It's my opinion that you are the only one who is obsessed. You're so infatuated (or is it infatulated?) with the fact that there's people whose idea of entertainment differs from yours. I'm a first time poster, long time reader, and I can say from reading so long that the people who post here are intelligent people who have gone through interesting experiences with...well, poop. And who says poop isn’t meant to be shared? Every day people share stories of intimate sexual encounters without shame. So why should others who are looking for a good laugh, or perhaps some way to find closure to an otherwise embarrassing incident, be bound by their inhibitions? And in response to your claims on the falsehood of these stories...We live in a world where on occasion a dead rat shows up in a bag of Ritz crackers, or a severed penis will be lying limply on the side of the road. Is it really so hard to believe that somebody might leave their shit in a cup for some unsuspecting shmo to knock over? “And to think that people put time into a WEB SITE to contribute to this obsession just blows my mind.” You do realize that you’ve been contributing to this site as much as the next person, right? Loosen up. Get the stick outta your ass and release a much needed poo.

I have already spoken out on this subject on other comment sections.

Hmmp is a troublemaker looking for attention. We may even know this person under another handle, who knows.

And who cares.

The old doniker would have gone off and ragged on this prick, but the new doniker doesn't really give a fuck what this asshole thinks.

I enjoy the stories here and sure some stories may be fake and/or exaggerated but I will make that determination...I don't need critics to make up my mind.

Why, even waste your time commneting on a subject you dislike??? Obvisouly you do not like the topic of conversation here, so why stay, why read, there are plenty of people who enjoy this website so i bid you farewell

Hmmp, you and your shameful ass should just mosey on over to a different site if you don't like it here. But, I suspect you DO like it here. You can't resist the urge to read the poop! It shocks and awes you in to some form of denial wherein you feel that you need to critisize.... Just face it - poop is funny!!!

Hmmp, don't be ashamed that your piddly little bunny shit can't compare. If you eat a little more, drink a little more, live a little more and love a little more, one day your feces will inspire you, too.

Hmmp is indeed someone just craving attention. I myself beleive that no matter how repulsive you find a subject, no matter how much you want to critisize it, no matter how much your jelous of it, you shouldn't bother. If you think it's all fake and/or are this severely grossed out by a natural phenomenon, then just DO NOT participate.

As for being "poop obsessed freaks", maybe we are. However, I pity those who are so ashamed of their bodily functions (which cannot, and will not be stopped) that they can't find the humour in it. Even some shameful shitters come here for a release, even if they don't post or contribute. That is indeed how most of us got here. It's how I did.

Hmmp, you should just simply find your way to the poop utopia that would make the world a better place. It's uptight people like you who deny us the ability to be truly happy in a highly ciritisized subject.

After all, there are those who collect (ie) bugs. Atleast we don't keep our old ("dead") poop in a glass on our wall. ;)

Fecal excrement? Isn't that a little redundant?!?!? Anyway, I gotta go take a shitty poop out of my rectal asshole on the bathroom toilet now.

Who is the more obsessive, those of us that talk about poop, or the one that worries about us talking about poop?

Lighten up, dude. Go hit up a greasy truck stop diner, take a crap in the restroom, then come back and tell us all about it.

Feel free to leave out the part about the gloryhole...

Ever since we have been children poop has been funny. What are farts? Farts are Shit without the mess. I think that this individual who is disgusted with the site can simply not enter it. What a dick!

Good grief, some people are really anal, aren't they?

For my money, nothing compares to that feeling of satisfaction you get after a good, big shit--one that really stretches the freeway to NetherNetherLand. And for my further money, nothing compares to taking a good big one in front of a spouse, trusted companion, buddy, girlfriend, boyfriend or relative. Getting down brown is fun and full of adventure. You never really know what's coming out to greet you! Peace and Plop to all my fellow Poopers!

This dude is probably in jr high and I would bet a $100 that he has an AOL account. That's where all the teenaged, snot nosed, just getting pubes, I got my first erection, never been laid, I talk like a gangsta, piece of shit hang out after mommy and daddy go to bed for the night.

We all poop and pee. I figure, what's wrong about reading funny stories about such a mundane bodily function.

BTW, the Boo Berry Poop story was the best I ever read. :-)

I am new to all this. I never liked the messy or smelly part of poop but poop stories are funny. Poop accidents are funny too. Its funny when somebody gets diarreah on vacation or gets constipated and clogs the toilet. It just happens sometimes and its very funny to hear about it.

Wow a section dedicated to me! :) :) For all interested, I come here because i LOVE this site. I found it a couple months ago and thought it was the funniest thing. As for my negative commentary, it stems from the fact that I tried to submit a fake story to Dave, that I worked VERY hard on, only for him to respond telling me it was fake. LOL So I decided to accuse all these stories that get posted to be fake as well. I must admit though, a few of them I really thought were fake. But for the most part I was just trying to be sarcastic. I was hurt that my fake story that i worked so hard on did not get the attention that it deserved. :) LATER

Here's a link to the story:

http://www.poopreport.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=1105

Whathefuh?

No guys I'm just kidding?

But it wasnt even funny.

Now I say hmph. Go hmmp yourself or flood an IRC channel. GRRR. angry sara bear ANGRY! btw. Poop rocks. I honestly believe this and feel very strongly about it. I try and incorporate as much shit talk and other scat related stuff into my daily life as possible. Brownening, as it were. And to have a lamewad come and piss on my parade, well... I'm just not havin it. ARG!

And that's what you get for faking it Hmmp. There are plenty other times in your life when you can get by on faking it Hmmp. School, boobs and orgasms can all be faked without much despair. But poop cannot be faked! Don't be pissing on our parade for those of us who have suffered for our works. Too much effort, embarrassment, and in some cases, psychiatry goes into these poop stories. Be true to your poop Hmmp. Hell hath no fury like a poop scorned Hmmp.

