my foot hurts when i pee

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Jack the Dripper asks:

This is a question on urinating, every time I urinate (often after holding a little bit too long) my right foot has a painful tingling sensation, is this normal?






Jack,

Thanks for the question. Just reading your question causes me to have a funny mental image about where your foot is while you are urinating.

However, I am quite sure my mental image is not correct, as anatomically speaking it would probably be impossible.

I would venture a guess that there is a nerve irritation somewhere that is making your foot tingle. What peeing has to do with it is where it gets a bit fuzzy.

If it keeps bothering you, get it checked out somewhere else besides a website devoted to fecal humor.

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

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Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

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65 Comments on "my foot hurts when i pee"

Turd Hugegrunt's picture
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Jack:

Apparently you have a right foot that is very sensitive to warm urine. Try putting your left foot forward when you piss instead of your right foot. Or wear shoes for a change, hippie.

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Wha...? This is the weirdest one yet! I've got to get on the forums to read this stuff more often!

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It just goes to demonstrate the curse of the Shit Volcano. The minute I decide to go join the forums they break down and I can't. DAMN IT!!!

It's sort of like whenever I buy a plane ticket or plan to fly somewhere. Plane crash! If I buy a ticket on the train there's a derailment. And then there's the famous people I've tried to meet. All dead!!!

Okay, now I'm rambling.

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Do you pee standing up? Do you tilt your head down to look what you're doing (hopefully you do, or at least clean up after yourself if you don't). You could be pulling on a nerve - maybe you have a herniated disc. It might be time to see your doctor.

Does your foot hurt when sitting down and peeing?

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Are you on lithium?
Sometimes Lithium would affect my kidneys and bladder, and I actually needed to be somewhat forceful when I peed. That force would make one or both feet go numb. I'd have to sit on the couch for a while and regain blood flow.

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My pee was orange this afternoon. Someone told me it was because of my medication. I doubt it.

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Well, it coukld be medicine, it could be some food, or it could be not getting enough water. I have peed after not drinking enough water, and sometimes it is beyond yellow.

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Yesterday my pee was strawberry pink. Today it was bright pink. There doesn't appear to be blood in it or I'd be at the doctor right now.

I wonder what color it'll be tomorrow.

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i have the wierd feeling too in my right foot. if i take a piss and sit down i have to take it again or i get foot pain

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I thought I was the only one. But I get foot pain or rather foot cramp everytime when I need to poop and in the process of pooping. The bottom pad of my left foot will feel as if a nerve has been shortened as if in a cramp everytime I poop. Now my doctor said he's never heard of it. So I don't know. Instead of experiencing stomach pain while pooping, my foot hurts instead. Its been like this for two years.

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I think it's amazing how many people have this problem. It kind of disturbs me in a way.

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Dude, my pee changes color while I pee! It starts of white, then yellow, then red and ends up in this pinkish color! Sure it looks fancy and cool, but you better help me with this one!
P.S. I shit in my pants last time I peeed, but that is another story...

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What the... That' is an infection. If this is a true post and not some punk just rambling. The white is puss, the red and pink are blood. Please tell me you aren't another one of those freaks coming on here to get medical advice. If so, don't go to the doctor. You deserve to die before you breed.

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I have the same problem, my left for hurts while i pee, it went away for a while but it returned again, any insight???

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Sorry, but this thread is about the RIGHT foot hurting while peeing. You have nearly the opposite problem. Quit trying to get us off-topic.

Logjam

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Do you have a history of gout JtD?

If it is not gout, than you got me on this one.
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Jack the Dripper asks:
This is a question on urinating, every time I urinate (often after holding a little bit too long) my right foot has a painful tingling sensation, is this normal?

Logjam (1672) -- 07.12.2006
Sorry, but this thread is about the RIGHT foot hurting while peeing. You have nearly the opposite problem. Quit trying to get us off-topic.
these two are great

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Stop peeing on your foot.

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Yes! So I'm not the only one! My left foot hurts when I poop..definitely a left over gift from blowing a lumbar disc in my back. Crazy, right?

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Last timeI took a big shit, my ear started bleeding and then I threw up. Any help?

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Stop taking big shits?
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Last time I took a shit my ears started bleeding and I threw up, any help?

Jason Winner's picture
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For some reason, when I shit I have the urge to touch it. Is that common?

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Anyone who has red pee should run, not walk, to a urologist, Especially if you are experiencing no pain. I had this condition a few years ago and feared bladder cancer. It turned out that I was unable to empty my bladder completely and this was causing bleeding.

