Alcohol And Squirts?

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Dear Poopreport,

Why is crap so watery and fluid-like after a night of drinking? Bud mud or beer shit. Southern Comfort will really twist up your guts -- sometimes I use almost an entire roll of paper. Should I stop drinking or eat more fiber?

-- Insane Wayne



The answer is relatively straightforward: Alcohol is a toxin, and is toxic to the human body in even moderate amounts.

While we may have a few drinks and not feel anything, our body certainly takes notice of the alcohol. Alcohol is toxic to any area of the body that it touches -- from the point where it comes in contact with the oral cavity and is swallowed, down the esophagus, and into the stomach, alcohol is poisonous to cells and tissues of these parts of the digestive system.

The absorption of alcohol begins in the stomach and continues in the small intestine, where the bulk of the alcohol is absorbed. As the intestinal cells absorb the alcohol, the toxicity causes these cells to lose their ability to absorb water, and some cells even die. The cell injury and death leads to an outpouring of fluid from the intestinal lining, which is in turn poorly absorbed.

The end result is large volume secretory diarrhea. The diarrhea usually lasts for several hours until the alcohol is detoxified and removed from the digestive system.

Diarrhea after the consumption of alcohol is not a universal side effect. Many of us who drink do not have episodes of diarrhea afterwards. Why this occurs in some and not others is most likely related to the sensitivity of our individual digestive systems to alcohol, along with the amount of alcohol consumed. Furthermore, other kinds of food and drink can certainly cause and/or worsen diarrhea that was already caused by alcohol.

Does this mean we should never drink alcohol? No. Alcohol has been shown to have many beneficial effects throughout our bodies. However, I want to emphasize that alcohol is toxic -- it kills millions of people in the world every year, and should be consumed in small amounts with responsibility, moderation, and respect. Even by PoopReporters.

Best wishes,

Dr. Adams

Dr. Adams is a resident in the Department of Internal Medicine at North Shore University Hopsital in Manhasset, NY. Got a question for him?

258 Comments on "Alcohol And Squirts?"

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After looking back over this particular comment thread, I've decided that drinking also cripples the pinkies, thus resulting in an inability to hit the caps buttons on a computer.


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This is why I don't drink. I just drive others to drink. At least this is what my wife says...

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Dysentary: Having the squirts for a prolonged period of time can cause dehydradion. I would stop drinking, make an appointment with the doc and get everything checked out. Better safe than sorry.

I recently cut way the heck back on drinking, and now more often than not have solid turds again. Whiskey gives me the morning shits then by the evening everything is a-ok in that department.

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Daphne, the booze may explain the pinky problem, BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN THEY CAN'T TAKE THE CAPS OFF?

What causes that?

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this has REALLY helped! i get this shits everytime i drink, i guess i do toooo much. eggh but i love it.

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So it's not just me who has this problem then. Good to know. I had been just fine drinking - even bingeing now and then with the boys; however, ever since I turned 29 or so, I'm seriously unwell after drinking, even only a modest three beers or one glass of wine on a healthy, full stomach. I have serious evacuation issues. My stomach doesn't like the booze but my brain sure does. I've had to reconcile the two recently. I'm no longer a drinker for health reasons. To those who can still imbibe, all I can say is count your lucky stars.

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I have had this problem for more than 8 years. Two or more drinks of any thing and there is trouble. I'm 43 and just quit drinking for health reasons. I swear I've almost died from alot to drink and very hot spicy food. Live to learn and learn to live.

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I went to college in Milwaukee. There is a place there called Real Chili. When I tell you if you get their chili to go it literally leaks thru the styrofoam container its NO LIE this stuff is LETHAL. Combine THAT with a night of drinking. Let me tell you if you are too drunk to order be careful,some people think its funny to order for you and they always get the chili of the FIVE alarm variety. This not only produces shits of biblical proportions, it also produces DAYS worth of LASER farts that burn holes in your sheets and in your shorts. It was and probably still is quite the place!
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That sounds delicious! Could I get a splash of Tabasco on top of that, please? Yum.

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yeah the whole shit thing really bothered me too! until i found the CURE, well atleast for me. good ole 1800 tequila! !!!GODSEND!!!
found something that gives me no hangover or squirts!

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I used to drink an assload...every day for weeks at a time....got the bud-mud from drinking excessively. Now I have IBS, and shit all the time...Can binge drinking all the time for several years cause this? I'm only 25...
However, i like to throw my farts at my girlfriend.......hahahaha

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I'm wondering why having a few belts the day after seems to "cure" the wateriness (until the next morning)
Doc?

