my foot hurts when i pee

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Jack the Dripper asks:

This is a question on urinating, every time I urinate (often after holding a little bit too long) my right foot has a painful tingling sensation, is this normal?






Jack,

Thanks for the question. Just reading your question causes me to have a funny mental image about where your foot is while you are urinating.

However, I am quite sure my mental image is not correct, as anatomically speaking it would probably be impossible.

I would venture a guess that there is a nerve irritation somewhere that is making your foot tingle. What peeing has to do with it is where it gets a bit fuzzy.

If it keeps bothering you, get it checked out somewhere else besides a website devoted to fecal humor.

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

Got a question for her?












65 Comments on "my foot hurts when i pee"

Anonymous's picture

I get this too! Only while pregnant believe it or not. It's like an early pregnancy test for me, haha.
Doctor says it's the Sciatic nerve. Not much can be done but to make sure you don't irritate it more by holding on too long.

Anonymous's picture

I have the same problem :(

Anonymous Coward's picture

I have a sharp electrocution/pain on the bottom of my right foot when I poop or if I put in a suppository. (I know that cuz I had a kid last year.) It hurts alot. And now it does it when I fart. What the hell? Some of you others have this but no one has answered the question. What should I do about this? Is there anything to make it go away? What causes this?

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Anon bastard drink Power-ade when you have diarrhea. It will help replenish the elctrolytes lost in the diarrhea, the probable cause of your foot cramp.
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ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Dear Bastard.....You don't need health insurance to see a doctor, most doctors will also accept cash. If a doctor is too expensive for you there are walk-in clinics everywhere. The charge at the walk-ins is lower than at the doctor and in my home state averages about fifty dollars per visit. Ignoring danger signals from your body can be a very bad mistake.


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Anonymous Bastard's picture

I was hoping someone here would ask about foot pain/cramp during pooping. I guess pee is close enough?

My feet really, really cramp up/hurt when I have diarrhea. I don't have health insurance to go to the doctor & I don't think its serious so it'll have to wait for some other day.

It really hurts though.

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Comment Quality Moderatork 500+ points

Those must be some hellishly humungous kidney stones!

ChiliKahKah's picture
j 1000+ points

perhaps it was caused by the Senator one stall over tapping on your foot.

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Your IQ also = 0!!


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

Thepoopingshitfuck's picture

My pee is green =O

sittingpretty's picture
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Misses Mad are you on blood pressure medicine? It sounds like you have orthostatic hypotension. Thats when you blood pressure drops suddenly when you get up.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Blind Mullet's picture
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levels!
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

Blind Mullet's picture
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to new
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

Blind Mullet's picture
k 500+ points

post-whoring
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

Blind Mullet's picture
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...taking
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

ChiliKahKah's picture
j 1000+ points

Try tapping your foot when it tingles, unless you are a Senator and at the Minneapolis airport.

Mrs. Mad Crapper's picture
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Some of the best posts on this site are non poop related meow. don't fear the derail, embrace it!
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

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A really, really wise man.

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A really wise man.

prarie doggin's picture
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Chief, you are absolutely right. You are a wise man.

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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meowpoo.....If all of us broke our posts up like you do we would have higher numbers. We should strive for quality, not just quantity. You have four posts in a row (over a span of only 8 minutes) that should have been combined into one.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

meowpoo's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

yay i finally reached 60 pionts soon i'll be at 100! try harder reader! what i'm just encouraging you! these days people just don't appreciate! -- what smells? shit!

-- what smells? shit!

meowpoo's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

you know this isn't even really about poop.-- what smells? shit!

-- what smells? shit!

meowpoo's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

mrs.mad crapper you are standing up too fast.what!?it's just an answer!-- what smells? shit!

-- what smells? shit!

meowpoo's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

it is probly your nerves because when i scratch something like a misquito bite from working in the yard i'll have an itch on another part of my body. it's your nerves. do the math. --what smells? shit!

-- what smells? shit!

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Sounds like vasovagal pooping. Snapper wrote about it in the forums. Check it out.


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Mrs. Mad Crapper's picture
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nah it happens everytime I get up from sitting, no matter if I've shat or not.
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

sittingpretty's picture
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Mabe your poo stimulated your vagus nerve really bad, Misses Mad Crapper.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Mrs. Mad Crapper's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

its pretty low, usually 110/ 50 or lower.
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

Bilgepump's picture
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get your blood pressure checked hon, seriously

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

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Mrs. Mad Crapper's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

what the heck does it mean if after taking a shit you get up and almost black out?
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Or if you prefer pissing on the floor try wearing boots.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

Bilgepump's picture
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Try pissing in the toilet, rather than on the floor, that should alleviate the problem.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

Anonymous Coward's picture

Sometimes, (not usually, but often enough the I notice) the bottom of my feet will get warm when I urinate. And yes my feet are planted on the ground, in a normal way. I have no idea why this happens.

Blind Mullet's picture
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I don't have a foot.
I only have about eight inches.
(God, I can't believe no-ones made that joke yet).
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

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Sam's picture

Lately everytime I take a dookie the bottom of my right foot hurts. Its kind of strange I will see a doc about it if it persists but I am sure he will just blow me off like usual.

Sam

Anonymous Coward's picture

Wow

El Scumbag's picture
k 500+ points

AC - wrong thread.

But yes, it is.

Anonymous Coward's picture

This morning i pooped a very large blue turd.I called my mom into the bathroom to look at it because ive never seen anything like that before.Mom says its from the blueberry koolaid of been drinking.Is this normal?

Anonymous Coward's picture

It's odd. My left foot sometimes hurts when I pee too. I thought it might be a nerve or circulation issue. Maybe I should get it checked out...

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CTB, god I hope you are kidding.

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

I hope to god I've just sat in a Shepard's pie.

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Anyone who has red pee should run, not walk, to a urologist, Especially if you are experiencing no pain. I had this condition a few years ago and feared bladder cancer. It turned out that I was unable to empty my bladder completely and this was causing bleeding.

The doctor shaved of part of my prostate by sticking surgical tools up my weenie. Luckily I was unconscious at the time. The operation was only partly succesful so today I self-catherize several times each day.
Life is still good.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

Jason Winner's picture

For some reason, when I shit I have the urge to touch it. Is that common?

Dina Aduchio's picture

Last time I took a shit my ears started bleeding and I threw up, any help?

Bilgepump's picture
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Stop taking big shits?
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

Dina Aduchio's picture

Last timeI took a big shit, my ear started bleeding and then I threw up. Any help?

PeeBee's picture

Yes! So I'm not the only one! My left foot hurts when I poop..definitely a left over gift from blowing a lumbar disc in my back. Crazy, right?

gus's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

Stop peeing on your foot.

Anonymous Coward's picture

Jack the Dripper asks:
This is a question on urinating, every time I urinate (often after holding a little bit too long) my right foot has a painful tingling sensation, is this normal?

Logjam (1672) -- 07.12.2006
Sorry, but this thread is about the RIGHT foot hurting while peeing. You have nearly the opposite problem. Quit trying to get us off-topic.
these two are great

healthy 1's picture
j 1000+ points

Do you have a history of gout JtD?

If it is not gout, than you got me on this one.
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