Alcohol And Squirts?

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Dear Poopreport,

Why is crap so watery and fluid-like after a night of drinking? Bud mud or beer shit. Southern Comfort will really twist up your guts -- sometimes I use almost an entire roll of paper. Should I stop drinking or eat more fiber?

-- Insane Wayne



The answer is relatively straightforward: Alcohol is a toxin, and is toxic to the human body in even moderate amounts.

While we may have a few drinks and not feel anything, our body certainly takes notice of the alcohol. Alcohol is toxic to any area of the body that it touches -- from the point where it comes in contact with the oral cavity and is swallowed, down the esophagus, and into the stomach, alcohol is poisonous to cells and tissues of these parts of the digestive system.

The absorption of alcohol begins in the stomach and continues in the small intestine, where the bulk of the alcohol is absorbed. As the intestinal cells absorb the alcohol, the toxicity causes these cells to lose their ability to absorb water, and some cells even die. The cell injury and death leads to an outpouring of fluid from the intestinal lining, which is in turn poorly absorbed.

The end result is large volume secretory diarrhea. The diarrhea usually lasts for several hours until the alcohol is detoxified and removed from the digestive system.

Diarrhea after the consumption of alcohol is not a universal side effect. Many of us who drink do not have episodes of diarrhea afterwards. Why this occurs in some and not others is most likely related to the sensitivity of our individual digestive systems to alcohol, along with the amount of alcohol consumed. Furthermore, other kinds of food and drink can certainly cause and/or worsen diarrhea that was already caused by alcohol.

Does this mean we should never drink alcohol? No. Alcohol has been shown to have many beneficial effects throughout our bodies. However, I want to emphasize that alcohol is toxic -- it kills millions of people in the world every year, and should be consumed in small amounts with responsibility, moderation, and respect. Even by PoopReporters.

Best wishes,

Dr. Adams

Dr. Adams is a resident in the Department of Internal Medicine at North Shore University Hopsital in Manhasset, NY. Got a question for him?

258 Comments on "Alcohol And Squirts?"

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Try adding White Castles or Krystals to any drinking binge and you will never forget the smell, the texture or the volume of poop.

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In past 2 years I have become heavy drinker and I almost drunk daily. I am bodybuilder and very cautious about the health but tensions in relationship with my girl friend led me to drinking habit and now I have realized I am become alcoholic.

I noticed when I drink, I eat allot, I eat like hell. I am a bodybuilder and always counting on calories while eating. While usually I do not eat meal which is greater then 800 calories, after drinking I eat 2000+ calories and last Monday I eat 4800 calories which caused me diarrhea and my stomach was upset for about a week. On Monday, I eat dominos pizza 1800 calories, chicken breast roasted 600 calories and few potato chips 1200 calories, along with 6-7 shots of 60ml whiskey (I don't remember how much) 400 calories(48% volume) and some other food 800 calories.

I got diarrhea next day and it continued for next 6 days, I never had this problem. Do you see what is the cause of problem here?

Alcohol makes me hungry and I keep eating , eating, eating. My body do not need that much food but again alcohol is an ACID hence I must eat something with it or it will directly hit my kidneys.

Alcohol makes you eat so much, you end up upsetting your stomach and you get diarrhea in the morning.

Seriously, I love drinking and getting high and I feel out of this world after drinking but I have now realized -

1) Alcohol should not be consumed daily
2) Alcohol make us loose control of our self
3) Alcohol makes us eat which makes us FAT, over weight
4) Alcohol makes us angry
5) Alcohol takes over emotions out and we talk garbage which we never talk if we are not drunk
6) Alcohol makes us aggressive (that's why they say do not drink and drive)
7) Alcohol if consumed in large quantity can cause diarrhea and will damage kidneys in the long run (if consumed daily)
8) Alcohol makes girls out of control and most of the time they do not even remember what they did while under influence of alcohol. My Girl friend do not remember anything after drinking alcohol. Alcohol makes girls 100% vulnerable for sexual abuse and rape.
9) Alcohol makes us sleep, do not drink if you intend to work or drive.
10) Alcohol severally effects our decision making abilities, even after 12 hours in case of over drinking.
11) Alcohol is severally effecting my body building goals and I am not able to archive my goals due to consumption of alcohol.

