poop always makes me bleed

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Elizabeth asks:

Lately, my poops have been much more painful than usual. I say usual because I've never had comfortable poops. They're usually hard and hard to get rid of. Additionally, I only go once every few days, if I'm lucky. But, even then, I have to force it out sometimes.

I don't have a hemorroid, nor am I constipated, but the past few poops have made my anus bleed. The bleeding doesn't last long, but it still bothers me since it is painful.

Any suggestions?





Dear Elizabeth,

Thanks for the question.

If you are only "going" every few days, poop is hard, you have to force it out, and sometimes your anus BLEEDS, then for GODS SAKE, you ARE constipated!!!!

Don't dispair, here's what to do to fix the situation:

- Drink at least 60 ounces of water a day.

- Eat 5 servings of fruits and vegetables a day

- Wouldn't hurt to throw some Metamucil at your colon while you're at it.

If you are continuing to bleed after things normalize, see your doctor.

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

Got a question for her?

212 Comments on "poop always makes me bleed"

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Dear Elizabeth:

Nurse Poo has given you some very good advice, and you should follow her advice to your benefit.

However, I think the good nurse left out one very critical element of treatment for your poor sore anus. Have someone who cares about you very much apply a liberal amount of petroleum jelly to your anus daily. The caregiver should pay attention to smearing the vaseline carefully around the entire circumference of your petulently puckered sphincter and very gently insert the lubricant just inside your anus far enough to get the inside of the rim in case there is a particularly sore area that needs attention.

I hope this information serves to help alleviate your suffering.

Peace in the Poopchute.

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Can we say "anal fissure"?

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

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anal fisssure HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Bleeding from the back passage is something that you should always see your doctor about, even if you are convinced it is piles or an anal fissure. The reason you need to be checked is that bleeding from the back passage can be a symptom of bowel (colon or rectum) cancer. If you don

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I started having a few shits that had blood come out of my ass.

As in when i shit it was about 50% blood & 50& shit.

This only recently has happened in the last 3 months. I think it's because of me using blow.

Iether that or me sitting on my computer chair for 15 hour days.

Cheers,
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I have been bleeding out my ass for a short amount of time. I dont know what is happing it is like 50% blood and 50% shit. I dont know why this is happing if its because I have something or if its because I sit on a chair for hours and hours on end.

Well if anyone has any ideas please send me them.

poo person's picture
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erm lil worried coz i bled after pooing, my poo werent that hard nor did i have to force it out. ne1 know wats going on???

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I always shit alot.. like three a day. It never really bothered me. But in the past year i always bleed after i shit, but lately i have been bleedin non stop, even when i dont go to the bathroom. Its very painfully.. Anyone have a clue whats goin on? I hope i dont have cancer or anything.

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My boyfriend has complained about the discoloration around my anus. When he first say it, he thought the discoloration was poo and he was quite turned off by it. But recently I heard on the internet about a procedure known as "sphincter bleaching" where a technician can actually use bleach to remove the discoloration that some women have around their anus. I was wondering if anyone here has had their sphincter bleached and if so, what was it like. My boyfriend would certainly appreciate my anus looking as if I had not just taken a horrendous dump. Also, I would like to know if there are other women here who naturally look as though they had just taken a monster-sized crap. It is humiliating when your boyfriend always thinks that you need to wipe your butt all the time.

NastyGirl

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NastyGirl and the others, this is disturbing and disgusting. Don't bleach your God damn anus! If your boyfriend/girlfriend has a problem with your anus then you need to find a new one! People in this country are so damn shallow!

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

Anonymous Coward's picture
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worried because i bled after pooing, my poo wasn't hard to get out. this has been happening for a week now it is bright red, but i think i had a clot of blood. what's happening?

Anonymous Coward's picture
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i usually don't have a problem going #2. but i have been sick and on some meds not sure if that is it. but last few times i have pooped it hurts and blood comes up on the toliet paper. usually i go once a day or once every other day, but not the last two weeks? thats how long i've been sick for.

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when i have a shit i always see very small amounts of blood on the shit paper when wiping my arse? is this something to worry about

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One comment, I want to know about, My butt bleeds sometimes and ihave to keep wiping to stop the bleeding its bright red.

Wondering if i should go see a doctor.

I would like to know about butt bleaching.
Cool.

Anonymous Coward's picture
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if you get someone to lick your ass, it will stop it bleeding, but mke sure they get their toungue right up there.

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solution to ur problem...i think i know whats goin on...i bet that u all have one thing in common..ur lazy and u do little sports..or uv havent done any sports or activity for a while..the common anal bleeding usually happens if theres constipation..it happened to me..u should start to work out and be more active..especially abdomin work out..r a necessity..do as much as u can abdomin work out untill ur abs start burning..do that for 3 weeks at least..then ull see major differences in ur pooping! and stay active afterwards..

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Nasty girl,
That is the natural color of the skin around the anus, and should be left alone. Dump your boyfriend, not poop!

Anonymous Coward's picture
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i've been having that poo problem aswell for two days. it's freaking me out. i'm 14. my vagina itches real bad and when i poop, it feels a little stretched and a little bit of bright blood comes out. i've never had sex, but i feel like i'm infected with something. i'm scared to tell my mom, but she used to work at planned parenthood.
maybe its that don't excercise enough thing, i haven't really done much of anything for like a week. i run track and cross country, but i havent been practicing. i'm glad i'm not the only one with bloody pooping.

