poop always makes me bleed

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Elizabeth asks:

Lately, my poops have been much more painful than usual. I say usual because I've never had comfortable poops. They're usually hard and hard to get rid of. Additionally, I only go once every few days, if I'm lucky. But, even then, I have to force it out sometimes.

I don't have a hemorroid, nor am I constipated, but the past few poops have made my anus bleed. The bleeding doesn't last long, but it still bothers me since it is painful.

Any suggestions?





Dear Elizabeth,

Thanks for the question.

If you are only "going" every few days, poop is hard, you have to force it out, and sometimes your anus BLEEDS, then for GODS SAKE, you ARE constipated!!!!

Don't dispair, here's what to do to fix the situation:

- Drink at least 60 ounces of water a day.

- Eat 5 servings of fruits and vegetables a day

- Wouldn't hurt to throw some Metamucil at your colon while you're at it.

If you are continuing to bleed after things normalize, see your doctor.

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

Got a question for her?

212 Comments on "poop always makes me bleed"

Anonymous's picture

Alas young man, this is indeed a conundrum in which you seem to be involved. Perhaps you should just use your pooter for expelling turds and concentrate on being a dick sucker. Voila! Problem solved.

Dr. Phil

Anonymous's picture

I have the same problem. I'm gay and I'm bottom. Still virgin but I really wanna solve this problem because later or sooner I'll start having sex and I don't wanna bother my bf with this problem! What can I do?

Anonymous's picture

I'm sixteen and every time I go to the restroom there's no blood in the stool but when I wipe there is a little bit of bright red blood. My boyfriend is having the same issue, any help?

It's gone on for a few months.

Anonymous's picture

I just experienced some huge relief. I guess eating a lot of saturated fat can make pooping painful and blood filled. I read the nutrition facts on my peanuts and cashews and since they have a lot of saturated fat I'm definitely cutting way back on those. I'm very relieved to know I'm not going to die.

Anonymous's picture

I have been having blood come out, and when I poop it feels like my poop is cutting my anus, and it hurts. What do i do?

Anonymous's picture

It sounds like you may have an anal prolapse which means the muscles along the wall of your anus have weakened and are slipping out this happens when the muscles are stretched often and they can no longer hold themselves up surgery can fix this but it will never be the same this mostly occurs in the porn industry I would advise going to see your doctor ASAP!

Anonymous's picture

Well thank you.

Anonymous's picture

For a while now when i poo there is blood on my poo and also there is blood when i wipe, and lately when i poo something slips out of my bum and when i stop forcing it, slides back in,I had a closer look at it and it is like a red olive pip and i am getting worried now

any suggestions

Anonymous Coward's picture

Well my situation is very similar when I have to take a shit it feels like the inner walls of my rectum have shrunken and have torn because the poop is hard. Lately I have been eating fruits and drinking water and I eat maltomeal hot cereal every morning. I went to the doctor because everytime I finished shitting id be in pain for hours at a time I mean unbearable pain for hours. I used a numbing cream it was ok an a missile shaped typed tablet suggested by my doctor and didnt work that well because even after drinking lots of water, the vegatable based missles I had to shove up my anus. It would still hurt after and there was also the stool softner. After I took those it helped a litte id still be in much pain for hours I was scared to sneeze because when I sneezed Id feel this really bad pain on top of the pain it really sucks. I tried raw aloe vera and it burned I used this creme that heals cuts and scrapes faster and it healed the outside of the anus but the inside of my anus would still be in pain after taking a dump. I need help what should I do I seen to doctors they said it was anal fissure and 1 said I had to let my body heal by itself I thought that was so dumb all these treatments for cuts and I should let it heal by itself I think Ima take the advice of the experience and use a syringe and punp some aloe vera up in there because I hink its cut in there and it needs assistance healing that doctor dont know the pain im in constantly battling everyday and this shit is kicking my ass.that should work because its assisting the immune system fight the tear.

KatrinaK's picture

Hard stools and slight bleeding on defecation can be due to constipation. Be careful to consume regular meals, take in dietary fiber, and an adequate amount of exercise will produce feces of the right hardness.

Anonymous Coward's picture

Okay, so after reading about a lot of people with pooing problems, it sort of relieves me.
But when I poo usually I will have a few drops of blood left on the toilet paper, but I don't poo a lot maybe every 2-4 days. and I exercise, eat healthy and drink lots of water, I hope it's just a tear but I don't know. And wouldn't a tear close up by now? It's been about eight months and it still hasn't gone away. Also I read that if you have black poo that it could be dried up bloody poo and I had that once like two months ago but I haven't ever since then.
Help please!!

evan's picture

So I took a crap and it came out easy enough, but when I looked at it, there were peices of red poop, kinda looked like meat, and I bled bright red, not a lot but enough to cover the toilet paper. Anyone know what's wrong?

Anonymous Coward's picture

this stated yesterday..um i was pooping and when iwas done i wiped and i saw some blood..i didnt feel any pain or anything but i know its not my period because theres nothing coming out of the vaginal area..what should i do i feel nothing..but its everytime i poop theres blood..

knowswhatiamsaying's picture

I had the exact same problem,my friend did too, she said it was from lack of water.
I drank more water and now it hasn't bled for about 7 months. Try it and listen to other people, if you get worse symptoms see your GP.

Anonymous Coward's picture

Most of you guys are probably having problems because your'e taking opiates. (vicotin, oxicontin, lauracets, suboxone, or even heroin) if this is the case stop for a few days. If you can't, go to your local rehab NOW!!!

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Hello anon: I assume you know about your anal gash (fissure) because you bleed, and because you feel pain at that spot. To cure it, you should visit your doctor, who can prescribe something for it. For a small fissure, simply waiting for it to heal often works; but for a larger or more stubborn one, medication can help, such as Balneol, Anusol, or the like. Even so, if it continues, see your doctor.

