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Corn In The Poop?

Posted 06.24.2003 by Dr. Adams (189)

Dear Poopreport,

How does the corn get through?

-- Stew Brown


Dear Stew,

Most of us have probably realized that after eating corn, it shows up in our stool. The corn in our stool can appear only hours after we eat it. Rest assured, corn in the stool is normal, and the reason we see the corn relates largely to our digestive tract, and also to evolution.

Millions of years ago, our digestive systems were different. Primitive man was not a big meat eater. Primitive man had a digestive system with a longer digestive tract that was far better equipped to digest plant and vegetable matter. Back then, the appendix likely played a role in digestion -- a role it does not play today.

Our teeth were different then, too. We had larger molars and smaller incisors. Larger molars meant that the difficult-to-digest plant material could be well chewed and mashed. Today, our teeth are smaller and many of us even have problems with our wisdom teeth (our largest molars), which are being phased out by evolution because our diets today really do not require them. (Our jaws are becoming smaller, and as a result the wisdom teeth have less room to grow in.)

So how does this all relate to corn, and why it is seen in the stool? Since we have smaller teeth, we chew our food less effectively, and more of what we eat is swallowed only partially chewed, or not chewed at all. With corn, some of the kernels will be chewed fully, some partially, and the others will be unchewed and swallowed whole. Our digestive system today is not that good at digesting plant material anymore, much less whole kernels. They pass through our stomach and intestines, and appear in our stool to confound and entertain us.

If you would rather not see any corn in your stool, I recommend that you just chew each mouthful into a mushy mixture free of any whole kernels.

One last point I want to make is that it is not difficult for our digestive systems to pass corn kernels. It is really amazing what the digestive system can tolerate and pass. Drugs are frequently smuggled into the country by individuals who swallow balloons or condoms filled with the drugs. (These people are called "body packers.") In addition, I have read on several occasions about people who unintentionally swallowed their dentures, only to pass the dentures in their stool a few days later. I have also read of children swallowing thermometers passing them just the same.

The human digestive system really is fascinating. But remember that we are slowly evolving over time -- our digestive systems are constantly adapting to our diets and our environments. Our digestive systems of today will not be the same as the digestive systems of humans thousands of years from now. Remember this the next time you enjoy your corn, or broccoli, or any other difficult-to-digest food product -- what kind of food might future generations be spotting in their poop?

Best wishes,

Dr. Adams

Dr. Adams is a resident in the Department of Internal Medicine at North Shore University Hopsital in Manhasset, NY. Got a question for him?

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 02.03.2009

"how long is common for undigested food such as corn to stay in your stomach?"

The corn would not be in your stomach for that long but trapped some place in your intestines.

lizzie04 (not verified) -- 03.10.2009

ok, I think everyone has answered every single question I had about corn not digesting. Thanks everyone!!

ChiefThunderbutt (2775) -- 03.10.2009

Corn in the poop is a minor problem compared to poop in the corn.
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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Blind Mullet (575) -- 03.13.2009

Ah, Chief. Thank you!
At last we have returned to the original concept of this website- POOP HUMOR!
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 04.10.2009

Well, it has been many years since Dr. Adams has posted a comment. I'm guessing he got sued for being ignorant about his own medical integrity and failed to save one of his patient's lives.

Russell (335) -- 04.10.2009

The digestive system can take a lot. At a radio station a few years ago they had a coin shitting race where people would swallow different coins and see which one came out first
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Russell the shitting queen

daphne (4403) -- 04.10.2009

Oh my God. Russel, can you find an internet link to that? Please try. What a great report this would be.


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

ChiliKahKah (1006) -- 04.10.2009

I suspect that the is a kernal of truth to this ear-ful of information.

Johann (not verified) -- 06.10.2009

"Dr. Adams said "we eat a lot more meat now than primitive man did millions of years ago ..."

1) How many millions of years ago?
MY Response: when erectus(precursor to sapiens) evolved from Homo around 2 mil habilis

2) What "primitive man" is he referring to specifically?
erectus
3) Is there evidence of this claim ... like "primitive man" copralites from millions of years ago?
response: bigger teeth indicate more fruit and grains in diets

4) Who exactly are "we" ... Americans, Third World inhabitants, or just who is it that eats a lot more meat than "primitive man of millions of years ago?"

hominids in a environment with more animals

5) For exactly how long has "modern man" been eating "a lot more meat than primitive man millions of years ago?"

around 2 mil

6) Did Neanderthal man eat a lot of meat? More meat than vegetables? I think there is evidence available on this from prehistoric site evaluations. So did Neanderthal man, who lived for thousands of generations and up until about 25,000 years ago, have problems with corny poops too?

we didnt evolve from neanderthals did we.
not according to there dna tests.

