Green. It was jade green, the colour my bile usually is. Maybe black Mountain Dew makes you produce extra bile? I read that some people's bile is brown, so maybe that's why some people don't get the green. Who knows?

Cornholio’s Mountain Dew Pitch Black Experiment
September 17, 2004

When Dave called out for volunteers to help him answer the question of whether Mountain Dew Pitch Black turned poop green, I couldn’t resist. After all, my bungholio isn’t threatened by anything.

In the interest of science, I’ve presented the timeline of my participation in the project starting with Thursday night. Here it is:

Thursday, September 16
6:00 pm Consumed final pre-poopday meal. Bowtie macaroni with red sauce.
8:00 pm Played poker. Consumed several plates of wings, beer, nuts and assorted high-fat snack foods.

Friday, September 17
5:15 am Crapped out previous day’s food, beer and assorted bullshit I ate the night before. Normal volume of semi-soft medium brown dirt pickles released.
7:00 am Arrive at work. Drink large (22 oz) hot tea
7:25 am Drink large hot coffee
9:00 am Crack open first Mountain Dew Pitch Black. Almost gag on the taste.
9:45 am Finish first Mountain Dew; crack open second one. Gag several times on the taste
10:30 am Ingestion of MD Pitch Black complete
10:45 am Start to shake and twitch from all the friggin’ caffeine. Try to hold my eyeballs in my head.
6:00 pm Arrive home. Meal—pork tenderloin, beer
6:45 pm Eat large bowl of generic Raisin Bran

Saturday, September 18
8:52 am First post-Dew doo arrives, almost exactly 12 hours after the first MDPB was cracked open. Results are four logs of normal (4-5” length) size. The poop is definitely darker than my usual color with some flakes of bran visible. Stench is normal (which is to say pretty rancid). While the poop is dark and might have a slight greenish tinge, it definitely is not fluorescent green.

Conclusions:
1. Two 20 oz. bottles of Mountain Dew Pitch Black is not sufficient to turn the Great Cornholio’s shit bright green.
2. Drinking 40 oz. of MDPB in an hour and a half is a bad idea if I don’t want to damn near have a heart attack from caffeine overdose.
3. The shit snakes in my bowl right now taste better than Pitch Black.

A common way of making things black is to make them really,really dark green. Take black shoe polish for example. Anyone in the military who has ever washed a rag with Kiwi on it can tell you that it is really just very dark geen.

Not only Green, but also, Red, Blue or any other strong color. Ever wonder how they make pepsi and coke brown? Tis just a shitload (all puns intended) of red food coloring. Diabetes AND cancer all in one go!

As for the Doo, err, Dew, it appears to be of Blue origin.
Everyone remember what colors you mix to make green?

It has been established that in order to get Cancer from red food dyes, you must eat the equivalent of a bathtub of red m & m's every day for 10 years. Red food dye cannot give you Cancer is such quantities. Actually, the ratio determined has been 1 case in 100,000 over a seventy year life span.

Blue #1 HAS BEEN BANNED IN AUSTRIA, BELGIUM, SWITZERLAND, NORWAY, FRANCE, AND GERMANY. This is the dye in Pitch Black Mountain Dew. The only thing I could find through some of Europe banning this substance was that it has been linked to mitochondrial damage in the human cell.

OK, enough boring shit. Here's my report.

My son and I decided to down a couple 2 liter bottles of the stuff and had 2 very different reactions.

Thomas-
Drank over 50 ounces of it. He weighs around 110 pounds. This morning he reported his poop (I'm so proud of my boy) to be sage green with an unnatural tint (my words, his were to hold up a piece of mail that had green lettering on it and say, "this color"). Green poop, but not really green poop.

Me-I have had the runs ever since I began to drink this crap. I've been doing sprints all night and morning, and they have only been marginally-tinted green. I drank over 50 ounces, too, and I weigh around 150, give or take an egg roll.

Conclusion?

Need more Dew to doo. Can't stand how if affects me, so I will never know how much.

Turd color: Dark olive drab. No technicolor.
MDPB: Possibly the most rancid fluid ever marketed as a "refreshment". After slamming the first 20 at 2:00 PM Friday, I couldn't force myself to touch the second one till 6:00. (You're a better man than I am, Cornholio).

Conclusions: Same as Cornholio, with one addition; I'll drink a bat shit smoothie before MDPB touches my pipes again.

My conclusion is that this has been a ridiculous marketing ploy, and that like parfums, maybe all the good flavors (scents) have already been made. Coke and Shalimar and Chanel no. 5 are classic drinks and scents. All were invented years and years ago.

Now, pop is getting redundant, so this extreme shit has become the only new ploy the pop companies can think up.
Parfum has become redundant. Many "new" smells smell suspiciously like old ones.

I think that there are a finite number of ways one can combine chemicals to get a limited number of results. We should just quit.

Face it, Pepsi is too sweet, they will never beat the taste of Coke to Coke drinkers, and everyone should just quit this crap. How long do we think it will be before Pepsi will copy Coke's C2 stuff? They shamelessly copy everything else. The lemon stuff, the vanilla stuff, etc.

