male toxic shock syndrome

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Daphne asks:

Commode-O Dragon recently put up a post referring to tampons in the bum. I was wondering, after reading a link to an old post, if a man can get Toxic Shock Syndrome. I thought yes, but not from constant tampons in his butt; although I'm not sure. What do you think?





Dear Daphne,

Anyone can get Toxic Shock Syndrome. It is caused by a common bacteria that resides on almost every person's skin, cracks and crevices. Occasionally someone picks up a particularly virulent strain of the bacteria, which can lead to TSS.

Almost half of the cases of TSS involve women wearing tampons. The other cases may follow severe burns, cuts, insect bites or other skin irritations.

TSS is a very rare condition.

On a side note: why do men want to stick tampons in their butts? I mean, come on. Tampons?

Anyway, thanks for asking Poonurse!

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

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177 Comments on "male toxic shock syndrome"

daphne's picture
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Thank you, Poonurse. This was what I thought, but I didn't know exactly what Toxic Shock came from.
Now, I know.

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Butt tampons were a joke in "The Man Show" and in South Park.
In that South Park episode, the Flu gave all the boys rectal bleeding, andthey thought it was a period, because the schools suck over there.

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i just do it for fun for any men that hav tampons try it it feels very good it even impresses the women becuase they think your more man-ly then

CuriousTampon's picture
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Did any guy ever stick a tampon in their butt? How did it feel?

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I just put a tampon in my butt, DAMN does it feel sensational! Men, you should really try it! oh god the feeling!

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You guys seriously need a hobby.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

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I'm with the sh*t volcano. As you can tell by my name, I'm a girl and I dont even use tampons(even for the correct use)! Some people are seriously screwed up.

tina's picture
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i love tampons. im a cross dresser for 25 years. it just makes my feminine persona much more complete and fun.

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uh.. wow. Tampons are fab for periods, so you don't have to wear pads, which are a bitch, but I've never thought to shove one up my ass.. hrm.

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I stopped using tampons because no matter what absorbency I bought they still leaked. I guess my pussy is shaped funny.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

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I like always stuffed tampons up my ass. They not only like feel really good but they like hold in the runs too!!!:-)

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i love feel good tampons in my asshole .

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My girlfriend got me to stik a tampon up my arse. It felt alrite up there, but gettin it out woz a painful bitch! I've also worn a sanitary towel 4 my girlfriend (for a whole day at school!!!). I love the feel of cotton between my thighs, and pretending that i'm a girl who's "on".

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I pushed some water up my arse once, then put in a tampon, and then slipped up some pull ups. I sat around for an hour or two. I felt like a little baby girl.

Tori's picture
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I have never stuck a tampon up my ass...

jamie's picture
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I love tampons in my ass. My girlfriend thikns it is so hot. I have used tampons for 10 years or more and have never had any prob. I use them when she has her period and we become gurl friend through that time o fh te month. I love Tampax, playtex, and Kotex brands. Sex is so much more powerful when i orgasim, from the anal stimulation.

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i have used tampons since i was 15, and they feel great but i can see there not for everyone, if i leave it in for longer will it sofen so it's easyer to pull out ?

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I often push a tampon up my butt. However, im not a saddist, as i lube it up with vasoline so i can slide it all the way up, and it doesn't want to back on out. very comfie, and very feminine. just push vasoline into the applicator tip, and when you push it in and insert, vasoline leads the way!

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OMG The world is really screwed up, men using tampons????? I think women use tampons cause they receive the ***

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Tampons actually aren't that good for you, male OR female. I have heard and experienced for myself that tampons cause period cramps to get worse. This is definately true and that can't be a good thing.

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I've used tampons for years and love the feminine feeling I get inserting and wearing one. I'm transsexual (pre-op, well, probably no-op) and it gives me the feeling of actually having a period,- a curse to most women but would be a dream come true for me.