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I have had some pain when i go poop in the past almost 5 months. sometimes there's blood in the toilet & it'll be a lot sometimes but I haven't had too much bleeding lately but I felt something weird like 2 months ago. I feel an extra piece of skin on my anus that's really little but I feel it & it feels kinda sharp. I have no clue what it is? I'm just hoping nothing serious is wrong with me. I really don't want to go to the doctor for this but I don't know what to do about sometimes bleeding & pain & this weird thing thst's grown on me??

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AC#1- the girl with the itchy vagina. It is probably not related to your butt blood. Your butt blood is probably related to not drinking enough water while running.

The itchy vagina is related to many things. I doubt if you have an infection unless you are passing cottage cheese-type ooze. It is probably related to working out and getting a lot of sweat down there. A little vinegar in a bath will remedy the itch.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

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My post is for AC#2.

You probably have a hemorrhoid.

Shit boy's picture
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For about 3 weeks now sometimes when I poop blood comes from my asshole. Its never alot but sometimes its more then others. Its looks like normal blood. Though it has never hurt when I do bleed out my ass... Whats the problem... someone tell me PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I always get into trouble when I wade into these PooNurse threads, but to quote the King James Bible, my "bowels are moved with compassion" when I see these poor sufferers with symptoms of serious medical problems seeking advice online.

Mind you, it is better to come here than to do nothing at all, but the greatest gift PR can give to most of you is the advice to GO SEE A DOCTOR!!! Other than menstruation, the human body NEVER discharges blood for normal reasons. This is especially true when the blood source is internal, as with many of the cases described above.

If you don't know what it is, or if it keeps on, you are simply playing Russian Roulette by ignoring it.

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Amen, brother Dumpster.

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Guys and girls with the bleeding, beware! I had really bad anal bleeding start one day and hoped it would go away overnight. But my boyfriend made me go to hospital, and it's just as well he did, becuase that night I lost so much blood I collapsed repeatedly, and needed 8 blood transfusions in 24 hours. No dramatisation; this was scary stuff! The Nurses called my family at 3 am becuase they didn't think I would make it. So don't leave it until it's too late, and don't worry about being embarrassed, because the doctor has seen it all before!

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Shelley, I'll bet you didn't sit around all night asking for medical advice online, did you?

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I don't have trouble pooping but the last couple times there has been blood after. The first time was only a little almost not noticable, but as time progresses so does the volume of blood, too much lately. It appears while and after and is bright red. I am wondering if this is bad or will go away.

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I just wanted to comment on anonymous coward and the little growth they feel in their anus. I had the same thing and I found out it was an std...hpv to be exact. so please see a doctor right away. and pray about it.....God answers prayers and regrets.

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I had a rectal fissure once (actually a few times). Yeeouch! I went to see a doctor about it and he diagnosed a fissure but when I went in the second time for the same thing he had me referred to a specialist for a colonoscopy, just to make sure it wasn't something more serious. There was a T.V. screen and when I looked up I could see the inside of my colon, which was all pink and fleshy since I'd taken an enema twice to flush it out. By the end of it I was pooping nothing but clear water, but it was very salty (the enema used some form of salt), and oh did the salt sting! If you ever get a chance to see the inside of your own colon, do it, it's pretty cool looking!

Anyways, in the end they found nothing wrong and I started eating more fiber and retraining myself not to push so hard, and I haven't had a fissure since. In fact in the last two years I've never even been constipated or had a day where I didn't crap. It's great what a big ol' bowl of oatmeal every morning for breaksfast can do for you. I'd recommend starting off slow though since it will take your body some time to adjust and you might get diarrhea a few times at first.

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Hi i'm 24yo male, Lately when I poop, there's some bright red blood on the toilet paper, sometimes a little and alot.. it's not there all the time, just occasionally, i'm so worried.. I had it yesterday, although I did hold my poop in for about an hour as I was en route home.. do u think holding it in could of ruptured something?

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ok,so i know this is a poop site but lately ive been really itchy in my vagina,and there'e been alot of discharge...I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS! and the worst part is that the itchyness is starting to like...spread...to my anal area...that SUX!

does anyone know what it is?!?

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Go get yourself some Mycelex at the closest 24 hour Rite Aid pronto. It will help.

Then please see a doctor.


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i have a problem for the past 5 months i have been very constipated i drink massive water ive aways been pretty active... yet i get constipated for 2- even 4 days but i always feel as if i need togo... then when i finally do get to go my shits so hard it rips scratches in my anus and i bleed... its so soar... and its getting to the point where im afraid to shit... how sad... can anyone help me?

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^dude above, consider things called laxitives and talk to your doctor.

Everyone else: GO SEE A DOCTOR. You don't want to be regretting not doing so, believe me...

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when i take a poop i bleed!!! i have been doing this for a wheil now but not a lot in the past...... i am not sexualy active..... i am really scared and dont no what to do...... i dont want to tell someone because they might laugh or something like that ........ what should i do????? What do u think might be happening????

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Frosty my friend, have a glass (or tablet, or wafer... they come in so many forms these days) of Metamucil in the morning. If that doesn't work, have one in the morning, then one at night.

Stay away from laxatives. They are not good to use frequently, and your body can and will become addicted to them if you use them too much.

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when i poop it hurts alot.i only poop like 2 a week.and when i do it hurts and there is a little bit of blood.not alot but some...can anal fissure be what i have.

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That or mining ass-gnomes.

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Volcano - "Don't bleach your God damn anus! If your boyfriend/girlfriend has a problem with your anus then you need to find a new one!"
Boyfriend, girlfriend, or anus?

