Shameless.....call away! just don't drop the cell in the muck.

I've called my ISP's tech support from the shitter. Just to show my defiance and what I thought of their service at the time. I think I did the same with DirectTV.

Have had some great long-distance convos on the pot with PR pals like AP and Will. Sometimes, I'm the one pinching, sometimes they are. Once, AP and I took simultaneous craps during a long convo and then reported. It was a blast. Hail to the Shameless!

My wife calls me from the shitter whenever she's at work. Its the only free time she gets. Often times I'll be in the middle of a sentence, when suddenly - FLUSHHH!!

This is usually followed by a cute little chuckle and a "I just pooped. Tee hee!"

I love my wife.

go ahead, let a big noisy one when the operator for directv sez that your rates will go up "Thats what i think of that pfft!

Me: Hi Tanya (Best Friend's Pudding)

Tanya: Hi I was just thinking about you! How did you know?

Me: I'm crapping!

Tanya: Me too!!

(This is almost a weekly occurance)

I think it's awful. It shows disrespect for the person on the other end of the line. I'd have 20 minute conversations with my girlfriend, and then all of a sudden I'd hear a flush and she'd start giggling.

But I read when I poop. I value that reading time. I suppose I wouldn't want to talk on the phone, bcause I'd rather be reading.

Calling good friends while shitting is rude.

Save it for time critical business, telemarketers, or tech support.

I just remodeled my bathroom and I put a phone next to the American Standard Champion model crapper but I will only answer it, never make calls.

Hey, Slim Jim, calling good PR friends and downloading on purpose is not rude. It's fun. It's part of what Shameless Shitting is all about.

"It's part of what Shameless Shitting is all about."

That's not true. Shameless Shitting is about the right to choose. You shouldn't have to be ashamed of your poo, but Shamless Shitting does not require you to be exhibitionist about it either.

Sorry about that Tyridium...

I just never had a shameless shitter as a friend offline.

I once did a radio interview by phone with a cordless phone while taking a dump.

Shitty: what's the point of anonymously saying something like that? "Oh, I once made a phone call to the president while sitting on the can." Prove it.

I really want to get a whoopie cushion and start using it to make horribly loud fart noises from inside a stall whenever someone talks on their cell phone in the can. It's not because i think it's rude to the other person on the phone, or because I think that they should be ashamed. It is because I just don't want to hear their dumb conversations and it disturbs me that we seem to be unable as a culture to deal with 5 minutes alone with our own thoughts.

C Everett, that's awesome! (A phone in the crapper is also good for older people who fall and can't get up.)

Most of my friends are hundreds of miles away because of the Army life, so it's always happening that I have to pee while on long distance. Somtimes the only people I talk to are on long distance, also, because I haven't made any real friends yet in the new neighborhood.

It's just one of those things.

However, I do try to hold the mouth piece if I'm about to drop serious bombs. I have to draw the line somewhere.

in the bushes: I agree; there is something wrong when people have to always have the t.v., radio or some such noise going on in the backround. Five minutes of 'downtime' isn't asking a whole lot and it maybe the reason your crapping-neighbor went to the pot in the first place. If you want to talk and unload at the same time I have no quarrel, but please be sensative to the needs of those around. They may have just gotten the axe and need a fortress of solitude!

I ALWAYS TALK ON PHONE WHILE SHITTING! I EVEN ANNOUNCE IT TO WHO I AM TALKING TO AND DESCRIBE THE SMELL, COLOR AND TEXTURE TO THEM!

Yo, Ty! You're out of line, man. If two friends like myself and AP want to talk to each other over the phone while one or the other of us is pooping, that's our business. How is that exhibitionism? It take place in the privacy of our own homes and no one else even knows it's going on. What the hell difference does it make to you, anyway, and where do you get off calling it exhibitionism? Lighten up, poop policeman!

Two questions for those who turn a dump into a 20 minute (or longer) affair:
1) Why? There are much more comfortable (and better smelling)locations for catching up on your reading or conversation.
2) What is the time breakdown of the event? Equal parts pre- and post-pinch; purge, wipe, and read, or what?
I've never understood this process since my events have always been efficient and well choreographed; usually enjoyable, but quick and to-the-point. Also, if you need 15 minutes to work up a good loaf then maybe you're sitting down too soon or need some Meta-help.

bung king i think we poopers that stay for a while is because we like to be alone on the crapper... also if we wait too long we may loose the sensation or be somewhere where there is no toilet and we know thats not good.. cuz it will go in yo pantS!!!!!!!

There are two issues one is using phones while shitting period and using phones in public stalls where others have to listen to your conversation. Privately, if you don't care and the other person does not care I don't see what the problem is. In public, I think out of respect for your fellow turd burgler, you should not dump while talking.

I'm not a fan of cordless/cell-phones....but if you have one, nothing wrong with a little multi-tasking. (I just don't want to be bothered- I refuse to have a cell phone or cordless)
Multi-tasking also gives one the potential to entertain callers with some interesting noises....sans the smell! You can't beat that!
And should a telemarketer call....youi could really have some fun:

Telemarketer: "Hello, is this Haywood Jablowmie?
HJ: "PppppphhhhhttttTTTTTsqueak!"
Tele: "Sir, you've been pre-approved for The Hersheys' Card. Now, do you still reside at 123 Fake St.?"
HJ: "sssssppplllllAT....squish...plop...ppphhhttt!!"

And it gives new possibilities to the versatility of the ever-popular camera-phone!

