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A Poopless Month?

Posted 09.15.2003 by Dr. Adams (189)
Dear Dr. Adams,

Every so often, a story appears on PoopReport in which the writer discusses constipation lasting weeks or even a month. (Like this or this.) Most readers respond with disbelief. How is it possible to go a month without pooping?

-- Tydirium


Constipation is hard to precisely define. It typically refers to persistent, difficult, infrequent or seemingly incomplete defecation. There are many causes -- commonly inadequate fiber intake, but constipation could also be due to disordered colonic transit as a result of neurologic disorders, drug side effects, or a large number of systematic diseases.

So is it possible for someone to be constipated for a week, or even months?

Constipation associated with difficult or infrequent bowel movements certainly could last for a long time. However, with respect to an absence of bowel movements, this situation is unlikely to last for more than a week.

A person eating a regular diet every day could never go a month -- or even a few weeks -- without voiding several bowel movements. After only one week, this person would have abdominal pain, nausea, and possibly vomiting. Eventually, the vomiting would be of fecal material, and the person would be at risk of intestinal perforation. Both of these situations are dangerous, and require emergent treatment in a hospital setting.

It gets worse. Fecal material sitting in the colon for several days without moving is also dangerous. One adverse outcome is that the feces will irritate the colonic mucosa, eventually creating an ulcer that might perforate the colonic wall. This would lead to a catastrophic fecal peritonitis in the abdomen (with a high mortality rate). This is a stercoral ulcer, and is most commonly seen in elderly, bed-ridden nursing home patients who are typically constipated and may go several days without passing any feces.

So what about a person who is not eating any food? (For example, a hospitalized patient in ICU receiving nutrition via intravenous infusions.) Could this person go weeks to months without voiding stool? Most likely, this patient could go two to three weeks without voiding feces.

Why not longer? Keep in mind that even if we are not eating or drinking, our digestive system is still secreting fluids and mucous into the digestive tract. These fluids (gastric juice, bile, enzymes, mucous) will eventually pass through the alimentary tract and need to be excreted.

So my final thought is that it is nearly impossible for a person to go longer than a month without passing a bowel movement.

Why do I not completely rule out this possibility? The reason is that I have a deep respect for the resiliency and flexibility of the human body. Millions and millions of years of evolution and change have worked to provide each of us with a sophisticated and adaptable body. So even though I do believe that a month without a bowel movement is nearly impossible, I do keep the remote possibility open and attribute this to our wonderful and flexible anatomy and physiology.

Lastly, for any of you who may suffer from constipation, try to drink a lot of water every day. Aim for eight large glasses of water per day. Also, try to limit your intake of fat, and eat a lot of high-fiber foods. If the constipation still persists, a visit to your doctor is in order.

Best wishes,

Dr. Adams

Dr. Adams is a resident in the Department of Internal Medicine at North Shore University Hopsital in Manhasset, NY. Got a question for him?

CyberPoop (not verified) -- 09.15.2003

Dr Adams, you say it "gets worse" after mentioning the possibility of vomiting feces. My god.

Vomiting feces is certainly unattractive.

The Big Wiper (2287) -- 09.15.2003

Yeah, CyberPoop, sounds like a scene from 'The Exorcist,' doesn't it? No, it's worse. All Linda Blair had to deal with was pea soup. Umm, umm, good!

Jack Scat (81) -- 09.15.2003

That'd be cool if it curled out the same way it does out the arse. Unpleasant to be sure, but still fascinating.

LittleLoggerGirl (16) -- 09.15.2003

Hmm, I know I've got at least two weeks without pooping, and didn't get violently ill. I just got cold flashes and sweat and shaky. Then again my body's been conditioned in holding it for years so maybe that has something to do with my ability to hold it in for a long time. Who knows.

