Main sources of income - logging and guano mining.

Seven years of running this site, and I still don't know what kinds of content people will enjoy and what kinds of content people will completely ignore.

You know, this would be funner if we had some way to label a map with the islands, all looking like little poos, with our ideas.
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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

I happen to agree with Daphne its a little hard to envision without a map. I do know that ONE of our national security codes SHOULD DEFINITELY be CODE BROWN but should there be levels of this code?
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

Weather patterns...can we include a shit storm?
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Assaulting toilets since 1977!

Well, I was thinking about this...........

If we could get an island group set up (I could draw one easily on Paint) and then upload it, maybe people could save it to their computer, draw their contribution, and send it back to me or Dave, who would rehost it on this page, and update it as much as possible. The only problem is that if two people draw and send at the same time, one of the versions would have to be booted.

Hey, Dave, is there any way we could do something like this on this page? Interactive add to a map?

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

What would their gross national product (gnp) be?....... Has anybody out there considered developing a poop crossword puzzle? I love solving them, but probably would not be good at making one (nor would I know how to get one onto this site). I have noticed a lot of talent in this forum, and I am sure for some of you this would be easy as shit. Just a thought.

the gnp. come on man. i'm majoring in economics and thats just dumb. i didnt sign in.
maybe there should be a shithead president there too?

There are 4 main ethnic groups inhabiting the archipelago, who grudgingly get on with each other.

They are, in order of greatest self importance: Analites, Grogans, Sphincterines and Coprolites.

The national dress is brown dungarees, worn commando style.

Main agricultural export: corn.

Main source of energy? Methane...duh.

Official language: Crapanese
Religious sect: Shitite Muslim
National Anthem: Brown Eye Girl

Bunga, you can unban me any day now.

International Phone Area Code: (2)222
Main Highway: Hershey
Capital City: Doo Orleans
Capital City Elevation: 2 Feet above pee level
Separatist groups: Dingleberries and Willnots
Last war: 200 Smears War
Unit of Currency: Dookat

The President of Fekos is T P Tudsplatt, leader of the Farshits Party which is very nationalistic, and pretty far right in attitude.

He dresses in white uniforms with an abundance of decorations. He rules ruthlessly and uncompromisingly. He is intolerant, outspoken and generally very frank to the point of rudeness in his comments to critics.

He lives in great splendour in the Crapitol Building in Doo Orleans.

His wives have tended to file for divorce within 3 months of marriage.

The Poo-niversity of Fekos offers multiple degree levels:
A.S. Almost Shite
B.S. Big Shite
M.S. Massive Shite
Ph.D. Piled Higher and Deeper

The most popular majors are proctology and compooter programming.
The school colors are Brown, White, and Yellow.
The mascot is "Douce" the Dung Beetle.
The campus is located in the town of Parcho.
"GO BEETLES!!!!"

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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

National sport/hobby - potholing.

There are many exciting caverns to explore on the Fekos, some old favourites, some never penetrated before.

A common past-time for the islanders is the whole family taking part in some communal potholing. It can be a demanding sport, and many folk are stretched to their limits.

Johnson Spendings, editor of Potholer Monthly, commented recently, "Some of our deeper passages can become quite wet and convoluted; the stalagtites and stalagmites don`t help either. One`s equipment can become filthy after a few forays, but that`s what we love about our Fekol potholing."

NFL Team Name...... The Fekos Brown

National Movie..... The Groove Tube, sponsored by Brown 25