Damn! What was I drinking that night?!?

I have a hard time pooping on Thursday's. I can't figure out if it has to do with my diet, or if it's because on Wedensday nights for the last 8 years, I partake in anal sex. What do you think?

I'm fascinated with your sex habits, pooparoo. Really. I am.

What is the record time to take a poop ..mine is two seconds :) ;)

GOOO POOOPINGGGGGGGG!!!1

What is the world record for the longest poop in inches?

TSV, we call that "T.B." (Tired Butt). It happens after a long drive or sitting at a desk for a long time. I never considered the implications of pooping while in that condition, but I would think the numbness would allow one to relax and let 'er rip!

hi im 18 years old and i have no leakeage problems, it is just sweat no odor or nothing just sweat. My ass starts sweating after i walk or run or do anything and when i sit down the butt sweat leaves a mark in my pants which is really embarrising and it feels really uncomfortable this just started happening like 3 months ago before that there was no problem. Is there anything i can do about this problem.

This might disturb some of you.

I have a fat hairy butt, and mine sweats too. I've noticed that trimming the hair with electric clippers helps to allow some cooling. Also, in the summer, I typically don't wear underwear, and that's proven very helpful as well.

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So... uhh... erm.... POOP!!!

Thanks for sharing that with us (eek).

I think that the concesus is a yes. You can poop if your butt is asleep.

The poop comes out of the colon, not the butt.
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i have a particularly difficult time pooping in August.

i think it's because it was when Gwyneth died.

oh- oh Gyneth, however am i going to make bears without thy sweet lips to guide me?

anyhow- i suppose my question is if my mom calls me a mistake but she calls her poop bundles of joy, am I a piece of shi$?

I have a question about GAS, thats poop related right? This is strange but.. I enjoy smelling my own farts! is that normal? I'm guessing no lol. But I cannot stand the smell of other peoples farts hahaha! If I have to fart and Im getting close to my car I will wait until I get in so it will not escape my nostrils! I also like to fart in the tub because those are staggering.

I also like the smell of my own farts, I dont know why

hi I'm a 16 year old healthy young lady who only poops a maximum of 2 times a week. my boyfriend insists everyone should poop atleast 1 time a day. am I abnormal? I feel if I have no urge to poop then I have no problem... am I correct?

You are ok. Just do whatever feels comfortable.

I'm not sure my arse has ever been asleep while I'm awake, but I think I've heard it snore a few times.

I agree with Spattacus, After sitting on a hard wooden chair or bench my ass will frequently go to sleep. I have never tried pooping under those conditions but I have heard it snore many times.
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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

What about if your snatch falls asleep? Can you still piss? Fellas what about the ole bait and tackle? Does it ever fall asleep on you?
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

I also like the smell of my own farts, I dont know why

Mrs MC.....In answer to your question....yes, thanks to diabetes my junk has been sleeping for a couple of years. It is a dreadful situation when you outlive your pecker.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

If my butt's asleep then that means the rest of me is also. Not a good time for pooping.

Chief, sorry to hear you've outlived your pecker. It could be worse if it was the other way around. The wake would be a nightmare for any young ladies paying their respects.

Yes it is possible to shit whilst asleep. I woke up the other night with a large skid mark on the corner of my bedsheet. My friend also had the same problem the other night with a case of the sleepy bowels. It was a big skiddy.

I also like the smell of my own farts especially sharts (shower farts). Let the steam enhance the experience.

Some chick going all "World According to Garp" on Chief's junk while he's laying in the casket would certainly be one of those things that make you go hmmmmm.

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