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my foot hurts when i pee

Posted 02.11.2004 by Poonurse (1313)
Jack the Dripper asks:

This is a question on urinating, every time I urinate (often after holding a little bit too long) my right foot has a painful tingling sensation, is this normal?


Jack,

Thanks for the question. Just reading your question causes me to have a funny mental image about where your foot is while you are urinating.

However, I am quite sure my mental image is not correct, as anatomically speaking it would probably be impossible.

I would venture a guess that there is a nerve irritation somewhere that is making your foot tingle. What peeing has to do with it is where it gets a bit fuzzy.

If it keeps bothering you, get it checked out somewhere else besides a website devoted to fecal humor.

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility. Got a question for her?

Turd Hugegrunt (not verified) -- 03.16.2004

Jack:

Apparently you have a right foot that is very sensitive to warm urine. Try putting your left foot forward when you piss instead of your right foot. Or wear shoes for a change, hippie.

The Shit Volcano (3741) -- 03.22.2004

Wha...? This is the weirdest one yet! I've got to get on the forums to read this stuff more often!

The Shit Volcano (3741) -- 03.22.2004

It just goes to demonstrate the curse of the Shit Volcano. The minute I decide to go join the forums they break down and I can't. DAMN IT!!!

It's sort of like whenever I buy a plane ticket or plan to fly somewhere. Plane crash! If I buy a ticket on the train there's a derailment. And then there's the famous people I've tried to meet. All dead!!!

Okay, now I'm rambling.

Steve (49) -- 03.27.2004

Do you pee standing up? Do you tilt your head down to look what you're doing (hopefully you do, or at least clean up after yourself if you don't). You could be pulling on a nerve - maybe you have a herniated disc. It might be time to see your doctor.

Does your foot hurt when sitting down and peeing?

Slim Jimm Junkie (not verified) -- 04.05.2004

Are you on lithium?
Sometimes Lithium would affect my kidneys and bladder, and I actually needed to be somewhat forceful when I peed. That force would make one or both feet go numb. I'd have to sit on the couch for a while and regain blood flow.

The Shit Volcano (3741) -- 04.06.2004

My pee was orange this afternoon. Someone told me it was because of my medication. I doubt it.

Slim Jim Junkie (not verified) -- 04.08.2004

Well, it coukld be medicine, it could be some food, or it could be not getting enough water. I have peed after not drinking enough water, and sometimes it is beyond yellow.

The Shit Volcano (3741) -- 04.30.2004

Yesterday my pee was strawberry pink. Today it was bright pink. There doesn't appear to be blood in it or I'd be at the doctor right now.

I wonder what color it'll be tomorrow.

anon (not verified) -- 06.04.2004

i have the wierd feeling too in my right foot. if i take a piss and sit down i have to take it again or i get foot pain

ladida (not verified) -- 09.27.2004

I thought I was the only one. But I get foot pain or rather foot cramp everytime when I need to poop and in the process of pooping. The bottom pad of my left foot will feel as if a nerve has been shortened as if in a cramp everytime I poop. Now my doctor said he's never heard of it. So I don't know. Instead of experiencing stomach pain while pooping, my foot hurts instead. Its been like this for two years.

The Shit Volcano (3741) -- 10.25.2005

I think it's amazing how many people have this problem. It kind of disturbs me in a way.

WHAT THE ...!?!? (not verified) -- 01.02.2006

Dude, my pee changes color while I pee! It starts of white, then yellow, then red and ends up in this pinkish color! Sure it looks fancy and cool, but you better help me with this one!
P.S. I shit in my pants last time I peeed, but that is another story...

The Shit Volcano (3741) -- 02.11.2006

What the... That' is an infection. If this is a true post and not some punk just rambling. The white is puss, the red and pink are blood. Please tell me you aren't another one of those freaks coming on here to get medical advice. If so, don't go to the doctor. You deserve to die before you breed.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 07.12.2006

I have the same problem, my left for hurts while i pee, it went away for a while but it returned again, any insight???

Logjam (2416) -- 07.12.2006

Sorry, but this thread is about the RIGHT foot hurting while peeing. You have nearly the opposite problem. Quit trying to get us off-topic.

healthy 1 (1423) -- 01.07.2007

Do you have a history of gout JtD?

If it is not gout, than you got me on this one.
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Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 07.18.2007

Jack the Dripper asks:
This is a question on urinating, every time I urinate (often after holding a little bit too long) my right foot has a painful tingling sensation, is this normal?

Logjam (1672) -- 07.12.2006
Sorry, but this thread is about the RIGHT foot hurting while peeing. You have nearly the opposite problem. Quit trying to get us off-topic.
these two are great

gus (16) -- 05.09.2008

Stop peeing on your foot.

PeeBee (not verified) -- 05.12.2008

Yes! So I'm not the only one! My left foot hurts when I poop..definitely a left over gift from blowing a lumbar disc in my back. Crazy, right?

Dina Aduchio (not verified) -- 06.25.2008

Last timeI took a big shit, my ear started bleeding and then I threw up. Any help?

Bilgepump (1643) -- 06.25.2008

Stop taking big shits?
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Dina Aduchio (not verified) -- 06.25.2008

Last time I took a shit my ears started bleeding and I threw up, any help?

Jason Winner (not verified) -- 06.25.2008

For some reason, when I shit I have the urge to touch it. Is that common?

ChiefThunderbutt (648) -- 06.26.2008

Anyone who has red pee should run, not walk, to a urologist, Especially if you are experiencing no pain. I had this condition a few years ago and feared bladder cancer. It turned out that I was unable to empty my bladder completely and this was causing bleeding.

The doctor shaved of part of my prostate by sticking surgical tools up my weenie. Luckily I was unconscious at the time. The operation was only partly succesful so today I self-catherize several times each day.
Life is still good.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

baron von crapalot (520) -- 06.26.2008


CTB, god I hope you are kidding.

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