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Hi Doc,
31 yo, I admit I drink about 6-8 glasses of wine per night. I constantly have the runs. I take metamucil but it doesn't help. I'm worried about bowel cancer. do you think it may just be the wine?

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This question would be best handled in the hands of a professional wino. Me.

Your answer is yes. The wine is definitely giving you the runs.
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Okay, I thought I was the only one with this problem. But it isnt the next day for me, as soon as I drink a sip of wine I have to run to a bathrooom and the poop explodes out of me. I drink every other day, about a bottle of wine. Is it time to give up the booze?

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banrigh, Nope keep boozing. This too shall pass. Then normal poops.
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man oh man...i sure am drunk...however, the mad fecal matter that will go down down down like a burning ring of fire has more to do with the half bottle of tapatio i put on my chicken enchilada. so good man. im sure the 6 heinis amd the 3 vodka tonics dont help though. The moral of the story: of your sttill reading this your are simple, or as drunk as i am. And I would like to be your dear friend...so lonley...

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I have just spent 15 mins reading all the comments (and been for an ass blast twice in that time..) I'm not sure that I have cured anything but i laughed so hard i nearly shit myself! Ive suffered with this for about 8years and boy is it getting wearing. I keep saying ill give up the beer for a bit to see if it is that which causes it but i cant seem to manage more than 1/2 day without a pint. Maybe the squirts isnt my only issue..... haha keep smiling.

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I drank a few drinks that were made with some Midori and blue Curacao last night. It stained my poop green! But that's way better than when I drink vodka and my shit smells so bad. I don't know why, but vodka makes it so stinky. Nothing else does it to me.

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I'm a pothead so I don't drink, but I might just go out and get a bottle of vodka to experience the infamous beer shits. Sounds better than a bum rush from a mc d's sausage egg and cheese!

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I slowed down from 4 or 5 times a week of drinkin heavey. To once or twice and often have two beers instead of 12 and guess what? Shits be gone! Suddenly fiber and eating right and exercise are not so uncool. As long as I moderate to the extream I think I can have a few good Ice cold brews we so love & admire. What do you think?

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I've always wondered why alcohol affects the smell of my output so much. Whether it's a beer or a couple of glasses of wine the next day I tend to make rather stink when the time comes to have a #2. drug rehab in california

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I also suffer from this problem, are there any cures????

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This never used to be a problem for me, but it has become one. I stopped drinking while pregnant and breastfeeding (duh), but now even one drink will leave me with horrible cramps, foul gas and diarrhea for the next 24 hours. More than one drink and you can add vomiting to the list. It really sucks... I'm not a heavy drinker and I would like to be able to go out a couple times/year and not ruin the next day or two for myself.

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so i have read all of these and realized that only onne pperson has posted a CURE for the diharrea problem. for me, Jose Cuervo (tequila) gives me NO hang over or diharrea. and thats saying a lot, considering that i get the squirts from most all types of alcohol. the one night that i had Jose Cuervo, i was expecting to have some narly shits the next morning, but even though i had a TON of it that night, i had no sort of stomach pains the next morning.. so give that a try. PATRONE on the other hand.. did give me the shits. i only trust good old Jose Cuervo.

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Oh man does this topic touch home (and cotton). I've been having the Hell Squirts off and on for some time, but I had already figured out it was related to my drinking. I'm only 21 and other forms of liquor don't seem to do too bad, plus if I eat a good amount of real food (non-gas station or McDonald's level garbage) it stifles the effect. However on my normal diet and not eating a ton most days, the vodka gets my guts twisted like a copper wire in a hurricane. Unfortunately it's the alcohol I love most too. Grey Goose always lets me have it but I just got some Stoli Elit - may God help my culo.

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TidalSpiral - What?


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TidalSpiral, you might have a problem with grain alcohol. Try a good Polish potato vodka, and report back with the results.

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If anything has come out of reading this discussion board it is that I must endevour to try new varietals of alcohol. I too am one of those 30+ year olds who has always consumed large quantites of alcohol without a drama... up until recently. At first I thought it was rum-bum... so I kissed goodbye to the rum. But then champagne, port... you name it. Its great to hear Im not alone and that my liver's not packing up on me.

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I'm glad I've cut way back on the booze too. With my angry bowels and the lactose intolerance in full swing, any kind of liquor just adds fuel to the fire. It may take people many years and lots of stained shorts to come to this conclusion, but sooner or later we all poop ourselves.