MP (not verified) -- 09.15.2003

I've heard many stories of children "holding it" for weeks at a time during potty training and have witnessed this firsthand. Are children different?

feces (not verified) -- 09.15.2003

I used to only poop once a week. My brother and I would do this and yell for the other to come and take a gander (we were 8). It was good fun, but it ended when my bro shat himself in 4th grade.

Snapper (170) -- 09.15.2003

Sal swears up and down that she went for 2 months with out a dung.

Hasta La Turd (not verified) -- 09.16.2003

Sounds like a severe side effect of eating too much shit.

honey_monster (not verified) -- 09.16.2003

Eughh! Poo vomiting.

The insult "Farty Breath" would never be more apt.

CyberPoop (not verified) -- 09.16.2003

Hey BW, either way you get something chunky! heh

The Big Wiper (2287) -- 09.16.2003

Yeah. Let's notify Campbell's about an ad campaign.

Grossout City!!!

Slim Jim Junkie (not verified) -- 09.16.2003

I heard my friends sister talk about puking shit. She said it was a severe side effect of some medication.

Evan Moore, Ph.D (not verified) -- 09.16.2003
Mandy Dennard (not verified) -- 09.16.2003

Dr. Adams, I was wandering why my turds are so large and realy realy stink? Some times I wait a t least 3 weeks before I dump, and does this have anything to do with the load being hard as a rock? I'm afraid my hole is going to split wide open. When it hits the bowl sometimes it sounds like it's going to break it.I stick to a diet of good grease hamburgers and buritos.Also do you have a sugestion on how to keep my dump time under an hour? Thanks my shute realy hurts.

Evan Moore, Ph.D (not verified) -- 09.17.2003

Mandy: I have no idea what a medical doctor would advise for your condition. But I have a very old nanny goat who suffers from the same symtoms as you. I have found it very helpful to give my nanny an enema of warm water, Woolite, and a little saddle soap. I then use duct tape to hold her anus shut for about 30 minutes so the solution can soften her rock-hard load. Then I massage her utters gently for a few minutes, reach around and gingerly snatch the duct tape from off her blow hole, and let it rip. WARNING: I am not advising this procedure for anyone other than my nanny.

JoeLee (not verified) -- 09.17.2003

I'am suprised your nanny would allow you to massage her blow hole!!! And for you to have the courage to do so! It's just short of sodomizing, or maybe you should. =)

hisarowaaa (not verified) -- 09.18.2003

yea i went a month at camp it was painful

poomaster (not verified) -- 09.20.2003

as a 12 year old on a school camp i held my poo back from Sunday morning to Friday morning. the toilets were disgusting at the camp, brimming with crap and arse paper. the bus arrived on Friday morn to take us home.

by this stage i had very strong stomach pains (no doubt full of poo), and as the other students were boarding the bus i found myself running for the shit filled bowls.

i made it in time and pulled down my strides. it was just one single solid crap, it felt about 15cm in diameter. my arsehole had been ripped open but the relief was also unbelievable.

after that i learnt to feel free to have bowel movements in even the hardest of situations.

California Girl (11) -- 09.20.2003

Dr. Adams, I sometimes have the occassional "burning anus". It's when your asshole endures an intense burn. I maintain a healty diet of Mexican bean burritos, greasy spicy Chinese chicken, and nachos with cheese and jalapenos -- all with lots of hot sauce. The shit usually shoots out of my butthole extremely watery and the smell is extremely stinky and horrible. Sometimes I'll be out somewhere in public thinking I have to fart, and instead I get tricked and a stream of shit bursts out, ruining my Victoria Secret thong underwear! What should I do?

Mandy Dennard (not verified) -- 09.20.2003

Evan Moore:I read your answer to my question,I tried the warm water and woolite enama (couldn't find saddle soap)used dr shoals soap.It shure was a pleasent experance,wish you had been there realy close to squeeze my utters I managed to bust a big load without you though.The first gallon was kind of hard,but it eased up after that.By the way the duct tape didn't hold,I used 2 rolls for nothing.Any way the woolite sure helped the smell.I also found my lost car keys in the first blast.Must be why i have had such an uncomfortable feeling.Now my turds are silky smooth and freshThanks for the advice. p.s. how often should i use this procedure?