Put down your damned chemistry sets and leave us alone!

PS If you like Pepsi better, I apologize. It's your mouth, and I have my mouth. We all have our opinions.

Of course it's a marketing ploy, Daphne. What I find incredible is that folks would go back for second doses of this backwash. (But that's just my tormented taste buds, upset stomach, and caffeine-addled nerves talking).

Fudgepump--I'm not sure if I'm a better man than you. Maybe my tastebuds are a little less sensitive and can absorb more of the horse-piss taste of MDPB. Even if the blue dye isn't dangerous--and Daphne's research indicates it's some pretty badd stuff--that much concentrated caffeine can't be good for you.

Well, I just finished my first 20 oz, I'll be starting on the second in 30 minutes or so. I have to say though, this soda tastes like cat piss. Errrr not that I've ever tasted cat piss, but...emmm...it tastes like it smells!

This isn't the tastiest drink on the market, but I should have pooptacular results tomorrow, I'm about finished with my 2nd bottle.

I've had around 24 oz of MDPB, no green poop here. But last time I had green poop was three days after having a black icee from Burger King (for halloween). I don't think results will be immediate, if any.

my poop was green the other day and i wondered why ... after reading this i remembered drinking a shit load of mountion dew pitch black ! I GOT GREEN POOP

it made my poo dark green, but not flourescent

I used to be literally addicted to (similarly-hued) Grape Kool-Aid, and it made my poop a bright, neon green, too.

I think it's the blue dye (#1, as some of you mentioned) in both, that is not metabolized and just gets shitted out--it combines with the natural yellowness of feces, to make a strikingly green product.

MDPB is my least favorite of the neo-Dews. It has yet to alter the hue of my dung, but it has affected the consistency.

i've been drinking MDPD whenever i've gotten the chance. this stuff to me is like beer to you guys...well, at least to the alcoholics in the group.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... beer.

You people all have way too much time on your hands. Now having said that, I have to ask - where is this craptacular drink being sold? I cannot seem to find it anywhere. I do know that once when I drank about a case of grape soda in a day, I had forest green poops in varying degrees of brightness for about two weeks. And with all the comments about the horrible flavour, I have to say - I am Cajun, I will eat anything that does not eat me first. It can't possibly be as bad as some thigs I've tasted.

Pink--try a convenience store like a 7-11 or whatnot. And it absolutely is as bad as the folks here say. I'd rather eat crawfish testicles than drink this shit, I guar-un-tee.

That shit taste nasty!! I couldn't drink it. I gave the other bottle away. didnt see any green color either. but, I only managed to consume about 15 ounces.

So far we have feces (both human and bat) and crawfish testicles on the menu ahead of MDPB. Let's hear from the Pitch Black lovers!
Cornholio, pass me one a' them crawdad nuts...here, have a swig of my batshit smoothie.
(I'll pass on the bowl snake just now, thanks).

Mountain Dew Pitch Black doesn't taste bad. Of course, I'm a Cincinnati Bengals fan and that should say something for my bad taste. Huh?

I like the Pitch black M.D. I drink lots of nasty stuff(mmmmmmm.....Goldschlager) no green butt goblins here.

After 56 ounces of Mountain Dew Pitch black, my poop was........ brown. I was really dissapointed, and I will never drink that nasty soda ever again.

Okay, I am gonna hafta try this stuff. Will post my findings (or the description of them, I won't post what I find in the bowl - that would mess up my monitor).

I'm very, very disappointed to report that, 60 hours after downing 40 ounces of this stuff, my poop was no greener than normal. Oh well. I guess I must have superior, dye-resistant superfeces.

Only a slight greenish tinge to mine. I was hoping for something more along the lines of radioactive super poo, but oh well. Guess I drank cat piss for nothing.

Well, I'm going to try a black Icee from Burger King next.
Sounds fun.

Well, admittedly, I only drank half the bottle and I also have not yet checked with my husband, but here's my personal experimental results (from a 115-lb person):

Approx. 6:00 p.m. Sunday evening:
Drank half a bottle of the "black" Dew (after holding it up to the light and noticing it was actually a very dark purple. It contains "a blast of black grape," according to the packaging.) Went about my business, which seems to involve getting my ass kicked by JavaScript.

10:00 a.m. Monday morning: Poo time. After my first cup of coffee, I meandered towards the bathroom, trying not to be nervous about possible unnatural shades of poop color. Everything came out okay, and then I checked.

To my disappointment, after forcing down a clearly inferior pseudo-grape soda, my poo was merely greenISH. It's been that green before, I'm afraid to say, without digestion-altering food dyes. However, it would make an interesting (if disgusting) science project to see what food dyes would create a "rainbow of poop." Any takers?? 'Cause I'm not doin' it.

I bought one of the Dews and I got about 1/4 of the way through it before I realised it tasted like I'd already shit it out. I poured the rest out and will never drink it again.

Needless to say, my poop was indifferent.

