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Star Wars Poop Names

Posted 11.13.2002 by PJbrownstuff (60)
Editor's Note: This discussion first appeared on The Poop Forums.

PJbrownstuff says:

What about poop-Star Wars names?

  • Spewbacca (Spewy)
  • Luke Skydumper
  • C3-PU
  • R2-Doo-Doo
  • Storm-Poopers


PJbrownstuff says:

thought of some more:

  • Boba Fart
  • Oh-Be-Want-to-Poopy
  • Han Colon


Di Uhreea says:

  • Jar-Jar Stinks
  • Jabba the Butt
  • Obi-Guano Kenobi
  • Anakin Skyplopper
  • Commode-a (Yoda)
  • Dark Wader (cheesy...I know)


PJbrownstuff says:

  • Darth Sphinctor
  • Emperor Poopitine


Disco Poo says:

  • Princess Lay-a(turd). Ok, that sucked.


Artful Dodger says:

  • Darth Stall
  • Admiral Crapbar (It's a Turd!) -lame internet joke
The Storm Poopers made me laugh. Instead of laser guns, I imagined them running around with giant plungers.


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Tydirium (516) -- 11.13.2002

this is hard... its as if Lucas designed these names specifically to resist poop punning. How about Biggs Fartlighter? And of course the menace of Episode II, the evil Count Dookie.

Barry_Dingle (not verified) -- 11.13.2002

Nude Bumspray

Logray The Ewok (unchanged name)

Lando Foulpissian

Red Three Pilot

Hoth Wampa (unchanged)

Nadoo

The Phantom Menace!

The Force!

The Dark Side!

Break Windu

'roids (droids)

Ass Cloud City

Attack Of the Colons

Wedge Assfiller

PJbrownstuff (60) -- 11.13.2002

I have to say, I collaborated with Mr. Dingle some of my entries. He deserves credit for Storm Poopers. If that one wins, I will give him his poop-glory.

Barry_Dingle (not verified) -- 11.13.2002

Thanks for the props Mr. B., I have one more-Admiral Pooit.

dingleberry (not verified) -- 11.13.2002

sci fi sucks.

Trashcanman (240) -- 11.13.2002

hmm, nothing solid gold yet... but 'Roids was funny.

maybe #2 D2... aww shit, I don't know.

MZ (not verified) -- 11.17.2002

Queen of Nab-Poo

Blowout (not verified) -- 05.08.2003

How about AT-SHATS or super starfish destroyer

The Shit Volcano (3732) -- 12.05.2003

It's not a Star Wars poop name but I've always been fond of "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dung".

Blmberyl (not verified) -- 04.26.2004

I think that George Lucas should change his films back to the way they were when he first released them to the general public and then never change them again.

The Shit Volcano (3732) -- 05.01.2004

I think he should just trash the last two movies he made. The love scene in Attack of the Clowns (yes, I said CLOWNS) was just embarassing. And I didn't even make the movie!!!!

big fat poopy meanie (not verified) -- 07.05.2004

R2 poo-poo

That ass head who sits behind you in class (not verified) -- 11.12.2004

Lando assripin'

Butt Gremlin 2000 (not verified) -- 04.25.2005

The GAS planet of Bespin is under rebel attack, sniff that Tie-farters

Butt Gremlin 2000 (not verified) -- 04.25.2005

Admiral Crackbar, Moff Jerjeplod, Jabba the slut and his jester Salacious bum, Zuckuss-suck ass and many more!

IBS man (not verified) -- 08.03.2005

Death Fart
Anakin CowPieWalker
BrownEye Knight
The ButtFlier Strikes Back! (splash)
Poowie no!

stawarsGirl (not verified) -- 10.04.2005

Count Dooku (Dookie)

The Shit Volcano (3732) -- 10.13.2005

Return of the Poodi

Fart Poopie (1254) -- 10.13.2005

Poodme Amadala (Padme)
Bail Grogana (organa)
Tapooine (tatooine)
Aunt Berdoo (Beru)

Just a few.

The Shit Volcano (3732) -- 10.13.2005

I'm surprised not one has suggested Darth Pooper.

Jabba the Fart (Eh, whatever.)

Lando Cracktheporcelain. (Okay, that was just lame.)

I'm going to stop now.

wonderpance (555) -- 10.13.2005

i was gonna do Darth Pooper! see, i'm not very creative, and just insert "poop" or "poo" somewhere in the name. i do it a lot, usually for people i don't like. but here are my Star Wars names:

Luke Skypooper (or Poopwalker)
Poop Solo
Princess Poopa
R2Dpoop
C3poopO
Mace Winpoop
Poo Poo Binks
Lando Calpoopian
Grand Moff Poopin
Poobacca
Poopi-Wan Kenobi
Senator Poopatine
Poopoo Fett

The Shit Volcano (3732) -- 10.13.2005

Stewbacca
Princess Lay-cable (lame!)
Puke Skyfarter
C3Pee-O
Loada
Stink-Cloud City
Peewoks

The Shit Volcano (3732) -- 10.13.2005

Jar-Fart Stinks

Moss Pilesly Spaceport

The Shit Volcano (3732) -- 10.13.2005

Obi Flung Poo-Nobi (he's the monkey jedi)

Ply-fighter

Bilgepump (1597) -- 10.13.2005

The Death Star-fish?

The Shit Volcano (3732) -- 10.13.2005

The Deg-poo-ba System

The Shit Volcano (3732) -- 01.05.2006

Ooo! Ooo! What about this one.

Poolenium Crapcon

RoboCrap13 (339) -- 04.19.2008

How about the Imperial March?

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