Slim Jim Junkie (not verified) -- 09.21.2003

When I ever had a burning anus, I would get in the showere ASAP, get some soap, and then wash my crack with the soap. Sometimes it works, but sometimes it doesn't.

Evan Moore, Ph.D (not verified) -- 09.23.2003

Mandy, I'm glad I could be of assistance. Sorry I could not be more helpful in person. Next time, give me advance notice and I'll bring the saddle soap and duct tape. Apparently you bought one of those knock-off brands. You should've used only the 3M regardless of it's cost. And congratulations on finding the car keys. Next time remember to remove them from the cup on your bathroom sink before gargling, dear. As to the udder massage, I forgot to tell you, when you let some country rube perform that task, make sure he uses Cornhusker's lotion so he doesn't abrate you thus causing a case of those dreaded crusty nipples.

Constipated girl (not verified) -- 09.23.2003

I also have a problem:

If i am constipated, it lasts usually 1-2 weeks. Then out of nowhere I have diarrhea for 2-3 days. I eat right and exercise. Why is this and how can it be cured.

Slim Jim Junkie (not verified) -- 09.25.2003

well C-Girl, some other girls here said they have the same problem. They called it irritable bowel.

FartSmeller (not verified) -- 09.26.2003

Be right back, I got a jumper in the door

constipated girl (not verified) -- 09.26.2003

its not irritable bowel...i asked the doctor...diarrhea is normally at that time of the month. any other ideas?

me (not verified) -- 11.23.2003

DON'T EVEN TRY AND SAY THAT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO GO A MONTH WITHOUT POOPING BECAUSE WHEN I WAS 4 THATS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME AND I ENDED UP IN THE HOSPITAL AND I KNOW DAMN WELL THAT IT IS POSSIBLE....GO TO HELL YOU DOCTOR BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Shit Volcano (3817) -- 11.23.2003

The longest I've gone without crapping is 10 days. Traveler's constipation.

Poop-O-Matic (not verified) -- 11.26.2003

I also went 10 days without crapping. It was during Basic Training in the Air Force in San Antonio. I didn't think I'd ever dump again. I had real fear but was willing to risk death before I sought help from the Drill Sergeant!

ughmyasshurts (not verified) -- 12.31.2003

It is possible cuz I went 31 days without a crap because I was constipated and took poop softners withc mad a shit-load of diureha behind the logger and then I had to goto the hospital and the used like 3 suppositorys to get it out the I had rectal segury cuz I like had a HUGE SWELLING in my arse hole and couldnt crap man what a pain that was lol

Great Emu (not verified) -- 01.08.2004

I don't know exactly how long I went without shitting, but it was at least 3 weeks. I had intense stomach pain the entire time. When I first realized there was something wrong, I tried drinking water, and eating bran. It all came back up. After a week or so, I could usually hold food and water down. After another 2 weeks, I finally took a dump.

It was an enormous, dry log of crap. It so massive and dense, that it had it's own gravitational field that pulled makeup and shampoo bottles into the toilet.
Ok, I made that part up, but the point is, it hurt. It was a difficult birth, too. Simply pushing would never have been enough. I had to press my fingers against what I believe was a kidney, which was hard as a rock.

Everything's been fine since then.

The Shit Volcano (3817) -- 01.09.2004

I just about fell out of my chair laughing at that one, Great Emu. I know about the shits with their own gravitational pull!

Poopless Perry (not verified) -- 03.12.2004

I have stick in my butt and it won't come out and it is blocking the poop from coming out of my hole. What do i do doctor? I haven't poop in almost 5 years and it is really becoming a problem. I am bloated like a balloon and i can't feel my brain. HELP ME!!!! It hurts really bad.
Ohh what can i do please help me lady. Thank you even if it can't be fixed. Bye Bye. Shmell ya later poopscicle!!!!!:)

The Shit Volcano (3817) -- 03.24.2004

So why did you stick Al Gore up your ass in the first place?