I love drinking alcohol but all these problems are too much for my goals. I have realized under influence of alcohol, I was not able to decide on many things in my life and my decision making abilities have severally effected. I will now become very sober with alcohol and will drink very casually.

I read some where, for people who want to leave alcohol "not drinking first drink is a problem, drinks following first drink are not a problem". Hence, If I don't intend to drink, I will not touch alcohol at all.

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Mike-Bombay,

First, let me say that your post is extremely honest. Because of that, you may not be on your way to alcoholism. Alcoholism is a progressive disease, one of its main components is that it takes years to reach full tilt. It can take years to become a true, true alcoholic.

Being a true wino, I always find myself drawn towards these posts. It's not out of denial, it's out of genuine concern. I will be a wino until I'm dead and gone. I love good wine, and it will be a sad day that I can't enjoy a decent red with some beans, olive oil, and some friends.

This being said, I wanted to respond to you.

First off, alcohol does not make you hungry. It makes you thirsty. Do some research on the mixed messages that your brain will receive via hunger/thirst. These studies are very interesting. From what I've seen, this is one of the reasons that people who drink 8 8 ounce glasses of water a day loose weight. It's been recently debated that we don't "need" all that water. What hasn't been debated is that when our bodies send us hunger pangs, they often aren't water/food specific. You may be receiving true water/electrolyte pangs and thinking this is hunger.

Second - alcohol can be consumed daily. My mother is 63. She can do that one yoga stance where she balances her entire body on her elbows. Dude, I'm not kidding. She's amazing. She drinks 3 glasses of 4 ounces of wine per day. Every day.

I visited my mother in November, and I watched her pour her wine into a measuring cup every night. 4 ounces a time. Some nights she had GASP 4 cups of wine. But, every day, she had wine. And every day she drinks tons of water, and she did handstands in her living room.

You can drink every day.

Third - alcohol does not make everyone loose control. You must believe me. I'm the Poopreport resident wino. I love expensive wine. Does it make me lose control? Not necessarily. I drink too much and get funky.

If you choose to blame the alcohol, you have shown one of the steps towards admitting you're an alcoholic. It is an alcoholic who blames the booze and not his/her self.

Fourth - alcohol doesn't makes all of us fat or angry. In fact, when I drink, I'm the happiest bastard on the site. I'm truly happy. I love it and don't make excuses. As to it making me fat? No. What makes me fat is that I may drink a bottle, and then I decide that I need to eat 2 tacos before I go to bed because my body says "dude, ingest some carbs, or you'll puke." (which is all my fault)

My fault, not the booze.

Fifth (god, don't I love the fifth) - of course booze loosens our tongues. Get over it. If you're that worried, don't drunken dial or drunken email. Who's in charge here?

Sixth - alcohol might make YOU aggressive, but not me. Don't assume the rest of the drinking nation reacts this way.

Seventh - YES. booze can ruin your kidneys, liver, heart, and stomach.

But guess what else? So can smoking, smoked meats, too many soft drinks, anabolic steroids, sugar, high-fructose corn syrup, and a diet devoid of fiber.

I'm not going to candy-coat this for you. I have been a drinker all my life and will drink when I'm that little old lady in the wheelchair on the steps of the retirement home. I have no problem with that because I have no denial about what I do. I love wine. I love olives. I love Mediterranean cooking. To me, wine is life.

I get the idea that to you booze is a demon. However, many of us enjoy liquor as a part of a healthy, non guilt-related lifestyle. We embrace that bottle of wine. To us, it represents familial bonding and friendship. To you, a serious bodybuilder, it may represent a serious temptation.

I would suggest if you're concerned to find a nearby alcohol-related testing facility. There's a SASE test you can have administered to you to determine whether or not you have a drinking problem.

Listen, your body is your temple. Build those muscles. Flex. Be beautiful. But consider this - if you get to the point where you binge because you're tired of such a strict lifestyle that you can't deal, then maybe it's time to realize that life would be easier and more enjoyable if you cheated once a week. Eat a sunday. Have some french fries. Do some shots.

Don't binge.

If alcohol is a trouble for you, I get it. But, for many of us, alcohol is just fine.

I wish you serious muscles and a great life. But, please bodybuilder Mike, please make sure to enjoy life. Don't live life constantly denying yourself. Best wishes.

