dangers of ass fingering

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Maink asks:

Dear sir,

I 28 year old man. I love fingring in my asshole (Sorry for be straight) using bathing soap. After doing it for a long time I feel very relax as my stometch gets emty by doing it. If i continues it (fingring) for long time some white liquid comes out from my ass, is it normal? some time i use to test it (the whit liquit) also. Kindly let me know if it is normal? Can this harm me? How many people goes through it?





Dear Maink,

First of all, I am NOT a man, despite what everyone else says.

Apparently, I have led a very sexually sheltered life up until I got involved with PoopReport. Fingering of the asshole for hours with bathroom soap is not something to which I have personally ever been exposed; so I will have to take some liberties with my answer here.

I am guessing that by saying "my stomach gets empty" after doing this, you mean you moved your bowels, right? Just trying to be sure we are on the same page here. Putting bathroom soap up your ass will do this to a person, I'm pretty sure about that part.

Here's where it all gets fuzzy -- apparently, after doing it (the fingering) for a long time, white liquid comes out of your ass, and you sometimes "test" it (I am suspiciously afraid you meant to say "taste" it).

I have no idea what the white liquid is (could just be mucus or something) but I don't even like to think about it too much.

"Is this normal?"

God knows after this long on PoopReport, I have no idea anymore what normal is.

"Can this harm me?"

Any time you taste something white that comes out of your ass, I would have to hazard a guess that yes, it could harm you.

"How many people goes through this?"

One.

Thanks for asking Poonurse!

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

Got a question for her?

226 Comments on "dangers of ass fingering"

Anonymous's picture

It means your ass is getting loose or stretching. Most of the time this only happens to girls who are total whores. Hence "when I stuck it in it felt like throwing a hot dog down a hallway" my suggestion, slow it down a bit.

Anonymous's picture

Buy lube,. Soap has all kinds of crap in it's cheap ass, and it's for external use only

Anonymous's picture

LOL you finger your asshole!!! Bahahahaha.

Anonymous's picture

I think the majority of men and women leave their asses alone. THIS IS A ONE WAY STREET. I used to have a fixation. Then as I got older and became more thoughtful and aware of the functionality, I became less and less amused. Now I think if I was very aroused, went south and had to smell stink or see something I did not want, I'd turn off. So I will leave everyone including myself, to their own ass, thank you. Thank you, very much.

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Chief, sorry about the 10 month delay in reacting to your comment, but it had given me an idea. I'm finished now.

Anonymous's picture

I don't use soap but still the mucus appears, help!

Anonymous's picture

The white stuff is mucus produced by your colon when it is irritated. It's not bad that you are producing it, and as long as you aren't in pain I wouldn't worry about it.

You are far from being the only one with this.

Anonymous's picture

What what in the butt.. It's all about ferric tour salad tossed with spearmint. D3rp!

Anonymous's picture

Dude, sorry for be straight means sorry to get right to the point or (sorry for being straight with you), or so I'm assuming. And a straight male can have anal masturbation because that's where the prostate is, which is the male g-spot.

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Anonymous, I hate to break it to you, but I have found the opposite during the course of my life. I have known quite a few straight men who liked ass play. In fact, I have met soldiers during our military career who said that they thought ass play was kind of fun. Of course, this was after many, many beers.

I think this is one of those cases where because you don't like it you think no other straight man likes it, and I get that; but you have to remember that your experience does not represent all the experiences of all men.

My gut instinct is that many straight men are afraid to admit they like ass play because they are afraid of being called gay, such as you are doing. You have to remember that being gay means you are attracted to the same sex; it has nothing to do with whether or not you like someone playing with your booty hole.

.....hugging bunnies since 1969
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Anonymous's picture

"I 28 year old man. I love fingering in my asshole (Sorry for be straight)"

Straight? You've got that ass backwards; that's the gayest thing I've ever heard. Straight men do NOT finger their assholes.

Anonymous's picture

No I disagree the white stuff is ass cum not MILK! Men do not produce milk only women.

Anonymous's picture

We are made in God's image. Everything we do and did, he did and does.

Anonymous's picture

Dude that white stuff is probably "milk" from "milking" your prostate

Anonymous's picture

though_buddha says: I was stuck with my ellbow in my ass while playing Mafia Wars!!! Please help me...

GJ

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But feel free to pick your nose to your heart's content.


