"after i poop my anus remains outside"

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The Flying W asks:

For almost three years I seem to have had an almost OCD-like fixation on poop. I forget why, but if I didn't go every day I would be extremely upset about that fact. So I strained to go every day.

When I realized this was bad for me, I only went when it ABSOLUTELY had to come out! But I had almost constant discomfort like I needed to go, and discovered if I sat down and relaxed it would come out, even though I didn't feel like I had to go asap.

After that, whenever I "thought" I had to go, I would try, usually straining for half an hour or more. The problem was that the poo would snake halfway out, then kind of stop, half hanging; and the more I pushed, the more came out, so I never know when to stop!

I take Metamucil and lots of fiber now, and sometimes it works wonderfully, delivering daily solid poos; but others are extremely loose.

But what started as a strange lump is now this: I can physically see intestines or whatever (just a big bulge) protruding from my anus when I push the poop out. I doubt this is good for me. Sometimes after going poop my anus remains inside out, and if I suck in I can feel it flip back to normal.

Have I permanently damaged my system? Any advice? Thanks soooo much.


How do you see something protruding from your anus while pushing out poop? Are you pooping on a mirror? And the fact that you think that it is your INTESTINES hanging out of your ass -- yet you still have the ability to calmly write about your situation and ask for advice from strangers on the internet instead of seeing a REAL DOCTOR -- just blows my mind.

If I EVER -- even once -- felt my anus "flip", my butt would be in a hospital ER on a gurney under the brightest exam light aimed right in the face of the best proctologist available, STAT!

Thanks for asking Motherload!

Motherload is a Certified Nurse Assistant as well as an IBS sufferer, which means she knows a lot about poop. Got a question for her? Ask it here.












65 Comments on ""after i poop my anus remains outside""

Anonymous's picture

Don't recall asking for sympathy, "chief."
Thanks for your consideration, though. ;)

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Dear Anonymous, Not seeing a doctor because of embarrassment is foolish and could also be very hazardous to your health. Not seeing a doctor because of expense is also a bad idea.

I assume that you live in the USA where there are walk in clinics all over that are reasonably priced. Visit one of these and a doctor would probably take a look up your ass for a reasonable fee. In my town of Nashville, Tn. the average cost of a visit to one of these establishments is $50.00 or so. There are also emergency rooms in all the hospitals that are required by law to treat you.

If you give up any luxuries you may be enjoying I'm sure you could afford that. The fact that you seem to own, or at least have access to, a computer is an indication that you probably aren't indigent. If you are indigent there are agencies all across the country that would be glad to help you.

If you eat out, go to movies, drink in bars, buy the latest fashions, own an expensive cell phone, then I have no sympathy for you. You simply need to change your priorities.

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Anonymous's picture

I have had & am still having this problem for about 3 years. Seeking medical attention isn't an option, not only because of embarrassment, but because I simply cannot afford it. I'm 24, on my own, and have no parents or anyone to help. It's something I kinda got used to. It used to hurt, I'd have sharp awful pains, but that hasn't happened in at least 2 yrs. It bleeds every now & then. Anyways reading this helped... That's why people like myself seek info in places like these... I usually just Google my problems & see what links come up. Thank God for Google.

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Dear constipated anonymous,

You need to talk to a doctor or two about that misconception. You also need to clarify your meaning with the acronym OC, it could mean any one of several dozen things.

http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/OC

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Anonymous's picture

It's not normal for someone to go poop every day. I suggest finding a way to get over your OC with the bathroom.

Sphinkter_kang's picture

how do i fix this OMG plz say i got the same problemo

MSG's picture
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Ruby, please see your doctor. If something is blocking your poop from escaping, it could be something nasty, like a tumor. Maybe not--but why take the chance? See the doctor.

Shitinforalivn's picture

Lol you's are a funny bunch.

I currently have a small hemorrhoid so I have simply stopped straining (Which is caused by constipation or your just couldn't be bothered wasting your time on the loo and try to force it out as quick as possible) started eating more vege's and having metamucil and started to have All Bran for breakfast, as they're both high in fiber. My shit is weird sometimes, it kinda just falls out. No I'm not loose just so you's know. I think it only does that because of the gas that couldn't escape due to the fact that it was blocked off. Either way at least I released the demons inside me. For now.

Anonymous Ruby's picture

so i am having kinda the same problem as that guy...but i wouldnt say its my "intestines" or anything but when i go poo i feel that its not the same as b4 i feel like theres something there blocking the poo from properly leaveing...then as i pass it it hurts and sometimes it bleeds...i couldnt resist so i looked and i can see a "bump" of some sort that is there...idk wtf it is...but all i kno is that i wanna get rid of it ASAP so i can poo regually and in PEACE like old times...help

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Dear God,

Please help all these people find their way to the produce section of the grocery store so they can all heal their prolapsed recta.

