In my mind, the bathroom is kind of a supernatural zone. If I'm at a bar, I refuse to bring my drink into the bthroom with me... and if I'm forced to do so, I refuse to drink it until I leave. I guess it's because in most public bathrooms I refuse to open my nose passages. And I refuse to drink water that comes out of a bathroom faucet.

At home, I will drink the water. I've never eaten on the toilet -- probably because I like to eat and I like to poop, and I wouldn't want to divert my attention from either.

This is something that not only have I never tried, but it's never even entered my mind. I don't think I'll be trying it anytime soon either. Taking a shit is to sacred to be all mixed up with eating. I think it would take away from both activities.

However, I might consider eating fudge, brownies and/or chocolate pudding while taking a dump. Just for the mental experience.

I'm a bit of a space cadet. Unless something is undeniably present, my cognitive apparati tend to dismiss it so that they can concentrate on more important things, like boobs.
It is not uncommon for me to be walking around eating a piece of bread, an apple or something else that constitues a whole, i.e. you don't need to use your hands to hold it together.
During these walk-and-eat sessions, it is not uncommon for the need to urinate to finally draw the attention of my mind. So quite often I find myself standing over the toilet with something sticking out of my mouth while my hands are full of peeing wang. So, I'll sort of eat while pissing.
As for loading the chamber while emptying it, the closest I come is chewing. Sometimes I'll be finishing up some food, the last piece being broken up by my chompers, when I'll realize that I need to dump. I have no qualms with beginning the act of defecation with a full mouth.
But as for making a big sloppy joe, slapping it on a plate and taking it to the bathroom so that goopy brown substances can enter and exit simultaneously, I've never done this.
It'll end up there in good time; no need to rush.

Not only do I not eat while pooping...I don't read this site while eating. I always wait until I'm done with my lunch before I come here, for some reason it just bothers me.

I was thinking back on the question, and I don't think I've ever eaten while downloading something previously eaten. I pretty much agree with Ty here. I definitely look forward to my dumps--the sensations, the sounds, the physicality of it as it affects my body. The thought of balancing a plate on my naked knees is not appealling. Nor is holding something I'm munching on with one hand while holding down my dick with the other so I don't pee all over the porcelain. I think these activities are mutually exclusive for me, but I would find it fascinating to hear from someone who is able to pull this off without any qualms.

I have eaten upon the throne. I was in a hurry and needed to multitask; my wfe nearly plotzed. I believe it was a pepperoni slice. Don't knpck it til you tried.

That sort of defeats the purpose of taking a shit, don't you think? I mean, taking a shit is your body's way of dispelling the leftovers of what you ate. So why fill your body with more sustenance whilst dispelling it? I prefer to satisfy my hunger without my own fecal stench surrounding me. Gameboy or a Hustler is much more enjoyable.

That's gross.

It's never occurred to me to bring food into the bathroom. I caught my daughter putting a cracker on the counter beside the toilet while she took a break in her playing/snacking/watching tv routine. I made her throw the cracker in the garbage and promise never to bring food to the potty again. It's just wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

I've done it once, to get the "entering then exiting" feeling. But I've tried that, so now I never eat in the bathroom.

No, eating on the crapper is unsanitary and retarded. The smell of the shit would probably also ruin one's appetite. Personally, I love to eat, and I love to shit, but mixing the two would sort of nullify the pleasant experience.

I do remember G Ras posting something on the forums about eating a sandwich on the crapper. However, he also spends a good amount of time in there, and he probably finished the sandwich before the turd was out of his ass. In an extreme situation like that, eating on the crapper might be acceptable, but still retarded (sorry G Ras.)

In response to the dude who doesn't eat whilst reading PR: You're a fucking pussy, dude. Many times I read PR while eating breakfast, or lunch, or dinner if I'm dining alone. It doesn't really phase me. The only time I had to stop eating was when I looked at that picture of the dude with the fistulas. But, I have visited PR damn near every day for the past 2 years, so I might just be desensitized.

Personally, I would never eat while sitting on the shitter. I will have a cup of coffee and smoke a cigarette while taking a crap, however. I don't think it's disgusting, but as Ty says, both are enjoyable and should be savoured seperately.

