Shudder! The only time I go down there is when I wipe.

I had to do a fleet enema once. It wasn't any fun, but at least it wasn't the Midevil Torture I expected.
The huge crap I took afterwards (I hadn't gone in days) felt so good, it made up for the probing.

Somehow enemas have just never seemed like fun to me.

I received enemas from age 4 (really infancy) on and I can't recall one I didn't like. My mom did them in a way that aroused me and I often asked her to give me one. I am sure she knew I loved them and I am also sure that she loved to give them to me. Mutual arousal I guess.

I was given my first enema at the age of 7 in preparation for my hernia operation. I shall never forget the fabulous sensation of holding it all in till that inevitable release. At times, I use an enema if I am constipated. I once ejeculated while holding.

i love enemas. actually, i hate the recieving part. its uncomfortable and unpleasant and i am SO not for having a huge tube stuck up my hole extracting gallons of either really hot or really cold liquids, but what i LOVE is the eruption. it just explodes out of you, you know? what i like more is watching other people get the giant monster out. i loved the part of scary movie 2 where the guy was pooping on the toilet with the flies everywhere. i will never forget that...

However there is a paraphilia called Klismaphilia where people do develop a sexual fetish focused on enemas and colonics. So, maybe you're a klismaphile.

If anyone's looking for a natural alternative to traditional enemas, take a few shots of wheatgrass juice! (Make sure to take an OJ chaser after) I almost guarantee you will shit within 30mins, then again after that.

Shit for mercy.

I have this dinner salad that makes people shit like that. Just mix baby greens, spinach, avocado, walnuts, lemon and lime juice, two colors of grapes, shredded cheese, and crackers together in a bowl. My psycho sister discovered it works faster if she spoils the salad with dressing. Works every time and you poop green!

There was a twisted evil freak by the name of Michael Kenyon who was referred in the press as the Illinois enema bandit and he had a song made about him by Frank Zappa.

I was constipated for 3 days. Resorted to a Fleet's enema and nothng worked. Then I decided to take the 2-1/2 quart enema bag and use it. I am an avid lover of enemas since age 5 years old. I was given enemas when sick etc.etc.etc. So getting back to my story, I took this full bag with soap suds waited till the cramps kick in (and boy did I get cramps) anyway, I love getting cramps while the enema is going into me. Never felt better afterwards. Then took another bag with plain tap water for a rinse enema. Did this every 4 hours till clear. This is the first time I tried it this way and never knew that doing enemas every 4 hours is very beneficial. I guess you learn something new every day no matter how old you are. So my advise to anyone out there reading this try it I'm sure you will be satisfied with your results.

Enemaboy

I think Michael Kenyon was one cool dude. We need more good men like him in America.
There should bea website dicatewd to his hoor

I think he should attend all President Bush's cabinet meetings.

I hope he is still actively practicing his craft.

Ruth

I just enjoy the enema. I use a 2.5 qt rubber bag and keep it in the bathroom. You'd be amazed at how many other people tell me that they, too, use enemas regularly.

Another alternative to enemas, Magnesium, within one hour you'll be clear as a bell.

I can see where enemas would feel good , I think I'll pass on shoving things up my back door though.
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I have loved enemas since age 4. My mother gave them to me on a regular basis to ward off infections and disease. I can't remember being sick as a child. I faked being sick a few times just to stay home from school, but I wasn't sick. I work long hours in a highly tech business and enjoy a long,slow warm enema after work. I use an bulb catheter so there is no chance of leaking fluid. It's wonderful cause I can take all 4 qts. totally relaxed, and no mess.

I've been taking enemas for many years. I used to like anal masturbation, dildo's and other objects up my butt when I was younger (20's-early 30's). Now that I'm in my mid-40's it's just not much fun shoving something the size of a dick up my ass anymore... In fact, it's hard for me to do now, because it's painful!

I still luv doing enemas though because I can fill my butt, but it's only water and a relatively small nozzle going up my butt now. I have ejaculated many times while doing enemas. I still enjoy and look forward to large bowel movements as well. :-)

I am an un-ashamed loud shitter, and toilet masturbater too!

You people are some sick, sick fucks.

Get a life.

I agree, AC, sick bastards, one and all...lets you and I go light some children on fire and laugh at them as they scurry about screaming until they melt into a pile of grease and bone ash.

Sounds like you know what you are talking about.

Statute of limitations ran out some time ago.

I was sexually aroused for the first time around the age of 4, being given a soap and water enema from a bag. I admit to the perversion of klismaphilia. Instead of fantasizing about "vanilla" sex, I fantasize about being given enemas. I've always felt like such a freak about this.

C-Bird

The hole enema thing has me curious, unfortunatly, you cant get the DIY kits anywhere in the UK that I know of, and there is now way I'm letting someone else loose on my tradesmans entrance.

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like a constipated accountant- I worked it out with a pencil.

There are no big red rubber bags for enemas and douching? No Fleets? How does a country not have DIY enemas? Do you really have to be in a hospital to get an enema? Outrageous!

Either that or pay through the backside for a private clinic. Its so unfair, oh the humanity of it all!!!

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like a constipated accountant- I worked it out with a pencil.

I have one tattoo...its around my asshole. It says (and I quote), "EXIT only!!!" Ain't nobody, nowhere shoving no hose IN my OUT door.

Ms. Pretty, you might want to suggest the lack of DIY kits to your local Wal Mart. They sell everything. Perhaps they could put the display rack just outside their public bathrooms.

You can get kits online now. I actually do it on ebay. Yes, it is wonderful to have your bowels cleaned out, no doubt. Processed foods are mostly the reason why it is necessary to have enemas done. I think places like McDonalds, Burger King, and others like that [I avoid them as a plague] should pack enema in your happy meals. LOL. America [and others] wake up!

Wow, cheers for that, I'm off to ebay - -Duh! why didn't I think of that, where is the credit card.......

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

Yeeee Haaa! seven quid later, and its on its way! I'll let you know how things turn out.

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

Wow, that is the exact reason why I gave up fast food two years ago. I got pretty sick of the sticky million wiper poops, not to mention I always felt sick after eating it. It's amazing how much one's pooping health improves without that junk!

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Born right the first time.

I hate enemas, when I was a child my mother thought they were a cure for many things. One of my earliest memories was trying to escape an enema by climbing a tree in our front yard, it was a silver poplar. Today, after more than 60 years my asshole still tightens
involuntarily
when I see a silver poplar tree.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Silver poplar tree, silver poplar tree, silver poplar tree, silver poplar tree. How's that? All puckered up now?

Chief, I've always wondered if the parents who gave their kids enemas did so not because of health issues, but because they got off on it a little.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Chief, if at 60+ you still have an asshole that tightens, you have much to be thankful for.

goddamit thats gotta be child abuse!

Anyhoo, I did get a DIY kit off ebay, and I have to say that it is wonderfull. Kinda squidjy, bubbly, gurgley, and two litres later, explosivly rexlaxing.

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

I'm happy for you.

Cheers PD, I cuddle it in bed y'know

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!