dangers of ass fingering

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Maink asks:

Dear sir,

I 28 year old man. I love fingring in my asshole (Sorry for be straight) using bathing soap. After doing it for a long time I feel very relax as my stometch gets emty by doing it. If i continues it (fingring) for long time some white liquid comes out from my ass, is it normal? some time i use to test it (the whit liquit) also. Kindly let me know if it is normal? Can this harm me? How many people goes through it?





Dear Maink,

First of all, I am NOT a man, despite what everyone else says.

Apparently, I have led a very sexually sheltered life up until I got involved with PoopReport. Fingering of the asshole for hours with bathroom soap is not something to which I have personally ever been exposed; so I will have to take some liberties with my answer here.

I am guessing that by saying "my stomach gets empty" after doing this, you mean you moved your bowels, right? Just trying to be sure we are on the same page here. Putting bathroom soap up your ass will do this to a person, I'm pretty sure about that part.

Here's where it all gets fuzzy -- apparently, after doing it (the fingering) for a long time, white liquid comes out of your ass, and you sometimes "test" it (I am suspiciously afraid you meant to say "taste" it).

I have no idea what the white liquid is (could just be mucus or something) but I don't even like to think about it too much.

"Is this normal?"

God knows after this long on PoopReport, I have no idea anymore what normal is.

"Can this harm me?"

Any time you taste something white that comes out of your ass, I would have to hazard a guess that yes, it could harm you.

"How many people goes through this?"

One.

Thanks for asking Poonurse!

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

Got a question for her?

226 Comments on "dangers of ass fingering"

The Shit Volcano's picture
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Nasty!

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

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My dog's poo sometimes comes out with white goo on it, and the vet said it's just some sort of mucus that the bowel will produce from time to time in response to a new food in the poop.
Could this be for me, also?

.....hugging bunnies since 1969
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The Shit Volcano's picture
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I don't know. But I do know that when I have a bad cold I end up with snot in my turds.

Man I HATE colds!

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

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poop=food

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Sound slike the white stuff could be the soap he is useing!?!?

He has obviously discovered that which some men and hardly any women know: The prostrate is the male 'G-spot'!

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What I don't understand is why someone puts soap on their finger and sticks it up their ass. Wouldn't that burn like hell?

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

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My research shows that soap can cause inflamation and/or swelling, and irritation. It depends on if the soap is shampoo, bar soap, or hand soap. Finger nails are also a danger as they scratch the mucodial tissue. Fingers are great for constipation too.

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i don't know much about stuff....anyway whats a "G-Spot"?

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Poo nurse what he does to his but cannot harm "you" heeehheeeeheeee!

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This man must be single.

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hey umm can ass fingering harm your ass in any way ?

Corn in Poo's picture
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This whole field is new to me, sounds abit sh*t

poomaster45's picture
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umm yeah same here i finger my ass and recently the outer sphincter seems to be weaker any ideas if i should see a doctor or why this is hapening ?

The Shit Volcano's picture
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No. Just stop fingering your ass!

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

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can i get my foot stuck in the toy-lit(I cant reach)

wow some ppl can u try and let me no

wow ok never again
this site is joks

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dear poo nurse,
we adore your blunt honesty, canada loves you. we suggest you run for prime minister or something, you can , unlike our prime minister, put up with a lot of shit. thank you poo nurse, thank you.

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Is tori serious about the G Spot? Wow. I love mine. You should find yours.

It just occurred to me after reading this that the white stuff could be soap suds. You never know......hugging bunnies since 1969

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Anonymous Coward's picture
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yeah mee to i finger my ass and it seemed to get weaker for some reason any reson why

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I used to try to loosen up my ring o' darkness b/c i'm interested in marrying a girl who used to only like girls. [background: she prefers the role of strap-on wearer, and dislikes penetration]. So i assumed i needed to take one for the team if i was gonna keep her. Without telling her, i tried to get ready for what i'd have to do to keep her feeling "at home" if you will, and in fact, i already kind of liked it a bit.

But guys, i went a bit too far and now my sphincter don't work quite the way it used to. It was designed to be a one-way road and now it's easily agitated. I get diaper rash frequently and it frequently feels like it's on fire when i'm walking around at work or on college campus. Some days the discomfort catches me off guard so bad i wanna double over and collapse to my knees -- i've actually done it a couple of times in public actually and regained composure as quickly as possible.

Don't abuse the southern canal, guys. God made it a one way road for a reason and He'll let you suffer a bit if you bite from a naturally forbidden fruit.

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I wouldn't use soap in my ass - you are guaranteed a little "squirt" in the pants! Hair conditioner is a much better choice, and the girls like it too!

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Jesus Christ, people! If you must finger your damn ass at least us K-Y Jelly. It's designed to go in holes in your body!

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

Junk In My Trunk's picture
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I think you should rinse out your asshole often, I heard it's good. =D

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wtf? Lol... how many people go through this? Just you. ahaha!

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Maink, Dude, I don't know if you're still a PR reader.

Eating feces can definitely be a health hazard. The white stuff you're referring to sounds as though it's probably soap residue.