Furthermore, Alice, my asshole, would be angry with me for not paying my complete attention to her while I'm using her. As retaliation, she may decide to stay closed for a week to let me know she's boss.

For everyone else who enjoys eating on the shitter that's fine; just don't ask me to pass the salt or the potatoes while you're doing it.

I took a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos in there once, because I was on a diet and I didn't want my husband to catch me scarfing down the junk food. However, I dropped a chip next to the toilet and he found it later. (Damn it, the DOGS usually find and eat stuff like that).

I was twice as embarassed, first for eating almost an entire bag of Doritos, then for being labeled as a freak for eating on the can.

I too have only finished chewing something on the way to the loo, but never brought something to actually eat while unloading. I couldn't deal with the mixing of aromas.

I don't understand the comments about not drinking bathroom sink water or having to throw away a cracker that was placed on the bathroom counter. Don't you all keep your bathroom's clean?

I knew a lady, who was quite the neat-freak, that was having her kitchen remodled. While the kitchen sink was out of commission, they ate out. I asked her if she'd ever consider doing some dishes in the bathroom sink and she about died. I asked her, you are the cleanest person I've ever known, you don't keep the bathroom sink clean enough to do the dishes?

What gives?

I keep a very clean bathroom, thank you very much. I don't care HOW clean a bathroom is, though, it's still not a place to eat or set food down. However often you clean your bathroom, it's still a place that's mainly about excrement and body fluids... mmmmm... appetizing. You are very welcome to eat off of any surface in my bathroom, though. Lysol has guaranteed that 99.9 % of the germs are now gone.

I will bring a cup of coffee into the bathroom during my morning shit.
I will sometimes bring a beer into the bathroom during an afternoon or evening shit.
But one think I always remember is to hold my drink out the bathroom door and flush upon exiting.....I have heard that germs float up into the air during flushing, and I don't want it in my drink.

Hi! Long time reader, first time poster.

As for eating while voiding, I find it rather a juxtaposition of sorts. While it is totally possible to consume food while excreting your burly turds, it does cause one's attention to become fragmented, even if only a little bit. It's kind of like trying to have a meal while watching porn or otherwise engaging in some sexual activity. Ever notice how sexual arousal kills your appetite for food? Here's my 2 centavos: The two diametrically unrelated activities cause unnatural feelings internally. Probably, some science may point to the fact that both activities, eating/pooping and eating/sex, are driven by the part of the brain which is responsible for making sure basic needs are met. I suppose in most cases, this part of the brain isn't really well-adapted to multi-task. For example, it's either "fight OR flight" but not both at the same time.

All this is to say, that yes, eating while shitting is uncomfortable to me, and I suppose to most anyone else as well. The two activites do not co-exist naturally and I propose we are wired that way for good reason. I for one wouldn't want to risk choking on a hunk of turkey while grunting out a wicked sticky intestinal sewer snake.

Love to hear what others think...

BTW, love the humor from most other people here. Funny website indeed!

I agree with ab2k. Smell is an integral part of taste, and when the stinks are being laid down, any food is nasty. Ever noticed when you're eating and the smell of burnt food (probably something forgotten on the stove) wafts through the air, what you're eating doesn't seem so good anymore? No? okay, then it's just me.

I can read on the throne, talk on the phone on the throne (only to understanding people and in desparate situations), and ponder the meaning of life the universe and everything on the throne, but eating, nasty. Plus, it takes at least one hand to eat, and for the guyzos, one hand is keeping everything aimed right, that's one nasty hand to put on your food if you're about to drop it!

Finally, Doniker is right, everytime you flush the toilet, particles of toilet water (and subsequently poo that hasn't already been gaseous), enter the air, spreading the wonderful germs and nasty poo. This is why there is a solid lid on most toilets that is supposed to be put down when you flush to minimize the updraft. This is also why you notice that the underside of the side gets kinda brown after a lot of flushing.

I'm kinda on the fence about this one. It all depends on what your eating and how the shit is coming. If it's a sloppy shit or a messy food, I'd probably say no to the idea. But if it's gonna be a nice long, clean shit (or a neat food)), I don't think it'd be that bad. I don't think I've ever tried it, but I wouldn't be opposed to it as long as my ass wasn't puking.