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I have been a long time inserter. I can insert a smooth, usually homemade, butt plug measuring about 4 inches diameter. The feeling is quite mind blowing ... which, of course is why I do it. The payback, however, is that my arse cannot always hold in the brown stuff. Especially when I cough or sneeze. Right now I have a tampon up there and a thong (female style) to hold a pad of toilet tissue plus tanga briefs to catch any stray expulsions. There is no sexual pleasure in this, it just a necessary fact of life.

My heartfelt advice to butt pleasurers is: keep it small and be aware that, as you get older, you may have problems you would rather avoid.

jen's picture
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i have been inserting a tampon up my butt, and i need to know how many hours can you keep it in your butt

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I replace mine in the morning after a dump and again in the evening, before bed, because it seems sensible to so do. Basically, then, 12 hours works for me but I am not qualified to say it is ok.

Btw I am the "real life user" above. After that post I decided to register with the site. Now I am wondering where, if anywhere, I may post my ruminations on my ass/poop fetish and does anyone actually want to know anyway?

Anonymous Coward's picture
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I'm a male and I haven't been needing my tampons lately. Does this mean I'm pregnant?

Anonymous Coward's picture
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Please shut up, and look at yourselves. This is wrong. God is ashamed. Common, your humans, leave tampons to the s. God is so ashamed.

Adamant's picture
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I have always been obsessed with my asshole and some might say so much so that I have become one. I have managed to stretch my flower over the years to accommodate 5 regular sized tampons. The feeling I get is both painful and pleasurable like life, therefore my ass is a metaphor for life.
I have a huge respect for women and what they experience.

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Adamant - we don't put 5 in there. 1 at a time is enough.

You are probably one of the few men who would say they respect us for our biological differences - thank you.

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Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 01.27.2006
Wrote: "I'm a male and I haven't been needing my tampons lately. Does this mean I'm pregnant?"

Don't worry, it's just gas it'll pass. Unless... nine months from writing you give birth to a 'cute little shit!'

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While it's interesting, in theory, to note that there is an entire undercurrent to society that does stuff like this, in reality, no one really wants to know.

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what the hell? if you don't need to use tampons don't use them. our land fills are already overfilled. plus tampons are filled with chemicals and other nasty germs.

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Actually, landfills ARE overrun with pads and tampons, something like 7 million tampons and 12 billion pads every year. Nice call.

But, they aren't filled with germs until the are used, really. Most women can use tampons with no problem. I think it all comes down to personal aversions. For instance, I am severely allergic to Penicillin. Some women are severely sensitive to tampons. It depends on your own chemical make up.
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As an adult sissy baby I have been using tampons for many years and recently added pads to my panties when not in diapers. They feel fantastic and make me want to wear them more and more.

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CuriousTampon, I have only done it once, and I didn't really feel it once I had it in me. TSV (and other females), have you ever seen how HUGE tampons get in a sink full of water? Maybe that's what's worsening your cramps.

I always thought TSS was from tampons being left in too long and growing bad bacteria, now I know otherwise! I've never had a scratch or wound that wasn't promptly cleaned and covered (except when I busted my forehead), so I wouldn't know about things like that causing problems. In fact, I hardly get sick at all.


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Also, a person's Hershey Highway(TM) contains a lot of nasty stuff anyway, so a tampon probably wouldn't make it all that much worse.

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Anonymous Coward's picture
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Why is it that women are more likely to use tampons, and engage in anal sex, yet they dont like the idea of a guy using a tampon? If thats not a double standard I dont know what is! Do what feels good, life is too short...

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I started using tampons as a young boy..i would steal them from my sister. I LOVED how they felt when they went inside and they made me feel sexy and nasty. Every morning before class in the 3rd grade I'd slip in a new junior tampon and run off to school. I loved the FULL feelin in there and it was my nastyboy secret! Right after school I'd go to the bathroom and poop it back out. I couldn't do it forever however as my older sister eventually started to wonder where all of her tampons were going. Naturally I said nothing! How many other guys regularly used tampons while growing up?

