Pooping Health: Ask The Poodiatrist

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Detailed Reports by Motherload


GENERAL POOP


How Poop Works: A Tour Of The Factory


------ posted 8.31.02006

Detailed Reports by the late Poonurse


DISEASES


Diverticulosis & Diverticulitis


------ posted 6.22.02004



DISEASES


Irritable Bowel Syndrome: Attack Of The Groans


------ posted 3.31.02004



CONSTIPATION


Rabbit Pellet Poop


------ posted 2.6.02004




GENERAL POOP


Floating And Sinking Poop


------ posted 5.6.02004



COPROPHAGIA


Finger-lickin' Good


------ posted 2.27.02004



DIARRHEA


Diarrhea On My Mind


------ posted 1.21.02004



Detailed Reports by the late Dr. Adams


CONSTIPATION


A Poopless Month


------ posted 9.16.02003



GENERAL POOP


Why Do We Pee When Pooping?


------ posted 8.7.02003


FOOD AND DIET


Alcohol And Squirts


------ posted 8.29.02003



FOOD AND DIET


Corn In The Poop


------ posted 6.25.02003


THE POOP HEALTH KNOWLEDGE BASE

(bold links denote in-depth response)


GENERAL POOP KNOWLEDGE

· scratch and dent

· my kid's white poop

· sometimes runny, sometimes solid, always hurting

· always feeling the urge

· giant poops from a normal rectum

· skin in poop

· How Poop Works: A Tour Of The Factory

· floaters until recently

· can you feel poo from the outside?

· chemical composition of poop

· floating poop

· floating and sinking poop

· how long can poop accumulate?

· how long for food to be poop?

· pooping longer when you become a teen?

· poop in the womb

· sudden floater

· tell me about poop

· what happens when you hold poop in?

· what causes giant logs?

· why does poop smell?

· why do we pee when pooping?


PHYSICAL AILMENTS

· flintstones and rubble

· poop health with severe neurological problems

· red lump near ground zero

· bump like a swollen marble

· periodic poop attacks

· blackish-brownish-whitish lumps

· fecal vomiting. yes, fecal vomiting

· chemical butt smell

· bizarre anal mucus

· burning, and white "stuff"

· can you vomit poop?

· does constipation lead to diarrhea?

· explosive, brackish poop

· infrequent and immense BMs

· itchy and lumpy anus

· itchy itchy itchy

· lifelong anal mucus

· little white balls in my poop

· male toxic shock syndrome

· monster logs after childbirth

· mucus, sure. but EXTRA mucus?

· my poop is flat

· need to get rid of stinky breath & farts

· periods and pooing

· poop won't go all the way out

· suddenly i'm pooping a lot more

· thick yellow butt foam

· why is my poop so big?


PSYCHOLOGICAL AILMENTS

· child playing with poop

· stress and bowel habits

· agraphobia? or some poop/psych disease?

· dangers of ass fingering

· finger-lickin' good

· kid mimicking dog eating poop

· masturbating-with-poop fetish

· my girlfriend won't/can't poop away from home

· my kid refuses to go

· my little farting unladylike daughter

· psychological abuse, physical trouble

· twelve-year-old uncontrollable pants pooping


FOOD AND DIET ISSUES

· sticky poop and brown rice

· protein and big poop

· mucus, blood and alcohol

· beer and poop: why is there a correlation?

· could vegetarianism change my poop?

· tomato skin and other surprises

· alcohol and squirts

· corn in the poop

· from eating to pooping: fifteen minutes

· how does spicy food cause the shits?

· how's my diet?

· poop on the South Beach diet

· the effect of certain foods

· tomato skin and other red bits

· when i sobered up, my poop got boring


CONSTIPATION

· will cleansing help constipation?

· my poor constipated son

· can surgery or antibiotics change your poop?

· does constipation really hurt you?

· health risks from manual disimpaction?

· should i push? should i grab it? should i wait?

· weeks without a poop

· a poopless month

· bizarrly clayish poop and excedrin

· constant pain from constipation

· constipation, pain, vomiting

· poop pellets. problem?

· rabbit pellet poop

· sudden clogging

· vicodin problems


DIARRHEA

· antibiotics make it solid

· diarrhea on my mind

· endless diarrhea

· oral antibiotics and diarrhea

· post gallbladderectomy soft-serve

· tarry, yellow, instant trots


POOP COLOR

· algae-esque matter in my poop

· black and tan

· black tongue and blue poop

· green after surgery

· green poop and stomachaches

· i swallow, and then my poop is green

· weed turns my poop green


BLOOD IN THE POOP (go to the doctor!)

· leaky, bloody, but not the usual suspects

· blood in poop -- food poisoning?

· butt blood

· constipated, and only blood comes out

· hemmorhoids and bleeding

· lighter stool, blood

· poop always makes me bleed

· recurring blood in poop


WIPING ISSUES

· asscrackitis: chapped, cracking ass

· bung blood: cut and chafe

· can't wipe, can't afford a bidet...

· did i stretch my anus?

· endless wiping

· itchy ass crack

· my butt is leaky

· why do I wipe so much?


BOWEL DISEASES AND ISSUES

· loud, incessant intestinal rumbles: what do they mean?

· cauterizing your hemorrhoids?

· pain pills and stomach pain

· could they be... eggs???

· dark red, mucousy, bad cramps

· when hemorrhoid medicine doesn't work

· what do you do with a problem like an anorectal abscess?

· oozing butt: is it related to giving birth?

· white on the hair and on the crack

· hole in my butt

· white worm things

· raw vegetable allergy

· dull stomach pain, lots of poop

· explosive post-menopausal diarrhea

· hemorrhoidal aneurism

· how long can you safely sit?

· hyperactive pooping, passing everything

· irritable bowel syndrome and discoloration

· irritable bowel syndrome: attack of the groans

· more about marathons and IBS

· my ass really, really, really smells

· my ass the salad shooter

· my stomach is too loud

· slow, painful, sensitive pooping

· running while running


STAYING HEALTHY

· crack quackery

· hemo-stats

· low-carb diets

· colitis, diverticulitis, oh my!

· kefir?

· thoughts on colon cleansing

· can enemas feel too good?

· dulcolax enema

· pill or liquid laxatives?

· some details on colonics

· stopped smoking, started stinking

· tap water enemas

· the truth behind colonics


FARTING

· Is it unhealthy not to fart?

· the PSI of farts

· uncontrollable farting: myth or reality?


URINE

· orange pee

· urine therapy?


POOP TRIVIA

· what happens to stomach acid?

· does nasal drip reappear in your poop?

· poop smells like mothballs

· gum in stomach

· a tooth in the poop

· calories per crap

· harm in eating poop?

· how many sphincters do we have?

· pooping on the deathbed

· swallowing gum

· the magical mythical p-spot

· what is a poop doctor called?


RIDICULOUS QUESTIONS


· does vodka cure farts?

· do you need to wash urine off?

· a thinly-disguised ploy to hit on Poonurse

· ate poop, feels sick

· can you poop if your butt's asleep?

· health causing dirty bowl?

· help me bring forth the virgin of guadalpoop

· how did you get so smart, Dr. Adams?

· how to wash your hands

· laxative in brownies

· my foot hurts when i pee

· that new book smell makes me poop

· troubles on long nursing shifts?

· what to do with used colostomy bags

· who are you, poonurse?

· will my poops pop my ass zits?







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