Malicious Pooper (not verified) -- 04.26.2004

Five years? --Doesn't believe it-- People don't you think it would've seeped through her skin by now?

poisenous gases (not verified) -- 05.27.2004

Ive just gone a month without a crap and I swear people can smell the crap cause people I meet frequently talk about rubbish, compost heaps, festering, decomposing, and numerous mentions of the word shit of course. Also I get a lot of people holding and rubbing their noses as if to wipe away a bad whiff and then theirs the coughing I am walking down the street and everyone I seem to pass by starts coughing i got a whiff of it myself and it smelt like ammonia mixed with shit of course - really pungent. Last night at college a poor woman sitting near me held a tissue up to her face the whole evening coughing red eyes gagging and looked really ill by the end of the evening. I feel like staying away from people altogether but I have just been venturing out after being socially phobic and am afraid I might start getting depressed again and start to obsess about my arse and the fear of never shitting again and now the added worry of vomitting shit - not much chance of a love life either unless I meet a feocalfilliac. glad Im not alone with all this anyway, any kind or humorous replies would be appreciated, either way I will keep you updated on my amazing foecal adventure.

FD (not verified) -- 06.17.2004

when I was younger I had a problem with that, I'd go perhaps 2 - 3 times per month, and when I did it was like a brick. It was extremely painful. It just wouldn't flush, I had to put a plastic bag over my hand and pull it out and toss it in the trash outside. Eventually I developed anal fissures, and the occasional poo wasn't just painful, it was bloody and messy, and I'd leak blood during the day afterwards too, coming home from class with bloody underpants. The doctor prescribed metamucil and some gross foam in a plastic syringe you stick in your anus and ... well you get the idea. hehe. I make sure to be very regular now. :)

M (not verified) -- 07.18.2004

I haven't shat in at least a month. I just started to get extremely bad abdominal pains tonight. I was sweating, and I almost passed out. I could hardly stand up. I haven't started to vomit yet, although I was very close to doing so just a few minutes ago. I've taken 7 laxitives during the last 5 days. They haven't helped. After this I'm going to attempt to fall asleep, but that will be very hard as my stomach feels like it could explode any second now, so I can phone my mother and ask her to drive me to the hospital. I'm hoping a simple Enema will fix this.

werewolf pooping on trees (not verified) -- 08.22.2004

Oh God. 7 laxatives??!!! That's terrible! I read in a number of sources that too many laxatives can make constipation worse. You need some help. Literally.

dyson (not verified) -- 09.30.2004

I get this weird thing where i wont crap when I'm away from home, but as soon as I get home i feel the need to do a really big shit.
I know it's psychological, but I don't know what to do about it. i'm a happy person in general, so i don't know why this effects me.

The Shit Volcano (3817) -- 11.03.2004

This is classic shameless shitting, dyson.

Poopless Pal (not verified) -- 11.14.2004

Yeah, I've went at least a month without pooping myself. It always happens to me though. I always hear that you should go about once a day and I laugh. I get very sharp abdominal pains, and I'm used to throwing up ever so often. And When I do manage to poop, it is very difficult (obviously) and I can pretty much plan on being on the toilet for the rest of the day. Anywho, yeah.

