Actually Dr.Adams is wrong, some poop cannot swim, the green kind is infamous for this because it is native to oklahoma where there are no oceans, from what you described it sounds like you have New York poop. Try eating some New York style pizza.

Right on! Who the fuck needs a poop doctor? We've got some sound advice from members.

You know dave, if you ever wanted to add an ask kung poo section...

Hey Kung Poo! Will I ever trip and fall on garden rake?

If you'd stop asking me stupid questions and watch where you were going you wouldn't have to worry about that.

Ha ha!

My personal dietry evidence leads me to disagree with Dr Adams. I usually spend 2-3 consecutive days a week eating nothing but fruit, salads and vegetables. This leads to soft, loose bm's that always float.

Great site by the way. I'll post some stories and comments up when I get time!!

I think Jennifer means regular turds, not diarrhea bits that float. When you get a full sized, solid-looking log that floats, then another time deliver a full sized log that sinks, it does pique curiosity about what makes one denser than the other.

I think that it may be correct that turds full of fatty stuff float whilte logs made of fibre sink, owing to the lower density of fat. Red Cross water safety folks have known for years that a fat person is more bouyant than a muscular one who doesn't have a lot of body fat. Fat is less dense, and floats.

Do rubber chickens poop?

Only in Mexico.

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What is it about the PooNurse threads that attracts all the morons to them?

Wait. I mean...Hmn. Never mind.

DOES ANYONE KNOW A GOOD DETECTIVE, THERE SEEMS TO BE A NEIGHBORHOOD TURD BURGLAR

Sometime I go days with out pooping... When I do go my poop are hard, dark, floating pebbles...

coco, thats because your intestinal tract takes water out of your stool, the longer its in there, the more packed and hard and dark it will be... at least thats what i remember from wherever the **ll i learned it from

I have heard that floaters just contain more gas bubbles in them when they form. As far as the green turds, that can be from something you ate (most likely with food coloring), or a Canadian goose has been using your toilet without your knowledge. Hope I have been helpful.