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did i stretch my anus?

Posted 05.05.2004 by Poonurse (1313)
John asks:

I went through a time of Obsessive/Compulsive Disorder during which poop was kinda my enemy. I felt like I could never get my ass clean so I would REALLY wipe hard, and kinda far into the ass (at most half a finger in, probably not that much, though). I'd also hold in farts and dumps (it was a stressful messed up time). Now lately I'll take a dump and wipe well (but not obsessively like before), and then maybe an hour later I'll feel kind of an itchy feeling. I'll check my butt and it looks like I never wiped it at all. It's not liquidy or anything -- it just looks like I forgot.

Now here's my question: Is there anyway that I could have stretched my anus by wiping it really hard and kinda up in there farther then normal for that period of time? Or is the ass not like that? Thanks so much for your help.


Dear John,

Thanks for the question!

I don't think you really stretched your anus doing what you describe. Certain people who practice certain sexual techniques would stretch it much more than you probably did with your obsessive wiping.

I even researched this by asking a gay nurse where I work (he is known as Gay Carlos). He says he never has leakage such as you describe.

You are likely just having skid issues. You should get some baby wipes and try using those for a while. Don't dig around in there, either.

And eat more fiber.

That's all I can tell you. Thanks for asking Poonurse!

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility. Got a question for her?

The Shit Volcano (3816) -- 08.03.2004

If you're not gay and you don't masturbate with Mrs. Butterworth's bottles, you probably haven't stretched your asshole.

SomeChickNamedJen (not verified) -- 10.14.2004

even if you had stretched it, it will heal, and go back to normal..

The Shit Volcano (3816) -- 11.03.2004

The anus is an amazing healer.

The Doc (not verified) -- 03.28.2005

More fibre, more fluids, less junk food and fat.

Dont be a fool - wrap your tool

shitfrmshinola (not verified) -- 09.12.2005

I was once heald by an ass hole so i know what you mean Shit volcano trouble is i still use a wheel chair so go figure.

Guru (not verified) -- 10.24.2005

They are all wrong! You did stretch your anus. Fibres don“t help you, what you need is a tube and a tap into your rectum. It is the only way to control this inconveniency.

The Shit Volcano (3816) -- 10.25.2005

Shitfrmshinola, ha ha ha!!! Not about you being in a wheelchair, though. That would suck!

Matthew Hales (not verified) -- 12.15.2005

If i have an exceptionally hairy arsehole which is causing heavy skidding of my underpants then could i have the hair removed and would that make wiping much cleaner with minimal markage?

Shlongy (not verified) -- 01.06.2006

I can't hold my poo because I've been on the receiving end of too much butt sex. Should I pick guys with smaller dinks or should I continue on with the big guys I love and just crap myself uncontrollably?

master of poo zeke (not verified) -- 01.28.2006

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA GUTTED THE LOT OF YA, my friend goobie has a similiar complaint, he is constantly having anal sex with KRAM and he cant control his shitting

Hooley's Hero (not verified) -- 08.25.2006

I'm female, but my boyfriend insists on doing me from behind on a regular basis, I have no problem with this as his penis is not too big and I am not hurt during the process . . .however more recently I have been excreting more liquids rather than solids and this leaking is starting to occur during intercourse . . . . . as you can imagine after anal sex with me my boyfriend is not the best person to give oral to!! Does anyone know of these symptons and how to help?

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 09.07.2006

Uhhmmm...right.

I would suggest making a rule that if you're going to go down on him, it would have to be before he took you from behind. Or, if not that, make him wear a condom for the anal action and then take it off. Maybe even use a little wipey, first.

That's all I've got.

Anita (not verified) -- 12.13.2006

This is my husband's trick, and it works good against skidmarks. He laughingly calls it a MANPON. It's a small bit of toilet paper that you tuck between your cheeks and keep there. You don't feel it because it's so slight, but it absorbs all the fart fudge that you leak out all day.

healthy 1 (1430) -- 01.07.2007

The leaky butt part of this, sounds like the muscles that make the anus conract, have been compromised in some way.

