can enemas feel too good?

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Angie asks:

I recently had my first colonic and found that was quite enjoyable. I am worried that this procedure may become addictive... is that common?





Dear Angie,

Thanks for the question. For some reason, God above chose to locate the nerves that govern sexual excitement very close to the poop region. Don't ask me why -- who knows why God does anything?

It is not uncommon to have some "exciting" feelings (apparently) during a colonic. I wouldn't know, because I am chickenshit about sticking long tubes containing coffee or other foreign liquids up my pooper.

I doubt you will become addicted to colonics if you limit them to special occasions like Christmas or the 4th of July.

Good luck, and happy enema-ing. Thanks for asking Poonurse!

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

Got a question for her?












81 Comments on "can enemas feel too good?"

Anonymous's picture

I was getting enema's in the shower for a few weeks before I knew what a orgasm was during puberty. I let the water fall from the shower head with just the right force. I could adjust the flow from the head to fall in a stream and let it hit my anus while on my back with my butt in the air. The water would squirt past my anus,this felt so good, I did it often with a hard on.
When my rectum was full I would shoot the water out, I thought that it was funny. Very pleasurable.

One day I laid on my belly after adjusting the shower to my special setting and let it run on my crack, anus and, hard dick. I was moving around to feel this newest pleasure. Some water would get into my anus, however I just kept doing it, my dick was pointing down toward my feet so the water would massage the back side below the head. It was kinda hard to do this because my dick didn't like being bent down at that age, so I had to arch my back which put my butt up higher, the water felt really really good and I just kept doing it. All of a sudden I came for the first time, yes the first time. I was in heaven! After the ejaculation was over I really didn't know what just happened and got out of the shower.

I was drying off and the drips of cum were kinda still leaking as my dick was softening. I examined this and came to the conclusion this must be that seed I had heard talked about. I slicked it around my penis head with my finger, wow!

After that day I of course became a pro at masturbation. I would revisit the enema and climax often, always with great pleasure. In my late forties I like the jets in my Whirlpool tub now.

Anonymous's picture

I like enemas.

Anonymous's picture

IBS no more & dr poop are the only people with anything sensible to say on this site. You other sick morons talking about sexual experiences are obviously posting on the wrong msg board. It's disgusting

Anonymous's picture

I think "Dr.Poop is wrong in saying that no poop gets impacted in the intestine.
I believe some does adhere to the colon wall and goes black or stains the colon after a while. Antone who has had a thorough cleanout with an enema will not that the liquid in the loo is really black in the end.
I think he is correct in saying food is absorbed through the intestine walls but this applies to the small intestine and not the colon. I think the large intestine (colon) simply re-absorbs water from the food residue passing through it by acting as a recycling device. I agree with his point about becoming dehydrated if the intestine was unable to absorb fluid, as happens with dysentery but surely not with food.

This is just my thoughts on the subject. I could be proved wrong.

Anonymous's picture

Dear doctor poop
I am 13, and this site doesn't exactly make any sense. All my life I've dealt with severe constipation and I have had to do several enemas. My very first one, my dad had to do, and before he even started, the enema on the bottle nozzle was dripping around my "butthole" and it was stinging so badly that I didn't want the enema in me so I pushed the insanely large poop out. Then every time for about 4 years, he would threaten me with one so I would push it out. Well about a year ago, I had not passed a poop in about 2 weeks. (I had been told to take miralax and it was gross so I didn't take it. I ended staying home from school for 3 days and I was at my moms house where her friend who was a doctor told me to put one of those bullet looking thingys up mu butt. I just let it melt in my hand cuz it hurt to even try to put it up. A few hours later, I was hospitalized. The doctors told me everything would be ok if I let them do their jobs. I took one look at the nozzle and it was far too big for my liking. So they told me they would get me a thinner one, and they did, but it was 2 or 3 feet long. I freaked out. But they put it in, and then I immediately had to go. Then all I passed was the water. Ugh. Then they had to do it again. This time I waited 15 minutes and finally a poop the size of a baby comes out. I have never felt better. I have only had to do the enema one other time. I was just wondering if there were any tips on how to make an enema more pleasureable because I am scared to death of them.
Thanks,
Lauren

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I haven't had a proper enema yet but I have had one of those very small few ml ones because i was constipated. I will buy an enema bag off ebay soon and will see how that goes, I've read that honey and milk is a good gentle mix to use, with a tablespoon of natural olive oil :)
so in will go 1500ml of milk with a tablespoon of honey and extra virgin olive oil from the nice greek lady (honey from our own bee's, and milk straight from our cows udders, still warm :) )

I do hope that it will feel nice and actually help with my crappy feelings I've been having, maybe it might even help with my depression, if it does I will regularly start taking a honey milk enema (like weekly), as i have such bad depression that i always feel bad even when i should be happy, maybe putting some gentle warm milk up my pooper will help (chuckle :P )

nmalover's picture

I'm a 72 years young enema lover. I've never had one that I didn't love. I firmly believe that if kids still got the enemas that those of us of the older generations got that children today would not have all of the allergies and diseases that are now prevalent in today's world.
That is my thought on the subject.

enema_lover's picture

I support all of you. iv taken enemas for 60 years and still enjoy them . i feel if you enjoy them then doit. lets not judge others ,it a free country.

