"after i poop my anus remains outside"

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The Flying W asks:

For almost three years I seem to have had an almost OCD-like fixation on poop. I forget why, but if I didn't go every day I would be extremely upset about that fact. So I strained to go every day.

When I realized this was bad for me, I only went when it ABSOLUTELY had to come out! But I had almost constant discomfort like I needed to go, and discovered if I sat down and relaxed it would come out, even though I didn't feel like I had to go asap.

After that, whenever I "thought" I had to go, I would try, usually straining for half an hour or more. The problem was that the poo would snake halfway out, then kind of stop, half hanging; and the more I pushed, the more came out, so I never know when to stop!

I take Metamucil and lots of fiber now, and sometimes it works wonderfully, delivering daily solid poos; but others are extremely loose.

But what started as a strange lump is now this: I can physically see intestines or whatever (just a big bulge) protruding from my anus when I push the poop out. I doubt this is good for me. Sometimes after going poop my anus remains inside out, and if I suck in I can feel it flip back to normal.

Have I permanently damaged my system? Any advice? Thanks soooo much.


How do you see something protruding from your anus while pushing out poop? Are you pooping on a mirror? And the fact that you think that it is your INTESTINES hanging out of your ass -- yet you still have the ability to calmly write about your situation and ask for advice from strangers on the internet instead of seeing a REAL DOCTOR -- just blows my mind.

If I EVER -- even once -- felt my anus "flip", my butt would be in a hospital ER on a gurney under the brightest exam light aimed right in the face of the best proctologist available, STAT!

Thanks for asking Motherload!

Motherload is a Certified Nurse Assistant as well as an IBS sufferer, which means she knows a lot about poop. Got a question for her? Ask it here.












65 Comments on ""after i poop my anus remains outside""

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Well it all returns to normal afterwards! And it's a tad embarassing to go to a doctor and be like my ass turns inside out. Just wondering if you are indeed a source of valuable information, if maybe you could stop satirizing people's bowel problems and offering sound advice. Isn't this the serious section after all?

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he's probably got lots of ass grapes too!!!

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Sweet Holy Moses!!!

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Has the Flying W ever heard of the word prolapse?

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About 10 years ago we used to hang out with this dude who used to tell us that he had a nasty hemorrhoid.

One night we were all drunk and he mooned us; this thing in his ass was so crazy it looked like he had a four inch pink dick growing out of his asshole.

After seeing that, I can believe anything.

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Doniker - I'm pleased you were drunk. If you had been sober that sight might have caused you nightmares.

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Hey, W, I just approved your comment, which is why it took a bit to show up, even though it was first.

Let me answer your question "Isn't this the serious section after all?"

First, yes, it is. But, if you take the time to read what Motherload says, she's answering in incredulity, not satire.

W, we received about 100 posts to approve a week from non-registered people asking for medical advice. Not alot of them are approved because the answer to their posts is often above in the thread or page in which they are waiting for approval. The answer will most always be SEE A DOCTOR.

I don't feel Motherload was out of line in taking a light or shocked tone that you'd ask for help if you indeed thought your intestine was falling out instead of calling your doctor. Think about what you've asked. You've asked if a body part that's normally inside could be hanging out, and you took the time to write to a web site mostly dedicated to intellectual poop humor (although we do try to help people) instead of asking a medical doctor or calling a medical help line.

We are greatly aware that there is a butt stigma involved here; no one wants to go to the doctor when it involves such a taboo subject. We field questions daily such as:

I'm bleeding from the anus heavily. Should I see a doctor?

My stool is bloody. What should I do?

I haven't pooped in two weeks. How can I poop?

I haven't pooped in weeks, and now I'm vomiting. What should I do?

and so on........

Some of these questions are so serious that we sit here, moderators of the front page, and scratch our heads, wondering, how we can truly send the information back to this person fast enough. Sometimes an unapproved comment will sit for a couple of hours if no front page mods happen to be online.

In that meantime, the person bleeding from the rectum could become seriously ill, if indeed his or her injury is that bad.

Because you chose to ask a website that is based on humor for medical advice - even though we do try to be serious and help people - you have to understand that even the correct answer (which you received, because what you described could have been serious) may be lightly sprinkled with a bit of humor or jocular shock. After all, you've expected Motherload to correctly diagnose your butt unseen, with her only means of diagnosis being an email. What if she told you "it sounds like an external/internal hemorrhoid, don't worry about it" and then you end up being hospitalized later because she was wrong? Let me ask you this - if a part of your nose came out every time you blew your nose, or a piece of flesh came out of your eye when you sneezed, would you have chosen to sit at home and ask a group on the internet or would you have called your doctor?