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Hi. My Mom passed away 12 years ago. They thought it was cancer of the liver. After she died we found out she'd been bleeding from her butt for the previous 10 years and had been too embarrassed to say anything to anybody. As fast as she went, it was one month from the time she complained of being tired to the day she died, they believe it was cancer of the colon that took her. Cancer of the liver was what happened when the cancer of the colon went out of control. Please, please go get a colonoscopy or a sigmoidoptomy. Please, please see your doctor. So, maybe all they're going to say is, "Yes, have some Metamucil every day and drink lots of water", but you need to hear it from them. Nobody is going to laugh. Least of all me. My mother might have lived longer.

Anonymous Coward's picture
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i have a problem. last couple months when i poop i itch severly and i itch it when i done pooping and then it stops till my next dump. any body have thius itchy problem too.?

Anonymous Coward's picture
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you guys are all getting your anus mixed up with your vagina. its called a period

Anonymous Coward's picture
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hey reacently i have pooped normaly,but after i have done my stuff with the toiletpaper it`s a little bright(it`s bright red) blood on the toilet paper,just a little spot,also when i have done my stuff with the toiletpaper i have been a little soar while doing it,SERIUS?
i`m getting afraid pleas help..

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So, my friend Haley and I have one question on our mind. You know those kinds of poops where they hurt SOO bad and you see the poop in the toliet and what not, but when you wipe there is nothing there? What is that all about? Is it something we eat or ?? I've tried googling it, but I got this website and couldn't find the answer among all the poopyness. i admire you for this site by the way. your a super hero. informing the town's people about poo. righteous.

love.

megan

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To all:

The majority of all your symptoms point to hemmoroids. You will bleed bright red blood sometimes heavy sometimes a spot. Then the itchiness is also a symptom of having them. Try some Preparation H and see if this helps. If it continues pretty regularly, then you need to go to your physician and let them do their thing. Hope this helps :)

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okay, sometimes when i poop my anus is a little bit itchy and there is like tiny dots of bright red blood on the toilet paper. i am a bodybuilder and i drink about 1-2 gallons of water a day, eat about 6 meals a day oats, fruits, veggies, meats. no refined sugars or wheat or dairy products. i usually shit 4-8 times a day on average an they are usually good for the most part. what might the itching/bleeding be? candida or yeast? its about all i can come up with...

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Someone please help me I am only 11 and dont want to die my butt does hurt when I poop like something is scratching against it I went poop today and when I wiped I saw a bright red color. I got really scared I wanted to tell my mom but shes not home. I told her about my but hurtingness before but she said I need to poop more often I hope shes right! I was so curious and since Im a smart 11 year old i decided to look it up and I've heard a lot of scary stories about it like hemroids and cancer someone tell me the truth please I'm so scared of dying!

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^ Don't worry too much. You're only 11 years old. As long as you tell your mom about any health problems and you guys get them checked out when necessary, you should be ok. Try adding fruits and vegetables to your diet. Also, you should be sure to drink plenty of water daily and poop more like your mom told you. If you're a girl, maybe it's something else that you should ask your mom about.

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Im 20 year old female and I have been pooping blood for years now. But I dont always have blood. But when When I do poop blood its really bright red and the whole torlet had red water. And When I wipe I have what looks like blood clots the size of a Quarter. Im to scared to call a doctor.

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Um... Are you sure it's not your period?

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well... When i poop sometimes and it doesnt come out too.. "ok", not water but like idk... like... grainy? after i'm done, I'm sore... and when i wipe little dots of blood around the asshole..., that only happens when it doesnt come out too good... what could it be?

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im a 14 year-old male and i have been bleeding from my ass for about 2 to 3 years. i havent told anyone cause ive been to embarrassed. but i think i will start taking metamucil or whatever and drinking more water. also, i am on a medication so it might have something to do with that.

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i have been bleeding a litle bit for the past month or two but its very rarely that it happens. it happens when i push too hard like if im at school and have to get to class. the other day i did it and i pushed until i was in tears and i saw a lot more blood than i usually do. it wasn't clotty or anything just thin bright red but it was more then my usual little bit on the paper. i think i just need to drink a bit more water cause thats something i dont do. hopefully that will help soften my poop a bit so i wont have to push so hard.

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When i take a massive poop, my anus bleeds like a water fall, sometimes it turns the water dark red, and then when i stand up afterwards, im real light headed and dissy. this has been happening for a couple days now, and i think i've lost atleast 5 cups of blood to it, is this something that is serious?

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Yep.

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Was any one else disturbed slightly by Turd Hugegrunt's loving description of vaseline application? Any one?

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Hmm.. After reading these stories, heres mine;

Started about a year ago, but it would be once a week every month or so, but lately its been EVERYDAY where I would bleed right after I pooped. It would feel itchy, wet, moist, and VERY uncomfortable. I found out that it would only occur after I had used the restroom, because usually when I wake up for school, I would feel great, because by the end of the day when Id be at work, I would feel like crap, and I wouldnt feel like working at all. So I started mentally noting what would trigger this. At first I tried showering after I pooped, but that would cause major itching and I noticed that water would get caught inside and would later seep out when I was working (I work at a retail store, so as soon as I started walking alot it would cause moist and inchiness). Then I went the health food route; Before I used to work out almost everyday and was healthy because I had to stay fit for football), but that soon stopped as soon as I got a job, then unhealthy eating habits started. So now I began eating fiber ceral (Frosted Mini Wheats is my favorite.. haha) Its not much but its working because my poop went from semi hard, firm, to semi firm, and now its been soft for a while, and now I can poop and not feel pressured if I want to go or not. Also another thing that also helped was taking my time when I went. I always rushed and that caused some swelling and the other symptoms came as well, so what I did was start to take my time and wait a bit incase I felt like any more came out, I never over pushed, just enough to get it going by itself. Hope this helps. Although I havent tried vaseline, thats my second to last solution should my problems reoccur. If that doesnt help, I have to suck it up and go see a doctor.

