Poor Shoff, left dangling for so long...

Science meets poop. Help pick a winner!

Science + poop = $$$ for Dave. But only if YOU add some humor.

Rhyme about another man's disgusting misfortune and win!

It's time to play poop paparazzi.

Help make Dave rich and famous!

Truth is in poop. So go!

How will things turn out in the end?

How well do you know your fellow PoopReporters?

The battle for Pooet Laureate has begun.

It's time for the best limerick to get its crown.

A decision has been made. And the winner is...

I've got writer's constipation. Help me out.

Karl Rove is called what?

Once again, corporate America needs our ideas.

What sound does an ass-blast really make? Tell us here -- and win!

A big billion-dollar behemoth buys PoopReport... with hilarious results!

What do you call a toilet's first time?

Guess when my diarrhea stops and win!

No wonder kids find poop so funny.

Come up with funny names for famous poopers, and save humanity!

Any book might be about poop... you just have to change a few words.

Show how much poop inspires you. Go ahead, let it flow...

Our official correspondence with the winner of the Celebrity Spokesperson Contest.

Which celebrity would make the perfect spokesperson for PoopReport?

Sometimes a songwriter is writing about love, or drugs, or sex, or politics. But sometimes, whether they mean to or not, they're writing songs about poop. Let's find those songs!

Just like changing movie titles into porn movie titles, but with poop. And hey, the winner gets TWO prizes this time!

Thanks to the French and the weenie name they gave it, the bidet has a bad rep as a women-only bathroom appliance. We need to change that.

The most beautiful and expressive form of poetry meets the most beautiful and expressive human bodily function.

Anything stuck up a butt is inherently funny. Even if it's a medical procedure. So help us come up with new terms for this most dreaded reason for a visit to the doctor!