can enemas feel too good?

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Angie asks:

I recently had my first colonic and found that was quite enjoyable. I am worried that this procedure may become addictive... is that common?





Dear Angie,

Thanks for the question. For some reason, God above chose to locate the nerves that govern sexual excitement very close to the poop region. Don't ask me why -- who knows why God does anything?

It is not uncommon to have some "exciting" feelings (apparently) during a colonic. I wouldn't know, because I am chickenshit about sticking long tubes containing coffee or other foreign liquids up my pooper.

I doubt you will become addicted to colonics if you limit them to special occasions like Christmas or the 4th of July.

Good luck, and happy enema-ing. Thanks for asking Poonurse!

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

Got a question for her?












81 Comments on "can enemas feel too good?"

The Shit Volcano's picture
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Shudder! The only time I go down there is when I wipe.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

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I had to do a fleet enema once. It wasn't any fun, but at least it wasn't the Midevil Torture I expected.
The huge crap I took afterwards (I hadn't gone in days) felt so good, it made up for the probing.

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Somehow enemas have just never seemed like fun to me.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

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I received enemas from age 4 (really infancy) on and I can't recall one I didn't like. My mom did them in a way that aroused me and I often asked her to give me one. I am sure she knew I loved them and I am also sure that she loved to give them to me. Mutual arousal I guess.

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I was given my first enema at the age of 7 in preparation for my hernia operation. I shall never forget the fabulous sensation of holding it all in till that inevitable release. At times, I use an enema if I am constipated. I once ejeculated while holding.

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i love enemas. actually, i hate the recieving part. its uncomfortable and unpleasant and i am SO not for having a huge tube stuck up my hole extracting gallons of either really hot or really cold liquids, but what i LOVE is the eruption. it just explodes out of you, you know? what i like more is watching other people get the giant monster out. i loved the part of scary movie 2 where the guy was pooping on the toilet with the flies everywhere. i will never forget that...

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However there is a paraphilia called Klismaphilia where people do develop a sexual fetish focused on enemas and colonics. So, maybe you're a klismaphile.

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If anyone's looking for a natural alternative to traditional enemas, take a few shots of wheatgrass juice! (Make sure to take an OJ chaser after) I almost guarantee you will shit within 30mins, then again after that.

Shit for mercy.

Shit for mercy.

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I have this dinner salad that makes people shit like that. Just mix baby greens, spinach, avocado, walnuts, lemon and lime juice, two colors of grapes, shredded cheese, and crackers together in a bowl. My psycho sister discovered it works faster if she spoils the salad with dressing. Works every time and you poop green!

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

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There was a twisted evil freak by the name of Michael Kenyon who was referred in the press as the Illinois enema bandit and he had a song made about him by Frank Zappa.

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I was constipated for 3 days. Resorted to a Fleet's enema and nothng worked. Then I decided to take the 2-1/2 quart enema bag and use it. I am an avid lover of enemas since age 5 years old. I was given enemas when sick etc.etc.etc. So getting back to my story, I took this full bag with soap suds waited till the cramps kick in (and boy did I get cramps) anyway, I love getting cramps while the enema is going into me. Never felt better afterwards. Then took another bag with plain tap water for a rinse enema. Did this every 4 hours till clear. This is the first time I tried it this way and never knew that doing enemas every 4 hours is very beneficial. I guess you learn something new every day no matter how old you are. So my advise to anyone out there reading this try it I'm sure you will be satisfied with your results.

Enemaboy

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I think Michael Kenyon was one cool dude. We need more good men like him in America.
There should bea website dicatewd to his hoor

I think he should attend all President Bush's cabinet meetings.

I hope he is still actively practicing his craft.

Ruth

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I just enjoy the enema. I use a 2.5 qt rubber bag and keep it in the bathroom. You'd be amazed at how many other people tell me that they, too, use enemas regularly.

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Another alternative to enemas, Magnesium, within one hour you'll be clear as a bell.

I can see where enemas would feel good , I think I'll pass on shoving things up my back door though.
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I have loved enemas since age 4. My mother gave them to me on a regular basis to ward off infections and disease. I can't remember being sick as a child. I faked being sick a few times just to stay home from school, but I wasn't sick. I work long hours in a highly tech business and enjoy a long,slow warm enema after work. I use an bulb catheter so there is no chance of leaking fluid. It's wonderful cause I can take all 4 qts. totally relaxed, and no mess.

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I've been taking enemas for many years. I used to like anal masturbation, dildo's and other objects up my butt when I was younger (20's-early 30's). Now that I'm in my mid-40's it's just not much fun shoving something the size of a dick up my ass anymore... In fact, it's hard for me to do now, because it's painful!

