Butt plugs. Hmm... You might also try this. Eat a LOT of meat and cheese, and skip the fiber. This will give you huge logs and possibly stretch your asshole out a little.

That, or sit on a model of the Eiffel Tower twice a day for seven months straight.

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I second Motherload. A few years ago I normally had large, thick turds that stretched even my normal anus, but after kidney stone surgery I was told to go on a high0water diet (64 oz. a day). I have done that, and my poops have been softer, though still formed and still fairly voluminous. The key, though, is that they are thinner--they conform to the size of my anus and don't stretch it nearly as much. Try for softer poops that even a smaller anus can extrude.

Nine years!?!?!?
Hooley Dooley!
...erm, sorry, thats not the issue here, is it.
Its been my experience that the quality of a bowel-serpent is measured not so much in the girth, but in the relief that it brings when it buggers off out of your innards, and off into the great blue-water beyond.
While some people are proud of their chubby little toilet-urchins, others rejoice at the length of cable that they can lay.
Either way, as long as you can clear the tubes, you're dooin' OK.
BTW- Do your farts whistle?

I'm sorry your extruder has been reduced in size after the surgery. Have you had hemmies since then? I'd be curious to know if you had surgery again for hemmies if they could make it bigger - or if they'd make your pucker even smaller.

Along the same lines as motherload's advice for the butt plugs. You could also try vitamin E oil (buy the gel caps and puncture them) on your ringpiece. I had to do something similar after natural childbirth.... if you know what I mean.....

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Ordering buttplugs.....since the doctor wouldn't fix your problem, I wonder if you can get your insurance company to cover this.

And shame on your doctor for not helping you! Maybe you should stick HIM up your ass, because he sounds like buttplug himself.

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No action for 9 years!We can eliminate Paris Hilton as the letter writer.If you want to solve both problems get a part in the next Butman movie.

What you have is anal stenosis. You need to seek the help of a board certified colon/rectal surgeon. It's not that it CAN'T be fixed, it's that you haven't found the right doctor yet.

I'd hesistate to use butt plugs...do a search on "anal fissure" if you want to see what can happen--especially since this is a long term issue.

Good luck!