Well after a two liter (Hey I like the stuff so sue me) bottle of the black gold I can say without a shadow of a doubt, I had the deepest green poo I have ever seen, kind of hunter green actually!

That stuff tasted terrible. It did not change anything about my poop. I want my money back.

I agree that MDPB is some horrible shit. I can't manage to drink enough to participate in the experiment, but I wanted to tell everyone that I have experienced green poo - after downing 3 shamrock shakes from McDonald's in one day.

Well, I drank two bottles of the stuff yesterday. The first bottle tasted fine, but halfway through the second bottle, it stopped tasting all right. For some strange and odd reason, I didn't have to poop afterwards. I had some farts, and my pee smelled like bug spray, but no DewDoo.

Finally, I got up this morning and after I performed some household tasks, I felt that familiar rumbling in my tummy. Like a kid at Christmas, I rushed to see what awaited me. Also like a kid at Christmas, I was expecting to see lots of the color green. The consistency was the same, but when I looked in the bowl, it was the same yellow-brown that it was the last time I pooped before drinking Pitch Black. Unfortunately, no green poop for me.

Maybe in a few weeks I'll try it again-this time with three bottles.

The things I do for science.

Per request of the "King Pooper" (Dave) - I continued to drink Pitch Black over the weekend ... 12 oz cans ... mine turned an irridescent blue-green ... the stuff is so water soluable, the the water in the toilet also started to change color ... just took one can to produce the color change ... the more I drank - the more pronounced the color would change ... kinda like doing a pH test in the Chemistry Classes that I teach!

Well I had over the limit of Mountain Dew Pitch Black and my POOP was GREEN/// 2 20oz is not enough.. I had maybe a 6pack Friday and Saturday and by Sunday it had prodiced Green POOP, severe GAS and the LIQUID POOPS!!! A Funny by Mountain Dew or not but Im a beleiver

I don't like anything that tastes like Grape
or smells like it. M.D. gives me a damn stomach
ache. I would rather someone else shit their brains out.

PICS!

For me it was a kind of grass green...

I LOVE THIS STUFF! Even tho it turns my Phoebefeces a weird dark green. Code Red didn't make pink poop. What gives?

I have been a consumer of "Yahoo.... Mountain Dew" since the days of the tiny green bottles with the picture of the hill-billy getting' a hole shot thru his straw hat. I loved the way it came out the same color it went in . I admit that whether or not there was a call for research... I would have purchased an introductory supply of this shit, just as I have all the 7 Eleven incarnations of the "Slurpee". Well I have to admit that I failed the research..... one sip of this shit had me at the sink spitting it out. What are these marketing people thinking? These guys need to stop smoking crack on their lunch hour and do some of the taste testing themselves instead of having ADHD, learning disabled children doing it for them. I would rather wear a necklace made from the stinkin' jade green nuggets of my fellow PoopReporters than swallow another drop of this swill. Sorry

Check out the web page:
http://www.mountaindew.com/pitchblack

Of particular interest is the "Terrifying Trailer" TV ad, listed with the teaser "Uncover the mystery of Mountain Dew Pitch Black." Indeed!

Throughout the spot, the product emits an eerie green glow. Then, after our brave hero drinks it, his eyes begin to glow green-- hinting at the mysterious green he now carries within.

This is marketing history, folks-- the first time ever that a product is being sold specifically for the entertaining way that it colors people's stools. For plausible deniability's sake, of course, the message is encoded as a general green-hued "mystery," but the meaning is clear to people who are in the know-- which includes anyone who is reading this discussion.

This strikes me as an amazingly subversive thing for a major brand to take on. And I'm all for it-- more colors, please!

HEYHEYHEY!!!!! I happen th like MDPB! It's very popular here in Transylvania... so is green poop... go figure.

After two bottles of Pitch Black I did notice my poop turned a tint of dark green, but I think that you'd need more than 40oz to make your poop an extreme green but not nuke green.

We should do this again sometime.

has any1 heard of the food dye "yellow 5" found in regular MD shrinking male body parts

Daphne is a little hell bent on Coke being the shit eh? no pun intended there. You are allowed your opinion. pepsi currently makes pepsi edge though, which is the equivalent of c2. so you know. i cannot say i participated in this test. I did try this drink the other day. I had about 3 gulps of it and pitched it out the window. Terrible. Tastes like it looks. I have however noticed that grape gatorade, which has a crazy color of purple makes for a radioactive colored poo. keep up the good work poo peeps.

I've been drinking assloads of the Pitch Black for a couple of weeks (I'm a sucker for new soda promotions and for sodas of colors that do not occur in nature - anyone here ever drink Big Red Strawberry Soda?) Anyway, my poop was slightly green, but nothing too unusual or could have been cause by postnasal drip. (My daughter had a green doo on Saturday, and she didn't touch the stuff).

In the name of science, I bought a couple of 20-ounce bottles... all I can say is, I want my dollar back! The first gulp I took of this swill was followed by a highly pressurized spit! There is NO WAY that I could participate in this experiment, since I don't possess a beer-bong!

