did i stretch my anus?

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John asks:

I went through a time of Obsessive/Compulsive Disorder during which poop was kinda my enemy. I felt like I could never get my ass clean so I would REALLY wipe hard, and kinda far into the ass (at most half a finger in, probably not that much, though). I'd also hold in farts and dumps (it was a stressful messed up time). Now lately I'll take a dump and wipe well (but not obsessively like before), and then maybe an hour later I'll feel kind of an itchy feeling. I'll check my butt and it looks like I never wiped it at all. It's not liquidy or anything -- it just looks like I forgot.

Now here's my question: Is there anyway that I could have stretched my anus by wiping it really hard and kinda up in there farther then normal for that period of time? Or is the ass not like that? Thanks so much for your help.



Dear John,

Thanks for the question!

I don't think you really stretched your anus doing what you describe. Certain people who practice certain sexual techniques would stretch it much more than you probably did with your obsessive wiping.

I even researched this by asking a gay nurse where I work (he is known as Gay Carlos). He says he never has leakage such as you describe.

You are likely just having skid issues. You should get some baby wipes and try using those for a while. Don't dig around in there, either.

And eat more fiber.

That's all I can tell you. Thanks for asking Poonurse!

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

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Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

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98 Comments on "did i stretch my anus?"

The Shit Volcano's picture
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If you're not gay and you don't masturbate with Mrs. Butterworth's bottles, you probably haven't stretched your asshole.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

SomeChickNamedJen's picture

even if you had stretched it, it will heal, and go back to normal..

The Shit Volcano's picture
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The anus is an amazing healer.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

The Doc's picture

More fibre, more fluids, less junk food and fat.

Dont be a fool - wrap your tool

shitfrmshinola's picture

I was once heald by an ass hole so i know what you mean Shit volcano trouble is i still use a wheel chair so go figure.

Guru's picture

They are all wrong! You did stretch your anus. Fibres don´t help you, what you need is a tube and a tap into your rectum. It is the only way to control this inconveniency.

The Shit Volcano's picture
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Shitfrmshinola, ha ha ha!!! Not about you being in a wheelchair, though. That would suck!

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Matthew Hales's picture

If i have an exceptionally hairy arsehole which is causing heavy skidding of my underpants then could i have the hair removed and would that make wiping much cleaner with minimal markage?

Shlongy's picture

I can't hold my poo because I've been on the receiving end of too much butt sex. Should I pick guys with smaller dinks or should I continue on with the big guys I love and just crap myself uncontrollably?

master of poo zeke's picture

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA GUTTED THE LOT OF YA, my friend goobie has a similiar complaint, he is constantly having anal sex with KRAM and he cant control his shitting

Hooley's Hero's picture

I'm female, but my boyfriend insists on doing me from behind on a regular basis, I have no problem with this as his penis is not too big and I am not hurt during the process . . .however more recently I have been excreting more liquids rather than solids and this leaking is starting to occur during intercourse . . . . . as you can imagine after anal sex with me my boyfriend is not the best person to give oral to!! Does anyone know of these symptons and how to help?

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Uhhmmm...right.

I would suggest making a rule that if you're going to go down on him, it would have to be before he took you from behind. Or, if not that, make him wear a condom for the anal action and then take it off. Maybe even use a little wipey, first.

That's all I've got.

Anita's picture

This is my husband's trick, and it works good against skidmarks. He laughingly calls it a MANPON. It's a small bit of toilet paper that you tuck between your cheeks and keep there. You don't feel it because it's so slight, but it absorbs all the fart fudge that you leak out all day.

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The leaky butt part of this, sounds like the muscles that make the anus conract, have been compromised in some way.

It likely would not be detected by a doctor, but still doesn't sound right to me.
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My buddy, DiscoStu, had leaky butt. The doctor told him to sit on the pot for an extra five minutes to let his ass close back up after pooping.

Anonymous Coward's picture

Why take the chance with these guys with whopper dicks to ruin your anus? There are so many guys that have colostomy bags attached because of this, is that worth it?

GottaGoGirl's picture
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Could someone please pass me the 10-foot pole?

Good grief! Did I just say that?!?

You know what I mean.