7) Oh, that's right, there weren't any peanuts and maize around when Neanderthal man lived, so I guess he just had undigested whole wild seeds blowing out his ass, huh, Doc. Adams?

yup. what i find interesting is the fact that eurasia and africa have there own fruits and grains.

8)Native Amerindians had about 20,000 years or so, that's like over a thousand generations, to evolve at least a little ability to digest maize ... what's up with that?

because there diet was and is mostly meat you cant have both completely.

9)There is strong evidence that Cromagnon man, that's us, developed our superior and specialized abilities, when compared to Neanderthal, due to eating a diet rich in shellfish and marine birds ... that's MEAT. And there is strong evidence that Neanderthals ate a diet rich in red meat.

exactly why we are more specialized in eating meat than corn.

10)I can provide documentatioin on the above. Is there documentation available regarding our "evolutionary inability to digest corn and peanuts due to our evolutionary trend toward more meat than 'primitive man' of millions of years ago?""

how about an appendix. the current belief is that it is a vestigial organ that was used as another intestine in earlier hominids just as it is in monkeys.

ChiliKahKah (1006) -- 06.25.2009

Will out system ever be good enough to digest the cardboard pizzas found in the frozen food case at the grocery ?

MSG (1152) -- 06.25.2009

CKK: No, the only thing our systems can do is disguise the cardboard pizzas as poop, which can likely be unrolled and reconstituted as pizza; unfortunately, the next consumer would have no better results, and possibly worse from contamination from the first user's intestines. Not perfect. Home-made pizza is best.

Poop master 6666 (not verified) -- 06.25.2009

poop can come in diffrent types. like the corn poop and the dangler. the wierdest type is THE GOSHT POOP. THE GOSHT POOP is when you think the poop came out...but it dosent.

Blind Mullet (575) -- 06.25.2009

Well, GOSH!
I never knew that...
Gollyt Gosht, I've learnted something todayt.
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 08.04.2009

This might be the most entertaining and yet the most ignorant discussion I've ever read in my life keep up the uh _________ work. Feel free to fill in the blank however you see fit...

Blind Mullet (575) -- 08.04.2009

Dear AC,
Stick around. There are heaps of entertaining yet ignorant discussions here!

I don't claim to be any kind of poopologist, butt I'll gladly chuck in my two cents' worth.
So will any/all of the regulars here.
Enjoy!
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

Office Pooper (not verified) -- 09.15.2009

I have a problem with whole undigested corndogs in my poop. I love corndogs, they are my favorite vegetable and I will not stop eating them.

ChiefThunderbutt (2775) -- 09.15.2009

Office Pooper.......Your problem is solved and in a way that will save you some money. The corndogs are coming out whole and undigested so just rinse them and re-eat them. I'm betting that after 3 or 4 trips through your guts they will start to digest.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Office Pooper (not verified) -- 09.15.2009

Now that's green..er..brown..or...

unsureperson (not verified) -- 09.18.2009

im not sure if u ever covered this when i eat corn it really tears my stomach up why is that? feels like a sharp stabbing pain

ChiefThunderbutt (2775) -- 09.18.2009

unsureperson.....Are you removing the corn from the cobs before you eat it?


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

sittingpretty (2332) -- 09.21.2009

unsure, it might be too much roughage for you. Have you brought it to the attention of an MD?
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

iowababe (not verified) -- 10.05.2009

If you live in Iowa, you have to eat corn. It's the law. I am always amazed at how much corn, not only comes out in my poop, but floats! Anyone else?

Dylan (not verified) -- 10.23.2009

I love this site. I laughed so hard that MORE of the corn which led me here screamed for an emergency exit!
Oh, BTW. I like to call them POINTY POOS. My mom tells me I came up with that when I was 3.
Another thing . . . I feel sorry for people who can only piss/shit in their own house. Do they ever go on vacation?

ChiliKahKah (1006) -- 11.08.2009

Think how livestock fattened up on corn feel as they stand in the feedlot !

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