My 9month old ate dog poop and my pediatrician said that dog poop is not nearly so dirty as people poo and that it was no big deal, not to worry.

keep an eye out for worms though, this is exactly how they get passed to humans. Not trying to be funny, I know this from experience, when I was a very wee young lad.

my lab eats her own poo after days in the snow..she loves it frozen for some reason...maybe thinks its a pupsickle or something! i cannot believe people eat their own feces...how sick..what is wrong with society..we need to stop such gross actions and not give ideas to children. whats up with the poo eaters? don't you get enough to eat?

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for years I ate and loved raw oysters Then one day somebody told me they were full of oyster shit and oysters ate human shit. I was disgusted for about two minutes but then went back to my plate of raw oysters. I do not think if I saw human shit on the plate I would have continued. It is all about presentation I guess.

It's called corprophagy, and alot of dogs do it. If you put Accent flavor enhancer(MSG) on your dog's food, it'll make his poop taste bad. If you have more than one dog and pupper is eating their poo, put it on ther other dog's food. Or put it on everyone's food and save elimnate eating all the poo. Cats too but dogs consider cat poo a delicacy.

Ha we stumbled on to this site by accident! My girlfriend and I just saw are shimpoo(

hi i love poop

I personally have ate my wifes poo quite a few times.Never have ate my own tho and would not.I do like women to poo in my mouth well as long as i know they clean.

hello many times they talk about human poop
or doog poop in general . but my question is if its any harm to eat dog poop ? i know maybe this sound sick but it turns me on alot to eat my shepherd's poop . i have been enjoying it for the last 7 years . i let him poop in the garden then when no1 watch i pick the turds up in a bag , and eat it as my breakfast . i always try to put some salads with it tho and bread . i have the idea my dog enjoys it watching me eating his poop , and that gives me the most pleasure . its like he smiles . but question is , is it any harm ?

AC, as long as you have some green leafy vegetables in that salad, and are using a whole grain bread, it sounds like a healthy meal to me.

I have a whole backyard full of American Eskimo/mixed breed shit, you're looking for a change of pace, AC.

So Bilge, you have the all-you-can-eat buffet?
I'm there.

Yep, with brownies and peanut logs for dessert.

Some eat shit, the rest of you talk shit. There is no harm in eating shit, apparently you're too stupid to hit Google. Hell, some people even cook it and if it's cooked, you got no viruses to worry about. Otherwise the people that have been eating it would have died by now. The girls from 2 girls 1 cup have been doing it for years now, 10+yrs, maybe even 20. If you can't do some real mother fucking research, then get off the internet and go complain about violence in video games. By-the-by, that shit site is called MFX, go ask them if they have diseases.

yes dont talk shit unless you can to eat it !
lol btw is there any harm talking shit ? haha

What's this world coming to? The next thing you know we'll be letting our shit actually fall from our asses into a toilet?

Don't worry, PD. According to Trialjunkie, it's all okay as long as you make money from it.

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prarie doggin stop talking shit . you to shit volcano you both pretty much suck hahaha

Hi, trialjunkie.

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There are people who eat all kinds of nasty stuff. They are called pica. I was taking care of a mentally challenged woman who dug in her ass and ate her poop. I suggested wearing one piece clothing on her to prevent this from happening. She had already been hospitalized with E-coli in the past. I was told it was against her rights. Are you kidding me? What? The right to eat her own shit? That is just plain nasty. To the shit eater. You are on sick ass dude. I mean eat some snails or oysters instead. I've never tasted shit, but I suppose they taste similar. Snails and oysters are beyond nasty!!!

Hey, snails and oysters are people, too.

You know, your remark about it being her right to eat poop made me think, that might not be true if the poop eating is a danger to her health. The old "harm to herself or others" might apply here.

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is it bad to enjoy people farts?

Ratz wrote a treatise on dook eating one time. According to him, it tastes like almonds and macadamias.

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You Peoplepare stupid. Perhapsyou need to do some research before you comment.Coprophagia is a real psychiatric issue. I am NOW the mother of a 9 year old ( my husbands boy) who we won custody of 2 yrs ago. custody battle lasted for 6 years and he NOT only eats his OWN feces but DOG feces and it is disgusting. He was sexually abused by his birth mother and addicted to porn at the age of 5 years old. this boy has SERIOUS mental problems. So the next time you see someone say they EAT feces instead of criticize them and call them RUDE demeaning names PERHAPS do some research and you will see there is a reason they do it...and it may NOT be something they really want to do...they just do because they are schitzophrenic or have some other mental problem leading from abuse or disaster as a child. Take it from me Im rasing a child that does this unheard of disgusting thing and im trying to cope with it and ALL the counselors ans Psychariatrists in the world dont help....sad..helpless and disgusted mom

yes mom tell the stupid people how it is!

