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Contest #20: Name Our Podcast | Results!

Posted 04.27.2006 by Dave (11451)
Contest Results. There's a lot riding on a name. The very name of this site, for example, was the result of a deliberate thought process; some venerated scholars believe the name makes all the difference in the simultaneously intellectual and ribald appeal of the site. So when choosing a name for our forthcoming PoopReport podcast, we knew that it had to be an inspired choice, communicating the fact that it's an extension of the PoopReport.com ethics and philosophy into the realm of audio entertainment.

We received lots of good ideas -- more good ideas than I could have ever hoped for, in fact. I was pleasantly surprised. From the ninety-odd submissions, Jeff and I narrowed it down to a few favorites:

  • The Morning Constitutional, submitted by Chuck
  • Porta-Poddy, submitted by Sharty McFly
  • Poddy Break, submitted by Daphne
  • Pods and Ends, submitted by TurdyTreeAnaTurd
  • This Stall Occupied, submitted by Logjam
  • The Scat-o-caster, submitted by George Eliot Butterz
  • The Poop Scoop, submitted by Daphne

From these, we had to immediately eliminate the Scat-o-caster -- though we really liked it, "scat" has too many fetish connotations. We don't want to attract the wrong kind of listeners.

So, after a few days talking amongst ourselves and our friends, we found ourselves leaning towards "Porta-Poddy." As my wife said about it, "Porta-poddy. You're putting PoopReport on a podcast. Podcasts for downloading onto ipods, which are portable. It's perfect."

And it was perfect. Until Jeff had his inspiration:

"This Stall Occupied -- it has a more "highbrow" sound to it. Though, maybe "This Occupied Stall" makes it sound more NPR-ish? HA!"

More NPR-ish. That, my friends, is the hallmark of a good poop podcast. After further deliberation and comprehensive focus group testing, that's where we've ended up: This Occupied Stall. Credit for the name will go to Logjam. Congratulations. Logjam, you are the ultimate PoopReporter -- you appear once every couple weeks, first to create the name of our new podcast, and then to write one of the best poop reports this site has ever seen. I look forward to your next appearance -- you'll probably have secured VC funding for us or something.

It was a tough decision to forgo a name like "Porta-Poddy." But ultimately we believe that our chosen name has legs. It is a classy name, and it has staying power. It lends itself to a regal manner that makes the poop stories contained therein that much funnier. I think it's a good decision; I hope you all do, too.

We have only a few more weeks of prep before the podcast launches, so there's still time for more user input. Besides stories from the archives, Dear Annus, and user emails and so on, what else would you like to see in the podcast? Also, any designers out there are welcome to submit ideas for a logo.

Congratulations again, Logjam. Enjoy your lovely PoopReport t-shirt.

Wonderpance (480) -- 04.27.2006

a nice choice.

you may already be planning on it, but i think it would be a good idea to have B.M. Newswire stories on there. i can't think of anything else at the moment.

now, somebody buy me an ipod!
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i love poop.

Logjam (2289) -- 04.27.2006

I'm here in St. Louis, 'neath the afternoon shadows of that great monument to all human characteristics and desires that we can't put into words -- the Arch. And to find out that I won something from a poop site by being "highbrow," well I can't express quite how good that feels. Um, well, think of how good a dump feels. Now do it under the Arch.

Thank you, and to continue on the highbrow theme, would it be possible for me to trade in the t-shirt (which my wife would never let me wear) for one of those highly-collectable and scholarly JOAPs? I know that the only ones you have left are flawed, but I believe that in years to come, these will command the highest price on ebay. (Not that I'd ever sell it, mind you).

The Dumpster (2507) -- 04.27.2006

Logjam, I have three flawless copies of JOAP that I am holding for future sale on ebay to fund Little Dumpster's college tuition. However, as a mark of my admiration for you as the epitome of a PoopReporter, if you will PM me and let me know where to send it, I will give you one of them.

Thanks for coming back. I'll bet PoopReport stock has gone up 100 points since your return!

GottaGoGirl (2616) -- 04.27.2006

Congratulations, Logjam!

Damn, but I'm jealous! :)

daphne (3202) -- 04.27.2006

Second again. I'm going to change my name to Susan Lucci.

I'd congratulate you Logjam, but I'm bitter at the moment. Give me about a day to ingest this and then I'll send you a nice cyberhug. (Actually, his 'unbuckled reflections' was my favorite submission......)
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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

The Dumpster (2507) -- 04.27.2006

Uh, who beat out who for PoopReporter of the Year 2005?

daphne (3202) -- 04.27.2006

Even that was a tie, as in two. I am destined to be Poopreport's number one number two.


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

The Dumpster (2507) -- 04.27.2006

But, dearest, on PR, Number Two IS Number One!!

sharty mcfly (211) -- 04.27.2006

Congrats Logjam, I'm really just psyched you all liked my suggestion enough for it to get that far in the runnings. I came for the poop humor here, but i stayed because it's nice to have a place to write stories and get feedback. And ok i am a little jealous too haha.