The doctor shaved of part of my prostate by sticking surgical tools up my weenie. Luckily I was unconscious at the time. The operation was only partly succesful so today I self-catherize several times each day.
Life is still good.

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CTB, god I hope you are kidding.

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It's odd. My left foot sometimes hurts when I pee too. I thought it might be a nerve or circulation issue. Maybe I should get it checked out...

Anonymous Coward's picture
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This morning i pooped a very large blue turd.I called my mom into the bathroom to look at it because ive never seen anything like that before.Mom says its from the blueberry koolaid of been drinking.Is this normal?

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AC - wrong thread.

But yes, it is.

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Wow

Sam's picture
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Lately everytime I take a dookie the bottom of my right foot hurts. Its kind of strange I will see a doc about it if it persists but I am sure he will just blow me off like usual.

Sam

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I don't have a foot.
I only have about eight inches.
(God, I can't believe no-ones made that joke yet).
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Sometimes, (not usually, but often enough the I notice) the bottom of my feet will get warm when I urinate. And yes my feet are planted on the ground, in a normal way. I have no idea why this happens.

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Try pissing in the toilet, rather than on the floor, that should alleviate the problem.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

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Or if you prefer pissing on the floor try wearing boots.


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what the heck does it mean if after taking a shit you get up and almost black out?
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get your blood pressure checked hon, seriously

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

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its pretty low, usually 110/ 50 or lower.
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Mabe your poo stimulated your vagus nerve really bad, Misses Mad Crapper.
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nah it happens everytime I get up from sitting, no matter if I've shat or not.
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Sounds like vasovagal pooping. Snapper wrote about it in the forums. Check it out.


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it is probly your nerves because when i scratch something like a misquito bite from working in the yard i'll have an itch on another part of my body. it's your nerves. do the math. --what smells? shit!

-- what smells? shit!

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mrs.mad crapper you are standing up too fast.what!?it's just an answer!-- what smells? shit!

-- what smells? shit!

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you know this isn't even really about poop.-- what smells? shit!

-- what smells? shit!

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yay i finally reached 60 pionts soon i'll be at 100! try harder reader! what i'm just encouraging you! these days people just don't appreciate! -- what smells? shit!

-- what smells? shit!

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meowpoo.....If all of us broke our posts up like you do we would have higher numbers. We should strive for quality, not just quantity. You have four posts in a row (over a span of only 8 minutes) that should have been combined into one.


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Chief, you are absolutely right. You are a wise man.

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A really wise man.

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A really, really wise man.

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Some of the best posts on this site are non poop related meow. don't fear the derail, embrace it!
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Try tapping your foot when it tingles, unless you are a Senator and at the Minneapolis airport.

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...taking
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post-whoring
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to new
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levels!
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Misses Mad are you on blood pressure medicine? It sounds like you have orthostatic hypotension. Thats when you blood pressure drops suddenly when you get up.
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My pee is green =O

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Your IQ also = 0!!


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perhaps it was caused by the Senator one stall over tapping on your foot.

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Those must be some hellishly humungous kidney stones!

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I was hoping someone here would ask about foot pain/cramp during pooping. I guess pee is close enough?

My feet really, really cramp up/hurt when I have diarrhea. I don't have health insurance to go to the doctor & I don't think its serious so it'll have to wait for some other day.

It really hurts though.

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Dear Bastard.....You don't need health insurance to see a doctor, most doctors will also accept cash. If a doctor is too expensive for you there are walk-in clinics everywhere. The charge at the walk-ins is lower than at the doctor and in my home state averages about fifty dollars per visit. Ignoring danger signals from your body can be a very bad mistake.


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Anon bastard drink Power-ade when you have diarrhea. It will help replenish the elctrolytes lost in the diarrhea, the probable cause of your foot cramp.
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I have a sharp electrocution/pain on the bottom of my right foot when I poop or if I put in a suppository. (I know that cuz I had a kid last year.) It hurts alot. And now it does it when I fart. What the hell? Some of you others have this but no one has answered the question. What should I do about this? Is there anything to make it go away? What causes this?

Anonymous's picture
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I have the same problem :(

Anonymous's picture
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I get this too! Only while pregnant believe it or not. It's like an early pregnancy test for me, haha.
Doctor says it's the Sciatic nerve. Not much can be done but to make sure you don't irritate it more by holding on too long.