just a regular pooper (not verified) -- 11.25.2004

when i went on a school camp when i was 13 (i am now...13 actualy!) it was supposed to be for 5 days so i was pretty woried about the poo situation as mine are pretty stinky and take a while, they are perfectly normal apart from those two embarasing factors!
i did a dump before i left to clear the hole redy for it to fill with crap i ate on camp. the first nite i got WIND which is a sign i need to GO.
second nite and i decided i had to go. but turned out to b inconvient time...cant remember why but i was getin prety desperate by then.
third nite. i had to reely strain now to keep it in wen i peed. had major farts and feeling uncomfortable especialy at nite. luckily my tent-mates wer quite farty so they didnt mind if i had a quiet one...but i had to be careful as im sure uv herd the phrase 'silent but violent.' and violent these farts were getting!!
then came my godsend. the heavens opened, tents blew over, tents leaked, and the big marquee colapsed. so we all had to go home.
i went as soon as i got home. then, the next day, i went an amazing THREE times.
it was a horific experience and i seriously think there should be some kind of group that checks that public toilets are 1st-class standard. maybe there IS, but they sure dont do a good job.
it was only 3 - 4 days so i cant imagine how it feels to hold on for over a month. i hav a week-long ski trip coming up...i just feel sorry for the person who dares enter the hotel toilets after iv been in there...

Chris (56) -- 08.23.2005

I once went at least three weeks without pooping. Back in my Army days, I deployed to Kuwait. As a result, I went from a fairly normal diet (for a guy in his late teens) to strictly MRE-based meals.
It's not that I didn't try to poop. I did, but couldn't. As near as I could tell, the heavy preservatives used in the Army's field rations simply kept me from doing so. Either that, or the extreme physical exertion caused my body to absorb nearly everything I ate.

In any case, the compaction never really caused any adverse effects, except my continued amazement that the poops never came.

When I was finally able to squeeze a loaf, it was a half-hour labor of love. That damn thing must have been the hardest, most compacted turd I've ever released. I can still remember the thundering *CLANG!!* it made as it hit the metal bottom of the field toilet.

Thankfully, my movements were a little more regular after that. Still, it wasn't until I got back to the States that things finally settled back into a predictable pattern.

long poop spanner (not verified) -- 05.25.2006

i have a question, i usally dont take a crap to often, it is common for me to go from within half a week or to a week, i try not to do it because if i do wait a week it will sometimes hurt to crap, but recently my anus started to hurt, it turnes out a bulge was there and hurt a little. i asked my dad who is a doctor and he said it was most likely a external hemroid. my question is, are some hemroids caused by not taking a dump to often? my dad said he would maybe take a look later, but he doesnt know that i take long poo spands. because i dont feel the need to poo right now and i was wondering if the pressure was causing a hemroid.

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 07.10.2006

Constipated girl wrote on 09.23.2003:

"...I also have a problem: If i am constipated, it lasts usually 1-2 weeks. Then out of nowhere I have diarrhea for 2-3 days. I eat right and exercise. Why is this and how can it be cured.

That was a long time ago, but I'd like to add that those symptoms can also be a sign of colon cancer. BE VIGILANT ABOUT YOUR POOP!

Logjam (2801) -- 07.10.2006

GGG. I've noticed that you take special interest in these medical questions, and that you occasionally have some advice in addition to the standard: Go. See. A. Doctor. Could it be that you are a para-poop-professional and could take on the mantel of our dearly missed PooNurse? Maybe you could take a short night course? Just a suggestion.

kate (not verified) -- 09.19.2006

last year after being anorexic for 8 months, i decided to start eating regularly again.
which was all fine until...I went 30 days without pooping!!! I was in the hospital almost everynight gettting enemas but they bearly worked...my body was so toxic that I was throwing up all the time...the doctors were in disbelief that someone 17 could be this constipated, my x-rays were remarkable.
anyway after a lot of laxitives I finally pooped but most of what came out was mucas.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 09.19.2006

You can easily go a month without pooping if you're dead.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 09.19.2006

I thought I had seen it all when it comes to the net, but today I realised I was wrong when I came across a site about nothing but taking a shit.

healthy 1 (1431) -- 10.14.2006

The longest I have gone without a shit is two weeks. It was during an extremely severe attack of IBS. The longest I have been constipated is about 19 months.
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Born to clog your bog, with a giant log.

btchboyer (not verified) -- 03.20.2007

I believe it is possible to go a month without pooing. My 10 year old son has gone 3 weeks. He has been taking Miralax(34 grams mixed with 8 oz of water)
for 3 days and not so much as a wet fart.. Poor thing...he looks like he's 5 months pregnant!