Logjam (2289) -- 04.27.2006

Dumpster, that is one of the kindest offers I've ever had (actually one of the few offers I've ever had). And to think you would dip into your kid's college fund on my behalf … I'm deeply touched. However, if Dave has a flawed one left, it will make me happy as a plugged up claustrophobe in a handicap stall. (Also, if you really are not above putting on the table your families resources, perhaps I could interest you in a game of poker.)

George Eliot Butterz (244) -- 04.28.2006

Hey guys. I must say that you've made a good choice with LG's offering... Logjam, you're truly an inspiration to PR. Your last story was incredible. Awesome stuff, the t-shirt is deservedly yours, if but for the PR story alone! Hope you all have good weekends guys... GEB

daphne (3202) -- 04.28.2006

OK, I'm over it. Feel the love Logjam. *hug*


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Fart Poopie (1256) -- 04.28.2006

Congrats Logjam!

Jeff (2) -- 04.28.2006

A hearty cheer for Logjam!
In my book, all of your suggestions were winners (except the ones that didn't win, of course).

Now, to make a podcast worthy of the name.
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Your Faithful PoopCaster

KeepOnCrappin (544) -- 04.28.2006

Congrats LJ!

I don't understand the Porta Poddy suggestion. Are we referring to a portable podcast?

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"KOC -- the Cool Crapper" - Rat Droppings

GottaGoGirl (2616) -- 04.28.2006

Dude! Look at the TITLE of the thread! Yes, sweetie. We're having a pod cast, soon.

Midwest Poopsie (not verified) -- 04.28.2006

Just stumbled upon this site, and I have to say, what a highbrow site this is. Imagine, a site about crap, uh...poop. I'll visit often, keep up the good work.

Dr.DammAwful (27) -- 04.29.2006

Congrats logjam! Your gift is in stall three!

daphne (3202) -- 04.29.2006

It better be a case of monogrammed ass gaskets.


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Dr.DammAwful (27) -- 04.29.2006

Nope daphne, Lj will need a strainer!

Chuck (281) -- 04.30.2006

Congratulations to Logjam. It is said just to be nominated is an honor unto itself. To be considered among the finalists, the PoopReport elite, is reward enough for me.

Fart Poopie (1256) -- 05.01.2006

I liked yours too, Chuck.

KeepOnCrappin (544) -- 05.23.2006

Sorry GGG. I take all things said to me literally and dont understand these things. I'm slow like that. But I dont have an iPod, so I don't listen to podcasts. I may start now though.

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"KOC -- the Cool Crapper" - Rat Droppings

The Shit Volcano (3540) -- 06.10.2006

Damn. I missed this contest. If I have been here to vote I think I might have chosen Porta-Poddy. Not that this counts for anything now.

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So I told Katrina that I love Cajun and so she said, "I'll have to give that a try."
That was a disaster in the making.
After all was said and done, I said, "I meant Cajun FOOD not Cajuns themselves!"
Unfortunately, by that point she'd already told Rita

Double Flush (588) -- 06.10.2006

I missed it too. Ah well, I'm content with the result.

TSV, I like your new sig. It shows just how you really are a hurricane nut.

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Sometimes it just takes two.

The Shit Volcano (3540) -- 06.10.2006

Well, thanks. I was going for the most tasteless and offensive hurricane joke I could muster. I'm now waiting for the angry letters from New Orleans fans. (I get those sometimes.)

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So I told Katrina that I love Cajun and so she said, "I'll have to give that a try."
That was a disaster in the making.
After all was said and done, I said, "I meant Cajun FOOD not Cajuns themselves!"
Unfortunately, by that point she'd already told Rita.

Double Flush (588) -- 06.10.2006

Well at least you shouldn't get any angry letters from Raleigh, outside of relocated Louisianians. Hurricanes weaken over eastern NC before they make it to Raleigh. Hee hee.

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Sometimes it just takes two.

Pipe Nightmare (68) -- 06.10.2006

What about Hugo, DF?

The Shit Volcano (3540) -- 06.10.2006

fuck these double posting computer gnomes! Dave!

The Shit Volcano (3540) -- 06.10.2006

We love kicking the shit out of Cape Hateras.

Er, THEY love kicking the shit out of Cape Hateras. Sorry, typo.

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So I told Katrina that I love Cajun and so she said, "I'll have to give that a try."
That was a disaster in the making.
After all was said and done, I said, "I meant Cajun FOOD not Cajuns themselves!"
Unfortunately, by that point she'd already told Rita.

Double Flush (588) -- 06.10.2006

Yeah... and Fran. And Floyd brought floods pretty far in. However, Raleigh still gets hit less than the more eastern places.

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Sometimes it just takes two.

grinchygut (17) -- 06.12.2006

So, um, has the podcast come out yet? I can't wait! It would be the best thing since cntrl+alt+chicken!!! I agree that the newswire stories would make great content. Will it be visual as well as audio? The hosts should sit on porcelain thrones!

Dave (11451) -- 06.12.2006

It hasn't come out yet. Next week!

Double Flush (588) -- 06.12.2006

Oooh I wanna be in it! I've always wanted to do a podcast!

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I'm the only geek I know who has to flush twice. Or who clicks on links in people's sigs.

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