Eeewww!!!!

So don't eat poop, shithead!

I don't know why people do this.
I mean in the modern world, we have water filtration, and food preparation to insure that we never eat poop.

Some people are just nasty, that's all.

Years ago the Canadian Air Force's Paratroopers were disbanded because of hazing involving them forced to eat shit. It was shown on TV, truly disgusting, eating shit, vomitting and then eating the vomit.

Poop is not only made of digested food, but also of toxins eliminated by the body, harmful germs, and dead cells. Just not something to stick in your mouth.

So there's your biology 101 class "reasons NOT to eat poop".
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Jammin' lo'flo's since 1977.

Just for the record, my wife used to like it when I drank her piss and ate her shit. Although I often drank all of her piss, she only made me eat a small mouthful or two of her shit--usually after she had already done most of her business into the toilet. I was hesitant at first to eat, but she grabbed me by my balls while we were doing 69 with her on top, pinning me down. So I pretty much had to do whatever she said or face agony that no man can bear. I did this on many occasions over several years, and I still lick her asshole clean from time to time after she has done "big business" and feels like using my tongue for toilet paper, always swallowing the residue.

Lots of people do this stuff without any health problems. I'm one. I never got any tummy upset from the shit. But piss can be another matter. First-morning urine is nasty, acidic stuff, and I would often get a bit rumbly and gassy if I drank a full bladder of that stuff.

The only thing I would emphatically state is that NO FECES MUST GET ON A WOMAN'S VULVA, EVER!!! This happened once, and my wife had a terrible infection, and had to take antibiotics!

I cannot imagine what your breath smells like.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

.... what moderators are letting this fetishist stuff through? The only thing anyone would get out of that is not to eat poop or get it on your cha-cha, and the rest is just fetish stuff that doesn't belong on PoopReport.

Oh, and Anonymous Coward--*tosses AC some Listerine* please, before daphne pukes.

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I'm so good at clogging up toilets, I can make mine back up when there's nothing in it.

Was your friend in the navy?
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AC, that has to be the most disgusting thing I have read on PR in a long time. I am STILL getting dry heaves thinking about your comment. Never in a million years would I make Gilbert do this, nor would I do it for Gilbert. Poop belongs in the toilet, NOT the bedroom! Well, if that's what floats your boat, then fine. Just don't tell us about it on a poop HUMOR site, because it is disgusting, not funny.

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I was a category five! Category five, I tell you! Get it right or I'll be back to PROVE IT!!!!- Katrina

Let me see, your friend ate poop and now he's sick. I read this and now I'm sick. Coincidence? I think not.
This is just plain disgusting. You people are making me look NORMAL. Do you understand the enormity of that?

Yeah, who let that through? Ick.

yeah, this is just straight up accelerated darwinism. in an age where you have massive amounts of technology keeping poo from entering your mouth, if you're stupid enough to put it there intentionally then you deserve whatever ill reprecussions come from it.

I let it through. This guy is so sincere about his poop-eating that it verifiably was within content of the thread. He responded to the poop-eating topic with an answer that might be disgusting, but it qualified as information.

He doesn't discuss the poop-eating in a fetishlike manner but in a businesslike manner, even though the eating of the poo was during sex.

It made me sick as hell, but I had to post it or fear that I was being overly-censoring.

I am going to take this to the forums for discussion.........and no please lame me for allowing it to go through. It's not like I wanted to.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Okay. You have a point.

And I did enjoy Dufya's Listerine comment.

So there you go.

daph: as much as I disagree with your decision, I will fight to the death to defend it.

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

This is certainly gross but this is PR, we should be passed the point of freaking out over someone who obviously does this to either please his wife or himself or both. We've had several urine therapy discussions that were equally abhorrent (they actually believe there are health benefits to it) so this posters eating a backdoor Kit Kat bar described without the normal fetishization attendant to this type of post is, while still gross, not something I think requires censoring. Good job Daphne, I would hope in the future I can show the same insight and restraint you did.

