Doo The Dew: The Great Mountain Dew Pitch Black Green Poo Experiment

Posted 09.14.2004 by Dave (11977)

On Friday, you drank forty ounces of Mountain Dew Pitch Black.

This weekend, you looked at your poop.

Tell us: what color did you see?

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After 40 oz of Mountain Dew Pitch Black, my poop was:


robert (not verified) -- 12.22.2004

Nothing to do with green poop. but if you take or give someone AZO or any other over the counter urinary tract infection pain reliever it will turn your pee red and thereafter fade lighter till it runs out of your system. i gave this to a drunk friend once told him it would get him high... the next time he peed he wanted to call his mommy bc he thought he was dieing...!!! that is great! try it.

Ghost Turd (not verified) -- 12.22.2004

How to get RAINBOW POO:
Find generic [read: generic] Froot Loops. Eat at least 8 ounces dry.

Cornholio (not verified) -- 12.26.2004

Update--While doing some shopping for Christmas food prep, we stopped at the local Korean supermarket for fresh vegetables. What to my wonderous eyes did appear--big stacks of 12 pack cans of MDPB. Priced at just 99 cents per 12 pack! I'm a cheap-ass, but even I couldn't be tempted to feed my guests that stuff for that low a price. My guess is that the stacks of cans will be there until Spring.

shat on the john (not verified) -- 12.31.2004

I love your website! Experimented with this Mountain Dew sh**, but only slightly tinted my dirt pickles...... If you eat Boo Berry cereal, your poop turns bluish!^_^

Rabbit drops (not verified) -- 01.06.2005

Turned mine dark green. Saab scarab black to be exact. Earlier there was some jarred tandoori chicken sause that made it play dough hot pink....

pissmachin (not verified) -- 01.08.2005

Dued after reading your shit i ate abut 500 jolly rancher to test the blue die hing and my shit stayed normal but when i went to piss my pee turned green

Justin (50) -- 01.08.2005

if you drink a 2 liter plus 3 20oz bottles of this shit in one day you will indeed have green shit and if you drink one 2liter of this plus one 2liter of hawiian punch berry blast your shit will be green and blue.

Trivial Sir Poot (not verified) -- 01.13.2005

Why does everyone express disdain for the flavor? It's just a different form of Grape Soda. Personally I love the stuff. I've bought it by the 12-pack. Maybe what y'all are experiencing is the equivalent of sipping your morning milk only to discover that you actually poured yourself an orange juice.
And yes, my poop has been green while binging on the stuff. But only from time to time. I hypothesize that diet must be a factor.

Tony (39) -- 01.16.2005

I don't know about any of this Mountain Dew doo. I have shit green before although I don't know why. I just wanted to say that when I was 12, about fourteen years ago, my second cousin was having a garage sale to make some money or load off some useless stuff on other poor souls or something and they had a bunch of these raspberry flavored candy coated gumballs. You know the kind that turn your toungue blue? They were kind of like blow-pops only they even turned my teeth blue. I cannot remember the brand-name of them but I ate about eight or ten of them. I think for some reason that they were called Blue Raz or Razz. I did not eat the gum, of course, that I spat out after it lost its flavor.

The next morning I was shocked and my imagination was piqued as to what caused my turd log to be a solid royal blue, except for the tip of one end which was packed in with a more normal brown colored poop wad. It took me a minute to realize why my poop was blue and when I did I wanted more. Perhaps I'll try to track down some more and take some pictures this time.

Jeff B (159) -- 01.16.2005

Green. No doubt about it. In fact, I Googled this site to find out why my poo was green in the first place! I thought I might be dying or something. All it takes for me is (1) 12 oz can, and the next day my poo is green, and doesn't smell very nice either! Pretty soon it won't matter though, because I guess production on the product ended late October, and I am down to (1) 12 oz can and (1) 2 liter bottle. OK, so I love the stuff and hoarded it while it was still available!

green poo man (not verified) -- 01.26.2005

Gatorade Fierce Grape is key to seeing a mighty green poo...

Mommy (not verified) -- 01.27.2005

Um...Pitch Black...surely turned the second half of my mighty turd green. Goose turds. It was incredible.

Lupe 120 (not verified) -- 01.29.2005

I drank that stuff... and it was really horible.... and my shit was like a greenish-blue color... and to make a long story short that stuff is bottled poison.

Inuyasha (not verified) -- 01.30.2005

IT WAS GREEN!!!!!

reLAXing (not verified) -- 02.02.2005

Well I was surfing for the causes for differnt types of poops when I cam across this site here.