P.S. Here's a great link for you -
genuine fat free, calorie free, high fiber food

I've always been impressed with bodybuilders because of the amount of mental strength needed to eat the right things and to avoid the good stuff. But, at this point, I think, with the great fruits and vegetables handy at today's produce markets, and now these crazy noodles, there should be a marked increase in the concept of enjoyment of life. To be a bodybuilder today doesn't mean total denial, nor does it have to.

Bombay Mike, I want you to find a great middle of the road. Great body, great love, great food, and great fun.

Email me someday and let me know how you are. You big lug.


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Hello daphne,

Your reply is very informative. I don't know why, whenever I drink strong beer or whiskey, I feel hunger and I am not able to control my eating. This also make me very angry. Also, its because of my relationship problem I am not able to think rationally.

btw, I am not wine drinker (I don't know anything about wines), maybe whiskey and beer are different from wine drinking?

but its true, while I am drunk I become very aggressive and I have noticed similar symptance in other people as well.

what do you think. once again thanks for your informative post, i will read it again.

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Mike, after doing a little more reading, I owe you an apology. It does appear that while alcohol makes you thirsty, it can make you hungry if you drink on an empty stomach. I guess this is why people have had pre-dinner cocktails throughout history.

I also have to ask - what is your heritage? I don't mean to pry, but people with Irish/Welsh descent actually have a higher prevalence to possess what's called a 'mean gene' in their genetic code than other heritages do. My grandpa was welsh, and boy was he a bad drunk. It was about ten years ago that my mother found a great article about booze and certain nationalities that went beyond addiction possibilities into behavioral characteristics. I should ask her if she remembers where she found it. Sometimes, she would send me New York Times articles. Maybe that's where she read it.

Just curious.

Oh, and I forgot to tell you. When I drink vodka (grain vodka, not potato vodka), I get crazy. In fact, most clear liquors make me wacko, and I avoid them at all costs. It occurred to me some years ago that maybe my body chemistry doesn't mesh with clear, grain-based alcohols. Could it be possible that your body chemistry doesn't like certain alcohols? Maybe you should try some wine or something new.


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Hey Daphne, I'm just curious - are you mixed with Mediterranean? I'm Sicilian and Jewish so I always like to bond with fellow countrymen and women. :)

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Oddly enough, the only times Alcohol has ever given me the runs is when I've only ingested a little of it. I don't know, though, the last time I had problems, I was throwing up, too, so it may not have been the alcohol because I ended up actually getting sick. But yeah it's weird two times in a row I've gotten diarrhea by just taking one small shot of vodka/whiskey to help me calm down right before bed. Should I not consume liquor if I don't intend to be active for a while longer?

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If I might interject on the discussion, Daphne and Mike, I've always believed that intoxication is a unique experience for every individual. You see, alcohol lowers your inhibitions. If you have a "shell" that you never come out of, it could smash it like a hammer. I wouldn't say that alcohol shows us who we really are, since a person's inhibitions are an important part of their personality, but I would say that we all have different latent emotions that alcohol brings out, whether they are aggression, sociability, sadness, anger, hunger, depravity, contentment, or sexuality. I, myself, am a very relaxed drunk. I get this illusion that I'm a really suave guy it gives me a boost of confidence. I know some people who get loud, some who get quiet, some who get angery, and some who want to fight for very poor reasons. It's all dependent on what you're going through and who you are.

Oh... wait.

And I poop, poop poop poop pooop. This is a post about poop. Blah

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Excellent point, Derek. I do, though, think that there are alcohols that don't mix with someone's personal chemistry. For me, it's wine that does the happy trick, but clear booze makes me psycho. The last time I drank clear grain vodka, I woke up the next day at 5 PM with a few bruises and half of my hair. Apparently, I'd agreed to a haircut while bombed and then attacked the girl who cut it for me. Never,never again. Novodkafordaphne.

Pass those grapes.


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daphne, I am hindu, mike is just my screen name. well, i kind of took your advice and have now moved to premium whiskey (more expensive) (wine is not my thing! sorry!) and i am feeling much better... its kind of very light and i am not getting any hangovers even after 250ml driking.

btw, I tested jony walkers red label and it was amazing, damn it costs $70 / bottel here which is kind of expensive for me. I go for more of a like $20 / bottle wiskey.