CRAMPY GRAMPY's picture

NEW TO SITE. love it. always looking for more cramping less internal damage. 4quart normal. nothing dangerous

Anonymous Coward's picture

I was visiting my aunt with mom and my sister one year when I was 9. I got sick with a stomach ache. I heard my aunt say to mom that I needed an enema. (I never had one before and I didn't know what that was). Auntie told me what an enema was. I said something like you do what? and no you're not.

Well, yes they did. Auntie had a no nonsense attitude. She left for awhile then came back and lead me (actually picked me up and carried me into a bathroom where she had me take off my pants. When I was slow taking off my underpants, she pulled them down, took them off and lifted me up and laid me facedown over her lap. I saw a bulb thing by her side with a tube on it. I kinda of squirmed and see slap my butt then I felt her fingers opening up my cheeks then a felt something go into my hole followed by lots of pressure in my butt. Well I cried and kicked my legs. Mom then grabbed my ankles to hold me still. It felt like eternity before I could get off.

You know what mom did when we got home? She went out and bought an enema bulb. I started to get lots of enemas. The first few were like my first. My older sister had to help mom. As I got older, I calmed down Mom was glad for that

I got them until I was 15. I remember have a hard on after which felt good

robdacq's picture

I too was given many enemas as a child. I hated them when I was young, but learned to enjoy and appreciate the red bag as I grew older. I have continued to take enemas on a frequent basis throughout my life - both for health and pleasure. For colon cleansing, I take fiber capsules daily and combine these with a well-balanced diet. About twice weekly, however, I also take a cleansing enema followed by a rinsing, saline enema. On occasion I take several of each spread over several hours to completely cleanse my large intestine. The feeling is great!

First time Enema junkie's picture

I must say.. this site is hilarious. I have to do ememas per my doctor's orders due to constipation and other bowel conditions from an ongoing but curable illness. So anyway, today was my first one. it was a full on large volume enema to help clear out the old crud. My wife administered it to me. I didn't much enjoy the whole experience of the actual enema. Cramping, a tube being shoved up my bum and the uncomfortableness of having to hold in the water for 10 minutes while I raged against the urge to explode the contents out of my anus onto our bedroom floor. However, after I successfully held it in until I reached pay dirt (the toilet) the ten to fifteen minutes I spent on the toilet shooting and spitting out fecal chunks and putrified colon sludge was rewarding to say the least.

Since about a half an hour after that I have had this feeling of euphoria like I haven't felt before. It feels like I took a narcotic pain pill almost. Actually its better.... No nasty side effects. This started about 8 hours ago. If they all feel like this I can see the appeal. I am so relaxed right now. Maybe its the lack of burden my body has now that it does not have to harbor all that toxic material anymore. My only theory right now is that it is some sort of reward my body is giving me for helping it out. Who knows? Happy Enemaing Everyone! :)

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Doctor Poop, I've always thought enemas could be abused and I do tend to agree with you. The thing is, though, that many people who grew up in the fifties were enema-ed to death by their parents. I heard that my gramma thought an enema cured everything. Enemas were a generational phenomenon, and they have left behind many people who now have enema fetishes. Enemas were as just as generational as bacon and egg breakfasts and smoking. This fact doesn't change the fact that enemas can be abused, but it does explain why so many people enjoy them and why they post what they do.

I don't know what kind of doctor you are, or how old you are, but if your post is indicative of your bedside manner, then you must be a real dick in the office.


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Doctor Poop's picture

You guys saying enemas are good for getting out impacted feces are completely ignorant of human anatomy. The intestinal walls are covered with tiny appendages called villi. If you had impacted feces, these would be blocked which means your food wouldn't get absorbed into your body. You'd get dehydrated and malnourished. This simply doesn't happen. If you had impacted feces, your intestines would be blocked and you wouldn't poop at all. You're all so full of it. You think you're doing something healthy, but it's not healthy at all. You don't have poop rotting away up in your intestines unless you have a health problem. Look into it - look at a reputable site. Don't just regurgitate stuff that someone trying to sell you something is telling you.

Also - frequent enemas over long periods of time will make you incontinent. So, enjoy your diapers you health nut freaks.