Lots of males enjoy anal stimulation--it's nothing to be ashamed of--the prostate gland is in very close proximity to the anus and is considered the male counterpart to the female clitoris (although if you want to give your lady the really big "O" slight penetration with concentration on the front wall of the vagina will absolutely do the trick.)

Best of luck to you and hope you solve your issues.

keeping the whack in tally-ho...
Fartuituos!
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Anonymous Coward's picture
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soap, why that? It gives so many kind of creams!

Anal Avenger's picture
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I use to slide the soap in every now and then - hated the stinky finger though - best to ram a KY coated butt plug in there, this may lead to a stretched gapping & saggy sphinct though.

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Ouch and Nasty :-&. Doesn't the soap make your ass gripe and burn?

Yes, fingering can damage the spinchter.

The bottom (no pun intended) line is, this is just plain unsanitary.

STOP DOING THIS TO YOURSELVES PEOPLE.
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don't worry my friend about your nice finger-story..i think many people in the world does it..so just ask a doctor if it can HURT YOU...
i never did it by my self but when a girl does it with toungue and finger ...i'm very happy !!
so if you discovered that this practice makes empty stomach ..advice it to some fat friends..can be a solution!!!

Anonymous Coward's picture
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guys ass fingering is not a way to go leave ur ass alone let the poop come out. and leave it at that and yes u can hurt urself by getting anal leakage

Ass Gaper's picture
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I heard ass fingering can kill you. UL!

Anonymous Coward's picture
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you should try using a lubricant which is designed for the function.

soap is not at the same pH as your intestinal tract and putting it up there will cause inflammation, just stop using soap. Buy a water based lubricant or something which is pH neutral.

If you have such a fascination with your bodily functions, perhaps you should visit a fetish forum, they may be able to help you with choices on your sexual exploits and prevent any unnecessary mistakes.

the answer's picture
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I have the solution to your problems maink....

STOP STICKING YOUR FINGER UP YOUR BUTT AND GET HELP!!!

(what do you accomplish from this?)

Anonymous Coward's picture
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what if after fingering ur ass i bleeds a little

Anonymous Coward's picture
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Umm well if you finger ur ass with soap and ur ass hole alone starts to hurt is it just infected and will go away or are you seriously fucked ?

Anonymous Coward's picture
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For those of you who are telling him to just stop, I think it would be best for you to stop forcing your opinions on others. Fingering your ass doesn't do any damage as long as the lubricant you use doesn't harm you, or unless you have abnormally sharp nails for some reason. I've been using things bigger than fingers for nearly 3 years and to this day I haven't had a single problem down there.

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Anonymous Coward's picture
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There is nothing wrong with anal stimulation, does not mean you are single, does not mean you are gay, it just means that you enjoy masturbation in a non-conventional sort of way. All things practiced within reason should not lead to any medical problems. Use a water based lubricant if you are going to continue stimulating your G-spot, this way you are safe. Wash your hands when finished and do not taste anything that comes out of your ass, that region is heavily loaded with bacteria that you would otherwise want to expel and not place back in to the system via your mouth.

Anonymous Coward's picture
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why does my poo sometimes hav sesame seeds in it

Digging too deep's picture
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Is it possible/Does it happen often to feel a turd when you stick your finger up someones bum or is that some textured body part?

Anonymous Coward's picture
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Good GOD are you all for real !!!.
1.Get an Anal douch and wash it out,before you start.
2. Get some lube that is meant to go up there NOT soap or hair conditioner.
I like Super Silk a little goes a long way and it is not sticky.
KY Jelly gives me a burning sensation which is definately not what I want.
Guys your prostate is your GSpot ,with practice you will be able to have an orgasm without ejaculation.
My partner loves me fingering him.
I am female btw.
I also get lots of pleasure from him fingering my ass during oral.
P.S. If you plan sticking anything else up there make sure it has a wide base as it can be sucked in and you may end up having an embarresing trip to hospital.
There are toys specifically designed for anal if you have not used one before start small.

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is it possible to poop too much or not enough?

Anonymous Coward's picture
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I know you should use lubricant but... -n00b-...is it okay to use your own saliva?

Ive been fingering my ass for quite a while now that way........

Anonymous Coward's picture
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Is it bad to use vaseline?

Butt Virgin's picture
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maybe your analien and your blood is white and your bleeding. BTW did ya like the anal-ien bit, I left the space out on purpose.

Anonymous Coward's picture
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i like fingering,and licking girls butts as long as ya keep ya finger nails smooth and round u will find out she likes it, so i dont see any problem it stick ya finger up there see what happens if she poots on ya dont laugh. if her ass is tight just easyly work it loose be gentle at first dont go rippin in. ive also heard a good cock in a girls ass makes them have a good bowel movement they seem to like it plus it cleans them out later. i wouldnt be stickin any soap bars up there sounds kinda dangerous what id the soap bar slips up in there ands u cant remove it,desolve and burn like hell lol.good luck tell your girl friend to clean her ass out u gonna lick it tonight:)

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My boyfriend heard that if a girl (or guy for that matter) gets it in the ass it gives you diarea if the guy doesn't cum or constipation if he does it. I have been talking alot about doing it with my bf...just something new to try and this is why he won't do it to me so can I tell him this is wrong?

