A Spoonful Of Oil?
Perhaps you've ready Motherload's advice today to make sure you've got oil in your diet. This letter by GrandMasterCrap takes it one step further.
"I have found that certain foods promote a smooth and debris-free wiping experience. I recommend eating more fruit and fiber. Preferably more apples and bananas -- these seem to add a certain smooth quality to the release of a proud little pool splasher.
"Additionally, I would like to recommend that all of you dutiful crappers ingest one or two teaspoons of light, virgin olive oil. This will take away the burning, sticky peanut butter craps, which make for a very disappointing wipe encounter!"
PoopReporters, this sounds like a good experiment. Anyone willing to try? Tell us if you're doing it, and tell us what happens when it comes out.