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/fecalcolon.asp

http://www.webmd.com/balance/natural-colon-cleansing-is-it-necessary

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tripacer likes enemas I was given enemas as a child and use them all my life, I have a lot of exp. with enemas.

tripacer likes enemas

IBS NO MORE's picture
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Chief and Daphne -- I know your comments on this are old, but maybe the parents of that time gave their kids enemas because it was more widely understood back then to be a very good idea to keep debris moving out on schedule.

Dr. William Howard Hay (creator of food combining) made the daily enema part of his natural curing regimen of detox and diet change. If you were really sick when you finally decided to come for help, you would likely start with three days of purging (think Magnesium Citrate fun), followed by diet correction and daily enemas until such time as you produced a stool for each meal you ate the day before. Usually this meant around two weeks... and also it would take about that long for most people to get their colon entirely clear of old rotten debris.

He maintained that it was important to keep new debris from staying in the colon longer than 24 hours in order to lessen the possibility of fermentation/putrefaction, which increases our accumulation of acid waste, so daily enemas until your colon started producing them on its own was just another value-added service he offered so as not to create any more acid in your system.

He also made a clear distinction between enemas which are safe for daily therapy and the ones that made people's colons "lazy" (specific instructions located on this page for anyone who's interested).

Before any intrepid poopreporter asks, NO I have not tried this myself. After only one week doing "proper" food combining, my bowels started moving on schedule. I kinda want to try it just for getting out any old stuff, as I have never had one, ever, so there must be stuff in there... but Dr. Hay says "...and to one who has not before had the experience there is a surprise in store, for the amount of ancient material unloaded is truly astonishing"... so I'm scared!

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How I beat IBS

When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”

Jim's picture

I am mid 30's athletic, stocky and take enemas every so often for a good clean out and to feel good. Not something I talk about with my sports buds but it does feel good esp going in and coming out..I find myself sexuall aroused sometimes..but not the purpose of giving them to myself. I have an enema bag. I do know a few other tri-athletes that do them once in a while as well.

Anonymous Coward's picture

08.02.2009... That was the best story ever. I like enema, but no need to get your mum involved

Anonymous Coward's picture

Mom gave me quite a few enemas when I was young. I started to like them when I was 11. I always had an erection after she was finished. It got to the point where I faked stomach aches so mom would give me an enema.

I had to get naked from the waist down and lay facedown over the toilet seat. I was so aroused when I felt her seperating my butt cheeks and putting in the nozzle. I felt so good as she squeezed the bulb.

I don't think mom knew.

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Thank you Steve. See we are not a bunch of wild shit obsessed wackos.....well not all the time.
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Constipated Steve's picture

Hi, I am constipated and i happened across this site. You people are all hilarious! I love this stuff. The best part is how freaked out the anonymous cowards get. I am happy that you all found something that gives you pleasure. I am hoping to have some results from my first e today. Good luck and happy crappy to all of you!

Anonymous Coward's picture

That was so disturbing to read.. had me loling for 5 mins.

ChiliKahKah's picture
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If it is addictive, I sure as hell hope I never start ! This sounds like a new kind of crack addiction

IBS NO MORE's picture
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AC - this is not a scat fetish site, thanks.

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How I beat IBS

When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”

Anonymous Coward's picture

I wrote the story above about receiving enemas when I was 12 years old... Just so everyone knows, I just MADE THAT STORY UP. It is pure fiction but I thought it was fun to write it. Ha Ha

Obviously no parent would allow their kid to get an erection and enjoy it like that but it makes an interesting fantasy.

Enjoy!!

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I don't think we should be talking about you humping the pillow during enemas when you were 12. That story belongs on another site unrelated to poopreport. I din't need to know that, AC.
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AC, don't underestimate your mother. I'll bet she knew. She just didn't care what you did because she had already resigned herself to the fact that she had a degenerate little beastie for a son.

Anonymous Coward's picture

When I was a boy around age 12 and going through puberty my mom got in the habit of giving me enemas on an almost daily basis. These enemas started because I was constipated but I LOVED it so much I started asking her give them to me every day and she was happy to do it.