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And don't be pushing any buttons on an elevator for anyone. You're not doing anyone a favor.

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Dear Stillfingering, It warms my heart to know that some people are capable of a lifelong commitment to a task. Are you gainfully employed during these times of economic strife? I do hope that you don't work in the food preparation industry.


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Stillfingering's picture

I was the AC on 10.09.2009...

I Just want everyone to know that I am still fingering. Life is good..

xoxo

Live strong. Ass fingering for life.

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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AC, You can have some mind blowing orgasms if you sit on Etna or Mount St. Helens. Give it a try and report back.


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Anonymous Coward's picture

I can actually fit most of a lava lamp in my ass. i love it. and it makes me cum hard in seconds

Obvious.'s picture

Hey genius, its called cum.

Butt of the Joke's picture
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Anonymous Freak,you answered your own question.You don't finger your ass.Getting an erection from the slow poop just means that you get a satisfied feeling from that action.Unless that poop is a finger of something larger inside your body.Then you might want to get checked out.
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Anonymous Coward's picture

umm considering you're fingering yourself with bathing soap I would assume that the white liquid is the soap.

Anonymous Freak's picture

First off I would like to admit that I flunked my freshman year of English. So please exuse me if my grammer ain't up to par. I don't finger my ass, or stick anything up there. Sometimes though when I take a real firm shit, the kind that slowly creeps and creaks on the way out I kinda get a slight erection. This most be basicly the same thing as fingering my ass, write?

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Live by the pen, die by the pen, people.


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ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Anyone will have a typo or miss a grammar rule and not catch it in proof reading occasionally. My bitch is directed to those that obviously make no attempt at all. No uppercase letters ever, no punctuation at all, these things are uncalled for. Most comments that are submitted in pure text-speak are deleted immediately. This is poop report, a semi-high-class public venue and not your cellphone.

In this particular thread I suppose the moderators could be more lenient since the writer could very well have one finger up his/her asshole.


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Butt of the Joke's picture
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Oh poop!It looks as if I should take some of my own advice.Thanks for the grammar lesson MSG.
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OOOPS!!


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MSG's picture
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Possessive pronouns don't have apostrophes (sorry, Chief); 'your's' is wrong, just as 'min'e' would be. His, hers, mine, ours, yours, theirs--all are possessives usable as subjects or objects (My idea is great, but yours stinks; I have my book, so please bring yours). Any time you see a pronoun with an apostrophe, it should be a contraction (It's a beautiful day, meaning it is a beautiful day). Not much about poop in this post, so I'll say: It's time for my morning poop! See you later.

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Stacker,due to the lack of capitalization,commas,and inability to proofread overall,I suggest that you make sure that your comment is flawless before you post.The apostrophe "s" represents possession in Chief's comment,therefore you are incorrect in stating that ChiefThunderbutt is incorrect.Either pay attention in school,or go back to learn some grammar.
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stacker's picture

hahaha porn stars as well as regular everyday people have been having anal sex for years. and chief man it's not your's in this case it's yours.

Butt of the Joke's picture
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Chief,I believe it's 25 times.And besides, poopinmymouth probably won't mind five extra bites.
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Sorry poopinmymouth, PD is right, now don't forget to chew each bite at least 20 times before you swallow.


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prarie doggin's picture
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Chief, don't be too hard on him. It looks like he's busy eating.

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Dear poopinmymouth, Please don't take this personally but your's is the dumbest comment I have ever seen on poop report.


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poopinmymouth's picture

why are these comments so long ??

skanky lady's picture

is anyone gonna reply anymore?

Raggedmama's picture
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So you had a hemorroid (it can't have been a prolapse, you didn't say anything painful came out). That doesn't prove the "exit only" rule - ask any doctor.