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Ok I went to the doctor and I dont think I have anything bad yet mabye we all have hemroids:o i have no clue... or even a tear which bleeds and our asses have to much bacteria to heal mabe?? I have no clue

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Heres some cure info from someone who has suffered for 5 years with anal pain and bleeding, and at last found relief.

1. You must poo at least daily, eat more fruit if not going every day.

2. Stop eating all rough sharp food such as nuts crisps, oat bars. NO HARD FOOD AT ALL Only eat smooth soft food, fruit smoothies, ready brek, soups, stews, mince meat, etc.

3. Drink plenty of fluid in any form except alcohol.

4. Use giant half pint plastic tip syringe(NO NEEDLE) to pump half pint of warm water into anus after bowel movement. Then have another bowel movement to clean anus repeat if needed.

5. Buy aloe vera pure gel or capsules, cut open capsules to get gel out. use plastic tip syringe(NO NEEDLE) to pump gel into anus daily. (carefully) (can also use germalene or savlon type creams) Also eat aloe gel 5 x caps daily

6. Do not strain while pooing.

7. Inside of the body takes much longer time to heal. can be years to fully heal so do not stop treatment.

8.Chocolate and sugar will make you much worse, stop eating it.

9. You should notice relief after a week, it no change after 1 month arrange anal examination with doctors immediately.

Hope this helps all those suffering anal pain and bleeding. There is Hope.

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well after doing a cleanse on my body (which is all liquid and then a "tea" which allows you to shit like craxy in the morning and after taht ordeal for breakfast you have a "salt flush" whichg leads you to the toilet at least 10 times after drinking it...
no blood whatsoever..now that i started eating proper food (only fish) my shits have been hard/solid and ive been bleeding out my a-hole...usually the 1st initial crap will be with blood and after that its regular turds...im assuming its hemmoroid issue or something of that nature cause fater im done my a-hole still hurts like it passed a baby(im assuming cause im a guy).i just ate a bowl of frosted mini wheats to see how i react in the morning..if all is well ill make a habit out of eating 1 bowl of something with fiber a day to keep some lose stools happening...im assuming its fiber issue cause during the "flush" i didnt bleed and all my craps were liquid related...
so all in all...eat more fiber bloody ass's!!

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To whom this may concern, i read the site on poo , but my question is douching the rectum with bleach & what are the side afacts thank you ...

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The side EFFECTS are an inability to spell, capitalize, or punctuate correctly.
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hey guys i had that problem before and its ez to solve it...drink more water eat more fruit and dont seat for too long...seating in a chair or bed and not moving makes your ass bleed bright red if its dark its serious should go see a doctor..but try not to seat for too long and that will go away

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I have pooped several times within the past 8 months and blood has come out. Not all the time I can say it has only happened probably 5 or 6 times in 8 months. Does anyone know if my symptom is of concern or just irritation since those times I have gone I've had to force some out and just today I came out really easy but a lot of blood was with it.

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For about the past year I have been bleeding after pooping. It does not matter if it is hard or soft, I bleed every time afterwards. It is bright red and just enough to be able to wipe away. My mother and grandmother both had colon cancer within the last five years and I really dont want to see my doctor about this... unless it is a serious problem. Do people think that this problem is serious enough to see my doctor?

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my penis sprays out blood when i piss wat is happening? anyone

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Both the above - go to the doctor!!! Whether you want to or not! Inquisitive, I had this problem, and family history like you. I had it properly checked out and it was nothing. So when it happened, as it occasionally did, at least I didn't worry about it. Incidentally, I found that it was related to straining. So I just don't! I just wait till the poop is ready to come out naturally, and I'm ok.

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Those of you out there that aren't doing anything about their problem except for getting on here, especially those of you who have had problems for YEARS, you all should GO TO THE DOCTOR! Or at least CALL the doctor, they could tell you on the phone if they don't think it's serious. Why on earth would you put yourselves through that much misery in waiting even more than a couple days? I know it bothers me too much when I just wipe too hard or too much. There's absolutely NO reason to be embarrassed, just look at all the responses in here, it happens to LOTS of people. So all of you having problems TALK TO A DOCTOR please!

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When I shit, my ass hurts real bad. Its like the asshole is stretch and it really hurts, even after i've shitted it out. And sometimes when i wipe, theres blood, bright red. And it really hurts. For months. Wad should i do? Why is this happening? I do exercise. I swim. I eat vegetables and fruits daily and drank lots of water. Why is this happening?

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AC - 'Wad should I do?'!!!!? Look at all the advice above!! Go to the Doctor - simple!!!

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omg! my ass has always bled but just this morning my as bled so much i passed out! i woke up and i was lying in a puddle of blood! some one plz help!

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Ghost, if you were hale enough to stagger to the computer, boot it up, log on to this site, and type (albeit IM speak)...

I think you're probably fine. But don't take my word for it.

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This thread needs some more moderation. I just hope all the poor souls sitting there in pools of their own blood typing, "should I go to a doctor?" aren't dead by now.

