Poonurse, I've always heard that a girls' intestines, bowels and rectum actually have the capacity to produce bigger --specifically, WIDER-- turds than males. That's not a true assumption? Yes, we all assume that males do bigger dumps because of their physical body size and usually eating more than females but I've heard that in reality that girls have the capacity of "making" wider turds. NO?

---brandi

Well, I'm a girl and I've had giant shits since I was nine years old. Except when I take this one medicine that gives me poo that breaks into little pellets.

me too! As long as I can remember, I've been able to produce huge turds. I've always been able to "outshit" any males i've known or been close to. Not only in quantity but more importantly, in diameter and length. When I've produced these mamoth turds, it's usually after not having a bm for two or three days. I've always had a high rate of metabolism so I eat a lot and never gain weight. Eating a lot and not having a bm for three days or so is a sure fire way for me to make a humongous log. The males whom I've had the opportunity to see their poop, usually were "everyday" shitters. I suppose that a male could "outshit" under the right conditions but as far as size goes, I still think we women have the physical capacity to do the larger turds.

Wasn't it on this site where a janitor once related that almost every toilet he's unclogged because of a large turd being stuck in the trap was in a ladies room and very rarely in the men's bathroom?

So Shit Volcano, how big in size have your turds reached? *laughs* ...I never thought I would ask another female that question. It's usually the guys I hang with that are interested in comparing turd size. It seems that most of my girlfriends really don't want to get into that kind of stuff. I have fun with the guys talking about turd size. I guess it's because I know I can out-poop 'em.

--brandi

I've never really measured them. I'd estimate some of those suckers have to be 4 inches across!

TSV--

No way!! Just by looking around and measuring the things around me, I have to figure that the biggest a human turd could be is about 2 and 1/2 inches in diameter. A can of corn isn't even 3" across, and somthing that wide is difficult to imagine coming out of a human butt hole

right now, I'm lookin at a candle that I have on a table across the room. I went over and measured it and it is just a bit over 2 and 1/2 inches across and about a 9" long. i'm thinking that there's no way a human turd could be that big. Now if I picture in my mind what something 4" across would look like, I'm imagining one of those small coffee tins ...nah! no way can anybody do a shit that big!

Can ya post a picuture of one of your whoppers?

--brandi

When I wondered what a 4 inch turd was like, I looked at some pipes in an electrical supply store.
Only the Goatse Guy could shit one of them out.

When I was a young boy I saw a shit unhumanly wide in a toilet at my best friend's house. Through riotous investigation it was determind to be my friend's YOUNGER brother who pinched this french loaf! I still don't understand how he did it?

Okay, so four inches is pretty rare, but it has happened. I was nine when I passed that massive log and it kept me home from school for three days. That, and it was striped red like a poop candy cane. I get chills just thinking about that monster.

Modern poops are big enough not to fit down the toilet hole. One sucker jammed in it for a week or so. (Just read "Waiting to Excrete" for details.)

OMG, in basic training during warrior week we ate Meals Ready To Eat for 3 meals a day for one week. we are talking 9000 calories a day with food so thick you had to drink 2 liters of water to swollow it all, and when we got back to the dorms my buddy was having stomace problems. So he took a shit it was so hard he was nearly crying to force this shit out, when he was done he called the dorm to check it out it was the length of the bowl and the thick ness of a baseball bat. we couldent flush it down, even with a powerful toilet, Crane i believe. We had to use a shampoo bottle to break it to pieces before the TI (Drill Seargent came up and saw the cloged toilet. Then a chunk got stuck in the hole. We tried flushing it untill the bowl filled up and the water pressure from the watter above forced it down. He was marching funny for the rest of that day!

My poo is usually 8 inches long and maybe 3 inches wide! Im serious!

My sister was constipated once and had a HUGE TURD! It was bigger than any tird ive ever produced and im a guy. It must have been 5 inches wide and 8 inches long. It wouldnt go down the toilet so we had to throw it out in a bag. The bag weighed about 3 pounds. IT MUST HAVE HURT!!!

I'm a girl, and I'm sure I can shit more than a lot of guys, but it wouldn't be bad if I shit daily, but normally it is like once a week..

i think girls shit in larger ways, cause we tend to be sort of ashamed about it and try to do it the least often possible? at least, people's posts about girl's big shits tend to indicate so. and i include myself. i dont know any girls that poop in public toilets.. or even other people's homes. so we're usually holding it in for long periods of time. which equals.. Longer, Wider turds.

Well, that wouldn't explain mine. I'm not ashamed to shit and I do it whenever the urge strikes me. It's still huge.

Regarding poonurse's answer...I don't flush until my husband sees my giant turds...when you make one that size you feel compelled to show off your accomplishment. I don't blame the college dorm girl for leaving it in the toilet for others to see. In my experience guys tend to go to the bathroom and wait to poop. Girls wait until they can't hold it in any longer and go. Hence the larger build up.

hmmm....seems like I have the longest poops amonsgt you all...12inches up to 20inches...

I�m a male guy from germany. My girlfriend is over 50 years old and she make very large turds.
30 centimeters long and 6 centimeters wide!!

Andreas

I am desperate. I have been taking 3inch across turds since the tender age of 9. (Just like The Shit Volcano, oddly enough). They NEVER flush down the toilet and I am so ashamed to take a poo that sometimes I hold it in until I can't anymore. Please keep in mind that I am only 12 and get ade fun of infront of my friends about it by my 22 y/o sister. Please help I am desperate!

My 13 yo daughter has had very very large turds for years now. Every toilet she uses gets clogged. There has to be a nutritional answer to this but I can't find it. I was hoping to find the answer here. Guess I'll keep looking.

Girls usually have bigger dumps than guys. To those girls who take dumps big enough to block the toilet, take Metamucil and drink lots of water. It will stop them being so wide AND the dump will be more easily dissolved by the toilet water. Then it will be flushed more effectively. Finally, flush once after you've pooped, THEN wipe and flush again. So the paper doesn't bunch up around the poo. If you take the Metamucil, you will likely go more often aswell. Hope this helps :)

I've been eating healthy for the last week or so and have been taking normal shits probably every 20-24 hours which I hear is normal. Today, I took a shit in one sitting and shit so much it started to go past the water level! I call my girlfriend at work and told her about what happened. She thinks I should see a doctor. I told it was just a BIG SHIT. Anyone else ever shit so much the pile passed the water level?