Then I continued my search and was only able to find the meanings behind the different types of Ferret poos. Because ppl who own ferrets are fecophiliacs.

GREEN POOP: Is, in short, caused by food not being fully digested before it is extracted. The reason the MDPB may have resulted in green stools is that caffeine is a diretic (things that make you go and go) and caused any food you had semi digested to be pushed through the GI track faster than it would have.

Another likely reason is that our bodies are simply not meant to digest certain "foods" such as dyes, preservatives, etc. We are also not meant to digest lactose or corn.

Chew on that for a while ;)

Anders.B (not verified) -- 02.05.2005

LOL ever seen the radioactive material in the simpsons. I swear my shit looked like that. Ive been importing MD from the states to the UK since its banned(too much caffiene) i decided to buy 72 cans of pitch black. After drinking about 24 cans of the stuff in about 5 days(prolly going to kill me) i was pissing from my arse this bright green liquid. My diet isnt great but this is worrying.

Mtn.DewGuy (not verified) -- 02.08.2005

Ok, after initiall hearing about the MDPB flavor, and being an avid Mtn dew fan i had family ship me a number of cases.(im in iraq) due to my frequent use of Mountain dew and other simliar product for yeah my body has adjusted. Shorty after recieveing the cases i proceded to drink that crap like it was the end of the world... i had nothing else to drink so i stomoched the taste which eventually became tolerabe and even good after enough. The drawback?? I was amazed to see that my stink nuggets where a bright green. I was amazed and thgought i had shit out frogs, i couldnt figure out why and i kept on drinking the dew and my shit continued to stay green and when i stopped drinking the dew.... my shit stopped coming out green. I randomly found this sight and i hope my experience will be of use to someone who may discover some sort ofscientific use for green poo.

Crustyanus (not verified) -- 02.10.2005

I drank that shit one time and noticed my shit was a strange color. I happened to read this post and I no longer feared my ass was broken. any way later i gotta poop!

Rick (53) -- 02.10.2005

I tried this stuff. I didn't notice any different color to my shit. it just looked normal. Oh, and by the way, the new purple mountain dew tases like crap.

cmcm (not verified) -- 02.13.2005

I love Pitch Black, and I think I'm the only one. I noticed one night after drinking 4 liters in a couple hours' time my poop the next day was indeed a radioactive green. Just thought I'd share my results.

loose stool (not verified) -- 02.26.2005

sighhhh!I havn't taken aheathy shit in eons.If you need some info on explosive diarea I'm your man!!!

rat turds (not verified) -- 02.28.2005

I drank a couple of 20oz MDPB's and the shit was bright flourescent yellow, and green. if green means go...this one also came out in a hurry!

Seven (not verified) -- 02.28.2005

i don't get this... MY SHIT HAS BEEN GREEN MY WHOLE LIFE !!!

shit licker (not verified) -- 03.01.2005

Ehh i like the drink all right i don't see the reason in geting in a fuss ofer green poop though.

lori (not verified) -- 03.02.2005

You people really think this stuff is yucky? I liked it more than regular Mountain Dew...kinda like ...grapes but better because I hate grape flavored things...odd...

Marcos (not verified) -- 03.03.2005

Fierce Grape Gatorade has a more intense effect than the Mt Dew

Cornback Rattler (not verified) -- 03.03.2005

I had that Fierce grape shit today and it most definitly results in a radioactive turd. I have a cold an not eating much so maybe that was the reason it glowed like a plutonium rod.

itchybob (not verified) -- 03.07.2005

oh, and wonder what's the big deal about ferret poop?

itchybob (not verified) -- 03.07.2005

BOO-BERRY cereal will turn poop various shades of green and blue. works every time.

mean,green,poop machine (not verified) -- 03.10.2005

I drank 2 bottles of it and i am still poopoing green!!!

