It all depends on the status of my mojo at the time of defecation.
If I'm feeling particularily ripped, toned and tanned, I'll do just about anything naked.
Should I feel like a flab-sack, I tend to keep everything wrapped. There's nothing worse than contemplating whether or not one belongs to the set of all fat guys stinking up a room somewhere.
Regardless of the mojo, I do sometimes like to take one leg out of the gitch and pants in order to have my legs a a little further apart.

I don't like to poop naked. If I'm going to poop, even before a shower, I'll keep my clothes on until after I'm done with the poop. I guess it's that I feel vulnerable enough when I poop -- I don't need the added vulnerability of being naked on top of it.

Clothing is entirely anscilary to the process - if I'm lounging about in the birthday suit, that's how I'll present myself to the throne. If I'm fully clothed, then the pants and boxers meet my ancles for a few minutes. There's no set ritual involved.

Good question! I'd have to say it really doesn't matter to me if I'm dressed or in the altogether. When I gotta go, I gotta go!

Well, when I need to take a shower afterwards, I get naked and pinch a loaf first.
However, I usually pull my pants down to my ankles and fire the depth charges.

Call me old fasioned, but I almost always poop in the standard, pants-down-at-the-ankles fashion. Even if I'm sitting down for a relaxing stool, no matter how long I'm sitting on the crapper, once I'm done, it's over. I wipe, take a look, cover up my exposed lower extremeties, and send my creation on its way. Only time I'm pooping naked is when I'm about to get into the shower. Even then, I usually don't get naked until I'm done pooping. I'm just more comfortable knowing my pants are at the ankles, ready in case I need to make a quick evacuation, in more ways than one.

Be a rebel...
Leave your pants on,
Then poop..

Amen

My SOP in the morning is to poop naked and then take a shower. This is true whether I'm at home on the range or out on the dusty motel/hotel trail.

If I'm using a public facility somewhere, of course, my pants are down around my ankles with my legs spread wide for comfort.

I do enjoy my naked morning crap, however. Gets my day off to a good start.

Morning loaf in a bathrobe, then hit the shower.

Usually, I have at least a t-shirt on when dropping a deuce at home. But if I'm about to take a shower, I may poop nekkid. I keep my house on the cool side in the winter, though, so usually I don't like sitting bare without at least a top.

Keep the correct order and poop prior to shower, not during.

Pants to the ankles would be my release ritual.

I have dogs and cats that for some reason love to watch me shit, so I have to keep my pants near my knees so they don't crawl, sniff around in them.
In public restrooms I do the knees thing too because I dont want my stall neighbor seeing my fancy drawers, or the inside of my pants for that matter.
Mom said I used to poop naked and in the bathtub when I was a kid, but I dont think I have as an adult. Reference: Seinfeld, some things just don't look good naked...opening a jar.....pooping......

Don't follow the pack, instead, take off your pants and place them on your head (it helps ward off the stench. Take off your socks put one on your ear. Empty the cargo into the other sock, tie it off, and sling it at your neighbor while shouting "the Shitish anr comming, the Shitish are comming".

I hate pooping naked. I always wait till I'm done to undress for a shower. I never have liked pooping in the buff, but now I wouldn't even attempt it since the lock on the bathroom door no longer works correctly and my kids feel free to invade my personal space any time they please. Also, I have never dropped my pants all the way down to my ankles. They go down to the knees and that's far enough as far as I'm concerned. I hate it when I walk into a public restroom and look under the stall partition only to see a pair of pants around someone's feet. I always thought the whole pants-dropped-to-the-ankles concept was a guy thing. I don't know, I think that why I hate it is because floors are always dirty in those public restrooms and women should care more about getting their pants dirty/dusty by letting them just fall to the floor like that. I know, I'm weird....

The clothes need to be on. At least in my case, I tend to get a little chilly after dropping off the loaves, so I find it easy to keep a tshirt on...never anything heavy though, in case it's a particularly difficult session and the sweat flows. I also find that when the fan is running, the circulation always causes the room to be a bit chillier as well. I leave my pants around the ankles for ease of leaving the throne room.

The only times I ever crap naked is when the urge strikes me in the middle of a shower, which is rare.

I'm always cold so I always crap with my clothes on. I also have the front of my pants just up past my knees a bit because that's where I lay my ever-present-while-shitting crossword book.

