Thank you, Poonurse. This was what I thought, but I didn't know exactly what Toxic Shock came from.
Now, I know.

Butt tampons were a joke in "The Man Show" and in South Park.
In that South Park episode, the Flu gave all the boys rectal bleeding, andthey thought it was a period, because the schools suck over there.

i just do it for fun for any men that hav tampons try it it feels very good it even impresses the women becuase they think your more man-ly then

Did any guy ever stick a tampon in their butt? How did it feel?

I just put a tampon in my butt, DAMN does it feel sensational! Men, you should really try it! oh god the feeling!

You guys seriously need a hobby.

I'm with the sh*t volcano. As you can tell by my name, I'm a girl and I dont even use tampons(even for the correct use)! Some people are seriously screwed up.

i love tampons. im a cross dresser for 25 years. it just makes my feminine persona much more complete and fun.

uh.. wow. Tampons are fab for periods, so you don't have to wear pads, which are a bitch, but I've never thought to shove one up my ass.. hrm.

I stopped using tampons because no matter what absorbency I bought they still leaked. I guess my pussy is shaped funny.

I like always stuffed tampons up my ass. They not only like feel really good but they like hold in the runs too!!!:-)

i love feel good tampons in my asshole .

My girlfriend got me to stik a tampon up my arse. It felt alrite up there, but gettin it out woz a painful bitch! I've also worn a sanitary towel 4 my girlfriend (for a whole day at school!!!). I love the feel of cotton between my thighs, and pretending that i'm a girl who's "on".

I pushed some water up my arse once, then put in a tampon, and then slipped up some pull ups. I sat around for an hour or two. I felt like a little baby girl.

I have never stuck a tampon up my ass...

I love tampons in my ass. My girlfriend thikns it is so hot. I have used tampons for 10 years or more and have never had any prob. I use them when she has her period and we become gurl friend through that time o fh te month. I love Tampax, playtex, and Kotex brands. Sex is so much more powerful when i orgasim, from the anal stimulation.

i have used tampons since i was 15, and they feel great but i can see there not for everyone, if i leave it in for longer will it sofen so it's easyer to pull out ?

I often push a tampon up my butt. However, im not a saddist, as i lube it up with vasoline so i can slide it all the way up, and it doesn't want to back on out. very comfie, and very feminine. just push vasoline into the applicator tip, and when you push it in and insert, vasoline leads the way!

OMG The world is really screwed up, men using tampons????? I think women use tampons cause they receive the ***

Tampons actually aren't that good for you, male OR female. I have heard and experienced for myself that tampons cause period cramps to get worse. This is definately true and that can't be a good thing.

I've used tampons for years and love the feminine feeling I get inserting and wearing one. I'm transsexual (pre-op, well, probably no-op) and it gives me the feeling of actually having a period,- a curse to most women but would be a dream come true for me.

I have been a long time inserter. I can insert a smooth, usually homemade, butt plug measuring about 4 inches diameter. The feeling is quite mind blowing ... which, of course is why I do it. The payback, however, is that my arse cannot always hold in the brown stuff. Especially when I cough or sneeze. Right now I have a tampon up there and a thong (female style) to hold a pad of toilet tissue plus tanga briefs to catch any stray expulsions. There is no sexual pleasure in this, it just a necessary fact of life.

My heartfelt advice to butt pleasurers is: keep it small and be aware that, as you get older, you may have problems you would rather avoid.

i have been inserting a tampon up my butt, and i need to know how many hours can you keep it in your butt

I replace mine in the morning after a dump and again in the evening, before bed, because it seems sensible to so do. Basically, then, 12 hours works for me but I am not qualified to say it is ok.

Btw I am the "real life user" above. After that post I decided to register with the site. Now I am wondering where, if anywhere, I may post my ruminations on my ass/poop fetish and does anyone actually want to know anyway?

I'm a male and I haven't been needing my tampons lately. Does this mean I'm pregnant?