ShitMaster2000 (not verified) -- 04.05.2005

OK Test One Started:
6:56 PM I have taken my last dookie emptying my bowls of all the lasting food. I have not eaten since lunch. I will only eat bread so it may ubsorb the color.
Next Day:
I have Drank 3-2 liter bottles of this concoction I can only say has been made by Satan himself. I have eaten about a loaf of buttered bread and toast.
3 Hours Later:
Pshcotic caffine indused visions stting in. I am going practiclly insane from all this caffine. I have drank another 3 more bottles. My piss has succesfully turned green!!!
5 MORE BOTTLES LATER!:
Too much. I have shat my last shit beofre i die! MY CRAP HAS SUCCESSFULLY TURNED GREEN. YES IT IS NEARLY FLOURECENT GREEN!!!!!!!!!! (I know proceed to puke my fucking brains out) This is the most awfull thing I have ever done. DAMN YOU MNT. DEW COMPONY! For all of those who want to know why I did this.... My friends put together 50 bucks and bet me I couldnt shit green..... I am 50 bucks richer.......

poo-dog (not verified) -- 04.08.2005

i found this poop-tacular site, when, after having a day-glo green poop, decided to that it was a strange enough phenomenon to seek out information from the wise ol' internet. the verdict is that that drinking a 2 liter of welches grape soda within a few hour peroid is the the guilty party, confirmed when roomate had same experience a couple of days later.

Alex-the-logger (not verified) -- 04.09.2005

I have done the MDPB test 3 times over i drank 6 liters of that crap in 24 hours.Ihave eaten 1 bag of Doritos in this time. I started at 12:00 pm Saturday when i injested the first half of a two liter and a serving of doritos. 12:30 pm I run to the bathroom and pee is darker than usual no farts or gut rumbles yet... 2:00pm get home from playing football finish off the rest of the two liter and another serving of doritos. 5:00 I came in from riding my bike havent drank since 2:30 crack open new 2 liter chug-a-lug about 1/4 down as a dare and almost loose it run to nearest tree and empty darker pee now were talking water-down hot bacon grease color.5:30 i return to house and retive the bottle finish it at six and eat 2 servings of doritos( the bag is over half done now). 7:30 i crack the final bottle by now I have bloodshots eyes and cant keep still ( i used my dads sugar tester to check my blood sugar it's over 120). I finish another 2 pints of the hulk blood and wait until 9:00 for the last serving or doritos and the final amount of MDPB 10:00 finishing the bottle and watching Mtv. It's now 9:00pm on sunday and I just took the brownest and longest crap of my life and then my pee stings like a bee as it comes out. Conclusion all MDPB does to me is keep me up and make my crap super long and brown. ( whoever drank more than me has to be sick and has a death wish i am now going to drink water and eat cheese(so great) for all of monday to dilute my system.)

Bitch Plack (not verified) -- 04.11.2005

I like Pitch Black MD... It's good.. :(

I've never kept a close eye on my turds, though lately they have been very hard and sometimes painful to let out. I usually take around 5 minutes in the crapper. I eat a lot of bad foods and drink a lot of tea.

Dave (11977) -- 04.27.2005

You're going about it all wrong. The answer is to have a heaping helping of grape koolaide. That's about the only thing I learned in college!

Pooptacular (not verified) -- 05.07.2005

I know my poop has turned unnaturally green from eating Lucky Charms...I don't recall a change of color any time after drinking MDPB.

Jen (not verified) -- 05.08.2005

i've been reading this site for awhile and decided to tell my story. i used to drink atleast six cans of this a day. then i started having bright green poo, so i looked it up online, like the nerd i am. i found this site. i still drank the pop until i gained about 20 lbs from all the extra calories. but, the pop did turn my poo a bright green, and made is softer. (hahaha, i can't help but laugh about all this shit talk)

Rip (not verified) -- 05.10.2005

I ate a half bag of black jelly beans and my shit did indeed turn green. I never tried your BMD

B.O.B. (not verified) -- 05.14.2005

You think that's freaky? Herseys put out Hulk Chocolate Syrup that would turn you poo so green it would stain the toilet!!!

Hayden (not verified) -- 05.17.2005

Once a friend of mine had eaten his little sisters gimmy snacks that were light blue and white colored sharks and fish. He swears to this day it made his shit light blue, I'd like to try this experement with lots of other products.

Krissy (not verified) -- 06.06.2005

Ok, I bought my 7 yr. old a 7-11 Darth Vader Slurpee yesterday, he chose, MDPB. He took one sip and didn't like it. So, we traded I gave him mine, which was Orange Smoothie flavored. I took a drink and thought it was quite nasty too, but I spent all that money on it and I didn't want it to go to waste so I sipped on it a while and got used to the taste and ended up drinking the whole darn thing. Woke up this morning feeling sick to my stomach and had my morning BM and low and behold it was baby poop green diarrea. It was nasty and I am so glad my poor son did not drink this stuff.

