And when you do sit down and process a bowl movement make sure your (dingaling, (sorry, didn't know any other way to explain it)) is pointed down and not even with the crack in the seat, otherwise it will end up on the floor on your feet. Unless you just want warm urnial leak on your feet or something weird like that.

Sometimes, though, you can't do one without the other. If you are standing at the urinal, you start peeing and have to stop because the turtle head starts poking.

This explains why women can hold in farts during vaginal exams.

I have farted during a vaginal exam. Of course I am a guy, and I was squatting down....

people go all the time it feel so good

EricPooped - good point. This did happen to me once when I was so tired I just sat on the bowl and sort leaned back. My doink was therefore approximately horizontal and it was messy. And because of the previously discussed muscle control (courtesy Dr. Adams), I couldn't stop my pee too well without stopping or interfering with my poo. In fact, it was all rather confusing at the time because I had just woke up so I just thought what the hell and let it all go.

On a side note, a friend of mine told me recently he is trying to stop his young son from peeing the bed, so he wakes him up at 3.AM every morning and makes him go pee (don't know if this is an accepted training technique, I don't have kids yet). Anyway, the son eventually got the hang of it and would get up to go pee. But one early morning he awoke with a boner and sat on the toilet, waiting to pee and so sleepy and disoriented he ended up hyper-peeing all over himself. I laughed at the time.

Hey, I like the feeling of warm pee on the back of my trousers after a good poop. On a related note, my co workers wonder why my chair always smells funny.

This article explains why I always aim and piss before I pop a squat and shit.

Poop feels good, but pee through the crack does not.

The technique Eric mentions of holding your dick down when you are on the pot is informally referred to as either 'tucking' or 'taking a tuck,' because you are tucking your dick in or down so as to avoid urinary disaster. Strictly a male concern, and I remember clearly being told by my father when I was a little guy, to hold my dick down when I was on the toilet. In addition, the practice also affords protection from contact with hairy porcelain rims.

If only my father had told me to hold my dick down while pooping. I ended up learning the hard way:(

Wow...many men go on this site...I'm glad I don't have a dick :| I have enough to worry about.

I find I tend to do pee when I pass a motion. It is possible to have a totally dry motion, in theory at least, but I don't know of many people who do.

But what about those times when you have eaten too much lasagna and the ricotta cheese has created a little monster inside you that you do eventually have to give birth to? Nothing better than that relaxing pee in the aftershock of giving birth to that baby! LOL!

Is this why my morning piss is often coupled with a twenty one gun salute of sour, greasy farts?

My best friend and I always have referred to this as "buckalita".

I have pooped while trying to pee. Or at least a turd threatened to make its appearance on the scene a couple of times.

WHOA! I googled poop and it looks like sum 1 has a Scary obsession, WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Isn't it fun?

what about the aliens though?... do they shit?.. or piss?.. hmm..

If they do I wonder what color it is?

Speaking of pee, I just read something sick about professional athletes in next week's TV Guide. It seems that some athletes are so pumped up that rather than take down their pants at half time and take a leak they stuff towels down their pants and pee into them. Aw, man that's sick!

I want some ideas for a girz pissing contest. Anybody?

Here's some ideas for a pissing contest:
1. Color. How yellow can you flow? Better yet, what kind of strange colors can you make it.
2. Length. How long can you piss?
3. Volume. How much can you piss out?
4. Most creative pissing device. Pee in a cup? Hell, no! Try something interesting, like using pee to generate power or peeing to open the refrigerator door. Just be creative!
5. Target shooting. Boys can do it. So can you. It's just... downward.
6. Name writing. Judge for speed and accuracy. Get those hips flying!
7. Best piss of the year. Who's the yellowist, biggest, longest, most creative pisser around. The winner will be determined here.
Oh, and be sure to have a pee fair on the side. You can sell all sorts of devices for making peeing more convenient. You know, those hiking shorts that open on the bottom, the SweetPee, a machine to extract drinkable water from pee (and other bodily fluids), theories on using pee to cure cancer. Make sure to have some piss-powered kiddie rides on the side and maybe a yellow pee fountain. (Or orange if it has a bladder infection!)
Bonus Exibit: Pussies that smell like fish. What, why, and where?

My friend told me that his girl friend shit on the table while giving birth? Is that just a problem with her? or does this happen alot?

hi there poop expert!

i was wondering if you could solve a poop mystery.
I have often seen (Mostly in summer) while walking in my local park, a WHITE POO!
Whats the deal here?
please reply if you know anything,as it has bugged me for decades.. and my mates never believe me when i tell them.
many thanks

jinja

I, too have seen a white poo. It's usually poo that's been sitting there a while and so all the brown has run out of it. Dogs are good at making their poo turn white.