Derek, I fully agree with you. alcohol does bring out emotions. Another thing I noticed is I have this bad habit of working and chewing food in nights, alcohol just enhance this. Tomorrow onwards, i will decide what i have to eat in advance and then will eat very less.

Lets c.........

btw, My dierrah problem is totally gone and I am feeling very normal. I think this happened when i stopped dirking for 2-3 days, anyway, it was long since I haven't drunk may be that was causing problems or it was whiskey which is hot and weather here is also hot.

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To the Anonymous Coward who posted on 4/19. STAY AWAY FROM VODKA. If I drink too much of anything I tend to have these problems, but drinking vodka makes it ten times worse. Try drinking something other than vodka and see if the situation improves.

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Mike, that's great to hear! I had no idea Johnny Walker Red was that much. I like it better than the black, but I don't like blended scotch.

If you are having a better time with other boozes, it almost sounds like you and I experienced kind of the same thing drinking alcohol not good for our personal chemistry. One of my best friends can drink vodka and be fine - not me. Ever.

If you have looking for a decent 20 dollar whiskey, here are a few suggestions that you might want to try at a bar before buying a bottle:

George Dickel
Elijah Craig (bourbon, but yummy)
Jim Beam Black

There are tons of them out there, but for flavor and quality, I really like these particular bourbon/whiskeys. Sometimes we might buy a bottle of Knob Creek, but not very often. It's a heavier booze and better suited for sipping.

I'm really glad you checked back in and have found a better drink. You know, 2 nights ago my husband and I went out to dinner (we go out once a month) and I had a higher end margarita and 2 shots of Sauza Tequila over the course of 2 hours. Even though there were decent quality drinks, I felt weird by the end of the night. I just cannot drink a clear liquor. Next time, Sauza gold or Hornitos!


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Mike and Daphne.....You will be shocked and amazed when I tell you what I used to pay for booze when I was overseas back in the 60s. A quart bottle of Johnny Walker Red was $3.75, the black was, I believe $4.50. If all I wanted was gin I could get a quart of Gilbeys for .85.

I smoked then and could get a carton of smokes from the commissary for .97. I could go to the NCO Club barber shop and get a haircut, shave, shampoo and shoulder & scalp massage all for $1.00, that included a .15 tip for the cute young Japanese barber (female).

A BLT from the snack bar was .15, when we were short on cash we would have them omit the bacon and get an LT sandwich for only a dime.

I used to go to a restaurant in Fussa, Japan that featured a meal of 6 huge fried oysters, almost as large as hen's eggs, a pile of fries, a thick slice of buttered Texas style toast and a nice tomato and lettuce salad with dressing, all for the princely sum of 55 cents. Ahh.....the good old days.....


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While this is all very interesting, you all only seem to be addressing the issues from those who binge drink or intoxicate themselves by over-consuming. That overindulgence with alcohol will have some ill-effects on the body, not the least on the evacuation system, is not all that abnormal. However, it seems that there have been quite a few others (with less colourful language, too) who have experienced diahoerrea by only a drink or two. this is something I find deserving some discussion as this is not a problem that can be entirely chalked up to toxins from consuming too much, but could also point to allergies, viruses, etc. I am interested to know if anyone has any theories or thoughts on this issue?

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ChiefThunderbutt, i am not at all surprised with the prices you are telling me, but how much you use to earn that time and how much money you make now?

anyway, I am here to update about my drinking habit or I can say lust?.

Well, since the day I have upgraded to premium whiskey and reduced number of drinks (quantity of alcohol) it has solved many problems... I don't get much booze and digestion system is not effected at all. However, I did noticed that it has been more then a month since I haven't drunk, so I must take few days break ! (I guess!).

I have also reduced quantity of alcohol and have realized alcohol is to relax and not for just getting drunk!

Well, i did got intoxicated one night when I drunk about 350-400ml whiskey with coca cola (1 litter of it) and next day I felt very uneasy, had headache from hangover and in the end I have vomit to take out that stuff. Well, I was surprised it happened next day after 12 hours and not immediately after I got drunk.

Anyway, I realized, I drunk too much and it may be was due to high sugar contains in coca cola which made me ill next day because when i was puking I can feel soda on my teeth.

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mike-bombay........I also have moved up to quality drinks and do not drink for the simple reason of becoming intoxicated. Right now I am drinking a Flying Dog Road, Dog porter and I find it to be quite delicious. I may swig four or five before I have supper. Cheap booze in quantity has no hold over me.