Dookie (is more fun to say) (not verified) -- 06.11.2005

Holy radioactive feces batman! ok so I was unaware of the supposed magical poop altering qualities of pitch black, but I saw a new darth vader flavored slurpee at my local 7/11 and thought it must be quite tasty. had one of the extra large size ones the other night( I thought quite delicious, at least in slurpee form, have not had the soda), but anyways I took a crap today and I had dookie the color only leprechauns must have! it was like, seriously bright bright, blinding, almost neon green. needless to say, this was not normal and actually scared me, so I did a quick google and this was the first thing I pulled up. much to my relief, sounds simply like Mountain Dew Pitch Black, at least in Slurpee form DOES have poop altering qualities, at least for me. ....I am hoping it was the Dew that altered my doo...it was kinda scary, and I dont remember ingesting any radioactive materials lately. anyways good luck

Freya (not verified) -- 06.26.2005

While I have never had the pleasure of trying mountain dew pitch black I can assure you of one product that will turn your poo into wonderful shades of green. Slammers is a milk drink made in different flavors the most recent are that of the super hero drinks and one of my all time favorites is the Hulk Smash Cookies and Green on my first encounter I didnt know what to expect after taking a sip I downed the whole thing needless to say since it was a milk product it didnt take long for it to have to exit me. After letting out a good sized load for a girl of my stature I turned to flush but something caught me out of the corner of my eye yes my poo was infact jade green. Curious to see if it would happen again the following day I ate simple things such as bread and butter and downed yet another Hulk Smash and sure enough my poo was the same shade of green. So poopers if you want a nice shade of green head to the local store and pick up Slammers Hulk Smash Cookies and Green!

yeah right (not verified) -- 07.01.2005

I have experimented witb both MDPB and the new Darth Vader slurpee. Though I usually don't trust anything that is not sealed from 7-11, I didn't hate the new slurpee (unlike it's DISGUSTING cousin MDPB). No green poop, yet but I can always hope as I need a good topic for a Physics experiment. If anyone has any "poop-altering" products, I am open to suggestions.

MyButtIsOnFire (not verified) -- 07.09.2005

I wonder if the same can be said for Grape Gatorade. I have been drinking this a lot this summer and my poop is a greenish/black color sometimes...

jms (not verified) -- 07.14.2005

ok first of all only one 20oz wont do it try to drink 12 2 liters in 3 dayz yea it will turn your shit really green

Paintchips (not verified) -- 07.22.2005

I've had very green poops every time I drink anything purple. Grape Gatorade is what helped me make the connection between green and purple. But grape soda and grape koolade also have the same effect.
I am 100% sure it is the purple colored stuff. Maybe purple foods contain the Blue dye that you say. I'll have to look into it.

Still how it goes in purple and comes out green is a mystery to me. I've just come to accept it and not be as alarmed when I crap green.

green poo girl (not verified) -- 08.06.2005

I just want to say thank you all for having this website because i thought i was dying of something inside...but really i just drank a lot of grape koolaid, which made my poo green. Thanks everyone!

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww (not verified) -- 09.02.2005

i drank about 4 literes of the stuff and in the morning i checked on my log and it was olive green and smelt gross.

Anonymous (not verified) -- 09.08.2005

I personally like the stuff but MDPB2 isnt as good as its predecessor, the sour taste does not help anything but since im rather addicted to the stuff i bough a few 12 packs anyway ive been drinking a couple cans of it a day for about 5 days and noticed my poo was an interesting shade of green but didnt think much of it until i stumbled upon this site while googling pitchblack

locopuyo (not verified) -- 09.08.2005

MDPB2 indeed turns your poop green. My poop has only been green for the past 2 weeks.

pukecrap (not verified) -- 09.09.2005

I like normal dew, nearly puked on myself tasting this crap, I'd rather drink moxie, ugh where did they get this stuff. very similiar to a grape tasting sour milk.

Poop Is Cool (not verified) -- 09.10.2005

I am very surprised by the number of people who dislike the taste of this product, because Im nearly addicted to it. Anyhow, I recently conducted the expierement of finding out if MDPB turns poo green. Yesterday I consumed 2 24oz of this product, inbetween the consumption of this drink I consumed 1 cheeseburger and a large fry along with 2 granola bars. As I layed in bed that night sweating with eagerness, not able to think about anything except how awsome it will be when I get to poop, I lay awake all night untill around 5:00 a.m. I started to feel a little rumbling in my stomach. I rush to the bathroom, hoping to explode with green fecies everywhere, I sit on the toilet and pushed, and to find a moldy grape-scented toot. I walk slowly in disapointment back to my bed room. Once again I lay there in anticipation, suddenly around 6:00 a.m. I feel more of the rumbling, my eyes burst open with excitement as I stumble into my bathroom. I sit on the pot waiting...and waiting..to my surprise fecies spew (yes spew) out of my a-hole. I sit there and smile and giggle. Here comes the moment of truth as I lay my eyes upon the splattered green stuff that came out of my butt. The color was more of a dark green-almost blue color. So finally I find the truth to the MDPB myth, no longer a myth, a fact. MDPB TURNS POO POO GREEN!