First of all, this is the nastiest thing I've ever drank. Ever.
And the green poop wasn't very exciting.. just a normal drab green, nothing like the beautiful bright green after eating a box of Trix.

I couldn't get through my second can of this disgusting garbage. How many people did this have to go through before it got in my hands? Didn't SOMEONE realize how nasty it is?

So, I heard back from my husband. He reported no green poo. BUT! (pun intended) I heard this amusing and related story. Some years ago our friend Peter made Rob (my husband, but not at the time) join him in drinking a six-pack apiece of grape Shasta, because it too apparently causes green poop. And, lo and behold, Rob says his poo was "Slimer green." So apparently there's some truth to this, but grape Shasta's the way to go. I really think the new Mt. Dew is just not cool. I'm sticking with the normal radioactive green color (this is before it goes into my body, not after).

Does anyone besides me else think MDPB tastes like Sky Blue Vodka?

If Paul is right about the marketing emphasis for MDPB, that would explain the putrid flavor. Don't worry about the taste, folks; just wait till you see your turds!!

tried a bottle of that black swill

made me want to slap my mammy

pinching off green loafs isnt my bag

I prefer doo doo brown, preferably with corn

drinking copious amounts of food coloring just doesnt do it for me

Except from gagging on the horrible cough syrup like taste, I had usual brown shit as always.

By god, i love the internet dearly. I just wanted to see what the buzz was on this new drink, and i get this website. Excellent!

PR's tentacles are permeating linkspace, dragging in the innocent and unsuspecting masses.

I read this thread last night, and ironically enough, found myself buying a bottle of this grape-flavored waste water today. This site didn't come to mind until, at work, I pinched a loaf. A green loaf. Well, the first half was regular, kind of boring, but it suddenly became a rather interesting, pistachio green color. The consistency went from bearable to butter as well. Did I mention that this was in a matter of only 10 hours, and I only drank a quarter of it?

I've been drinking this stuff non-stop for several weeks, and my poo has been GREENER THAN GRASS since I started on the stuff. I've been freaking out thinking that I had colon cancer or something, so I did a search on the net for possible causes of green poo. I found this site. Perhaps 20 oz. isn't enough, and perhaps one's metabolism has something to do with it (mine is reeeeeally high - 110 lbs. here, 20 yrs. old). Anyway, my poo tonight almost GLOWED. I'm not talking about a "greenish" tint like some of you are. I mean my poo was BRIGHT NEON GREEN. Now, I love MDPB, so maybe it's that I've ben drinking this stuff like it's water, but I assure you - good results are very possible, even if accidental (as was the case for me).

P.S. I too am a Bengals fan and like this stuff, so maybe it's just us Bengals fans that like the stuff.

I haven't tried the Dew... but many years ago, a couple of bowls of Kaboom cereal were more than enough to produce an unearthly fluorescent green turd. I think General Mills toned down the dyes since then, but I remember daring my college roommates to ``take the Kaboom challenge'' in 1987. Damned if it didn't work.

hey! I'm not a bengals fan and I love MDPB!
I'm actually not a fan of any sports except karate(I'm almost black belt ^_^) I'm not even a Timberwolves fan(pun intended!)

Years ago, I had to have a surgery performed. My doctor put me on iron supplements for my blood. I forget the dosage I was taking but it was two to four pills a day for a week before my surgery. Needless to say that my poo was an excelent dark green for that whole week. Haven't tried the Dew experiment yet, I don't like the Pitch Black enough. But I may give it a go.

After eating only a Turkey Sub for lunch: 1:00pm
and a Ham and Cheese Wrap for dinner 8:00pm
I drank nearly an entire 2 Liter of Pitch Black in between. Needless to say, my bowels were uncontollable and the Jade Green poo was responsible. Until I saw this, I thought something was extremely wrong with me.. I can only hope that the horrible tasting Dew didn't do irreversible damage.....

Has anyone ever had a St. Patty's Day Party?

I did. . . and I injected an entire (small but plentiful) bottle of green food color into the CO2 line before attaching to it the keg. Along with the green beer, came green poo! @ first I was a soup maker, and slowly I became a logger; irregardless my poo was a toxic green color for @least 3 days following!

I don't think I am gonna try the dew, though the stories have been amusing.

Umm, well me and my friend wanan try this out but we only had 20 oz. but neither of us saw any green

P.S. Mountain Dew Pitch Black doesn't taste very good and you don't even want to taste it warm.

48 hours post Dew and no green poop...just standard brown.

tried it liked it. didnt notice the color of my shit lol. so i'll try more then report.As for the flavor it's a (Suicide)..... for those of you that have ever dared to mixx every flavor at the soda fountin in your cup!!!!!!!Reminds me of when i was a kid lol,suicide soda.. i'll report back when i notice a change in my stool from it l8z!!!!!!!!

thank you larry! finally someone else likes it!

I drank MDPB two days running(what can I say,the stuff is like crack IMO)and I had olive green poop.

still nothing....well, at least i like the stuff. i can't drink it in large quantities though, because it makes me feel sick to my stomach with how wired i get. maybe i could drink much of it before i do something athletic! it could work like steroids!