I actually don't piss when I shit. I piss a little before, and then piss a little after. This is how I know that I'm doing shitting. Interesting.

I usually don't piss when I shit, either. I know when I have to take a dump and then pee afterwards.

Here is one I really hate! when you piss in the bowl and you have to chop a quarter pounder logg off and the back splash is so great the piss splashes all over your ass hole causing a ph unbalance down there!

But can a man shit while he's coming? I always used to wonder and then one day I found out. It was an almost spiritual experience, similar to my first.

I've been talking pee with other people for a long time, and I learned something. Some people can seperately control their front and rear holding muscles and some can't. Oddly, each type is reluctant to believe in the other. I personally can't hold pee while pooping and vice versa. It feels like the same muscle holds onto both. I used to assume they were a single muscle until I talked to people who could actually hold their pee while pooping. They're on the same nerve for me though, every twitch of either holding muscle is felt in both places. I've spent a lot of time trying to operate them seperately, but there's no way. I wish I could.

I had an embarressing moment once in a pub, after a few beers I was bursting for a piss, so I went to the gents, stood at the urinal side by side between 2 other guys.. And then it happened, I shit myself, and it stunk bad, they both laughed at me before having to vacate quickly. I had to stand take my trousers and pants off and stand there washing them in the sink, got a few funny looks from people when i was standing there naked from the waist down.. My mate came to the toilet wondering where I was, and found me standing there with my cock and arse out washing my pants in the sink. I've never lived it down since.

I've never been able to hold my piss in while I drop trow, and I hope I will never be able to. It's so relieving when you've come from a nasty battle with a giant turd to have warm fluids flow from your body.

This morning I think I actually pissed out my ass . It was a sort of yellowish brown . Does this sound familiar to any of you poop fanatics ??!!

my freind says he can shoot the shit from his ass like at least a foot or two. can anyone tell me if he is lying or can this be medically possible.

He's yanking your pud.

This is fake but aint it funny. One day i was taken a shit and my mom came in told me to get up. Then she ate my crap!!!! Ok, not that funny, Ill think of something better. That was just lame.

Ok i got one! Whenever I hold my dick down I always get piss all over my fingers!! By the way, what the heck is this website doing here???

i poo 3 times a day and im 18 its watery all the time i was in the high school stall and i let it out to fast everyone in the bathroom herd i was embarassed

Why does poop come in different colors?

Also, Why does lettuce come out of the anus when pooping occurs?

It seems like women piss while they shit--Guys don't, at least me anyway. I can take a dump and then find myself having to piss afterwards.

womens assholes alway pooch out when they pee. If there was anything there they would shit too.

whats bad is when you have to pee and fart then it happens you shit in your pants has happen to me to many times

Hey though I have an awesome story, my friend threw and awesome rock out party and one of the guys passed out really quick so we thought if warm water makes you piss your pants, then what does cold water do? So instead we got a bucket of ice and put it all over him and insted of pissing his pants he took a shit.... it was funny as hell!!!! Yall gotta try it sometimes! You know you want to!

wowzers I was surfin the net n found this site, seems like alot of guys have taht prob. :\ Glad I dont gots a dick.... I'm bored, yawn. bye

does this mean that every one has a shitty bum ? :(

I have to piss....

sometimes i dream i piss all over the place even though im on the hole! then the next day when i take a piss, it comes out to fast and it pools up on my legs. one time my friend and i were skating and making super funny jokes. i wuz laughing so hard i fell down and wet my pants:0 i ran to the bathroom and my panties were soaked!!!!! it stunk until i got home.

one time my cousins friend pissed off a bridge into the water. boys got it easy, they can just stand and let it rip!!!! i gotta squat and it sucks:( once a girl and me tried to piss stnading up over a toliet. didn't work so well. once me friend and i pissed in her shower. her parents freaked when they found gotta go and pee.

once i pissed squating in the the tub and i sprayed 30cm!!!! lets see if anyone can beat that. can't be a boy though cuz im a girl:0 shout out if u can beat it.its strange how i found this site. i found by going on google.

have any of u had to piss in the wild(like when in on a hike in the middle of nowhere)once i went on a fishing trip with my friend by Dino Lake in BC. i had to go 6 times!!!! once by a rock shore(i went on the rocks)four times by a smooth, flat rock place. i went around the corner and supported my feet and back in a sitting position and let 'er rip. it took me 20 seconds once!!!!!!!!

ever had the urge to piss when ur outside in a bathing suit? i did once and i couldn't wait. i rapped my towl around me, squated down and went on the grass. another time i had to go when i wuz swimming at a river with my dino camp class. i just sat on a rock in the sun and pissed.

most of the time i can hold my piss when i crap. somethimes and go at the same time and my piss will pool up in a spot on my legs 'cause it comes out so fast.