I guess the juxaposition issue begs the question whether a "blumkin"(sic?) is truly a pleasureable experience. I have no idea having no experience in this area but wondered what you all think???

I have to admit, the idea of eating on the crapper is kind of a disgusting thought, but I have engaged in such behavior before. My boyfriend and I had spent an entire evening smoking weed. I was feeling pretty good, and inevitibly ended up very hungry. I was sitting in the chair shoveling handfuls of chips into my mouth when the urge to poop came about. I took the bag of Ruffles Cheddar and Sour Cream chips, 2 chocolate pop-tarts, a big glass of diet coke on ice, AND a full pipe into the shitter with me. It was rather enjoyable. I enjoy pooping, and I also enjoy eating and smoking weed - putting the three activities together was heaven for me.

Yo, MotelShit, that was some funny post! Like a scene from an underground sitcom! (I'm making notes for inclusion in a future novel--haha!)

I don't think I've brought food with me to the crapper, but I've had to run to the toilet with food in my mouth still to shit. It was either that or crap myself. So only in dire situations, I think.
Drinking isn't that big of a deal, but I don't think I've done it often...only when I'm drunk. I have vague fuzzy memories of sitting on the john and shitting and giggling as I sip my screwdriver.

However, I have the nastiest person on the planet in my office...she BRUSHES HER TEETH while on the throne...pooping or peeing, it doesn't matter.
Everyone has heard her, shitting away while brushing her teeth. It's wrong, I tell you. WRONG!

Aw, that's just fucking weird, poopmagick! Someone brushing their teeth on the loo?!? Man, what a freak?!?
Anyway, I used to head for the bathroom with a mouthful of peanuts or something but since my dad is on stinky medication I don't anymore. I swear, he has the nastiest damn gas!!! Just one whiff makes me want to hurl. And if I had food in my mouth it would start TASTING like it. Ewww!!!!!

No fucking way. That's sick.

Assblaster...
I don't think I'm a pussy, I can easily read rotten.com, goatse.cx, or AssblastersDickGettingChoppedInHalfWithACleaver.com
I just don't find poop appetizing.
Now go lick your gay lover's ass cream...

i've eaten while pooping. Its weird to have food comming in and going out at the same time. out with the old in with the new!

I have a habit of taking the phone or a drink or even a snack and a book (a newspaper, uncle john's bathroom reader, or a good novel) in there with me while I sit, eat, and read for a while... after all... how much worse than my kitchen could the bathroom be? :: cringe ::

When I was a kid I got pinworms and the doctor said that the eggs of the pinworms are airborn and you can ingest the eggs which is how I probably got them. You're especially at risk if you take food or drink into a public restroom, he told me, because the eggs land on/in it and then you swallow them and get worms yourself. I don't know if it's true or not, but it has kept me from eating, drinking or carrying anything edible into restrooms ever since.

Although I have multi-tasked in the shower (brush teeth and/or shave along with bathing), eating on the toilet is not within my realm. The concentration, the one task for full pleasure on the throne should not be denied. Plus one of the filthiest places on the planet is the toilet seat underside. Granted some restaurant kitchens are not totally sanitary, but I will pick and choose those environments I can somewhat control. Keep food in the kitchen.

Yes, kinkapoop, all the more reason NOT to eat in the bathroom. I, too, had pinworms when I was a kid. In fact I caught them five times. Now I am so paranoid about intestinal parasites that I won't go near the bathroom with food. That, and the stink factor with my dad that I mentioned previously.

If poop didn't smell at all, then I wouldn't have a problem with eating and pooping at all.
Like many people, if I have a bad experience while eating or having just eaten a certain food, i suddenly develop a nauseating dislike for that food instantly. If you have ever thrown-up after eating something you liked...then you know what I mean. If i ate while pooping, i would always associate the smell of that poop with that food product and never want to even SEE it again. I love food and tiny little things can ruin a food for me for years...even forever. I lived off of grilled cheese sandwhiches these last 15 years until a month ago when I was served a grilled cheese with a huge, gross, thick, nasty, immigrant chefs hair in it. This thing was like 6 inches long and went all through the cheese. Even thinking about it now I want to puke. Ugh...

Yup, Shit Volcano, she does. She did it again yesterday. Machine gunning away in the toilet, all the while scrubbing at her molars. It's beyond nasty!