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 03.21.2007

How long had that kid held it in, in Dumpster's recent story? I'll have to go look that up. She ended up having to go to the hospital.

btchboyer (not verified) -- 03.22.2007

We're starting into the fourth week with NO pooping,5 days of Miralax and my 10 year old son still hasn't pooped. The overflow from his bowels has become so bad, he is now wearing pull-ups and can't go to school. His pediatrician doesn't seem to think it's a big deal...idiot. I'm very concerned. It's not good to be that full of crap.

A friend of mine who is a CNA recommended I give him Magnesium Citrate, but after reading the horror stories I can't put him through that. I don't know what to do.

The Dumpster (2507) -- 03.22.2007

I can attest first-hand to a 13 year-old girl going a month without a poop. I recently posted this story about it.

Admittedly, Holly was giving us an approximation, but under the circumstances as I described them in the story, we think she was being honest.

C. Everett Poop wrote on that same thread that he hadn't taken a dump in two months. I replied that if he took a two-month shit, they could fit what was left of him into a shoebox.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 03.25.2007

Eight days of Miralax: I gave my son an enema today...still no solid poo of any sort. His stomach is still distended and he is still having bowel leakage. How is this? I don't understand. A double dose of Miralax for 8 days, a suppository and a Fleets enema. I am really starting to freak out. Is it me being an overly concerned mother or is the doctor wrong about his condition? I am starting to think the problem is more than an impaction.

Please, anyone with any input or suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

Fart Poopie (1258) -- 03.25.2007

Anonymous, the best advice I can give you is to take your child to a different doctor and get a second opinion. Look for a gastroenterologist that works with children. That may be your best bet.

btchboyer (13) -- 03.26.2007

Fart Poopie- There are no Pediatric Gastro docs in my area. I am now waiting for my sons doc to call me back. If he doesn't do something I think I will take him to the ER. At least there they will run some tests.

btchboyer (13) -- 03.27.2007

Is there a Guiness record for the longest time without a BM? If there is I think my son will beat it. It has been approx. a month now.

His Pediatrician told me to up his does of Miralax to 3 capfuls.

I was able to find a Pediatric Gastro doc. He's about 1 1/2 hours from here, but we have an appt tomorrow.

I'll let ya know what happens.

btchboyer (13) -- 03.30.2007

This weekend my son starts magnesium Citrate, 8 oz for 2 days. I hear that's going to be fun.

oopsyeyemadeapoopsie (not verified) -- 04.18.2007

As a child I have went for 2 weeks without pooping. It was when our power would go out due to a bad electrical connection. I was afraid of the dark and my bathroom was DARK even at day time. So I was always afraid to go poo. So I held it in. I would get major abdominal pain and would almost poo myself. I am 16 now. And I just started discovering blood in it. I am wondering if it has anything to do with holding it in as a child. Could I have attained an ulcer or maybe hemroids. Maybe its just a soar from not wiping gently. My e-mail is albinopurplecat7@aol.com if you have a comment. Please respond. It also burns horribly. It hurts so much that it makes me not want to go. But I know that holding it is not good. And I am not about to start vomiting my fecal bodies. That is just out of the damn question. I am 16, and I smoke about a pack and a half a day. Could this have anything to do with it ? Well I gave my e-mail address please respond.

Thanx

Much Appreciation.

Dusty Ponciano

Phoenyxx (66) -- 04.18.2007

If someone is full of shit long enough, do they become a politician? Or perhaps an art instructor ;)

Anomalous Coward (728) -- 04.19.2007

About my head hangs a brownish pall,
I ain't shit this month at all.
I just sit all day and cry,
I'm so plugged I fear I'll die.
The strain is about to break my heart,
I'm unable to even pass a fart.
Deep inside my sullen bowel,
A monster shit that makes me howl,
A massive load of fecal concretion
Resists my efforts at excretion.
I tell my friends the hell of it,
And they reply, "You're full of shit."