Anon's picture

I've a gash in my anus, when ever I poop, it hurts and starts bleeding:(
what should I do?

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AC ... You should go see a doctor.


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Anonymous Coward's picture

so when i take a poop my buts hurts bad like theres glass in my poop. i dont bleed and my metabolism is pretty fast.. its becoming a problem and i cant take the pain wat shud i do

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Dear AC ... The first thing you need to do is learn to spell along with a few rules of grammar, then perhaps you can make a comment that is intelligent enough we know what the fuck you are talking about. I hope this helps.


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Anonymous Coward's picture

i but a glass bottle in my bum and put it all the way up for along time and went very violent for like 2hrs the tip of the bottle broke abit during my fun and it riped my love hole wide open on the way out and then the other bit came out in my poo and riped it up to not i bleed lots and cant have more anal sex cous of my pain in ass plz help what do i do?

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Hi there, i have this problem since 5 years ago. Sometimes after i poop, there is blood when i wipe myself. The colour is usuallu bright red. Sometimes blood even drips from my anus. However, i dont feel any pain while pooping, not at all. I visited a doctor years ago and she said its due to my poop being too hard, causing abrasion to my anal wall thats why it bled. Can anyone advise me on my condition?

MSG's picture
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Hello, AO: Some good points there; however, blood from the anus is troubling enough to be distracting for some people; I myself can't imagine just laughing it off. My experience is that if something--anything--about my body is that troubling, I would rather go see someone who knows about it and tell me what's wrong. I, too, gave the advice to let it heal on its own; but if it doesn't, see the doctor. And I would add: If it really bothers or scares you, see the doctor.

AnonymousObserver's picture

Hi all, my opinionis im sick of hearing this "go to the doctor" crap. we all know that noone wants to got ot he doctor, hell half of us cant afford it. The doctor is better for a long term problem. and if your a young adult, its very unlikely to be cancer or anything. Bright Red Blood, means an open fresh cut. Honestly Its logic people. so a tear, or cut, or fisure, a flesh wound whatever. Give it an oppurtunity to heal. Quite simply take a saxon laxative once a night, dont over do it tho, avoid the medicine crap. Improve fibre diet and hydration, bananas obdviously. And pick up some benefiber orange drink mix - yummmmo!. or any fiber tablets or food fibre addatives and just go apeshit! Then lastly feel free to apply creams to yourself vaseline, bepathamen, but wht will really work best the miracle helper is BioOil. Look it up!!

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Dear Dude ... Look at the title of this thread and you will notice it is, "Poop Always Makes Me Bleed." An occasional drop of blood is certainly no cause for panic but if it happens every time you dump your load there is something wrong.

You should never go to the ER unless your asshole is gushing blood but if blood is present, even in small quantities, every time you make a deposit you should certainly visit your GP, bend over and spread those cheeks and let him peer up your hiney hole.

Appropriate adages ... A stitch in time saves nine, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, etc., etc., etc..


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Dude1979's picture

I believe a lot of people tend to over react here. Especially the people directing users to go seek immediate medical help. While excessive bleeding from any orifice is a cause for concerned. Small amounts of blood or occasional bleeding from bowel movements is quite normal. The anus is covered with many small veins. These hemorrhoids carry blood and are very sensitive. They can break very easy and cause bleeding. The bleeding usually stops almost immediately. Hemorrhoids are really not a medical emergency. Anal fissures could be cause for concern, which can be painful can cause bleeding. In rare cases fissures do require medical intervention, but in most cases they heal themselves. I wouldn't worry if you have occasional bleeding or if you experience a few small drops of blood when passing a bowel movement. While scary and not a pretty sight, rarely do they require medical attention. Listen to your body, if you have excessive bleeding with or without pain, contact your doctor ASAP. If you just have spotting or bleeding that stops almost right away, think of it as hemorrhoids. Get into a healthier life style and better diet and the problem will go away. In the mean time, you can take warm baths and soak your butt. It will help heal. Also, if possible try to wash gently after bowel movements to prevent any kind of infection. Best of all don't panic and realize that as bad as it may seem, many people experience the same thing and does not warrant a trip to the ER.

Anonymous Coward's picture

hi,
i had mild dheorea, recently! and i had taken norfloxin, now the dheorea is gone but i get a lil blood while i poop, the water is bright red an not dark! and it only happens in the start and then reduces to nothing! should i take some special medications or anti biotics!

Anonymous Coward's picture

I HAVE NEVER HAD THIS PROBLEM BUT RECENTLY WHEN I POOP I BLEED.. ITS NOT REALLY THAT MUCH AND IT DOESNT HURT BUT I AM CURIOUS OF WAT IT MIGHT BE.. CAN YOU HELP?

hi there cat's picture

it is called hemroids and I have hurting poop too.

Anonymous Coward's picture

To all those people in pain from constipation due to medication, although fruit and veg helps, sometimes we can't always afford them every day, Try taking vitamin C tablets, I have just been through the same problem, and IT HURTS LIKE HECK! Vitiman C works wonders. And try not to push so hard u bust a foo foo valve. Happy crapping...

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Oh, I know!!! I know!!! Its a bleeder valve!!!

Ok, not really, in all probability, it is a hemorrhoid, but I would suggest having it checked by your medical professional.

Bleeder valve...damn, I crack me up.

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Anonymous Coward's picture

For about a week now I have been pooping and bleeding at the same time. My whole life I've had constipation problems but not like this. There's this little piece of skin on my anus that makes it bleed, anyone know what that piece of skin is called?

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That *sniffle* was beautiful Chief.

Eskuse me now.