Dave,

It happened when I was 26. All seemed normal at first. Post-breakfast shit, no pain. When it started, I knew it was BIG. Would feel it. Looked and confirmed the dimension. What was different was that it kept gliding out. When that was over, more came. Way passed the water level. When I was done, I felt so empty and satisfied inside!!! Sadly, I had noone to show this work of art to. VERY impressive.

girls are more constipated, so their poop amalgomates into giant logs in their intestines before it comes out. i poop far bigger and far less regularly than my husband. beer also causes more watery (and thus less massive) shits and on average, guys drink more beer.

I take psyllium husks and do a regular colon cleansing. I shit three times a day on good days after meals (stimulates the digestive and elimination process when you eat). My average ppops lately have wrapped the bowl about 12" and about 2.5" diameter. Glides right out no pain!

Even tho I'm a guy, looks like i do what most girls do; hold it in until point of no return. They're huge works of art I'll tell ya. 3-4 inches across is the norm for me.

I think womans has bigger capacity to retain shit only by pure purposes of survival in times of need, so the possibility of getting pregnant with success were secured; then the shit is a source of energy and material to build the fetus.

Yeah, I'm a chick and I too am a proud 'holder in' of poo. I don't go til its absolutely necessary, I think I like the satisfaction you get after having it build up for so long. I've had exceedinly long logs that sit on the bottom of the bowl and are so lengthy that they curl up and break the surface of the water - dammit, I'm so proud of those. Almost makes me want to break out the polaroid, but I resist. You guys who talk about 12" poops - you gotta be bullshitting ('scuse the pun), right?!

Be careful holding in that shit. My cousin held in shit for two weeks and ended up having to go to the hospital to have it removed. My dad's side of the family was very strange. (I'm glad he was adopted.)

My sister had a shit so big she started crying and jumped off the bowl with it dragginmg behind her into the dining room so we called her the "Guppy" after that!

One of my more memorable moments back when I used to go to church was when I was hiding out in the ladies bathroom. I heard this tremendous plopping sound, like a sonic boom. The shit had to be huge judging from the sound it made when hitting the water. What to my surprise when a very skinny 5'0" 75 year old woman came out. Don't know where she was hiding it all -- Also, I'm a woman who shits when she can (no holding in) and I have monstrous shits from time to time. On occasion, they've passed the water level -- those ones come in piles. But I've also had what look to be 14 inchers -- and not only one 14 incher, but a 7 incher along w/ the 14 incher. Mine aren't wide tho -- just long. I have no idea what causes it. What I'm curious about is the fact that some of my long poos look like they've been cut with a knife. They have a blunt edge. As though there's more inside, but my inner bowel grandma isn't gonna let it go just yet.....

I used to have a real problem going anywhere other than my home or somewhere comfortable...I could hold it in for a week. It wasn't even really voluntary...I think my bowels are just shy in weird bathrooms. Plus, I get nervous because I have IBS and often clog the toilet (for those of you who dont know IBS can give you everything from the runs to constipation, so sometimes the shit is diahrrea-esque and sometimes its like you shat out Mt. Fuji). I recently went home to visit my parents (I'll be 22 next month) and I ended up clogging the toilet twice while I was there. I strained my wrist trying to plunge it with their shitty plunger. Embarassingly enough, my father had to be the one to unclog it. Merry Christmas Dad! Anyhow, I think I can probably outpoop a few of my male buds. Well one of them has Crohns disease & two others share my IBS affliction, so they could probably beat me. Anyhow, girls can let some bigguns go. Once on a girl scout trip when I was in middle school this girl in my hotel room in savannah clogged the toilet twice in two days. We had to have maintenance come in to fix the toilet. I'm sure they were surprised to find six middle school girls in that room. oh well...girls can definitely let some go. If someone is having major issues with poop it is possible they may have IBS, so you should talk to a doctor and get it checked out. Nothing can be done for IBS other than changing one's diet based on paying attention to what foods/drinks cause what kinds of bowel problems. It's literally a pain in the ass.

my mom says i have been pooping out turds way bigger than hers since i was a little girl (i'm 23 now). i kid you not, my turds are almost the size of coke cans! they do not go down the toilet because they get stuck in the hole. i have to plunge the actual boo-boo itself just to get it loose (dirty plunger, ugh). it's disgusting. sometimes it feels like i'm dumping out bricks cuz they're so hard. i just started getting hemorrhoids in mid 2005 and i started bleeding in late 2005. zelnorm helps a whole lot, but it is not good for long-term use. it makes you regular and it makes your stool softer. but i didn't want to become dependent on it. just thought i would share this nasty story... oh, and NO... i don't receive anal sex. i just have a giant anus/rectum and my sphincter muscle hates me. toodles!!!

Waa Waa Waa!
Your bragheads!
I'm not impressed... Why dont you post your turds on this site? Everyone nowadays got a cell phone with a camera.

There's a new TV show done by the American Idol producers about whacky inventors and a lot of their gizmos are toilet-related. After reading all this, I'm surprised no one's come up with a hand-held, battery powered "Turd-O-Matic slicer/dicer to make things flush better. Can you just picture the informercial testimonials?

Hee Hee. I just got an audiovisual in my overactive imagination. It went something like this.

{Super-obnoxious Oxyclean-type spokesperson}:” It used to take me hours to break apart my humongo-turds. I got frustrated spending all that money on shit sticks that would break in just one use. But now, with a simple press of the Turd-O-Matic's ergonomic button, those stubborn logs are gone in no time!”

{Disclaimer Dude speaking triple-time auctioneer-ease} “Do not use this powerful tool for food preparation. Overuse of this product may result in an extremely unhealthy addiction to and fascination with shit. Batteries and protective eyewear sold separately.”