Miss Simone Scat's picture
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The posts pertaining to the story had me laughing more that the question. Thanks!!
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Loosie Goosie's picture

LOL c'mon I'm GAY... I've had FAR bigger things shoved up there than a half-inch worth of finger! Proud to say I've never had any leakage problems :D

HK Banshee's picture

Hi Poonurse,

A friend and I have been wondering about something, and it's kind of embarrassing. In certain videos of certain people (sometimes GAY people), there is a positively bizarre practice in which they seem to turn a person's anus inside-out. It actually comes out of the body!! We've both seen it on a number of videos and are perplexed. Is this safe? And what is this practice called? Are some people born with the ability to turn themselves inside-out?

Peterpooperpickledpecker's picture

It's called "rectal prolapse" - caused by large hemorrhoids or, more seriously, by the ligaments attaching the rectum to the inside of the pelvis breaking/becoming loosened - generally not a good thing, rectal lining gets irritated, sore, inflamed, etc., leakage _much_ more likely & so forth. See "rectal prolapse" in emedicinehealth.com or webMD.com, etc.

Anonymous Coward's picture

you anus is a muscle and can heal itself .. no matter what you put up there it is desgined to stretch for big waste to exit the body , thus it works both way , if the muscles do become stretched then take a beak ur body will heal and the muscles will tighten , or do exercise practice clenching ur butt and kegal muscles keeps u tight , u won't be in a diaper unless u cut the muscle surgically. too many people have to much wrong information.

Anonymous Coward's picture

My butt-hole has been stretched for a while now. I have to use wet wipes to clean because the poo doesn't seem to come out right and cleaning is a chore. Anyone know if it's normal for there to be a bit of shite in your anus after wiping? This is driving me crazy.

Anonymous Coward's picture

You can't hold your poo in from too much buttsecks O.O that is a big problem. And if your anus is turning inside out, it's called call 911, not hot. And I think it's normal to have a little poop in your ass after wiping.

Anonymous Coward's picture

i masturbate my anus regularly and have done so for about a mont i sometimes can get a hole fist up . how bad is this for me

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Dear AC.....Your spelling and the context of your language usage indicates that you probably already have your head up your asshole. What harm could an additional fist possibly do?


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Chief, give him a break. He was probably typing left handed.

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The voice of reason has spoken...Wait a minute....I'm left handed!


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The AC just isn't as experienced as your are, Chief...O_O
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ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Leandra..Are you by any chance Asian?

>_<


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Chief...if you've been in the photo thread of the forums you would know that I'm not...why? O_O <---That's my funny bug-eyed face.
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Here's my happy dance!

(moderator's note: The happy dance scheduled to appear in this post has been canceled due to Leandra pulling a muscle in her space bar finger...hold on to your tickets as a rain check at her next performance)

That's it. Lolz!!
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I know your not Leandra but I'm just an old wise guy.


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1) Very funny Mr. Cunt Mod :)

2) Chief, were you talking about the whole O_O ^_^ thing?
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Don't forget the >_< thing (Asian)! Attention any Asian women who may read this and think I am being politically incorrect, I think your almond shaped eyes are beautiful, after all I have had an Asian wife for the last 46 years.


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That's how I tried to post my happy dance, but the damn HTML code things screwed it up, and I can't post it. I'll have to figure out a way to do it...
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Here's the "shakin yo ass happy dance"

(!( (!) )!) (!) (!( (!) )!)

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O_O Okay then PD...at least you didn't squee that time...
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prarie doggin's picture
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I'm trying to bring myself into the 21st century slowly as to not get jet lag. I'll save my squee's and kewlness for the forums.

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Nuh uh, PD, you have to intergrate squees and kewlness and lolz into everything you say/do!!! Including the front page!!!
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PD, do you need some toe slippers with that tutu? Ya pansy....
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

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You know what, Bilge?! You said lolz too...would you like a pink tutu or a purple one?
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I have never "squeeed" the very idea tightens my sphincter like a vice....
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

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You will, don't worry...
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prarie doggin's picture
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Bilge, I'd like those toe slippers, but I haven't showered in a few days and I might not be able to pry all my toes apart.

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...you are hereby banned from squeeing until you shower, PD. O_O
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prarie doggin's picture
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I hope I didn't make you squeeeeeeeemish there Leandra. I'm headed for the shower now and will be squeeeeeeeeeeky clean in no time.

LeandraCullen's picture
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Haha, i tricked you into squeeing on the front page! i win!
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prarie doggin's picture
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Ok Leandra, you win, but I am rapidly approaching the 3000 mark here. From here on out I will have to revert to my serious, compassionate, and intelligent posts.

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So your last 10 posts can be in Leandraspeak!
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