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Well Steven....I have a suggestion for you, give up some of your drugs and use the money you save to hire a tutor to help you with your English. Your writing skills make a grammar Nazi like me cringe, lets start at the beginning, please give me a definition of the word "Aight", I'm not familiar with it. The word "fuckin" I will assume to have been a misspelling of "fucking", use your spell check, the same with "consatpated" and "genecide".
The contraction idk is OK to use when you are sending a text message but shows some degree of ignorance when used in a comment on a quality site like Poop Report.

I suggest you purchase some crackers and handle your dick cheese issue yourself. Now....let's start practicing our spelling! Oh yes, asshole can actually be printed as one word rather than two.


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Steven 16's picture

Aight so my ass hole is bleeding a tiny little bit every time I take a shit. I take a shit every fuckin day so I'm not consatpated or anything. I do drink, smoke weed, and snort cocaine everyday but I don't think this is a problem. Also recently I have been developing dick cheese around my penis head. I fuck every day so idk if this would also be a problem. Also my girlfriend puts her pinky in my ass hole wen she sucks my dick so this migh be it. Oh and I'm 16 years old. Well if you guys can help me out I would really appreciate it.

Sincerely,

Sober genecide

Anonymous Coward's picture

I think a have a fissure cus it only hurts when poop is coming outand been drinking a lot of water stool softeners and metamucil and eating less maybe this will help me.

scardey miss's picture

hello over the past 4-5 days ive noticed that everytime i go poo there is so much blood in the bowl it looks like someone poured a pint of cherry-aid in it, and it looks like a light burgandy couler not red, and thenof course it hurts afterwards. i have an appointment friday but im still worried... thank you

thumpling dumpling's picture

hi ther i want 2 know for me 1time a weak is normal for taking a dump recently i took a dump and i think i wiped alittle to hard small amounts off blood is coming out i have a small thing at the top off my anus and it had a little blood vesell or something looked like blood in a little bag after 4 days i turned to forums 2 look for some info and decided just to wash my anus more often .after i washed the bag thing came off and i blead more than usual i woke up this morning my but cheeks was stuck to each other so i cleaned off all the blood and took a look at my anus again i cant c any blood atmoment .i have very little cash and no medical is it nesassary to go c a dockter? It also itches abit and i dnt wana make sudden big moves for it to start bleeding again plz help what must i do?

Anonymous Coward's picture

DONT FORCE too much

Anonymous in need of help!'s picture

so I poop once a day at least but for awhile now it has been very painful. When I poop my anus hurts really really bad around the same spot. Also when I am done my anus bleeds. Sometimes it hurts for awhile after I poop too. This has been going on for sometime and I need help!

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Dear Milf head.....Your problem will probably cure it's self in time, if the paranoia that comes from the cocaine doesn't get you then someone will sell you some heroin that is more pure than you were expecting and you will OD. Bleeding to death might actually be an easier way to go.

KrisszKhaos....It could be, eating wrong can cause constipation which in turn can cause hemorrhoids and that is the probable cause of your bleeding. Get yourself to a doctor and let him take a look up that teenage asshole.


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Milf head's picture

I am bleeding out of my ass like a god damn waterfall and have fainted from blood loss only once. It has started recently when I've been injecting surplus amounts of heroin into my abdominal region. So I stopped and have moved onto blow but my problem still persists. I've been taking OCs to help the pain. Anyone know what's wrong? And I got my ass hole bleeched and it felt very arousing at the time but have developed a problem looking at my anus in the mirror constantly or while I'm ejecting stool. It looks beautiful.

KrisszKhaos's picture

Hey. I'm a 17 year old teenager and i have this ass bleeding problem. My poops doesent hurt but i am really scared about the blood. it's not much just a little but it still scares me. is it because i dont eat the right food ???

Help Me Please's picture

The last few times I have gone poop, my butt hole starts to bleed. The poop comes out like normal, but when it does start to come out, my butt hole starts dripping blood. It doesn't hurt when it is coming out but, I know my butt should not be bleeding like this. Can someone please help me. Tell me if I need to go see a doctor or something.

painful poopster =('s picture

I have been having problems when I poop. It is extremely painful and consistent and it makes me bleed. It is a very sharp pain and it is everytime I poop. Please help!

Sir Bartholomew Crunchworthy Esq.'s picture

I only go every few days, my arse hurts like a bast*rd and I feel like I've just given birth. That is pretty normal for me. I put it down to the vast amounts of drugs I take that have the unfortunate side effect of constipation. I look forward [not] to early onset haemorrhoids. Oh well, life is crap....then you die. :)

spicy's picture

rite ive read all the comments above took me a while, i have to say... rite the last few times i have pooped it hurts alot but today when i went it really hurt as if i had to fore it out.. and when i wiped it looked as if my poop had cut my bum,, also my bumhole is tight and can it be itchy at times but lately it has become very tight and feels like its has a heartbeat like a pulse feeling to my bumhole... prob not much to worry bout,,, but just wanted to know if its a common ting to happen.... and i dont want to hear anyone saying i dont excrise becoz im on my feet 6 days a week

thankx
spicey

gaara's picture

i have had gastro for the past three days and today i noticed their was a lot of blood in the toilet and i don't no why i don't have any medical problems that i no of advise would be good

Anonymous Coward's picture

Hi,

Lately it hurts a lot after I go poop. It feels like my sphincter throbs for hours. I go at least once if not twice a day. It all started yesterday when it felt like I was having the biggest poop of my life and I had a hard time pushing it out. It was extremely painful. I looked at it after and it was normal sized it was just dry around the edge. Today I went again and it felt like my sphincter was going to explode. The poop was not dry though and it was again very normal in size and colour. There was blood both times. (I'm guessing because I tore my sphincter but I don't know how) My sphincter still hurts. Is there anything I can do to make it better?

Lauren's picture

i goo t the toilet reguary mostly everday sometimes miss a day. just recently everytime i goo to the toilet it hurts really bad and always has blood on tissue :/ shud i be worried? is there anything i can doo and could it be the food and the amount of food intake?

