Awesome! I'm totally doing this.

Do I need to sign up or anything?

Nope. Just do what you're doing -- drink your soda on Friday, and report back here on Monday what you find.

Dave-O, this is great.
Do you think the Pepsi Company will be interested in our findings? Or droppings? Whatever.

I am fearing the caffeine shock I'll be encountering.

Great promotion for this Dave! I'm all over it. I can't wait to see the results.

I have two bottles of Pitch Black in my fridge, ready to go.

I can't believe this! My boyfriend told me that stuff turned his crap green and I didn't believe him. I guess the numbers don't lie...

It just occurred to me, Dave; if people drink more than 40 oz. to make sure they go green, that will mess up the control aspect of the experiment, right?

I'm on board, Dave. I'm not a big soda fan, but in the interest of poop science I'll kill two 20's.

Well, this is as unscientific as it gets. We're just looking to see if MDPB = green. If we wanted to be really serious about it, we'd control diet, water intake, etc. Maybe in further studies... but for now, try to stick to 40 ounces but no big deal if you don't.

THe blue dye = green shit thing is legit. I don't know if I'll be able to test the Mt. Dew thing, but wanted to share an experience of my own. I used to drink blue curacao like nobody's business. (its that blue liquer that tastes like oranges/triple sec) and always a dull green poo the morning after drinking a liter or so.

Apropos of this experiment;
Saw a story by T.O.T's dad referenced in a comment about "Out Of Hind". Here it is:
http://www.poopreport.com/Stories/
Content/imbalanced.html
Story and comments are a symposium on loaf coloration.

From my personal experience, purple gatorade has the same effect as the Dew.

Wow, this sounds really grody! I'll have to try it. Mt. Dew is one of the few sodas I actually like, too. I have to say, I don't remember green poop from drinking purple Gatorade, but it's been a while (almost as long as my poem in the poop of the week...). However, I'm not going to test the blue curacao theory. I vowed never to drink that again. Once was enough, probably because I was swigging out of the bottle.

Dave,

A slight correction for you. The genetic quirk you speak of doesn't make some peoples' pee smell from asparagus, all peoples' pee smells after asparagus. The genetic quirk is that some people are missing an enzyme and they can't smell asparagus pee.

Hello fellow colon aficionados,
I discover a few days after the 'release' of purple dew that in fact it does alter you poop production.I have been telling other brothers and sisters of the throne about this with MUCH disbelife. Trust me when I saw it is true!!In fact I have been holding in my daily deposits in for a day a two extra to produce a extra large floater so that I can go to a public dumpatoriums and leave my 'gift' so other can also enjoy it....Man can life get any better?!?

Your pal and brother of the throne,

Buck Corncobb

just to confirm what everyone else is saying, I started drinking Pitch Black when it first hit the stores in Phx, Az. and after a day or two I noticed the appearance of the "green poop". I was a little bothered at first, but realized the "novelty" of the situation, and started "forgetting" to flush when done. also, if your somewhere public, like a mall, linger in the bathroom "washing" your hands and wait for the comments to fly!!!

Well I did it. I fired down two 20 oz Mountain Dew Blacks today and finished them by around 10:30 this morning. Yuck! No dook yet, but will report in.

The Mountain Dew Pitch Black turned my poop into a "stunning beautiful" - irridescent blue color! I need to make a video!

Green Poop. Very Green Poop. I love this stuff.

Hey! My boyfriend says the dew turned his poop like a dark green! Yuck!! But he also said that the cereal called Kaboom turns your poop green! Oh! How cool could that be?? Yeah! We need a video! Can't let this stuff go un-noticed!!

yeah! It's green alright and kinda mushy !!

I don't need to wait to tell you, I've been drinking pitch black since it came to town. and i am happy to tell you i have been pooping bright green with peanuts for weeks now...it's a nice to have a color change...redish orange pooh DOES NOT impress the ladies!

i can tell you that blue drinks do indeed equal green poop; on a trip to the bahamas i was kinda worried after living off blue tropical drinks from the resort bar, until i broached the subject with other people I was there with. We all breathed a sigh of releif as each of us had secret worries we had something horribly wrong with us.

I actually enjoy this stuff, and have been drinking it by the 2 liter since it came out. My poop is not an unnatural shade of green, but there is definately a green tinge.