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 10.04.2005

I didn't drink anything like that at all & my crap is dark green!!

courtney (not verified) -- 10.20.2005

I have no clue about the Mountain Dew, but I can say with total certainly that Grape Gatorade turned my poop bright green.

The Shit Volcano (3817) -- 10.20.2005

I just had a huge serving of carrots that turned my shit bright orange for two days. It was also liquidy and explosive, so I suspect I may have a slight allergy to carrots.

L Wrong Hubbard (218) -- 10.20.2005

I can't get this in Japan, but I did come across a blue beer from El Salvador called Romulan Ale. It leaves you pooping blue for THREE DAYS! Check it out
Happy trails,
L. Wrong
Chairman & CEO, PPK Industries

leprechaun lawg (not verified) -- 10.23.2005

yep its green. i was wondering ``WTF`` till i found this site. so funny. ok my tummy hurts going 2 lay down now LOL

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 10.23.2005

i dont think mdpb1 is still available, but mdpb2 makes my doodoo green

tyler Wildman (not verified) -- 11.11.2005

mine was really runny and black like the Crayola color black and thats all I hade was Pitch black

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 11.17.2005

My poop was brite orange but after about two day of having the stuff i had green poop.

Poop Diet112 (not verified) -- 11.17.2005

My Poop was Sky Blue and on my second Doo-Doo it was, well, GREEN.

Peter Coates (not verified) -- 11.19.2005

I drank 24 cans of Mountain Dew Pitch Black (that's about 8.5 liters, or 300 ounces) over the span of a week and I was very surprised to see that my shit was a very odd shade of green. At first I thought it was because of my diet, or lack thereof, at my school's cafeteria, but now I can rest assured knowing I was merely unwittingly taking part in a very crappy (pun intended) science project.

Phil T. Schidder (not verified) -- 12.25.2005

Pitch Black II also makes the dung heap green. I have several months of sustained consumption and excretion to back this up.

Jimmy (not verified) -- 01.06.2006

I had bright green stools this morning, and I was worried. I'm glad I'm not the only one getting green poop fom mountain dew pitch black II.

By the way, if you haven't tried it, it tastes like a grape sweat tart.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 01.25.2006

I love to poop. This is the best site I have ever seen! Keep up the good work!

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 01.26.2006

ok, so when I was little I remember drinking a lot of grape kool-aid one day and my poop was green. My brother and I liked to refer to it as "punk-rock poop". I have notice my toddler's poop to be green after eating a lot of blueberries.

juiop (34) -- 02.12.2006

In regards to the coke vs. pepsi marketing ploy, I think they're both a load of crap. I can't stand either.

juiop: a juicy poop
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mechem! (not verified) -- 03.02.2006

Well I had some of this both years of it's creation, both times I produced green excrement. However I ingested much more than 40oz. I prefer to go big or go home, and indulged in a 2 liter (64oz) bottle. It didnt look neon green, but more like a forest green color. Its definately set off by all that dye in there.

Mastergreen (not verified) -- 03.09.2006

try a pair of grape cool-aid packets raw just the mix no gurr wham Green poo like mike waszowkie green

James T (not verified) -- 03.11.2006

hey, i've never noticed mountain dew make a difference to my stool colour. BUT i will tell you of the time i ate a whole lot of birthday cake which had bright blue icing, my shit was light green for DAYS...

Doo Doo Brown (3) -- 04.02.2006

Eating a whole box of Froot Loops always does the trick for me!

Black Jellybean Monster (not verified) -- 04.20.2006

Black jellybeans will give you green shit everytime....i got a bag at easter and ate them all in 3 days and have been shitting green for 2 days now.

Capt.Fart (not verified) -- 06.21.2006

i tried the stuff.just couldnt bring myself to finish it.the best way to get a " rainbow" affect is to eat froot loops.my sibilings and i discoverd this a while back.lol. we got a neon blue/green effect.... i just know that cant be good..but it was fun when we were lil.