If you look at it this way, you may not feel so embarrassed about seeing a proctologist. Remember, you're wouldn't be the only asshole he'd seen that day. No pun intended.

We're glad that you're alright. In fact, that's what we like to hear.

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Things like this do exist though.. I have an issue called rectal prolapse, which is literally your rectum coming out a goodly distance.

At first glance, I thought this might of been what he was experiencing. However, I am no doctor.

After rereading, it appears that he said he was drunk..

Anyway, glad you are doing well..

(still waiting for the Magnesium Citrate to work..)

Stephen

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Damn I am glad I never encountered that problem and hope I never will geez. Is there surgery for this type of condition. I can only imagine the discomfort.
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My Dad had a problem where he had an abscess (I assume somewhere in his intestines) that got so large it actually started to protrude out his anus. It actually eventually completely 'blocked it up' and he had to get it lanced at the hospital. It was probably one of the more disgusting things I have heard of. And the doctor's description of what happened when they lanced literally almost made me pass out.

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This one struck me along the same vein as "I just got stabbed in the face with a rusty nail...what should I do?!"

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I've had what you describe, and I've been checked by doctors. It's just a hemmorhoid! Extremely common, no big deal, when the swelling goes down, it goes back in. Doc says it's helpful to gently push it back in.

Of course, you may have something else going on, but your description sounds just like my minor hemmorhoid problem.

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I don't know about you guys, but I would not associate the word "Minor" with the phrase "after i poop my anus remains outside"

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There is no fear or shame in seeing a colorectal surgeon. Why suffer? Its not like they have never seen a butt before.

Colorectal Surgeon song

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Semi-colon's right. Especially since any decent ass doctor has seen much worse. (I'm thinking about all the stories I hear about the strange things people shove up their butts these days -- some of them are urban legends, but there are pretty odd people out there...)

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Folks, I thought Motherload's response was very funny....so funny that it took 20 minutes to clean the diet coke off my desk and keyboard.
daphne,Why the hell would anyone come to PR and expect REAL medical advice? The web has so many other sites where they would get a serious response.I also forget that many people out there do not have the brains to figure out the proper place to go and find real medical information.You Moderators have a strange job with dealing in e-mails that are that serious. My headband is off to you.I figure if you send something to Dave and it gets posted you have a chance of being entertained.
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So what is this cause I'm scared as fuck right now cause I have the same thing!

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Well let me see...............my urologist sticks telescopes up my weenie......my gastroenterologist sticks hose pipes up my butt. My general practitioner fondles my balls while I cough. Knowing what these
procedures could detect, life threatening
abnormalities, makes them easy to tolerate.
Anyone with an inside out asshole should be happy to let a medical professional look at it with no shame.

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Based simply on the fact that you say your intestine is hanging out of your ass my professional opinion is that you are being punished by god for a terrible sin!! Because only something terrible is punishable by intestines hanging out of assholes. Just repent immediately and you should be fine.

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Ha!

I love zealots.


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This sounds very much like a prolapsed rectum and it needs attention.

The Scumlette started potty training quite young, at about 9 months. I always said this was too young, but Mrs Scumbag insisted that her own mother started her at about 8 months, but I eventually gave in to pressure. Unfortunately, so did Scumlette's bowels.

Although all was well at first, after she sat on the pot one day and did a poo, we were horrified to discover a purple protrusion like a pair of pouting Mick Jagger lips from her anus which turned out to be her bowel wall turning inside-out. It was seemingly painless and within an hour it had withdrawn back inside so that her little freckle was how it should be.

After a doctor's examination it seemed that this was a fairly common thing to happen, but it was certainly alarming. The doc suggested that she not strain at stool (which is a difficult thing to convince a baby to do) and eventually her bowel wall will strengthen, but every now and again the same thing would happen and it kept on happening every couple of months until she was 4. She'd rush to one of us saying "Mummy! Daddy! My bottom's come out again!" which as I said, didn't seem to cause pain, but looked very disturbing indeed. Again, it'd just sort itself out and suck itself back inside.

She's not had these problems for two years now and hopefully she won't again as kids are very resiliant, and as she grows, her muscles will strengthen. However, we're both a little paranoid about this and try to ensure that she eats a very healthy high-fibre diet and doesn't push hard when pooping.