I had the most mega godzilla turd of all time when I was 10 or so.It was so large it got hung up half-ways out and I was home alone and started crying because I thought I might have to go over to the nieghbors house with this huge log hanging halfways out my ass!
But necessity breeds brilliance, as I wrapped my hand in toilet paper and reached back and pulled it out, It felt like it ripped my ass out like a exploded doughnut.
I felt like I was close to death.

Bunghole, I can picture that info-mercial clearly! Somewhere in there they have to throw in the phrases "set it and forget it!" and "look at how easily it cuts through this steel pipe!"

Oh my God, I practically peed my pants reading Grab-in-pull's comment! Good lord, that was hilarious. I think there's some other comment on the site that talks about pulling poop out of the ass by hand. "Close to death"--- awesome! I've had those poops before, where your innards literally spasm from the vacuum resulting from you pooping out such a gigantic piece. And with that comes a good dose of poophoria...

Good onew Bunghole. With the new Inventors show on tv right now, it's quite fitting. You would have to show it in action on a loaf of bread or some bratwurst sausages or something like that.

Now that's funny shit!

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Regional POWER POOPING CHAMPION 1988-2006
Poop Shooter!

Ok Kayla, I went on the internet searching for giant turds because we have just discovered this same exact incident in our dorm room tonight! Our Super Turd was approximately 3 1/2 inches in diameter and 7 1/2 inches long! Some may say this is amazing, others may say it's a legend, but I just want to know how the hell the asshole of this SHIM is feeling right now! WOWZA!!! It's amazing I'm not even mad! But Kayla, I just wanted to say that I am with you and I have posted signs on the bathroom doors to find this poop and scooter!

ever read thebunnyblog.com? She says she has giasnt turds because her mtabolism is slow.

I am a girl of 14 and have huge turds. around 5 inches around and 9 inches usually. i am used to it and streached out enuff for them.

well poonurse, i have a friend that shits huge turds, and she cloggs up my toilet a lot. her turds mostly 2 1/2 in. wide, and avg. 8 in. long. sometimes she shits what we call summer sausage (one, thick, long turd wraps around the bottom of the bowl) and she,s proud of doing that. she gets off on her own turds. i have seen chicks shit huge turds often.

I am a well built 53 year old divorcee, eat healthily, and usually empty my bowels every 5-7 days. My record is 12 days.
My turds are often 2.5 inches in diameter and are firm to hard and often knobbly.
Sometimes I have to resort to anal lubrication in order to pass the really hard lumpy ones.
The chances are that my turds will not flush, so I just leave them if at the office - or someone else’s house. More houses now are not having loo brushes kept in the loo !
Like most women I do enjoy anal sex but this has in no way affected the size of my anus or rectum.
I have seen some whoppers stuck in the Ladies loos at the office, but never anything over 2.5 to 3 inches in diameter.
Lets have some photographic evidence of these massive whoppers over 3 inches thick as I find them hard to believe !

Its not fair! I am sick and tired of people (namely my family) for constantly insulting me just because my turds are bigger than normal. (much bigger) Its as if they think that I actively will my turds to become larger than life and take pleasure in clogging the various washrooms that I frequent.

The life of a big turd dropper is indeed a difficult life and sometimes I experience feelings of depression. Every time I go to the washroom, I feel uneasy. When flushing, I usually cross my fingers and wait with bated breath in the hope that my magnificent offspring will join the rest of the turds out there in the sewers.

I never take a dump in friends houses unless there is a good chance that my gigantic turds and the resulting clogged toilet will not be traced back to me.

I have clogged every single toilet in the university that I attend and I am the bane of the janitors' existence. I am not without a heart however, and sometimes I leave notes apologizing for the size of my turds.

I wish people would understand that one cannot voluntarily control the size of his/her turds. I wish people would understand that we are all the same inside regardless of the colour, size and shape of our turds. Throughout history my kind has been ridiculed and persecuted even when all we need is a little understanding and compassion.

I fear speaking out about my large turds in public, so it is to the internet I turn. Poopreport has been my salvation and I rejoice to hear that I am not alone. There are other people out there and many of them give birth to beautiful logs as big as mine.

I hope that others who read this post will learn to identify with myself and all the other big shitters out there. We are all truly incredible people and someday society shall be able to rehabilitate us and find a use for us and our large turds.

*SNIFF*........That was beautiful, Big Poop. God bless you and your big butt hole.
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Sir SamDamnit!
The Emir of Crapistan

Ummm...I'm a woman & I REGULARLY dump turds that are 6 to 20 inches, but sometimes folded, & mind you, this is only a guess, as I do not put a measuring stick in the toilet... This began when I started eating more fiber. I did not realize I was so *unusual*. Yes, I am am all woman - I have had a monthly period for 32 years.

Dave 2/27/05, yes, I have pooped past the water level many times (read some of my stories).

As I have mentioned in many past threads, I am also an IBS sufferer, and a toilet clogger.

My theory about "big poop" is: Ingeneral, women suffer from IBS more often than men. People with this condition seem more prone to monster shits, that jam up the toilet. Also, more women than men hold their poop in until the last minute. This alows more poop to accumulate.
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Jammin' lo'flo's since 1977.

I cannot believe that some people are having some of the same issues that I have. I just not too long ago, had the biggest turd of my life in the toilet. I swear I thought I was giving birth or something. I never thought about measuring it, but girls can outpoop guys, for sure!!!

I am studying this. So far, from what I see, people with high metabolisms poop more. Likley because they eat more.

And from what I see, more women than men have high metabolisms. I am one of the rare few men who can plug a toilet. I am only about 140 lbs and eat about six times a day. I am also very highly active.
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It's not nice to fool mother nature.

Re-reading the threads, I find that a four inch thick turd is highly unlikley.

I own a high preformance toilet, and the hole is only 2 3/4 inches high, and 3 1/4 inches wide. Better still, my drain pipes are four inches. A four inch turd would never fit down the toilet hole, let alone get stuck in the drain. I have produced 2 inch thick turds many times, and those would require a turd chopper in my old toilet.