I cant belive it. there is a website for eveything. even a shitting site. lol

Another interesting question less related to pooping might be whats the deal with the shiver or spasm u get when peeing sometimes?

Oh and guacamole makes for a very interesting shade of shite. I wonder what eating cherry Kool-Aid right from the pack might produce.

i once pooped during a vaginal exam

the girl i was examining slapped me in the face

I have the nastiest farts when I take a piss....I try to hold it in, but I can't. People just give me the weirdest looks. What can ya do?

I have long wondered why I pee before I poop. Good answer!

But I notice that I know I'm "done" when I pee just a teeny bit more at the end. I've no explanation for that.
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"You polished up my low-flow, and I dirtied up your bowl!"

i pee w'll i shit isn't that strange i push my shit out and pee comes too.

this site is about poop? lol

wholey "shit" theres acctually a page 4 pooping (just bored and started searching for random things)

Sometimes when I am gonna do a massive fart, it makes me almost piss.

My dick is so big when I sit down to take a dump it dips in the water =( so I have to sort of elevate it with my hand so it doesnt get wet

"Why dontcha come up and see me sometime?"-- Mae West

for the last few weeks, every time i've had a good clearout, it has been real messy - even though i sit as low through the seat as i can, i have still managed to get splatterings of shit over the walls and floor

anyone wanna comment ?

The difference between "poo" and "poop"...
one has a pee only at the beginning, the other has a pee both before and after!

How can you tell if your turds are tired? They get pooped out!!!

It is easier to keep your (this is my best description) winkie where it belongs, if you have an elongated toilet bowl.

Back to topic. "Why "must" you "always" urinate when you poop?" Key words here, must and always. There could be many reasons. 1. I personally don't urinate and poop at the same time, therefore, I would guess that it is just how the individual's body works. 2. Maybee some people's "urinary spinchter" is weaker than other's. 3. It could be psychologically related. There could be many other factors.
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We aim to please, you aim too please.

For years, I did not think to search it up online. Now I did and found this site. I've always wondered if it was natural for a man to always sit on the toilet. I'm not sure how it started, but I have a habit of sitting whenever I'm peeing only, shitting only, or peeing and shitting. It is a good thing, because peeing while standing can be messy around the toilet. I shit and pee at the same time alot. Both would go at the same time, or shit goes first and then pee goes while the shitting is in progress, or peeing first and then shitting happens while peeing is in progress. So, it looks like alot of people experience it too.

LOL @ Ken King. I have to make sure my dingaling is pointed well down otherwise I also get the wet-back-of-trousers thing going on and that ain't nice especially when I'd planned to wear them and then take them back to the shop!

My mom use to repeat to my sister and me, "Habits are formed at an early age!" While it was directed at not smoking, making our beds, being punctual, etc., for me, my peeing when pooping situation was forced on me when my parents moved at the beginning of my 8th grade year. Both my sister--two years older--and I were made to go to catholic schools and my parents looked down on the friends I had that went to East High, the public school. They expected so much more of the parochial school system and unfortunately (for me, at least) I got it!

I was forced to go to a K-8 parish school, and unlike my friends in public school, I didn't have a different teacher for each of my classes. Each day, all day, we had a 70-something elderly nun Sister Rose who kept the parents satisfied with her strict,on-task discipline. She would allow us to go to the bathroom once each day and a clipboard was used to log us in and out. I found out the first week of school what a mean witch she was when at about l:30 p.m. during silent reading I had to pee and I asked permission. She came back to my desk, asked me to look at the bulletin board calander next to her desk, then read to her the date, compare it to the date I had signed out on two hours earlier (when I had to take a pretty big crap)and to explain to her how I would be within the rule if I was to sign out for the bathroom anytime prior to 12:0l that evening. I had to pee so bad it almost drove me to tears, but none of the others in my class would dare question the elderly witch who had begun her teaching/warden career when FDR was president.(this was in the mid-1980s).

