My mother told me to do this, too. It never works with my giant turds. They just rip right through the toilet paper and splash away. Usually in public I shit and jump right before it hits the water. The splash (rarely) gets me.

Des-per-ate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poonurse, where are you?

Hey PooNurse!!!
It doesn't hurt when I poop. But when I go I don't always have blood in my poop but I do about 1/2 the time. Is there something I can do to prevent this, or do you think it is serious enough to go to the doctor

Thankyou

It's been two years since we heard from Poonurse. The last I heard she had been in a tornado and was living in a motor home. Is she even okay?

Someone seems to be going around taking Poop Reporters. (Perhaps a serial pooper?) Because now Turd Hugegrunt has gone missing in much the same way. Who's next? The Big Wiper?!?

I wish I knew what happened to her. I think it was a flood... either way, she just disappeared. I wish she'd come back... so many poop problems are going unsolved!

What about Dr. Adams?

Or Snapper?

Or AssPhlegm?

Asphincter says WHAT...(!)

I have taken all the above mentioned poop reporters in for questioning. They are living comfortaby at Guanotanamo Bay. Do not worry. My administration does not condone torturd. We just like to play dress up with the prisoners.

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SamDamnit!
President in Exile
of Poopreportia
http://www.myspace.com/saintcarnivean

President Sam, I implore you--let my people go! And then let them wipe in peace!

Serially, though, mott the poople: ass_phlegm is alive and well and living in Massachusetts with his wife and baby girl--gainfully employed as a graphic artist and loving it. He hopes to return to PR with another episode of Teed Off Turd eventually.

Snapper is still around out in B.C. but is involved with someone. She checks in every now and then to let us know how she's doing.

Dr. Adams is still in the midst of his residency in New York and is probably bogged down with his rounds.

Turd Hugegrunt voluntarily withdrew from the site for personal reasons, says he checks for PM's every now and then and lurks for stories every once in awhile.

Dave got tired of them, and they were all thrown into a Dumpster!

Ok, back to the splash. I don't have this problem, as my turds are long enough to not splash, when they hit the water.

However, I splash when I get rabbit pellet poop. My advice, just let 'er rip, don't worry about the splash unless it embarasses you. If it does, the keep on doin' what you're doin'.
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Born to clog your bog, with a giant log.

I saw somewhere that people do this to cut down on smears too.
Producing waste since 1967

I think I will go to medical school just so I can get to be a big deal on PoopReport, too.