Poopmeister General (not verified) -- 08.01.2006

I never tried the Black Dew.....but for green poo, nothing did it as good and green as McDonald's Shamrock shakes....do they still make them??? If so, you'll get your desired green all right.........

DarkLynx (not verified) -- 08.07.2006

I loved Pitch Black (the original, not the new sour stuff.) About 3 years ago, maybe 2, when they first started selling it, I would drink one, sometimes 2 2liters in a weekend, every weekend.

Believe me, I had shit of all different shades of green all the time

Zoe K. (not verified) -- 08.27.2006

Talk about necroposting, eh?

I liked the shit, the original better than the "sequel"... but I drank it every chance I got. Like, by the 24 pack, 20 ounce and 2 litre bottles. The stuff was damn good.

Wish I had a batshit smoothie for some of you... make you eat your words, among other things.

JAIME CONTRERAS (not verified) -- 09.08.2006

I've never drank this stuff but I think it has something to do with the dyes they use for the grape flavor. When I drink Powerade Grape, my shit comes out looking like kryptonite. I can't wait to get my hands on Superman!!

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 09.08.2006

i couldn't drink 4 onzes of that shit, let alone 40.

David Kloeckner (not verified) -- 09.12.2006

Im so late in posting but my brother sent me a link to here and I must say I miss PBMD.. When it was nolonger being made I rushed out and spent around 100 bucks on it.. I cant tell you how much it drinking it took cause I was constantly drinking it but hell my crap just about glowed in the dark..
I sure wish it was back on the market..

davedave (not verified) -- 09.15.2006

another thing that can turn your poop green (kinda od green) is a lot of industrial nitrous oxide (like laughing gas from the dentist, but with sulfur dioxide added, i think). potentially bad for you, but i inhaled a ton of it one week, and no noticible harm. actually, my poop (and my friend's) didn't turn green all week until we ran out of it.

cornslushy (not verified) -- 09.17.2006

If you want green poo, eat a bag of black licorice. I like Kookabura, it's from Australia. Whenever I overdose on the licorice, I call my three and seven year old sons in to be amazed at my poop.

FECAL FRED (not verified) -- 10.09.2006

you guys are a bunch of jackass's. PB is the best tasting soda ever created. i'm bummed that there does not seem to be a PB III for 2006. go give your mother a rim job, assholes! lick my shaved applesack.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 11.30.2006

want green? eat 5 cans of popey spinach on an empty stomach in the morning, wait till your next poop and be fascinated by what u see.

Mr.Poops A Lot (not verified) -- 12.14.2006

it was definatley rainbowed i remember it so well i took pics.

GirlyGreenShit (not verified) -- 01.08.2007

i most definately pooped green.. not just kind of green.. BRIGHT green.. *yuck*

Bungee_Dumper (2) -- 01.21.2007

I can't speak for Pitch Black Mountain Dew, but I CAN speak for over-indulging in black licorice jellybeans. The verdict is definitely GREEN. So green that I was worried. I waited a week and then finished the bag of licorice. Sure enough, next day I passed several jade beauties - even the water turned green-tea-green. They were so interesting I showed my wife. She said, "Oh God, you've got to go to the hospital."

ronnie may (not verified) -- 01.25.2007

Last night I downed a 32oz bottle of Gatorade Berry Punch,one Welches 16oz grape soda,and a 32oz Gatorade Fierce Grape.
Greasy green logs....and they aint let up...
Not sure if I should be worried or not...but definitely radioactive freaky!

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 01.26.2007

ronnie may (not verified) -- 01.25.2007
Last night I downed a 32oz bottle of Gatorade Berry Punch,one Welches 16oz grape soda,and a 32oz Gatorade Fierce Grape.

Why?!??

Doesn't anyone drink WATER anymore? Sheesh.

Crapshoot (not verified) -- 02.03.2007

Okay, I drank three bottles and a half of this stuff. I don't know why, I was thirsty and I kind of liked the flavor. I'm 28 but a very small woman, weighing in at 104. I waited an hour or so, had some chicken, then felt rumbly in my tumbly. I let out an enormous belch, felt nauseous, and stumbled to the bathroom. An enormous spattering of diaherra flew out of my ass and got all over my.. ass. I screamed in pain, then let out a few wet bubbles. I looked down. It was a dark green and brown. I sighed and my gut made a squealing noise. I groaned and held onto the toilet. More green shit came out and giant green skidmarks lined the edges of the bowl. My legs were trembling. Shaking, I stood up only to have another outpouring of shit dump out of my ass and splatter across the bowl. MAN, did it smell. Wobbling, I collasped back down on the bowl and shat some smelly brown liquid that burned on the way out.
Gawd, that drink is shit. DON'T DRINK IT IF YOU HAVE A QUEASY STOMACH. I usually get carsick and sometimes get queasy randomly.
I AM NEVER DRINKING THAT CRAP AGAIN.