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Shitwit, just do what I did. Install a mini bar above the toilet.

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Doc I am a 22 year old heavy drinker and I shit dirty green waste into the toilet after long nights of drinking dry bourbon and tequila. I had some really cheap Tequila last night and now I am farting and my ass is leaking. I have been on the toilet for hours. But I think that it might be due to the fifteen dollars worth of Taco Bell I ate after 6 shots of Pepe Lopez. Help me Doc!

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Stop drinking? I prefer to stop shitting.

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I've been a heavy drinker since i was 16, most of the time cheap malt liquor(about 5pints of 8.5 a day) since i cant hold a job due to my alc intake lol. ive got this for the last 3 years but when i do stop drinking for more then 2-3days it goes back to normal.

i also sometimes get throw up in the same constant squirting, for up to 12hrs at a time sometimes, and it has the same traces of yellow bile my shit does, sometimes my shit goes BLACK to lol, thats never fun to see. no odd smells tho :) , 90% of the time anyways.

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Well after a night out and heavy drinking session. ove vodka i always get th e runs but also a foostie smell as well. I also sweat really bad below the waist. Any help? Cheers

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I'm only 22 but have always been more a pothead than a boozer, and maybe I should stay that way. We bought a keg of Amber Bock this weekend since the beer stores are closed on Sunday and we didn't want to run out. I only weigh about 100 lbs, and drank quite a few beers, and now I literally can't even stop swearing and whining enough to read on the pot! It's AWFUL! The majority of these posts being from 30+ people makes me wonder if my body is just not designed for alcohol. This happens almost EVERY TIME I get drunk! Tipsy, I'm okay. Drunk, I'm shitting everywhere. I'm also poop shy so I just have to pray my boyfriend is asleep and I can creep downstairs.

Time to go poop again. :( My asshole is on fire.

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This secretion thing just happened to me this morning, after a hard night of drinking. I'm a really big guy who is 17 years old and can drink more than anyone I know. I drank something like 1.5 L of different 40% alcohols last night and passed out. I have several questions for you doctor: I have heard of being able to increase one's tolerance through consumption, is this attributed to the killing of bowel cells? If so, could I be able to drink so much because I have a weak/damaged intestine? Am I in danger if this is happening at such a young age? How will I know if my cells have been killed? Will they regenerate over time and if so, how long do I need to go without alcohol?

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Max, if your post is true, then you've got bigger problems that your bowel cells sloughing off. Drinking that much at your stated age puts you in a position to have serious alcohol troubles later on in life. Serious. Like alcoholic troubles.

I'd recommend taking a break just to see if you can. I'm 39 and love to drink. Just love it. Put a good bottle of red wine in front of me and it won't last that long. However, it seems that I don't have to worry about things progressing to alcoholism - my drinking has a limit, and over the years, I've realized that it always stops before getting to a point where I honestly worry. Not everyone is that lucky. And many people who start drinking as young as you become hard core drinkers and end up addicted, lifelong alcoholics.

I'm not saying that you're one of them, I'm saying that by drinking this early, you're increasing the odds of becoming a drunk tenfold. By the way, I cannot take pain killers. I am a hard core pain killer addict and have very little control over them. When I broke my foot a few years ago, I could not take pain meds because I would have gotten hooked again. That's my burden. It's something I have to deal with every time I get injured. Honestly dealing with it - my addiction - is important.

Please take care of yourself and give your body a break from the booze. If you find yourself obsessing over it or wanting to drink really bad, talk to someone. If not, then good. Your organs (brain, liver, stomach) have to last you a long, long life hopefully. Take care of them! Big hug.


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wow i thought i was the only one. i'm like, "i drink alot, and now i poop liquid-y.... wonder if it's related" apparently so. i really want to cut down on the drinking, it's not even like i get drunk every day, but i just need a few drinks to get me by...

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If a lack of intestinal bateria is what is giving you the runs I offer the following remedy. Next time you overindulge just stop at a hobo incampment on your way home and offer some bum a rim job.

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I've only recently had this problem surface too. I'm 25 and have been drinking anywhere from 1 to 5 drinks a day since I was 21 and only had these sort of intestinal problems arise over the past year.

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What if you might be lactose intolerant and/or a heavy drinker, but you can't give up dairy or alcohol. How do you figure out what the problem is?

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Then you know what the problem is - you don't care enough about your health to stop drinking for a week or two.