But in an adult, it's obviously more serious. I understand that this sort of thing could develop into a weakness that'll be with you forever without the intervention of surgery to tighten the bowel wall, so I would suggest that W gets a proctologist's opinion as a matter of urgency or he could have serious incontinence problems later in life.

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Mrs Thunderbutt developed a prolapse giving birth to very large babies. She is a diminutive woman, 4' 10", and had two children that were each well over 9 pounds. Her gastroenterologist put her on a high fiber diet with metamucil and as long as she does no heavy lifting leads a normal life.
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I saw something similar in my cat's anus. It turned out her anal sacs needed to be expressed and they were inflamed.
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I wonder if that's ever happened to any of Bilge's cats...

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nope, but I had to have MY anal glands expressed once....just once.
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Expressed what?
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You know those things they sell in novelty shops? They're water-filled balloon-looking things which are hollow through the middle, and damned near impossible to hold vertically?
It sounds like the flying W has one of these things sticking out of his/her poop-chute.
My advice? Next time it pops out, get a giggling child to try to grab it, and it should shoot back up from whence it came.
(This could even become your "party trick")
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I love thoe things! I have to go get a squishy now...bye!
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Ive got an iside owt 1 wel since i cudnt poop n i straind meself tryin or wateva n im worrid nw

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Sorry, I can't decipher this code, but given the title of the story, I would suggest a communications class in order to be able to describe whatever it is you posted, or you're probably completely fucked, and may as well start digging a grave for yourself.
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See a doctor then.

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I'm shooting myself by knowing what it's supposed to say...

Leandraspeak translation: I have an inside out one well since I couldn't poop and I strained myself tyring or whatever and I'm worried now.

Still doesn't make much sense, that's just how the words are supposed to be spelled...
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The sad thing is, judging by the txt spk, this young lady is British. In which case she should stop fucking about on the internet and seek the free medical attention that the NHS provides. Then get back to school and ask her teacher for remedial English classes so that she doesn't humiliate herself and her country online ever again.

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!!! I'm 16 and I couldn't even tell it was different from American text speak. Holy shit, is there really different leandraspeak around the world???
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Yes, sadly. I may be wrong of course, but the phonetics are very English. At a guess, London. I see so much of it, unfortunately, that I can usually tell. What infuriates me is that it takes mental effort to write phonetically and reflect an accent. Far more effort in fact, than making oneself understood properly, but to communicate in anything other than textual phonetics is somehow considered pretentious, despite being an outrageous urban pretention in itself.

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Huh? !!! OhmysmexyCarlisle, guess what, ES:? Carlisle was born in London!!! That means you are both British! Whee! (The twilight dvd commercial wasjust on, I am totally squeed out!)
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And I'm confused.

But I'm pleased that us both being born in London gives you so much excitement Leandra. If only I could understand why... *sigh*

And what does 'squeed out' mean?

*belches steak and kidney pie*

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ES,
First example I ever saw of this phenomenon was in "Monty Python's Big Red Book" (you know- the blue one).
It had an entire paragraph written in the sort of abbreviation seen in the real estate for sale columns. Made reference to some lady of loose morals, and said something like "Bet sh bngs lk sht hs dr."
Very funny as a stand-alone gag in the '70s, but not so funny when an entire generation of would-bes if they could-bes are using it to communicate.
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"Squeed out"...
Could mean a moistening of the undercarriage...
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Any room for a spare pom over there BM? If this is the future of England I wish to get out fast.

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Squeed out- totally freakin excited!!!

I'm excited because Carlisle is the personification of perfect, and you're from the same country he is (but he was born in the 1640's)

BM-I don't really use that text speak all that often. I'm one of the few teens that don't really understand what all that crap is.

Bilgey hasn't responded to my excellent translation. I'm rather proud of it.
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Anonymous Coward 16 f (not verified) -- 03.11.2009

Ive got an iside owt 1 wel since i cudnt poop n i straind meself tryin or wateva n im worrid nw

OK, which one of you silly wabbits let this comment through?


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You can substitute my translation for it...it's the same thing, just...spelled correctly...with some corrected grammar.
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Daph, I think I did, just to give myself some material to rend.
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Er...rend?
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tear, shred...I've been feeling sort of pent up...had to get nasty on some idiot's ass...
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

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Okay then. I still can't believe you ruined Titantic for me...I may never forgive you...ever.
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In King Kong, that big ass fucking monkey dies.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

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You crotch-sniffing assbucket! (one moment, I need to stop laughing)

I actually didn't see King Kong, and didn't know anything about it except for that there was a monkey thing in it. So, I'm going to hire robo to steal poopsie, and wrap him securely in steel wool.
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since i had my baby 15 months ago, my anus has not gone back in to normal. i am worried and too afriad to talk to my doc. is it normal?