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"I just hope all the poor souls sitting there in pools of their own blood typing, "should I go to a doctor?" aren't dead by now."
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Expelliarmus, Bilgepump!

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Should it not be 'au contraire'??

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Shouldn't you be wriggling around in some Hollywood has-been's large intestine? Like its my fucking fault the French can't spell "oh"...ferfuxsake.

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so i've had some poop problems for the last 4 months. before you jump on me and tell me to go see a doctor, i have. but some background info first.

i first noticed a small fleshy-like growth at the top of my anus back in april. I didn't know what it was, but it was a little bloody. i thought it would heal itself. yeah right. shortly after that time, about a week or so later, i noticed that my ability to take a decent poop was becoming quite difficult. i'd never really had a problem moving my bowels. would normally go 1-2 times a day, without any pain. have always drank a fairly decent amount of water and fiber has been a mainstay in my diet. so you can imagine how weird it felt to not be able to poop. it hurt like hell. it felt like i had to go, but nothing would come out. it was like i had a growth in my rectum. obviously, from straining so much, i would bleed.

i saw one of my docs and he did an initial check and said that i had hemorrhoids, as well as internal anal worts. lovely, i know. he then recommended that i see a colorectal doc. i did and unfortunately, he wasn't much help. he looked at my booty...actually stretched it out a bit and prescribed lidocaine to be applied to the anus. it's not much of a healing product, more of an analgesic to help ease the sphincter muscles. he then scheduled a colonoscopy which is suppose to be this week, but i think we're going to reschedule. mainly because lately, i think my hemorrhoids have come back with a vengeance. i had one that was external, but i believe it may have actually started out internally and then got pushed out and is now trying to go back in. yes, imagine the pain. i find that preparation h doesn't really do much, it actually feels as if it is weakening the walls of my anus and causes it to bleed. (the wipes seem to be the most effective in cooling and taking some of the pain away).

the rim of my anus has hurt like hell over the last few days. it's almost like someone with fairly long/sharp fingernails put their middle finger at my anus and scratched a bit. so not only do i have cuts, it's painful to even try to have a bowel movement. while i've been more successful in pooping lately, i do still feel like there is some sort of growth/blockage in my rectum. when i do poop, it's not as full as it was previous to all this. sometimes, it's small pellets. other times, it's a little more. but they all hurt and have blood on/in them.

i'm calling my doc first thing in the morning. hopefully he can see me fairly soon. i'd like to get these cuts taken care of first before we do a colonoscopy to see what's blocking me from taking a good poop.

it's good to know that i'm not alone in this and appreciate everyone's stories. i hope we'll all get back to smooth, blood-less bowel movements soon.

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Bilge - you've just given me the best laugh I've had on here - some achievement!

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WOW! Bilgey... I did not think RG was a has-been. You silly Ol' Pump.
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My Poop is typically large and hard and I usually have to work at geeting it out, but lately I have been having a bad problem.
After I go, and am still tightening my rectum blood has been spraying out, when I open the rectum again and try and pass poop, instead I usually spray out bood. It is bright red in color, and rarely are there any clots, but I am a little nervous about this. Please help.

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Prui - I get something similar when I strain too. Do two things - just see the Doctor to be on the safe side - don't get worried or embarrassed about it - just do it. Second, try to change your diet a bit to make your poop softer and easier to get out. More fibre, pulses, fresh fruit & veg. That sort of thing. If the fresh fruit is a pain, go for fresh orange juice, which is what I do.

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I only poop when im alone because it has to be in a garbage bag over a toilet seat its way to big to go down the toilet why is it sooo big! like huge!!!!!and i bleed when it comes out

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I noticed the prob 4 days ago. Was using the rowing machine at the gym and it felt like i was sitting on a lump. Poops were relatively painless and normal but I noticed what felt like a fleshy piece of skin kind of hanging on the outside of my ass. Usual symptoms, itchyness, annoying pain. I decided to take a photo so I could see for myself and my unprofessional diagnosis was a large fissure although I can not think of any trauma that might have caused this. It almost looked as though there was a large cut and some of the flesh was hanging off and that is where it is most painful.Recently, I am noticing blood when I wipe (not much) but a lot of dry blood around my but. It's almost like throughout the day I can feel it bleeding/oozing and I'm concerned about incontinence.

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i get a stomach ache first then after i check my shit there's blood wtf?.. only been happening lately.. what's wrong?

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just go to the doctor if you have blood coming out of any orface it shouldn't be. and i dont really think guys should be having any of those :P but seriously go to the doc

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I have problems takin a shit i used to bleed a little now i bleed alot its normal blood like the kind that comes out of your arms and stuff kinda scary i dont wanna go to the doctor because i dont like things gettin stuck up my ass. but i dont think its cancer or anything. i swallow my blood wen my nose bleeds and i thought maybe thats were its from? but i dont really know.

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Last 2 years ago I poop then blood comes after...it didnot mix with poop....it only happend once.....But this time its been a week , I poop then blood comes after I poop, drips blood (2-3 drops), it also didnt mix with the poop, I went to the doctor but then he told me if the problem continues i should get colonschopy....but i am worried now any advices ?

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I've never really been regular in the poop area. I usually only go 2-5 times a week depending. It's usually hard, and sometimes painful to get out, but a couple of weeks ago, I went and there was blood in the water. At first i thought i had randomly started my period, but it came from my butt. This wasnt mixed with the poo it only came after. I think this was a tear or a fissure. The same thing happened twice after that. And all 3 times the poo was very hard and i was sorta constipated. So im there like WTF :S But, i hadnt been eating much fruit/veggie or fiber that day so i think that might be why. Cause the other shits i had were normal.

should i still talk to it to my doctor? even if im pretty sure its just a tear or a cut?

