We flush out colicking horses by sticking a garden hose in their butts and flushing with water. It amazes me that the horses don't freak --because the water is cold.

I think colonics are a "load of shit" - at least, anything beyond a normal laxative for constipation. There is no such thing as shit crusting and sticking to the intestines, because the intestinal walls are constantly producing and shedding epithelial cells that would take any encrusted crap with them when the slough off.

My guess is that eating enough dietary fiber and drinking enough water (or getting it through food) is enough to keep the bowels minty fresh and clean. Otherwise, have an Ex-Lax brownie and glass of lactose-rich milk, and you'll be good to go!

What do you think, Poonurse?

I'm glad I'm not a horse.

Actually, you would not believe the results from colonics. I have had around 10 of them, and not to be gross, but you will be amazed at what is inside of you. The place that I went to had a client who had a pink barbie high heel come out of her during her colonic procedure. She remembered swallowing it when she was six (the lady was in her 40s, when it was released). It may not seem like the most luxurious of treatments, but I must say I feel a whole lot better after having them.

Personally I feel sorry for all of you that choose to carry this around in you and re-absorb it. It's your septic tank..clean it sometimes. It's your large intestines which is about 5-6 ft long. If you want to carry it around with you than do that and stop worrying about the clean ones. There's a BIG difference in the way you'll feel. Ever wonder why your stomach are so big?

For all of you that think a fleet enema is gonna even come close to colonics have alot to learn. A fleets only goes about 8-12 inches..a clonic cleanses the entire length of the large intestines. Read! "Death begins in the colon"

I poo 2 or 3 times a day. Do I need a clonic? I have a pooch on my tummy and I can't loose weight.
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Eating lots of dark blue frosting turns your poo green!

What you more likely need is a gym membership.

Don't use a "clonic" Hershey. Cloning people is illegal.

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What if everyone farted at once?

Cloning the pooch on your tummy, while controversial, is not illegal,