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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AC....It is also a fact that an anus that is regularly washed with soap and water (after each dump), is not as prone to develop hemorrhoids.

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Anonymous Coward's picture

I can never wipe my anus clean to my satisfaction so I keep wiping and wiping.thus my anus becomes inflamed and very sore after going to the toilet.At home now I try to wipe very little and then wash the area with soap and water to minimise the rubbing.

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AC, I'm sorry you are in that much pain. I can't stress this enough. You must keep going to a doctor until you find one that will help you. I really can't help you over the inernet. But I doe feel for you.
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Anonymous Coward's picture

i have been to the hospital twice and it has not helped at all, but when i poo it really hurts and i bleed very slightly. it hurts so much i panic and i tend to hold the poo in for a day cos i can not bear it. writing this is making me cry cos i really can not cope any more please help me!

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Sorry, but I cannot help. You have to go to the doctor for help.
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Anonymous female's picture

woa there are a lot of posts on here...well...i have a problem...im 17...im not constipated...i poo like once or twice a week...theres a little growth in my anus...i bleed a little every time i poo...its like my poo is too big for my anus...its been this way for about 3 years...i dont know y its like this but im hoping someone can help...and i will not go to the doctor.

med student's picture

Basically, if the blood is bright red when you wipe, and the stool is hard, then you are definitely constipated. Eat more fibre and drink lots of clear water. But you may bleed for a few days while the little tears in your anus heal.

If the blood is dark red or looks like "old" blood, then it may come from deeper within your colon and could be more serious. See a doctor.

It's a myth also that you need to poop everyday. You don't. Whatever makes you feel comfortable is normal. If you only go once every 2-3 days, but your poop is soft and normal, not hard, and doesn't hurt or bleed, then you are probably ok.

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Cynthia....Blood from your anus is not normal but may not be serious. See a doctor anyway.


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Cynthia Duran's picture

Lately when I got to go take a dump I seem to bleed, it's not a lot and it doesn't hurt. I just wipe and I see blood is that bad? Should I see the doctor?

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Dazed, you probably have an urinary infection if you are bleeding from the penis. You need to go to the doctor for penis bleeding.
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dazed and very confused's picture

I'm 16 and when I poop I bleed from my penis. I thought it may be because of anal sex but I was wondering if ne1 knew why my penis bleeds when I poop

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Luvpoopgirl.....Is this what you're talking about?


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Luvpoopgirl's picture

haha everyone in the chain should see the cartoon on YouTube about the little cloud/cotton thingy saying "my anus is bleeding" lol it's hilarious

poop person's picture

Hello, erm yeah i have been constipated for a few days, the last time i pooped was like 10 minutes ago but before that it was about three days ago.I bleed a little after i poop and now its hard for me to walk because i have a bad pain on my left side a little above my hip, i dont know what to do? advice please

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Well...first off...rather than taking a shit every two or three days, try leaving one every day...no wonder it hurts...if you are trying to take a shit against its (or its creator's) will, don't you think it will put up fight?
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Anonymous Coward's picture

i just had a baby he is 3 wks old and i take a shit every 2-3 days and i get so scared evry time i go it is sooo painfull and it bleeds all the time what should i do? what is it?

Anonymous Coward's picture

Elizabeth , there are tine blood vesles in you anus and its no big deal .... try lax

garderninguranus's picture

eat alot of fibre and u need to keep exeriseing but i believe fibre is the main thing

Russell's picture
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Nastygirl, bleaching your anus is probably not a good idea, I mean, do it if you like, I wouldn't unless I had to.

Russell the shitting queen

Russell's picture
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Eh, if you are constipated take laxitive or take fiber pills. Sorry that you are hurting.

Russell the shitting queen

El Scumbag's picture
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Look, sorry to be a little coarse with you, but have you actually read any of the above? There's one common answer. See a doctor.

Blood coming from your arse is not right, whatever your age. This can be serious, it could be nothing. Go to the ER. You won't have to pay if you can't.

Chances are you just have piles, but get it checked. Stop fucking about on the internet hoping to find a solution from someone who can't examine you that'll make it magically better. See a doctor. The doctor is a human being who posseses an anus and understands. He deals with this problem regularly with many patients. When a doctor has to give someone bad news, it totally sucks for him, so he's always pleased to send someone away with a feeling of relief and a tube of anusol.

lol101's picture

I have the same problem, when i poop it bleed but like only when i poop is hard but like it hard to poop in general. i feel that my butt hole is really small or something because when i put my finger in my hole it wont go inside. This is serious. I also dont know if i do have cancer because it said something like if i bleed dark red then thats serious. Is there any other way to cure instead of going to the doctors because apparently my dad got layed off so we dont have medical insurance or medicare which i dont know about those things. Please help i dont want to die, i'm too young to die.

denyse's picture

wow! after a read all off your answers i'm a bit scared! 2 years ago a have been pretty bad constipated,after that,for a few months everything was ok, but in the pas year i have a few problems.......it hurts like hell when i poo and when i wipe a see bright red blood, i don't know what tot do..... it hurts even after i poo for a few minutes.....and i poo every day.....it's also true that i don't drink so much water,and i sit a lot....but though i'm afraid......what should i do? my doctor is a piece of crap.....you know,i live in Romania, and they don't care at all about us..... damn.... could it be cancer? omg! if you can advice me.......please......... thank you !

