Twinge in my browneye in the morning sun
I feel stabbing cramps in the pouring rain
And the moment that I wander far from the pot
I wanna feel you on my thighs again

And I come to you on a summer breeze
I’ll drop my load and then softly leave
But there is something I need to know

How deep should one wipe?
How deep should, deep should one wipe?

I really need to learn
cause were living in a world of poop
Daily breaking them off
When they all should let us know
It is done by you and me

I believe in you
You know the door to my very stall
You’re the light in my deepest darkest hour
You’re my savior when I get the shits
And you may not think
I care for you
When you know down inside
That I’m going to poo in you
And its me you need to show

How deep should one wipe?
How deep should, deep should one wipe?

I really need to learn
cause were living in a world of poop
Daily breaking them off
When they all should let us know
It is done by you and me

Ah, I always loved the Pee Gee's.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Oh is THAT who that group was? I thought it was the Big Pooper! Hmmm well I dont do a strip mining operation, but I go deep enough to get clean so that my undies stay fresh and of course a good wet wipe helps me out.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

Gotta get up to my elbow at least....with a washcloth wrapped eggbeater....oh, and a cat.

I think when you are discussing the topic of how deep to wipe ones asshole, you have hit rock bottom and started digging.

Doniker - you are a very talented man! Can you sing it too? My admiration stems from being totally non-musical!!

On the question, I think it is a fair one. Unlike Motherload, I do 'poke' the paper in by half an inch to an inch, to ensure maximum cleanliness.

That's no rock, CEP.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

NICE, doniker. Revealing your lyrical side, eh? I don't ever go digging - what's important is the outside. It seems to me that the bungport is designed to be an exit, and I don't really care what I might find just inside the ring. If something works its way out later, I'll know it and clean it then.

What talent you have doniker.
Bilgey, Why does wiping always involve pussies with you? The neighborhood ones must be afraid of you.
Hammy, Darling that is just TMI.
Producing waste since 1967

I must beg to differ MSS - it is entirely within the context of the thread - why it even answers the question posed!! Unlike most of my comments, to be fair.

Doniker, I almost wept.

*laughing* Yeah Simone, every cat in Bilge's neighborhood runs the other way when they see him...they all smell pretty bad, too.

A (not to be named, for legal reasons) friend of mine would say,
As deep as it pleases!
But that`s another story.

Dear lovers of the eternal stool
I recommend a thin slice of fresh peeled ginger after the the evening meal.
Its extremely bitter, but it ensues a regular wipe free, baseball bat style "eyewaterer"

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Wishing you all a clean break!

Hammy, I am messing with you silly one. You always entertain.
Fudgey, Too funny!!! Thanks for tickling me.
Producing waste since 1967

MSS - I can't think of a better compliment that I've received!!

TP was not meant to be used for internal cleaning. Unless your AH is particularly loose or your TP is extremely strong, I suspect that the average Shit-Under-The-Fingernails quotient would be greater than 0.000001, where 0.00 is the ideal.

Besides, if internal cleaning were the norm, the tensile strength of TP would be printed on the package and bidets would have a PSI rating. By the same token, I'm sure that somebody would be making assistive technology. Couldn't you see Proctor & Gambel marketing a double-headed (batteries not included) automatic internal ass-scrubber for true cleanliness and satisfaction?
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

If internal ring cleaning became the norm, they'd sell those little "finger cots" right next to TP. You know...they're like the fingertip-only part of a rubber glove. Thus keeping the fingernail number at 0.00, Deja.

I'd think the cats would make "deep wiping" easier...seeing as how the paws are skinny and such.

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No no, honey. Kitties don't sit on the potty.

Your Majesty, that would only work comfortably if they are declawed.

Bilgepump, The ED-209a comes with a new water cannon and a 100 gallon tank. You may want to borrow it sometime.

Deja Poo, I knew a young lady with a cheating boyfriend. She did that with his toothbrush, took pictures, and then 'cleaned' the brush with toothpaste and water. She dumped him the next day and sent the pictures to him the next week.

And Lastly, Doniker. I'm speechless in awe of your talent. You are the Weird Al of P.R. I salute you (FLUSHHHHHHHhhhhh ... gurgle!)

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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

"Couldn't you see Proctor & Gambel marketing a double-headed (batteries not included) automatic internal ass-scrubber for true cleanliness and satisfaction?"

Double-headed? DOUBLE-HEADED?!

Pray, tell me, what (or who) is the other head for?

I don't know, but I do know that they would test it on animals.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Can they test it on Politicians first? They're usually full of shite.
You can find out how long the scrubbing head would last before you had to replace it!

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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

I don't think so, RC13. If we tried to test it on the politicians, they would just turn around and test it on the taxpayers.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Ah, but they already have something to bug the shite out of us, DP.
It's the 45 minutes of the 1 hour televised debate where they thank everybody who supported them.
Then they spend the last 15 minutes arguing over something completely nonsensical.
Then the commentators spend another hour discussing the "thoroughness" of the debate we just watched.

Andaru, I have 3 words for you:"His and Hers".

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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....