Shudder! The only time I go down there is when I wipe.

I had to do a fleet enema once. It wasn't any fun, but at least it wasn't the Midevil Torture I expected.
The huge crap I took afterwards (I hadn't gone in days) felt so good, it made up for the probing.

Somehow enemas have just never seemed like fun to me.

I received enemas from age 4 (really infancy) on and I can't recall one I didn't like. My mom did them in a way that aroused me and I often asked her to give me one. I am sure she knew I loved them and I am also sure that she loved to give them to me. Mutual arousal I guess.

I was given my first enema at the age of 7 in preparation for my hernia operation. I shall never forget the fabulous sensation of holding it all in till that inevitable release. At times, I use an enema if I am constipated. I once ejeculated while holding.

i love enemas. actually, i hate the recieving part. its uncomfortable and unpleasant and i am SO not for having a huge tube stuck up my hole extracting gallons of either really hot or really cold liquids, but what i LOVE is the eruption. it just explodes out of you, you know? what i like more is watching other people get the giant monster out. i loved the part of scary movie 2 where the guy was pooping on the toilet with the flies everywhere. i will never forget that...

However there is a paraphilia called Klismaphilia where people do develop a sexual fetish focused on enemas and colonics. So, maybe you're a klismaphile.

If anyone's looking for a natural alternative to traditional enemas, take a few shots of wheatgrass juice! (Make sure to take an OJ chaser after) I almost guarantee you will shit within 30mins, then again after that.

Shit for mercy.

I have this dinner salad that makes people shit like that. Just mix baby greens, spinach, avocado, walnuts, lemon and lime juice, two colors of grapes, shredded cheese, and crackers together in a bowl. My psycho sister discovered it works faster if she spoils the salad with dressing. Works every time and you poop green!

There was a twisted evil freak by the name of Michael Kenyon who was referred in the press as the Illinois enema bandit and he had a song made about him by Frank Zappa.

I was constipated for 3 days. Resorted to a Fleet's enema and nothng worked. Then I decided to take the 2-1/2 quart enema bag and use it. I am an avid lover of enemas since age 5 years old. I was given enemas when sick etc.etc.etc. So getting back to my story, I took this full bag with soap suds waited till the cramps kick in (and boy did I get cramps) anyway, I love getting cramps while the enema is going into me. Never felt better afterwards. Then took another bag with plain tap water for a rinse enema. Did this every 4 hours till clear. This is the first time I tried it this way and never knew that doing enemas every 4 hours is very beneficial. I guess you learn something new every day no matter how old you are. So my advise to anyone out there reading this try it I'm sure you will be satisfied with your results.

Enemaboy

I think Michael Kenyon was one cool dude. We need more good men like him in America.
There should bea website dicatewd to his hoor

I think he should attend all President Bush's cabinet meetings.

I hope he is still actively practicing his craft.

Ruth

I just enjoy the enema. I use a 2.5 qt rubber bag and keep it in the bathroom. You'd be amazed at how many other people tell me that they, too, use enemas regularly.

Another alternative to enemas, Magnesium, within one hour you'll be clear as a bell.

I can see where enemas would feel good , I think I'll pass on shoving things up my back door though.
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I have loved enemas since age 4. My mother gave them to me on a regular basis to ward off infections and disease. I can't remember being sick as a child. I faked being sick a few times just to stay home from school, but I wasn't sick. I work long hours in a highly tech business and enjoy a long,slow warm enema after work. I use an bulb catheter so there is no chance of leaking fluid. It's wonderful cause I can take all 4 qts. totally relaxed, and no mess.

I've been taking enemas for many years. I used to like anal masturbation, dildo's and other objects up my butt when I was younger (20's-early 30's). Now that I'm in my mid-40's it's just not much fun shoving something the size of a dick up my ass anymore... In fact, it's hard for me to do now, because it's painful!

I still luv doing enemas though because I can fill my butt, but it's only water and a relatively small nozzle going up my butt now. I have ejaculated many times while doing enemas. I still enjoy and look forward to large bowel movements as well. :-)

I am an un-ashamed loud shitter, and toilet masturbater too!

You people are some sick, sick fucks.

Get a life.

I agree, AC, sick bastards, one and all...lets you and I go light some children on fire and laugh at them as they scurry about screaming until they melt into a pile of grease and bone ash.

