will my poops pop my ass zits?
My question is not neccesarily about poop. But I have these red bumps that look like zits around my ass hole. They're even down by my legs. What are they and can they break while letting my load go?
Thanks for the question! I have never been troubled by ass zits, but I see many patients that have them.
Shave WITH the grain, never ever AGAINST the grain.
Some 80 grit wet-N-dry may work.
Rough them up with your kitchen cheese grater.
Lay off the anal.
If the above suggestions do not help, you can simply wash them with some acne soap, or show your ass to a dermatologist.
Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.
Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.
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