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Well, Worried, lets give it a try, and if the results work for you, then you can tell your boyfriend whatever you want.
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dear shit doctor,
after fingering my asshole for a while some brown fluid shoots out but it is not diarehea, mixed with some of the white fluid MAINK is mentioning. is he an imigrant? i because one am. america beautiful country is very. back to my story, eh? this fluid sometimes comes out with green balls that slightly looks like goya beans, did you know goya top sellers my country is ? we eat goya beans 69/7 however you americans say. they make your bowels move like gypsies on a scooter. i need to get to the point because my prostitue is coming soon, you know.. she my sister, she lookeh like borat. she holds my balls likeh the goya beans. its wonderful, oh it tickle too like niagra falls. niagra beautiful very. i go there so much to butt finger myself on the maid of this mist. the water shoots up my butthole, and makes my farts wet. i shoot my fart out with water, (true story.) it reminds me of my home cave. i make friends with the animals, i make friends with llama sometimes. i name her laqueefa. she makeh feel goood. feel good all the time. one time i stick raccoon up my ass, it feel fuzzy. then i poop hairs and i keep them to put on the tape that scares away mosquitoes. it makeh my cave smell great. shit doctor, i want to meet you one day. please you make miracles happen. perhaps i could let you smell my finger, to prove all that i have sed. i have to go take a shower, my son sefalo will lick me clean. i need back waxing done, i have my llama give me bikini wax. we use llama cum as wax. well shit doctor, nice chatting with you, you make great gypsy someday. have time nice on toilet o Key?

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I would think that ass fingering would be less of a problem than ass petering.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

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I can't believe no one's mentioned the #1 danger associated with practice of ass fingering...stinky finger.

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EVEYRTIME I GO TO RESTROOM TO TAKE A SH@#% nasty fatty matterial comes out somewhat like wax it looks pretty nasty so im wondering do any of you know why

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Dear Kimberly,

If you will tell me what a
SH@#% is I will try to help you.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

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Also clean around the poopie area when finished . PLEASE CLEAN UR HANDS! if u dont IT CAN LEAD TO STAPH INFECTION

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The biggest danger of ass fingering would be to others, especially if you work in food preparation. Wash that finger!!!

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

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Kimberley, unless you scarfed down the candles along with the cake, it's probably not wax.

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I Think u need help i would go see a doctor if i even had forts about sticking soap in my ass. it is not healthy the bum hole was made to get stuff out of your body and not for stuff to go in its up to you wht u do but i would get some help.

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wtf is wrong with you guys putting shit up your ass

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It is perfectly normal to enjoy anal pleasure, but I would suggest using a commercial lubricant, such as KY Jelly (or at least Petroleum Jelly) and seeing if the white stuff still comes out.

Anonymous Coward's picture
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If you finger your-self- every so often, and you begin to poop, is that normal?

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This is almost as twisted and depraved as that whole 'Gunpowder Enema' thing a while back. I think that, instead of petroleum jely, as diarrheenies has suggested, the guy should use straight petroleum, and touch it off with a match for an explosive 'finish.'

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"...I once ate a roadkill possum that had been raised on a diet of carp. I cooked it over a fire fueled with old tires and dog shit. [My fart] put to shame the sewers of Calcutta."
- ChiefThunderbutt

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I've heard that a lot of guys sometimes enjoy having their significant others gently give them a rectal massage,so to speak. I think I would also enjoy that. Too bad I didn't think of it when I was much younger.

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There once was an ad. that ran on the T.V. in the U.K. Circa 1975 who's tag line (sung merrily) was;

"A finger of Fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat"

Cadbury's Chocolate Fudge.

Just thought I'd throw that into the melting pot.
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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

I hope to god I've just sat in a Shepard's pie.

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its all good...try a bit of Ben-Gay up the old poop shute...

You definately will enjoy yourself, trust me!

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Care for a Moon Pie BVC?

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Dunno what one of those is, butt there is a reference to them in Stephen Kings 'The Green Mile'

Don't think I could fit one up my tradesmans thought.

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

I hope to god I've just sat in a Shepard's pie.

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Chief, oh Chief. BVC doesn't know what a Moon Pie is. Can you take it from here?

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It's not my fault I had a sheltered upbringing, with servants at my every beck and call. Do you know I was 11 years old when I finally worked out what my manservant was doing 'back there' every time I crapped! I got a bedae now though, Its a mini version of the fountain in trafalgar square._______
Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

I hope to god I've just sat in a Shepard's pie.

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i cant believe this site... lol

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i love this "...I once ate a roadkill possum that had been raised on a diet of carp. I cooked it over a fire fueled with old tires and dog shit. [My fart] put to shame the sewers of Calcutta." so good man! also its probably soap that caused your problem, because ive analed before and one time i used soap and that happened then i didnt and everything was fine so its probably the soap

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i love arse fingering, feels good, ive used my own spit and vaseline to lubricate before, word of advice though dont masturbate with a spray can the lid comes off, i was unfortuante for this to happen to me, but luckily i mansged to pull it out so no embrrising trip to the hospital