Back in the 60s when I was a young married man living in Japan I made only $180 per month, at that time the exchange rate was 360 yen to the dollar and runaway inflation had not hit the Japanese economy. I rented a small two room house for $19 per month and paid less than $3 per month for electricity and less than $1 per month for water. We used the public bath house which was wonderful and cost less than 10 cents each per visit. This left the majority of my income for having fun, which I did religiously.

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Someone up in the thread mentioned a few drinks giving someone the runs. There might be a few reasons - allergies is one of them. My one friend lives beer but can no longer drink it. She has Lupus and one beer makes her sick. Also, I wonder if some people have retained water, and a few drinks (diuretic) causes the runs.

All this talk about booze has made me think about a drink. There's Jaegermeister in that thare freezer, so cheers to all of you. I'm going to go shoot some cough syrup.

Mike Bombay, good to see you again.


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wow...this is a retarted - post - the guy asks if he should stop drinking or eat more fiber and us ay its pretty straight forward and type all that bull shit..dude tell us if we needa eat more fiber or how to stop it retartd!

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Dear Anonymous Coward.....If you will return and explain what some of your words mean we will try to answer your post. I have attempted to decypher some of your spelling mistakes and have come up with the following possibilities, let me know if these are correct;

wow = Wow

retarted = retarded

us = you

ay = say

its = it's

needa = ????

retartd = retarded???

Even with the spelling corrected the comment uses such poor syntax as to make it practically unintelligable. What grade are you in dude??


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Its got to be really humiliating when a Tennessee Hillbilly corrects your spelling and puncuation. Tenk gewdnez i haz a edjikashun.

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Bilge....Don't forget that Nashville is the Atthins of the south and Tenneessee is the eidjewkashun state! We spent almost as much on schools this year as we did fireworks!!


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so, y'all is lik rebel grekes den? thet thar iz sum scaree vizhuallz. splainz thet movy delibrants.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

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Now, in English< Bulgpimp?
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that same thing happened to me except i actually shit ma pants...i came home let it all out then put a water bottle on ma stomach. i ended up staying home the next day to be sure and by the time i went back to work ma stomach was much better.super embarressin.

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i'm a bit of a hypochondriac, and i'm obsessive about trying not to have diarrhoea. i'm just wondering whether it's better to drink spirits (which are stronger) or pints of beer/cider (which would be in larger volumes but weaker)?

i really enjoying going out with friends having the occasional night out, but i really don't want to end up either having diarrhoea the next day (which i think was part vol. of alcohol, part caffeine in the drinks) or staying up all night with the squirts (which happened after binging on beer).

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Wow. It took me 30 minutes to read the thread. Some engaging stuff here. I have NEVER got the shits from drinking, even after some impressive binges. It proves I am tougher than the reast of you.

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I recently moved to Thailand and have been experiencing the watering and porcelain-cracking. I have thought it was spicy food so I cut it out, but it did not help. I cut out different foods and even blamed it on thai beer. I even had a colonoscopy done. The only possibility I can see is that alcoholism is the reason. I drink heavily everyday and I guess it has caught up with me. At 46 I would say I've been drinking for about 30 years but only in the last year have I had this problem. So the only answer is is to quit drinking. Got to go, it's 2:30pm and no beer in the house!

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AC, your guts are probably just trying to get used to that crappy Singha beer they have in Thailand.

The voice of sanity

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When your pancreas has been insulted enough, you will get the shits, Dungdaaddy. It is not always the liver that get beat up.
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Wow i experience the most explosive watery stinky black shits that sting my ass so bad that it feels like shitting razor blades. I now drink a jelly mixture when the horrid booze shits start. Mix up a packet of jelly crystals as you usually would for making jelly and take a glass full of the mixute (before it sets) and sip. Works a treat! voila no more beer squirts. and you also get to have some jelly for dessert too.

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I've never heard of jelly mixture. You must mean Jello.
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After my friend's 21st birthday, she spent the night lying next to the toilet in my bathroom. Upon waking up in the morning we all found out she got her porcelains confused... there was a dump in my bathtub! DAMN i can't even explain how stinky that pile of poo was!

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I am post-scotch shitting right now, and I do not think that a handful of Instant Energy drinks is going to make things any better.