I still luv doing enemas though because I can fill my butt, but it's only water and a relatively small nozzle going up my butt now. I have ejaculated many times while doing enemas. I still enjoy and look forward to large bowel movements as well. :-)

I am an un-ashamed loud shitter, and toilet masturbater too!

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You people are some sick, sick fucks.

Get a life.

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I agree, AC, sick bastards, one and all...lets you and I go light some children on fire and laugh at them as they scurry about screaming until they melt into a pile of grease and bone ash.

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Sounds like you know what you are talking about.

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Statute of limitations ran out some time ago.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

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I was sexually aroused for the first time around the age of 4, being given a soap and water enema from a bag. I admit to the perversion of klismaphilia. Instead of fantasizing about "vanilla" sex, I fantasize about being given enemas. I've always felt like such a freak about this.

C-Bird

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The hole enema thing has me curious, unfortunatly, you cant get the DIY kits anywhere in the UK that I know of, and there is now way I'm letting someone else loose on my tradesmans entrance.

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There are no big red rubber bags for enemas and douching? No Fleets? How does a country not have DIY enemas? Do you really have to be in a hospital to get an enema? Outrageous!

...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

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Either that or pay through the backside for a private clinic. Its so unfair, oh the humanity of it all!!!

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like a constipated accountant- I worked it out with a pencil.

I hope to god I've just sat in a Shepard's pie.

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I have one tattoo...its around my asshole. It says (and I quote), "EXIT only!!!" Ain't nobody, nowhere shoving no hose IN my OUT door.

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Ms. Pretty, you might want to suggest the lack of DIY kits to your local Wal Mart. They sell everything. Perhaps they could put the display rack just outside their public bathrooms.

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You can get kits online now. I actually do it on ebay. Yes, it is wonderful to have your bowels cleaned out, no doubt. Processed foods are mostly the reason why it is necessary to have enemas done. I think places like McDonalds, Burger King, and others like that [I avoid them as a plague] should pack enema in your happy meals. LOL. America [and others] wake up!

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Wow, cheers for that, I'm off to ebay - -Duh! why didn't I think of that, where is the credit card.......

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Yeeee Haaa! seven quid later, and its on its way! I'll let you know how things turn out.

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

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Wow, that is the exact reason why I gave up fast food two years ago. I got pretty sick of the sticky million wiper poops, not to mention I always felt sick after eating it. It's amazing how much one's pooping health improves without that junk!

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I hate enemas, when I was a child my mother thought they were a cure for many things. One of my earliest memories was trying to escape an enema by climbing a tree in our front yard, it was a silver poplar. Today, after more than 60 years my asshole still tightens
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when I see a silver poplar tree.

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Silver poplar tree, silver poplar tree, silver poplar tree, silver poplar tree. How's that? All puckered up now?

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Chief, I've always wondered if the parents who gave their kids enemas did so not because of health issues, but because they got off on it a little.


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Chief, if at 60+ you still have an asshole that tightens, you have much to be thankful for.

Logjam

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goddamit thats gotta be child abuse!

Anyhoo, I did get a DIY kit off ebay, and I have to say that it is wonderfull. Kinda squidjy, bubbly, gurgley, and two litres later, explosivly rexlaxing.

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I'm happy for you.

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Cheers PD, I cuddle it in bed y'know

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I used to get enemas when I was a kid and I didn't like them then. Strangely, now, I find myself thinking about them all the time and I get very excited.

Anonymous Coward's picture
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I do enemas on a regular basis just to relax. They are very soothing after a stressful day....

Anonymous Coward's picture
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i always really wanted an enema what do they feel like

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i have read all the comments and must say there are some very odd statements,but i wonder how many are true or for just shock value. However i myself have never had this done (yet)i have given several enema's to horses over the years there is a sight to behold when they let go.

Anonymous Coward's picture
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Hated it when mom put that thing in my butt.
Lat time I was 15 really embarrassing to have mom put it in and squeeze the bulb.

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Holy bejesus, I just had a fleet, and it leaked poopy grease everywhere.. guess what.. no movement..

so I took the shower nozzel and squirted a bunch of water up my pooper and got a little out, squish by squish untill a medium sized bm happened.. it came out with such force, like a cork out of a champagne bottle.

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Don't take too many enemas. Unless you wanna end up like me, fecal incontinent and in diapers to crap myself and not know it for the rest of my life :(

Anonymous Coward's picture
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between camping trips i use my
camelback bag and tube...

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You people are some sick freaks. Damn, I went on here to see side effects and get on a page of people loving enemas. Its good to take a shit after being constipated, but past that, get some therapy...