P.S. If it was his wife who ate it I guess the bar is called an EWWWW Henry.

AC. A little too much information there.

You are damn lucky that our moderators cut you some skin, and didn't outright delete your comment.

That is just plain disgusting, twisted, immature, warped, and sick. I have a hard time believing that your story is real, and tink that it is nothing more than a fantasy.

I don't know of any woman who would force someone to eat their poo out of the toilet.
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"-55F, a new record low? Nope, thermometer went bad. Looks like -50F still stands"

I think all of you are kidding, none of you have ever eaten shit. you are all posing as poop eaters, talking at your computers, laughing the shit out of your asses while u make up new comments and make-believe characters. no one eats poop that's not in a straight jacket and last time i checked u cant use a PC if ur in a straight jacket. i guess you can't really eat poop either. no one eats poop but dogs and cats.

You just keep on thinking that way, sweetie. I wish I could go back to thinking there aren't people who eat poop.

Thanks for keeping the innocence alive.

I remember as a kid a boy who used to play with our group very occasionally. He was what people referred to as 'simple' back then. They say he was that way because he ate a dogturd once. I don't know if that's true. I think people do eat turds, human turds. I can't imagine anyone other than a fetishist doing it though, I mean it could only take something as strong as an erotic charge to get anyone through it surely??????? What would that shatted ingested shat look like? Okay I need to stop now as I feel vaguely sick. Ewwwwww!!!!!

Well to tell you there is a lot of people that do eat shit.I have done it my self and got real sick after I did it but I wanted to try it so I did.Now for drinking pee I have and still do it to this day.But it is my own.

I actually found that comment really funny, flame me as immature - I don't mind - I guess he's painting a mental picture that would be hard to beat and NO that wasn't a challenge =S

Earing poop can be lethal. Whatever you do in the name of god don't do it. You could pay with your life!

I 'ear ya!!!

Earing poop? Fashion statement? nah, I guess that would be ear ring poop....earing poop...hmmm is that like listening so closely to a turd that you smudge a bit on your lobe? I'm confused....wait, no, just old.

Malkavia asks, "Was it his own poop, or someone else's?" Is this logic akin to a man having sex with an animal? If the animal is female, somehow it makes the crime less serious? Man on male animal, well then that's just plain sick. (sarcasm)

to the Anonymous Coward all the way at the top, the one talking about his wife forcing him to eat her shit... i suggest you get a divorce...

man... i wanna know what other dares you guys had going on... that sounds freakin' intense

It is powerful to break taboos, however there are other (and way more interesting) taboos to break than that against eating abomination.

Eat poop? Turd terrorism. Fois Gross.
Why?!
I have to go vomit now.

Hey, Frank if I ate/did all three at the same time I would vomit too.

For those of you who refuse to believe that fetishists eat shit, just google "scat fetish", and take a look at what comes up. In the BDSM community, human toilet training is almost a mainstream activity, and professional dominants all over the place advertise expertise in golden showers and scat. IMO, what two consenting adults do together in their bedroom is none of my damn business.

I have eaten shit all of my life. There is something about it that's so very exotic. If you haven't ever tasted it, just pick up a piece and give it a lil' lick. Trust me, it's not as weird as it may seem at first, and it's actually rather tasty. Don't be scared, just take a bite!

Shit...
Hmmmmmm......
Whilw wierd, its not as gross as it seems.
I eat my shit on a regular basis, as well as my girl friend's too.
I have once to feel sick from it, and rather enjoy the taste.
I have read all theses people saying shits bad for you, shit makes you sick, eat it and instantly voimt.
This is what I say:
HOOPLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Shit tastes good, feels good, and has yet to even rmotly make me feel sick.

Why, oh why do I keep clicking on this one?

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Well, you don't actually blow on it. That's just an expression.

Memories of Frank Zappa. Perhaps the Mothers of Invention will show up on "Where are they now?"

I shall eschew shit but will continue chewing limburger cheese and kimchee, they satisfy my cravings for stinky foods quite well thank you.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!