AAAUUGGHHHH!!!! 'tis a change in my results!! i just dumped a minute ago, and my poop appeared to be a dark green, but when i wiped, the wipings were bright green! but i haven't had any MDPB recently....

I experimented on my own before I found this site due to mysterious bright green doo that really shocked me. The first time I drank 2 20oz bottles of pitch black dew in a 8 hour period and a couple days later I had bright jungle green doo. After analyzing what I ate I concluded it could only have been pitch black dew. So I waited about 4 days for my doo to return to normal and then drank another 2 bottles of black dew and again had jungle green doo. Again - just to be sure, I waited another 4 days to return to a normal doo. Once more I drank 2 bottles and again my standard desert doo turned to a near glowing jungle green. Once I confirmed my theory I searched the web to see if anyone else discovered this interesting effect from the new black dew and found this website. Good to know that there is site that informs people of the causes of colored doo without having to run tests for several weeks. would have saved me some time. STAY AWAY from this dew unless you want GREEN DOO!

i cant stand the taste of that gummi flavored shit but i did drink the whole 20oz because i didnt want to wast and it did turn my poo a little green

It was brownish green!!!!!!!!

Sad to say my shit wasn't green. Just it's usual brown. Though there were a few bloody smears from my period if that makes everyone feel better.

That's too bad, Shit Volcano. You could have had Christmas colors in your toilet.

If you are tripping, it glow green. Then, wipe it on the walls, it make walls glow green.

'AAAUUGGHHHH!!!! 'tis a change in my results!! i just dumped a minute ago, and my poop appeared to be a dark green, but when i wiped, the wipings were bright green! but i haven't had any MDPB recently....'
it's probably bile. if you digest too fast, sometimes bile gets in your poop

Drank an entire 2 liter of Pitch Black today and got only a mild tint of green if any at all. Was quite disappointed. Since I usually drink Jolt Cola (Yes, its still around) this was light in the sugar/caffeine dept and almost a diet product to me. Going to get another stockpile of Pitch Black as the local stores are blowing it out due to overstock on non buying public. Guess the taste is somewhere between melted Otter Pops and Dimatap cold medicine might have something to do with it. Probably mixing it with something deadly like tequila or vodka might liven it up. Redneck wine coolers. Well, the testing shall continue until some vital organ comes crashing out the exit pipe!

This morning (the day after the 2 liter) I shit small. It was a light mossy green color. How much of this crap (no pun intended) do you have to drink to get ample color???

I heard about this wonderful case study from a friend. I decided to doo some research myself. I do get quite a good change in color. I get close to an olive color from only a 20 oz. I will continue my study and see if I can't get a nice grass color.

OMG!!!! Yes, yes...now I know why I have green poo!! I drink the MDPB by barrel (well actually, only about 2 cans a day) (Luuuuuv it!) and have noticed my poo has has a definite green hue to it! I've been wondering why, and happened upon this site...thanks guys for clueing me in, but I can't stop drinking it and I am stockpiling it since it won't be sold after halloween!

This stuff sucks. It dosen't even turn your poop green. The people who say it turns your poop green are just sick and stupid. Don't ever buy this crap. Haaaattttteeee Itttt!!!Thank you...Goodbye now.

I hate mountin Dew I had to try to get green pooh thought, So i drank it 2, 2L bottles, it was was like cold rancid sheep sphinkter. No green POO , instead I had a hard clumpy constipated pooh that bleed at the end

I dunno about MDPB, But Hershey's "Hulk" (Green)Chocolate syrup made me spit little hulks out my chute.

Wow, I'm semi-amazed at how many people can't handle the taste of this (I kinda always thought it tasted like melted slurpees, but as I tend to mix almost all the slurpee flavors together at once its probably another vote for the "suicide soda" flavor). I figured it had to contain crack or heroin amalgams due to the way that my friends and I are totally, monstrously addicted to it (eek and it ends after halloween, i'm gonna have to stock up or go on methadone maintainance or something). But on the topic, yep, bright green shite.

I was curious as to why I had a green poop today, I can't remember the last time. So, I jumped on the net to find the meaning. Astonishingly I found this site and low and behold earlier that morning I drank a MDPB and later that evening I had the most jaded green poop I had ever seen. I blame it on the Doo... er, Dew.

I was at the store last night and saw Pitch Black, and remembering seeing something about green poop on this site, I got a 2Liter bottle, and tried it this afternoon. At first I was leary about the label saying "grape flavor" as I dont care for grape flavor, or soda in general, but I want to see if it actually turns poop green! I dont know what everyone is talking about it tasting bad, I think it tastes good actually, like mt dew and grape pop mixed together. and why call it pitch black when it is obviously purple! I have drank almost a full plastic cup of it, and I will tell you later if it turns my poop green. But if you really want green poop, trying eating a packet of purple or green kool aid mix straight up.