Oh yes. MDPB is my absolute favorite drink, (Don't know how I'm going to survive once they pull it off of the market) but I too have had like, pale green and oddly soft dookies as well. At first, I couldn't figure out what in the world I had eaten to turn it green, but after a while, I put two and two together (Get it? Two? Number two? Eh, waddya want, I'm no comedian) and realized that it was the pitch black that was doing it to me. Alas, I shall miss it when it's gone. The taste kind of reminds me of wine coolers when I first start to drink it. (I have to go to another state just to buy it!)

I haven't ate anything less than normal and i just started drinking MDPB 3 days ago and my poop was green today.

This is kinda funny. But I don't wanna try it...can I give it to my dog?

I had some Pitch black a bit ago and I think I'm the one who stained the 3rd floor toilet green O_o

all i have to say is...this soda tastes like flippin' shit

i pooped green all over the place

I remember when I was a kid I used to drink Slimer Juice (it was a HI-C that came out to market Ghostbusters 2) and it turned my shit green. The drink itself was a deep green, and tasted great by my reckoning. Try to find some on eBay and get it - it's worth it if you are testing poop-coloring foods.

"So here's the new policy: I delete comments arbitrarily. If I think it's too sexual or too racist or too homophobic or too immature"

My comments where delted and they did not fall into any of these catagories. I have a serious problem with my stool and had no where else to turn and when I had finnaly found help I was denied that. Change your policy to "I delete anyhting that I don't like because im afraid of everyone" im not gona let this go

dammit i had that darth dew slurpee and had some green sh*t. thought i had a time limit on my ass after seein that til i ran into all you crazy ppl just like me haha

this must be related to the purple darth vader dark cheetos that turned your tongue green.

I love you people & love that I found this sicko site late one Sat night after entering the words 'green poop' into dogpile.com. CHEERS!

I wouldn't touch that stuff if it changed my
turds to gold.

i have been drinking pitch black since it first came out in 2004. i first noticed it after drinking 4 liters one night. you should have seen it after the first day pitch black part II came out and i drank 9 liters! i was shitting shamrocks!

Damn that Fierce Gatorade... I have a toddler and I gave him a variety of Gatorade beverages to help him get rehydrated following a bout of the flu. One of the flavors was that purple shit. The next morning I awoke to this bright green shit all over his diapers. So I'm calling the Doc and telling him about this change, thinking my boy caught some deadly bug. He assured me that it was normal, etc, etc, etc... So now, for fun, I load him up on it before going to Grandma's.

yo. my shits been green for 2 weeks. i think it is all the Grapette I've been drinkin

wow.... i drank a liter of the PB shit and it turned MY shit green. i was scared.... i thought i had a disease or something. wow... ii;m glad i found this site of other 'PB Purple Poopers'

I didn't think anything of my poop being green, but my roomate sent me this link and sure enough i have been drinking pitch black and pooping green...why wasn't I startled to begin with?

i drunk pitch black doo and got green watery doo for3 days.lol

I had copius amounts of blue powerade one day and a few days later the poo was green. It took me a day or two to figure it out then it hit me. I mut have consumed close to 2 to 3 quarts that day.

I was wonder what happened when I saw green poop. I found your site and thought I hadn't eaten anything that matched the description but I was wrong. Now and later candies (Black Radberry flaor) contain the dye. Thank you for the info I was seriously getting worried.

Hey, I don't care what color my poo turns after drinking it! I fell in love with it the day it hit the stores, and have been drinking it ever since. I can no longer find it anywhere! Have they discontinued it??? Can someone help me?

Pitch Black Dew Part II? I've got a whole skid load of it in my barn! Thanks for the warning. Should I dump it??? Or put it on ebay?

Here's a question: A mainstay nickname for the original Mountain Dew is 'panther piss' what are some good nicknames for the next-gen dews?

"Odor in the court! The judge is eating beans--his wife is in the bathtub counting submarines." Author Unknown

Pitch Black could be "zombie piss".

Code Red is "bladder infection".

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Broccoli!

TSV: The "zombie piss" is a great name. Maybe we could rename the Code Red, though.... sounds just a bit painful. I'm thinking on it.

Dew Addict: Cut out the middleman and contact GrammyJ directly to buy your stash.