Amen.
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Seriously, to heal or prevent anal/rectal prolapse, all anyone needs to do is eat more fresh fruits and non-starchy vegetables.

The nutrients help you heal; the fiber helps you go without straining.

These are the only foods that provide the right kind of bulk for your colon to propel properly. Not eating enough of them is what caused the straining in the first place.

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When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”

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AC who posted on 01.19.2010.....Why would you go to an ATM with your asshole hanging out? Most of us just visit them to pick up cash! Is a docter atm different?


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itpdude's picture

Ah, the ole pink sock. . . .

Anonymous Coward's picture

Ummmmmmm.... mine is only sticking out slightly... like it doesn't get pink or anything. Its like.... just poking out. Can't go to a docter atm. Just would like to know what's going on

mr fantastic's picture

I have "it" too. its not just one hemorrhoid, its a whole bunch of them, and they're surrounding your anus, the fill with blood when you poop, thats why they hang outside for a while, till the blood drains out. someone else mentioned it earlier, but if it starts hurting it does feel better if you push it back in(and trust me sometimes its worth the effort, damn things hurt like hell).

stop forcing your crap out and just let it come when it wants! read a magazine!!!

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First off, go to the doctor anyway. They've seen freakier things than anything you'll ever show them.

Second, take that baby to a pediatrician. It isn't common for a child to be born via the anus. A quick check at the ped's office will tell you why your child is brown, hasn't grown in 15 months, and always smells like crap.

Anonymous Coward's picture

since i had my baby 15 months ago, my anus has not gone back in to normal. i am worried and too afriad to talk to my doc. is it normal?

LeandraCullen's picture
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You crotch-sniffing assbucket! (one moment, I need to stop laughing)

I actually didn't see King Kong, and didn't know anything about it except for that there was a monkey thing in it. So, I'm going to hire robo to steal poopsie, and wrap him securely in steel wool.
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In King Kong, that big ass fucking monkey dies.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

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LeandraCullen's picture
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Okay then. I still can't believe you ruined Titantic for me...I may never forgive you...ever.
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tear, shred...I've been feeling sort of pent up...had to get nasty on some idiot's ass...
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

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Er...rend?
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Daph, I think I did, just to give myself some material to rend.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

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You can substitute my translation for it...it's the same thing, just...spelled correctly...with some corrected grammar.
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Anonymous Coward 16 f (not verified) -- 03.11.2009

Ive got an iside owt 1 wel since i cudnt poop n i straind meself tryin or wateva n im worrid nw

OK, which one of you silly wabbits let this comment through?


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Squeed out- totally freakin excited!!!

I'm excited because Carlisle is the personification of perfect, and you're from the same country he is (but he was born in the 1640's)

BM-I don't really use that text speak all that often. I'm one of the few teens that don't really understand what all that crap is.

Bilgey hasn't responded to my excellent translation. I'm rather proud of it.
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El Scumbag's picture
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Any room for a spare pom over there BM? If this is the future of England I wish to get out fast.

Blind Mullet's picture
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"Squeed out"...
Could mean a moistening of the undercarriage...
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Blind Mullet's picture
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ES,
First example I ever saw of this phenomenon was in "Monty Python's Big Red Book" (you know- the blue one).
It had an entire paragraph written in the sort of abbreviation seen in the real estate for sale columns. Made reference to some lady of loose morals, and said something like "Bet sh bngs lk sht hs dr."
Very funny as a stand-alone gag in the '70s, but not so funny when an entire generation of would-bes if they could-bes are using it to communicate.
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

El Scumbag's picture
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And I'm confused.

But I'm pleased that us both being born in London gives you so much excitement Leandra. If only I could understand why... *sigh*

And what does 'squeed out' mean?

*belches steak and kidney pie*

LeandraCullen's picture
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Huh? !!! OhmysmexyCarlisle, guess what, ES:? Carlisle was born in London!!! That means you are both British! Whee! (The twilight dvd commercial wasjust on, I am totally squeed out!)
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El Scumbag's picture
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Yes, sadly. I may be wrong of course, but the phonetics are very English. At a guess, London. I see so much of it, unfortunately, that I can usually tell. What infuriates me is that it takes mental effort to write phonetically and reflect an accent. Far more effort in fact, than making oneself understood properly, but to communicate in anything other than textual phonetics is somehow considered pretentious, despite being an outrageous urban pretention in itself.