I can see 3 inches, maybee, but not four inches.

It's not nice to fool mother nature.

I actually saw a patient who had suffered a spinal cord infarct (leaving him with no significant peristalsis) shit out a log that indeed was 4 and 1/8 inches in diameter. (Yes, we measured!) It was also 18 1/2 inches in length. It required the administration of a Fleets enema to stimulate him to pass that monster, but he did it. He told us later that all his turds are that size. Incidentally, in the absence of enervation to the rectum, he felt no discomfort (or anything else) while passing it. We flushed it down a standard hospital hopper, which handled it with ease. That thing would have given a dung beetle an orgasm it was so big.

Wow, you people are full of shit! You give me hope anyway. My 7-year-old poops 3-inch wide logs that are 8- to 12-inches long. I have been horrified and desparately trying to find a solution. The doctor's prescription helps, but still they just keep coming out like Jimmy Dean sausages. And here you all just brag like a man having a middle-aged crisis. .... Well at least I know it's not uncommon. Find the good in everything ? )-p

One of my sons has been crapping HUGE logs since he was an infant. He craps the size of his arm and plugs up the toilet all the time. I spoke to a plumber about this and he says the problem is: crappy toilets...water conservation,low water useage ones dont have flushing power. He says he has a daughter 5 years old who plugs it up all the time too. He says MOST of his calls are complaints about this and he spends alot of time installing better toilets. I've stoppped worrying about my sons turd size and realize its just his NORM since he says it does not hurt. It is embarrassing for him and he blames it on his brother alot. we have alot of arguments here.

Does having anal cause you to have bigger poops?

Having anal WHAT, dear? "Anal" is an adjective.;-)

So I eat these huge burritos from this place called Chipotle, It's owned by McDonalds so a lot are popping up all over Southern California. They have these 8 inch long 4 inch wide burritos that are completely STUFFED with food. And whenever I eat there I seem to shit out a burrito sized poo lol. Like the same damn rectangular burrito except completely made of poo, It usually folds and breaks in half tho and it comes out smooth. But off to a different story, so sometimes when yo ueat something you poo it out and you can see nuts our seeds in your poo and yeah once i pooped this big log and the nuts were on the outside so it scratched my anus so it hurt : (

My shits are like pebbles...But the stench is unbearable. I am gagging the whole time.
Any one know what causes this odor...to be so foul....23 female

I have read all the comments made about this big shit that plug toilet holes but none of them tell us what made them so super big. Is it due to the shitter eating too much all the time or is it because she has regular anal sex that made her arse hole that wide. I am really curious to know as I am a cleaner and have seen this super pooh in this one particular toilet every time. Sometimes it is five days in a week and sometimes three times a week. They are at least 2 1/2 inches in diameter. It is always dumped around 8 to 9 in the morning and it must belonged to a girl as it happened in the ladies toilet. Could someone tell me what actually happened that makes this super whopper? Do you think that this type of shit could come from a big lady or can a petit one do the same?

Referring to letter of 'Stinch' dated 20/2/2007 regarding the question what made her pooh like pebbles and dead stinky. I would say it is due to Stinch not taking any fruit and vegetables but takes a lot of meat stuff. I guess Stinch doesn't drink water either. May be just cofee or tea all the time. Because of that Stinch must have a lot of toxic in her /his body so much so everyhthing that comes out of of her is hard and stinky. But one thing for sure practising this eating habit, she/he can't have giant logs that plug holes.

i have had to employ the wire hanger turd-chopper technique once, and also once used a plastic spoon and fork (so gross!) to chop the log before flushing. my question is this: has anyone had any success dropping some kind of effervescent tablet or drink into the toilet to help soften/dissolve a big poo? i currently have one softening in my bowl. i know if i flush now it will be plunger city, and i'm really not in the mood to cut it up by hand. it's definitely over 3 inches wide. looks dense and hard too. yuck.

any tips?

SUPER SAUSAGE:

Referring to poopaseltzer (not verified) -- 05.06.2007, I would relate my experience in such a case. Do the followings and it never fails.
Take a full bucket of hot water and pour direct on the pooh in the toilet hole. Make sure you hold the bucket as high as you can as the height will enable the pressure of the water on those giant logs. They will surely break and go down simultaneously. Flush therafter. Good luck.

I have a question for you, Sausage: do you take any precaution with shitwater backsplash?

I routinely shit logs 14" long or more. The doctor told me it's because of high metabolism and i eat a high fiber diet. I have clogged many a toilet with my output. It's embarrassing but it's not intentional.

Hi Tutle Dove of 11/5/2007:
Don't worry about the splashing because it won't even reach the brim of the toilet bowl when you use your good judgment vis a vis how far you bring the bucket up while pouring the water. It doesn't actually need to be that high up. Good luck.

check out www.smellypoop.com user submitted link for some superhuman turds!

My 13yo daughter, since toddlerhood, creates logs so long and large they won't flush down. I marvel yet cringe at her capacity to birth something so enormous, but ah then grin when I envision that one day she will, like her mother before her, birth a watermelon out her baby hole. That will comparatively make her ginormous logs seem like mere grapes. :)

Well, I have been a male nurse for about 16 years. I have seen lots of left over turds and lots and lots of buttholes over the years. Yes, females definitely do tent to poop fatter turds than males without a doubt. Of course there are exceptions, but on average females tend to poop about 20% larger in diameter than males, especially by the mid teen and adult years. Although I hate to admit it, my wife out-poop's me in diameter frequently and were both healthy with no issues in our late 30's. I can also tell you that females, at least by young adult and adult age, tend to have a slightly larger anus on average compared to males. My wife is also a nurse and has observed this same difference. Again, this is on average, so of course exceptions exist. I have seen over 1000 samples of each in my career. I'm sure that this slight size difference helps the gals to be able to pass bigger turds than the guys. This also explaines why girls more frequently complain of slow-transit constipation (not having the urge to go for a couple of days) compared to guys, where guys complain more frequently of functional constipation (difficulty passing a stool because it is too large) compared to girls.

