If you're not gay and you don't masturbate with Mrs. Butterworth's bottles, you probably haven't stretched your asshole.

even if you had stretched it, it will heal, and go back to normal..

The anus is an amazing healer.

More fibre, more fluids, less junk food and fat.

Dont be a fool - wrap your tool

I was once heald by an ass hole so i know what you mean Shit volcano trouble is i still use a wheel chair so go figure.

They are all wrong! You did stretch your anus. Fibres don´t help you, what you need is a tube and a tap into your rectum. It is the only way to control this inconveniency.

Shitfrmshinola, ha ha ha!!! Not about you being in a wheelchair, though. That would suck!

If i have an exceptionally hairy arsehole which is causing heavy skidding of my underpants then could i have the hair removed and would that make wiping much cleaner with minimal markage?

I can't hold my poo because I've been on the receiving end of too much butt sex. Should I pick guys with smaller dinks or should I continue on with the big guys I love and just crap myself uncontrollably?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA GUTTED THE LOT OF YA, my friend goobie has a similiar complaint, he is constantly having anal sex with KRAM and he cant control his shitting

I'm female, but my boyfriend insists on doing me from behind on a regular basis, I have no problem with this as his penis is not too big and I am not hurt during the process . . .however more recently I have been excreting more liquids rather than solids and this leaking is starting to occur during intercourse . . . . . as you can imagine after anal sex with me my boyfriend is not the best person to give oral to!! Does anyone know of these symptons and how to help?

Uhhmmm...right.

I would suggest making a rule that if you're going to go down on him, it would have to be before he took you from behind. Or, if not that, make him wear a condom for the anal action and then take it off. Maybe even use a little wipey, first.

That's all I've got.

This is my husband's trick, and it works good against skidmarks. He laughingly calls it a MANPON. It's a small bit of toilet paper that you tuck between your cheeks and keep there. You don't feel it because it's so slight, but it absorbs all the fart fudge that you leak out all day.

The leaky butt part of this, sounds like the muscles that make the anus conract, have been compromised in some way.

It likely would not be detected by a doctor, but still doesn't sound right to me.
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My buddy, DiscoStu, had leaky butt. The doctor told him to sit on the pot for an extra five minutes to let his ass close back up after pooping.

Why take the chance with these guys with whopper dicks to ruin your anus? There are so many guys that have colostomy bags attached because of this, is that worth it?

Could someone please pass me the 10-foot pole?

Good grief! Did I just say that?!?

You know what I mean.

The posts pertaining to the story had me laughing more that the question. Thanks!!
Producing waste since 1967

LOL c'mon I'm GAY... I've had FAR bigger things shoved up there than a half-inch worth of finger! Proud to say I've never had any leakage problems :D

Hi Poonurse,

A friend and I have been wondering about something, and it's kind of embarrassing. In certain videos of certain people (sometimes GAY people), there is a positively bizarre practice in which they seem to turn a person's anus inside-out. It actually comes out of the body!! We've both seen it on a number of videos and are perplexed. Is this safe? And what is this practice called? Are some people born with the ability to turn themselves inside-out?

It's called "rectal prolapse" - caused by large hemorrhoids or, more seriously, by the ligaments attaching the rectum to the inside of the pelvis breaking/becoming loosened - generally not a good thing, rectal lining gets irritated, sore, inflamed, etc., leakage _much_ more likely & so forth. See "rectal prolapse" in emedicinehealth.com or webMD.com, etc.