As I made more friends and we exchanged ideas, we found that she was all too consistent. There was no way to beat the system so, as in my case, I would hold my bowels for a couple of hours and then sign out to pee at the same time. Many of my friends did that, although at some times we were uncertain that we could "hold it", especially if it was right after lunch or recess on colder, winter days. There were a few accidents, but Sister Rose just chalked such experiences up to "a lot of flu going around". Another drawback was there were only about 15 stalls in our bathroom in our wing, so sometimes we had a long wait because my friends and I would stay on the stool longer to ensure that we both peed and pooped in one sitting--there sure would be no second chance. One night my bus was late in picking me up and I tried to go back into the school but another nun (younger--probably in her 60s and strict as hell too!) made me turn around before I got to the bathroom door. While I was sitting on the stairs and waiting in the lobby, another girl who was a couple of years older came out upset and crying. She had just sat down to poop when the nun opened the door on her, told her she was unauthorized to be in there because it was after school, made her pull up her underwear and leave. I don't know how she held it in on her bus ride home that night!

Although I got a fine education there and got accepted by one of the top private colleges in the nation, I still am hurt by the one-visit-per-day rule more than 20 years ago. I did learn discipline and even now I find myself taking extra time in public bathrooms for the one of two extra pushes necessary to complete my task. We have a on-line log-in/log-out feature on our computers at work and I rarely have to worry about multiple transactions showing for the bathroom. However, both my son and daughter go to public schools where younger teachers and more freedoms are the norm. Most recently my freshman daughter did a paper on human rights and Amnesty International. I could have used that information 20 years ago. And she was amazed that earlier generations had to put up with such savage disciplinarians.

Piss & Poop - Great & weird site!
My own experiences -
Invariably piss when pooping, never poop when pissing, except when I've had to stop when struck by sudden squirt attack.
Off Topic - Always wipe seated, from right side, right butt-cheek lifted (I'm left handed, butt for some reason can't wipe on the left - anathema in Arab countries (or maybe Islamic - don't know), front to back (being male, no reason for that).
All the girls/women I've know with one or two exceptions: a) don't piss when they poop, perhaps because, b) they reach BETWEEN THEIR LEGS(!!!) to wipe their butt. The idea being they'd either get their arm wet from the piss on their bush or get the paper wet & have to wipe their butt with piss-soaked tp or wiping piss, then poop would just waste paper (don't really think this enters in).
Never heard (but there's always a first time) of a guy wiping his butt by reaching between his legs because of the paraphenalia in the way &/or because his arm also would get wet - "the last drop always ..."
And, speaking of front-to-back, except for fastidiousness, why is back-to-front a problem? Ever changed (or been present) when a baby girl's diaper is changed? Often poop from coccyx to front of vulva (should I be using a more euphemistic, less anatomical word here?)

Peeing when I'm pooping makes special sense to me, especially in summer. As a college student, I'm taking classes part-time and working an internship that involves sales and traveling quite a bit, and public bathrooms are not always available and...well, public. When I sit down on a so-so seat to poop, why not drain some pee to because it one less search, stop and sit-down I'm going to have to do. I remember when I was very young and using one of our city's public swimming pools for the first time. There was a big sign and even bigger manager in the locker room who made sure when we got into our suits, we also showered and the last stop was the toilet. IT WAS MANDATORY that we went in and tried to go. I was stopped once because I had just come from home, my mom was with me BUT the manager still insisted that I go into a stall and go. I resented that I had to go and had just pooped at home within the hour, but I sat down for a couple minutes, flushed and was allowed in the pool. By the way, both my mom and I hated those toilets. The concrete floors were slippery and the toilet seats were wet. Otherwise, I have always prefered a dry toilet seat and I've even bypassed a few stalls which didn't meet the criteria.

I agree with Carleen that such pee/poop before you enter the public swimming pool rules are stupid. It's just another regulation or way of controlling people that they should be able to do on their own without having to be told and observed doing something such as going into a stall, sitting down, flushing, and then being admitted to a pool. If you've crapped in the past hour, it's idiotic to make you sit down again and "go", but I know that there are some children who don't have the leadership at home and will pee and crap in the pool. Last month, I walked into the locker room at the public pool I go to and saw two girls, each about 10, taking their swim suits off while sitting on a bench in the locker room. One leaned back on the bench until she was almost falling off and peed onto the floor. Apparently they had some sort of dare or bet going. They were both laughing very heartedly when my daughter and I walked by. I steered Camdyn to the other side of the bench so she wouldn't walk in the pee. I told the ticket taker as we were exiting and he said he would have to see it happen if he was going to take any action. Last year Camdyn sat on a sizeable log of shit at the same pool when she was desparate to get a stall, sit down, and pee. Until responsibility is taught in the home, I'm just not hopeful that anything is going to improve. I think I'm going to talk to my husband about a private pool membership for next year. It can't be that bad there.