This is why I'm glad I have an outhouse. Unfortunately, I work in town. So I have broken the toilet at nearly every place I've worked at! It's really horrible...Once my bff's mom made me chop up a turd I made in her toilet with plastic silverware, put it in a garbage bag, and throw it out. I was nine or so. After that I always held it in at their house and then went and shat in the woods.

Is it high metabolism? maybe for some people. I have very low metabolism and I only poo every 3-4 days, sometimes weeks--even if I eat lots of fiber, fruit, and drink tons of water. I guess there is no cure, huh? Too bad.

Okay, after I had my son, I had a c-section, I didn't go to the bathroom for over a week. Mind you I hadn't gone before I had him, and ate a bunch of food at the party the night before...and still the hospital released me. Well, a week and a half later, my husband rushed me to the hospital because I had a fever of 105.0 - on death's doorstep as the nurse put it. They fed me w/iv's for a day and OH MY GAWD!!!!! When I finally went! I thought I WAS DYING!!!!

I sent my husband out of the room, because I knew it wouldn't be pretty and I swear on everything holy, the first shit...I was in there talking to God because I just knew I was dying...I bled some. It was the size of my forearm. I am NOT lying. I broke the toilet. I had to ask the nurse to call maintenance. I was so embarrased and she said it was okay, but before the men could come back...I had to go again, and THIS mutherf*cker was the WORST!!!

OH GAWD! I mean it, I swore I was gonna die, and I had to go right on top of the first one that was already in there. THIS one, and my husband came back just in time to see it (Sooooo humiliating!) Was so long when it finally broke off, because I jumped off the toilet, was hanging out the top. It hit the bottom of the toilet with this sickening thud, man it was horrid. It was sooooo heavy and hard and it wouldn't give at all. I never want to feel like that again, but trust and believe me when I say it WAS 4" across and at the very LEAST 10" long.The janitors on call were looking at me like I was some kind of murderer.

I was DYING in there, holy Lord... Jesus! I hate rethinking that whole night. But the crazy thing is that the first one came out the size of my forearm and then the huge Lockness terd came after. My husband called me the Shit Smuggler for weeks after that. I was so embarrased! But thank God it's over! My husband said he had NEVER seen a terd that big in his life, and he was in the military around nasty dudes for years!

That aside, I do shit large turds on a daily basis, but none that big or hard. But an average shit for me is always bigger than my husbands. Always.

I'm a woman and I've had four inch diameter poops. And yes, they hurt like hell. I wish the poo nurse had a better response about why these happen--specifically, to women.

Poobate, the simplest answer I can give you dates back to Pandora, or Eve...take your pick...and its just God's revenge on all XX chromosomed creatures.

has anyone ever had it where they didnt need a piss, then after doing a huge shite.....suddenly from nowhere, a massive piss is needed, whats this down to ?

My jobbies are normally 7 to 8 inches long.
they are about 3 inches round.
It is very difficult for me to go to the loo.
My husband helps me ever so often by putting his hand on my tummy and helping me push and strain.

A bright shiny penny for Anon Cow if she'll promise to never use the word "jobbie" again. Ever.

And furthermore...

"...My husband helps me ever so often by putting his hand on my tummy and helping me push and strain."

...just... um... EW.

This is not taking a shit (or leaving one, either):

""...My husband helps me ever so often by putting his hand on my tummy and helping me push and strain."...."

This is childbirth....wrong website, hon, you need to go to WWW.don'tknownothinboutbirthinbabiesmizscarlett.com

I am 30 years old.
My jobbies are abot 6 to 7 inches long on a normal bowel movement.
They are about 3 to 5 inches round.
My husband is standing right beside at time when I am sitting on the loo watching me go for a jobbie.

I have also had 4 enemas in my life.
Thanks.
Laurey.

Ooooh! Sorry! No shiny penny for you. Thanks for playing; please feel free to try again.

GGG - could be wrong, but I'm afraid they may be English! I've heard 'this word' used over here!!

By adults?!? I thought it was a term you'd use with a small child, like "poopie".

Although, I hear adults here use the term "go potty", a term which I reserve for children. In England, doesn't "go potty" mean crazy?

The person I can quite clearly remember saying it was an adult, yes - but she has a child, so perhaps was relapsing into 'child speak' - let's be charitable.

'Go(ne) potty' is a slightly old-fashioned was of saying going/gone crazy in the uk, yes!

My wife shits giant turd that look like MT Surabachi and shes Tiny! How is that possible? My friend at work says the same thing about his wife. Im a bodybuilder an i eat a shitload of food but never in my 21 years of my life have i shit a turd the sise of that monster that it was so breathtaking it shocked the shit out of me!

Giant logs - giant trees.

It could come from someone with encopresis. This is pretty much "binge dumping" every week or so.

It is due to fear or discomfort from using the potty as a child.

It can become a built-in problem as the person's colon enlarges, the muscles grow firm and tight, and the urges become less frequent.

All I can say is thank you... it's cold comfort knowing I'm not alone. I've been plunging, soaking, soaping and flushing for two hours, and my hubby will soon be home. He thinks this little quirk of mine is very funny... until the poos cause a major problem.

I even tried attacking it with a coat hanger... nothing doing. This is one monster turd.

I have daughters, and their turds always put mine to shame. I am thinking of inventing a plunger holster so I will be able to access it instantly when I need it. My theory, however is that girls poops contain a lot of gas because they hold in their farts. This causes the poop to expand much like popcorn when it makes its exit. They will kill me if they ever find out I posted this.

I suppose we must have some variations in the size of our colons, but surely the size must be related to regularity. Girls/ladies are often less regular, and more prone to constipation, than us men, so they will obviously do some large shits.

I eat very well, with a fair amount of fibre, so after a couple of days I can be relied upon to produce very decent sized logs.

I am not an expert at judging the size of poop, but one of my fellow friends has an abnormally large size of feces during her time at the toilet. I am talking 3 and 1 half in width, and about 8 inches long. I mean,is that normal?