Editor's Note: No other guys did this. You are fucked up all alone. Sorry. Regards.

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You might venture to say we have stumbled upon the relatives of Matt Grubb as seen here

Double Flush, besides the tampons in the ass is there anything else you are "holding out" on.

P.S. doniker was right on this one as well.

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Bunga, there are things I'd never post on PoopReport. Ever. That's all I'm saying.

You know how to get me on IM if it bugs you that much.

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Anonymous Coward's picture
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"i just do it for fun for any men that hav tampons try it it feels very good it even impresses the women becuase they think your more man-ly then"

Holy shit. I'm at a loss for words.

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I'm surprised to see that there isn't a sea of lame tags on this thread.

You must engage in some inconceivably sick and obscene acts to think that your admitted anal tampon use is one of the least of them, DF. Please consider getting a psychiatric evaluation. It's for your own good.

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What happens if you get part of an applicator "stuck" in your rectum? Say, the plunger part?

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Are you talking from necessity or hypothetical wonderment?

I would think you might need someone to give you a hand. Or a finger. Or whatever. It just doesn't seem possible that it would come out without some help.

Ew.
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Damn, I thought the constant "I have blood in my poop, please help me" comments were annoying. When did PR become a porn site? I am not the least bit interested in how many guys on this planet stick tampons up their ass, how it feels, or if they think everyone else in the world should do it. Go to some fetish site and stop posting sick shit on a HUMOR site. It's not funny, it's boring and disgusting at the same time.

Thus I press thy holy "moderate" button. Once, one time, and one will be the number pressed. Now help me reach the Castle Ahhhhh.

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Someone must like me; mine didn't get lamed. Just to set things straight, I didn't do it just to do it. I'm not the sick person some people make me out to be.

Who am I kidding? I lost this one a long time ago. *slinks off to get mental help*
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Also, I must add, it's the others who are being all fetishist about it. Go back and see for yourself.

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Ge Whiz, what would posess a men to do this anyway?

It sounds pretty gross if you ask me. PR is not intended to be a pornographic site.

If men want to shove a tampon up their rumplestillskin, that's their choice, but most PR members don't want to read about it.

Spare me from these kinds of stories, please.
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Does it hurt when trying to excrete the tampon from your ass?

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I'm a CR who has been using tampons for over 40+ years now and have never hqd probllems. They put pressure on theprostrate and aafter a day of having a tampon inserted, and wearing a pad it just excites the heck out of me that I can literally cum 3 to 4 tmes more than if I dd not use a tampon for the additional pleasure they give me. I started off stealing pads form my mother, graduated to tampons that found in my cousins and aunts bathrooms and have never stopped.

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im straigt but i wear panties and thongs and use pads and use tampons. it doesnt hurt. it feels good

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Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 05.18.2006 --wrote: "Why is it that women are more likely to use tampons, and engage in anal sex..."

God forgive me for bumping this, but I'm just curious as to why someone assumes that women are "more likely" to engage in anal sex. I'm not offering an opinion either way; I just wondered why someone would assume that.

Anyone? Anyone?

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_GGG, I know this one I think. AC is sort of ignorant and stereotypes people. Like when a person assumes all gays do anal. Well, they don't, not me ever. You finding comments like that so annoying is a tribute to your intelligence.

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Thanks, Frank. For the record, I have NO interest in ANYONE'S anal status, WHATsoever.

Not even mine. ;-)

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GGG,I need your help. For the past week, while shopping, errands, out to dinner with friends... I look over in another direction and think to myself- "wow, that man over there could be wearing a tampon" I need to stop.

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Frank, it's best not to think too hard about things like that. Before you know it, the mind starts to wonder about other sorts of hidden things people might be wearing. In cases like this, a vivid imagination is not a good thing to have.