Candy (not verified) -- 05.25.2007

Ok, you can go without pooping, I went 3 weeks without pooping, after my gall bladder was removed. I thought I was going to die, and the pain was unreal. But it did happen.

Shat Queen (not verified) -- 06.24.2007

I went to basic training for the Army, which lasted 9 weeks. Even though I was shoving my face at meal time (with 4 minutes to eat, it's a must), and consuming what had to be at least 4000 calories per day judging by how I was gaining weight while exercising an average of 5 hours per day), I didn't shit for 5.5 weeks. I actually forgot that I hadn't, so I obviously didn't have any pain, until I started thinking about what must be going on in there... It was with eager anticipation for about a week that I waited for the bomb. And surprisingly, it looked normal. Not supremely large, not too painful, and cartainly not debilitating.
By the way, I was drinking no less than 1.5 gallons of water per day, seeing how it was summertime in Missouri (yuk)....
Any theories about this one??

Need2shit (not verified) -- 07.30.2007

lol ill tell you guys one thing im in some abdominal pain right now im 20 years old and I average 1 MAYBE 2 shits a month and right now ive gone prolly a little over a month without shitting...now I deffinetly dont feel great right now, my stumach hurts a little, and im bloated but thats all....deffinetly could be because im on daily methadone, any1 on methadone knows all about the SERIOUS constipation ive taken stool softeners and fiber pills for the last 4 days...still no normal shits =( any1 with some good methods? but the point of my post its deffinetly possible to go a month without shitting because ive done it every month for the past year now...it sucks bad, thank god ive never had the urge to throwup any shit, kinda making me wanna hitup the e.r lol

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 08.14.2007

Im 16 now and Ive been constipated for half my life...Ive sometimes went 3weeks at the most 1 or 2x and more often 2weeks and sometimes 1week recently like 2months ago i started doing good almost everyday i have those moments but they never stay and Im just wondering what I need 2 do bcz I dont wanna stay like this. and I just bloat usually..no serious pain usually but sometimes.

Toilet Expert (29) -- 08.14.2007

I haven't pooped since this morning, and I'm already in pain... I've vomited poop, when i was very sick once. It was a terrible experience. Just thinking about it makes me nauseated.

Anonymous Freak (not verified) -- 11.02.2007

I need to crap so bad.. Its been 2 weeks on Saturday I took a bunch of choc exlax woke up with the feeling of diorea but nothing came out, went back to bed. I had pains on my right side i think the poo is crushing my appendix :(

Short Trip Traveler (not verified) -- 07.28.2008

Like some of the other commentors, I have difficulties going to take a dump on trips. I usually don't take trips for longer than 5 days but next summer I'm going with a group of friends to Hawaii. The trip is going to be at least a week or two weeks long. Is there a way to maintain regularity during this trip?

prarie doggin (3866) -- 07.28.2008

According to Food Canoes just jump into the ocean with a hot girl, and the shit will fly out your ass.

HELP PLEASE (not verified) -- 08.31.2008

hi, im 13 and haven't pooped in 2 days. I know it isn't long but it isn't normal for me. I also think i might have worms. But i am too scared to go to the doctor because there is no way im handing over my poop for inspection. I also can't go and buy over the counter worm medication cause im 13. Since i have been eating normaly and haven't pooped, where did it go? I don't feel lke i need to go? HELP please

HELP PLEASE (not verified) -- 08.31.2008

oh, i forgot to mention, 3 days ago i had this curry thing and than had diareah (can't spell) than the next day i had a cold. Since that i haven't pooped. Help please?

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 09.28.2008

Sheesh, this is starting to scare me. I havent went since August 20 something.