I generally poop in the morning, after coffee. T-shirt and underpants, socks optional. I despise pooping naked. Somehow, I just feel squishy afterwards if I poop naked, even after wiping well.

And why are animals so fascinated with human pooping activities? I have 4 pairs of eyes on me whilst doing my business. They crowd around me, jocking for the best position to catch a whiff or something. It makes their day, poor things. I don't have the heart to send them out.

Fully and completely clothed....always.

It depends on what I'm doing at the time. In the daytime or when I am in a public restroom I take my pants completely off to poop. It's very hard to pass a load with my pants on because they are so large. So I HAVE to take them off.
I sleep in the nude. When I have a turd at night I just walk into the bathroom and go.
Honestly, I've never really thought of the clothes issue. Than again, I'm mostly a nudist at home and I don't give a damn.

Clothing at the knees. I just can't see the sense of letting the clothes hit the floor, even at home.
Besides, if they were, my cat would no doubt be walking on my drawers as she tries to weave between my legs. (My boy kitty likes to sit on the counter, waiting for me to flush the toilet...)

Welp, after tea and scrompets I find it particularly rewarding to drop off the kids naked. It just feels right!

It depends on post-poop circumstances for me. If I am about to take a shower sometimes I'll get naked first, then poop. Or sometimes even though I am about to shower I will still just lower my trousers and make my special delivery. It is kind of cool to poop naked because you can spread your legs wider than usual if you want because there is nothing restricting them.

pooping naked, eh...

the only time i've ever pooped naked was when i was having a shower and suddenly got a violent bout of the hershey squirts...

i didn't let her blow in the shower, mind you...i kept her plugged tight til i was able to fling myself out of the shower onto the toilet, still dripping wet...

i hate that burning feeling you get afer taking a good ol' liquid crap...

I don't mind pooping naked right before shower time. I consider it some sort of ritualistic "cleansing" before I commit to the showering act.

I've never actually took a dump while naked before... I've got to try it! I usually just keep my pants up 'round 'bout my knees while taking a poop so that the nails of my dogs don't scratch the hide off my legs as they try to get a good whiff of the heavenly aroma that exudes from the ceramic bowl...

Dogs are disgusting.

Pooping naked just FEELS better. You feel more free. I personally feel less dirty and can push easier.

I for one have a horror of my sweater or shirt accidentally coming into contact with fecal matter, so while I generally (but not always) keep my pants on, I like to take my top off if at all possible. If that is not possible, then I either pull one arm back through my t-shirt or sweater so the garment is held up around my chest, or I tuck the bottom of my button-down between my shirt collar and neck to keep it away from my soiled anus until said region is adequately sanitized. The latter works best, of course, when the top button remains buttoned. A tie can simply rest in the pouch created by this manuever.

Sometimes if I'm in there a while, I take off my pants.

If I'm home alone usually nude....elsewhere pants almost to ankles & legs about 8" apart standard position....however when I was in college a lot of the guys (including me) would crap nude in the very open dorm bathroom..

An interesting set of contributions about 'Pooping Naked'. I taught my little brother as I had been taught - drop 'em down to your ankles. I later learned that some guys only lower them to their knees, or even above, and this can be useful if you feel vulnerable. But we felt that you could do more if you dropped them all the way and you are less likely to have to go again, at a time when it's not convenient. On the question of being vulnerable, there can be nothing more vulnerable than standing at a urinal. On the toilet, if someone is trying to abuse you, you can give them a sharp kick, even with trousers right down. (I've never had to do it, fortunately.)

Crapping nude is never my style, and my three sh's are usually (1) shave (2) shower and (after breakfast) (3) crap.

When I went to university, I started just clearing my trousers of the seat, which my brother said was being lazy (we were usually in the bathroom together). Now I've reverted to the ankles position, 'cos that is what I want my own boys to do.

I have taught my older boy how to stop getting the bottom of his trousers dirty or wet if he has to pull them down in a public toilet - bare his bottom just enough to sit on the seat, and then pull his trousers right down when he is sitting down.

Some people talk about taking their trousers off - that often means you must take your shoes off also.

It used to feel wrong whether I was naked or not. But that had nothing to do with going to the bathroom without clothes. It was because of the bastard who molested me when I was six. If it feels wrong to use the bathroom there is an underlying problem.

