Holy shit!!!

I`ll restrain my comments on account of Grace`s mature years. But an injection, a needle in the ringpiece is just such a heinous concept. I hope you don`t need any more of those, Grace. I`m going to have nightmares for weeks now.

I'd rather shit a sea urchin.

An injection in the o-ring? Heinous is the word, for sure. If it helps the anal defect heal then bring it on, but...DAMN! Just like so many other procedures that are just as nasty as the condition they're treating.

Don't forget the added aesthetic benefit of full, pouty butt lips

Yes, that "like I sat on a glazed donut" look.

Bilge. Pouty-lip look? I thought that required silicone. Wouldn't botox simply remove the wrinkles, making it impossible for your ass to scowl?

Motherload suggested collagen treatments, but I stand by the fact that if you fill in the wrinkles, or take them out, (semantics) you would essentially have the same effect, would you not?
Regardless...I like my wrinkly old bung port just the way it is...

A thought experiment. Imagine a wrinkled sheet and two treatments: 1) hot iron 2) drape over doniker and wait another month while he continues to stuff his face. Wrinkles gone in both cases, but only one results in pouty lips.

I've been using some wrinkle cream (self made I might add, a tincture or unguent if you will of pine extract and rose hips) on my stinky winker recently and it has tightened those wrinkles considerably. I visited my colon hydro-therapist and she said I already looked ten years younger.

Don't ya just love it when you do one of those little things and someone notices?

Thunderbox said it all with respects to Grace's maturity and the possiblities of this topic. I can't imagine taking botox to the pucker hole and then having anal leakage for a brief period. I think one leak from the ring would be enough to make me eat whatever bunging foods there are to prevent a repeat perfomance!

Grace, I wish you all the best with your starfish. Just keep eating lots of salad with lots of olive oil, and wash it down with apple juice. Don't give your guts the chance to horde any more logs. Take up beer drinking if you haven't already - that might help too.

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I agree with shitwit about the olive oil and apple juice, but whatever you do don't touch a beer! If you start drinking beer when you've got doctor's poking around down there you'll get all inflamed and end up with a set of hemorrhoids that'll make botox in the pucker-hole seem like childs-play.

thank you for your opinion, I had the botox injections yesterday, I'm still in pain, how long does it take for this injections to start working motherload, I trust you, you know more than Drs do. thank you

Grace, as I said before, the injections are to paralyze the muscles so that the delicate skin that has been ripped apart can begin to heal, whether you are dealing with a fresh surgical site from repairing a fissure or just the fissures themselves.

Right now you would probably greatly benefit from the use of Metamucil, Colace and/or Miralax. You want to keep your bowel movements as soft as possible to prevent reopening the fissures.

Follow your doctor's instructions concerning your diet and exercise because even though you put a lot of faith in my advice, you must keep in mind that I am NOT a doctor, and any suggestions that I make are to be discussed with a real MD to ensure your health and safety.

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Always looking out for number two!