"Odor in the court! The judge is eating beans--his wife is in the bathtub counting submarines." Author Unknown

you oughtta try beer with blue food coloring in it.

*rushes to the nearest convienience store to buy some mountain dew pitch black because he is eager to see some green doo* ;)

Thank you for the info. My wife called me at work in a panic. My 3 year old son was pooping bright green. She was ready to call the doctor about it. He has been drining Fierce Grape Gatorade non-stop for about 3 days. I was able to calm her fears from the posts on this site. I am not so sure she is comfortable with poopreport.com providing medial advice but it works for me!

Blue Curacco does indeed turn poop green.

I confirmed that this morning with a blazing hangover, and a 5-minute green shit.

Has anyone pooped red,I just went and my poop was bright red,I drank code red earlier today,just wondering if anyone else has experienced this.

so - apparently grape gatorade will make your poop green as well. i went camping this weekend and drank a TON OF IT. i was constipated the whole trip (poop anxiety - i hate pooing in public places) finally had a good BM this morning and it was green as irish grass. talked to my boyfriend and low and behold his morning movement was green too! blue dye.. in any copius amount. will make your poo green. its true.

I was on the computer playing streets of rage 2 at gametap.com like 30min. ago It's like 4something in the morning when I got the feeling(you that feeling).So I hauled ass to the shitter and took this crazy long shit.I got up to wipe my ass and I seen infamous green instead of normal brown,I immediately look in the tiolet to find bright green turds.Suddenly I felt a since of dread come down on me.I heard that girl from the movie Slither in my head saying"Somethings wrong with me".So I jump back on the computer and went to ask.com and I asked; What is wrong with you when you have bright green doodoo? And Now I'm relieve to find all you share the same phenomena.I didn't have Mountain Dew or Gatorade.I had two cans of Tropical Fantasy Grape Drink.I guess its that purple dye thats in it.I know that shit ain't good for me but Imma drink it one more time so I can scare somebody with my shit.

Fecal Warfare! ppl

This takes me back to my grape Kool-aid daze-- my 7 year old self was so worried about the green dukes I made Mom call the doctor. He knew right away-- "Has little DUMP been on the grape Kool-Aid?" and I was all "Hells yeah" and he was all "There's your problem, son."

Too many beets will turn your pee pink too. That's even scarier if you don't know what's up, since it looks like diluted blood.

Whatta ya want from a drink called Mountain DOO!
Try Kroger's Fruit Rings Bulk Cereal and you'll poop Kermit green all day!

wow. thanks for this site which i found accidentally. had munched on a box of fruit loops for lack of anything else around yesterday. been up all night worrying. it is now 4:16 a.m. the rest is history. was i scared. thanks to you crazy people, i can now
get some sleep.

I have found another beverage that will give green poo! The great blue Hawaiian Punch. I drank most of a gallon jug the past couple of days and todays poo was a green hue!

Viva la Green!

I was concerned myself...about the green poop, that is. I checked the net and sometimes this can be a serious symptom. I was concerned, that is, until I thought, "there must be a sound reason". I was munching down on Kroger's Fruit Rings, daily, for the last few weeks and thought..."a lot of bright colors in this cereal. I'll bet that's why my poop is green". Did a google search for "Kroger's Fruit Rings cause green stool" and sure enough, I found this site. Thanks to you all, I'm a little less worried.

i drank this MDPB an lord behold my poo was green. i decide to take this test further by consuming my green poo and lord behold my poo was glow in the dark!!

It works!! Along with grape Kool-aid, blue hawaiian punch, etc. Anything with blue #1 dye will make you go green.

Hi-C Blast Blue Watermelon turned mine bright foamy green, after only one little pouch.
Freaky.

First off i want to say this is a great thread. Next I have a challenge for all poop drivin thrill seekers out here who want to experience a radioactive orange. Replace dinner with two big bags of flamming hot cheetos and report back here and tell everyone you're personal experience.

My son love those and so do I. There are few things better for a stuffed nose that Flaming Hot Cheetos.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

The taste of Flaming Hot Cheetos is greatly improved if you liberally shake on some El Yucateco Habanero sauce.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

I drank the new wow blue dew yesterday and was crapping the brightest green poop today.. it didn't even look real O_O

my shit was actually gray after i drank mountain dew.