To 'Shit Volcano'. All my sympathies to you (and also, I hope, from everybody else on this site) about you being molested. I hope the offender got dealt with.

That's alright. I put a curse on him later.

BTW Pooper Scooper, I just noticed your comment and I agree. Dogs can be VERY disgusting. They eat poop and barf, roll in dead things, and like to smell butts. However, I still love em. (Not THAT way, you sickos!) Still, I wish they wouldn't raid the catbox so much, but at least I don't have to clean it when they do.

i also dispise taking a shiit naked it is so grose i mean not wearing any clothes why wouldnt you wear clothes give me a reson then mabey i will think about sitting naked

After reading this, the first guy I ever had sex with was a naker pooper extroidonnairre. After he and I got comfortable with each other, he would drop down the bare minimum and go for it.
I usually poop dressed because my dog is always with me. Always. If I was naked, I would just feel way too weird.
It's weird enough I watch him poop naked.

Two experiences which may amuse, which have happened in the past week, though they don't particularly fit into any of the websites.

Not quite about pooping naked, but naked between midriff and ankles. I've started wearing boxers instead of briefs, because when sitting at a desk, or driving, or walking (I do a lot of the latter for pleasure), briefs can cut into the fold between abdomen and thigh, and become very sore.

This week I've been away from home for several nights, and one day didn't get a chance to open the backdoor (I like that metaphor) until lunchtime. I went into a supermarket to buy a sandwich, put it into the car, and returned to use the facilities. The room was quite high, making for good echoes, and there were gaps under the doors. A good sight and sound for any other users. I got in, locked the door, took off my suit jacket in which I was imprisoned for work, and dropped my trousers and red boxers which I was wearing, ensuring that they were on view. I pushed my penis down inside the toilet to wee, and as I hadn't performed that operation since getting up, the water underneath was quite coloured, and I flushed it away, as when the real work started, I didn't want my bottom splashed with urine.
I waited until someone came in before starting to let go. Nobody did, and what they missed!
There were 5 very loud plops; together with my posh trousers concertina-ed round my black polished shoes, surmounted by my red boxers - a sight for sore eyes and a sound for sore ears. There wasn't a smell for sore noses, because I don't normally smell.

On the way home, I stopped a night at a Youth Hostel in an English National Park area, and did a couple of hours' hill walking.

It was a hostel which was very environmentally conscious, which I agree with. When I went in, the light came on automatically. If you were standing up, there was no problem. But after breakfast, I went in to clean my teeth, and then ... I had my jeans on now, as it wasn't a working day. It took me a minute to unbuckle my belt, unzip and pull down jeans and boxers (the latter take longer to drop than briefs), lowered myelf down onto the seat, and the light went off. If I stood up, it came back on again. Fortunately it wasn't dark, but you can imagine standing outside the window, guys keep standing up to turn the light on, and then sitting down again. You don't need to see what you're DOING, but you might want to see what you've DONE.

I shit naked. It is something i have done since i was little. I piss, shit, and anything else a woman does in the bathroom naked. My boyfriend loves it. He also watches me do my business

I dont shit naked.. At least pants and a t-shirt. sometimes when it smells too much the spicy shit, i put my shirt to my nose haha ... no comments.

I do drop my pants to anckles.. I dont care if guys see me taking a shit with pants drop.. if he's not happy with that, he just has to come tell me in my locked/closed stall !

Naked. Always. Must be a childhood habit of mine, I strip in public toilets before shitting.

Living alone - I almost always pinch in the nude, and with the door wide open. For me, this makes taking a dump a freeing and spiritual experience.

Naked or clothed is unimportant. Leaving the door open and sharing with the ones you love is.

Riderman - like you, I don't shit naked, but I also sit with 'em round my ankles. I do more than if they're round my thighs or knees. I like to clasp my hands and enjoy it as if I haven't got a care in the world.

I dont' know of any doorless stalls in the UK, but there are plenty without locks on the door, or where the door won't even shut properly, often too far away from the toilet for you to lean over and push your hand on the door. In any event, that isn't so comfortable. Sometimes I have to use those, when leaving home early, and having to stop at a transport cafe for breakfast.