The last time I saw one that big was when the circus was in town. She should have Roto-Rooter on speed dial.

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The giant log or the John Holmes shit is usually caused by a healthy body getting to much inactivity ,sitting around watching TV,play station etc everything you eat ends up in the waste product bin or poo bag in laymans terms then begins to compact .The more you sit the more you compact until THERE IS a tell tale sign you are ready to birth crapus humongus(farts that really stank as well as clamped bowel walk) Pleasure by the inch during the bowel evactuation.I gotta say you get quite a swell of pride when you look down at the bowl and see that 10 --12 incher looking back at you.The only thing that could go wrong at this point is you are visiting friends of your wife,and the big dipper is a floaty,3 flushes and barstard still looking at you sort of saying is that the best you got.The only way out of that is to wait until some else goes to the toilet(they will come out speechless but to polite to say anything)get to the toilet again then come out saying loudly "who did that big shit in there,I think its blocked the toilet"

Ok, now just to give you some background, I am an apartment Superintendent. I have hundreds of residents, and for years have had no problems with this type matter up until this year---with one resident. Four toilets later....yes that is how bad it was....and several other plumbing problems. I know it is a medical condition because sadly, I cracked each toilet bowl open to see why it kept clogging....Jesus Christ!! It was one hell of a sight. And there is no easy way to explain to someone that their toilet is constantly clogging because they take big shits....and it's even worse why you have to restrain yourself from laughing while trying to get the point across...

i am a 14 year old girl and on average, my poop is 3 and a half inches wide, about 11 inches long and it is hard and has little cracks in it (yes i felt it before). these logs have stretched my anus so much i can put my finger inside of it with so much ease lol

I think it's a fact that girls poop larger turds than guys. I have sat on a toilet numerous times with my best girlfriend with both of us pushing out some serious logs. We each poop out real slow 14" logs and clog the toilet together everytime. When my boyfriend and I do this it; I out poop him everytime.

Ashleigh, I am having trouble with the visual here. You said sitting on "a" toilet with your best girl friend. Was she sitting on your lap?

well it is a little difficult, but is easily doable. One sits at the back and wraps their legs around the person in the front. The person in the front might have to sometimes lean forward a little bit if it's a tight fit. I'm actually surprised more people have not tried this. Has any other girls done this before or am I crazy? I think it's a lot of fun personally.

Ashleigh, I think your crazy. You could probably fit two girls on the pot, but i have a hard time believing anyone would want to do this. I shit alone!

ashleigh, i do not poop in the same toilet with my girlfriends, but i do poop at the same time frequently. i live in Wisconsin out in the boonies. We have an outhouse with three holes in it. Me and my two friends always have contests to see who can dump the bigger load. We each hover above and watch eachother. It is very funny.

Yeah, those Cheeseheads really know how to live....
Beatin' on the cheeseheads! Beatin on the Cheeseheads!!

Brrrrr, I would hate to be in a Wisconsin outhouse tonight. My bung hole would be looking like a blue fruit loop.

My freind is so grosss! He came in while I was pooping and just stared! My holes are not safe!

Sometimes I take a dump in the shower and then I stomp it down the drain, or I try to at least because some of it doesn't fit through the holes in the drain.

PT, I know the outhouse is cold in the winter, but those trailer-park drains are not equipped for that.

I have to tell you that I have been passing turds like this for years. I used to beg my boyfriend to take me to the grocery store so i could go to the bathroom because i was too afraid to go at his parents house because it would clog the pipes and everyone would know. He is now my husband and always gives me a hard time about how large my turds are. I have to test flush the toilets before i go so that i can judge whether or not the toilet will be able to handle what i drop in it. I have had mine come over the water level on many occassions and I have had them be as large or larger than the hole in the toilet. I would guess that mine are consistantly 3.5-4 inches wide and have been well over a foot. I have spasms in my intestines when i am done. I usually go abotu 1 time a week or 1 time every other week. I think women are this way and it is hormone-related, I always have these monstrous turds the week before my cycle. That is the one time a month i know i will empty myself and that is usually when i have the spasms when i am through!

Wow, You should sell video clips of these to [scat website deleted by moderator] you would make a fortune.

I love that moderator.

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www.daphneszoo.com

Ah yes. I just let off a massive turd as I always do (regulation size toilet - filled the hole at the bottom and went up about an inch or two past the water and also had some friends hanging on the side - like little poo branches), and after a couple years of dropping these massive doodies (I'm 21 years old) I decided to hit up the google and check out the cause. Thankfully it led me to this site. As a young man I would always ask myself, "Why? Why are my poo's so massive? Why do I have this gift? Am I alone in this dark, brown, world?"... and now I am happy to know that I am not.

I am a 21 year old male, and I will take on all comers who challenge my claims. Any poop, any time, any stall. Respond and I will respond to you. Also, is PooNurse a PooMaleNurse?

Poonurse was a wonderful female nurse that answered questions for the site for a few years. But fortunately for us, Motherload and Snapper have filled her shoes.

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www.daphneszoo.com

my girlfriend took 20 minutes pushing a huge turd that was 14 inches long and 3 inches thick and that was just the first one the second one right after took 30 minutes and was 14 inches long and 4 inches thick. she nearly passed out but with my coaching she did it

Pelvic thrust - amazing...pooping in the shower and stomping it down the drain??? WTF is wrong with you??

It has been with much amusement that I peruse these postings of you women bragging about your big super-sized shits. I recently found myself facing the problems that came with my lady's massive loads. It started when my girlfriend of 4 yrs moved from her apartment to my condo in preparation for our wedding later this summer. We are a couple of shameless shitters who use the bathroom in each other's presence without even thinking.

Her apartment complex was 20 years old and had 3 gallon flushers while my condo is new construction with a 1 gallon flush. It is on a fairly regular basis that my fiance defecates logs that are both massive and pungent. While this was a minor issue while we were dating, it is a major problem now that we are living together. In two months time, she produced three separate toilet cloggging dumps that required professional plumbing assistance. It was suggested that we replace my current potty with a new type of "flusher" that would accommodate our special needs. And at some time in the future I am contemplating such a purchase.

