It seemed to be a continuous length as it emerged, but on peering into the pan it had broken into at least five floaters, each approximately 6" long.

There may have been another couple of lengths trapped under the makeshift raft, but I was in no mood to investigate further.

Everything started out as usual for me, but without warning, quickly changed over to goop.

If not for the messy finish, it would have been a massive poo.
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"Two percent of the population think; three percent of the population think they think, and 95 percent of the population would rather die than think."

I am still waiting on mine havent had the four glasses of ice cold water necessary for this event! I have been taking some really solid massive shits lately. OH and I have discovered that dried apricots are wayyy better tasting than prunes AND have the same effect along with some really amazingly deep intestinal farts.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

Thanksgiving always seems to irritate my IBS.
Yes, it is possible to irritate a condition that has "irritated" in its name. I will no doubt continue to play rectal russian roulette for the next 24 hours or so. I have spent so much time on the can that i have composed a short poem about my Thanksgiving.

Yesterday I ate the bird,
Today I'll launch a nasty turd.
Stuffing, gravy and corn bread too,
Have all turned in to turkey stew.
Thats it for now, I'm all done shittin,
Damn, no toilet paper. Anybody got a kitten?

Actually that line turkey stew should probably be replaced by Fecal stew! But its still GOLDEN prairie GOLDEN.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

Thank you sir. It was a bit corny though.

Size was normal, today...but the stench!!! Good Lord, what the fuck did I eat? I don't think that cat was quite cooked through...

Hmmmm just a little nugget or two. Slight concern here, I am eyeing those apricots although they do have nasty effects. Hey maybe we should declare this BROWN FRIDAY here at poop report! Dave can we get an official call here on this. Would you allow the DAY after thanksgiving officially here at poopreport to be called BROWN FRIDAY?
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

Nothing happening today yet, but I got my dose of dried peaches exceptionally late last night.

Turkey with all of the fixings has never bothered me, even when I eat an obscene amount of it. The dogs' digestive tracts just couldn't seem to handle it.

The pumpkin pie, which I enjoy immensely, always made me wonder. It always looked to me like someone released some liqui-poo into a pie shell. When I finally decided to close my eyes and try it in my 30's, I discovered that I really like it.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Well then Deja, you'd most likely enjoy sweet potato pie, too.

We make both every year.

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I scored a hat trick.Two poops at home before leaving for work and one poop on a stainless steel bowl on The Staten Island Ferry.

Brown Friday!!! That's perfect.

I found this site searching today about huge poops, because of the demon that I excreted today. I could swear it was screaming - I know I almost did. Today was the biggest poop I've ever had. That's not an exaggeration - its fact. But I'm only 18, so I've got a while to catch up. ;)

Didn't get my first poop until today. (Have been constipated.) The thing filled the bowl and smelled like baby diapers thanks to my mother's classic turkey stuffing. Somehow I had to stop and wonder about the leftovers we ate today, but that's another story.

BTW, thanks Dave! Everything is working again.

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Beware the shitticane. Election, 2008.

Well, my wife and I are vegetarians..but that doesn't mean we don't suffer the post feast pains! Instead of turkey, my wife whipped up a seriously carb heavy meal of stuffing, bread pudding, and squash that has been killing me ever since. I have never shat so much without having diarrhea, and have never had such cramps without a serious stomach bug. The shit is not liquishit....it is solid as any shit but there are copious amounts of it. I am going every hour with no end in sight....

Thirty five minutes on the dot. Unfortunately, my anus has bubbles on it that are festering a white fatty substance that smell like rotting pus.

Thank you Merc. I had to throw away my leftover creamed pearl onions.

Thanksgiving meal was excellent and traditional. Next day I had 3 bowel movements a few hours apart, all large and satisfying, one of them including 2 separate waves or impulses of poop (as in a recent poll). Yesterday I thought I would be "pooped out" because of the three movements on Friday, but I still had an excellent movement around 10 a.m.--soft but well formed and voluminous. I had shredded wheat (2 biscuits) with wheat germ for yesterday's breakfast, so I am looking forward to a good movement this morning.

I went to an italian restaurant for a thanksgiving dinner buffet. They had the turkey and fixings plus an Italian Thanksgiving dinner staple: eggplant parm. The eggplant parm was delicious, but you know what eggplant parm does to a person. It's been rough these last few days.

Had a non-traditional thanksgiving repast of steak tacos, refried beans, and lots of cheese and salsa ranchera (hot!) over all. Next day's mid-afternoon poop was delightful: one of those cobra coils at the bottom of the bowl! Nothing like Mexican food to make great end-product. I've gotten kinda tired of dry, bland turkey over the years and usually eat something else. Turkey white meat is dry enough to slow down your transit time and make really large, solid logs that can be rough to pass (gopher-head stage can take a while, big, end-heavy club-shaped poops, ouch!). Happy crapping to all! ----Captain Craptastic!!!

Big, 10 hour flight tomorrow AM, so I'm glad the traditional Thanksgiving + leftovers won't leave a telltale brown path on the unmentionables.

It took a while but was well worth the wait. Nice texture and marbling, good length -solid. Some green from the artificial coloring in a grape soda I had. Preceded by hours worth of 'pre-poo' farts which have a telltale smell. All in all - a good dump.

I didn't have my first amassing of the troops until Friday evening. It was a horrible, sticky, smelly shituation.

I do believe the macaroni and cheese casserole began planning its revenge when I called it runny.

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Hey! That's my robe!

Nothing all that great during the weekend, but after gorging myself on leftovers (especially turkey, stuffing, and the cream cheese stuffed celery), Monday morning I gave birth to a massive, python shaped log. About 18 inches of sheer bliss.

It's the holiday season. Got to get that digestive track in shape.

I was actually constipated for a few days. Afterwards and after a few faild attempts to bust out the bricks, I managed to pinch of a few here and there. Light brown small and pastey and hard to push . Not one of my more enjoyable dumps. Apricots huh? Ill have to try them out. I'm about back to normal today.