Sounds like you know what you are talking about.

Statute of limitations ran out some time ago.

I was sexually aroused for the first time around the age of 4, being given a soap and water enema from a bag. I admit to the perversion of klismaphilia. Instead of fantasizing about "vanilla" sex, I fantasize about being given enemas. I've always felt like such a freak about this.

C-Bird

The hole enema thing has me curious, unfortunatly, you cant get the DIY kits anywhere in the UK that I know of, and there is now way I'm letting someone else loose on my tradesmans entrance.

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like a constipated accountant- I worked it out with a pencil.

There are no big red rubber bags for enemas and douching? No Fleets? How does a country not have DIY enemas? Do you really have to be in a hospital to get an enema? Outrageous!

Either that or pay through the backside for a private clinic. Its so unfair, oh the humanity of it all!!!

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like a constipated accountant- I worked it out with a pencil.

I have one tattoo...its around my asshole. It says (and I quote), "EXIT only!!!" Ain't nobody, nowhere shoving no hose IN my OUT door.

Ms. Pretty, you might want to suggest the lack of DIY kits to your local Wal Mart. They sell everything. Perhaps they could put the display rack just outside their public bathrooms.

You can get kits online now. I actually do it on ebay. Yes, it is wonderful to have your bowels cleaned out, no doubt. Processed foods are mostly the reason why it is necessary to have enemas done. I think places like McDonalds, Burger King, and others like that [I avoid them as a plague] should pack enema in your happy meals. LOL. America [and others] wake up!

Wow, cheers for that, I'm off to ebay - -Duh! why didn't I think of that, where is the credit card.......

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

Yeeee Haaa! seven quid later, and its on its way! I'll let you know how things turn out.

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

Wow, that is the exact reason why I gave up fast food two years ago. I got pretty sick of the sticky million wiper poops, not to mention I always felt sick after eating it. It's amazing how much one's pooping health improves without that junk!

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Born right the first time.

I hate enemas, when I was a child my mother thought they were a cure for many things. One of my earliest memories was trying to escape an enema by climbing a tree in our front yard, it was a silver poplar. Today, after more than 60 years my asshole still tightens
involuntarily
when I see a silver poplar tree.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Silver poplar tree, silver poplar tree, silver poplar tree, silver poplar tree. How's that? All puckered up now?

Chief, I've always wondered if the parents who gave their kids enemas did so not because of health issues, but because they got off on it a little.

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www.daphneszoo.com

Chief, if at 60+ you still have an asshole that tightens, you have much to be thankful for.

goddamit thats gotta be child abuse!

Anyhoo, I did get a DIY kit off ebay, and I have to say that it is wonderfull. Kinda squidjy, bubbly, gurgley, and two litres later, explosivly rexlaxing.

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

I'm happy for you.

Cheers PD, I cuddle it in bed y'know

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

I used to get enemas when I was a kid and I didn't like them then. Strangely, now, I find myself thinking about them all the time and I get very excited.

I do enemas on a regular basis just to relax. They are very soothing after a stressful day....

i always really wanted an enema what do they feel like

i have read all the comments and must say there are some very odd statements,but i wonder how many are true or for just shock value. However i myself have never had this done (yet)i have given several enema's to horses over the years there is a sight to behold when they let go.

Hated it when mom put that thing in my butt.
Lat time I was 15 really embarrassing to have mom put it in and squeeze the bulb.

Holy bejesus, I just had a fleet, and it leaked poopy grease everywhere.. guess what.. no movement..

so I took the shower nozzel and squirted a bunch of water up my pooper and got a little out, squish by squish untill a medium sized bm happened.. it came out with such force, like a cork out of a champagne bottle.

Don't take too many enemas. Unless you wanna end up like me, fecal incontinent and in diapers to crap myself and not know it for the rest of my life :(

between camping trips i use my
camelback bag and tube...

You people are some sick freaks. Damn, I went on here to see side effects and get on a page of people loving enemas. Its good to take a shit after being constipated, but past that, get some therapy...

Apparently, AC, one of the side effects of having an enema is that you may enjoy it and end up a "sick freak." As for myself, I've had only one, and I hated it. But I still ended up a sick freak. So take care.