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It is not the beer alone....it is everything else that goes with it including but not limited to taco bell, white castles, hot winges, nasty chili, nastier nacho cheese treats, etc.

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That dump in the bathtub three posts up has the makings of a good story.
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shit happens

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To all the drinkers with rectal issues....wake up. Alcohol is poisoning you. Read Allen Carr's:The Easy Way to Stop Drinking. I just stumbled on to this book last week and it is awesome. No more alcohol for me and I am loving it! No hangovers, no runs, no depression and shame. Just sweet freedom from alcohol addiction, a clear mind and solid bowel movements!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm glad you feel better. We all have our crosses to bear and things we can't do. For me, it's prescription pain medication. I cannot have it. The only medication that I can tolerate and not try to eat like candy is Flex-r-all (cyclobenzaprine). Otherwise, I'm pretty much a narcotics addict, and I know my role.

I don't think I'll ever stop drinking, because it doesn't cause a problem in my life. There could be a house full of booze, and if I don't want to drink, I don't. If that day ever did come, though, that drinking no longer was fun and I was beginning to miss work, etc., I'd pick up the book you suggested in a heartbeat.

I'm also happy you have real poop again. Accept no substitutes.

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I have been drinking pretty heavily for a few years now. I had a night with lots of alcohol last night. Needless to say I have been feeling pretty sick on my stomach today. When i went to the bathroom i had runny poop with a fair amount of medium colored blood with clots in it in the toliet. Could my drinking be the cause of this?

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I am 32. I have just had 2 glasses of wine and within an hour I have to rush to the loo. I used to drink a lot every weekend for about 8 years before this problem started occuring.

Sometimes I can drink and all is fine but not very often!

Doesn't seem to matter what I try to drink either, all does the same thing.

I tend to attempt a drink about once a month to see if I can handle it, lol!

The answer is no.

I get other allergies that block my nose and make me itch. These seem to be worse when drinking so I have been taking anti-histamines and these seem to clear up the nose and itching but if anything my stomach is worse now when drinking. My stomach is fine normally apart from a bit of acid here and there.

Anyone else with similar problems?

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I get the runs after drinking brandy,ugh.

Currently in the middle of a marathon shit and sulfur burp session.

Stay away from alcohol you might be allergic to and don't drink so much of it

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"No. Alcohol has been shown to have many beneficial effects throughout our bodies."

So... what beneficial effects does it have? Any credited sources? Or are you just being generalized.

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I think you mean "are you just generalizing".

Dr. Kenneth Mukamal, a doctor affiliated with Harvard Medical School, completed a twelve-year study recently that shows older men who drink alcohol have reduced risks of heart disease. The main attributions to this centered around the lower percentages of heart attacks, and this was attributed to a moderate drinker's arteries being clearer than those of a non-drinker's of the same demographic. This may be because HDL cholesterol numbers are higher in drinkers.

There have also been studies done in Australia as of late that suggest moderate drinkers have better cognitive functions than non-drinkers and heavy drinkers.

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Up to about 6 years ago I rarely drank at all, but over the last 6 I've increased my alcohol consumption to up to a pint of 100 proof alcohol maybe 5 days a week. I'd noticed a change in color of my feces where it got lighter overall with some additional discoloration within the stool. I figured enough is enough and ended my alcohol run this past new year's eve. In the 3 weeks that have gone by I've noted the darker coloration return. Is it likely the change in coloration is directly related to my alcohol consumption or is reading my feces in this way just a crock of shit?

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Sounds like a fairly astute and accurate observation on your part, Duude.

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When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”

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i cant go on like this, the acid squirts this morning were so bad i was actually crying on the toilet 8 hours later my ring piece is still burning and i cant sit properly i think ive got 3rd degree acid burns on my arse
ive gotta stop drinking and eating macdonalds

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Wow this site really does put my mind at rest.Sunday ate heaps of cabbage,leeks and beetroot then went to pub.10 dark rums later and an indian my spinctre exploded shitting in my pants
rendering my whole person soggy and soiled.even filled my shoes with shit.is this normal or a tummy bug.Whatever happens i wont eat leeks again.

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Shitmeister -- the answer is simple: don't eat anymore Indians.
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Health via Food (scroll down to read by chapter)

When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”

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So I don't suppose anyone has any idea how to prevent/cure this particular issue?