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Frank2401 (91) -- 08.04.2007 -- wrote: "
GGG,I need your help... I think to myself- "wow, that man over there could be wearing a tampon" I need to stop.
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I'm flattered that you've sought my advice. I admit, though, that when this Girl idly considers the male species while out in public, although her thoughts may occasionally wander into the realm of "naughty", it doesn't generally occur to me to wonder if any given man might have something up his ass. So I don't know what to tell you, there.

But if you're asking me HOW I manage to NOT think about it, I have to answer that maybe I'm too fascinated by... um... other aspects. Mostly, I spend my idle thoughts attempting to compare and/or contrast.

Always, rewardingly, I am reminded that I'm a spoiled Girl, and a lucky one. :) Or was that more than you wanted to know?!?

Anonymous Coward's picture
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I did get the cotton part of a tampon stuck in my butt and i cant get it out.
What should i do??

GottaGoGirl's picture
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Write your epitaph.

Anonymous Coward's picture
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seriously i need help

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i'm a preforming drag queen and am proud enough to admit that i go as far to tell all my frineds that i wear them, a lot of them are fasinated, and a few of my frineds, even girls have tried it. it's liberating being a man and wearing a tampon, i'm not saying it's for everybody, but every man should have a little butt play one time or another, the world would be a happier place.

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All boys and men who stick tampons (or anything else) up their backsides are SICKO FREAKS.

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Personally, I think people should be able to do whatever they want with their bodies. If they're not harming anyone else, then who cares? Just because something isn't your personal preference doesn't mean that anyone who differs from you is a "freak" or "sicko". Anal pleasure isn't my personal cup of tea, but I'm not going to judge anyone for which butt pleasure tickles their fancy.

BTW, I'm a 25 year old, straight female. I use tampons, but only in my vajayjay, and for the express use of aiding me during my menstrual cycle. Trust me...there is no pleasure there during this time.

A question for whoever said they enjoy wearing pads...I don't get this at all. Tampon-->anal pleasure via prostate stimulation...but what pray tell does wearing a pad do? I personally think they're uncomfortable and annoying as h#ll.

And..to get back to the initial topic, I think it's probably not healthy to have anything foreign in ANY bodily cavity for prolonged periods of time due to bacteria buildup. If you follow the tampon rules for menstrual use, 8 hours is the MAX you should have them in. Common sense should also tell you that if you use tampons in your butt, you should take them out whenever you feel the urge to poop (I doubt it's healthy to deny your regular bodily functions from its natural urges).

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Anonymous Coward, that was a very well thought and reasonable response. I just have one little technical complaint about your use of the word vajayjay.

Clearly, cooter is the more appropriate choice.

Anonymous Coward's picture
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I have just started using Tampons for my bum. I had a bad stomach and the runs on holiday so my girlfriend suggested I put one up there. It did the job and im still using them now.

Anonymous Coward's picture
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YOU ARE ALL DISGUSTING! As for why women should wear them and not men, because they actually HAVE A PURPOSE!
You are all sickos.

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You seem upset.


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Tampons are a GREAT way to clean up after anal sex... if you have anal sex (either a man or a woman) you will most likely be using a lubricant.. anyone who has had anal will tell you that when you are done, if you don't clean properly, you will have a wet spot the next morning from the lub leaking out while you sleep... I have found that placing a tampon in my butt afterwards takes care of this problem.. then i simply remove it in the morning.... anyone else do this?

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Hi i am a guy that loves using tampons but just one ? that niggles me! if the string breaks when you try to pull it out will the pad still pass naturally!!!?? dont wanna end up in A&E with a tampon stuck up there!

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i like putting tampons up my anus. it feels so nice and relieving. i use tampax super. it is so sensational. i also like wearing a nappy over my tampon.

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I'm an avid tampon user. I prefer Tampax Pearl Super Plus Scented. I use them in conjunction with enemas and anal sex.