Eternal Debates: Pooping Naked

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THE ISSUE:

What do you do with your clothes when you poop?

156 Comments on "Eternal Debates: Pooping Naked"

Jack Scat's picture
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It all depends on the status of my mojo at the time of defecation.
If I'm feeling particularily ripped, toned and tanned, I'll do just about anything naked.
Should I feel like a flab-sack, I tend to keep everything wrapped. There's nothing worse than contemplating whether or not one belongs to the set of all fat guys stinking up a room somewhere.
Regardless of the mojo, I do sometimes like to take one leg out of the gitch and pants in order to have my legs a a little further apart.

Tydirium's picture
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I don't like to poop naked. If I'm going to poop, even before a shower, I'll keep my clothes on until after I'm done with the poop. I guess it's that I feel vulnerable enough when I poop -- I don't need the added vulnerability of being naked on top of it.

Billious's picture
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Clothing is entirely anscilary to the process - if I'm lounging about in the birthday suit, that's how I'll present myself to the throne. If I'm fully clothed, then the pants and boxers meet my ancles for a few minutes. There's no set ritual involved.

Shorty Brown Eye's picture

Good question! I'd have to say it really doesn't matter to me if I'm dressed or in the altogether. When I gotta go, I gotta go!

Slim Jim Junkie's picture

Well, when I need to take a shower afterwards, I get naked and pinch a loaf first.
However, I usually pull my pants down to my ankles and fire the depth charges.

ThreePly's picture

Call me old fasioned, but I almost always poop in the standard, pants-down-at-the-ankles fashion. Even if I'm sitting down for a relaxing stool, no matter how long I'm sitting on the crapper, once I'm done, it's over. I wipe, take a look, cover up my exposed lower extremeties, and send my creation on its way. Only time I'm pooping naked is when I'm about to get into the shower. Even then, I usually don't get naked until I'm done pooping. I'm just more comfortable knowing my pants are at the ankles, ready in case I need to make a quick evacuation, in more ways than one.

Shat On's picture

Be a rebel...
Leave your pants on,
Then poop..

Amen

The Big Wiper's picture
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My SOP in the morning is to poop naked and then take a shower. This is true whether I'm at home on the range or out on the dusty motel/hotel trail.

If I'm using a public facility somewhere, of course, my pants are down around my ankles with my legs spread wide for comfort.

I do enjoy my naked morning crap, however. Gets my day off to a good start.

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

C Everett Poop's picture

Morning loaf in a bathrobe, then hit the shower.

PooperGal's picture

Usually, I have at least a t-shirt on when dropping a deuce at home. But if I'm about to take a shower, I may poop nekkid. I keep my house on the cool side in the winter, though, so usually I don't like sitting bare without at least a top.

Chuck's picture

Keep the correct order and poop prior to shower, not during.

Pants to the ankles would be my release ritual.

HoofArted's picture
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I have dogs and cats that for some reason love to watch me shit, so I have to keep my pants near my knees so they don't crawl, sniff around in them.
In public restrooms I do the knees thing too because I dont want my stall neighbor seeing my fancy drawers, or the inside of my pants for that matter.
Mom said I used to poop naked and in the bathtub when I was a kid, but I dont think I have as an adult. Reference: Seinfeld, some things just don't look good naked...opening a jar.....pooping......

The Brown Frown's picture

Don't follow the pack, instead, take off your pants and place them on your head (it helps ward off the stench. Take off your socks put one on your ear. Empty the cargo into the other sock, tie it off, and sling it at your neighbor while shouting "the Shitish anr comming, the Shitish are comming".

nunyabizz's picture

I hate pooping naked. I always wait till I'm done to undress for a shower. I never have liked pooping in the buff, but now I wouldn't even attempt it since the lock on the bathroom door no longer works correctly and my kids feel free to invade my personal space any time they please. Also, I have never dropped my pants all the way down to my ankles. They go down to the knees and that's far enough as far as I'm concerned. I hate it when I walk into a public restroom and look under the stall partition only to see a pair of pants around someone's feet. I always thought the whole pants-dropped-to-the-ankles concept was a guy thing. I don't know, I think that why I hate it is because floors are always dirty in those public restrooms and women should care more about getting their pants dirty/dusty by letting them just fall to the floor like that. I know, I'm weird....