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AC -- As a matter of fact, YES you can prevent/cure this issue.

The first and most obvious solution would be for you to STOP DRINKING.

If that's not what you had in mind, then you can somewhat counter-balance the poisonous effects of alcohol by eating lots more fresh fruits and non-starchy veggies (and a lot less of all other foods) every day.

Read the book linked below for more information.
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Open your eyes AND your mind to the power of food!
Health via Food (scroll down to read by chapter)

When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”

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been having squirts for prob months now, drank a bottle of wine last night over the course of two hours and within an hour blasted out a noxious black half liter into the bowl. I drink Icehouse beer every day and the farts are godawful, the squirts much worse. sometimes if i eat something, stools are more solid.

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Dear AC.....You have made a marvelous discovery, there is a correlation between eating and pooping. Drinking is certainly fun and does provide some nutrients but it is really not a good substitute for food. If you eat food more often you may produce more and more solid dooks.


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Max (and anyone else)
The tolerance thing isn't from the destruction of cells in your gut, it's from changes that happen in your brain. The 'buzz' you get when you drink is because alcohol messes with levels of neurotransmitters (which are like chemical messengers) and the processes that manage the neurotransmitters in your brain.

Alcohol, by the way, is quite small as a chemical structure, small enough to mess with heaps of different bits of your brain. So much so that all of its effects aren't known yet.

But we know that it DOES slow down how fast your brain and the rest of your nervous system works. This is why your reaction times get slow. And the happy laughy risk taking stuff is because the bits of your brain that are responsible for saying "hey, I don't know that this is that much of a good idea, you might regret calling your boss a shit head in the morning" have been slowed down and aren't functioning right.

So... back to tolerance. Over time, if you drink enough for long enough the effect of the alcohol on the neurotransmitters start to wear off. Basically, your brain is quite a clever little critter and wants to keep functioning at the level it's used to. So when you keep putting alcohol in and slowing everything down, it says "hey, I'll just release more of this neurotransmitter and start those processes to speed everything up again". SO YOUR BRAIN CHANGES and you start needing more alcohol to get over the brain's attempt to speed things back up.

This is why drinking when you are young is a bad idea because your brain is still developing (it's still growing and developing until mid 20's as we currently understand it). So basically you have a vulnerable, already changing/developing brain, and you pour in a heap of stuff that we know changes how it works.

And here's the kicker. If you drink enough for long enough, the changes your brain makes to cope with the alcohol you keep pouring in end up meaning that IT CAN'T FUNCTION WITHOUT ALCOHOL. You are now dependent on alcohol. You are addicted and you need to detox. Detox from alcohol is NOT FUN. It can actually be very dangerous. High levels of alcohol consumption is also not fabulous for your health and can start killing of your brain cells resulting in alcoholic dementia, among other things, like damage to your liver.

Once the changes have been made, if you stop drinking for a while your brain will change back and you lose the tolerance(this is what happens in detox as well, just much more unpleasant). BUT if you start drinking again, the changes come back again more quickly. It's like your brain learns "Ah, here's that alcohol stuff again, but it's ok, I remember what I did last time". This is why having just that one drink when you've detoxed from dependence can be so hard to do.

Just thought I should provide an answer to that question.

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Someone mentioned about Vodka shits, yeah, my friend had a free bottle of absolute vodka, and we have been sharing it the past 2 days. Gosh!! Next day after drinking, i have bad diarrhoea, very hot stomachaches and even yesterday, i had vodka, with whisky too, and there were bloody poops (looks bloody or was it reddish brown, can't tell). Now i know why!! I don't get so hot diarrhoeas with beer, beer normally just gives a lot of gas, but the vodka ones seem horrible. I'm not a regular vodka drinker, mostly i'm a beer drinker. And i drink in moderate (2 500ml cans a day, 3 days a week). It was only the event of the free bottle that i drank a lot.

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The super soft toilet paper the wifey buys is startin' to feel like sandpaper. Our Japanese booty washer also needs a pressure setting, it's like pointing a fire hose straight up your ass. Recently put a whipping on my intestines. Feel like the victims from those "Alien" movies, except the little guy doesn't jump out my chest, he jumps out of my ass, hourly for days on end. Like a green inverted Old Faithful, slowly gnawing away at my sphincter meat. Thanks for the informative comments, shit myself laughing, not that I needed assistance.