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Apparently, AC, one of the side effects of having an enema is that you may enjoy it and end up a "sick freak." As for myself, I've had only one, and I hated it. But I still ended up a sick freak. So take care.

Logjam

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I just gave myself an enema now. It was so good, and what a relief. I have never had an enema before but I wanted to try it. I enjoyed everything except for the insertion.

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I don't know if this is true, but I heard somewhere that there is a G-Spot in the butthole.
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If I had a choice between water boarding and an enema, I'd ask for the waterboard. An enema would be torture.

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Queen Russell, if there is a Gspot in the rectum I would know about it. I had doctor's order for daily enemas in 2004 for 6 mos. I dreaded them as I got no pleasure, only suffering. And I dropped to 82 lbs. I was wearing a child size 10 when I had to take daily enemas. Then the enemas often didn't come back out, so I had to walk around and work with enema in me until it finally came out 3 days later. Extra enemas to get the first one out stayed in too. One saturday, in 2007, I took 5 enemas before one came out. I gained 20 lbs of enema water that day. And still the assholes I had for doctors ignored my symptoms and my desparate pleas for help. I have changed doctors since then. I'm in good hands now.
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The Chief is not that old. His backhole aught to remain tight until he stops breathing. My mama will be 67 in the fall. She is not old looking at all. Her butthole is tighter than her wee wee. And she would get angry with me if she found out I just wrote this, so I hope she doesn't. She probably will because mamas find out everything. Never underestimate a mother. No matter how old you are, she still can see you with those eyes behind her head. Never under ass timate the Chief's backdoor either.
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Man I just want to shit and get it overwith, to help my fast... This enema love is pretty ugly.

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When I was a boy around age 12 and going through puberty my mom got in the habit of giving me enemas on an almost daily basis. These enemas started because I was constipated but I LOVED it so much I started asking her give them to me every day and she was happy to do it.

The enemas would always follow the same ritual; I would ask my mom for an enema, she would get everything ready. I would strip completely naked and go into our guest bedroom where my mom would have the enema bag full of water and the nozzle ready for me. I would hop up on the bed and lye on my stomach while squeezing a pillow under me. I would already have an erection and my mom would see it but she never said anything about me being hard. My mom was kind of stupid and did not realize that I got sexually aroused by enemas. My mom would spread my butt cheeks apart and insert the enema nozzle up inside my butt and then release the clip on the enema bag's hose. I would feel the water flow deep up inside me and I would squirm around on the bed, rubbing my erection against the bed and my pillow and I would actually HUMP my pillow very hard but my mom didn't really notice because she thought I was just working the enema around inside me, like letting the water get to all parts of my intestines but in reality I was HUMPING the bed and my pillow like CRAZY!! I LOVED it!! Once the enema was done and I was FULL she would pull the nozzle out and I would curl up in a ball on the bed and really hump the pillow and fuck it in a very obvious sexual way but my mom never realized what I was doing. I know that seems impossible but you have to realize how STUPID my mom was!! Then I would jump up and run to the bathroom where I would let the water EXPLODE out of my ass. While the water was running out, I would masturbate myself and ejaculate all over myself. I did this for almost 3 months during one summer and my mom never caught on to how sexually arousing the whole enema thing was. She just thought I liked getting enemas for health reasons. Ha ha.

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AC, don't underestimate your mother. I'll bet she knew. She just didn't care what you did because she had already resigned herself to the fact that she had a degenerate little beastie for a son.

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I don't think we should be talking about you humping the pillow during enemas when you were 12. That story belongs on another site unrelated to poopreport. I din't need to know that, AC.
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I wrote the story above about receiving enemas when I was 12 years old... Just so everyone knows, I just MADE THAT STORY UP. It is pure fiction but I thought it was fun to write it. Ha Ha

Obviously no parent would allow their kid to get an erection and enjoy it like that but it makes an interesting fantasy.

Enjoy!!

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AC - this is not a scat fetish site, thanks.

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If it is addictive, I sure as hell hope I never start ! This sounds like a new kind of crack addiction

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That was so disturbing to read.. had me loling for 5 mins.

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Hi, I am constipated and i happened across this site. You people are all hilarious! I love this stuff. The best part is how freaked out the anonymous cowards get. I am happy that you all found something that gives you pleasure. I am hoping to have some results from my first e today. Good luck and happy crappy to all of you!

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Thank you Steve. See we are not a bunch of wild shit obsessed wackos.....well not all the time.
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Mom gave me quite a few enemas when I was young. I started to like them when I was 11. I always had an erection after she was finished. It got to the point where I faked stomach aches so mom would give me an enema.