Actually, 'sad helpless and disgusted mom,' I believe YOU are the 'stupid' one - clearly you don't have a clue as to what sort of website this is, else you'd realize that it's a comedy site, and not a legitimate psychiatric / medical advice / demented child support forum. Coming here with the expectation of finding any of these things here is a bit like going to a Lewis Black show ad expecting it to be a Christian revival service.

Based on your above rant, it sounds to me like it isn't just your twisted little poop fiend in need of a head xam.

Ooches smooches,
turdy

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i love to poop in the sink just so you know !

hello i might be on the wrong blog , i dont eat poop i neither have dogs i am a 42 year old male happy married , without kids but i do have this problem : i poop and pee in bed and not just a little, its so embarrassing to wake up next to my wife while she has my poop between her toes and on her hands . i love her but i am so used to it now that i am ok with it myself , i only feel a little guilty towards her . one time i was dreaming i was making love to my wife and i thought i was normal penetration her with my penis but when i woke up the morning after, i noticed i did penetrate her with my turd . i am scared she wants to leave me cos she keep calling me a filthy b....rd . but i cant help it . i just let it all go in my sleep and i feel to embarrassed to tell my doctor . my question is , is it harmfull for my wife that she has to sleep in my filth?

well, it's certainly not sanitary, if that's what you mean! and i believe it could be potentially harmful to your wife, but i'd be more concerned about why this happening to you.

it's really silly to be embarrassed about telling your doctor anything. that's what they're there for! i'm sure most have seen and/or heard much worse than your problem.

go to your doctor. you may even need to see a psychologist or sleep therapist of some kind.
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my doctor wants to sleep with me . so i try to avoid him

I can't believe this. All of you really think you can't eat your poo? I've never seen so many sheeple following the siren call of the grocery industry.

You can eat your poo and never buy groceries again! This stuff isn't on the news because the grocery stores advertise with their networks.

And about the smell, that is due to the "fresh" food. As you eat poo, the resulting poo from that poo smells more like cookies, and tastes like rice pudding.

Bedpooper, my question to you is this:

Did your wife have a better time with your turd than when you normally make love to her?

I guess we would know the answer if we knew if she was French or not?

The Facts in this case are clear and as follows:

1. The French love to eat poo. FACT

2. Nobody is getting sick from eating poop. FACT

3. Nobody cares about your disgusting dogs. Keep them away from France! FACT

Lets consider the case closed.

poop on a moped, you left out the most important and obvious fact: Nobody gives a fuck about France.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Bilgepump you are absolutely right. Nobody should spend any energy caring what those disgusting freaks do in France, That they love to eat poop is not a matter of concern for the rest of the world. In fact the only energy that should be spent is perhaps the building of a gigantic wall of poop around the country to keep them in... but they would just eat their way through it in a matter of days, probably treating the exercise as a gift from a sympathetic European country. Hope is lost.

pooed all night long ...... i never asked
if she did enjoy it .. i dont think so cos she left me like a week ago . i found another woman who is a bedpooper aswell . so now we can do our poopy's together

bonjour le poop di poop

Hm. Very true, Bilgepump. This is an interesting thread.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

I laughed at a lot of the posts and can also relate to many. I love the smell of fresh shit (never over 1 day old)and like to shit on newspaper and keep it near me in the house. When friends come over, I can quickly hide it or throw it in the bin. Sometimes, I only dry wash my hands after playing with the shit on the newspaper so I can cup my hands to get a better wiff. I used to scat play, but my partner left me because I loved to smell shit 24/7, not just every now and then. She thought I was perverted but it is better now that she and her super straight friends are gone. Just want people to know that I am normal and have a good job but love the smell of fresh shit. Nothing strange about me.

i love to fart in the toilet after i take a shit i can sit for hours and fart on my turds i love it!