Ex Anal Masterbauter's picture

~~~~SIDE EFFECTS OF ANAL FINGERING~~~~

Okay, the story is, it does feel great fingering yourself, but overtime of doing it your body is going to be weaker as in you are going to function less quicker then usually and will injure yourself more than a male who doesn't finger himself. I stopped doing it because i recently had a major injury that felt like it pulled all my muscles to my insides.. After a few weeks of not fingering myself anymore, i started to feel better, more awake and more durable, but the thing is my injury still isn't healed but i figured the cause of my injury going so wrong was because of me fingering myself to much and at such a young age. I would say I fingered myself for about 8-9 years.. starting from 6 or 7 years old.. what they say about the anal is correct, its supposed to only go out not in, its only a one way street.. don't change the direction, because it will cause a disruption in your body.. I mean just think about it and imagine it in your head, it makes perfect sense, don't it? It's just like drugs.. You know its bad for you but you still keep on doing it.. So I say now to protect yourself, "STOP FINGERING YOURSELF." I wish someone would have told me to stop doing it.. but no one knew i did it.. I had to learn the hard way, and I don't want you guys to learn it the way I did.
-thanks for reading

prarie doggin's picture
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AC, what do you call a leper taking a hot bath?

Stew

Anonymous Coward's picture

I have leprosy. Parts are always falling off of me. Put my finger up my wife's ass as well, its broke off and its still up there, by hell.

prarie doggin's picture
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A but not a C, I'm sure this thread will be around for our ass fingering grandchildren and great grandchildren to enjoy.

Im Anonymous but not a Coward's picture

I was very scared that me and the wife had a weird sexual habit of me putting my finger up her ass. After reading this I am no longer scared. It seems like everyone is doing it! I do believe this thread should carry on for as long as possible because its managed at least 2 years.

Annoying Zelda Fairy's picture

Soap is clearly marked "For external use only" Get either water based lube or go to a sex store and buy lube specifically for anal sex(yes there are specific lubes; it has a numbing agent so it doesn't hurt so much). Ass fingering is normal, just stop with the soap and make sure your nails are short and clean. That's all I really have so say about the subject.

Jose Huge Hose's picture

AC, If I had been there it would have been four black men and a Mexican.

El bwahahaha

Anonymous Coward's picture

i am 21 year old male in chicago, i recently went out to party for my birthday in wrigglyville,i had way to much to drink and realized that i took the train in the wrong direction. i'm sad to say that i was raped by 4 black men. that was a week ago and every time poop blood comes out,i am really scared. )0=

PowerfulPussyPenetrater's picture

Now what in the hell is a colostomy bag? Is it a special sexy toy that stimulates you sexually with your own shit?

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Very interesting comment BETTE POOP ... Now if you will just tell us what a clostomy bag is !


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BETTE POOP's picture

GET A CLOSTOMY BAG AND FINGER THAT

Anonymous Coward's picture

Confucious say, "Person who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger."

Anonymous  Drifter's picture

once i had a big bowl movement by sitting in a hottub and having my anushole on one of the gets turned it on it felt good but i leaked alot in the toilet afterwords rofl but that also felt good to get alot of constipation out of the system.

prarie doggin's picture
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lets do it, I hope you're at least shoving a Ford up your ass.

lets do it's picture

if you have went all the way down the page to read this am surprised.

I do not finger my self but yet simply use home objects, such as a toy car(modal size), and a slim but wide bottle and my ass does seem to bled. I am guessing it is because i am stretching the ass. But watch out for what you put up there!!

Bob Dole's picture

I once was very flexible and could stick my toes up my ass. it felt good, i would wiggle my toes around inside my anus and then pull it out quickly, so poo would go everywhere. But eventually i got tired of it so I started to stick squids in my ass, which took less time. Then i would pull it out quickly and shit all over the place, screaming "OH GOD YES"

Anonymous Coward's picture

its semen after orgasm. same thing that comes outa your peepee. notice the distinct smell

prarie doggin's picture
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Well as they say here, eating pussy is like being in the Mafia. One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.

1sickpuppy's picture
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During 4play, I was fingering my wifes cunt, and I thought , what the hell so i slipped a finger up her ass ! I was really surprised when I got a hand full of crap !

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Dear Shit a brick ... It would take one hell of a long finger to reach the spleen by way of the asshole.


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Shit a brick's picture

You can rupture your spleen if you stick something. To far up your ass....so be careful

lesbian lover's picture

ive never laughed so much in my whole damn life, but thats nasty i wouldnt do it but it was a little straige to read about, good luck to you all