In the meantime we are improvising with a sick-room type of potty-chair (a toilet seat with a hanging bucket) that came into my possesion upon the death of an elderly relative. My fiance takes her shits in this potty-chair, then we use a cat litter scoop to chop the huge turd and dump it piecemeal into the flusher--usually the turd is disposed of after two or three flushes and yes it is an effort to clean and disinfect the bucket and use the air freshener, but my fiance and I both take this whole affair in stride with a good sense of humor. AND since we started using the potty chair there has been no more clogged toilet! I can't help but wonder how some of you have dealt with similar situations!!!

I remember a few years ago I was staying in a house with 2 shitters, and my girlfriend took a shower, so I went in the other one. I knew I was in trouble, I've had constipation problems on and off for most of my life, but I had baked this one way too long.

It took me about 5 minutes of severe pain, and then it all came out at once. I am not kidding, I screamed out in pain, and she heard it from the other bathroom. I have never passed a turd that big in all my life, I reckon it was like giving birth. It was 3.5 inches wide, and fairly long, but it was heavy and really solid. I honestly thought my bowels had come out and I was scared to look down at first.

I actually shit on the floor. I was in too much pain to sit on the toilet seat, so I squatted down to open my asshole as much as possible.

I looked at it for about 5 minutes before picking it up and putting it in the toilet, but the size and weight blew me away. It started to shrink a bit before I dumped it. There was some blood, but not as much as I thought there would be.

I'm a male, and I was about 30 years old at the time.

I took a massive shit last week, prior to that event I told my wife that I'd been sitting on this monkey-head for three days.... just couldn't poop.

This beautifully dimpled creation came out in three grunts, the third grunt nearly pushed me off the stool because it hit bottom... shit, poop, that had to be 15 inches of solid earth-dirt from my ass. How in the world is that possible because I normally poop every day at 830am..just after getting my coffee at work. My boss (Leeann) laughs her ass off when I come out sweating. thank goodness I'm in a non-poop-harrassment zone at work. Everyone shits and at work on the company dime

Anyway, I was so proud I wanted to take a photo.. bummer, I work in a top secret area so no cameras allowed.

I visted Key West about 6 years ago... we ate, drank, and partied until falling asleep each late night.

Little did I know, or remember, that I hadn't taken a dump in 6 days.. I was too busy.

On the way off the island is when the urge hit me. we just finished a typically HUGE breakfast at Pepe's near the harbor (great food).

the monkey head was pressing hard by mile marker 3 and I began to sweat. pain increased with each mile that early morning. i rolled from one cheek to another and tried to vent a lttle air along side the massive turdbomb that had formed in my lower colon. gravity and momentum were in control. i had to find a spot to dump this huge turd, it was my largest key west sovegneer (sp?) and it had to go.

KEYS MArina was on the right, we stopped to see willie and I stopped to stop up their restroom with a three eyed corn encrusted monkey head and body that followed behind in the neonatal birthing ritual. I couldn't even walk upright prior to launching this porcelin assault.. i was relieved. my forehead began to sweat profusely and I could finally think of the word "relief".

6 days in Key west produced a wrold class prize. You all, readers of poop, would have been so proud.

I attempted to flush the paper-laced and adorned poo but no go. water pressure in the keys is near zero and this newborn was not going to budge.

Keys marina, thanks you saved my ass. I would have split a bowel right there had you not opened doors that morning. i apologize to no end for leaving my keywest present at your door step. i did my best to flush the evidence but it didn't work

your people were so nice... I saw several boats after taking that huge dump.

i tell you all.. don't go 6 days in key west without pooping. I learned a lesson on that trip, my anal capacity exceeded any previous experience. note: I'm a 45 year old male and i can shit with the best of them.. corn and olive logs are my favorite.. peanut too.

size? a lot of you want to know. I wasn't any one certain diameter, it was tapered and mostly round and about the size of the toilet tank exit. length, now that's the amazing part. two complete wraps hugging just below the rim. 14 to 18 inches? that baby deserved a name but i never held that ceremony. If i had to give a name... BuBBA it was a rednecked party turd.

HOw pls how do you get big hard turds? what to eat? i like shit big huge lumps.

How do you produce huge, HARD stools? Someone please tell me what to eat, drink, etc.

I would opine that big turds are a result of two things, having a huge asshole and being full of shit.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

It's been a long time since I had a grogan that was so huge it ripped my ass...diarrhea has been the order of the day for me in recent history. Which is fine - LiquiShits are far more entertaining and a lot less painful...unless there's gas involved, that is.

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"...you guys are missing the genius of Turdgutson's idea. We should certainly not be shitting in the sink, but why not invent a Toilet Disposal? Your tampon, giant turd, or some hooker's hand won't flush? Just flip a switch!" - SamDamnit

I've had some liquid shits that felt like I was squirting out sulphuric acid.

anonymous coward, you'd probably save yourself a lot of time and trouble (and innerbodily damage) if you just went to your neighborhood porn shop and picked up a nice big dildo.

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i love poop.

prarie doggin, I know exactly the kind of burn you're talking about. I stopped by 7-11 on a lunch break one time (first mistake) and bought one of those pre-made salads (second mistake) and a ready-to-eat sandwich consisting of a rib-like vaccuformed meat product mashed between two slices of bread (third mistake). I took it back to the office and scarfed it all down, and in about thirty minutes' time, I found myself in the handicap stall (I enjoy the roominess a HandiCrapper affords the user), gripping the rail, my anus burning with all the fury and rage of Dante's Inferno as I let fly a crescendo of farts and gooshes that defied the very heavens in their volume and depth. Such was the magnitude of this calamity that (much to my delight) the Shameful Shitter in the stall beside me was driven from the bathroom in a hurried frenzy. He had been sitting there in silence for some time, evidently waiting for me to leave so he could drop his dook without anyone knowing about it. But my atomic blast of decomposing animal carrion and semi-liquified vegetables in a Big Gulp sauce sent the coward fleeing from the bathroom before his deed could be done, the toilet paper roll spinning in his wake as he jingled his way out of the bathroom, hiking up his pants and buckling his belt as he went.