I'd never heard of pinworms before. That'll teach me to bring a drink into the john with me.

I hear you there, Craparella! I haven't eaten Salisbury steak since I threw some up and it was white on the way out. I haven't eaten raspberry Danish since I accidentally ate one with coconut and went into anaphylactic shock. Now as I write this I can still feel the shortness of breath and agonizing stomach pain. And I think if I was ever gross enough to take food into the bathroom it would forever taste like shit afterward!

I had some Rolos while pooping before. I started eating them before I went in to the bathroom and finished off the roll after I sat down. I can't, however, imagine eating anything like a sandwich or say a taco while shitting.

why is this such a big deal?
taking a crap and eating is one of lifes little treasures.
I compare it to life. How often do you get to see the cycle of life in just one sitting.
#1.Put food in mouth...life begins
#2.Poop the food out...life ends
it is a shame however when you flush you dont get to se the next cycle of life or shall i say after life as the poop goes to poop heaven.
also this is a good time to compare before and afters. Such as smells, colors, textures and if you like tastes.

When you have a baby and you are so damned pressed for time that you can't blink without a moment's notice, anywhere is optional to chow down.

Food tastes good. Poop tastes good. Whats the difference. Two hands stuffing the mouth is better than one.

id never eat a full meal or meat while on the can,but i have drunk beer and eat chips and snack cakes and such.Tho if someone were to eat a full dinner while crappin,id applaud their efficiency.As far as smokin goes,back when i smoked i once tryed to drop a cigarette butt between my legs and into the can,it richotched(sp?) off the end of my weeny,before landin in the pot.Had that been a cigar,it coulda been bad

I applaud you son. That a boy, baby! I am so proud of you.

I never eat something while using the crapper. For me, taking a shit is usually quick, so I rarely need to spend much time there. Unfortunately, if I do need extra time, it is usually because I need to take a MONSTER shit. In that case, I never pick up a snack, because I need to post a radiation symbol on the front door. I am always afraid that the killer stench will get in my food.

eating on the toilet is strange but not as bad as eating FROM the toilet

I did try to eat while shitting. I mean, it was not a steak with potatoes and spaghetti, but a some cookies with a Pepsi to finish up. Taking a dump comes also with the idea of glorious Zen periods. So who the hell could passby a toilet to empty his/her bowels with a fresh lunch, still hot to pass the time faster? I think there should be some laws to prohibit these fuckers!

i see nothin wrong with eatin from the toilet,you can often find a 4 course meal in there,with plenty of liquid refreshment.And if your lucky,youll find a nice used tampon in the can .They make fine napkins.

You know, if you're really going to hunker down and enjoy the experience to it's fullest, it requires time and accouterments. Snacks, beverages, and entertainment (reading material or music for a short one, roll in a TV or DVD for a long one) are all part of the game plan.

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I could never eat while taking a shit. There's just something about having to put down whatever I'm eating to wipe my ass. That's fucking disgusting.
Now a beer, coffee, or any other beverage, or a cigarette is fine with me.
Oh, and I could NEVER read this from this site while eating. Not because it would disgust me, but I'd end up spitting out food all over my computer because this site makes me laugh so hard.

When I was in vet school we were encouraged to do as many rectals as possible. It was a busy time--lots to learn before heading out into practice. So I learned to double task before the word was invented. I once ate a peanut butter and jelly with my right hand while shoulder deep in a cow's rectum with the other. If you love poop, I mean great steaming heaps of it, enough poop to bury your truck, life as a large animal vet might be as close to heaven as you'll ever get. I used to go through 3 or more sets of manure covered coveralls a day. I retreated to academia and then a life in corporate research, but 30 yrs later I can still gross people out with truly dirty stories of my year in large animal practice.

well, i'd not eat while pooping. Poop and everything around it is more of a sexual matter to me, not a gastronomic one. One pleasure at a time.

the first poop i did on the toilet i was eating animal crackers. it what a very memorable moment. besides the eating part of it, it was a clean sweep after. there was no remains. yep

Every morning, i drink my coffee, read my newspaper, eat my toasts and smoke my cigarette on the toilet.Its one the best moments of my day.
I mean, one of the greatests advantages of all the fast food I eat is that smooth easy dump in the morning...
and its so fascinating how the food can enter your mouth and exit your ass at the same time! gosh, its a miracle of nature...

