The challenge:
Prove that the literatti who do cartoon caption contests in
The New Yorker have nothing on the shiteratti who frequent this site.
The cartoon:
Art by Dan Meth.
The finalists:
"Astrid, how could you possibly need to use the bathroom?"
-- SmudgePot
"Why didn't you go before we lef-- OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!"
-- Bilgepump
"So THAT's why you never wanted to stay out after midnight."
-- cornleg
"Normally I'd ask you to wear your seatbelt, but that may be a problem if I have to stop suddenly."
-- SmudgePot
"What did you expect, dialing a number found in a washroom?"
-- 50 Scent
"So I said: 'pillar of salt'? Can't you think of something a little more 2009?"
-- Maximus Poopius
"Darling, you look a little flushed..."
-- Bilgepump
Vote now!
Journal of Ass Production Cartoon Caption Contest: Vote Here: "Astrid, how could you possibly need to use the bathroom?" 4% "Why didn't you go before we lef-- OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!" 17% "So THAT's why you never wanted to stay out after midnight." 12% "Normally I'd ask you to wear your seatbelt, but that may be a problem if I have to stop suddenly." 11% "What did you expect, dialing a number found in a washroom?" 15% "So I said: 'pillar of salt'? Can't you think of something a little more 2009?" 7% "Darling, you look a little flushed..." 34% Total votes: 100 |
Congratulations to the finalists! Read all the entries here.