Dont eat poop, it tatses like shit

Hey guys i just got on here to see what the effects were for eating human shit cause people were telling me to watch two girls 1 cup and so i did.
i used to think that E coli would kill you for eating shit but they didn't die sooo i was curious.
but come on man pooop smells awful how can you eat it?

what should i do my 11 month old neice ate her own poop she woke up from her nap and when i went in to get her she was covered in it all in her mouth and everything what do i need to do please help me asap thanks

I may be wrong but I think the down side of poo eating would be what it does to your breath.

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ChiefThunderbutt - I don't actually eat it myself, but I love to play with the shit only when it is fresh. I mainly smear it over myself or partners and have a shit day in.

holy shit you dagum tree huggers r taking recycling way to far sick basterds eating shit does not help the enviorment logsucker sick sob i do have to admit i havent laughed this hard since i farted in my gf face while she was sleaping lol

my gf loves it when i fart in her face!!!

One day i was going to take a shit at my toilet at home. I shat as usual and when i wiped with toiletpaper i got some feces on my finger and i accidentally, without thinking sucked on my finger and i got poo i my mouth!
4 seconds later when i already swallowed the poo i understood what happened!

I ate Poo!

This is 100 % real!

This happend to me and if someone would ask me to eat my own poo for 500.000 $ i would definately eat it because it didn't taste much at all. It tasted about 40 % of what it smelled like.

But then i would have to move to another town so i wouldn't get laughed at for my whole life.

Dear Ben Dover....Your breath would give you away no matter where you moved. Would you consider $499,000?

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This shit is just so damn funny. I came here to find out how to go about stopping my 7 month old puppy from eating her own shit and to my surprise, I am reading of people eating shit. I have had about 20 minutes of constant laughter. This reminds me of a bachelor party I went to when I was 19. There was some weirdo at the party who worked with the bachelor and wanted the stripper to shit on his face. It threw everybody so far off guard that the dj stopped the music, everybody looked at the guy as if to figure out if he was kidding or not. He insisted that he was very serious and offered her 100.00 to do it. Needless to say he was forced to leave by the stripper's thug. Thanks for the laugh guys

I don't like pickin up poop so I let my dog do it, sometimes my friend asks me to bring my dog over to his backyard he's got the Great Danes!!

Guys don't do it. I did it two - once with a girl I hooked up with and another time with an escort. I only took it in my mouth and never swallowed. I ended up contracting Hep B and my liver went chronic... Devastating. My advice is: if you have this fetish, go to a GP and tell him, or suggest your partner is a intra-drug user and get him/her to give you the shots. It will offer protection from many forms of Hep. It is madnes is to...

I saw a bum eating some doggy doo on the sidewalk outside a French restaurant. The owners tried to scat him away, but he picked up a hefty piece and threw it at the people eating in the outdoor seating. too bad i didn't get it on video. i nearly shit in my pants.

I have two westies 6months old,one of them eats his poop (Shit) I hate the thought of it,so i either grate some pumpkin on both their food which works very well or give them pineapple which works just a good and they love both tastes, I am hoping he grows out of it. i know it isn't doing him any harm it only food to them isn't it?
I'm not saying anything about the person who eats his other than they should know better even a starving person wouldn't dream that up.

why ask the dog to stop? he poops and cleans it up... the perfect dog.

all this talk of poop chewing is making me sick. nothing wrong with a crunchy booger now and then, though.

Dear green envy........I am reminded of a very nasty limerick;

There once was a man named McKnott,
Who dined on scabs and green snot.
When he tired of these,
He ate the cheese,
That hung down from his grandmother's twat.

I defy anyone to post anything more disgusting!!

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There was an old whore from Silesia
Whose quim had grown sweatier and greasier
So now you must come
Up her stinky old bum
But be careful the tapeworm don't seize ya!

- (copyright: Ivor Biggun)

Or my own creation...

There once was a old Poop Reporter
Whose shat out some muddy brown water
He ate it like custard
Then looked quite disgusted
And said "It don't taste like it oughtta!"

Ok, this is just off the top of my head, but here it goes guys.

An old stripper one sweltering morn,
Shoved some veggies where her babies were born.
With one mighty vart,
They landed in Chief's hot dog cart
And now he's selling hot buttered corn.

Moderators comment:

Dear Don......Your entire post was deleted because this is not a scat fetish site. I think you are in serious need of help unless you just made all that up. You are either a sick puppy or a gross liar.

Any adult who would eat crap is psycho and perverse. There is no exception. They should be shot. To each, his own does not apply!!!!