Hey, POOP!

We write about poop for the humor of it, not the sexual gratification that some enjoy (see this weeks coverstory). Even the word Poop is funny, which is why it's a favorite among 3 and 4 year olds (and those of us several times as old as that). If you don't like it, why are you here?

Why do you waste your time on this site if you find it so stupid? Our ideas just differ from yours, it's not a big deal. If you hate poop so much, go look at some site that does interest you.

On another note, poop is funny, and it's OK not to take yourself so seriously.

Anyone who shits knows that the Poopreport crowd are eminently truthful. And my description of PR.com is, 'Its for good ole boys of both genders. The tone is earthy and helpful, not nasty or fetishy. You'll laugh no matter how depressed you are. And some of us have gotten valuable medical advice here, too.'

In many ways, this site is like the old front porch or the courthouse square--a place where regular people congregate, cut the crap, and get real. My only regret is time constraints and lack of funds will keep most of us from ever meeting in person.

OMG. An idea just flashed into my head--and I'll have to tell it quickly because I'm gonna have to run off soon and take my naked morning shit (ha!)--but wouldn't a convention of PR.com reporters be off the bathroom-tiled wall? I think I'll post over on the forums about this. Oops! Gotta go greet the world on my throne! P & P!

I hate people that want to put an outright BAN on shitting!

Poop-nazi.

Poop is a part of our daily lives that we cannot ignore,I feel that the more open minded about this we are the better we can understand ourselves,poop is a social thing for many people and can make us tell a good joke or write a cool song, and if we put sex and violence on TV and obsess with the things that make our world darker,isn't poop one of those things that relieves us of those horrors, arent our childhoods filled with the stupid poop-humor we used to love?Taking a good poop can be a relieving and enlightening experience,and it can become what seems to be a life struggle! we share it with our friends, family, and even strangers we want to share our experiences with to show our appreciation for the art of taking our daily dumps

Hey, hmmp! I just got off the computer to take a giant shit. I estimate it was about ten inches long. It was rounded on one end and sort of broke off in a soggy jagged edge on the other. Half was brown and the other was the color of creamy peanut butter. The front half broke into sections when I hit it with the poo stick. (I had to, it was three inches across and won't go down my pathetic water saving toilet.) The back (with the jagged edge) was one solid hunk of peanut butter. When I pooed it I had to stand up to get it all out. There were no black specks or red tomato skins in this on, just brown chunks. It smelled like pizza sauce, rotten eggs, and spoiled meat in one putrid, cooking for three days in a Florida outhouse dead raccoon. I knew you would appreciate this because you are SUCH a proper, goody-goody, Bible thumping, shit for brains with an IQ lower than dirt.
Anyway, as for your story being turned down and you saying you were just bitter. Get a life! Eat those sour grapes and shit them out. Then maybe you can write a description to us at Poop Report and have a REAL story published!
Blow off!!!!

Putting a stigma on doing a #2 is bad. It would cause people to hold it in out of fear.

This website never fails to bring a smile to my lips and a pert pucker to my poop chute.

When I need a break at work, this is one of my favorite places for a breather (nice deep breath of outhouse air). I figure most of us here have lives, and this is just a pleasant diversion from the day-to-day yaddayadda.

Poop is a fact of life, and to a lot of us, there is humor in basic body functions like pooping and farting. It's great to have a place to unload, de-gass and clear the air, as it were.

I don't care if the stories posted here are true or fiction. It's the creativity and humor behind the behind that counts.

well, if you don't like to read about poop, then how did you find this site?

......UMMMMM... I don't know what to say. I can talk about a boy in my class named Ryan Jones! He is do HOTTT. But my freind Angelina is always up on him, like I can't have a chance with him!!!!

Who gives a shit?!?

yo when you can top 14 pounds of poo at a time call me. for the mean time get a thicker tp for your bunghole

I shit where I want when I want. If my ass smells so what it's my ass. I'm an adult and I wipe it the best I can. So please let me live in peace!!

I'll be right down ma! Gotta go

Hey hmmp, I think you are missing the big picture to this site.

You are looking through your blinders at us as a bunch of loosers who talk about poop all day. Before I get started, how in the world did you find this site, and if you think poop is gross, why did you come here?

I came here to PR to educate others about IBS. I also came here because I felt more comfortable talking about my bathroom habits here, than with my family. Another reason I came here was to overcome my shame of using public bathrooms, and I did overcome my shame thanks to this site. I am not here to talk about the huge shit I have everyday, and describe every little detail of it I am here to share my experiences with IBS, and maybee help someone. I also get a good laugh from this site when I am down. I am going through very tough times right now, and this site lifts my spirits, even though it is about poop.

Poop is not gross, it is a fact of life, but society has been brainwashed to think that poop and pooping is disgusting. Is eating, sleeping, hiccuping, yawning, and crying disgusting?

Can any of you uptight, snot nosed bible thumpers find me a reason that pooping is gross?

I am a sucessfull business man, and have a loving family. Though they are less comfortable about talking about poop, they are coming around. If pooping is so bad, I don't think our creator would have made us to poop.

Lastly, the cultures who are not afraid of poop, tend to be the longest lived cultures. I am referring to the Japaneese and Hunzas in particular. The Hunzas actually use their excrement as fertilizer, yet they routinley live well past the age of 100 (see the January 1973 National Geographic).

In a nutshell, we at PR just might be ahead of our time.
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Watch out for the deadly F4, though he's been gone since '53, he will be back.