G Ras's picture
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When my X and I would 69 ..... she loved having a (mine) digit plugged in her ass... she claimed it..... her words "made her ass cum too" I can attest to her extra long orgasms. She would generally be above averagely clean down there like most chicks, while messing around one time.... a little brown nugget came rolling down the chute and came to rest on the tip off my finger....I pulled my finger out so fast it must have sounded like I was opening a bottle of champagne...."what's wrong honey?". What do you say that won't ruin the moment?.... "I have to trim this damn hang nail....you don't feel that?" Or "you just chunked a turd on my finger and can I have my wedding ring back?

Soap won't wreck your ass my X also loved to munch ass too so I am quite familiar with having an overly clean ass. Some cheap soap burns like hell but I never sent so much time there that gooey foreign matter leaked out.... I think the only thing on the body that should leak is the eyes and nose.... all other leaks should be checked out by a Dr.

Piece
G Ras

Perhaps I am an asshole and so much time has pass you probably won't even read this .... but in my defense.... this site is all about funny stuff that happens to us about shit in the course of everyday living.... and may I say in my story I too got shit

Bernie Azz's picture

Chief,
I don't know whether to hope he takes your advise or not. I'm bettin' if he does there will sure as hell be a diference - she'll kill his ass dead.

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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LovePlaying ... The fact that you don't get a rash on your weenie looks to me like an allergic reaction would be ruled out. Coat your finger with the juice of a jalaneno next time and report back if there is any difference.


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LovePlayingWithWifesASS's picture

Wow, what a blog!! I have a serious question. I fingered my wifes ass before we had kids and no issues. However, we had 3 kids in a row and haven't played that way much. between kid 2 n 3 I fingered her once or twice and afterwards got a rash on my finger. I didn't put 2 n 2 together and thought it was dry skin.. but it hurt. It went away after many weeks. Well, I went to finger my wifes ass a couple of weeks ago after a long hiatus do to kid number 3, and low and behold, the finger got this bad itching rash again. Burning, skin splitting, etc.. Thats when we both figured out it's from ass fingering her.

Why is this? Is it bacteria? virus? worms? ?? What can she do to clear this up?

I really don't want to stop, as she really likes it when we get in our ruff modes.

I haven't seen a rash on my penis, even tho I ass fuck her regularly??

Any info would be great!!!

Be safe's picture

Stop this it harm your self

NotAn AssFingerer's picture

You guys are nasty! get a sex change or something!

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Ah shit...I was loading Barbera Streisand's catalog...goodness sake, I'm such a ditz.


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Anonymous straight you don't know who you are messing with here. As soon as Bilge, Chief and I are finished downloading Judy Garland tunes into our Ipods we are going to take a road trip with my Mitsubishi Lancer and kick your ass.

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Dear Anonymous straight,
You are supposed to remove the finger from your asshole before you start typing.
Thanks,
Deha Pu.
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Over to you, Chief! Amazing, I see at least three errors in the six word sentence.

The voice of sanity

Anonymous straight's picture

this site is for flamimg fagets!

prarie doggin's picture
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Ah, easier said than done there ass tester. Had God not wanted us to put our fingers in our assholes, he would have made our arms about a foot shorter, like a T-Rex. I'm sure that badass fucker never had stink finger.

the ass tester's picture

the only way to stop this problem is to keep your fingers away from the ass hole

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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AC ... I think the way a guy disses anal would depend on whether he was the fucker or the fuckee!


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MSG's picture
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The expression is "well, you're lost, man." or "well, your loss, man." Not both. As for the lube: Noxzema is good for cleansing after a b.m. Use on the last piece of toilet paper.

Anonymous Coward's picture

It's as simple as getting a water based lube. I would think most soaps would dry the anus out. Guys that diss anal... well you're loss man.

prarie doggin's picture
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Chief, I'm sure billy micheal bishop gives a shit.

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AC ... Wrote what? Who gives a shit anyway?


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Anonymous Coward's picture

the person who wrote that was billy micheal bishop

Anonymous Coward's picture

I tried it with soap once, it burned for a damn hour. I would strongly recommend against soap as a lubricant.

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SomethingThatFeelsGrat ... I now have a very disturbing image in my mind of a Weight Watchers meeting where, after the weigh in, mass ass fingering is the order of the day.


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SomthingThatFeelsGrat's picture