Why are you people giving these idiots the time of day? All these clowns here who say they eat their own feces are straight up LYING. Sure, some of the posts are quite funny (although out of context...) but in reality it's BS (no pun intended). Human feces contains too many toxins. You'd die eventually, or at the very least have severe liver and kidney malfunction. Who wants to be hooked up to a dialysis machine for the rest of their life? I know I don't. It doesn't take a doctor to figure this "shit" out. P'z

The Truth.....In a perfect world there would probably be no feces munchers, but this is not a perfect world. coprophagia is real although the practice is not widespread.

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There is an incident in the novel GRAVITY'S RAINBOW where a man eats a woman's poop, straight from her anus. He dies within a few days. Can't remember that character's name; Slothrop maybe.

Oh, and one more thing...

I think eating something that rhymes with squirm, eating that is just as gross!!!

As a matter of fact eating feakle matter is in fact very unhealthy to ones body. first the feakle matter humans produce is rich in nutrients but also in bacteria that are harmfull to the teeth & gums, gasses that are harmfull to your upper respritory system gastricacids that are harmfull to your esophagus and the bacteria can result in lower intestinal infections as well as intestinal staph infection & disease .

AC, would it help to put ketchup on it?

Question: Is it fecal or feakle? Anwer: Fecal
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I have very few rules. One of them is: Do not eat poop.

Why do dogs eat their shit? The thing that really gets me is when I see someone letting a dog lick inside a humans mouth, um yeah that dog was probably just either licking his ass or balls or both(don't lie you'd do it to if you could), eating something dead and rotting or munching his own shit. MMMMM tasty!Thats right Rover give mommy kisses!
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MMC...perhaps another look at my signature line is in order...the first rule in dog training.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

But what about all those unfortunates who don't know the wonders of PR and the wisdom of the Bilge?! What about them! Think of the children man! The Children!!!!
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I've never liked kids...let 'em eat dog shit.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

We learned why you are wifeless and now we know why you are childless, Bilgepump.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

He has a son SP, but doesn't talk about him much. His name is Teddy.

Teddy is/was, an animated bowel evacuation. I used to live pretty close to a nuclear power plant.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Fetish , are fetish, some people like regular sex, some people like feet, some people like bondage, some people eat shit, if your mind is so far in this perfect little world that society has created to think just a little outside the box, you should prolly go kill yourself anyway :). This person shouldn't seek help, it isnt sick, hes not fucked up in the head, its just what he likes to do, everyone is different and different things make people tick differently, so fuck off and LEARN2PSYCHOLOGY.

You know, "toeveryone", I'll do that, learn more psychology, just as soon as you learn basic English sentence structure.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

toeveryone, you are sick if you think it is okay to eat poop. D E R A N G E D.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I suppose that when we eat oysters on the half shell we are eating oyster poo, at least I suppose that is what that green stuff is. I also have eaten very small squid that are cooked but not gutted, and Pacific saurey can be eaten with their scant amount of innards left in. You just splash on a little vinegar to kill the bitterness.Thats about it for me, I shall pass on all other forms of shit.

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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Like Logsucker, I have been ingesting my own feces for about 10 years. I say ingesting because I do not chew it. I suck on the fecal ball and mash them against my pallet and then swallow them whole. If I need to reduce their size, I use my tongue to form smaller pieces. I have never been sick from ingesting my feces. Once, I even fished a piece of my wife's feces from the toilet and swallowed it with no ill effects. I find that my feces have little taste or maybe a slightly bitter taste, occasionally. The taste is no worse than that of cigarettes, alcohol, coffee, or other things adults have learned to ingest.

Thanks sp....I did a little research and found out that the green stuff in oysters is called digestive diverticula, the green stuff in lobsters is the liver and is more commonly called tomalley.
The simple digestive tract of the oyster doesn't include a liver.

doakman2007...To each his own but you are a sick puppy. I stopped at a gas station yesterday and found a commode from which you could have packed a major picnic lunch, do you ever put ketchup on your feasts? What do you eat as a side dish?

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Well. I love the green lobster gook as it is better than sex and raw oysters, of course, I have loved since a small child
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

SP, can you post a list of things that are better than sex? I have a...uh..friend that wants to try some of them.