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lately when i poop it sometimes hurts when it comes out and when i wipe there is a little bit of blood on toilet paper.....i have started eating more fiber in the last few weeks......i also have started a new job in in the last few months where i am siting at a desk all day now.....it also feels like there is a little bit of pressure/itchiness on my anus...any suggestions

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My poo is so sore. Sometimes when i hug it, it doesnt look me in the eye. I feel shamed.

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hi,plz help me , i have been bleeding after my poop since couple of weeks, its bright red , and i hardly poop , imean may be 2 times a week , my poop is so hard i must try to concentraste to poop and as i do i bleed , if i try too hard , is it serious , im ashamed oif seeing doc but today i told my bf and he saw he wants me to go to doc, i was wondering how is doctpor gonna examine i mean its weird plzzzzzzz help me if its not serious , and suggest me some vegetables with fibre plz , o and the area around my anus is so dry and feels as if someone tore my skin

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To all of you who are having infrequent hard poops, the solution MAY be simple: drink lots of water, eat nuts and fiber cereals as well as fruits (apples, prunes) and veggies (celery, carrots, beets, corn). Exercise--at least lots of walking, preferably also some digging, raking, stair climbing, etc. Try to go sit on the toilet at a regular time every--yes, every--day. Take time for it; let your system work. This MAY help.

It also may not help, depending on what your problem is. None of us here can diagnose that. You may have some physical obstruction, or your sphincters may have something wrong with them. We can't tell you that. Who can? Your doctor! Please see your doctor. Bleeding from the anus is an alarm bell unless you truly absolutely know what the trouble is. Pooping less than three times a week is an alarm bell, at least for constipation and possibly for other things. See a doctor. It should not be embarrassing. You can tell yourself that even this doctor, in his or her white uniform, looking as expert, businesslike, and professional as possible--yes, even this doctor has one anus, just as you do, and he or she uses it the same as you. There is nothing to be embarrassed about. See the doctor.

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Two things: A little story to those who know if my problem is something to worry about or not/and what I can do about it.

First) Lately when I practice Anal-Sex, I happen to bleed a little and some brown-slimy discharge comes out as well. Normal? How normal is Normal?

Second) Something that I'm very disturbed about. I haven't practiced Anal-Sex with my boyfriend yet because due to my personal experience on serving my own-self anally, I've come to notice that the pressure inside of my Anus, makes me want to (and I can't control it) poop.

Why O Why! This is getting on my nerves because whenever I do my 'thang', I run to the bathroom and poop. I hate it! I Really don't want this happening while my partner and I encounter anal-sex, No way. I mean, I've even tried doing #2 multiple times before serving myself, it does help But it gets annoying having to do That oh so many times to Really ensure "Ok, This time, nothing's going to come out when sticking it up my ass". How many of you face this problem?
It can get really tiring trying to practice hardcore self-serving anal-sex, with the poop being in my way and wanting to come out everytime I push my toy in. Even if I don't have to prior to masturbation. I really don't want this to become a problem when I do have anal-sex with my boyfriend, soon or later.
So please give me advice on What to do in order to not having to poop everytime I practice anal-intercourse, I mean how do people in the entertainment business do that, when getting it up the ass, because I don't see shit on the performer's penis afterwards. And..what about all you people, I Really do not mean any disrespect.

I do know gases can pass-out while practicing anal-sex but what is the whole poop-story about? It becomes frustrating.
If you have some sort of advice, I'd even Consider medical help to find out what I can do, whenever I practice anal-intercourse, sothat I do Not have to urgently take a dump immediately after pushing it in and out a few times. Would one suggestion really be: take your time dumping and dump and force it out as much as you can so nothing's left behind?
Comment Wisely and Professionally on this please.

One last thing to "The girl who considers bleaching her anus-hole" - I have that problem, too and to say 'Leave your Bf' is a very illogical, stupid advice. I bet none of these people would be too keen to practice sex with someone who has a dark surface around the anus. But I also understand why one would call that 'shallow' . . .However, let us Google some info about it. How hard can that be? and Please Do comment on all listed above. Thanks

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hey SharpNails. you've probably come to the right place. i don't know about anal sex, but i do know (from reading stuff on this site) that some people will do an enema before anal sex. maybe you should try that? but don't take my word for it. you might be better served registering for the forums and asking there. i can think of at least one person who can probably help you out!
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To the anax sex question and answer, I have ben researching this myself and I want to let you know that it is actually advised NOT to do an enema 24 hrs or less prior to anal sex, as it strips your natural anal memebrane moisture and makes it even MORE dry and irritable.

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I'm not sure what anax sex sex is, and I don't know who ben is, and I am devoid of any memebrane at all, anal or otherwise. I have just a plain old brain.
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RYN: It's called typing too fast. But it gave you a purpose, so I'm glad they were there for you to correct. Who knows what mischief you could have gotten yourself into had you done something else with those 2 minutes it took to correct me? :-/

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Just messin with ya...no offense meant. The real grammar and spelling nazis will be along soon to show you to the "shower" room.
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"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

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Vee have vays of making you have a sense of humor, Danisy. Veeery painful vays.