They do good breakfasts, and afterwards it's time to go and brush my teeth and then go and sit. That time of day is when my bottom is in charge. If I look after it, it will look after me, and I have less chance of having bowel problems when I'm older. Also, it's less embarrassing if another guy sees me sitting with my trousers down, than if I put off going, and have an uncontrollable urge to go, say, in a meeting. I always try to restrict toilet visits at posh firms and companies to standing, not sitting, functions.

If someone comes in when I'm on the toilet, he's not doing anything shameful, and neither am I. The ones to be embarrassed should be the proprietors, who don't keep locks on the doors.

I really can't understand people who get out of bed naked and then put on clothes just to take a shit! That makes no sense to me....the standard shit naked, shower naked , and shave naked works for me.....I only shit during the day if I have to, and then the last thing I want to do is drop my pants down into the cesspools of public restrooms. In fact, I don't even put half a roll of toilet paper around the rim the way I used to because I never sit down. I just drop my pants down past my ass, squat down in mid-air, and bombs away! I wipe and if it's a wet one impossible to control then I'll shove a bunch of TP up my ass, waddle out, wash my hands, and get the hell out of there!

I love dumping naked! It's the only way. My wife dumps naked too and talks to me while she exagerates her groaning and grunting.

You know, guys, come to think of it, I don't think anyone in my whole family ever has felt the obsessive need to poop while in clothing. My wife poops naked too!

Different viewpoints on this topic are only a matter of personal preference. Sometimes I sit down for my first pee of the day, and any man knows the reason why I sometimes sit. If I feel the need to do something else, I do it without getting dressed, because immediately afterwards I step into the shower. *

But my body clock has programmed me to do my number twos normally after my breakfast. It's the last thing I do before going to work (apart from washing my hands afterwards), and I'm properly dressed. The necessary preparation has become part of my enjoyment - unbuckling my belt, undoing my zip, pulling my trousers down, and sitting my bottom comfortably on the seat. Then everything slips out easily and I hear (and sometimes feel!) the splashes in the water beneath me. Pure poetry. What better way to prepare myself for work.

* We have a rule among the males in our household that if we need to crap before breakfast, we always 'sit' after breakfast, and 'have a try' - just in case.

I’ve started looking at toilet websites recently, and am half-ashamed for doing so. It’s taken me a lot of courage to make a contribution like this. It all happened from something very trivial, as you will see towards the end of my letter.

I'm a young teenage boy who goes to church. I’m a choirboy and things like toilets are never talked about. I’ve been brought up not to swear or to use crude words. My parents pay for me to go to a posh English Grammar School, where we have to wear immaculate school uniform and clean white shirt every day. But the facilities in the school for personal needs are anything but posh, and I have only ever had to use them for urination, at morning break and at lunch-time. (I always go to do that, as a matter of routine, to ensure that I don’t have to ask to be excused in a lesson, which is frowned upon anyway.)

Consequently, after cleaning my teeth after breakfast, I leave myself time to sit on the toilet for ten minutes every morning as the last thing I do before leaving the house to get the 'bus to school. Ten minutes may seem a long time, but often while I sit, I do a last minute bit of revision for a test, or check a piece of homework for mistakes. Ten minutes isn‘t really too long, because I have to make check that my shirt is properly tucked into my trousers before putting my blazer on. The school is strict about things like that, and there are spot checks by the school matron, a woman, of whom many of the boys, including myself, are more afraid, than they are of the teachers, all male. She can show us up unmercifully.

I was interested in how far men pull their trousers down. Most seem to be like me. I have always assumed that pulling your trousers down to your ankles was the right way. I have never seen another boy sitting on the toilet, or even talked to friends about it.

But one day recently something happened which I can't get out of my mind, and can't bring myself to discuss it with anybody I know. I and my friend had been into a supermarket before getting the 'bus home for something for his parents, and we saw some apples reduced in price. We bought some and there were two each. I LOVE fruit, and we both ate both apples on the 'bus going home.

It didn't have any diarrhoea effect, BUT the following morning my experience was a bit different from usual.

FIRST, my NORMAL PROCEDURE. I don't pull my trousers and underpants down to my ankles completely standing up, before sitting down. I sit my bottom on the seat as soon as it is bare and continue to pull my trousers and briefs down. I don't normally start to do anything until I've finished the pulling down. Then I push my penis down inside the toilet and urinate. Then I give a gentle squeeze, accompanied by a grunt, and it all slides out of my bottom and splashes into the water.