Grebuloner's picture

The clothes need to be on. At least in my case, I tend to get a little chilly after dropping off the loaves, so I find it easy to keep a tshirt on...never anything heavy though, in case it's a particularly difficult session and the sweat flows. I also find that when the fan is running, the circulation always causes the room to be a bit chillier as well. I leave my pants around the ankles for ease of leaving the throne room.

The only times I ever crap naked is when the urge strikes me in the middle of a shower, which is rare.

Di Uhreea's picture
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I'm always cold so I always crap with my clothes on. I also have the front of my pants just up past my knees a bit because that's where I lay my ever-present-while-shitting crossword book.

Poonurse's picture
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I generally poop in the morning, after coffee. T-shirt and underpants, socks optional. I despise pooping naked. Somehow, I just feel squishy afterwards if I poop naked, even after wiping well.

And why are animals so fascinated with human pooping activities? I have 4 pairs of eyes on me whilst doing my business. They crowd around me, jocking for the best position to catch a whiff or something. It makes their day, poor things. I don't have the heart to send them out.

pooQueen's picture

Fully and completely clothed....always.

The Shit Volcano's picture
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It depends on what I'm doing at the time. In the daytime or when I am in a public restroom I take my pants completely off to poop. It's very hard to pass a load with my pants on because they are so large. So I HAVE to take them off.
I sleep in the nude. When I have a turd at night I just walk into the bathroom and go.
Honestly, I've never really thought of the clothes issue. Than again, I'm mostly a nudist at home and I don't give a damn.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

Jaid's picture

Clothing at the knees. I just can't see the sense of letting the clothes hit the floor, even at home.
Besides, if they were, my cat would no doubt be walking on my drawers as she tries to weave between my legs. (My boy kitty likes to sit on the counter, waiting for me to flush the toilet...)

Lauren Warren's picture

Welp, after tea and scrompets I find it particularly rewarding to drop off the kids naked. It just feels right!

Poop Diddy's picture

It depends on post-poop circumstances for me. If I am about to take a shower sometimes I'll get naked first, then poop. Or sometimes even though I am about to shower I will still just lower my trousers and make my special delivery. It is kind of cool to poop naked because you can spread your legs wider than usual if you want because there is nothing restricting them.

Kira's picture

pooping naked, eh...

the only time i've ever pooped naked was when i was having a shower and suddenly got a violent bout of the hershey squirts...

i didn't let her blow in the shower, mind you...i kept her plugged tight til i was able to fling myself out of the shower onto the toilet, still dripping wet...

i hate that burning feeling you get afer taking a good ol' liquid crap...

l337's picture

I don't mind pooping naked right before shower time. I consider it some sort of ritualistic "cleansing" before I commit to the showering act.

Tithe's picture

I've never actually took a dump while naked before... I've got to try it! I usually just keep my pants up 'round 'bout my knees while taking a poop so that the nails of my dogs don't scratch the hide off my legs as they try to get a good whiff of the heavenly aroma that exudes from the ceramic bowl...

Sitting Wiper's picture

To 'Shit Volcano'. All my sympathies to you (and also, I hope, from everybody else on this site) about you being molested. I hope the offender got dealt with.

Pooper Scooper's picture

Dogs are disgusting.

Nope's picture

Pooping naked just FEELS better. You feel more free. I personally feel less dirty and can push easier.

Harshly Trained's picture

I for one have a horror of my sweater or shirt accidentally coming into contact with fecal matter, so while I generally (but not always) keep my pants on, I like to take my top off if at all possible. If that is not possible, then I either pull one arm back through my t-shirt or sweater so the garment is held up around my chest, or I tuck the bottom of my button-down between my shirt collar and neck to keep it away from my soiled anus until said region is adequately sanitized. The latter works best, of course, when the top button remains buttoned. A tie can simply rest in the pouch created by this manuever.

Greg's picture

Sometimes if I'm in there a while, I take off my pants.

will's picture

If I'm home alone usually nude....elsewhere pants almost to ankles & legs about 8" apart standard position....however when I was in college a lot of the guys (including me) would crap nude in the very open dorm bathroom..