I like never pee when i poo... sometimes i do, but i think the last time i did was a looooong time ago.

I think I would be inclined to get a private swim membrship too, Swimmer. That must have been disgusting for you and your daughter to see. I wonder who was the first to have sat on that bench when undressing or dressing and just thinking that the liquid was from somebody's recent shower. Camdyn most certainly is more careful now in that locker room, toilet area and pool since she sat on the log of shit last year. How gross and inconsiderate. I also like the response from the employee that they have to "see it happen" before they can take any action. Simply unreal and indicative of parents not doing their jobs. When I take my daughter (she's 7) swimming next time I think I'm going to put a bath towel down on the bench for her when she's changing. Urrrgh! Sitting in someone else's urine or when you're on the toilet, their deliberately-left log of shit.

Congradulations! You have a lawyer in the family!

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Erythorbic (not verified) -- 03.12.2004
My friend told me that his girl friend shit on the table while giving birth? Is that just a problem with her? or does this happen alot?

Why pee when pooping is a question I sometimes ask myself; only for me, it's the reverse. I'm 24 and often travel as part of my sales job. That means lots of time in airports, large office buildings, and a variety of buildings too numerous to mention. Often I'll get off a plane, run straight to the ladies room, and pee. I'll use my cell from the stool to get directions to the rental car, etc. I save time by taking stalls without toilet paper left because it's not essential to my pee. However, sometimes when I'm on hold I'll get some rumbling and in two or three minutes I'll be pooping at little too. Then the problem, because there's no toilet paper to wipe with. Sometimes my underwear takes a beating so to speak because I'm a few minutes away from a client and I want to assure myself of one less "pit stop".

I don't pee and poop at the same time. Well I shouldn't say never, but, I usually poop and then pee. When that happens, and I start to pee, I know that all the kids have been dropped off in the pool.

I can also stop my pee in midstream, regardless of how bad I had to pee at the time.

I was out shopping and went to the movies with my grandma. She's 82. When I came back from excusing myself a 2nd time to use the bathroom, she asked if I was sick. I told her no but the first time I had to crap and about 45 minutes later I had to pee. Later that day while we were eating in the food court, she explained when she came to the city from the farm in 1948, she was surprised by all the pay toilets she found in department stores and other public places. They cost, she said 5 cents or 10 cents, and that was money she would rather spend at the soda fountain or on candy. A friend told her to do "double duty" when she went in and she would save the money by needing a 2nd trip later. She said both crapping and peeing at the same time made sense to a lot of her friends. Grandma also told me the story of some girls who would cheat the store by slidding in under the stall door or worse yet, not latching the door when they left so that their friend(s) or others in line would get in free. She doesn't remember exactly when the pay toilets were taken out, but she thinks it was during the 1960s.

I love grammas! Yours sounds really cool. Spend as much time as you can with her.

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Normally I poop completely and then pee; however, on my current high-water regime, I sometimes find that the pee urge is so strong that both organs are emptying simultaneously. Fun, but unusual for me. Yesterday I was working outside and did not want to go in to use the toilet, so the need grew. I was farting and holding in my pee at the same time. I finished my work outside and went in to the toilet, where I sat and had immediate release from both bladder and bowels. I can't remember the last time it happened just like that.

I take a full load of classes at school, am out for a sport as a three-season athlete, and I put in 20 hours a week working as a clerk at our city's airport. About two years ago I found it was a great time-saver and convenience to pee when I poop because so much of the time, whether it's at my high school or the airport, there's a long line for each of the toilets and there's not always enough toilet paper to wipe with. Once I pooped at school right after dismissal and when I got done I found each of the 10 or so stalls was out of toilet paper. About 30 minutes later, I got to the airport, had to wait in a 10 minute crowd (between flights, I guess) to pee, and when I was on the toilet, I used the toilet paper available to wipe from my previous crap. Since that time, I've learned to hold one function until I can complete the other in the same sitting. It works great, it's time-saving and it's not all that inconvenient.

Why Not?

In other words, as long as you're sitting, might as well get rid of everything, both piss wise and shit wise.