Several more powerwasher-style blasts ensued thereafter, each one sending painful waves of suddenly-and-forcefully-displaced gaseous vapors rippling through my bowels. A long, dry, machine-gun-like burst of flatulence heralded the end of the onslaught, echoing against the walls of the now-vacant restroom.

Silence reigned supreme for several long moments as I basked in the vapors of my own rumination. Out of sheer, morbid curiosity, I lifted an ass cheek to glance back at the hell I had wrought on the commode. To my utter shock and delight, I discovered a festive floral display of carrot bits, mutilated tomato skins, wilted, obliterated, and mucosy lettuce, along with many slimy and decomposing chunks of what could possibly be construed as anihilated rib patty mixed with bread. The smell was equisitely vile - not unlike the rancid stench of a Roman vomitorium mid-feast.

I was quite pleased with myself. Obviously, the gas station food had unleashed a cataclysmic chain of events which culminated in a total and immediate evacuuation of my bowels, and had begat the first and only time I'd become a literal salad shooter.

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"...you guys are missing the genius of Turdgutson's idea. We should certainly not be shitting in the sink, but why not invent a Toilet Disposal? Your tampon, giant turd, or some hooker's hand won't flush? Just flip a switch!" - SamDamnit

TT, could you provide more details. I'm a bit dense.

I had diarrhea. it burnedd and was noisy. Stinky food came out of my butt.

The End :)

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"...you guys are missing the genius of Turdgutson's idea. We should certainly not be shitting in the sink, but why not invent a Toilet Disposal? Your tampon, giant turd, or some hooker's hand won't flush? Just flip a switch!" - SamDamnit

to anonymous, I get the biggest, hardest logs if I do two things. First drink metamucil or something to get your turds really bulked up. Then a few days before you want to let it out, start taking immodium and drink less fluids than you usually do to dry it out. This always works for me to produce enormous, hard logs.

As a girl, I also agree that women often have poops that are the same size or bigger than men judging by personal experience. I also think it's because women put off the urge to poop longer. I will admit that I frequently hold back a poop until I am in the privacy of my own home. After a few days, when the need is urgent, quite a bit of poop has built up, and my dumps are HUGE. You should see some of the bms I have after board meetings on friday. But I also agree that putting off a poo is not the best thing to do, and i try to encourage my kids to go when they first feel the need.

Kayla,
it seems to me that the person clogging the toilet in your dorms is probably a shy girl holding her poop in until the last minute. They probably sneak in and poo at night so not to be found out.

What an interesting and lively debate. I have been told that drug addicts some times produce abnormally large turds. Next visitor in the deliverance room must cut it up in order to get rid of it.

Yea, hayley, I recently had the same experience. I didn't have surgery but had to take prescription pain killers for back pain. I was plugged up for a few days, and then produced a couple of huge turds. This was especially unusual for me because for the past few years my turds have all been the long skinny variety. Anyway, it really felt good to feel those big ones slide out.

Hayley, all I can produce lately are servings of brown haricots verts. I feel totally emasculated.

I have a 13 year old step daughter, who can float logs the width of my thigh, I know this because they do float, and she don't check after the flush.

It is my opinion that women (of the female variety) are far more adept at 'laying' a loaf rather than 'pinching' a loaf.

To expand; To "pinch" would involve involuntary contractions of the 3rd (turd) spincter, ergo; a loss of control.

To "lay" a loaf, would suggest more control, even, more satisfaction.

Picture this:

You, sat on your favourite can, and waiting.
Would you:
1. Heave away until the beast was expelled, reluctant and decimated.

or

2. Wait, with a copy of Enquirer in hand, and just let that puppy drift out, in one long soft and comfy log, waiting only for that final 'plop'. almost like Greg Louganis's final entry, splashless.

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to those who think women are the only ones who put off the urge to poop, i would have to disagree,

my husband will only use the toilet at home, and most certainly holds back anywhere - work, friends houses, public places.

i've only seen his movement a few times when he had to leave to find plunging gear, but they were bigger than anything ive ever made. probably the size of my husbands wrist and as long as his forearm. and it looked painfully hard.

so, in conclusion - i think men hold back their poop just as often as the ladies!

i agree that delaying a load really adds to how big it's going to be. personally, i do a bm every 2-3 days, however, i get the urge at some point on most days. i just have always put off going to the bathroom (pee and poop) until the need is urgent.

i have some huge dumps, but if i used the bathroom every time i felt the urge they would probably be average.

based on my wife's poop habits, i agree with most of the other women on this topic: women take bigger dumps because they hold in their poop longer!

Bullocks. It's because of simple physics, the laws of balance and equilibrium. Because we women take so much shit from men, what goes in MUST COME OUT. You fucking men. Bastards. Where's my Lorraine Bobbit Activity Kit when I need it?

when i have huge logs its from holding it in TOO LONG! sounds like most of the ladies do, myself included. My BMs are especially big when i leave them to the last minute!

Das Bootie, ah the beauty that is the undeveloped I.Q, like one big sponge, like a lot of girls I know.

you should read my post on Quantum Theory and poop.

It may help you out.

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

pissing myself laughing at my typo tho!!

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

45/f/usa here, married. and i can at least say my bm's are bigger than my husbands. i usually put off the urge until the last minute, so i don't have to struggle to get it out... and also because im a bit of a shameful pooper. this results in me going every 3 or 4 days, and ONLY when i'm at home. feeling the inevitable urgent need at work is the worst for me!

to be honest, an urgently full rectum (and sometimes a turtlehead!) is what it takes to even get me to consider going

I'm a girl...
I usually hold my poop in too!
good to see i'm not the only one

Are you sure you're from Iowa. Every girl I ever went out with from Iowa usually dropped a load in her panties on the first date.

for me big logs are caused by:
1. eating a lot of fiber
2. holding it in for a few days.