I finger my ass too,. and it does feel great. I'm a girl though so how come it feels good for me? I thought it was only a male stimulation? Another thing is I don't use soap, I wrap toilet paper around my finger so it doesn't get dirty, but my butt also come out with gooey fluid so its not soap. Um ... I read a comment that it could make you lose weight, if its true please tell me, and tell me if it can do any damage as well please, Thanks for reading. Try it sometime.

Mr.X's picture

all righ for those who are gay or just expiramenting more power to u the people complaining about white stuff its the damn soap and is u have anal sex between two men use lubrication without it it will hurt

Anonymous Coward's picture

fuckin weirdos if your a guy quit fingering your ass thats fuckin nasty... just quit

KingBob's picture

wow, I love this site, thankyou young wizards! 50 points to hufflepuff !

a dingo ate my poop's picture

WTF people! try and incorporate at least 15 grams of fiber in your daily diet and there shouldn't be a means for finger fucking your asshole; either that or use some sort of a laxative.. there are other ways than sticking your forefinger uP your poopshoot to help your terds come out a.k.a unconstipate yourself..if you just like playing DJ on ur balloon knot than keep on trucking, but seriously anal mucous on the hands!?! how bout next time u don't wash them afterwards and then finger blast your smell hole

2malesfor3's picture

One thing that I think is messed up about this is the fact that on April 1, 2010(April fools day mind you) this post will be 6, count them, 6 years old. But without failure, someone manages to "bump" this post.

sam 's picture

i often suffer from this so its normal

Anonymous Coward's picture

i think you anal fingerers are well and truley out of date. you should try fingering someone elses arse . its much more fun.......

A girl that's likes it rough's picture

Hey. I gotta question. So I want my fiancé to fuck me in my ass but I'm scared. What are the outcomes of this? Is there any harm that will be done to me? He wants to badly but I want to make sure I won't get anything and he will cum in my ass so is that bad too?? Help please (:

Anonymous Coward's picture

How about you guys stop sticking things in the export zone and this shit will stop happening. Man I'm good, maybe I should become an MD.

Anonymous Coward's picture

Question: What are the causes of mucus in the stool?
Stool normally contains a small amount of mucus, but passing stools with visible amounts of mucus can be from a variety of causes. Mucus in the stool is a common symptom of irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) and ulcerative colitis (UC), and is seen to a lesser degree in Crohn's disease (CD). A bacterial infection, anal fissure, or a bowel obstruction may also cause the passage of mucus.

Answer:
Mucus is a clear, white, or yellow substance with the consistency of jelly which is produced by the mucus membrane of the large intestine. Mucus is also produced by other organs in the body such as the lungs, where it helps to trap any foreign particles that are inhaled. In the intestine, mucus protects the inner lining and helps ease the passage of stool.

Ulcerative Colitis and Irritable Bowel Syndrome
In UC, the mucus membrane of the intestine becomes inflamed and develops ulcers. These ulcers bleed and produce pus and mucus, which may be visible as they are passed in the stool. In IBS, there may be increased mucus production by the lining of the intestine, which is then passed. Mucus is more often associated with diarrhea-predominant IBS. Mucus is less frequent with CD, but may be associated with the development of an anal fissure.

Bacterial Infections
Bacterial infections, such as those from Campylobacter, Salmonella, Shigella, and Yersinia may also cause mucus in the stool. A bacterial infection may also cause diarrhea, fever, and abdominal cramps. Some bacterial infections may resolve on their own without treatment, but some cases may be serious and require treatment with antibiotics.

Bowel Obstruction
A bowel obstruction is associated with constipation, severe cramps, abdominal distention, and vomiting as well as the passage of mucus. A bowel obstruction can be from a variety of causes and is typically treated in the hospital, with surgery being necessary in some cases.

The passage of mucus in the stool in the setting of IBS or UC is not necessarily a cause for alarm, but should be mentioned to a physician. Mucus without an underlying cause such as a pre-existing condition should be reported to a physician immediately.

Editor's note:

This information was copied off the web page ibdcrohns.about.com. It's always nice to give credit where it's due, especially when it's good information

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Don't bother sleeping, Bullet...enjoy the few moments you have left on this planet.


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bullet poop's picture

i have just finger my ass when i was watching tv! then i accidently sit up straight with my finger in my ass. i am a male. i was just trying some new things. then i felt a bit like scratching inside.. p.s i haven't wash my hands before i put it in.. this is my first time! i would never do it again.. can someone just make me feel better? i am so worrying now. u know i am so serious about my health! i can't even sleep now :(

Everybody poops's picture

Vargheese don't worry lots of pp d this it's fine that white stuff is fine it's just waste product out of your intestine I am an experienced doctor for the prostate and know fingering is fine but only water saliva and personal lube should b used anything els is to risky for chem reactions to the compounds surrounding the innerwall of the anus or ( shithole)l