Eating on the toilet is totally fine. The only way it would not be fine is if you were eat in between wiping periods. Think about it... you hands are totally clean while pooping until you wipe (and only if you get poo poo on your hand from wiping). IT'S CLEANER THAN PEEING! With peeing, you need to hold Franklin and aim. There is no touching necessary while pooping. Also, I rule.

Eating while on the pooper? Eeeew. No way.
It's unsanitary, and also it's kind of ironic... that you're stuffing food in one end while the processed remnants of a previous meal are coming out the other. You want to be a human Play-Doh Factory?

I've never ate while on the crapper, I don't even know why, it has just been one of those taboos you don't cross. Personally, it's disgusting and a good way to get sick.

its awsome eating and shitting its like in a stupid cartoon..........food comes in , poop comes out!!!!!!!!!!pooper friendly....

I have actually spit food out on my way to the shitter. There is absolutely NO WAY I could enter the holy of holies with anything to eat or drink. That is totally fucked up and wrong, wrong, wrong! Not only is it wierd and retarded to go from doorhandle to ass to tp roll to food to mouth with your hand, its unsanitary! Jesus Christ! Ever heard of cross-contamination?! Why do you think you've been told since you were a pup to WASH YOUR HANDS after using the loo? Anyone who eats while shitting may as well eat shit, because that's basically what you're doing anyway. Yuk!!!!!

I must confess that when on my own in a flat, before going to work, I sometimes took my 2nd mug of coffee after breakfast. It was usually the time when the urge came, and I have always followed Shakespeare in this

“There is a tide in the affairs of men / Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune.”

I don't think it brought fortune, but disregarding it can lead to MISfortune.

To paraphrase Shakespeare, 'Go when the going's good'.

When my partner (now wife) and I bought a house I stopped it.

I can't see that cleaning the teeth can do any harm when I'm on the toilet, and I often used to do that with toothpaste and then rinse out with water afterwards.

When away at youth hostels or church conferences, the washbasins are often in the same room as the loos, and some might think that the germs can come over from the top, when the partitions of the cubicles don't reach to the ceiling, nor the doors to the floor. But this can be taking the germ thing too far, I think.

I grew up cleaning my teeth while my younger brother was on the toilet, and then we swapped over. The same often happens with my two little boys and myself.

I don't ever remember telling them not to eat in the toilet. But my older boy recently wouldn't let his little brother take an apple into the toilet! He told him it was 'dirty'. He wouldn't let him eat any more until he had washed his hands.

input while output is the ultimate form of irony on the planet. still, it's part of the great circle of life, so why not?

and it sort of puts your life in perspective, you are here to eat food and take craps. and to reproduce of course..

(which is sort of what you are doing here anyway, the food is reproduced into chunks which are used as manure to grow new food which you in turn put into your mouth as food... and so the circle of life is completed... you eat your own shit! yeah!!)

this is of course a fact of life even if you eat while off the potty, but you get it head on slapped in your face like a truck if you eat while on it, some people may find this hard to accept, but hey, who said life is for cowards?

i am a producer working in a sound studio, when i was on the shitter the other day with a bowl(!) of cheerios, i thought about what would happen if you would get the audio feedback effect with eating/shitting..

like you shit more than you eat, and then it just multiplies exponentially out of control until everything just explodes beyond peak level...

therefore i always not to use the push method while eating; i don't want to make the headlines.

(actually making the headlines on poopreport would be a worth testament, and a good cause to die for, but maybe not just yet)

i'll think about it though...

has anyone yet done a scientific experiment (or a guinness book of records attempt) on how long it's possible to survive on the potty, if you are fed regularily?

speaking out of my own experience, i know i HAVE to get up and at least move around a bit after half an hour or so, to prevent cramps and staleness.

i'm not going to comment on the tp looking (t)issue, but i am always fascinated by checking out the whiteness of my ass and thighs, and the toilet seat pattern that has b een engraved into them. i can't imagine how that would look on a person who sat for a week, a month, or maybe even a whole year...

while i have the chance, let me say, sometimes it's just good to sit there for a while you know, the business takes just a few seconds, but it gives you a break from the world, you owe no obligations to anyone, you're on the toilet for gods sake! you're doing nothing wrong, you're not harming anyone...