Don't think I'm judging you, because I'm not. I am a wino. I love a good buzz and will always have a little wine with dinner, even if I'm 99 and have to sip it through a straw.

What I'm saying is that you have a conscious choice to either chose
1.) your health
2.) your buzz

Make up your mind to get through 2 weeks without each thing, one at a time, and ask people for help - your friends, family. You can substitute soy milk for regular milk during those 2 weeks and at least get your cereal fix on.

Oh, what do you drink that has alcohol? If it's beer, you might not be allergic to alcohol, but beer. Some people can drink wine and liquor, but not beer because of the hops or wheat.


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I usually go 3 or 4 days without going number 2 and then i plug the toilet. I have tried eating more whole wheat and fruit and it doesn't seem to help. Any suggestions?

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I never had a problem until I STOPPED drinking every night. Before, if I had super duper heavy night drinking, I could just count on a really great shit the next morning and maybe a minimal hangover. Now, I drink like two beers and I'm immediately shitting and continue for the rest of the night and following day. And they're the kind of watery shits that don't give you much warning. Yeah. But I just make sure all of my drinking takes place within a 15 foot radius from a washroom. And no funny business...anymore.

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You are right.. I noticed it too. Well, I suppose after a long night of drinking, not eating, and again, only drinking, what could we get out?!

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First of all, I LOVE the names of the commenters on this site!! And am so happy to know that i am not alone with this dilemma. The explaination from the good Dr. is so great to have in mind. It is the yin to the yan or the pain in response to the pleasure. I am not stopping, just know that it is gonna happen. Keep on poopin!

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I drank last night and I awoke with a hangover and a serious stomach churning. I came to work and shit all over the toilet and everything and it was muddy. It smelled like a sewer too.

I have been farting and sharting all day and my coworkers are complaining and think something died in the office. What do I do?

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Stinky...you poor ignorant slob, how did you get this far in life without developing a good, solid, go-to scapegoat? Until you do, there is an answer, albeit temporary. Blame it on the fat guy.
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some of the fart i fart are out of control. my friends can't even hang out with me. when i shit diarhhea... i fill up the whole toilet boil right to the top.

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Is there anything that can be done to prevent getting diarrhea after drinking? i used to drink all the time and mix tons of alcohols and what not and nothing ever happened... but lately i have been getting ABOMINABLE diarrhea after like one or two drinks. what gives? how can i stop it???

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The answer is so ridiculously simple, Tina. Don't drink. Jab heroin into your eyeballs instead.
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Dude, everyone gets the shits from drinking. If you dont, you're weird.
One time i had the flu, and really didn't eat much of anything for like weeks...becasuse i had the flu...but then i started to get better so my friends thought it would be a good idea to go drinking. I had some LIT's and a salad....OHHH MAN DID I PAY FOR THAT. Literally i thought i was going to shit my pants. Thank GOD we lived only a few mintues away (cause i have this thing where i CANNOT poop in a public restroom). I got home just in time. Swear to God i pooped that entire salad back out.

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The alcohol shits are the only thing I look forward to the next day. Between slow and embarrassing recollection of regrettable things I said and did, puking, and trying to get a ride back to my car in that condition, that great big poop always gives me just a little albiet temporary relief.

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that would make more sense if I used some punctuation...

"little, albiet temporary, relief."

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Are you making fun of me?

Little Albiet Temporary-Relief

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Man I had a party and was taken shots after shots of New Amsterdam that 80 proof and the next day I felt my stomage drop and it was on like donkey kong...really...I mean I felt bad...but next week-end its the same thing!

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oh man, i had a heavy night out 2 nights ago. i've been spit-firing outa my ass ever since. i go for a shit then i wipe it clean, i must use half a roll it's so messy. by the end i'm in agony and there's blood on the tissue cos it's so sore. then as i try to stand up i fart and more shit comes squirting out. now im running out of shit roll and i cant leave the house to buy more cos im not stop shitting. how do i make it stop?!!!!!

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you gave a clear cut ideas about alcohol consumption along with its level that will not affect the human intestine and digestive systems also .thanks for a clear report.
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Why is cows turd also wet and smelly, they dont drink alcohal

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I can drink Vodka all night and get drunk or drink a 6 pack or more, and I don't have the watery poop effect. It just comes out as usual. I usually eat something while drinking, like carbs (bread pasta) , small portion but enough to soak up the alcohol. Cheers!