ButDemons's picture

I just had a real bad but demon after a real good poop - it's internal and hurts so bad sometimes I fall to the ground in a ball till it goes away (the demon leaves after about 4 minutes). Good news though: you can walk out the demon in about 1-1/2 minutes instead of just laying there sweating and being tourtured. I've got the blood thing too like most of you but man the demon hurts way worse! can anyone relate?

roseanne's picture

it might be piles iv had them before i was scared to go to toilet coz it hurt and sumtimes it bled its horible but u can get treatment for them from your pharmecy and the will be gone within a week

Anonymous Coward's picture

I need some help! For about 7 to 8 months now I have had anal fissuring (torn/cracked anus). It stared with 3 days of constipation. when I finally managed to squeeze the log out... my anus became fissured. I have done some research into this but have only managed to find out that it wont kill me, it just hurts like hell every time I take a crap. There is always a bit of blood, bright red. What I need to know is how do I cure it. I admit that I dont drink enough water or eat much fiber but I cut down on eating to the bear minimum for a month to get it to stop. It didnt.

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I always chortle to myself when reporters describe 'moving my bowels'

Where to? Ohio?

I'd like to keep mine where they are thanks all the same.

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I hope to god I've just sat in a Shepard's pie.

daphne's picture
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Lala, please tell your legal guardian (parent, whatever) immediately. You may need to see a doctor.


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LalaLand's picture

So, I'm only thirteen, and I noticed that since a few days ago, everytime I go poop, I bleed. It is a bright red bleeding, and when I just pee, it doesn't bleed. There is no pain, whatsoever, and I'm always scared to go to the bathroom /: Help?

Anonymous Coward's picture

Hey, I have had an ongoing problem for about a year now. I got a spider bite on my leg that got badly infected therefor I had to take IV antibiotics. It made me really constipated and I remember i went to go poop and it felt like glass cutting the inside of my but. Ever since than it hurts to go and it bleeds alot.I made a doctors appt and went. he set up appts for a colon cam. He didnt really say much and wasnt too concerned. I missed the colon cam appt and have been so busy with life i have avoided it. For about 3 months it was ok no bleeding and just minimal pain. I never had problems going until that situation. But now its bacl to pain and lots of bleeding. Any thoughts to make my day easier?

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Kezzbabes, you need to see your doctor. Pooping is a natural everyday occurrence for most people, and if it is painful and bloody, something is wrong. It may correct itself, as the human body is a wonderful thing. But it may not, especially if there is some problem that is made worse every time you push a turd out. Please see your doctor.

kezzbabes's picture

hi there i have been getting some problems with moving my bowels its very painfull and bleeds regulary. am not contsipatated because a go to the toilet regulary. am only 19 yrs old female and a have two children. i only started to get this when a gave birth to my second child when they give u this jag so you don't feel the stitches. am dead scared to go to the toilet because it is really painfull a drink loads of water and eat fruit i have done everything in my world to try and stop pain and bleeding. i usually get very sore pains under my belly it feels like as if am in labour. please get back to me asap thank you x

Anonymous Coward's picture

ok well when i poop it doesnt really hurt but i still bleed ????? i dont know what to think about this. can anyone help me?

MSG's picture
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Dear Earu-San: First: Go to the doctor. Now. Second: Please try to get over your excessive shyness. Not pooping for 4 days because someone's sister's room was next to the toilet is--obviously--bad for your health. Sister knows people poop. Become more used to pooping around other people; it gets easier with time. Don't let things build up to such an extent. But first: See the doc!

Earu-San's picture

I have been bleeding from the ass for about... 6 months now, it started when i was at my friends place and well I was there for 4 days. Didn't take a shit at all while I was there because the toilet is directly next to his sisters room. Anyway i guess the log got a little too big for my anus to handle after those 4 days and when i finaly took a shit my ass "tore". And whenever I take a shit now it gets in the way of the "tare" from healing. SO ZOMG painful! not sure what to do about it tho

anonomous coward lol nick's picture

well i have had a hemmeroid before. . .it went away for about two months then it came back too my guess cause now im bleeding again after i go to the bathroom. . .i took some fiber stuff and it sort of helped. does anyone know any household medicines or creams that can help me?

Anonymous Coward's picture

For about a week now, i have been experiencing really terrible stomach pains. This past week i have noticed a dark redness to my poop. When i wipe you can really see the dark red. Im very constipated with diarreah! All the time i get this pain like i have to go number 2 really bad and when i get to the restroom i only poop very little with A LOT of pain (with a dark red coloring). What do you suggest?

Concerned's picture

Hi, I'm a 24 year old male and for the past month or so, I've noticed that when I wipe my butt after taking a shit, there's usually some blood on the toilet paper. I think I might have an anal fissure because I clearly remember a poop I had right before the bleeding started that was quite hard and maybe had some kind of sharp edge on it that hurt my sphincter like hell.

Since then, it almost always hurts a little bit when I take a shit. Sometimes there's just a little blood on the paper and sometimes the water in the toilet bowl is slightly reddened. Today, it was a little different though - my shit was relatively soft but very hot/acidic (because I had curry for lunch) and the toilet water ended up turning bright red (so more blood than usual, but no clots). Maybe the acidity of my shit opened up the cut more than usual and that's why it bled so much?

Another possibility as to why this might be happening to me is that I left my job almost 6 months ago and haven't found a new one yet (I'm living in a foreign country right now), so I have become extremely inactive, have lost motivation to go to the gym, etc. I spend a great deal of my time sitting in front of my laptop. I've heard that sitting can also cause these sorts of problems.

Recently, I've been trying to eat more fruits and vegetables and drink more water, but the bleeding doesn't seem to be stopping and it still hurts a bit when I shit. This presents several problems - of course I worry about my health first and foremost. But it's also affected my sex life as my boyfriend and I have not had anal sex for quite some time due to obvious reasons.

After today's heavier bleeding (not dark red yet though), I'm heavily considering going to the doctor's this week if I can (even though I don't have any insurance right now). Does anyone have any recommendations? I know I should probably try to exercise and move about more, but is there anything I can apply to my anus that might make the cut heal more quickly?? Thanks!

