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did i stretch my anus?

Posted 05.05.2004 by Poonurse (1313)
John asks:

I went through a time of Obsessive/Compulsive Disorder during which poop was kinda my enemy. I felt like I could never get my ass clean so I would REALLY wipe hard, and kinda far into the ass (at most half a finger in, probably not that much, though). I'd also hold in farts and dumps (it was a stressful messed up time). Now lately I'll take a dump and wipe well (but not obsessively like before), and then maybe an hour later I'll feel kind of an itchy feeling. I'll check my butt and it looks like I never wiped it at all. It's not liquidy or anything -- it just looks like I forgot.

Now here's my question: Is there anyway that I could have stretched my anus by wiping it really hard and kinda up in there farther then normal for that period of time? Or is the ass not like that? Thanks so much for your help.


Dear John,

Thanks for the question!

I don't think you really stretched your anus doing what you describe. Certain people who practice certain sexual techniques would stretch it much more than you probably did with your obsessive wiping.

I even researched this by asking a gay nurse where I work (he is known as Gay Carlos). He says he never has leakage such as you describe.

You are likely just having skid issues. You should get some baby wipes and try using those for a while. Don't dig around in there, either.

And eat more fiber.

That's all I can tell you. Thanks for asking Poonurse!

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility. Got a question for her?

The Shit Volcano (3741) -- 08.03.2004

If you're not gay and you don't masturbate with Mrs. Butterworth's bottles, you probably haven't stretched your asshole.

SomeChickNamedJen (not verified) -- 10.14.2004

even if you had stretched it, it will heal, and go back to normal..

The Shit Volcano (3741) -- 11.03.2004

The anus is an amazing healer.

The Doc (not verified) -- 03.28.2005

More fibre, more fluids, less junk food and fat.

Dont be a fool - wrap your tool

shitfrmshinola (not verified) -- 09.12.2005

I was once heald by an ass hole so i know what you mean Shit volcano trouble is i still use a wheel chair so go figure.

Guru (not verified) -- 10.24.2005

They are all wrong! You did stretch your anus. Fibres don“t help you, what you need is a tube and a tap into your rectum. It is the only way to control this inconveniency.

The Shit Volcano (3741) -- 10.25.2005

Shitfrmshinola, ha ha ha!!! Not about you being in a wheelchair, though. That would suck!

Matthew Hales (not verified) -- 12.15.2005

If i have an exceptionally hairy arsehole which is causing heavy skidding of my underpants then could i have the hair removed and would that make wiping much cleaner with minimal markage?

Shlongy (not verified) -- 01.06.2006

I can't hold my poo because I've been on the receiving end of too much butt sex. Should I pick guys with smaller dinks or should I continue on with the big guys I love and just crap myself uncontrollably?

master of poo zeke (not verified) -- 01.28.2006

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA GUTTED THE LOT OF YA, my friend goobie has a similiar complaint, he is constantly having anal sex with KRAM and he cant control his shitting

Hooley's Hero (not verified) -- 08.25.2006

I'm female, but my boyfriend insists on doing me from behind on a regular basis, I have no problem with this as his penis is not too big and I am not hurt during the process . . .however more recently I have been excreting more liquids rather than solids and this leaking is starting to occur during intercourse . . . . . as you can imagine after anal sex with me my boyfriend is not the best person to give oral to!! Does anyone know of these symptons and how to help?

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 09.07.2006

Uhhmmm...right.

I would suggest making a rule that if you're going to go down on him, it would have to be before he took you from behind. Or, if not that, make him wear a condom for the anal action and then take it off. Maybe even use a little wipey, first.

That's all I've got.

Anita (not verified) -- 12.13.2006

This is my husband's trick, and it works good against skidmarks. He laughingly calls it a MANPON. It's a small bit of toilet paper that you tuck between your cheeks and keep there. You don't feel it because it's so slight, but it absorbs all the fart fudge that you leak out all day.

healthy 1 (1423) -- 01.07.2007

The leaky butt part of this, sounds like the muscles that make the anus conract, have been compromised in some way.

It likely would not be detected by a doctor, but still doesn't sound right to me.
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DungDaddy (1370) -- 05.05.2007

My buddy, DiscoStu, had leaky butt. The doctor told him to sit on the pot for an extra five minutes to let his ass close back up after pooping.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 07.30.2007

Why take the chance with these guys with whopper dicks to ruin your anus? There are so many guys that have colostomy bags attached because of this, is that worth it?

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 07.30.2007

Could someone please pass me the 10-foot pole?

Good grief! Did I just say that?!?

You know what I mean.

Miss Simone Scat (570) -- 07.30.2007

The posts pertaining to the story had me laughing more that the question. Thanks!!
Producing waste since 1967

Loosie Goosie (not verified) -- 01.28.2008

LOL c'mon I'm GAY... I've had FAR bigger things shoved up there than a half-inch worth of finger! Proud to say I've never had any leakage problems :D

HK Banshee (not verified) -- 04.22.2008

Hi Poonurse,

A friend and I have been wondering about something, and it's kind of embarrassing. In certain videos of certain people (sometimes GAY people), there is a positively bizarre practice in which they seem to turn a person's anus inside-out. It actually comes out of the body!! We've both seen it on a number of videos and are perplexed. Is this safe? And what is this practice called? Are some people born with the ability to turn themselves inside-out?

Peterpooperpickledpecker (not verified) -- 08.18.2008

It's called "rectal prolapse" - caused by large hemorrhoids or, more seriously, by the ligaments attaching the rectum to the inside of the pelvis breaking/becoming loosened - generally not a good thing, rectal lining gets irritated, sore, inflamed, etc., leakage _much_ more likely & so forth. See "rectal prolapse" in emedicinehealth.com or webMD.com, etc.

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