LeandraCullen's picture
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!!! I'm 16 and I couldn't even tell it was different from American text speak. Holy shit, is there really different leandraspeak around the world???
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El Scumbag's picture
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The sad thing is, judging by the txt spk, this young lady is British. In which case she should stop fucking about on the internet and seek the free medical attention that the NHS provides. Then get back to school and ask her teacher for remedial English classes so that she doesn't humiliate herself and her country online ever again.

LeandraCullen's picture
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I'm shooting myself by knowing what it's supposed to say...

Leandraspeak translation: I have an inside out one well since I couldn't poop and I strained myself tyring or whatever and I'm worried now.

Still doesn't make much sense, that's just how the words are supposed to be spelled...
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El Scumbag's picture
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See a doctor then.

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Sorry, I can't decipher this code, but given the title of the story, I would suggest a communications class in order to be able to describe whatever it is you posted, or you're probably completely fucked, and may as well start digging a grave for yourself.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

Anonymous Coward 16 f's picture

Ive got an iside owt 1 wel since i cudnt poop n i straind meself tryin or wateva n im worrid nw

LeandraCullen's picture
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I love thoe things! I have to go get a squishy now...bye!
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Blind Mullet's picture
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You know those things they sell in novelty shops? They're water-filled balloon-looking things which are hollow through the middle, and damned near impossible to hold vertically?
It sounds like the flying W has one of these things sticking out of his/her poop-chute.
My advice? Next time it pops out, get a giggling child to try to grab it, and it should shoot back up from whence it came.
(This could even become your "party trick")
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LeandraCullen's picture
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Expressed what?
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Bilgepump's picture
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nope, but I had to have MY anal glands expressed once....just once.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

LeandraCullen's picture
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I wonder if that's ever happened to any of Bilge's cats...

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I saw something similar in my cat's anus. It turned out her anal sacs needed to be expressed and they were inflamed.
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Mrs Thunderbutt developed a prolapse giving birth to very large babies. She is a diminutive woman, 4' 10", and had two children that were each well over 9 pounds. Her gastroenterologist put her on a high fiber diet with metamucil and as long as she does no heavy lifting leads a normal life.
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El Scumbag's picture
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This sounds very much like a prolapsed rectum and it needs attention.

The Scumlette started potty training quite young, at about 9 months. I always said this was too young, but Mrs Scumbag insisted that her own mother started her at about 8 months, but I eventually gave in to pressure. Unfortunately, so did Scumlette's bowels.

Although all was well at first, after she sat on the pot one day and did a poo, we were horrified to discover a purple protrusion like a pair of pouting Mick Jagger lips from her anus which turned out to be her bowel wall turning inside-out. It was seemingly painless and within an hour it had withdrawn back inside so that her little freckle was how it should be.

After a doctor's examination it seemed that this was a fairly common thing to happen, but it was certainly alarming. The doc suggested that she not strain at stool (which is a difficult thing to convince a baby to do) and eventually her bowel wall will strengthen, but every now and again the same thing would happen and it kept on happening every couple of months until she was 4. She'd rush to one of us saying "Mummy! Daddy! My bottom's come out again!" which as I said, didn't seem to cause pain, but looked very disturbing indeed. Again, it'd just sort itself out and suck itself back inside.

She's not had these problems for two years now and hopefully she won't again as kids are very resiliant, and as she grows, her muscles will strengthen. However, we're both a little paranoid about this and try to ensure that she eats a very healthy high-fibre diet and doesn't push hard when pooping.

But in an adult, it's obviously more serious. I understand that this sort of thing could develop into a weakness that'll be with you forever without the intervention of surgery to tighten the bowel wall, so I would suggest that W gets a proctologist's opinion as a matter of urgency or he could have serious incontinence problems later in life.

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Ha!

I love zealots.


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Based simply on the fact that you say your intestine is hanging out of your ass my professional opinion is that you are being punished by god for a terrible sin!! Because only something terrible is punishable by intestines hanging out of assholes. Just repent immediately and you should be fine.

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Well let me see...............my urologist sticks telescopes up my weenie......my gastroenterologist sticks hose pipes up my butt. My general practitioner fondles my balls while I cough. Knowing what these
procedures could detect, life threatening
abnormalities, makes them easy to tolerate.
Anyone with an inside out asshole should be happy to let a medical professional look at it with no shame.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

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Anonymous Coward's picture

So what is this cause I'm scared as fuck right now cause I have the same thing!

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Folks, I thought Motherload's response was very funny....so funny that it took 20 minutes to clean the diet coke off my desk and keyboard.
daphne,Why the hell would anyone come to PR and expect REAL medical advice? The web has so many other sites where they would get a serious response.I also forget that many people out there do not have the brains to figure out the proper place to go and find real medical information.You Moderators have a strange job with dealing in e-mails that are that serious. My headband is off to you.I figure if you send something to Dave and it gets posted you have a chance of being entertained.
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