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Sounds like you may have a fresh anal fissure. Make sure you come back with the diagnosis for us.

I guess extra fiber and lots and lots of water would make your poop softer, give that a try.

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aaahhhh's picture

all my life i have been blessed with being pretty damn regular. never been constipated, never having diarrhea. for the past 3 weeks, everytime i go to the bathroom, it is the worst pain in the world. I scream out in pain, and cry almost every time. Also, i bleed bright red, which surprisingly doesn't worry me as much as the pain. All day, all I can think about is how I am really not looking forward to going to the bathroom - i try to wait as long as possible, and also haven't been eating because i know the consequence of i do. it's really annoying. lately i've been having to drink hard alcohol just to get up enough courage to face the toilet. i do have a doctors appointment in 5 days (the soonest i could get in)...but until then, does anybody have ANY home remedies or tips that will eliminate or cut down on the pain? Thanksss guys!

Anonymous Coward's picture

I have been feeling for the last few weeks the constant feeling of rectal pressure..lik i always have to poop, I am not constipated and I recently had a colonscopy and endoscopy and the results were normal...I also noticed that when i get my period i have excrutiating low back pain on the right side and the rectal pressure gets worse too, any ideas as to what this could be?

prarie doggin's picture
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Use yo other hand there Captain Hook. Arrr.

Anonymous Coward's picture

what does it mean when you go for and hard pooo then yo wipe and you seee blodd

Anonymous Coward's picture

When i go have a poo its painfull and it feels like the walls are been streched way to much and then it bleeds, anyone know why this mught be because i never had it before just about a month ago

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k 500+ points


Bilge, the 4th, or as we call it, 'star wars day' (ok, so its in May- big deal) holds great signficance, here there and everywhere, I just can't think why though?!?

Argentina did manage to pull one over though, bastards! have you any idea what pingu poop smells like?

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

I hope to god I've just sat in a Shepard's pie.

Bilgepump's picture
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I knew what you meant, PD...The Falklands aren't so much fought over who owns them, but who will have them rammed down their throat. Argentina won.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

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prarie doggin's picture
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Boy am I dumb. I meant Argentinian. (well they could have kicked both countries asses when they took back that penguin infested weed patch)

Bilgepump's picture
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You're right, of course, PD...thoughtless of me. Hey Baron, at least you got that hottie, the Queen! (snickers derisively into sleeve)
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

prarie doggin's picture
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Bilge, go easy on the Baron. He's really an ok chap. Beside, there aren't a whole lot of Chilean PR's for him to push around.

Bilgepump's picture
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What does the 4th of July mean to you, Baron? Surely it isn't marked as a holiday over there, since that is the day we Yanks decided to kick your ass and run you limey bastards into the ocean. The first time. Silly buggers didn't learn and we had to do it again a few years later.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

prarie doggin's picture
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Just my compassionate side coming out.

baron von crapalot's picture
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How the hell would you know?
Your backside is as tight as my wallet on July 4th

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

I hope to god I've just sat in a Shepard's pie.

prarie doggin's picture
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Yes, and that darning needle and rope he uses doesn't hurt a bit.

baron von crapalot's picture
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Its a fissure, (tear) in your bunghole, either wipe with babywipes, gently for the next month, or go see your quack, and get him to stitch it up!

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

I hope to god I've just sat in a Shepard's pie.

Bilgepump's picture
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Still, sounds like a tear, a recurring one. Drink more water, lots more, eat better, and if it doesn't go away, go see a doctor, I don't know anything about assholes except mine works, and its clean, except for the stray cat hair...oh, and how to spot one on the street, or on the web. (thats not to insinuate YOU are one, Kid, just a general statement)
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

scared kid wants help's picture

Bilgepump , forgot to say its been like this since 15 im not 17 years old, it wasnt atall bad untill about 16-17

Bilgepump's picture
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Dude, you broke your asshole.

It sounds like a small tear in your poop chute, put some anti-biotic ointment on it, keep it clean, and don't sweat it too much, If it bothers you still, see a doctor.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

scared kid wants help's picture

hi i have this kinda problem also not sure if its same tho any help is loved , well every now and then when i poop and wipe there is a little bit of blood on the paper and the outside kinda stings like there is a cut of some sort. when i say everynow and then i mean all the time! :s its not ALOT of blood just a little bit like the size of half a penny. what can this be?

wonderpance's picture
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you should probably go to the doctor. tell your boyfriend that no matter what he sees in porn, you do NOT go ass to vag, or mouth, or anything else. once a finger, penis, whatever has been in an asshole, it needs to be thoroughly washed before going inside any other orifices.
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i love poop.

i love poop.

scared shitless...'s picture

well me and my boyfriend were messing around one night and he stuck his finger in my anus then put it in my vagina right after!!! now my kydneys are hurting and my vagina kinda smells different... is there something wrong with me? could I get sick from this??

LuLu's picture

U're alll sick to the max. ESP. nasty girl.get a life. Ur a little kid...im actually taking a shit as i write this to you guys, and wondering what this bleeding is about. Hmmm..probbaly I was too forceful with getting rid of it. DONT FORCE too much.

SharpNails's picture

I'd be really glad if someone could still go back to my questions, any advice? xD
ehm..well I hear how one should just prior to anal sex, "empty" the bowl lol . . however.. it isn't that easy you know?
It's never enough to just go poop once or so.. and be sure that "Ok, during anal sex i will have no problem 'keeping-up' bcause I empty-outed myself" Bs.. What can I do? :-$

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Vee have vays of making you have a sense of humor, Danisy. Veeery painful vays.