Sitting wiper's picture

An interesting set of contributions about 'Pooping Naked'. I taught my little brother as I had been taught - drop 'em down to your ankles. I later learned that some guys only lower them to their knees, or even above, and this can be useful if you feel vulnerable. But we felt that you could do more if you dropped them all the way and you are less likely to have to go again, at a time when it's not convenient. On the question of being vulnerable, there can be nothing more vulnerable than standing at a urinal. On the toilet, if someone is trying to abuse you, you can give them a sharp kick, even with trousers right down. (I've never had to do it, fortunately.)

Crapping nude is never my style, and my three sh's are usually (1) shave (2) shower and (after breakfast) (3) crap.

When I went to university, I started just clearing my trousers of the seat, which my brother said was being lazy (we were usually in the bathroom together). Now I've reverted to the ankles position, 'cos that is what I want my own boys to do.

I have taught my older boy how to stop getting the bottom of his trousers dirty or wet if he has to pull them down in a public toilet - bare his bottom just enough to sit on the seat, and then pull his trousers right down when he is sitting down.

Some people talk about taking their trousers off - that often means you must take your shoes off also.

amanda wong's picture

i also dispise taking a shiit naked it is so grose i mean not wearing any clothes why wouldnt you wear clothes give me a reson then mabey i will think about sitting naked

The Shit Volcano's picture
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It used to feel wrong whether I was naked or not. But that had nothing to do with going to the bathroom without clothes. It was because of the bastard who molested me when I was six. If it feels wrong to use the bathroom there is an underlying problem.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

The Shit Volcano's picture
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That's alright. I put a curse on him later.

BTW Pooper Scooper, I just noticed your comment and I agree. Dogs can be VERY disgusting. They eat poop and barf, roll in dead things, and like to smell butts. However, I still love em. (Not THAT way, you sickos!) Still, I wish they wouldn't raid the catbox so much, but at least I don't have to clean it when they do.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

daphne's picture
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After reading this, the first guy I ever had sex with was a naker pooper extroidonnairre. After he and I got comfortable with each other, he would drop down the bare minimum and go for it.
I usually poop dressed because my dog is always with me. Always. If I was naked, I would just feel way too weird.
It's weird enough I watch him poop naked.

.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Sitting Wiper's picture

Two experiences which may amuse, which have happened in the past week, though they don't particularly fit into any of the websites.

Not quite about pooping naked, but naked between midriff and ankles. I've started wearing boxers instead of briefs, because when sitting at a desk, or driving, or walking (I do a lot of the latter for pleasure), briefs can cut into the fold between abdomen and thigh, and become very sore.

This week I've been away from home for several nights, and one day didn't get a chance to open the backdoor (I like that metaphor) until lunchtime. I went into a supermarket to buy a sandwich, put it into the car, and returned to use the facilities. The room was quite high, making for good echoes, and there were gaps under the doors. A good sight and sound for any other users. I got in, locked the door, took off my suit jacket in which I was imprisoned for work, and dropped my trousers and red boxers which I was wearing, ensuring that they were on view. I pushed my penis down inside the toilet to wee, and as I hadn't performed that operation since getting up, the water underneath was quite coloured, and I flushed it away, as when the real work started, I didn't want my bottom splashed with urine.
I waited until someone came in before starting to let go. Nobody did, and what they missed!
There were 5 very loud plops; together with my posh trousers concertina-ed round my black polished shoes, surmounted by my red boxers - a sight for sore eyes and a sound for sore ears. There wasn't a smell for sore noses, because I don't normally smell.

On the way home, I stopped a night at a Youth Hostel in an English National Park area, and did a couple of hours' hill walking.

It was a hostel which was very environmentally conscious, which I agree with. When I went in, the light came on automatically. If you were standing up, there was no problem. But after breakfast, I went in to clean my teeth, and then ... I had my jeans on now, as it wasn't a working day. It took me a minute to unbuckle my belt, unzip and pull down jeans and boxers (the latter take longer to drop than briefs), lowered myelf down onto the seat, and the light went off. If I stood up, it came back on again. Fortunately it wasn't dark, but you can imagine standing outside the window, guys keep standing up to turn the light on, and then sitting down again. You don't need to see what you're DOING, but you might want to see what you've DONE.

Stephanie's picture

I shit naked. It is something i have done since i was little. I piss, shit, and anything else a woman does in the bathroom naked. My boyfriend loves it. He also watches me do my business

Riderman's picture
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I dont shit naked.. At least pants and a t-shirt. sometimes when it smells too much the spicy shit, i put my shirt to my nose haha ... no comments.