All of you who say nay--you're wrong. MDPB DOES turn yer poop green--a nice, vibrant green, as my girlfriend has witnessed. >___> Basically I've been drinking Dew in lieu of taking my caffeine pills for migraines (caffeine staves off my frequent migraines), so when Dew quit the LiveWire (G-d damn them), I switched to the PB. And whoa. I've had more green poop in the past couple of months than...I care to talk about. XD!

I drink a 2-liter of various Mountain Dew a day. I love the shit. Regular for the times when thats all the store has, but Code Red is the best. I had to try the "Black" and every time....wadddayano...green crap. It could be worse. I guess you could fart grape scents. Anyways, I'll stick with Code Red, by far the best yet.

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The blue Gatorade turns your shit a nice shade of forrest green.

i drink about 6-7 cans of mountain dew a day. i tried the pitch black and it isnt too bad but i dont drink it a lot. you guys are mere wimps in the green-poop world. i challenge all (even the people who make this site) to my way of getting green bears. at this amusement park close to where i live (kings island) they have a thing where you can make your own pixie sticks. you poke the tube thing up and the colored powder goes in the tube. i always get the bananna and blue bubblegum. if you get the wumbo-sized tube, if you eat the whole thing that day, that night or the next morning you will have forest-green turds. the next time you poo it will be a lighter green. the next time it will be near a toxic-glow-in-the-dark-green. then after about a week the green goes away. i dont know if this works if you get just green pixie sticks or not but i know yellow and blue ones make the coolest shades of green you will ever see in your toilet bowl. you could also try it with the little pixie sticks you get in packages of 100 for a buck. try getting a few bucks worth of those and just eating the blue and yellow ones and post your results.

I drank 150 Ounces of it and began shitting like a hurricaine 20 minutes later. It was as if a cannon had fired wintergreen shit storms at my bathroom. The entire room was full of ass cake.

Kind of off topic but this is very interesting: Has anyone consumed black licorice and noticed a greenees in shit??

I tried MDPB about 4 weeks ago because I always like to give new snack products my own taste test. I had one 16oz. bottle. And it will be my last. Yes, my sewer trouts were "summer dusk jade." They STAYED that color for about 5 days following... I went nuts wondering:
1. What the hell did I ingest that did this to me?
2. Am I dying?
3. Dutch Elm Rot??
Never would'a suspected the Mountain Dew. Code Red is awesome--Pitch Black is like the one-eyed, drool drippin' TARD of the family.
Btw... final thought: Why is this GORILLA PEE on the market, and my most favorite soda of all-time, Red Fusion, GONE???? WHY? WHY-DAMMIT???

Damn this is shit is nasty. I'm from SC. We were one of the first people to get it. I drank about 3 whole liters of this shit on a dare, with my friend, whom I'll name bishonen_logpincer. We ended up drinking nearly 6 liters each over a 2 1/2 day period. We never got the runs, nor did we get unusally odd bowel movements. But we were pissing like no tommorrow. Like runs, but the other way. XD So, a day later, [we spent the week together for this deal.]after having injested the nasty-ass shit. He took a shit. Nonetheless, bright green. I, on the otherhand only a dark military green. I got better results from eating 20 pieces of seaweed-wrapped nigiri-zushi. Oh, well.

----WE STRIVE FOR THE QUEST FOR UNUSUAL BOWEL MOVEMENTS

Does anybody remember the Black Icees from BK?? It came out for Halloween a few years ago and everybody that drank a lot of it had a green poop problem too. Since I worked there, I heard all the stories from all the employees and I too consumed the drink. We all had green poopie. Now as for MDPB, I won't touch the stuff, I sipped off of it when my boyfriend bought it and almost gagged. Luckily, he hated it too so we don't have anything to report about it except it tastes really gross.

Ok, I tried this crap and ... YUCK!! I couldn't get more than a sip in before I spit it out. On the other hand, if any of you have been to the Star Trek Experience in Las Vegas and bought the Romulan Ale (Blue Beer) It makes your teeth, tongue, mouth and anything it touches blue. Also, I peed green for 2 days and it smelled like rancid beer. My poo didn't fare any better... Bright Green and smellier than usual.

Apparently this stuff makes your shit green, but I wonder what makes it yellow sometimes. Maybe we should stop drinking this garbage and find the yellow poop producer!

The taste is supposed to be grape, but it tastes more like bad cough syrup. And yes, it turns crap green.

you know, i've never had mdpb, but a couple of weeks ago i shat a fairly bright green, and at the time i was on a limeade binge. it was the only thing i could think of in my diet that was green, anyway.

I've never tried the stuff, but I've never liked Grape flavored anything very much. But for a green poo story: A while back, one ice cream company made a Blues Clues themed ice cream that was bright blue. After a bowl of that, my brother's poo was bright green. I'm supposing it was the blue food coloring.

Okay, I've been drinking this stuff almost non-stop since it came out. I love this stuff! It has had no ill affects toward my bowel movements. I'm 130lbs, give or take a few.

That is bullshit. I drank a two liter all at once and it didn't do anything. Get a life.

I consumed four 20 ounce bottles of this liquid.

The color of my crap did not change.

I did get the runs however.