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First off, go to the doctor anyway. They've seen freakier things than anything you'll ever show them.

Second, take that baby to a pediatrician. It isn't common for a child to be born via the anus. A quick check at the ped's office will tell you why your child is brown, hasn't grown in 15 months, and always smells like crap.

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I have "it" too. its not just one hemorrhoid, its a whole bunch of them, and they're surrounding your anus, the fill with blood when you poop, thats why they hang outside for a while, till the blood drains out. someone else mentioned it earlier, but if it starts hurting it does feel better if you push it back in(and trust me sometimes its worth the effort, damn things hurt like hell).

stop forcing your crap out and just let it come when it wants! read a magazine!!!

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Ummmmmmm.... mine is only sticking out slightly... like it doesn't get pink or anything. Its like.... just poking out. Can't go to a docter atm. Just would like to know what's going on

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Ah, the ole pink sock. . . .

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AC who posted on 01.19.2010.....Why would you go to an ATM with your asshole hanging out? Most of us just visit them to pick up cash! Is a docter atm different?


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Dear God,

Please help all these people find their way to the produce section of the grocery store so they can all heal their prolapsed recta.

Amen.
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Seriously, to heal or prevent anal/rectal prolapse, all anyone needs to do is eat more fresh fruits and non-starchy vegetables.

The nutrients help you heal; the fiber helps you go without straining.

These are the only foods that provide the right kind of bulk for your colon to propel properly. Not eating enough of them is what caused the straining in the first place.

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so i am having kinda the same problem as that guy...but i wouldnt say its my "intestines" or anything but when i go poo i feel that its not the same as b4 i feel like theres something there blocking the poo from properly leaveing...then as i pass it it hurts and sometimes it bleeds...i couldnt resist so i looked and i can see a "bump" of some sort that is there...idk wtf it is...but all i kno is that i wanna get rid of it ASAP so i can poo regually and in PEACE like old times...help

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Lol you's are a funny bunch.

I currently have a small hemorrhoid so I have simply stopped straining (Which is caused by constipation or your just couldn't be bothered wasting your time on the loo and try to force it out as quick as possible) started eating more vege's and having metamucil and started to have All Bran for breakfast, as they're both high in fiber. My shit is weird sometimes, it kinda just falls out. No I'm not loose just so you's know. I think it only does that because of the gas that couldn't escape due to the fact that it was blocked off. Either way at least I released the demons inside me. For now.

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Ruby, please see your doctor. If something is blocking your poop from escaping, it could be something nasty, like a tumor. Maybe not--but why take the chance? See the doctor.

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how do i fix this OMG plz say i got the same problemo

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It's not normal for someone to go poop every day. I suggest finding a way to get over your OC with the bathroom.

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Dear constipated anonymous,

You need to talk to a doctor or two about that misconception. You also need to clarify your meaning with the acronym OC, it could mean any one of several dozen things.

http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/OC

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I have had & am still having this problem for about 3 years. Seeking medical attention isn't an option, not only because of embarrassment, but because I simply cannot afford it. I'm 24, on my own, and have no parents or anyone to help. It's something I kinda got used to. It used to hurt, I'd have sharp awful pains, but that hasn't happened in at least 2 yrs. It bleeds every now & then. Anyways reading this helped... That's why people like myself seek info in places like these... I usually just Google my problems & see what links come up. Thank God for Google.

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Dear Anonymous, Not seeing a doctor because of embarrassment is foolish and could also be very hazardous to your health. Not seeing a doctor because of expense is also a bad idea.

I assume that you live in the USA where there are walk in clinics all over that are reasonably priced. Visit one of these and a doctor would probably take a look up your ass for a reasonable fee. In my town of Nashville, Tn. the average cost of a visit to one of these establishments is $50.00 or so. There are also emergency rooms in all the hospitals that are required by law to treat you.

If you give up any luxuries you may be enjoying I'm sure you could afford that. The fact that you seem to own, or at least have access to, a computer is an indication that you probably aren't indigent. If you are indigent there are agencies all across the country that would be glad to help you.

If you eat out, go to movies, drink in bars, buy the latest fashions, own an expensive cell phone, then I have no sympathy for you. You simply need to change your priorities.

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Don't recall asking for sympathy, "chief."
Thanks for your consideration, though. ;)