NOW, the DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE. On the morning after the two apples, it was a bit different. I wasn't desperate, but more ready to go than usual. As soon as my bottom touched the seat, the bodily function for which MALES sit down started immediately. I just had time to push my penis inside the toilet. But it was all very satisfying, and I didn't get diarrhoea at school or anything like that.

But the point I am getting to in such a roundabout way is this: when I was absolutely sure that I had finished, I turned to the toilet roll holder for some paper to wipe my bottom. I noticed that my underpants were not down to my ankles, but still round my thighs, but fortunately clear of my bottom. I just hadn't noticed before. When sitting on the toilet (though not when standing!) I push my penis inside the toilet without looking at it. I have had it long enough to know where it is!

Underpants don't restrict your movement in the same way that trousers would, but it might stretch them too much. In long trousers, no one can see them coming down, but it's jolly uncomfortable. I have not had my briefs above my knees again. Down they go to my ankles along with my trousers.

I'm still very young and innocent. It's taken a lot of courage to write this.

PS The title of this discussion is 'Pooping Naked'. Now that is something I have never done. When I get out of bed in the morning, the first thing I do before my shower is to urinate, as I should think most people do. But this is while I still have my pyjamas on. On the rare occasions when I DO need a boy's sit-down when I get up, I just drop my pyjama bottoms. I don't take them off.

Somehow it does not seem right to me to go to the toilet naked, but I suppose I may change when I get older.

It depends for me. If im in a public place or at someone elses house, im not dropping anchor without clothing. if im at my house and i feel its just a quick in and out deal i will bring my pants to half mast and let the pushing begin... but if its a big, post holiday feast crap, im gonna take off my clothes so any spray that leaves the bowl area will not end up on my clothes.

I must poop nude. Anywhere I am, i find somewhere to hang my clothes and poop in the buff. it's just so much better. i do keep my shoes on though. those floors are nasty.

Jordan I nearly always wear long trousers, and can't take them off without taking my shoes off. Dirty floors are a deterrent for me.

Perhaps I liked to poop looking 40% respectable, even if I look comic. And let's face it, a guy sitting with his trousers concertina-ed round his ankles IS a sight for sore eyes.

I poop naked if I am naked when I need to poop. I don't get dressed to poop.

I don't really get it. I just shit where ever possible. I don't have a problem with people looking at me or whatever. Whenever nature calls I just let go.

Why wear clothing at all anytime pooing or not they make us more materaliskle.Email me on the issue at mrmgoo@care2.com

I do it all the time.

it totally depends i have pooped naked before, i've never really thought about it b4.

I always take off my shirt, and either pull one leg out of my pants to move my legs wider or take off the pants completely. I try to bring something to read most of the time too.

That's disgusting. I'd rather fanticize about being fucked by Saddam Hussein than watch my shit come out.

It totally depends on what I'm wearing. If I need a shit and I;m naked, I'll shit naked. If I'm wearing clothes, down go my pants. If you need a shit, you need a shit.

Okay. Here's a 90-degree turn, folks! Depending on my mood, I'll put on a pair of Depends briefs sprinkled with Johnson's Baby Powder, and enjoy having a good healthy crap in my pants. This can be a turn on for me when I'm out in public and people don't know I'm wearing disposable diapers underneath my pants or shorts. Soon after I'm done pooping in my pants (squatting in the isle at Home Depot or waiting in line at McDonald's are my favorite places to poop in my pants), I love to sit down and feel the warm mushy feeling of my mashed poop. This sensation is quite sensual to me and it feels great (I've enjoyed doing this ever since I was a toddler). C'mon, there must be some of you out there who also enjoy pooping in their pants.

i always put on a fish costume with a big red bowtie when i have to shit. If i'm not a5t home and i don't have my fish suit and bowtie i'll be forced to shit directly into the ocean, a lake, or a fishtank.

I am truly in love with you all! thank you so much for all of your support!

What difference does it make !