It likely would not be detected by a doctor, but still doesn't sound right to me.
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DungDaddy (1388) -- 05.05.2007

My buddy, DiscoStu, had leaky butt. The doctor told him to sit on the pot for an extra five minutes to let his ass close back up after pooping.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 07.30.2007

Why take the chance with these guys with whopper dicks to ruin your anus? There are so many guys that have colostomy bags attached because of this, is that worth it?

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 07.30.2007

Could someone please pass me the 10-foot pole?

Good grief! Did I just say that?!?

You know what I mean.

Miss Simone Scat (570) -- 07.30.2007

The posts pertaining to the story had me laughing more that the question. Thanks!!
Producing waste since 1967

Loosie Goosie (not verified) -- 01.28.2008

LOL c'mon I'm GAY... I've had FAR bigger things shoved up there than a half-inch worth of finger! Proud to say I've never had any leakage problems :D

HK Banshee (not verified) -- 04.22.2008

Hi Poonurse,

A friend and I have been wondering about something, and it's kind of embarrassing. In certain videos of certain people (sometimes GAY people), there is a positively bizarre practice in which they seem to turn a person's anus inside-out. It actually comes out of the body!! We've both seen it on a number of videos and are perplexed. Is this safe? And what is this practice called? Are some people born with the ability to turn themselves inside-out?

Peterpooperpickledpecker (not verified) -- 08.18.2008

It's called "rectal prolapse" - caused by large hemorrhoids or, more seriously, by the ligaments attaching the rectum to the inside of the pelvis breaking/becoming loosened - generally not a good thing, rectal lining gets irritated, sore, inflamed, etc., leakage _much_ more likely & so forth. See "rectal prolapse" in emedicinehealth.com or webMD.com, etc.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 09.19.2008

you anus is a muscle and can heal itself .. no matter what you put up there it is desgined to stretch for big waste to exit the body , thus it works both way , if the muscles do become stretched then take a beak ur body will heal and the muscles will tighten , or do exercise practice clenching ur butt and kegal muscles keeps u tight , u won't be in a diaper unless u cut the muscle surgically. too many people have to much wrong information.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 11.03.2008

My butt-hole has been stretched for a while now. I have to use wet wipes to clean because the poo doesn't seem to come out right and cleaning is a chore. Anyone know if it's normal for there to be a bit of shite in your anus after wiping? This is driving me crazy.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 03.31.2009

You can't hold your poo in from too much buttsecks O.O that is a big problem. And if your anus is turning inside out, it's called call 911, not hot. And I think it's normal to have a little poop in your ass after wiping.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 04.14.2009

i masturbate my anus regularly and have done so for about a mont i sometimes can get a hole fist up . how bad is this for me

ChiefThunderbutt (2022) -- 04.14.2009

Dear AC.....Your spelling and the context of your language usage indicates that you probably already have your head up your asshole. What harm could an additional fist possibly do?


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prarie doggin (3308) -- 04.14.2009

Chief, give him a break. He was probably typing left handed.

ChiefThunderbutt (2022) -- 04.14.2009

The voice of reason has spoken...Wait a minute....I'm left handed!


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

LeandraCullen (890) -- 04.14.2009

The AC just isn't as experienced as your are, Chief...O_O
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ChiefThunderbutt (2022) -- 04.14.2009

Leandra..Are you by any chance Asian?

>_<


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

LeandraCullen (890) -- 04.14.2009

Chief...if you've been in the photo thread of the forums you would know that I'm not...why? O_O

LeandraCullen (890) -- 04.14.2009

Here's my happy dance!

(moderator's note: The happy dance scheduled to appear in this post has been canceled due to Leandra pulling a muscle in her space bar finger...hold on to your tickets as a rain check at her next performance)

That's it. Lolz!!
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The Original Grasshopper

ChiefThunderbutt (2022) -- 04.14.2009

I know your not Leandra but I'm just an old wise guy.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

LeandraCullen (890) -- 04.15.2009

1) Very funny Mr. Cunt Mod :)

2) Chief, were you talking about the whole O_O ^_^ thing?
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ChiefThunderbutt (2022) -- 04.15.2009

Don't forget the >_< thing (Asian)! Attention any Asian women who may read this and think I am being politically incorrect, I think your almond shaped eyes are beautiful, after all I have had an Asian wife for the last 46 years.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

LeandraCullen (890) -- 04.15.2009

That's how I tried to post my happy dance, but the damn HTML code things screwed it up, and I can't post it. I'll have to figure out a way to do it...
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The Original Grasshopper

prarie doggin (3308) -- 04.15.2009

Here's the "shakin yo ass happy dance"

(!( (!) )!) (!) (!( (!) )!)