Please shut up, and look at yourselves. This is wrong. God is ashamed. Common, your humans, leave tampons to the s. God is so ashamed.

I have always been obsessed with my asshole and some might say so much so that I have become one. I have managed to stretch my flower over the years to accommodate 5 regular sized tampons. The feeling I get is both painful and pleasurable like life, therefore my ass is a metaphor for life.
I have a huge respect for women and what they experience.

Adamant - we don't put 5 in there. 1 at a time is enough.

You are probably one of the few men who would say they respect us for our biological differences - thank you.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 01.27.2006
Wrote: "I'm a male and I haven't been needing my tampons lately. Does this mean I'm pregnant?"

Don't worry, it's just gas it'll pass. Unless... nine months from writing you give birth to a 'cute little shit!'

While it's interesting, in theory, to note that there is an entire undercurrent to society that does stuff like this, in reality, no one really wants to know.

what the hell? if you don't need to use tampons don't use them. our land fills are already overfilled. plus tampons are filled with chemicals and other nasty germs.

Actually, landfills ARE overrun with pads and tampons, something like 7 million tampons and 12 billion pads every year. Nice call.

But, they aren't filled with germs until the are used, really. Most women can use tampons with no problem. I think it all comes down to personal aversions. For instance, I am severely allergic to Penicillin. Some women are severely sensitive to tampons. It depends on your own chemical make up.
_______
.....hugging bunnies since 1969

As an adult sissy baby I have been using tampons for many years and recently added pads to my panties when not in diapers. They feel fantastic and make me want to wear them more and more.

CuriousTampon, I have only done it once, and I didn't really feel it once I had it in me. TSV (and other females), have you ever seen how HUGE tampons get in a sink full of water? Maybe that's what's worsening your cramps.

I always thought TSS was from tampons being left in too long and growing bad bacteria, now I know otherwise! I've never had a scratch or wound that wasn't promptly cleaned and covered (except when I busted my forehead), so I wouldn't know about things like that causing problems. In fact, I hardly get sick at all.

_______
Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

Also, a person's Hershey Highway(TM) contains a lot of nasty stuff anyway, so a tampon probably wouldn't make it all that much worse.

_______
Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

Why is it that women are more likely to use tampons, and engage in anal sex, yet they dont like the idea of a guy using a tampon? If thats not a double standard I dont know what is! Do what feels good, life is too short...

I started using tampons as a young boy..i would steal them from my sister. I LOVED how they felt when they went inside and they made me feel sexy and nasty. Every morning before class in the 3rd grade I'd slip in a new junior tampon and run off to school. I loved the FULL feelin in there and it was my nastyboy secret! Right after school I'd go to the bathroom and poop it back out. I couldn't do it forever however as my older sister eventually started to wonder where all of her tampons were going. Naturally I said nothing! How many other guys regularly used tampons while growing up?

Editor's Note: No other guys did this. You are fucked up all alone. Sorry. Regards.

You might venture to say we have stumbled upon the relatives of Matt Grubb as seen here

Double Flush, besides the tampons in the ass is there anything else you are "holding out" on.

P.S. doniker was right on this one as well.

Bunga, there are things I'd never post on PoopReport. Ever. That's all I'm saying.

You know how to get me on IM if it bugs you that much.

_______
Damnit, someone stole my signature!

"i just do it for fun for any men that hav tampons try it it feels very good it even impresses the women becuase they think your more man-ly then"

Holy shit. I'm at a loss for words.

I'm surprised to see that there isn't a sea of lame tags on this thread.

You must engage in some inconceivably sick and obscene acts to think that your admitted anal tampon use is one of the least of them, DF. Please consider getting a psychiatric evaluation. It's for your own good.

What happens if you get part of an applicator "stuck" in your rectum? Say, the plunger part?

Are you talking from necessity or hypothetical wonderment?