I agree with Diaper Dan's comment about shitting in the underpant.I've tried it out myself & it's sensational.May be this has some psychological link with our babyhood when we crapped in diapers.For those who'd like to try it out here's how.
Next time you want to shit,pull on a good fitting cheap underpants.Then wait a while until the urge develops to a point where it begins to hurt.Go to bathroom & stand near the shitter.Then relax yourself, push & let go!.The warm feeling you get is good.Push boldly until you've completely evacuated.Carefully lower the trunk containing shit, put it in a opeque plastic bag seal it by a knot & dispose in in a suitable way.

hi im in the sixth grade and this is what i think
when i take a crap i alway do it in the nude.
it feels so relaxing. i can spread my legs more and don't have to worry about my clothes getting dirty before i get to school.

Does any one look at their poop after letting loose? A friend and I do, people tell us that we are weird..

In response to Diaper Dan, I wear a disposable diaper underneath my shorts when I'm out fishing all day on the lake. There's no place to poop and I'm not going to row all the way back to shore just to use the men's room. Yeah, I got to admit there's nothing like the nice warm feeling of having a good crap in your pants.

I only take all my clothes off to shit is when I am at home. However, if its one of those damn annoying shits that hit you in public and you have no choice but to shit, then my clothes stay on me, for the fear if I take them off some asshole may steal them and then I am totally fucked. Usually when shitting I usually masturbate at home, but not in public shitters cause that is just sick and my dick usually crawls up super tight when using a dreaded public shitter.

Look man, I thought that im sick or something but I just cannt poo with cloth on. My mother used to tell me that when i was 3 or smth i always was taking shit naked (as a kid i really was doing wat i wanted) and these days.... i just realised that i do the same shit..... every time i take some shit (once in 2 days coz i reallly dont eat 2 much) i jus take evey "foreign" object of my body.......fuck man .....it feels so goooooooood.......fuk knows why.........coz its a bloody reflex........hehe hope im not alone )))))))))

I too feel that every object must be removed like my watch and every article of clothing. It does make pooping a lot easier, because you can squeeze better and you can spread your legs out better. Also wiping is a lot easier because no shirt is in the way. Im glad to see that others do the same thing. Happy Pooping!

I just stumpled across this site when a friend's 6 year old son was found to be stripping off every time he takes a shit. I remembered at that point I used to do the same when I was a kid. I have no idea why and I don't do it anymore??

i poop when i poop, simple...
i dont make it a point to get nakid before i deficate, but if im already nakid, ill give a good push just the same, i do however like to pull my shirt off when i have a big poo and i definately pull one leg out of the trousers for the freedom of wider sitting stance.

Naked is the best. If wearing pants or shorts I'm always worried about the swarf and butthoggage around the front of the mug getting on my clothes. Yeah, Im a single guy. I clean the ferg on occasion...usually when it starts to grow a goatee...(!)

I'm really asssssstonished there are so many people who disrobe to dump, I thought this was a Seinfeldian thing?

i dont care if i poop naked or not. most of the time i poop naked sometimes withcloths on but sometimes i do it in my pants thats just becuase when you do it in your pants i mainly do it in my pants when i want to but sometimes its when im not gonna put them on again i do pee in them after that poo so the last use of those pants is a good poop and pee and at the same time i dont need to go to the toilet im just gonna throw em away after the poop and pee will just be in the bin anyway.

I only take off my pants. Like Bunga, I am amazed how many people get undressed to poop. I mean, I do poop naked at night and when at home because I don't wear clothes in the house. But still...

i always poop naked at home.especially when i am constipated.i need to feel free

TSV writes, way back up the thread, "It's very hard to pass a load with my pants on because they are so large."

Sweetie, I don't know when you'll be back around to answer this question, but were you referring to the size of your load or the size of your pants?

What an opportunist you are, Dumpster. Knowing TSV isn't here to immediately lay the smack down on you.

In maternity wear it's usually a S,M,L,XL thing, 'kay Mr. Smarty Pants???

Yeah, but she posted that back on 03.31.2004. I don't think Gordon was an issue back then.

Dumpster, you are a misdemeanor today. 'Scuse me..... Didn't notice the date. Is this TSV's first child?

Yeah, 'de more I miss, 'de meaner I get.

BTW, Bunghole--how come you haven't joined the forums yet? We could really use your input there!

I had thought about joining the forums, but then I'd have to admit I have a problem: That I'm truly addicted to PR.