Varghese's picture

hello i use fingering my butt hole for geting good bowelmovement is it normal or i am sick? i am always feeling guilty while i am doing this i am not a gay i am also getting a white (mucus like stuff)after i doing this. please share thoughts with some one who does the same stuff. i thought i am the only one who does this now i feel little comfort after i read this page

ginuis in shitting's picture

dude the white thing that comes out your ass is probly cum or soap!

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Johnjohn, I can tell a lot of stories like yours. I was a perpetually constipated girl who grew up to be a likewise woman. And my mother used the soap stick treatment - which I hated. But the thing is - it worked, and I know I needed it. Which is why I still use it on myself, and my own daughter.
If you want to talk constipation experiences privately, my e-mail is on my profile.

BBB's picture

LOVES ANAL SEX...my gf dont like cock in her ass, she said it is too much for her ass. and i still dont know...is that masturbating, what is she doing? first she told me, that she is doing that with a reason to shit easier. but many times she is fingering herself in ass for 20 minutes and when i come to the toilet after, it doesnt stink. so, she masturbates or what? i saw her, hiw she is doing that...she is fingering herself with one finger very fast. but she doesnt want to admit, that is masturbating. but she loves to do that, she is doing that cca 3 times in a day. help me :)

prarie doggin's picture
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But you gotta admit Chief, the word tampoon does have a nice ring to it.

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Dear loves anal sex.....The most distcusting thing about your comment was the spelling:))


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loves anal sex's picture

hi there ppl.... 2 refer 2 BBB with ur girlfriend I'm a guy and am straight (But have 2 many toys 2 mention) not many girls like the word 'anal sex' or 'butt sex' just like us guys hating the word 'period' 'tampoon' But yet anal sex s thought as a distcustng act. in relation 2 ur question s ts a dfferent orgasm and some chcks are opened about that topc whle the others don't like the dea of havng a cock thats going n a 1 way exit.

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My Mom used to put soap up our asses if we were plugged up. Her logic was she thought it might help with a really hard poop. I remember a horrible day right before I started kindergarten I was so young but I remember the trauma of feeling like crapping and couldn't and we were taking a long weekend to PA to my Uncles. Everyone was waiting and I was crying cause I wanted to crap and couldn't so Mom grabbed a bar of soap and wet and started workin it in....didn't help and we left and got in the car and I remember collapsing in tears and dread on my older sisters lap...probably contributed to my later in life dumping worries even though she was tryin to help....:-( it was the 60's pre-info about anything we know now..

BBB's picture

This is an answer to the post (Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 10.09.2009)

This is what i found out few days ago, and i swear, this is true:
My girl went to the toilet, to shit. i just wanted to watch her through key hole and damn, what i saw!! She was fingering hrself in ass during shitting, her fingers were all shitty. DAMN! She never wanted anal sex, but she was doing this! I couldnt be quiet, so i asked her, what was she doing. And she told me, that she enjoys very much fingering her ass! OMG i was shocked. She told me, she is doing that everytime, when she go to the toilet. It is the same story as the (Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 10.09.2009).
She told me too, that she enjoy doing that so much she nearly cums and she is doing that for about a year, and she started to do that from the same reason as that girl from the upper post. I was shocked, but on the other side, she told me now, and she let me fuck her ass and she finnaly enjoyed that, she has no more worries. But she didnt answer to all questions.
Please help me to found out, what is really in her head and what is she thinking by doing that.
thank you, bbb

Girl (Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 10.09.2009) please contact me on kr_en1984(at)hotmail(dot)com

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I think ass fingering is a perversion. Ass fingerers need to go to ass fingerers anonymous for help. Is there such a thing? If there is not, poopreport is not the place to start one. The big question is, do you really want help with your ass fingering fetish? If you do you wouldn't be coming on poopreport for help.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

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BM.....Like PD I am indebted to you for my increased vocabulary, now I am off to the store where I shall strike up a conservation in which I can hopefully use, fair dinkum, blurter, mayo cannon and junket pumper.


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BM, I am eternally indebted to you for increasing my vocabulary by at least 5 words.

ChiliKahKah's picture
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Thia prohbition is about like saying do not lick and electrical outlet. Most of us know not to do these things without formal training.

Poothagoras's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

LOL! I am picturing the capsaicin results!
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Every poop is not to be told to every body.