I would think you might need someone to give you a hand. Or a finger. Or whatever. It just doesn't seem possible that it would come out without some help.

Ew.
_______
.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Damn, I thought the constant "I have blood in my poop, please help me" comments were annoying. When did PR become a porn site? I am not the least bit interested in how many guys on this planet stick tampons up their ass, how it feels, or if they think everyone else in the world should do it. Go to some fetish site and stop posting sick shit on a HUMOR site. It's not funny, it's boring and disgusting at the same time.

Thus I press thy holy "moderate" button. Once, one time, and one will be the number pressed. Now help me reach the Castle Ahhhhh.

_______
I was a category five! Category five, I tell you! Get it right or I'll be back to PROVE IT!!!!- Katrina

Someone must like me; mine didn't get lamed. Just to set things straight, I didn't do it just to do it. I'm not the sick person some people make me out to be.

Who am I kidding? I lost this one a long time ago. *slinks off to get mental help*
_______
I'm so good at clogging up toilets, I can make mine back up when there's nothing in it.

Also, I must add, it's the others who are being all fetishist about it. Go back and see for yourself.

_______
I'm so good at clogging up toilets, I can make mine back up when there's nothing in it.

Ge Whiz, what would posess a men to do this anyway?

It sounds pretty gross if you ask me. PR is not intended to be a pornographic site.

If men want to shove a tampon up their rumplestillskin, that's their choice, but most PR members don't want to read about it.

Spare me from these kinds of stories, please.
_______
Born to clog your bog, with a giant log.

Does it hurt when trying to excrete the tampon from your ass?

I'm a CR who has been using tampons for over 40+ years now and have never hqd probllems. They put pressure on theprostrate and aafter a day of having a tampon inserted, and wearing a pad it just excites the heck out of me that I can literally cum 3 to 4 tmes more than if I dd not use a tampon for the additional pleasure they give me. I started off stealing pads form my mother, graduated to tampons that found in my cousins and aunts bathrooms and have never stopped.

im straigt but i wear panties and thongs and use pads and use tampons. it doesnt hurt. it feels good

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 05.18.2006 --wrote: "Why is it that women are more likely to use tampons, and engage in anal sex..."

God forgive me for bumping this, but I'm just curious as to why someone assumes that women are "more likely" to engage in anal sex. I'm not offering an opinion either way; I just wondered why someone would assume that.

Anyone? Anyone?

_GGG, I know this one I think. AC is sort of ignorant and stereotypes people. Like when a person assumes all gays do anal. Well, they don't, not me ever. You finding comments like that so annoying is a tribute to your intelligence.

Thanks, Frank. For the record, I have NO interest in ANYONE'S anal status, WHATsoever.

Not even mine. ;-)

GGG,I need your help. For the past week, while shopping, errands, out to dinner with friends... I look over in another direction and think to myself- "wow, that man over there could be wearing a tampon" I need to stop.

Frank, it's best not to think too hard about things like that. Before you know it, the mind starts to wonder about other sorts of hidden things people might be wearing. In cases like this, a vivid imagination is not a good thing to have.

Frank2401 (91) -- 08.04.2007 -- wrote: "
GGG,I need your help... I think to myself- "wow, that man over there could be wearing a tampon" I need to stop."

I'm flattered that you've sought my advice. I admit, though, that when this Girl idly considers the male species while out in public, although her thoughts may occasionally wander into the realm of "naughty", it doesn't generally occur to me to wonder if any given man might have something up his ass. So I don't know what to tell you, there.

But if you're asking me HOW I manage to NOT think about it, I have to answer that maybe I'm too fascinated by... um... other aspects. Mostly, I spend my idle thoughts attempting to compare and/or contrast.

Always, rewardingly, I am reminded that I'm a spoiled Girl, and a lucky one. :) Or was that more than you wanted to know?!?

I did get the cotton part of a tampon stuck in my butt and i cant get it out.
What should i do??

