Dreaming About Poop
I very rarely have dreams involving poop or pooping, but last night I did. In my dream, I was supposedly at work. I work in a school in real life, and my dream workplace was a school of sorts with long halls; elderly people were sitting at wide intervals, quietly knitting but watching over things, and I could hear the distant sounds of children.
I felt the familiar tug of pressure at my rear, so I went to the nearest toilet, which was right out there in the hall, quite near to where an elderly lady was reading the newspaper. As I walked past her to the toilet, she grimaced a smile at me and turned back to the paper. The toilet was maybe eight feet away from her, across the hall and forward a bit.
Reaching the toilet, I turned around, dropped trousers and undies, and sat down for the task at hand. Quite aware of the lady across the way, I pushed discreetly, and was eventually rewarded with three distinct but discreet plunks. Upon rising from the toilet (I do not remember wiping), I restored my clothes. I nodded to the lady, who simpered for an instant and resumed reading. I turned around to flush.
There in the toilet were three turds (Three Turds in the Toilet — wasn't that a Sixties song?) that were light brown and of decent size and consistency. I hit the flush mechanism and discovered a new meaning for the expression ‘silent but deadly’. The flush was absolutely noiseless, but the water rose menacingly, finally reaching the top of the rim. There was no seat; did I mention that? As the water crested the rim, a smallish, lozenge-shaped turd slowly followed the current over the side and dropped toward the light blue, shagged carpeted floor.
Immediately, I turned and walked away – not hurrying, not saying good-bye to the lady with the paper, and just walking steadily elsewhere. I envisioned my other two turds also breasting the barrier and curling down the rapids, to then land on the carpet. As I reached the hall that led toward my own classroom, I encountered a dead end with three locked doors, each with the picture of one of my turds on it. It was then that I woke up.
Does anyone else have poop or pooping dreams?