Does everyone in the world shit?I mean every last person.

Yes! Even Adolph Hitler had to pinch a loaf once in a while.

Hey guys, I am doin a report on poo, for science. I need to find out why poo smells and why it changes colors! haha no joke! e-mail me if ya know!!

Hi! I'm doing a speech for school on the scoop on poop. I need to know some humorous animal poop facts quick!
Thanks a bunch! LuLu

Well, since your speech is over, I hope you found some information quick, LuLu.

Yes, people do crap when they die and so do animals. I had a hampster die of a head injury in my hand and she shit everywhere.

Is it true that morticains shove a big colon tube in a dead body to flush everything out? I have heard they do this but it is a dark secret to embalming and they will not tell a common person they actually do this.

why is it that some poop comes out in many peices, and some is one whole thing? is it bad for it to be in peices? i think i read that somewhere.

Lets face it. We ALL die!
No one gets out of here alive! (Doors).%^!)^
If you are dead.....who gives a hat dance?

BTW
I hope the creamator says "this fucker lived his life"

Asphincter says WHAT...(!)

As a gay male I engage in anal sex where I am the bttm.

I find that after anal sex... and for awhile after my Pooh has a lot of Mucous around it. Usually its a little bit at the start of my pooh being all covered in white... or sometimes all of it is covered in mucous. is this a bad thing?!

T. Anthony, I am going to assume that a condom is being used, which would eliminate the possibility that it is semen that you are seeing around your poo. If that is the case, good job.

Any time there is irritation to a mucosal membrane---whether it be in the rectum, or the nose, or the intestines---this causes excess mucus to be secreted in an attempt to soothe the affected area and wash away any harmful substances such as dust, bacteria or whatever is causing the irritation.

The presence of mucus itself is not a bad thing, since it means that your body is reacting normally. But a better lubricant may be needed to cut down on the irritation which is the underlying cause of the increase in secretions. That is not such a good thing.

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Always looking out for number two!

Not everyone poops when they die.

As for the "poop coming out in pieces" question. Everyone's body works different. As long as there is no major change in regular bowel habits, I would not worry.
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Born to clog your bog, with a giant log.

I was wondering, is normal to poo after every meal. IS there ever a problem with pooping too much?

OK, I have been wondering about this forever but I never found anybody to ask. If you eat a food, and it comes out whole in your poop(ie, corn or sunflower seeds), do you still get the calories from it?