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I'd be really glad if someone could still go back to my questions, any advice? xD
ehm..well I hear how one should just prior to anal sex, "empty" the bowl lol . . however.. it isn't that easy you know?
It's never enough to just go poop once or so.. and be sure that "Ok, during anal sex i will have no problem 'keeping-up' bcause I empty-outed myself" Bs.. What can I do? :-$

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U're alll sick to the max. ESP. nasty girl.get a life. Ur a little kid...im actually taking a shit as i write this to you guys, and wondering what this bleeding is about. Hmmm..probbaly I was too forceful with getting rid of it. DONT FORCE too much.

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well me and my boyfriend were messing around one night and he stuck his finger in my anus then put it in my vagina right after!!! now my kydneys are hurting and my vagina kinda smells different... is there something wrong with me? could I get sick from this??

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you should probably go to the doctor. tell your boyfriend that no matter what he sees in porn, you do NOT go ass to vag, or mouth, or anything else. once a finger, penis, whatever has been in an asshole, it needs to be thoroughly washed before going inside any other orifices.
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hi i have this kinda problem also not sure if its same tho any help is loved , well every now and then when i poop and wipe there is a little bit of blood on the paper and the outside kinda stings like there is a cut of some sort. when i say everynow and then i mean all the time! :s its not ALOT of blood just a little bit like the size of half a penny. what can this be?

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Dude, you broke your asshole.

It sounds like a small tear in your poop chute, put some anti-biotic ointment on it, keep it clean, and don't sweat it too much, If it bothers you still, see a doctor.
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Bilgepump , forgot to say its been like this since 15 im not 17 years old, it wasnt atall bad untill about 16-17

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Still, sounds like a tear, a recurring one. Drink more water, lots more, eat better, and if it doesn't go away, go see a doctor, I don't know anything about assholes except mine works, and its clean, except for the stray cat hair...oh, and how to spot one on the street, or on the web. (thats not to insinuate YOU are one, Kid, just a general statement)
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Its a fissure, (tear) in your bunghole, either wipe with babywipes, gently for the next month, or go see your quack, and get him to stitch it up!

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Yes, and that darning needle and rope he uses doesn't hurt a bit.

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How the hell would you know?
Your backside is as tight as my wallet on July 4th

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Just my compassionate side coming out.

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What does the 4th of July mean to you, Baron? Surely it isn't marked as a holiday over there, since that is the day we Yanks decided to kick your ass and run you limey bastards into the ocean. The first time. Silly buggers didn't learn and we had to do it again a few years later.
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Bilge, go easy on the Baron. He's really an ok chap. Beside, there aren't a whole lot of Chilean PR's for him to push around.

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You're right, of course, PD...thoughtless of me. Hey Baron, at least you got that hottie, the Queen! (snickers derisively into sleeve)
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Boy am I dumb. I meant Argentinian. (well they could have kicked both countries asses when they took back that penguin infested weed patch)

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I knew what you meant, PD...The Falklands aren't so much fought over who owns them, but who will have them rammed down their throat. Argentina won.
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Bilge, the 4th, or as we call it, 'star wars day' (ok, so its in May- big deal) holds great signficance, here there and everywhere, I just can't think why though?!?

Argentina did manage to pull one over though, bastards! have you any idea what pingu poop smells like?

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When i go have a poo its painfull and it feels like the walls are been streched way to much and then it bleeds, anyone know why this mught be because i never had it before just about a month ago

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what does it mean when you go for and hard pooo then yo wipe and you seee blodd

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Use yo other hand there Captain Hook. Arrr.

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I have been feeling for the last few weeks the constant feeling of rectal pressure..lik i always have to poop, I am not constipated and I recently had a colonscopy and endoscopy and the results were normal...I also noticed that when i get my period i have excrutiating low back pain on the right side and the rectal pressure gets worse too, any ideas as to what this could be?

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all my life i have been blessed with being pretty damn regular. never been constipated, never having diarrhea. for the past 3 weeks, everytime i go to the bathroom, it is the worst pain in the world. I scream out in pain, and cry almost every time. Also, i bleed bright red, which surprisingly doesn't worry me as much as the pain. All day, all I can think about is how I am really not looking forward to going to the bathroom - i try to wait as long as possible, and also haven't been eating because i know the consequence of i do. it's really annoying. lately i've been having to drink hard alcohol just to get up enough courage to face the toilet. i do have a doctors appointment in 5 days (the soonest i could get in)...but until then, does anybody have ANY home remedies or tips that will eliminate or cut down on the pain? Thanksss guys!

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Sounds like you may have a fresh anal fissure. Make sure you come back with the diagnosis for us.

I guess extra fiber and lots and lots of water would make your poop softer, give that a try.

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Hi, I'm a 24 year old male and for the past month or so, I've noticed that when I wipe my butt after taking a shit, there's usually some blood on the toilet paper. I think I might have an anal fissure because I clearly remember a poop I had right before the bleeding started that was quite hard and maybe had some kind of sharp edge on it that hurt my sphincter like hell.

Since then, it almost always hurts a little bit when I take a shit. Sometimes there's just a little blood on the paper and sometimes the water in the toilet bowl is slightly reddened. Today, it was a little different though - my shit was relatively soft but very hot/acidic (because I had curry for lunch) and the toilet water ended up turning bright red (so more blood than usual, but no clots). Maybe the acidity of my shit opened up the cut more than usual and that's why it bled so much?

Another possibility as to why this might be happening to me is that I left my job almost 6 months ago and haven't found a new one yet (I'm living in a foreign country right now), so I have become extremely inactive, have lost motivation to go to the gym, etc. I spend a great deal of my time sitting in front of my laptop. I've heard that sitting can also cause these sorts of problems.