LeandraCullen (890) -- 04.15.2009

O_O Okay then PD...at least you didn't squee that time...
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The Original Grasshopper

prarie doggin (3308) -- 04.15.2009

I'm trying to bring myself into the 21st century slowly as to not get jet lag. I'll save my squee's and kewlness for the forums.

LeandraCullen (890) -- 04.15.2009

Nuh uh, PD, you have to intergrate squees and kewlness and lolz into everything you say/do!!! Including the front page!!!
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Bilgepump (2301) -- 04.15.2009

PD, do you need some toe slippers with that tutu? Ya pansy....
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

LeandraCullen (890) -- 04.15.2009

You know what, Bilge?! You said lolz too...would you like a pink tutu or a purple one?
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Bilgepump (2301) -- 04.15.2009

I have never "squeeed" the very idea tightens my sphincter like a vice....
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

LeandraCullen (890) -- 04.15.2009

You will, don't worry...
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The Original Grasshopper

prarie doggin (3308) -- 04.15.2009

Bilge, I'd like those toe slippers, but I haven't showered in a few days and I might not be able to pry all my toes apart.

LeandraCullen (890) -- 04.15.2009

...you are hereby banned from squeeing until you shower, PD. O_O
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prarie doggin (3308) -- 04.15.2009

I hope I didn't make you squeeeeeeeemish there Leandra. I'm headed for the shower now and will be squeeeeeeeeeeky clean in no time.

LeandraCullen (890) -- 04.15.2009

Haha, i tricked you into squeeing on the front page! i win!
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The Original Grasshopper

prarie doggin (3308) -- 04.15.2009

Ok Leandra, you win, but I am rapidly approaching the 3000 mark here. From here on out I will have to revert to my serious, compassionate, and intelligent posts.

LeandraCullen (890) -- 04.15.2009

So your last 10 posts can be in Leandraspeak!
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The Original Grasshopper

sid vicious (not verified) -- 05.15.2009

Alright so please help me out, my ass has taken a pounding in the past, own expierences...quite a beating, so basically im gaping it...ive done it for years and stopped for a long period of time...had a little exciting fun and for the next month alot of stupid assholes would whisper queer cause i of course smelt like stretched butthole! ATTENTION PEOPLE WITH LOOSE BUTTHOLES, DO NOT I REPEAT JUST DONT EAT FAST FOOD,JUNK,ALOT OF JUNK,AND ALOT OF SODA.....I DO not realize the smell unless i hold my nose to where i can barely breath, and breath in...then i can smell it, but i need to know what i can do to help clean it out!!! Ive gone through this for about 6 monthes, some days i do the right thing and its great...then i eat...ITS TERRIBLE...ive read alot of reports and its the same as me...i laugh cause they wont addmit they f u c k with there butthole...But me, i think someone should really research this problem< maybe help out little cootttteeerrrs out there hahahaha

Please help out, Email me please?

ChiefThunderbutt (2022) -- 05.15.2009

Dear sid......The best thing you can do is purchase a butt plug, or even better get one of those plugs you put in the bottom of a boat so you can drain the water. They expand when twisted and should make an odor proof seal.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 05.27.2009

a month ago i stuck a metal bar in my anus and ever since then it hasnt been right, i would wash my anus but me and other people could still smell my feces. i think i stretched something in my anus and it has not gone back to its normal size, anybody know what i can do about it ??

Bilgepump (2301) -- 05.27.2009

Just a thought, but you might try pulling the motherfucking bar OUT! Jezuz...


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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

prarie doggin (3308) -- 05.27.2009

AC, I'm afraid you're going to have to stick that metal bar up your ass one more time. This time, however, first heat it up to about 1800 degrees with a welding torch. When the smoke clears, your leak should be closed shut. You may smell like grilled possum for a few days, but that will go away.

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