I had to get naked from the waist down and lay facedown over the toilet seat. I was so aroused when I felt her seperating my butt cheeks and putting in the nozzle. I felt so good as she squeezed the bulb.

I don't think mom knew.

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08.02.2009... That was the best story ever. I like enema, but no need to get your mum involved

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I am mid 30's athletic, stocky and take enemas every so often for a good clean out and to feel good. Not something I talk about with my sports buds but it does feel good esp going in and coming out..I find myself sexuall aroused sometimes..but not the purpose of giving them to myself. I have an enema bag. I do know a few other tri-athletes that do them once in a while as well.

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Chief and Daphne -- I know your comments on this are old, but maybe the parents of that time gave their kids enemas because it was more widely understood back then to be a very good idea to keep debris moving out on schedule.

Dr. William Howard Hay (creator of food combining) made the daily enema part of his natural curing regimen of detox and diet change. If you were really sick when you finally decided to come for help, you would likely start with three days of purging (think Magnesium Citrate fun), followed by diet correction and daily enemas until such time as you produced a stool for each meal you ate the day before. Usually this meant around two weeks... and also it would take about that long for most people to get their colon entirely clear of old rotten debris.

He maintained that it was important to keep new debris from staying in the colon longer than 24 hours in order to lessen the possibility of fermentation/putrefaction, which increases our accumulation of acid waste, so daily enemas until your colon started producing them on its own was just another value-added service he offered so as not to create any more acid in your system.

He also made a clear distinction between enemas which are safe for daily therapy and the ones that made people's colons "lazy" (specific instructions located on this page for anyone who's interested).

Before any intrepid poopreporter asks, NO I have not tried this myself. After only one week doing "proper" food combining, my bowels started moving on schedule. I kinda want to try it just for getting out any old stuff, as I have never had one, ever, so there must be stuff in there... but Dr. Hay says "...and to one who has not before had the experience there is a surprise in store, for the amount of ancient material unloaded is truly astonishing"... so I'm scared!

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tripacer likes enemas I was given enemas as a child and use them all my life, I have a lot of exp. with enemas.

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You guys saying enemas are good for getting out impacted feces are completely ignorant of human anatomy. The intestinal walls are covered with tiny appendages called villi. If you had impacted feces, these would be blocked which means your food wouldn't get absorbed into your body. You'd get dehydrated and malnourished. This simply doesn't happen. If you had impacted feces, your intestines would be blocked and you wouldn't poop at all. You're all so full of it. You think you're doing something healthy, but it's not healthy at all. You don't have poop rotting away up in your intestines unless you have a health problem. Look into it - look at a reputable site. Don't just regurgitate stuff that someone trying to sell you something is telling you.

Also - frequent enemas over long periods of time will make you incontinent. So, enjoy your diapers you health nut freaks.

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/fecalcolon.asp

http://www.webmd.com/balance/natural-colon-cleansing-is-it-necessary

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Doctor Poop, I've always thought enemas could be abused and I do tend to agree with you. The thing is, though, that many people who grew up in the fifties were enema-ed to death by their parents. I heard that my gramma thought an enema cured everything. Enemas were a generational phenomenon, and they have left behind many people who now have enema fetishes. Enemas were as just as generational as bacon and egg breakfasts and smoking. This fact doesn't change the fact that enemas can be abused, but it does explain why so many people enjoy them and why they post what they do.

I don't know what kind of doctor you are, or how old you are, but if your post is indicative of your bedside manner, then you must be a real dick in the office.


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I must say.. this site is hilarious. I have to do ememas per my doctor's orders due to constipation and other bowel conditions from an ongoing but curable illness. So anyway, today was my first one. it was a full on large volume enema to help clear out the old crud. My wife administered it to me. I didn't much enjoy the whole experience of the actual enema. Cramping, a tube being shoved up my bum and the uncomfortableness of having to hold in the water for 10 minutes while I raged against the urge to explode the contents out of my anus onto our bedroom floor. However, after I successfully held it in until I reached pay dirt (the toilet) the ten to fifteen minutes I spent on the toilet shooting and spitting out fecal chunks and putrified colon sludge was rewarding to say the least.

Since about a half an hour after that I have had this feeling of euphoria like I haven't felt before. It feels like I took a narcotic pain pill almost. Actually its better.... No nasty side effects. This started about 8 hours ago. If they all feel like this I can see the appeal. I am so relaxed right now. Maybe its the lack of burden my body has now that it does not have to harbor all that toxic material anymore. My only theory right now is that it is some sort of reward my body is giving me for helping it out. Who knows? Happy Enemaing Everyone! :)