actually, come to think of it, taking a shit is the most humane thing you can do.

if everyone went and sat on the toilet, there would be peace in the world.

there was an artist would built an installation once that would emulate the digestive system...

you could put some food in one place, and the machine would emulate, in real time, the digestion system, and guess what would come out in the other... end(!)

i don't remember the name of the artist, but i found this great link that may be useful for people who need an introduction to the basics of life (i apologize if this is an insult to the insight level of the professional shitters on the site)

http://media.health.discovery.com/centers/digestive/machine.html

so anyway, that's what we are; shitting machines. when we are dead, all we have left behind is shit.

isn't it obvious that you ar(s)e what you eat?

If I sit on the crapper for more than 15 minutes, my legs will go numb and feel like carpal tunnel syndrome for the lower body.

And to the musician thinking about feedback effects in the toilet? Most likely it can't happen as shits take longer to produce. Much longer than the soundwave needs in order to reflect.

And now for another installment of Random Stupid Questions:

Don't you hate it when you're sitting for a long time and only one buttcheek falls asleep?

Can you imagine? If you eat..your body takes approx 3 hours to digest then shit... So if you eat non-stop.. you'll get a poop every second hahahaha....

I know it's kinda hard to experiment... but :)

I am obviously in the minority, but I eat and drink while on the crapper all the damn time. My wife actually hates it when I do that but it doesn't stop me. I'll put a bowl of mac-n-cheese on the floor or on the sink next to me and eat it while I read on the crapper. It helps that usually my shit doesn't stink, although during the day while walking around I can let out some really nasty farts. Haven't figured that out yet....BUT I HAVE TO SAY, just so nobody thinks I'm gross, I shove the bowl to the side and don't touch it until I've wiped, gotten up, and washed my hands (and often take a quick shower). I wash my hands constantly anyway - after shaking hands, touching a door handle on a public building, etc, etc. I wash my hands a minimum of fifteen times a day. Yet I do eat and drink on the crapper - especially drink. I love drinking hard liquor, eating meat, taking a good shit, and grunting!

I do coffee on the crapper while I read the paper, used to have an old lady ate breakfast on the crapper grossed me out, but I didn't think nothing about eating her later on.

Eating and shitting are both enjoyable daily pastimes.

Why crunch all your enjoyment into one? Enjoy BOTH activities separately.

I have chewed gum in the bathroom before but I don't eat while on the toilet. Even on nights of full moons, I don't munch on a squirrel corpse until I'm done sqatting on a tree.(That last part was a joke... as long as you don't believe it)

Eating in the bathroom?!?!? Even dogs know better than to eat where they shit. Disgusting, eating a meal to shit fumes...

I dont make it a point to eat while takeing a shit but once i was watchin a movie and i didnt want to risk some one takeing my popcorn while the movie was still playing so i took it to the pooper with me and my pop and i ate some and drank some while shitting I do not norm. use a pub. restroom but this place is realey super clean so it does not bug me to much BTW the movies was good and i have also seen Cats and Dogs eat there own shit ?!?!?!?! what is up with that i have never seen a human do it but i would not put it past some people to do that sort of thing. and i dont realey seem to smeel my own shit i can tell when some one else has shitted latley but cant realey seem to smeel mine?? my shit dont stink i guess :P

is this a how-to

Just learned something. Don't chew gum while you're on the toilet. You end up with a poo taste in your mouth.

EW EW EW!!!

I eat whilst dropping the kids off at the pool often. Us good shitters...hell...we can just keep eating and keep pooping and never have to get up. (not really) But I often thought about it...wouldn't it be better just to throw the food in the toilet and eliminate the middle man?

-JT

I personally cannot even bring a drink in the shitter. the air will contaminate any food or water in there.

wtf.. its not even worth thinking about it... it's just WRONG. It's so unhygenic and not right at all. It's just common sense!! I came across this page on Google, and woah random things come up!

when i was in high school we had these bathrooms that were attrocious, majorly vandalized in fact they removed the partitions that seperated the toilets, so basically you had the urinals against one wall, and two or three toilets completely out in the open.needless to say, no one used them ever.
except one time, i believe it was during lunch, i had to spray piss so i ducked into the nearby gym bathroom.inside to my surprise a student from the special ed class,(obvious down syndrome) was sitting there, on display pinching one off. the topper was he was grunting loudly as he devoured what looked to be turkey sandwich....made my day.

