Now that the recession is biting, I`ve bought a year`s supply of dark brown TP and undies in bulk to save money. I only ever do three wipes now, no matter the quality of the turds. This leads to economy of money and labour.
CEP -- for the record, I would have deleted a Bush reference in the same manner as well. Pointless political flamebait is lame, no matter what the ideology.
Thunderbox........Ever the frugal Scott. I salute your Spartan wiping habits, that leaves me with one hand free for nostril pinching if necessary.
_______Eat chilies and feel the burn!!
Yes, that was a pointless political comment. I have the news on and I can't believe the scandals already going on. I'll take the censorship whack on the knuckles for that one. The point was that this question has too many variables to be answered with a definite number.
IF I am hope I wash out my bung hole.If it's a road game whatever it takes to get the job done.
What a moron I am that should be home not hope.
If you are kilted, and commando, as I usually am. Plus considering the cost of dry cleaning wool. Never give up! Slide down a banister if you have to. Use a restaurant tablecloth.
I just hope I never have to climb a ladder to safety and one of you guys is ahead of me.
I use 3 sets of paper twice per set (original, folded), very rarely 4, occasionally only 2 or 1. If it looks like it's going past 4 sets, I use water or salve on the paper. Sometimes even that isn't enough, but I have other things to do, and sooner or later I must shower. That takes care of it if nothing else has; ordinarily my 3 sets is plenty.
I rarely give up. I wipe until pristine clean. I prefer to have all a.m. poop done before my bath. I will fold the wipe to a clean side as many times as I can before taking a new wipe. I don't count how many wipes I use. First, I get the bulk off with Scott then I use wet wipes until clean then I dry up with Scott. Then I reach down and free any dingleberries from my person. Wash my hands then pull up my pants._______...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
I freely admit that what pours forth from my delicate flower of a ring can only be described as an abhorent, putrid smear on Darwins theory of evolution. Neither do i deny that at times, for the well-being of society, i should be taken to a quiet field, made to dig a hole and then shot like an old, cankerous dog. I will not argue, that at the very least, i should given a bell and made to shout "unclean" when ever i leave the house. But no matter how vile, debauched, depraved and debase i may be, i will never, absolutely never stoop so low as to give up on wiping. I am not a Frenchman!
Bananaman...Are you saying that wasn't cheese I smelled last time I was in Paris?
Cheese yes, just not the edible kind
I always move to diaper wipes if TP won't get the job done, I can usually tell after the first wipe what its going to take.
ewwwwwww! great now i'm never going to Europe! anywho i wipe till its clean no matter how many rolls it takes, or how much blood is spilled in the process._______Oops I did it again, I shit when I fart, I crapped in my pants.
I will wipe and wipe,too infinity and beyond! I hate an itchy ass crack. I have been known to wipe utill my poor pucker is raw but not in a long time. Since I've been on pain meds, I have been rock solid,and requiring few wipes. No more pnut butter poop,creamy and easy to spread.
I go through between 3 and 5 cats a year. _______ The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Bear:(taking a shit) Mr. Rabbit do have a problem with shit sticking to your fur? Rabbit:No,Mr.Bear Mr.Bear grabs Mr.Rabbit and wipes his ass (sorry Daphne)
No probs, Coach. My rabbits are all Scotch-Guarded. I say wipe your ass with the bear, especially if it's Charmin bear.
I wipe until it's clean, number of wipes be damned. If you don't wipe until it's gone, you risk having itchy ass crack later, which is might uncomfortable.
P.S. Kilts are mad sexy!
_______.....hugging bunnies since 1969 www.daphneszoo.com
Might depend on who is wearing it.
My father was stationed in France during WW2. Things were looking fairly bleak until the night he herd bagpipes. The Scotts had arrived. Acres of tartan swayed as they marched. Dad pressed himself against the wall, for the formation was as wide as the road, and he was sure they would march right over him if in the way. Fierce eyes were straight ahead, as unwavering as their purpose. the hob-hailed boots striking fire on the cobblestone street. The "Ladies from Hell" had arrived! At that moment, he knew he would make it home.
lmao squat! I get the visual of the hyena legions from the lion king when scar is doing his thing in his lair.
I go until I'm done. If it's juicier, then I'll actually fold up the paper more somehow, and if it's cleaner I'll fold it less. So I only use a little bit more for the nasty ones than I would for the good ones. I guess I'm so ginger with the wipe that it works out x_x
I've never really thought of this before. I'll eat some junk, shit, and get back to you. _______I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!
Squat, I happen to find that type of ass kickery mad sexy!
I wipe until the paper is clean. I use great gobs of paper and I flush several times so it won't get clogged. I can't stand the feeling of my butt cheeks sliding together lubricated by insufficient wiping.
Cannabem liberemus!
I'll wipe til the TP comes back as clean as a whistle! If we can't afford TP this winter I'll just go outside and drag my ass in the snow "poodle style". _______Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!
Apparently, my limit is fourteen wipes before I hit the shower head. Stupid tomato sauce! _______I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!
If I'm at home, I generally only have to use a few of my super absorbant toilet paper, especially since I always have liqui-poop, but when I'm at work, it seems my shit just melts the toilet paper and gets on my hands and what not, so it takes a lil more. And since there are no official breaks in the tp, I just use however much I need till I'm clean. But god forbid I do, by chance have solid poop at work, which hardly never happens, and that toilet paper just frustrates me and i stop when i start bleeding.
By all that's holy, I still wipe till clean! Of course I'm one of those namby pamby wussies that uses the moist wipes, at least at home, but I admit to it freely and proudly!
_______Have a crappy day! La Petomaine
Wipe until no smears remain, or the ring bleeds. I find that dabbing rather than wiping, is a better method of soaking up the residue if the first 3 or 4 wipes are unsufficient. But then again, if the first few wipes don't at least get the worst of it off, you probably crimped off too soon and you are beter off sitting back down again, seeing if you can release that stubborn nugget that's causing all the problems.
I don't want to think of the alternative to wiping until clean...._______Peace, Love, Twilight.
Well I have to say I wipe two or three times if it is solid and five or six times if it is liquishit _______Russell the shitting queen
Scummy, you make a good point there_______Russell the shitting queen
If wiping fails I grab baby wipes or waddle over to the sink and wet the piece of toilet paper and use that (thanks to the poopreporter who originally gave this method).
good for you rotten peice of crap. no offense. every one here is shit anyways.-- what smells? shit!
meowpoo....reign it in a little, or expect to not be here any longer. _______ The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
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