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Bilgepump's picture
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Just messin with ya...no offense meant. The real grammar and spelling nazis will be along soon to show you to the "shower" room.
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Danisy's picture

RYN: It's called typing too fast. But it gave you a purpose, so I'm glad they were there for you to correct. Who knows what mischief you could have gotten yourself into had you done something else with those 2 minutes it took to correct me? :-/

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I'm not sure what anax sex sex is, and I don't know who ben is, and I am devoid of any memebrane at all, anal or otherwise. I have just a plain old brain.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

Danisy's picture

To the anax sex question and answer, I have ben researching this myself and I want to let you know that it is actually advised NOT to do an enema 24 hrs or less prior to anal sex, as it strips your natural anal memebrane moisture and makes it even MORE dry and irritable.

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hey SharpNails. you've probably come to the right place. i don't know about anal sex, but i do know (from reading stuff on this site) that some people will do an enema before anal sex. maybe you should try that? but don't take my word for it. you might be better served registering for the forums and asking there. i can think of at least one person who can probably help you out!
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i love poop.

i love poop.

SharpNails's picture

Two things: A little story to those who know if my problem is something to worry about or not/and what I can do about it.

First) Lately when I practice Anal-Sex, I happen to bleed a little and some brown-slimy discharge comes out as well. Normal? How normal is Normal?

Second) Something that I'm very disturbed about. I haven't practiced Anal-Sex with my boyfriend yet because due to my personal experience on serving my own-self anally, I've come to notice that the pressure inside of my Anus, makes me want to (and I can't control it) poop.

Why O Why! This is getting on my nerves because whenever I do my 'thang', I run to the bathroom and poop. I hate it! I Really don't want this happening while my partner and I encounter anal-sex, No way. I mean, I've even tried doing #2 multiple times before serving myself, it does help But it gets annoying having to do That oh so many times to Really ensure "Ok, This time, nothing's going to come out when sticking it up my ass". How many of you face this problem?
It can get really tiring trying to practice hardcore self-serving anal-sex, with the poop being in my way and wanting to come out everytime I push my toy in. Even if I don't have to prior to masturbation. I really don't want this to become a problem when I do have anal-sex with my boyfriend, soon or later.
So please give me advice on What to do in order to not having to poop everytime I practice anal-intercourse, I mean how do people in the entertainment business do that, when getting it up the ass, because I don't see shit on the performer's penis afterwards. And..what about all you people, I Really do not mean any disrespect.

I do know gases can pass-out while practicing anal-sex but what is the whole poop-story about? It becomes frustrating.
If you have some sort of advice, I'd even Consider medical help to find out what I can do, whenever I practice anal-intercourse, sothat I do Not have to urgently take a dump immediately after pushing it in and out a few times. Would one suggestion really be: take your time dumping and dump and force it out as much as you can so nothing's left behind?
Comment Wisely and Professionally on this please.

One last thing to "The girl who considers bleaching her anus-hole" - I have that problem, too and to say 'Leave your Bf' is a very illogical, stupid advice. I bet none of these people would be too keen to practice sex with someone who has a dark surface around the anus. But I also understand why one would call that 'shallow' . . .However, let us Google some info about it. How hard can that be? and Please Do comment on all listed above. Thanks

MSG's picture
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To all of you who are having infrequent hard poops, the solution MAY be simple: drink lots of water, eat nuts and fiber cereals as well as fruits (apples, prunes) and veggies (celery, carrots, beets, corn). Exercise--at least lots of walking, preferably also some digging, raking, stair climbing, etc. Try to go sit on the toilet at a regular time every--yes, every--day. Take time for it; let your system work. This MAY help.

It also may not help, depending on what your problem is. None of us here can diagnose that. You may have some physical obstruction, or your sphincters may have something wrong with them. We can't tell you that. Who can? Your doctor! Please see your doctor. Bleeding from the anus is an alarm bell unless you truly absolutely know what the trouble is. Pooping less than three times a week is an alarm bell, at least for constipation and possibly for other things. See a doctor. It should not be embarrassing. You can tell yourself that even this doctor, in his or her white uniform, looking as expert, businesslike, and professional as possible--yes, even this doctor has one anus, just as you do, and he or she uses it the same as you. There is nothing to be embarrassed about. See the doctor.

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hi,plz help me , i have been bleeding after my poop since couple of weeks, its bright red , and i hardly poop , imean may be 2 times a week , my poop is so hard i must try to concentraste to poop and as i do i bleed , if i try too hard , is it serious , im ashamed oif seeing doc but today i told my bf and he saw he wants me to go to doc, i was wondering how is doctpor gonna examine i mean its weird plzzzzzzz help me if its not serious , and suggest me some vegetables with fibre plz , o and the area around my anus is so dry and feels as if someone tore my skin

sexygirl1988's picture

My poo is so sore. Sometimes when i hug it, it doesnt look me in the eye. I feel shamed.

Anonymous Coward's picture

lately when i poop it sometimes hurts when it comes out and when i wipe there is a little bit of blood on toilet paper.....i have started eating more fiber in the last few weeks......i also have started a new job in in the last few months where i am siting at a desk all day now.....it also feels like there is a little bit of pressure/itchiness on my anus...any suggestions

Anonymous Coward's picture

I've never really been regular in the poop area. I usually only go 2-5 times a week depending. It's usually hard, and sometimes painful to get out, but a couple of weeks ago, I went and there was blood in the water. At first i thought i had randomly started my period, but it came from my butt. This wasnt mixed with the poo it only came after. I think this was a tear or a fissure. The same thing happened twice after that. And all 3 times the poo was very hard and i was sorta constipated. So im there like WTF :S But, i hadnt been eating much fruit/veggie or fiber that day so i think that might be why. Cause the other shits i had were normal.

should i still talk to it to my doctor? even if im pretty sure its just a tear or a cut?