Turdmaster (not verified) -- 05.06.2007

just a couple of weeks ago I ate about 6 black dutch giant pieces of string licorice. my poo was dark green and some of it black the next day. in the usa I once drank a bottle of mdpb. I loved the taste a lot, but no green droppings that I can remember.

pnuttycorn (461) -- 07.01.2007

Anything I consume that's purple.Gatorade, mtn.dew, Mad jack liquor. Looks like i ate a green crayon.

dxmr399 (not verified) -- 08.14.2007

roflmao...I was freakin out man...i had green turds and thought to myself...am i in some kinda trouble....realized that it was the 12 24oz. bottles of Gatorade Fierce Grape i just bought...but on the other hand i dont remember my turds looking green before...it had been awhile since i had bought some...i hope this is true....cause the green has to go!

PoopMoFo (not verified) -- 08.17.2007

Black Dew is weak! If you really want to get some green poop that looks like play-dough drink one gallon of berry blue kool-aid. Your poop will be so green it will glow in the dark! I have pics to prove it!

Another Green Pooper (not verified) -- 08.30.2007

I had bright green fesces today and did an internet search to see if it was a symptom of anything serious. It was bright green!! This blog helped get rid of my fears. Sounds like the culprit is purple dye...I drank 32 oz of Grape Gatorade this morning. Glad I'm not sick.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 10.04.2007

I have a cold and, yesterday, after eating a couple of bowls of fruit loops, ii took a nasty green shit before bed. This morning, i woke up early just for another liquid green turd.Not much fun, wouldn't do it intentionally.

Random Michigander (not verified) -- 11.05.2007

When Mountain Dew Pitch Black was on the market, I drank about 1.5 liters in one day. The following two days, my poop was a solid turquoise/teal shade. Very cool. Wish I had found this site earlier (and that MDPB had lasted longer!).

Sir Author Colon Doyle (not verified) -- 11.30.2007

Well... I'm not exactly sure where to begin.

First off, I don't normally make a habit of staring into the t-bowl when I'm done converting chili and twinkies into poo.

I have, I will admit, had the occasional peek when I know that I've deposited a custom made dirt pickle that can be measured in board-feet. One, because I had trouble believing it... two, because I know that I'll have to break it into chunks or call a plumber.

All in all, nothing that hasn't happened to anyone else most likely.

WTF !!??!?!!

Not an hour ago, I would have sworn that I had managed to turn my stomache inside out, send it at Warp 5 through the lower GI tract, where it briefly shook hands with the sphincter and then hung itself by the neck whilst dangling betwixt my buttocks.

Thankfully, that wasn't actually the case as I am still alive.

HOWEVER, when the bowl is practically radiating it's OWN light a closer inspection is warranted. I'm talking about a scene that came straight out of "K-19 the Widowmaker" where the reactor has failed and the floor is glowing.

It's either ionizing radiation OR Superman just shiat a gallon of Kryptonite soup in my bowl.

The absolute, brightest, vibrant, scintillating, damn near down right sparkling NEON green that I have ever seen.

Fearing imminent death, I promptly turned to the normal savior of sad little people such as myself:

Google.

Now, I love grape gatorade.

Google Search: grape gatorade + green poop

I then found THIS SITE!!

In addition to confirming my suspicions, I managed to laugh my arse off reading the posts. Considering that, at the moment, there isn't much of it left, was something to be savored.

Let me warn everyone right now that drinking slightly over a half gallon of Fierce Grape Gatorade (mixed from powder) was responsible.

Oddly enough, the pre-mixed stuff in the stores doesn't bother me.

Apparently, some graduate from the Gatorade College of Product Production must have missed "The Proper Ratio of FD&C Blue #1 Day."

http://www.foodadditivesworld.com/fdc-blue-no1-lake.html

Nice to know it's derived from coal tar. Yummy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brilliant_Blue_FCF

I've now shared my story with some of the other users of Z car forums for their amusement as well.