Write your epitaph.

seriously i need help

i'm a preforming drag queen and am proud enough to admit that i go as far to tell all my frineds that i wear them, a lot of them are fasinated, and a few of my frineds, even girls have tried it. it's liberating being a man and wearing a tampon, i'm not saying it's for everybody, but every man should have a little butt play one time or another, the world would be a happier place.

All boys and men who stick tampons (or anything else) up their backsides are SICKO FREAKS.

Personally, I think people should be able to do whatever they want with their bodies. If they're not harming anyone else, then who cares? Just because something isn't your personal preference doesn't mean that anyone who differs from you is a "freak" or "sicko". Anal pleasure isn't my personal cup of tea, but I'm not going to judge anyone for which butt pleasure tickles their fancy.

BTW, I'm a 25 year old, straight female. I use tampons, but only in my vajayjay, and for the express use of aiding me during my menstrual cycle. Trust me...there is no pleasure there during this time.

A question for whoever said they enjoy wearing pads...I don't get this at all. Tampon-->anal pleasure via prostate stimulation...but what pray tell does wearing a pad do? I personally think they're uncomfortable and annoying as h#ll.

And..to get back to the initial topic, I think it's probably not healthy to have anything foreign in ANY bodily cavity for prolonged periods of time due to bacteria buildup. If you follow the tampon rules for menstrual use, 8 hours is the MAX you should have them in. Common sense should also tell you that if you use tampons in your butt, you should take them out whenever you feel the urge to poop (I doubt it's healthy to deny your regular bodily functions from its natural urges).

Anonymous Coward, that was a very well thought and reasonable response. I just have one little technical complaint about your use of the word vajayjay.

Clearly, cooter is the more appropriate choice.

I have just started using Tampons for my bum. I had a bad stomach and the runs on holiday so my girlfriend suggested I put one up there. It did the job and im still using them now.

YOU ARE ALL DISGUSTING! As for why women should wear them and not men, because they actually HAVE A PURPOSE!
You are all sickos.

You seem upset.

_______
.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Tampons are a GREAT way to clean up after anal sex... if you have anal sex (either a man or a woman) you will most likely be using a lubricant.. anyone who has had anal will tell you that when you are done, if you don't clean properly, you will have a wet spot the next morning from the lub leaking out while you sleep... I have found that placing a tampon in my butt afterwards takes care of this problem.. then i simply remove it in the morning.... anyone else do this?

Hi i am a guy that loves using tampons but just one ? that niggles me! if the string breaks when you try to pull it out will the pad still pass naturally!!!?? dont wanna end up in A&E with a tampon stuck up there!

i like putting tampons up my anus. it feels so nice and relieving. i use tampax super. it is so sensational. i also like wearing a nappy over my tampon.

I'm an avid tampon user. I prefer Tampax Pearl Super Plus Scented. I use them in conjunction with enemas and anal sex.

I love putting tampons up my partners bum, its a turn on for both of us.

As a crossdresser. I have worn tampons ( and pads) for quite a while. I have never lost a string or have it break. Personally the plastic applicators are more comfortable to insert than cardboard.

I have been inserting tampons since I was 12. I have always enjoyed the feminine rush while inserting and the fem' feeling knowing it is inside me. In recent years, I started giving myself a floral douche after the tampon is in. OH MY, what a sensual feeling that is! Sometimes, however, a pad must be used to catch the leakings from the sweet douche. It makes my naughty sissy pussy smell so nice. I tug a little on the string while I gently toss off. Wearing petticoats makes it all that much sexier! I'm such a naughty sissy!

So I just randomly stumbled across this insane site... I have to admit, the thread is pure gold, I've been laughing for quite a while at you all (take no offence). I reckon I'll try that ass-tampon thing, you know... As a girl it might be hard to disassociate the horrible 'Red Week' from tampons but I'll try anything at least once, life really is too short.