I remember when I was little and took liquid cold medicine instead of pills, sometimes the grape-flavored kind would make my poop green.

I haven't tried it yet, but i am motivated now. I want green poop.

we didnt get it here in australia i dont think

After drinking a little more than half a 2liter, i did noticed my poop having a slight dark green tint to it. However, I find MDPB too sweet, and ended up letting it go flat in my fridge. I poured it down the drain last night. Good experiment though.

i think all md tastes like monkey piss. but, yeah. green poo

XD These really are funny. We [bishojo_logpincher and I] tried this experiment, one last time. Just for kicks. We nearly drank 8 liters between us. O.O As well as we ate a heck of a lot of sushi as well. We even took to eating straight sheets of seaweed. Combining the two made of an interesting flavor. ^.^ So, after our sushi-mdpb excursion, we both slept for nearly a whole day. [which isn't unlike us. Me being confined to a wheelchair could be part of it. :D] So, he got up first.

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"Hey! Check this out! *snap snap* It's greener then The Grinch!! *snap* Our 2nd time around worked!!! SWEET!!"

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That's what he said after he woke up, and took the aforementioned dump. The *snap snap* is him taking a PICTURE of it. >> We'll upload them soon for here. XD Mine were quite the same, greener then The Grinch, and quite raunchy as well. I didn't take pictures though. >> But, there's our 2nd experiment. Peace out, guys.
[this is my wife's account, btw. XD]

Correction, the second part is what my wife had typed the night before. >> I had just cut and pasted it. >> Sorry.

holy shit i just found this site!! ROFL

my mom bought me a case of mtn dew pitch black and i drank 3 or 4 in one day. my poo was neon green the next day!

even one 12oz can turns my poo neon green. milk sometimes does it too, as does lucky charms. :eek3:

so add that to the mix.

I have been drinking MDPB for more than 2 or 3 days and I thought i was having diearea*can't spell* and just noticed it was just green smelly burning poo. Now people are going be saying that there is green floaties in the water.

So, my boyfriend and I were both seeming to get green poop at about the same time, we didn't think much about it, I kind of liked it, green is my favorite color, so it was kind of fun for me. the other day, when i noticed it and told my bf about it, he told me that he had some green poo that too. well, ever since Pitch Black Mt. Dew has come out, we've been buying it, we love the stuff, and was kind of shocked to see so many people hate it! anyways, i had no idea that it was that doing it to us, i just searched for, what makes poop green and found this website. BINGO, we just bought some a couple days ago. Personally i think its awesome, now that i know it doesnt mean im sick or something, I saw bring on the pitch black and bring on the green poop.

I am addicting to this stuff. I hate 'normal' Dew. Started Pitch Black in August. Heard that it was going to be around until Halloween. I had to stock up. I now have 51 12 packs at home and drink 4-5 cans a day.
My poo went from 'normal' to green in 2 days. From jade to kelly. Green green green. Don't know why I didn't research this site earlier.
P.S. PB and vodka is a treat.

I wondered why I had loose green matter coming out of my butt this morning. serched for green feces to find out what I had. sure enough, I drank to 20 oz bottles of that stuff last night.

I smelled the Pitch Black. And the Pitch Black does not stay pitch black for long my friend!

I tried it, I stunk like a highway reststop portipoddy cake, fresh with cat pee. Now, my breath smells like I ate that portipoddy cake. But I am still going to drink it to see my results! So far, after 2 days, It has'nt came out!

This site is so cool, Ithink I might just record a hip hop song dedicated to Pooping! It's gonna be tha SHIT! If I do will you guys make it available on your site?

.....you guys want green feces???? Eat Vegetable Lasagna.

Ok.. I admit it. I am addicted to mdpb. I will have withdrawl when its limited edition is over. I love the taste. I am also a suicide Mr Misty lover (Dairy Queen makes them). I am having neon green alien shit! I wondered if I was dying. I was actually getting ready to write MD and beg them to continue making this sweet concoction when I found this site. At least I know now that I am not dying! Aparently though I am one of the few who likes it...no..loves it. Looking for more 4 leaf clovers in my poop! OOPS gotta GO!

I must say i saw MDPB one day in the store and i said what in the dear sweet world is that!! With a little more enthusiasm out loud though. I had my first taste of the stuff and i was hooked. The stuff is awesome. leprechaun dung you go right ahead and write MD about continuning to make it. I most likely will because the stuff rocks. I wrote MD when the summer season of LiveWire stopped. I was fursious but that is another story and i will most likely write MD again on this one. Poop does seem to have a green tint with the MDPB. Very interesting

I drank 18 bottles of this shit in a night (amazing but true) and I have to say, my crap was green. as green can be. After leaving my first post-Dew shit, my sphinctor also turned green and had a tingly burn to it for a couple of days more. Conclusion: Don't do the Dew kids, you're too cool for it.