Sure, PD. I will put it on the forum.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

ChiefThunderbutt...I have an MS in Science Education. I am married and have two children. I am perfectly normal and, as far as I am concerned, that includes my enjoyment of my own and my wife's feces. Nobody is being harmed by my indulgence and unless you have tried it, you have no basis for your biased opinion. The only "sick puppy" on this site appears to be your bigoted ass but then that's my opinion.

dorkman2007, I'm sure the "sick puppy" will respond to your post with something lame like he prefers to eat fruit, vegetables, meat and eggs. Don't pay much attention to him as he is in no way, shape or form near your caliber of sophistication. I just have a few questions and would expect you will give me honest answers man to man. Are your children shit eaters? Do they "brown bag" it to school? Do you eat your shit as a main course, or appetizer? When someone tells you, you're full of shit, do you snigger? To the nearest thousand $, what is your breath mint bill monthly? If you catch the flu, will you be using a straw? Honestly, I have more questions, but I feel my dinner coming up. That will be all for now. Thank you, PD.

The truth is that you can eat human feces and not get sick but this does depend on the health of the 'donor' I would be careful to check that they do not have STD's or Helicobacter pylori. Human excrement is after all simply digested food, broken down and with some of its nutritional value removed. Whether or not this practice is advisable? Well..I think ultimately it about the choice of the individual, I personally do not like musical theatre but for some it is wonderful, we cannot enforce our own taste on others and still live in a free society.

So doakman like PD I have many serious questions. Does your wife ever tell you your breathe smells like shit? If you do drink your flu shits will you collect it in a Big Gulp cup and offer your wife some "chocolate shake"? Do you ever get your wife a "sampler box of chocolates"? Do your kids ever ask to lick the bowl after you have the squirts?
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What would it be if he put it on a stick? All day stinker? Lollypoop? Poopsicle? Copropop? Lollytoad? Hmmmm......
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Well if he battered it and fried it up I'm thinking Poo Dog. Corn Poopies for the little mini poo pellets.
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heya, i think scat eating is just an extension of diferent kind of fetishes that one has, and those who do ass licking do not have much right to denounce those who eat scat coz it would merely be an extension to ass licking, theres no limit to how perevert a human mind can be nd if we dont cultivate the habit of controlling it and channelising it in a creative direction, the results could be scary to say the list.

You have a point there AI, although I'm sure the Chief might experience some angina reading your post. You might be right that ass licking could lead to poop eating, which in my opinion, could lead to the ultimate depravity, Taco Bell eating.

doakman2007 said, "I have an MS in Science Education. I am married and have two children. I am perfectly normal..... Nobody is being harmed by my indulgence and unless you have tried it, you have no basis for your biased opinion. The only "sick puppy" on this site appears to be your bigoted ass but then that's my opinion."

Wow....I never realized how abnormal I was or what a bigot I could be....I suppose I am stuck that way because I plan on continuing with my abnormal ingestion of fruits, nuts, grains, meats, etc. My life could have been more fulfilling if I had just learned the joy of eating shit like an educated and "normal" man like yourself.

Anonymous inquisitive...Are you perhaps in denial over being a closet asshole licker? :D

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Does anyone remember this?:

From the televised AIDS Q&A of Surgeon General Dr. C. Everett Koop, Tues. Sept. 15, 1987:
Q: Can you get AIDS from oral sex?
A(off the cuff live by Dr. Koop Himself): You can get AIDS from mouth to penis, mouth to vagina, but if you have mouth to anus, you've got a lot more problems than AIDS.

I SWEAR that's what I saw, but I can't seem to find anyone else who remembers.
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Every poop is not to be told to every body.

Even if thats not what happened I like your version better.
So AI are you saying we should keep these depraved individuals in cages and use a spray bottle filled with water, along with a stern NO, to retrain them so they don't eat their doodies?
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doakman2007......If you are still around you might be interested in these definitions from the dictionary.

nor⋅mal  [nawr-muhl]
–adjective
1. conforming to the standard or the common type; usual; not abnormal; regular; natural.

ab⋅nor⋅mal  [ab-nawr-muhl]
–adjective
1. not normal, average, typical, or usual; deviating from a standard: abnormal powers of concentration; an abnormal amount of snow; abnormal behavior.

The definition below is from the Urban Dictionary

sick puppy

(n) a mentally disturbed, insane, or attention-seeking person that does or says revolting, disgusting, or bizarre things.
OR
a person who says or does twisted or gross things (but is not necessarily insane)

The origin of this slang word is unknown, but it probably comes from the fact that puppies eat their own vomit and feces, especially when sick.

I'm sorry but you are both abnormal and a sick puppy.

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