I'd rather insert the ends of large furniture, like a bed post, or maybe a football

wow. I'm proud to be sheltered after reading about tampons in the manpons. I did not need to know that men enjoy tampons up the ass. I hope I can forget what I have just read.

I don't know about the enjoyment factor, butt it sounds like a winner if you are going through a period of terrible squirts.

_______
like a constipated accountant- I worked it out with a pencil.

tampons feel good

anal wizz, so does winning the lottery. WTF!_______

whats that smell?

I keep a tampon in me every day while at work. It's a major turn-on talking to my coworkers while I have something inside my butt.

SP, I loved the 'manpons' thing, but missed it at first read. Nice one & very funny.

_______

whats that smell?

I love the feel of a tampon up my arse with a pad covering it and wearing girl panties of course i had to lube it up with vaseline it feel real good

It is something that I will never think of doing.

_______
- - - Regardless, the long hair

Tampon man, here is a number for my therapissst, she's very good.

555- but-hole

_______
Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

Thanls Baron Von crapalot That therapist gave me a box of Maxi pads Tampons and a vagina pump

Hi i am a crossdresser who has been inserting tampons and using pads for years and one of the best parts is buying them in full dress and having a nice nosey checkout operater that gives you strange looks and then is shocked when you say these are for me! and i think 4 hours is maximum for each tampon and they are great after anal sex as they swell great in the juicy mess also love vaginal powder and scented pads (very sexy smell)
from sarah

I also am a cross dresser, I get really anoyed when I cant fasten my jeans... really cross.

Damn things, Im sure they have shrunk in the wash.

_______
Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

i just tried sticking a tampon up my ass and it hurt at first but once i got the applicater out it felt like nothing i'd ever felt, i'm14 and it felt amazing!

i think 14 a bit young to do that
i dont use applicators but cover in lube very easy to slide up slowly
still not as nice as big skin covered rods but better than nothing and not good for stopping runny days as it builds up pressure and pops out with great force if you fart . i love to drop in shopping center carparks and see people look at a poop covered tampon (i throw in bin later as hate litter) keep the posts up people and for people worried about it disappearing then tie string to a g string as this keeps nice pressure on it.

This particular thread is like the dead cow on the side of the road the other day. You just can't help but slow down and look. Then you wonder why you did it.

_______
Well, you don't actually blow on it. That's just an expression.

I love wearing tampons! loads of baby oil i love incerting it as its pushed inside gets me xcited! tie a longer string to my pink painted toes and when i stretch it feels like i am being fucked!! i can pull it out on orgasm or take it back inside me thank you tampax/tampons emily :)

This is just too funny. I have yet to penetrate my ass with tampons,but you all crack me up. So far I'm pretty neutral, whatever floats your boat or plugs your butt. Just use plenty of lube and set the mood( incense, wine ,candles, etc.).

And people say my stuff is depraved. Good lord. The WORST of my commentary couldn't hold a candle to the freak show that is this thread.

_______
"...human shit has more of an almond, or perhaps a macadamia flavor to it. I hope you will all take my advice and really consider tasting your poop some time, as I have. It's really quite an experience." - Ratz

I swear to god, I've just touched cloth laughing at this one!

_______
Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

Homemade tampon? H ow do you make one? I tried a real one, and it burnt like hellfire and felt quite pleasureful. Also, I laughed so hard at the dead cow thing. Sounded like a damn smart version of my bro.

All I can say is, don't knock it 'till you try it! I did, and I LOVE tampons in my butt!

i have used tampons since i was 12 they feel great when they are in. if you put them towards the back of back they are hardly any feeling of them

I had no idea any one else did this, at least i know i'm not the only one now.

I always thought of myself as something of a pervert but thanks to this thread I now realize that I am perfectly normal.

_______
Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

You're right Chief. I currently suffer from Oldtimers Disease, and am often appalled at what people are up to these days.