Recently, I've been trying to eat more fruits and vegetables and drink more water, but the bleeding doesn't seem to be stopping and it still hurts a bit when I shit. This presents several problems - of course I worry about my health first and foremost. But it's also affected my sex life as my boyfriend and I have not had anal sex for quite some time due to obvious reasons.

After today's heavier bleeding (not dark red yet though), I'm heavily considering going to the doctor's this week if I can (even though I don't have any insurance right now). Does anyone have any recommendations? I know I should probably try to exercise and move about more, but is there anything I can apply to my anus that might make the cut heal more quickly?? Thanks!

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For about a week now, i have been experiencing really terrible stomach pains. This past week i have noticed a dark redness to my poop. When i wipe you can really see the dark red. Im very constipated with diarreah! All the time i get this pain like i have to go number 2 really bad and when i get to the restroom i only poop very little with A LOT of pain (with a dark red coloring). What do you suggest?

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well i have had a hemmeroid before. . .it went away for about two months then it came back too my guess cause now im bleeding again after i go to the bathroom. . .i took some fiber stuff and it sort of helped. does anyone know any household medicines or creams that can help me?

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I have been bleeding from the ass for about... 6 months now, it started when i was at my friends place and well I was there for 4 days. Didn't take a shit at all while I was there because the toilet is directly next to his sisters room. Anyway i guess the log got a little too big for my anus to handle after those 4 days and when i finaly took a shit my ass "tore". And whenever I take a shit now it gets in the way of the "tare" from healing. SO ZOMG painful! not sure what to do about it tho

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Dear Earu-San: First: Go to the doctor. Now. Second: Please try to get over your excessive shyness. Not pooping for 4 days because someone's sister's room was next to the toilet is--obviously--bad for your health. Sister knows people poop. Become more used to pooping around other people; it gets easier with time. Don't let things build up to such an extent. But first: See the doc!

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ok well when i poop it doesnt really hurt but i still bleed ????? i dont know what to think about this. can anyone help me?

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hi there i have been getting some problems with moving my bowels its very painfull and bleeds regulary. am not contsipatated because a go to the toilet regulary. am only 19 yrs old female and a have two children. i only started to get this when a gave birth to my second child when they give u this jag so you don't feel the stitches. am dead scared to go to the toilet because it is really painfull a drink loads of water and eat fruit i have done everything in my world to try and stop pain and bleeding. i usually get very sore pains under my belly it feels like as if am in labour. please get back to me asap thank you x

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Kezzbabes, you need to see your doctor. Pooping is a natural everyday occurrence for most people, and if it is painful and bloody, something is wrong. It may correct itself, as the human body is a wonderful thing. But it may not, especially if there is some problem that is made worse every time you push a turd out. Please see your doctor.

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Hey, I have had an ongoing problem for about a year now. I got a spider bite on my leg that got badly infected therefor I had to take IV antibiotics. It made me really constipated and I remember i went to go poop and it felt like glass cutting the inside of my but. Ever since than it hurts to go and it bleeds alot.I made a doctors appt and went. he set up appts for a colon cam. He didnt really say much and wasnt too concerned. I missed the colon cam appt and have been so busy with life i have avoided it. For about 3 months it was ok no bleeding and just minimal pain. I never had problems going until that situation. But now its bacl to pain and lots of bleeding. Any thoughts to make my day easier?

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So, I'm only thirteen, and I noticed that since a few days ago, everytime I go poop, I bleed. It is a bright red bleeding, and when I just pee, it doesn't bleed. There is no pain, whatsoever, and I'm always scared to go to the bathroom /: Help?

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Lala, please tell your legal guardian (parent, whatever) immediately. You may need to see a doctor.


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I always chortle to myself when reporters describe 'moving my bowels'

Where to? Ohio?

I'd like to keep mine where they are thanks all the same.

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I need some help! For about 7 to 8 months now I have had anal fissuring (torn/cracked anus). It stared with 3 days of constipation. when I finally managed to squeeze the log out... my anus became fissured. I have done some research into this but have only managed to find out that it wont kill me, it just hurts like hell every time I take a crap. There is always a bit of blood, bright red. What I need to know is how do I cure it. I admit that I dont drink enough water or eat much fiber but I cut down on eating to the bear minimum for a month to get it to stop. It didnt.

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it might be piles iv had them before i was scared to go to toilet coz it hurt and sumtimes it bled its horible but u can get treatment for them from your pharmecy and the will be gone within a week

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I just had a real bad but demon after a real good poop - it's internal and hurts so bad sometimes I fall to the ground in a ball till it goes away (the demon leaves after about 4 minutes). Good news though: you can walk out the demon in about 1-1/2 minutes instead of just laying there sweating and being tourtured. I've got the blood thing too like most of you but man the demon hurts way worse! can anyone relate?

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wow! after a read all off your answers i'm a bit scared! 2 years ago a have been pretty bad constipated,after that,for a few months everything was ok, but in the pas year i have a few problems.......it hurts like hell when i poo and when i wipe a see bright red blood, i don't know what tot do..... it hurts even after i poo for a few minutes.....and i poo every day.....it's also true that i don't drink so much water,and i sit a lot....but though i'm afraid......what should i do? my doctor is a piece of crap.....you know,i live in Romania, and they don't care at all about us..... damn.... could it be cancer? omg! if you can advice me.......please......... thank you !