May you all get a good chuckle and have a better evening than I.

PT

Once a week (not verified) -- 12.08.2007

I had no idea that butt goblins could be so entertaining...

reedbabe (not verified) -- 12.13.2007

I would never drink the stuff, but I know that Black Twizzlers will turn your poop green if you eat enough of them.

CodeBrown (5) -- 12.19.2007

The only thing that has ever turned my poop green was the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" breakfast cereal... and that must have been 15 years ago or more.

Dinglerog (not verified) -- 01.25.2008

Been "Goin' Green" the last few days. Fearing the worst I decided to check it out and found this great site. You're not alone Poopy Dick. Now, I've got it bad for the green Dew and if I go a day w/out I get some bad headaches but the MDPB tastes terrible and I could only stand one bottle of it. What I have been drinking is the grape Walmart sugar free kool aid type drink. Lots of it. Goes in the color of MDPB, comes out bright green. Thank you poopreport.com. I feel better!

Prs_Hltn (not verified) -- 03.02.2008

This taste good, i just got a 20 ounce down thanks to this site
i love it
no poop yet

John Stewart (not verified) -- 04.10.2008

I drank a six pack of bottles all in one day without eating.

Poop turned green. Not too green but green

Anonymous C-word (not verified) -- 05.29.2008

Green is the price you pay for something different(and better) than the goofy new combo flavors they are coming up with now. Personally, I wouldn't mind a water-clear grape Dew, but the "experts" can't think that way.

I miss it!

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 06.11.2008

I used to have really bright green poop from eating lots of waffles with tons of syrup. It used to freak me out, but I ended up finding info online that stated it was caused by the food moving through my small intestines too fast, and the green color is the bile. Perhaps this was caused by the huge sugar increase in my diet from the syrup.

Coward mama (not verified) -- 11.09.2008

ew i hate mt.dew but i did it my poop was bright purple i have a wierd kidney disease so its kinda wierd anyway green is my usaul poop color just to let you know i live in Morroco Africa my daddy is the king there so im RICH! I LOVE my poop colors sometimes i get bright pink

Holloster (not verified) -- 11.23.2008

OK i aint got green green crap yet and ive been drikin MDPB ever since it came out

don't look down at it (not verified) -- 04.16.2009

i hate the taste of it but i tried it anyway. dark green, nowhere near florescent. i can't beleive you people convinced me to have a real reason to look at my shit!

Browntown Fog (2) -- 04.19.2009

Didnt do the dew...but 6 cans of grape soda made my poop purple.

JohnnyCrappedCornandIDon'tcare (not verified) -- 05.13.2009

Ladies and GentlePoops - Didn't Doo the Dew (though I love Mtn Dew), but I would strongly suggest this excellent turd-test. When I was little, I ate a very large bag of black licorice candy chews (such as Brachs), and was fascinated that this will INVOKE A MEDIUM TO DARK GREEN TURD! Usually of the Coiled Snake Category Number Two Monster Dropping, but it is a sight to behold. Same color as the top of many shamPOO bottles. I love black licorice, yet sometimes eat it just for this very amazing and educating effect. BTW, it's NOT true that "her shit don't stink." Instead, it's a paint-peeler. Now, go get some black licorice soft candy and eat much of it at once - and enjoy the show later. Thanks for "dropping" by.

tasha is a shit head (not verified) -- 06.21.2009

I have to say that after drinking forty ounces of the mdpb my poop was a rather astonishing color of rainbow. with bits of purple corn in it.

ChiliKahKah (1007) -- 06.22.2009

Green is my report

EmeraldLogs (not verified) -- 08.08.2009

After drinking quite a bit of the horde blue mountain dew, and eating black licorice, the friends I drop off at the pool are thinking about the environment and going green. Bright emerald kelly grass green.

PlutoniumPoop (not verified) -- 09.09.2009

I've been having neon green poop the last few days. I have now found the culprit: 2 bottles of Fierce Grape Gatorade. Thanks PoopReport.Com!

Alliance Poo (not verified) -- 09.10.2009

I'm guessing this stuff is similar to the Alliance(WoW) version of Mountain Dew. I've drank nothing but that the past couple of days and everything that comes out is green.

Fucking Alliance..

That guy (not verified) -- 09.21.2009

I had a huge plate of nachos an october fest beer and a brown ale for dinner last night. I got a grass green poo that was fairly vibrant in color and smelled like the bar area in mexico on a saturday morning.

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