I do drop my pants to anckles.. I dont care if guys see me taking a shit with pants drop.. if he's not happy with that, he just has to come tell me in my locked/closed stall !

Lup's picture

Naked. Always. Must be a childhood habit of mine, I strip in public toilets before shitting.

Pooboogerinthefarttube's picture

Living alone - I almost always pinch in the nude, and with the door wide open. For me, this makes taking a dump a freeing and spiritual experience.

The Excerementer's picture

Naked or clothed is unimportant. Leaving the door open and sharing with the ones you love is.

Sitting Wiper's picture

Riderman - like you, I don't shit naked, but I also sit with 'em round my ankles. I do more than if they're round my thighs or knees. I like to clasp my hands and enjoy it as if I haven't got a care in the world.

I dont' know of any doorless stalls in the UK, but there are plenty without locks on the door, or where the door won't even shut properly, often too far away from the toilet for you to lean over and push your hand on the door. In any event, that isn't so comfortable. Sometimes I have to use those, when leaving home early, and having to stop at a transport cafe for breakfast.

They do good breakfasts, and afterwards it's time to go and brush my teeth and then go and sit. That time of day is when my bottom is in charge. If I look after it, it will look after me, and I have less chance of having bowel problems when I'm older. Also, it's less embarrassing if another guy sees me sitting with my trousers down, than if I put off going, and have an uncontrollable urge to go, say, in a meeting. I always try to restrict toilet visits at posh firms and companies to standing, not sitting, functions.

If someone comes in when I'm on the toilet, he's not doing anything shameful, and neither am I. The ones to be embarrassed should be the proprietors, who don't keep locks on the doors.

Thepaperhog's picture

I really can't understand people who get out of bed naked and then put on clothes just to take a shit! That makes no sense to me....the standard shit naked, shower naked , and shave naked works for me.....I only shit during the day if I have to, and then the last thing I want to do is drop my pants down into the cesspools of public restrooms. In fact, I don't even put half a roll of toilet paper around the rim the way I used to because I never sit down. I just drop my pants down past my ass, squat down in mid-air, and bombs away! I wipe and if it's a wet one impossible to control then I'll shove a bunch of TP up my ass, waddle out, wash my hands, and get the hell out of there!

takinadump's picture

I love dumping naked! It's the only way. My wife dumps naked too and talks to me while she exagerates her groaning and grunting.

Thepaperhog's picture

You know, guys, come to think of it, I don't think anyone in my whole family ever has felt the obsessive need to poop while in clothing. My wife poops naked too!

Sitting Wiper's picture

Different viewpoints on this topic are only a matter of personal preference. Sometimes I sit down for my first pee of the day, and any man knows the reason why I sometimes sit. If I feel the need to do something else, I do it without getting dressed, because immediately afterwards I step into the shower. *

But my body clock has programmed me to do my number twos normally after my breakfast. It's the last thing I do before going to work (apart from washing my hands afterwards), and I'm properly dressed. The necessary preparation has become part of my enjoyment - unbuckling my belt, undoing my zip, pulling my trousers down, and sitting my bottom comfortably on the seat. Then everything slips out easily and I hear (and sometimes feel!) the splashes in the water beneath me. Pure poetry. What better way to prepare myself for work.

* We have a rule among the males in our household that if we need to crap before breakfast, we always 'sit' after breakfast, and 'have a try' - just in case.

Bare-Cheek Jon's picture

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Bare-Cheek Jon's picture

PS The title of this discussion is 'Pooping Naked'. Now that is something I have never done. When I get out of bed in the morning, the first thing I do before my shower is to urinate, as I should think most people do. But this is while I still have my pyjamas on. On the rare occasions when I DO need a boy's sit-down when I get up, I just drop my pyjama bottoms. I don't take them off.

Somehow it does not seem right to me to go to the toilet naked, but I suppose I may change when I get older.

Santa Claus's picture

It depends for me. If im in a public place or at someone elses house, im not dropping anchor without clothing. if im at my house and i feel its just a quick in and out deal i will bring my pants to half mast and let the pushing begin... but if its a big, post holiday feast crap, im gonna take off my clothes so any spray that leaves the bowl area will not end up on my clothes.

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