Blind Mullet's picture
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Ohhhh boy, couldn't I have some juvenile fun with that post, Chief.
I can't tell if the dude is serious or having a lend of us all here (in Australia, we say "is he fair dinkum, or what?").
He talks of getting poked up the blurter at age 18, then says, quote "To relieve the pressure that I felt during sex, I would seclude myself to the toilet and immediately shit. I found that by sticking my finger in my ass I would feel an enormous amount of pressure throughout my body..."
...I've never seen a finger that was bigger than a junket pumper. I also would have thought that the old mayo cannon would exert a whole lot more pressure than a finger could.
Having no experience in that particular field of study, I can't speak with any authority.
He also speaks of giving up smoking- is he referring to the blue-vein cigar?
He also says that he fingers his ring while reading. Might I suggest that he stop reading gay magazines?
He also says, quote: "I am very embarrassed by the fact and I have never told anyone until now."
Embarrassed enough to tell the whole world?!?!
He then says that he'd appreciate some advice...
My advice would be to give up the self-saucing tube-steaks, and try a little furry taco instead.

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The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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AC who commented on 10.09.2009, please tell me that you do not work in a food preparation facility.

Put some capsaicin cream on your fingers and you will learn quickly to keep then out of your eyes and asshole.


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Anonymous poop's picture

Thats what she said.

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So many want to quit, and just can't stop...to paraphrase a line from a particularly favorite blue book of mine.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

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Anonymous Coward's picture

yes, I can concur with the posted story.
It all started when I was first penetrated by a man's penis at the age of 18 (i am now 27).
To relieve the pressure that I felt during sex, I would seclude myself to the the toilet and immediately shit. I found that by sticking my finger in my ass I would feel an enormous amount of pressure throughout my body, slight relaxation on my nerves, and that my poop would flow better and more fluently from my anus. This helped with relieving the discomfort I experienced from the anal sex.
However, I have acquired this habit now in which I finger my ass hole any time I am nervous or in pain, in general: because of the 'good sensation' that I feel in the process. This has become severely addicting. I do it when I am alone, when I am reading, and in many ways it has become incorporated into my daily routine. There are serious side effects, however, including sharp pain (so much so that I cannot sleep), isolation (as I do not want to be around people when I am doing it), as well as anal bleeding.
I have tried many times to stop but I always return to it. This has only increased since I gave up smoking (which I used to relieve stress and anxiety).
I never thought this would happen to me and I am very embarrassed by the fact and I have never told anyone until now.
So, I see the posted gentleman's fascination with ass fingering and I would very much appreciate advice myself.

for now and always i love boners's picture

how do u finger ur dick?

sittingpretty's picture
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Ashlind, this is a poop humour site. Don't take these guys seriously as they mean no harm. As long as you refrain from using Capital letters, periods and commas, you are going to get ragged alot. Of course your spelling will get you ragged, as well.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

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I've read your comments, poopoo123, and would be willing to bet you've had a few standing eights yourself.

Ashlyn, welcome to Poopreport, and I'm glad you have an account. Don't take the teasing to heart so much.

If you use Internet Explorer, you can download an add-in here on this link that gives you a spellcheck. You have to right click on the text box before submitting it to be posted, and 'check spelling' will be an option.

If you use Mozilla Firefox, you can find their spellcheck here on this link. This one will automatically highlight misspelled words.

If you need any help downloading them, let me know. You can email me by clicking on my name link and then chosing the 'contact' option.


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www.daphneszoo.com

.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Blind Mullet's picture
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Ashlyn, has anybody shown you how spell check works?
You know- when you get a squiggly red line under a word?
Just trying to help (in an Antipodean way).
I don't want you to think I'm a butt hole myselfevs...
Gosh!!!
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

poopoo123's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

i agree postman

shamefull poop is amazing

ashlyn63852's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

omg you people are so frigin mean to people ok i have 1 account you all are just friggin butt holes yourselfevs !!!! gosh !!! :( :( :p

ok wow i was totlay shocked and by the way that was gross

Blind Mullet's picture
k 500+ points

I've got it!
Why she can't poop?

The vacuum in her head is holding it in.