I wonder if there's a 12-step for addiction to the hilarity that is poop.

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Nope. It is a terminal illness. Butt what a way to "go"!

I think a lot of people on here are lying. I poop naked every chance I get. I haven't pooped with one piece of clothing on while in my own house in over 10 years. I also hate pooping anywhere but my house because I can't stand having my pants around my ankles. I poop naked at the gym. I will poop naked at work if I am there after hours and very few people are around. I poop naked at other people's houses if they have a lock on the door. Hotels, most definitely-even if I am with friends.

It is great.

Only if I have to poop right before getting in the shower. I have two children and two jobs; I don't have time to UNdress, poop, then REdress. Please.

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"You polished up my low-flow, and I dirtied up your bowl!"

I don't care weither I am at home or in a public bathroom I always take a crap naked. At home it really doesn't matter because I have my own apartment and I am always in the nude at my apartment even when friends come over. Right when my friends get into my apartment they stip down to either there boxer shorts, boxer briefs, or they go nude. When I am at a public bathroom I walk into the stall stip naked and take a crap. One time I left the stall open and this guy was just sittin there starin at me. Well like I said I always take a crap in the nude. Anybody who hasn't tried it should do it.

And yet... and yet you weren't brave enough to register. Hmmmnn....

Not impressed. Come back when you can "show yourself"!

I have always pinched a loaf naked - no exception. All my mates think its the weirdest quirk on the planet - but reading these posts, I can finally say I AM NOT ALONE!
Basically as long as i can remember I've always stripped down - its the only way I feel comfortable. In fact even my socks and my watch comes off, i mean totally naked - it's the only way I go at home. Funny enough I had to train myself at work to go with only my pants still on around my ankles - but it took a while and I was never used to it. Absolutely no item of upper body clothing can be on me though, thats the golden rule for me.

I'm deeply concerned about the damage the toilet sustains to its psyche when it sees just my big fat bare ass coming at it...

I'm a nudist, so I spend most of my time naked anyway. When I have to go I just do. For me that works. It seems rediculus to get dressed just to shit, so why would I expect anyone else to strip to shit?

Poop naked, always, can't poop with clothes on thereforee I don't poop in public restrooms. EVER!!!

i can pinch a loaf naked or clothed. if clothed at work i must take my sport jacket off. in the morning since i sleep naked whats the difference if i take a dump naked.

I usually poop in whatever I am wearing, evin if it is just my birthday suit.

I am an early morning pooper, so 9 out of 10 times, I either am in my pj's or just my skivies.
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I've always my entire life pooped naked, I get completely undressed, shirt, pants, shoes, hat, w/e, but that's at home. If i poop in a public restroom I keep it all on. I dont think its some sort of deep seeded childhood issue or anything, because im completely capable of doing the deed either way. doing it in the nude at home is just more relaxing, take a little longer to get out of the bathroom, but its more relaxing.

If I happen to be naked and I feel a poop coming on then it all depends where I go from there. I don't like to get in the bath directly after taking a shit so go off and do something for a while until everything's firmed up a bit back there. If I'm about to go back to bed then I go and put some shorts or some such on because I don't know about you but waking up with shit smears on the bedsheets doesn't go down well with the other half when I'm randy as hell come the morning :-)

So to bring back an interesting point ... Does anyone else enjoy the same type of thing as Diaper Dan (read up a few posts)? Any interesting stories?? Please do tell. I'd hate to think that me and Dan are the only few people on earth that do this.

I'd like to think that, thanks.

I poop naked anywhere except friends houses and public restrooms. Hotels, moms house, dads house, grandmas. Especially at home, I shed all for a nice turdbaby birthing whenever I can. I feel more at ease.

I will only poop naked when I about to take a shower at home. As of right now I poop with my pants above the knees but I starting to don't like having my pants above the knees to poop and on Poop for Peace Day and there after I will always poop with my pants and underwear around my ankles reqardless of which bathroom i'm in. Only in open bathroom stalls that I will be explosed while I poop and in event the bathroom floor is wet I will poop with my pants and underwear either just to my knees or just below the knees so I get that needed air when I poop and don't get totally explosed when I poop. I don't mind for people seeing my pants and underwear around my ankles when I in the bathroom stall. If the event I love pooping with my pants around my ankles, I might start peeing with my pants and underwear around my ankles like girls always do!!!______
-Sam aka bknightshadow

i like to poop naked because i usually take a shower after i do it

I shit naked. It's the best. So good. So free. Have been doing it since birth, now 15. Never tried it with clothes. Never will.

