Too much mucus may be an allergic reaction.

Where is poo nurse these days/

I have no idea. Wish she'd come back.

This title just CRACKS me UP! It sounds like a little old Jewish man at a deli or something. "Lox? Sure, but EXTRA lox? Oy!"

"...present your ass to a real doctor..." I just about choked to death on my lunch when I read that. What a word picture!

"In grateful appreciation for services rendered, we the citizens of Shit City present you with..."

"You shouldn't have. Really."

Shouldv'e tasted the "mucus."

I like to call this"BUTT BOOGERS!AACCHHOO!,Anyone have a kleenex?"

Oh my god. I get the same thing too.
Its sometimes yellowly clear with little specks of poo in it....

I've been having a problem with butt snot since my gallbladder removal. The butt snot was such a problem for a while after surgery that sometimes all I'd poop was a toilet bowl full of brown snot. I asked the surgeon about it and he said things are just readjusting in there without the extra bile to speed things along. Eventually it should calm down. Fortunately, it's starting to get much less frequent.

Thus, another reason to add to the list of things that cause butt snot. Gallbladder absence or malfunction.

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What if everyone farted at once?

So, for the past week I have been having problems being able to go poo. I noticed it hurts a little, like the chills kind of when I have to go, and little to nothing comes out, but i noticed there was mucus attached to what did come out, and now even if nothing comes out, and i wipe, there is still mucus.

I haven't really had any other symptoms,except my appetite has increased a little, and i may have lost some weight, and sometimes i get a little throbbing pain down there but other than that nothing. it's not like i'm bloated or anything.

this is very unusual for me because i have never had a problem pooping,

Sometimes when I eat a lot of fiber, like today when I ate 4 bowls of Fiber one and two bowls of Frosted Mini Wheat plus some kabobs with lots of veggies and some broccoli, I encounter some very smooshy farts. I unloaded in my pants today without meaning to. Good thing I was at home. It is kind of like that hot icing you get to put on your ready to bake cinnamon roles, the orange kind with little specks. I think it's normal and just comes from an extra huge dose of fiber. Can go on for a while though. It smells like your underwear smells when you've ran for a few miles in the hot sun, eaten a huge onion hamburger and then ran back home. It's great for parties.