Damn! What was I drinking that night?!?

I have a hard time pooping on Thursday's. I can't figure out if it has to do with my diet, or if it's because on Wedensday nights for the last 8 years, I partake in anal sex. What do you think?

I'm fascinated with your sex habits, pooparoo. Really. I am.

What is the record time to take a poop ..mine is two seconds :) ;)

GOOO POOOPINGGGGGGGG!!!1

What is the world record for the longest poop in inches?

TSV, we call that "T.B." (Tired Butt). It happens after a long drive or sitting at a desk for a long time. I never considered the implications of pooping while in that condition, but I would think the numbness would allow one to relax and let 'er rip!

hi im 18 years old and i have no leakeage problems, it is just sweat no odor or nothing just sweat. My ass starts sweating after i walk or run or do anything and when i sit down the butt sweat leaves a mark in my pants which is really embarrising and it feels really uncomfortable this just started happening like 3 months ago before that there was no problem. Is there anything i can do about this problem.

This might disturb some of you.

I have a fat hairy butt, and mine sweats too. I've noticed that trimming the hair with electric clippers helps to allow some cooling. Also, in the summer, I typically don't wear underwear, and that's proven very helpful as well.

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So... uhh... erm.... POOP!!!

Thanks for sharing that with us (eek).

I think that the concesus is a yes. You can poop if your butt is asleep.

The poop comes out of the colon, not the butt.
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i have a particularly difficult time pooping in August.

i think it's because it was when Gwyneth died.

oh- oh Gyneth, however am i going to make bears without thy sweet lips to guide me?

anyhow- i suppose my question is if my mom calls me a mistake but she calls her poop bundles of joy, am I a piece of shi$?