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algae-esque matter in my poop

Posted 10.10.2006 by Motherload (1058)
SR Asks:

I took a poop today. I always take a look at my creation. Today I saw something like fur intertwined in my poop. It looked fibrous -- not like something I ate, but like something that grew in my poop. Is that possible? I hope not... it had that algea-in-the-ocean look, but it was not green. What is it? I don't eat anything that looks like this.


Dear SR,

It's probably nothing more than the way that particular poop formed during processing. Sometimes loosely formed stool has a furry appearance. Maybe there is an overgrowth of algae in your local water supply. I know around here where I live, about twice a year a vague odor similar to a dirty fish tank can be smelled when running hot water out of the tap. I live right next to a reservoir "lake" and the water treatment plant is just down the road. They eventually kill the smell with a nice big dump of extra chlorine, which gives our tap water a greenish hue for a few days, but clears up the smell and kills off the excess algae. Try swallowing a live goldfish and see if it comes out swimming. If so, then you probably do have some algae growing in there. Your local pool and spa supply store may have some helpful chemicals you could try.

Motherload is Certified Nurse Assistant as well as an IBS sufferer, which means she knows a lot about poop. Got a question for her? Ask it here.

daphne (3668) -- 10.10.2006

These types of questions intrique the hell out of me and always have. I think I've read here that sometimes your intestines shed their inner lining. Is that right? If you had eaten something with tons of food coloring lately, would it be possible that this shedding would be a different color, or is that totally impossible? You know, Motherload, nothing like this every happens to me. I have boring poop. Yawn.

Sigh. Well at least I have first post and all that. Weeeeeeeee.


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Thunderbox (884) -- 10.10.2006

"I saw something like fur intertwined in my poop" - SR, you `ll have to stop sticking hamsters up your ass.

Double Flush (604) -- 10.10.2006

This reminds me of SamDamnit!'s "lettuce lace." Maybe you are simply seeing some undigested plant material--plants' cell walls are made of cellulose, which we can't digest. It just passes through quietly.

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SamDamnit (1192) -- 10.10.2006

I'm with Flushy. I think it is plant fibers of some sort.
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healthy 1 (1427) -- 10.10.2006

Hmm, I have heard of this problem.

Maybee you are something that you normally don't. It has happened to me a couple of times, I can only speculate what causes this. It could be your intestines shedding.
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DungDaddy (1386) -- 10.10.2006

Next time you see something inexplicable in your poop, pull it out and examine it more closely if it so intrigues you.

runninggrrl2 (170) -- 10.10.2006

I get those a lot...usually it's leftover salad or spinach. Nothing weird at all.


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Nine Inch Log (361) -- 10.10.2006

My guess is left over plant material. Sometimes I'll eat a lot of apples and get the skin in my poop the next day. It wierded me out for a while until I combined 2 and 2.

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Fart Poopie (1257) -- 10.10.2006

DF, sometimes it doesn't pass through so quietly...

Anal About Poop (240) -- 10.10.2006

Did you happen to eat any Chia Pet seeds? I bet I'll see that these holiday. The Chia Turd.

daphne (3668) -- 10.10.2006

Chia turd? I'd buy it.


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Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 10.11.2006

Ectoplasm - you have a ghost inhabiting your asshole. Who ya gonna call...?

Seriously I'd have to go with the plant fiber theory.

Poothor (not verified) -- 10.12.2006

This is most likely mucous. It's very common in food allergies, or in cases where an irritant is consumed (like alcohol.) It may also be, as some of the other posters mentioned, undigested cellulose.

Daphne - the human intestinal endothelium does not "shed" like the uterine lining, but severe tissue damage due to amoebic dysentery or similar pathogens can cause cell death resulting in sloughing of dead tissue. This is an extremely painful and potentially life-threatening condition though, so it's unlikely the poster is suffering from amoebic dysentery.

-Poothor

shitwit (571) -- 10.12.2006

My vote is for plant material too. Salad can come out looking quite fresh and leafy at times.


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Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 03.11.2007

Its called mucoid plaque. Google it.

GottaGoGirl (2616) -- 03.11.2007

Um...I'll pass, but thanks. You're very kind.

Moldy (not verified) -- 06.12.2007

Hi,

I have the same problem! I poop daily, big ones two. I eat a lot of veggies and fruit. I had a baby fifteen months ago, ans when he turned about 3 months old, I started having what looks like white fungus growing in my poop.
I don't know what causes it, could it be some sort of intestinal yeast infection caused my hormonal changes (I had a vaginal yeast infection when it started)? Could it be my diet? Could it be the parasitic waste (I don't itch, and I haven't seen any worms or anything)?
All I know is my poop float, I heard that is bad. It is covered in the white, stingy, almost worm like growths that look like they have roots coming of them. (It isn't a worm, believe my, as gross as it is I inspected it close up, very well, several time. Don't worry, I washed my hands.) Really it looks as though I I've had the same turd sitting inside my for months of something, and a plant started growing from it! But I usually go daily.
I mean it is so disturbing looking I showed it to my husband and he was shocked. Every time I relieve myself it is the same thing. I want to go to the doctor about it, but I don't have insurance and I can't afford it. Any ideas?

healthy 1 (1427) -- 10.10.2007

My above comment doesn't make a lick of sense. What I meant to say was: Maybee you ate something that you normaly don't.

liv (not verified) -- 06.09.2008

My poo was bright orange, almost looked like it was blood tinged. How does this happen?

The Shit Volcano (3740) -- 06.10.2008

Liv, there is an article hiding around the site that discusses this very problem. Take a look around under the Orange Oil article. It's the fish.

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