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I affectionately refer to this condition as LPA (liquid party ass)!:p

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It is not the booze but the collateral things associated with boozing too much. You eat things you would not eat sober, you do things with others you would not do sober, you laugh to hard, you cry to much you do whatever with your emotions and there will be hell to pay in the morning.

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I have had constant loose bowel movement for the past 14 months, surely it cant be the fact that I enjoy sparkling wine each night after work, about 2 standard drinks a night with a meal. My poop is always bright yellow to light tan in colour and I think I deliver these about 3 to 4 times a day.I am healty in every other part of my body except having this problem. Advice anyone..constructive advice that is ?

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Deb,
If the poop color correlates with the sparkly, then what other answer do you have? Lol!

By the way, if you're taking 2 drinks a day, good for you. Your heart says thanks. As to tan poop, I'd take a big stab and say that the bubbles in the drink are oxygenating your doody, thus creating a totally different environment, and thusly, different color.

Don't sweat it. If your poo is coming out OK and you feel well, you're probably OK.

Best wishes, Deb,

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Hey Deb - I'm glad I'm not alone. I've been reading though this rather informative post (trying not to cringe at some of the excessive coarse language) and realise that there are a lot of people out there who do drink in moderation and are affected similarly.

I'm 38, healthy, and for the past three years I had 1-2 cocktails about 4-6 days a week. And for the past 19 months I have had mild diarrhoea mornings, not debilitating, but enough to be very annoying, some days worse than others. After abstaining from alcolohol altogether recently for unrelated reasons, I have noticed that bowel movement is beginning to be more normal.

I think alcohol and IBS must be related.

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I accidentally drank half a bottle of vodka the other night and it feels like someone has been twisting a knife in my gut for 2 days. This of course has been accompanied by horrific bowl movements the likes of which I have never experienced before.

Logically shouldn't drinking more make the stomach stronger? Like getting a callous, or dish-hands? How nice would it be to have a iron belly.....

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This is why getting drunk is called getting shit faced. It will happen.

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SOOO glad Im not the only one. I cant have two drinks with out shitting for hours IT SUCKS. I just wanna get drunk as hell and not shit myself. Some days Im fine and others Im not?? I only drink vodka and it's usaually okay as long as I drink slow.. most times it happens are the days after when I dont remember any of the pictures I see later! So maybe the slower you go the better?? I turn 21 in a bout a month and I def dont want it to ruin my night!! Any suggestions has ANYONE found a way to fix it or at least help?!

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If you're losing controls of your bowels, you are most likely attaining a 0.3 BAC.

No, I'm not kidding.

I am an experienced drinker and love to drink. I love good wines and about once or twice a month drink bourbon with my husband. If I drink too fast, it catches up with me, and I hate it now at the ripe old age of 40.

After doing some research, I've found that a 0.3 is not only 3 times over the legal limit, it's also close to comatose. This means that at the time you're shitting yourself, you have the equivalent of 9 to 10 drinks in your system at one time.

At a 0.3 BAC, you can be passed out. Your ability to speak is severely hampered, and you will not be able to stand without help, if you are able to stay awake at all. At a 0.3 BAC you will pee your pants. At this point your central nervous system is so affected that your sphincter muscles will not be able to work at 100% - ie, you can crap your pants.

I love to party as much as the next person (I even have a drinking helmet), so please listen to me when I say that you might want to cut back a bit. You should be drinking slow so your body can adjust to what you're ingesting. You are risking not only hurting yourself, but if you're a female, you can be sexually assaulted while passed out. No matter your sex, you can be mugged, drawn on, or someone can kick your ass. Not only that, but you are putting your friends in the spot where they have to babysit you. That's not too cool to do to your friends. Sooner or later, they'll stop partying with you.

My best, best advice to you if you're going to drink is to drink slowly, and for god's sakes eat something before you go out on your birthday. You'll have so much more fun if you can remember what happened. If you want to get a buzz fast, then have a few quick drinks, but then wait a bit. Have bar snacks, good ones for your stomach like bruschetta or baked potato fries. Chew your food well. Drink water during the evening, too.

Whatever you do, though, if you plan on getting fucked up for your birthday, please promise me that you have friends ready to take care of you. You're going to need it.

Oh, and one more piece of advice. Take a few of those vitamin b drinks with you, Instant Energy. Have a few waiting for the next day when you are ready to wake up. Have Gatorade, Pedialyte, or a decent sports drink waiting along with some Ramen Noodles in your kitchen.

Ah, to be young again.


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
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