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The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

Postman's picture
k 500+ points

I'm guessing at least 20.

prarie doggin's picture
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ashlyn63852, to the nearest dozen or so, how many standing eight counts have you had in the last year?

ashlyn63852's picture
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ok wow i was tostory : just to let you know i am ashlyn the sister right now not my brother i share tis account with my bro ok his name is joey

ok i have to poo all the time i dont know why i poo atlest like 3 times a day. And it just comes i never have to push hard. but the other day i didnt poo at all and i didnt the next day either. i got worried. so i went to my doctor (ok i am very worried about my health i dont know why but i am) aneyway i made an appontment i was sceulded on monday. well it was sunday so i figured if i craped today i would just cancel. but unfortunley i didnt. so i went to the doctor the next day i got there and he told me to take my pants off i did he wanted cheek me for brest cancer while i was there. so i took my shirt off as he felt me i felt like i was being raped. then he told me there was no problem with my brests and went ahed and put gloves on and told me to bend over in football position. he stuck his finger up my butt and it felt rather nastey with a mand finger up my butt hole. i felt his finger roling around it felt like a terd roling arounf in my butt he took it out and told me everything was fine i had just pooped alot because i ate alot the more consumed the more i pooped so he told me to go eat something and i would be fine so yea thats what happed to me
i was shocked and by the way that was gross

ok wow i was totlay shocked and by the way that was gross

i also googled this's picture

LOL omg this is funny

bogart's picture
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BOGART the mafabuwab

Whoever posted the original story is certainly lacking in basic grammar skills. Therefore my point is, is that its probably a kid trying to get off on another immature and absolutely vile story. Kids certainly do have quite the "imaginations" these days.

BOGART the mafabuwab

I googled this shit's picture

this is like the best thing i've googled in a LONG time! lol

I_like_to_finger's picture

I use saliva to finger my ass.
seems to work fine
man that prostate is sooooo good :)
manik, you should probably not eat shit out of your ass (no vulgar pun intended), because thats just not healthy

ChiliKahKah's picture
j 1000+ points

Try using Irish Spring, then you can feel more manly about this idea.

Bilgepump's picture
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Uh.....WHAT????

Try English next time.


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"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

Anonymous Coward's picture

it is probly soap tht gathered up ur shitter u minger

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Russell.......As a child I was subjected to periodic enemas with a castile soap solution. There was no burning sensation, just an unpleasant feeling of fullness and the humiliation that went with the process. Enemas were once thought to be good therapy for practically everything. I suppose that a less gentile soap, Tide laundry detergent, Lava hand soap or other such harsh products might be somewhat irritating to the old poop chute.


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Russell's picture
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Yeah sticking soap up your ass must burn like hell, you know. Ass fingering is disgusting.
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Russell the shitting queen

Russell the shitting queen

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Hey, Maink. I'm having a hard time imagining all of this. Do you think that you could make a video and post it on you tube. I'm especially confused about the "taste test" portion. don't forget close ups of the white ooze!
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

shittin'kitten's picture

it's been a long time since I laughed THIS hard!! ....my real question is for one of the comments....... you've anally dinged yourself with a spray can?? of what? why?? holy crap people a sex toy and some lube will run you $30... think about it. all I can see when I close my eyes now is some poor bastard ramming himself with a can of spray paint then frantic over the plastic cap left inside. if only he'd thought to use one of the cans you have to use a screwdriver to pop the safety cap off! oh god....the horror ....and the laughter.. imma have a seizure in a second!

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Dear Anonymous Coward.04.29.2009
Your comment does not make a lot of sense, is it the finger or the toilet paper that thrills you so? Next time your parents are out and you have access to the PC please come back and clarify. I sincerely hope none of the words I used were incomprehensible to you.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

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Anonymous Coward's picture

i love fingering my ass before and durning a shit, its the simple things in life thats worth living, just nice soft toilet paper and not the actually finger.

Anonymous Coward's picture

damn.. everybody that practices ass fingering here seems to like it.. you guys are making me think about it, maybe ill let my girlfrind stick her tongue in my ass hole tonight

ChiliKahKah's picture
j 1000+ points

Next time, try either lava soap or boraxo. That should cure you of this little habit.

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