Massive grogans, diarrhea
Chunky vomit or gas.
You'll never have to worry,
With a Briggs under your ass.

I'm not sure corporate would approve it, but it would look good on the side of a commuter bus.

Love my Briggs when I gotta go,
hope they last 75 years mo.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Briggs: The People Behind The People's Behinds.

Shit happens.
Then there's Briggs.

Briggs. We'll take it from here.

Briggs. Make a splash!

Briggs: We handle waste with a human component.

A few possibilities:

Briggs: When you can't hold it, we can.

Briggs: For the flush times in your life.

Briggs: When you've done the deed,
We meet your need.

Briggs: Poop hasn't changed much in 75 years,
And neither have we. Poop on!

Briggs: Because were not Oscar Mayer.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

hmmm...I think I'd have to test drive the Briggs and compare it to the legendary Ferguson.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

IF you buy in toilet other tnat Briggs, you are throwing money down the sewer !

ROFLMAO ! Keep 'em coming. My favorite so far was from An. Corp. Coward - 'shit happens' - I spun it a little,

Briggs - Shit Happens, and you can count on us to be at the bottom of it.

Thanks for includung the link Dave, it was the Case facility located here. Toward the end of my days there, we were still struggling with designs that would carry a respectable load of butt-chum out of the house on 1.6 gal. I don't know how well their products work now, but I always wanted to poop into a Maelstrom. Briggs may afford me an opportunity to do just that, and live to transmit an after-action Poopreport._______
And in the end, the shit you take is equal to the shit you make
GIVE POOS A CHANCE

I picture a commercial where we open of a scene of a man vomiting his guts out into a Briggs with balloons and streamers laying about. Then cut to a scene of a man with a party hat running while holding his cheeks together to get to his Briggs in time before he shits himself.Maybe throw in a long line of ladies in their best Christmas party attire doing the pee pee dance. With the narrative over it being: Briggs: Handling the afterparty for 75 years strong!
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

How about a Mexican burrito festival with only one Briggs available. Title "no problemo".

How about a big, meaty-looking football player sitting on the pot with the slogan: "When the tough get going, they get going on a Briggs and have been for 75 years"? The one that won the contest was super-lame, btw. Who the hell picked the winner?

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An apple a day keeps the ExLax away!

Someone with no imagination. I mean, he couldn't even change the winning slogan to "Seventy-five years bung".

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
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Typical plant politics, the top 2 or 3 in management picked the biggest kiss-up, who was also in management, and might actually have been one of the top 2 or 3, it was the late 80's and I can't recall exactly but I never understood why they solicited for it and then pick that generic shit. Of course, anticipating this, most contributions were seriously off color at best.

Park your ass on a Briggs
When nature calls
but stand up before flushing
or risk losing your balls
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And in the end, the shit you take is equal to the shit you make
GIVE POOS A CHANCE

Life is a bowl of cherries. -keeping yours from backing up for 75 years!

Briggs! The Bing of toilets!

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To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.