I'd never really thought about this one - next time I shit at home I'll do it naked and see. But mostly I shit whilst I'm out of the house - and no way could I be arsed to undress. Like I once said - the stay in the stall should be minimal.

Hey, I love pooping naked, and with my laptop-- believe it or not, I'm pooping /right now/... or to be more precise, I'm finishing up. Anyway, the only time it's a bit weird is if I just got out of the shower... the seat is all slippery and gross. Generally much better to poop before a shower. Speaking of which, if you'll all excuse me, I'm going to go do right now.

The art of shitting is evolving... no longer is just about hitting the crapper naked or clothed its now including the ever evolving technological devices that follow us through life. I crap naked or with clothes depending ont the situation but always bring my cell phone with me. Some times, in rare or even experimental situations (such as this one) I'll bring my laptop AND my cell phone... Just food for thought.

Pooping Naked is my life!!!! I have held in my poop for hours because there was no where I felt safe to undress.. I shower after I drop a load. There is something erotic about pooping naked.

kinzer - some of our colleagues might not approve of your last sentence - but no-one can criticise your hygene!!! Keep on pooping (naked)!!!

Wow! I thought I was weird for pooping naked. For many years I would only poop b4 I showered so I would always be naked but now it's hard for me not to poop naked. I usually have to take my shirt off at least and sometimes pull my feet out of my shoes and just rest them on the top. This is great! Now I know I'm not alone. I will continue to poop naked... as I'm doing at this very instant!

I hope you're in the bathroom.

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I am generally fully clothed when I poop. There are a few exceptions though. Usually in the morning, I am naked, and like Sitting Wiper, I take my first pee of the day sitting down, this is just in case a poop needs to immediately follow, no time is wasted in the evacuation process. I also poop naked just before my shower in the a.m. There are other times during the day, when the house is a little on the warm side, I will remove my shirt before I sit on the toilet. Most of the time, I am sitting there with my pants at knee or thigh level. In a public shitter, I ALWAYS keep my pants at knee/thigh level, (you never know who may come in the bathroom). In a nutshell, I like to fully enjoy my daily to 3X daily pooping experiences, (especially when my IBS is under control).

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In search of the ever evasive BM

Sometimes I poop naked, more of the time with clothes on; depends where I am. At home, I sometimes poop after breakfast and before my shower. I often strip, then poop, then shower so my bottom is clean all day (unless I poop again, of course). I enjoy pooping naked; but then, I enjoy pooping.

dude in the buff its like being your natural self while conducting the holy act that unifies the world past present and future

fitz, I could not agree more. Many a girlfriend of mine has been regaled by my mothers stories of seeing me leave the shitter naked as a young boy. Its just the right thing to do. There are other considerations, such as, remember were you are etc. ( friends house would not be deemed a good place to go in the nuddy..... actually scratch that, it depends I guess on what you were doo -ing with the friend at the time.....butt you get the picture)

Poops involving pants around knees etc. tend not to let you spread your legs and fly. The rough hindrance of your latest 501's can even lead to some chaffing on a bad IBS day.

A poop in the buff is worth two in the rough.

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Did I just fart?.... hope so!

My school used an old disused railway station which we shared with some other schools. I went on several field trips there in connection with school subjects. Showers had been put in, one for the boys and one for the girls. The boys had 2 urinals and 2 sit-me-downs. They were clean and in good working order. BUT the toilet doors didn't lock, and didn't shut very well. This meant that we didn't have full privacy, but we got used to that. I, and one or two others, got mocked because we dropped our jeans and underpants right down, whereas the majority just uncovered their midriff. But we had the last laugh because some had to have a second trou-drop, squatting in the country when we were out on assignments. They realised that my way was best. I like freedom of movement for my legs, and get my bowel empty for the day after breakfast.

When looking through PoopReport threads, somebody had given website for a picture of the Glastonbury festival, notorious for its toilets. It wouldn't appeal to me, but if I went, the one on the left would be my position. I wouldn't want to repeat the operation more than once a day!