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Ok, I admit it....I am powerless over poop report.

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I, like a few others posting earlier, have diarrhea within 1-2 hours of having even just one drink. I used to drink a lot when I was in my 20s and never had this issue. I'm now in my 30's and I don't drink very much anymore (partly because of this) and it has only been happening for the past few years. I've wondered about a connection with IBS and am not surprised to see it mentioned here by some folks. I don't have any solutions except stop drinking, and maybe reducing stress, but I do feel better knowing that others share my pain, discomfort, and frustration... Thanks all.

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I usually drink scotch or rum and don't have that problem. Now, when I drink wine forget it,large volume secretory diarrhea fo'sure! I don't think my cells like wine. Damn you cells! Great post Doc, thanks!

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Everytime I drink alcohol and get drunk, I end up shittting myself no matter what i got dumped by my EX just because of that. On one side i like drinking and the peer pressure is big coming from my friends and encouraging me to drink on the other hand is the poop as a result from drinking. Now is there anyway in which I can make my stomach stronger, and be able to drink and get drunk?

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Hey, HP. Your stomach will not get stronger if you drink more. You will not avoid your panties turning into skid row the next morning.

Here's what will happen if you drink more: you read some of the comments, these people talking about black/bloody shit? That means that their drinking has most likely caused a stomach ulcer - ie a burned hole in their stomach lining that is now dumping blood into their stomach. This is very hyper extremely bad and they should probably be in hospital. These people more often than not have fucked up, crippling stomach pains, too. This will, eventually, happen if you keep increasing the alcohol dosage.

Heard of 'pacing yourself'? This is the only way to do it. I usually find that when you close your eyes and the room is turning a little, it's the optimum level of drunkedness to maintain. You'll avoid shitting the bed that way, in most cases, and still be tanked enough to make an ass of yourself without caring. ;D

Found this article whilst curious as to how many other people get the proverbial ass-cannon of doom after a night of drinking. After not drinking for months I knocked back maybe 7 standard drinks over the course of a few hours last night, woke up, shat everywhere, puked szechuan chicken and am still shitting the styx 24 hours later. Nothing to worry about, though. You only really need to worry if you get black shit. (Or white shit. Not just pale, but white. That means your liver or gall bladder is fucked because it's not producing any bile salts).

To the rest of you that seem to have ongoing explosive shit - you guys might want to try taking some probiotics - decimating your rectal bacteria is a surefire way to sell yourself down the creek (shit creek, in fact) without a paddle.

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i got drunk the other night, boy was it crazzzzy! today, two days later, i got the damn squirts. DAMN MY SHIT MACHINE! ;)

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dedicated drunk ... I don't think your present squirts has anything to do with the alcohol you consumed two days ago, there is however a very good chance, judging from your writing abilities, that your binge destroyed a majority of your brain cells.


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I learned MY lesson with the neon yellow squirts! I will never drink again! (till the next time)

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Ever since I was a kid (and I'm 37 btw), I've experienced severe stomach pain and diarrhea, though brief (10-20 minutes), immediately after drinking sprite,mountain dew, seven-up, orange juice and apple juice, and as an adult, wine coolers and hard liquor seems to give me the same symptoms. I assumed that it was from the acidity of the drinks. They would all cause weakness and faintness, sweating, and stomache pain to the point of doubling over until it went away. As an adult, I've pretty much kept away from these drinks. Just wondering if the stomache pain is actually liver pain.

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For a real treat, washing down metamucil wafers with a six pack of michelob....want to talk about a strange brew....

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Google Kashi GoLean Crunch and farts. It's scary

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Hi Doc,
I just turned 43 and lately everytime I drink whiskey, My system purges then Im fine after. Is this the way your body tells you to stop drinking booze, its had enough? Im a med-heavy drinker.

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A40C -- The doc is no longer in, but the answer to your question is yes. In fact, if you don't ease up on the drinking, your body will eventually abandon the purge method and replace it with a new and more drastic and/or unpleasant way to send you that signal.

When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”

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The next day after a drink I have experienced more squirts and less urine. Why is the urine getting dehydrated? There is also a swelling observed in my large intestine. Could it be ulcer or cancer?

Prakash Nambiar

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That makes sense now. Thank you. I notice that when I drink my ulcer is greatly affected. I get blood in my poo and wicked ass heartburn.