The enemas would always follow the same ritual; I would ask my mom for an enema, she would get everything ready. I would strip completely naked and go into our guest bedroom where my mom would have the enema bag full of water and the nozzle ready for me. I would hop up on the bed and lye on my stomach while squeezing a pillow under me. I would already have an erection and my mom would see it but she never said anything about me being hard. My mom was kind of stupid and did not realize that I got sexually aroused by enemas. My mom would spread my butt cheeks apart and insert the enema nozzle up inside my butt and then release the clip on the enema bag's hose. I would feel the water flow deep up inside me and I would squirm around on the bed, rubbing my erection against the bed and my pillow and I would actually HUMP my pillow very hard but my mom didn't really notice because she thought I was just working the enema around inside me, like letting the water get to all parts of my intestines but in reality I was HUMPING the bed and my pillow like CRAZY!! I LOVED it!! Once the enema was done and I was FULL she would pull the nozzle out and I would curl up in a ball on the bed and really hump the pillow and fuck it in a very obvious sexual way but my mom never realized what I was doing. I know that seems impossible but you have to realize how STUPID my mom was!! Then I would jump up and run to the bathroom where I would let the water EXPLODE out of my ass. While the water was running out, I would masturbate myself and ejaculate all over myself. I did this for almost 3 months during one summer and my mom never caught on to how sexually arousing the whole enema thing was. She just thought I liked getting enemas for health reasons. Ha ha.

Anonymous Coward's picture

Man I just want to shit and get it overwith, to help my fast... This enema love is pretty ugly.

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The Chief is not that old. His backhole aught to remain tight until he stops breathing. My mama will be 67 in the fall. She is not old looking at all. Her butthole is tighter than her wee wee. And she would get angry with me if she found out I just wrote this, so I hope she doesn't. She probably will because mamas find out everything. Never underestimate a mother. No matter how old you are, she still can see you with those eyes behind her head. Never under ass timate the Chief's backdoor either.
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Queen Russell, if there is a Gspot in the rectum I would know about it. I had doctor's order for daily enemas in 2004 for 6 mos. I dreaded them as I got no pleasure, only suffering. And I dropped to 82 lbs. I was wearing a child size 10 when I had to take daily enemas. Then the enemas often didn't come back out, so I had to walk around and work with enema in me until it finally came out 3 days later. Extra enemas to get the first one out stayed in too. One saturday, in 2007, I took 5 enemas before one came out. I gained 20 lbs of enema water that day. And still the assholes I had for doctors ignored my symptoms and my desparate pleas for help. I have changed doctors since then. I'm in good hands now.
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ChiliKahKah's picture
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If I had a choice between water boarding and an enema, I'd ask for the waterboard. An enema would be torture.

Russell's picture
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I don't know if this is true, but I heard somewhere that there is a G-Spot in the butthole.
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PoopMaster Flex's picture

I just gave myself an enema now. It was so good, and what a relief. I have never had an enema before but I wanted to try it. I enjoyed everything except for the insertion.

Logjam's picture
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Apparently, AC, one of the side effects of having an enema is that you may enjoy it and end up a "sick freak." As for myself, I've had only one, and I hated it. But I still ended up a sick freak. So take care.

Logjam

Anonymous Coward's picture

You people are some sick freaks. Damn, I went on here to see side effects and get on a page of people loving enemas. Its good to take a shit after being constipated, but past that, get some therapy...

Anonymous Coward's picture

between camping trips i use my
camelback bag and tube...

Jason F's picture

Don't take too many enemas. Unless you wanna end up like me, fecal incontinent and in diapers to crap myself and not know it for the rest of my life :(

OUCH!'s picture

Holy bejesus, I just had a fleet, and it leaked poopy grease everywhere.. guess what.. no movement..

so I took the shower nozzel and squirted a bunch of water up my pooper and got a little out, squish by squish untill a medium sized bm happened.. it came out with such force, like a cork out of a champagne bottle.

Anonymous Coward's picture

Hated it when mom put that thing in my butt.
Lat time I was 15 really embarrassing to have mom put it in and squeeze the bulb.

loaf pincher's picture
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i have read all the comments and must say there are some very odd statements,but i wonder how many are true or for just shock value. However i myself have never had this done (yet)i have given several enema's to horses over the years there is a sight to behold when they let go.

Anonymous Coward's picture

i always really wanted an enema what do they feel like

Anonymous Coward's picture

I do enemas on a regular basis just to relax. They are very soothing after a stressful day....

madison's picture

I used to get enemas when I was a kid and I didn't like them then. Strangely, now, I find myself thinking about them all the time and I get very excited.

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Cheers PD, I cuddle it in bed y'know

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I hope to god I've just sat in a Shepard's pie.

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I'm happy for you.

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goddamit thats gotta be child abuse!

Anyhoo, I did get a DIY kit off ebay, and I have to say that it is wonderfull. Kinda squidjy, bubbly, gurgley, and two litres later, explosivly rexlaxing.

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

I hope to god I've just sat in a Shepard's pie.

Logjam's picture
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Chief, if at 60+ you still have an asshole that tightens, you have much to be thankful for.

Logjam

daphne's picture
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Chief, I've always wondered if the parents who gave their kids enemas did so not because of health issues, but because they got off on it a little.


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Silver poplar tree, silver poplar tree, silver poplar tree, silver poplar tree. How's that? All puckered up now?

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