I just gave myself an enema now. It was so good, and what a relief. I have never had an enema before but I wanted to try it. I enjoyed everything except for the insertion.

I don't know if this is true, but I heard somewhere that there is a G-Spot in the butthole.
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Russell the shitting queen

If I had a choice between water boarding and an enema, I'd ask for the waterboard. An enema would be torture.

Queen Russell, if there is a Gspot in the rectum I would know about it. I had doctor's order for daily enemas in 2004 for 6 mos. I dreaded them as I got no pleasure, only suffering. And I dropped to 82 lbs. I was wearing a child size 10 when I had to take daily enemas. Then the enemas often didn't come back out, so I had to walk around and work with enema in me until it finally came out 3 days later. Extra enemas to get the first one out stayed in too. One saturday, in 2007, I took 5 enemas before one came out. I gained 20 lbs of enema water that day. And still the assholes I had for doctors ignored my symptoms and my desparate pleas for help. I have changed doctors since then. I'm in good hands now.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

The Chief is not that old. His backhole aught to remain tight until he stops breathing. My mama will be 67 in the fall. She is not old looking at all. Her butthole is tighter than her wee wee. And she would get angry with me if she found out I just wrote this, so I hope she doesn't. She probably will because mamas find out everything. Never underestimate a mother. No matter how old you are, she still can see you with those eyes behind her head. Never under ass timate the Chief's backdoor either.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Man I just want to shit and get it overwith, to help my fast... This enema love is pretty ugly.

When I was a boy around age 12 and going through puberty my mom got in the habit of giving me enemas on an almost daily basis. These enemas started because I was constipated but I LOVED it so much I started asking her give them to me every day and she was happy to do it.

The enemas would always follow the same ritual; I would ask my mom for an enema, she would get everything ready. I would strip completely naked and go into our guest bedroom where my mom would have the enema bag full of water and the nozzle ready for me. I would hop up on the bed and lye on my stomach while squeezing a pillow under me. I would already have an erection and my mom would see it but she never said anything about me being hard. My mom was kind of stupid and did not realize that I got sexually aroused by enemas. My mom would spread my butt cheeks apart and insert the enema nozzle up inside my butt and then release the clip on the enema bag's hose. I would feel the water flow deep up inside me and I would squirm around on the bed, rubbing my erection against the bed and my pillow and I would actually HUMP my pillow very hard but my mom didn't really notice because she thought I was just working the enema around inside me, like letting the water get to all parts of my intestines but in reality I was HUMPING the bed and my pillow like CRAZY!! I LOVED it!! Once the enema was done and I was FULL she would pull the nozzle out and I would curl up in a ball on the bed and really hump the pillow and fuck it in a very obvious sexual way but my mom never realized what I was doing. I know that seems impossible but you have to realize how STUPID my mom was!! Then I would jump up and run to the bathroom where I would let the water EXPLODE out of my ass. While the water was running out, I would masturbate myself and ejaculate all over myself. I did this for almost 3 months during one summer and my mom never caught on to how sexually arousing the whole enema thing was. She just thought I liked getting enemas for health reasons. Ha ha.

AC, don't underestimate your mother. I'll bet she knew. She just didn't care what you did because she had already resigned herself to the fact that she had a degenerate little beastie for a son.

I don't think we should be talking about you humping the pillow during enemas when you were 12. That story belongs on another site unrelated to poopreport. I din't need to know that, AC.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I wrote the story above about receiving enemas when I was 12 years old... Just so everyone knows, I just MADE THAT STORY UP. It is pure fiction but I thought it was fun to write it. Ha Ha

Obviously no parent would allow their kid to get an erection and enjoy it like that but it makes an interesting fantasy.

Enjoy!!

AC - this is not a scat fetish site, thanks.

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How I beat IBS

If it is addictive, I sure as hell hope I never start ! This sounds like a new kind of crack addiction

That was so disturbing to read.. had me loling for 5 mins.

Hi, I am constipated and i happened across this site. You people are all hilarious! I love this stuff. The best part is how freaked out the anonymous cowards get. I am happy that you all found something that gives you pleasure. I am hoping to have some results from my first e today. Good luck and happy crappy to all of you!

Thank you Steve. See we are not a bunch of wild shit obsessed wackos.....well not all the time.
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.