Our Victorian Approach To Excrement... W
An anonymous commenter asked us recently about the word shit: "Can anyone really tell me why it is acceptable to say poop but not to say shit? I am serious. I am sick of this idiotic distinction." Our society deems certain words acceptable and others not. What is your opinion, Poopreporters, on...
I Dare You To Poop
Editor's Note: This story was submitted anonymously. What do you think -- real or fake? This story goes back to when I was in high school, when I got my first job at the young age of sixteen. One of my high school buddies also worked at the same location, which was a drive-in movie theater. We...
Eternal Debates: Is It Ever Acceptable
I am a part-time college student struggling to make ends meet. I wait tables to support myself and qualify for some grants. Otherwise, I would not be able to attend school. I am lucky enough to be able to take food home from work for free at the end of the night on the weekends because the...
The Order When Going For Number Two: Po
I've been holding a debate with friends on the proper or normal order of conducting Number Two business. Is it proper order to poo before you pee, or pee before you poo? Can we settle this for once and for all? Thanks.
Eternal Debates: Lesser Of Two Evils
THE ISSUE: Would you rather use a dirty porta-potty or go outside?
Eternal Debates: Chromatic Bungfodder
THE ISSUE: Colored toilet paper: What's the point?
Eternal Debates: Accepting Life's L
THE ISSUE: How many wipes do you wipe before you give up?
Eternal Debates: The Soundtrack
THE ISSUE: Piped-in music in public bathrooms.
Eternal Debates: Bathroom Beautiful
THE ISSUE: Bathroom decor: is it really necessary?
Eternal Debates: Spousal Abuse
THE ISSUE: Using the sink or shower while your spouse or significant other takes a shit.
Eternal Debates: Is Toilet Paper Enough?
The issue: Does TP clean your ass sufficiently, or is something else needed to clean up the job?
Eternal Debates: Reaching Between vs. Re
THE ISSUE: What's your vector of wiping approach? And why?
Eternal Debates: The Warm Toilet Seat
THE ISSUE: A seat warmed up by someone else's butt. Your thoughts?
Eternal Debates: Unisex Crappers
THE ISSUE: Unisex public bathrooms. Anything wrong with that?
Eternal Debates: Phone On The Throne
THE ISSUE: Cell phone conversations in public bathrooms.
Eternal Debates: Bog Scrubbing Frequency
THE ISSUE: How often should a household toilet be cleaned?
Eternal Debates: Cutting A Queue
THE ISSUE: The bathroom line is eternal. Your pants are in imminent danger. What's polite? What's acceptable?
Eternal Debates: Walk Or Run?
THE ISSUE: In a state of emergency, is it better to make a mad dash or just squeeze tight and calmly walk?
Eternal Debates: Preferred Toilet Seat M
THE ISSUE: Porcelain? Wood? Puffy plastic? On what do you like to sit when you shit?
Eternal Debates: Requisite Default Seat
THE ISSUE: Leave the seat up? Leave the seat down? Leave the lid down? What's the rule in your household?

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March 25, 2004. 1,641 Comments