More than 200 great stories, and seven finalists that are as well-picked as a thong out of an irritated crack.

Fart Poopie's bungie saga was the most story-like of all, in my opinion. Reading those six telling words caused an entire short story to flash through my mind.

Fine work, everyone. I read and enjoyed all of the entries before the top seven were picked, and thought all were worthy of consideration.

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PooperGal
"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

all the entries were awesome, i'm honored to be among the finalists, and even more honored to have received votes! (other then the one i submitted for myself... ah well sometimes it's tough not to pick your own)

I personally liked "The stall reeked; Mexican night prevailed" as my favorite entry to the contest just for the reason that it told a little story.

But, hell, I'll take what I can get. I'm not picky here.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Thanks PooperGal and everyone else that voted for my entry. You guys rock! :-)

Wow--I'm new to the Report and I was quite surprised to be a finalist! There were a lot of great entries that had me laughing (or wincing) Thanks to all who voted for my humble tale--may the best poop prose win!

Gator says he's honored to be included and just dropped a dook full of braciole string, so he'd like the pity points.

Yeah, I screwed up. You can read about it in the forums if you want. I have a page on my website about string and animals, and this is why......
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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

When does voting end?

Congrats, Daphne. It looks like you're winning. :-)

Argh!!! Let's try that again.

:-)

There's nothing worse than chopped up happy face.

I am voting for story neumero uno.
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A man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

I am voting for myself because I have no shame nor honor. None. Nada. Zip. I'd eat my young if I needed a snack.

Well, that might be taking it a bit too far, but you get the point. Besides, I'm a vegetarian.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Voting ends Sunday night at midnight.

26 VOTES: STORY #4
Gator's a dog, what's your excuse?
-- by daphne

26 VOTES: STORY #7
Lesson learned: poop before bungee jumping.
-- by Fart Poopie

A tie. Congrats to you both! FP, email me your address so I can send you a Journal. Daphne, I'll send you something else you'll like. Do you have a certificate yet?

Everyone else: buy a Journal of your own, huh?

Holy crap! Last time I checked last night, I was down by one vote. Congrats, Daphne!
Thanks to everyone who voted for my entry!

You've all made my day!

Congratulations to the winner and finalists. This was a fun contest. For me, it took my mind off a terrible weekend when a family member died unexpectedly. Thanks for providing me with a humorous distraction and fun challenge.

All hail, daph, Princess of Ties! This is, of course, deja vu. Last year, daph tied for Poop Reporter Of The Year, an honor that was richly-deserved.

"Daphne, Princess of Ties." Damn; sounds like a novel by Poot Conroy!

All well done--sorry I was out of town and didn't get in on the fun.

I too had tons of fun thinking up 6 word stories (usually at work!), and then reading other stories posted here. Some of them had me on the floor laughing!

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

Dave, IS this a joke? When my son checked the poll at 8:30 or so our time (11:30 eastern), he said I had 27 votes. Before our power went out here, I checked the results and I'd won. Fart Poopie was right.

What happened?

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Dunno. All I know is what the computer tells me, and the computer tells me you both got 26 votes.

Maybe Thomas misread it?

There were 27 votes on the computer screen. I would not shit you about this. Neither would Fart Poopie.

I thought you guys were really joking me by changing the vote because of all the second places and all, which would have been downright funny.

stuff
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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com