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Our Victorian Approach To Excrement... W
Submitted by Anonymous
May 8, 2012, 6 Comments

An anonymous commenter asked us recently about the word shit: "Can anyone really tell me why it is acceptable to say poop but not to say shit? I am serious. I am sick of this idiotic distinction." Our society deems certain words acceptable and others not. What is your opinion, Poopreporters, on...

I Dare You To Poop
Submitted by Anonymous
December 3, 2011, 7 Comments

Editor's Note: This story was submitted anonymously. What do you think -- real or fake? This story goes back to when I was in high school, when I got my first job at the young age of sixteen. One of my high school buddies also worked at the same location, which was a drive-in movie theater. We...

Eternal Debates: Is It Ever Acceptable
Submitted by Anonymous
November 17, 2011, 30 Comments

I am a part-time college student struggling to make ends meet. I wait tables to support myself and qualify for some grants. Otherwise, I would not be able to attend school. I am lucky enough to be able to take food home from work for free at the end of the night on the weekends because the...

The Order When Going For Number Two: Po
Submitted by Anonymous
November 10, 2011, 18 Comments

I've been holding a debate with friends on the proper or normal order of conducting Number Two business. Is it proper order to poo before you pee, or pee before you poo? Can we settle this for once and for all? Thanks.

Eternal Debates: Lesser Of Two Evils
Submitted by Russell
July 21, 2009, 61 Comments

THE ISSUE: Would you rather use a dirty porta-potty or go outside?

Eternal Debates: Chromatic Bungfodder
Submitted by Postman
January 29, 2009, 46 Comments

THE ISSUE: Colored toilet paper: What's the point?

Eternal Debates: Accepting Life's L
Submitted by Russ
December 15, 2008, 36 Comments

THE ISSUE: How many wipes do you wipe before you give up?

Eternal Debates: The Soundtrack
Submitted by Postman
June 26, 2008, 31 Comments

THE ISSUE: Piped-in music in public bathrooms.

Eternal Debates: Bathroom Beautiful
Submitted by Postman
April 11, 2008, 26 Comments

THE ISSUE: Bathroom decor: is it really necessary?

Eternal Debates: Spousal Abuse
Submitted by Dave
October 5, 2007, 38 Comments

THE ISSUE: Using the sink or shower while your spouse or significant other takes a shit.

Eternal Debates: Is Toilet Paper Enough?
Submitted by AssBlaster2000
July 3, 2006, 87 Comments

The issue: Does TP clean your ass sufficiently, or is something else needed to clean up the job?

Eternal Debates: Reaching Between vs. Re
Submitted by Dave
June 23, 2006, 87 Comments

THE ISSUE: What's your vector of wiping approach? And why?

Eternal Debates: The Warm Toilet Seat
Submitted by Dave
December 2, 2005, 112 Comments

THE ISSUE: A seat warmed up by someone else's butt. Your thoughts?

Eternal Debates: Unisex Crappers
Submitted by Dave
September 14, 2005, 128 Comments

THE ISSUE: Unisex public bathrooms. Anything wrong with that?

Eternal Debates: Phone On The Throne
Submitted by Dave
August 9, 2005, 74 Comments

THE ISSUE: Cell phone conversations in public bathrooms.

Eternal Debates: Bog Scrubbing Frequency
Submitted by Dave
July 20, 2005, 43 Comments

THE ISSUE: How often should a household toilet be cleaned?

Eternal Debates: Cutting A Queue
Submitted by Dave
May 25, 2005, 38 Comments

THE ISSUE: The bathroom line is eternal. Your pants are in imminent danger. What's polite? What's acceptable?

Eternal Debates: Walk Or Run?
Submitted by Dave
March 23, 2005, 61 Comments

THE ISSUE: In a state of emergency, is it better to make a mad dash or just squeeze tight and calmly walk?

Eternal Debates: Preferred Toilet Seat M
Submitted by Dave
January 21, 2005, 101 Comments

THE ISSUE: Porcelain? Wood? Puffy plastic? On what do you like to sit when you shit?

Eternal Debates: Requisite Default Seat
Submitted by Dave
January 13, 2005, 94 Comments

THE ISSUE: Leave the seat up? Leave the seat down? Leave the lid down? What's the rule in your household?

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