OK, that was the first time I said "Haywood Jablowmie" out loud. Hehehe. Good one. Yes, it takes me awhile, but that's why I got this nice, shiny helmet for my birthday.......

Second, I do have an answer to the Bung King as to why some people like the bathroom. I can't speak for the rest of the world, but as an Army spouse who has never had gramma babysitter or anyone else for that matter (no help with nuthin'), sometimes the bathroom is the only place one can get some privacy. I mean it. There are days in the summer when school is out and before the critters even got to school that the only alone time I had was in the bathroom. It may be just as much a mental break as a physical one.

Big Cheese, you need to join the forums. You would fit right in.

Of course it is kosher. Especially if you have a squeaker phone on your cordless/cell phone. Then your lucky friend or love interest can enjoy a little potty humor while you wrestle the Rock in the ring. Its "loads" of fun!

AWwwwww, don't worry, Daphne- if it took you awhile to "get" Haywood Jablowmie, it's only some normalcy surfacing! (But I'm sure, that a little more time spent here will drive it far from you!)

I will definitely have to check out said forum!

I saw some graffiti in the restroom at my local supermarket yesterday and thought of this thread:

"Shut up and let me push"

Whoa. That's bringing all sorts of things to mind.

And, now, for our amusement, Kenny will buy a vowel......................

Camera phones. He he he! I can do all sorts of things with them.

As for people who talk on the cell phone while I'm taking a crap... Time to send a wad of brown toilet paper into the next stall.

I wouldn't like it if I was talking to a pooper on a cell phone who makes loud groaning sounds while pushing. I have that.

My fiance talks to me from the can, she even tells me "I'm going poo" and giggles. If I say I gotta let you go I gotta use the can, she'll say "no take me with you" It's no big deal, I've smelled the can after she went it stinks just like mine does.

My motto is simple....Wherever you may be...let your shit go free! Whether in the woods...or on the telly!

Sandy Matheson's campaign manager talks business while shitting. At least according to my dad. He flushed the toilet in the middle of their conversation.

I talk on the phone whenever the heck I want: on the shitter, in the shower, etc. This is just proving that I have nothing to hide from my friends. They do the same, it's like a brother-brother or brother-sister relationship builder

I was at school last year when I had a tremendous urge. I am a cursed man. I seem never to have to shit at home. It's always on the road, in a store, at someone's home, or at school.
Well I made a mad dash into the crapper and bareley made it. Before the initial blast, I could hear the man in the next stall talking to someone. I had a tempest in a colon that would not stay inside and I produced one of the loudest shit blasts of my 44 years. The man in the next stall yelled at me "I'm talking to my wife, do you mind?" I said "This is a shithouse godammit, what do you expect?" He pulled up his pants and got the hell out of there. By that time my spew stew gas was densifying.

What a jerk! Someone actually yelled at you for shitting in a toilet? The guy was probably one of those assholes who is living way beyond his means just so he can look rich. Damn yuppies!

It all depends who i'm talking too, like for instance, if it's my girl, yeah i'll talk to her, she usually figures out what i'm doing but oh well, i'm one of those who crap with door open so if she's at the appt she's knows, and the phone does offer some privacy, atleat they can't see you....

I don't generally call people from the can but if I'm talking on the phone and need to shit or shitting when the phone rings I have no problem picking up. Most people don't know what I'm doing (or don't say anything) but even if they did I wouldn't care.

As for public cell phone shitters, I always make fart noises and flush the toilet a few times and that tends to get rid of them. It's disturbing, more disturbing than the public toilet newspaper reader.

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

Why? Because the phone only rings when I am in the bathroom. They deserve a bunch of farting noises. They have bad timing. I refuse to flush during the conversation, too rude, but if I am in the middle of a bathroom break, then yeah, answer the phone. I don't mind if others do.

C'mon, people. Cell phones all have voicemail for a REASON!

What's some fuckwad doing talking to his wife from a shithouse stall if he is going to be disturbed at the noises emanating from the adjacent stall? I'd have had to take a nice loud pee after I finished 'dropping logs' if the fool had yelled at me for doing what had to be done in there...

Talking wile pooping just sounds rude to me. I would think that the person on the other end could hear what is going on in the background.

(To me) talking on the phone, whilst pooping, is like talking to someone in the next stall of a private bathroom.
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"Two percent of the population think; three percent of the population think they think, and 95 percent of the population would rather die than think."

A couple of days ago I was in a big store's men's room and a fellow took the stall next to me. He wasn't noisy, but dropped the occasional soft splasher. His phone rang, and he answered it quite normally. I had no problem with that; he had not initiated the call. A few days earlier, I was driving home from work, with a couple of urgent phone calls to make when I got there. I felt the urge to poop begin and build. As soon as I got home, I took the cordless phone from its housing, went into the bathroom, dropped pants, sat down, and dialed. My only brief fart came while the phone was ringing but before the answer. Then the other person came on the line, and I talked with her, all the time feeling a nice movement coming out. I didn't push much--certainly not while I was speaking--no grunts--but what little pushing I did got the poop moving. I felt its slow progress while talking and was able to complete my evacuation during the conversation. I am quite sure the lady on the other end had no idea. Double-tasking simply seemed the best use of time, and I was able to do my calling before closing time.

A lot of people call me from the can, especially females. Sometime I won't know until I hear the flush or a grunt. I've made calls from the can too, sometimes its the only quiet room in the house where I can have a private conversation.