Alright. on the bus one day (going to middle school ok im only 13) my best friend offered me a taste of the sorry excuse for a soda. Being brave, i took a drink, more of a gulp and choke actually. MDPB is the nastiest thing ive ever shoved down my throat. i sent the evil thing right back to her and said, what the fu** was that? surprisingly, she liked it.

i must thank you all for conducting this experiment. i happen to LOVE MDPB. but after reading that many of you hate it i am saddened with the thought of it being pulled from the market, but now to my point.
one day about a week ago i noticed my poop was a very unnatural forest green color ever since that event i have been searching the net for an explantion & behold i found it...MDPB. thank you all for releiving my worries. MDPB LOVER!!!

And I thought it was my Lucky Charms that was doing that! I'm a fan of this drink and I have good news. I just heard from a friend at Pepsi who said that they are keeping the drink on the shelves. It sold better than all the other flavors of Mountain Dew and they can't bear to take a seller like that away. Pitch Black is here to stay! Yeee Haw!!! Ya'll can take it off ebay now. Nobody is going to pay five bucks for your can of MDPB. Bwhahahahaahahahah!!! I'm going to go sit on the crapper and brush my mullet and drink a dew! Yeeee Hawww!!!!! seriously though... I am going to brush my mullet. ;)

Strange. It seems like just about everyone who drank PBMD in hopes of geting green poop didn't, whereas those who drank it unawares did get green poop. Me, I belong to the generation that had to put green food coloring in their pop if they wanted to shit green.

Well, it would appear I'm far too late for the noontide of this thread, however, I too am a fan of Pitch Black, and spread its influence to my friends, who have consumed it intermittently.

I have had several experiences with MDPB, but one notable one stands out in my mind, which should bring some added stratification to this thread.

It should be known, first and foremost, that I have a spastic colon, AKA irritable bowel syndrome. This disorder (that I'm sure many of you know about already) causes bloating, discomfort, and alternating constipation and explosive diarrhea (though in my case it is almost always the latter). As a result, my detritus is particularly sensitive to even superficial dosages of colorings.

One day a couple of months or so ago (apparently before Halloween) I purchased a 2-liter of Pitch Black and consumed it almost entirely over the course of an evening, which, for the sake of observational science, also included several gin-and-tonics (with lime) and Pizza Hut hand-tossed crust cheese pizza. By 1:00 AM, as is the norm when I consume alchohol, I had almost without warning, a foundation-shaking bout of garden-hose diarrhea, which was a pale algae green; It truly looked like my toilet was a porcelain bog or neglected pond. The reek was horrendous, however, this is usual for me, so I can make no claim that MDPB affects odor, but it most definitely made my diarrhea a vibrant green. As I flushed, I noticed also that which was stated earlier in this thread, that the toilet water was faintly dyed a bluish-green as it swirled down into my household plumbing and into the abyss.

No idea if my shit remained green afterwards, as after this experience, I had Pepto Bismol, which ruins everything by converting any type of shit into a predictable blackish-brown.

I have had green crap for weeks I just got on the internet to see if I may be sick with something. Then i find these postings and realized that i should never again go near the 5, 12 packs of MDPB in my garage ever again.

Alright. there are some items out there that do mess up with your possible bowel/excretory processes. such as. bennigan's shamrock shakes are made with a special food coloring to make you piss a lime green color. as well as there is a particular science liquid that is harmless to the human body but a hilarious practical joke. Made clear in liquid, add this to a friends drink at a party and have them screaming in teh bathroom for the blue piss they just expelled. Very humorous joke i have learned from my biology teacher. Awesome!

I think it is the blue dye, too. My brother once ate a blues clues cupcake with blues icing, and his poop was neon blue.

Being how it's close to Christmas, try to find and consume a bag of Tortilla chips that have been dyed Green and Red. I ate a bag of those a while back and my poop was a nice faded red for a week.

Im ten years old and in all my ten years I will never EVER drink this crap again.It just took about 60 years off my life.But hey who wants to turn 80 anyway?

I won't bother trying to drink that crap, but I can say that without a doubt, you CAN drink something and get the strange colour effects described above. Simply decide you want to drink a lot of vodka and blue kool-aid but fail to water down the kool-aid enough to dillute the blue. Creepy results the next morning.

I tried my first can of mtpb and thought it tasted like crap. Being that I am a cheap ass and that I bought a 12 pack, I drank the rest. Now I am HOOKED and it is no longer in this market!!! @#*%!!! And yes it DOES make my poop turn green.

just to respond to DAPHNE's 9-18 posting: i do happen to enjoy pepsi more than coke, but this is hardly the place for such an argument. about pepsi copying the C2 drink...pepsi edge was actually introduced in limited markets before coke announced C2's introduction. just to let you all know...

i hate mt. dew! i hate the pitch black even more. I cant believe i am bored enough to be at this website. but after my husband and i laughed our butts off i remembered a story. My friend and i once found sour apple blow pops at the dollar store. bags of about 20 for a dollar!!!! when you are bored and your husbands are deployed this is gold! anyway sour apple ... green color...the next day after consuming a bag each neither of us wanted to be the first to let the other know what sort of monster we had left behind... behold the great green monster of my throne. i now bow and take my leave.