Gross! Funny, but gross!

I will throw food in the trash before taking it into the bathroom with me. Because once it's been in there.. I aint eating or drinking. I think of it this way.. in order to smell the stench of ass, small podules of crap have to be floating in the air in order to hit the nerves inside your nose where your brain identifies it and say, "Smells like ass.".

Now, I don't give a damn how microscopic that floating crap is.. I don't want it landing on my soda can, my sandwhich, damn.. I barely tolerate breathing in public restrooms sometimes!

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EnricoSuave
"Keeping it real."

Kind of like when you take sandwiches to the beach and they become ACTUAL "sand"-wiches. I guess in the john you'd get scatwiches. Ewww.

Yuck, the bathroom is usually the room with the most germs. K&B, funny story but, blah, and a sandwich of all things.
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Jammin' lo'flo's since 1977.

This is the wikipedia article of Bathroom eating in japan which called "benjomeshi(Toilet lunch)".

I'll be glad if anyone write an article of bathroom eating in wikipedia, please let me know how people in english world do bathroom eating.

OMG uhhhh people I am NOT a scientist so Motherload I might need your expertise once again! But you take a crap and it smells now what do you think is causing that smell? Riiiiight its those small dookie particles that become airborne. Now again not being a scientist or doctor I would assume that these particles are just as bad for you as putting a whole LOG in your mouth. Thats why I dont eat in the bathroom.

More over Thuderous, what does one do after (s)he is done? They wipe their ass.

The food has to be placed somewhere to do this, and then picked up with hands that were wiping a dirty bum, not 15 seconds prior. That is disgusting and unsanitary.
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"-55F, a new record low? Nope, thermometer went bad. Looks like -50F still stands"

I'm quite partial to a Jelly Baby while in the can.

I've never eaten while on the shitter, thats pretty disgusting, although I have been known to take a cup of coffee in with me. My wife takes coffee in with her, too, along with her cigarettes. Coffee gets our shit moving in the morning, so why not take it along for the ride?

I was assigned a detention in high school for eating in the bathroom. I didn't then and even now three years later I don't think it was fair. I had bought an ice cream bar in the lunchroom and was going to eat it on a bench outside the restroom. A friend asked me to come into the restroom with her, and when I noticed the stall next to the one she decided to use was open (a rare situation--we would sometimes have to wait 10 minutes or more) I decided to go in and pee earlier than I had planned. Me and Merry were talking when the security monitor came through. She looked through the crack in each stall door as she had always done, but this was the first time I had brought any food in. Merry tried to explain to the monitor that it wasn't intended, but I still had a 30-minute detention. When a copy of the referral reached home, mom didn't think it was that big of deal but she said eating something that you would touch like a sandwich while in a bathroom is not sanitary. Besides, when we're out shopping she takes pop in with her when she has to go.

Regina. Detention for eating in the bathroom?

Though I don't condone eating in the bathroom, I feel that the school was hard on you , with the detention.
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I start my morning at Starbucks with a coffee take-out and bagel. I get to my school at about 7:15 which gives me time to sit around and socialize with my friends before lst hour class. Most of them grab something to eat on their way in too. I've always been a morning crapper. About a half hour after my coffee I go to the nearest restroom and I have my daily shit. Regina is not alone; quite a few of us take our coffee and food into the bathroom. What doesn't represent us well is that too often the wrappers and cups are left on the sides of the stools and we have to kick them aside when it's our turn to use the stall. I know that it can piss the administration and custodians off and I agree that we should pick up after ourselves. I know I do! The use of the thermo-type cups allows us to finish our coffee well into lst hour class. We don't have too many alternatives but to take it into the stalls with us. When I was young, my mom called it a "window of opportunity". If I tried to hold my crap for just an hour or so, I would lose the urge to go and could sit for another hour and produce nothing. For me, that means getting onto the stool fast and letting it out while I enjoy my coffee. What happened to Regina wouldn't happen to me because we have faculty use the student bathroom by the cafeteria and they carry their mugs in too. The difference is that they don't leave them behind.

