calories per crap
How many calories does one burn when taking a crap? How many more calories is it when one has a constipated type crap?
In order to accurately calculate the number of calories burned when one is taking a dump, I must know your age and weight. For purposes of demonstration, I am going to guess your weight and age (I used to go to the fair a lot when I was younger, and those "Guess your Weight or Age booths really impressed me).
20 years old and 245 pounds. Was I close?
Anyway, my source tells me you would burn 19 calories assuming the above statistics, and allowing for 7 minutes drop time.
For a really constipated crap, you would burn approx 70 cals if it took 15 minutes to dump, and you REALLY worked at it.
Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.
Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.
Got a question for her?