It really hurts for me to go though

and im 14

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 11.17.2008

i would just like too say that it is totaly possible for a person too go longer than a month without a bowl movement Im currently on my 3rd now you can say this is bs but the fact is i suffer severe ptsd from severe almost life ending child abuse wich primarily focused around potty traning as a child as a result of this i have a cripling fear of bowle movements, as for the side affects my body takes as a result of this are as follow, severe abdominal pain excess gas, this so far is the longest i have gone without one, so just so you all know it is physicaly possible too go longer than a month without a bowle movement ive been doing all my life and have never had any of the other described side affects and i allways poss the movement eventualy without being hospitalized (except for once) and suffer no apparent ill affects other than the stomach pains

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 11.17.2008

so i would just like too say that it is entirely possible for a person too go longer than a month without a bowl movement iam currently half way through my third month with no sign of giving in yet, but im not an average person so please dont try that, i suffered severe ptsd as a child from almost life ending child abuse due too potty training, was almost drown in a bathtub on one occassion, but anyway due to those horrors i have developed a pasionate fear of bowle movements that i cant seem too shake, im 21 years old as of november the 11th and have been doing this as long as i can remember , I've been hospitalized once from it and had too have an engee tube stuck down my nostril too pump a laxative into me, this isnt a fun condition and it affects every aspect of my life i just stumbled across this site quite on accident and decided for the first time too share my story and let you all know how far the human body can actualy go when pushed by insanity, also ive never thrown up feces never even come close

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 11.17.2008

OKAY THIS IS GAY,, I CANT POO!HELP ME.THANK
i usually poo twice a month..and i get soo sick form not pooing i get major cramps, sore tummy, and puking.. What can i do.
i was wondering if it was from swallowing too much gum, becasue i never spit it out.. i aalways swallows.HELP ME SHIT!
Thanks,
a pretty young blonde girl, Brittney

JohnC (not verified) -- 03.08.2009

I have the beginnings of Parkinson's disease, and I'm lucky if I poop once every 2 weeks.
There is no pain when I go, I have no urge to go except after that period of time. I was told that this is because my gut is slowing down like the rest of my system, and it takes longer for food to pass through my system.

Up until recently I was quite normal and went nearly every day. The change has been quite a shock to me and I was very nervous when this first happened.

Hav pain not in the butt (not verified) -- 04.02.2009

I hav been on narcotics for over 4 years due to a very painful illness and I have bowel problems severely. Im lucky if I can get one out once a month. There is No pain that cums w-it. I take stool softeners & fiber pills to try & help the situation But No luck. I eat regularly so Its not like there is nothing in to cum out. My boyfriend thinks I should be in the guinness book of records for going the longest in between bowel movements. Is there such a thing?
I think it personally depends on your make up & diet & health on how long you can go & whether it will cause u pain or make u sick. Goodluck to all u poo-ers out there. If U find out about the book let me know. Thx HPNITB

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 04.20.2009

Wow, a month? I've being going to the toilet once a month for... about 14 years now. :3 You're all lucky if the worst you've had is 1 month.

Idiot Postings (not verified) -- 08.22.2009

My father is dieing of Parkinson's Disease, and having a site to communicate with other suffering form the same thing is really helpful. Can you please delete the "Idiot Postings" in order to give more ligitimacy to this site.

Bilgepump (2747) -- 08.22.2009

Dear Idiot (hmmm...that doesn't sound right) This is, first and foremost, a poop humor site, although if we can provide a forum for shared crises, all the better. I wasn't sure if you wanted me to delete the name under which you posted, or if you had some specific posts in mind. I lost my father to prostate cancer a couple of years ago, and it was the HUMOR and friends here that got me through that, not the commiseration with others. Sharing misery just makes everyone miserable, and laughter truly is the best medicine, especially for an aching heart.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

daphne (4391) -- 08.22.2009

Besides, Dave, our fearless leader, is against censorship.

I'm so sorry about your dad, though. Seriously.


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

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