Worried Person..'s picture

Last 2 years ago I poop then blood comes after...it didnot mix with poop....it only happend once.....But this time its been a week , I poop then blood comes after I poop, drips blood (2-3 drops), it also didnt mix with the poop, I went to the doctor but then he told me if the problem continues i should get colonschopy....but i am worried now any advices ?

camron's picture

I have problems takin a shit i used to bleed a little now i bleed alot its normal blood like the kind that comes out of your arms and stuff kinda scary i dont wanna go to the doctor because i dont like things gettin stuck up my ass. but i dont think its cancer or anything. i swallow my blood wen my nose bleeds and i thought maybe thats were its from? but i dont really know.

pyrotechnics's picture
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just go to the doctor if you have blood coming out of any orface it shouldn't be. and i dont really think guys should be having any of those :P but seriously go to the doc

random's picture

i get a stomach ache first then after i check my shit there's blood wtf?.. only been happening lately.. what's wrong?

freaked ass's picture

I noticed the prob 4 days ago. Was using the rowing machine at the gym and it felt like i was sitting on a lump. Poops were relatively painless and normal but I noticed what felt like a fleshy piece of skin kind of hanging on the outside of my ass. Usual symptoms, itchyness, annoying pain. I decided to take a photo so I could see for myself and my unprofessional diagnosis was a large fissure although I can not think of any trauma that might have caused this. It almost looked as though there was a large cut and some of the flesh was hanging off and that is where it is most painful.Recently, I am noticing blood when I wipe (not much) but a lot of dry blood around my but. It's almost like throughout the day I can feel it bleeding/oozing and I'm concerned about incontinence.

someone's picture

I only poop when im alone because it has to be in a garbage bag over a toilet seat its way to big to go down the toilet why is it sooo big! like huge!!!!!and i bleed when it comes out

Hamster's picture
k 500+ points

Prui - I get something similar when I strain too. Do two things - just see the Doctor to be on the safe side - don't get worried or embarrassed about it - just do it. Second, try to change your diet a bit to make your poop softer and easier to get out. More fibre, pulses, fresh fruit & veg. That sort of thing. If the fresh fruit is a pain, go for fresh orange juice, which is what I do.

Prui's picture

My Poop is typically large and hard and I usually have to work at geeting it out, but lately I have been having a bad problem.
After I go, and am still tightening my rectum blood has been spraying out, when I open the rectum again and try and pass poop, instead I usually spray out bood. It is bright red in color, and rarely are there any clots, but I am a little nervous about this. Please help.

Miss Simone Scat's picture
k 500+ points

WOW! Bilgey... I did not think RG was a has-been. You silly Ol' Pump.
Hamster, The tales you could tell us.
Producing waste since 1967

Producing waste since 1967

Hamster's picture
k 500+ points

Bilge - you've just given me the best laugh I've had on here - some achievement!

The artist formerly known as Mr. Good Poop's picture

so i've had some poop problems for the last 4 months. before you jump on me and tell me to go see a doctor, i have. but some background info first.

i first noticed a small fleshy-like growth at the top of my anus back in april. I didn't know what it was, but it was a little bloody. i thought it would heal itself. yeah right. shortly after that time, about a week or so later, i noticed that my ability to take a decent poop was becoming quite difficult. i'd never really had a problem moving my bowels. would normally go 1-2 times a day, without any pain. have always drank a fairly decent amount of water and fiber has been a mainstay in my diet. so you can imagine how weird it felt to not be able to poop. it hurt like hell. it felt like i had to go, but nothing would come out. it was like i had a growth in my rectum. obviously, from straining so much, i would bleed.

i saw one of my docs and he did an initial check and said that i had hemorrhoids, as well as internal anal worts. lovely, i know. he then recommended that i see a colorectal doc. i did and unfortunately, he wasn't much help. he looked at my booty...actually stretched it out a bit and prescribed lidocaine to be applied to the anus. it's not much of a healing product, more of an analgesic to help ease the sphincter muscles. he then scheduled a colonoscopy which is suppose to be this week, but i think we're going to reschedule. mainly because lately, i think my hemorrhoids have come back with a vengeance. i had one that was external, but i believe it may have actually started out internally and then got pushed out and is now trying to go back in. yes, imagine the pain. i find that preparation h doesn't really do much, it actually feels as if it is weakening the walls of my anus and causes it to bleed. (the wipes seem to be the most effective in cooling and taking some of the pain away).

the rim of my anus has hurt like hell over the last few days. it's almost like someone with fairly long/sharp fingernails put their middle finger at my anus and scratched a bit. so not only do i have cuts, it's painful to even try to have a bowel movement. while i've been more successful in pooping lately, i do still feel like there is some sort of growth/blockage in my rectum. when i do poop, it's not as full as it was previous to all this. sometimes, it's small pellets. other times, it's a little more. but they all hurt and have blood on/in them.

i'm calling my doc first thing in the morning. hopefully he can see me fairly soon. i'd like to get these cuts taken care of first before we do a colonoscopy to see what's blocking me from taking a good poop.

it's good to know that i'm not alone in this and appreciate everyone's stories. i hope we'll all get back to smooth, blood-less bowel movements soon.

Bilgepump's picture
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Shouldn't you be wriggling around in some Hollywood has-been's large intestine? Like its my fucking fault the French can't spell "oh"...ferfuxsake.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

Hamster's picture
k 500+ points

Should it not be 'au contraire'??

The Dumpster's picture
i 2000+ points

Expelliarmus, Bilgepump!

Bilgepump's picture
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"I just hope all the poor souls sitting there in pools of their own blood typing, "should I go to a doctor?" aren't dead by now."
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oh, contraire...I seriously pray for their demise so they quit polluting these threads with their idiocy...It may be contagious, and I haven't had my shots.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

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i 2000+ points

This thread needs some more moderation. I just hope all the poor souls sitting there in pools of their own blood typing, "should I go to a doctor?" aren't dead by now.

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