i always eat while im on my throne it is nice cereal, powerbars, peeanut butter toast, anything it is a good multi task i jsut dont eat while it comes out i then read magazines and chow down very relaxing

At my school there seems to be more students stopping at Starbuck's-type places on the way in and getting coffee and bagels to go, then coming to school with them, and realizing they have to pee or crap before first hour, so they take them into the stalls. Just last week I thought my bladder was going to burst and I had to wait 5 minutes for a stall at 7:30 a.m. Finally, this senior cheerleader comes out while she continues to brush her hair (rather than flushing, by the way). I didn't have time to flush and just pulled my jeans and thong down just as my pee flow was erupting. A about 15 seconds she knocks on the door and asks for her Starbucks cup which I just then noticed she had left on top of the toilet paper holder. As I leaned forward to give it to her so she wouldn't push her way in, I got too far off the seat and some of my pee got over the front of the bowl, onto the floor, and a little on the back of my jeans. However, if I had reached any farther, I would have probably had a disaster on my hands.

Yeah, I eat cereal in the bathroom. It's kinda gross and my roommates would freak if they found out, but they can suck it, I'm gonna dos whats I wants.

I remember once eating in the bathroom as a kid because I didn't want to share it with my brother. My gramma had bought me some type of candy, Wacky Wafers, I think, and I hadn't had them in years. The bathroom was the only place I knew I could eat the candy and not be busted in on. Come to think about it, that blue bathroom was a haven at times.

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A few years ago I worked downtown and went out daily for lunch. Sometimes I went to a mall food court, and the mall was 10-15 minutes away from work, depending on traffic. There was about a week when, in addition to my PBBM (post-breakfast b.m.), I would have a lunchtime movement. I would arrive at the mall, find a parking place, walk into the food court, and get in line for my chosen lunch. After standing in line for, say, five minutes, I would feel gravity take hold and a turd drop into the bomb bay. I could, of course, have left the line to go poop; but then I would have had to start again at the back of the line, wait another ten minutes, and have no time to eat. So, holding my poop in place, I would finally get up to the front of the line, get my lunch "to go," and head straight for the potties. It was actually pleasant to sit there, eating my sandwich and feeling my poop easing on out. Rarely was anyone else in there with me; the urinals were a little distance away, so I could drop and plop at leisure, and no one would smell either my feast or my feces. It was not something I would choose to do in the normal order of things; but I did not intend to go lunchless, and pooping at that time was mandatory, not discretionary.

This is an absolutely disgusting idea. I cannot ever imagine eating while on the toilet.

I, too, was surprised that Regina (5.19.2007) got detention time for just going with her friend into the bathroom, and while she was waiting for her friend to finish up in a stall, Regina sees another stall open and decides to go in and pee, rather than waiting a few minutes and then having to encounter a line. Her offense: eating an ice cream bar while she was sitting and peeing. Who busted her: a security monitor who SHOULDN'T be peeking into the stalls anyway unless there's some suspicion of wrongdoing. I take food or pop into the bathroom at my school two or three times a week. Between classes, I'll buy a couple of cookies, then see if the line is short enough for me to get a pee in, and if it is I've got to make the best of the 2 or 3 minutes left in the passing period. If I lay the cookies on a bench or my classroom desk top, what's the chance they're going to be there when I get off the toilet. School administrators just don't get how they violate our privacy by trying to enforce such stupid ass rules.

Silly people, eating in the bathroom and all. Everyone knows that bathroom stalls are for snorting coke.

And gay sex with total strangers.

Thats what I've heard, anyway.

Bilgepump, wrong.
MSG, I'm making a list of your ..
1. explosive pow...
2. lunchtime movement...
need I go on?

Absolutely not - never have & never will!

Piece Out!
Mlle Crapola

Lunchtime movement.
I just needed to type it again..

I don't know if anyone else commented about this, but this question totally reminds me of this Ween song, "Don't Shit Where You Eat My Friend"...that can also be reversed...Don't Eat Where You Shit My Friend!! That's how I feel bout it..

In my bathroom, I have a fully stocked mini-fridge right below the wet bar. Nothing major in it, just some snack foods, left over chinese food, and a kielbasy in case I need some inspiration.