I have been a crossdresser most of my life (at this point probably closer to being a transsexual) and wanted to add my thoughts on using tampons. Personally, I always use tampons and wear a pad when I dress. I start by giving myself a floral douche and then lubricate and insert five or six tampons (I use Kotex Super – great tampons!!!). I then use FDS spray and also spray some on the pad that I place in my panties. I am then ready to begin dressing in my lingerie.
The reason: By emulating and experiencing as close as possible the most intimate feminine experiences, I create for myself a fabulous feminine mindset and experience a tremendous feeling of sensuality and satisfaction.
CD Dianne

Well isn't that special.

Church Lady

prarie doggin, the post above you conjured up an image in my head of a person flailing around singing-
I've written a letter to daddy.
I am very afraid.

eck!!! I use an ass tampon when i've had terrible stomach problems. the rolled up toilet paper(my Ass Tampon (AT) ) helps prevent my but cheeks rubbing together when out and about. If it wasn't for the AT, i would have terrible butt cheek rash. Once i'm finished after a few hours they are a bit brown and smell of death - then i give them to my female dog who enjoys licking, sucking and chewing on them. Sorry dog. - Double Trouble.

CTB, I also am reconsidering my perv status......... shameless perv? or not a perv? cant quite decide yet. I think I'll jam one up there and show the baroness, and base my conclusion on her reaction.

I'll keep you posted.
_______
Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

I've been putting tampons up my butt since I was 13 and it's a seriously underrated passtime. TBH I am a guy who wishes he was a girl and I have thought about gender re-assignment. But then I would never make a very pretty girl (Arnie in drag anyone?) so I'll stay as a guy who indulges his fantasies in private.

I wear female underwear (thongs, control briefs, panties) on a daily basis, I wear tampons and towels, I wear skirts, leggings, hotpants, tights, leotards, bodyshapers, breast enhancers, etc., around the house, I shave my legs and armpits.

Obviously I cannot use a tampon in the conventional sense but using one in a 'unconventional' sense is the next best thing.

I *wish* I *was* a genuine female, whenever I have seen porn films I have seriously envied the female as I would love to recieve vaginal sex. But, if I were to be a girl I'd also want to have periods, have kids, etc, so as I cannot do that then there's no choice.

I'd sooner be a guy who can have a few harmless fantasies in private than a eunuch stuck in a male body with female appendages (which is essentially what I'd be if I had a sex change...no offence to those cute trannies who can carry it off..I envy the hell out of you and would love to be like you!).

I hope there is such a thing as reincarnation because next time around I want to come back as a genuine female.

erm... Okaaayyyy, each to his or her own I guess.

My dad once sat at the same table as some Thai Gov official, and had his piccy taken. Behind him were the two most fantastic looking 'she-males' you have ever seen.... posing for the ocassion.

I think he framed it, and hung it in his office (well hung) butt removed it after some one pointed out a pair of large Adams Apples!
_______
Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

I have never laughed so hard in my life.

I love tampons. I've been using them ever since I snuck the first one out of my cousin Cheryl's bathroom over 25 years ago. I sometimes use them 2 at a time. Tampons are wondeful. And it's a lot of fun to leave behind the evidence in public men's rooms as well!

i wear tampons up my bum it feels really nice my doc says there is no probs for a male using a tampon

Oh wow. Some of these comments STILL have me rolling in laughter after reading them. Especially the replies from the "regulars" here. Thank you all for the laugh, I appreciate it.

I personally don't use tampons up the butt and never plan to. I'll leave the tampons for the opposite sex to use properly very much. If my girlfriend told me she put them up her butt...I would be terrified.

Here's the deal... I'm a gay male.. my boyfriend is the "man" of the relationship. I play the "girl" role... I preform oral on him then he does me in the butt... He love to finish inside my butt.. Usually we have sex in the evenings before we go to sleep. Problem was that his semen would leak out of me while i slept... I was getting sick of sleeping in a wet spot on the bed.. I use tampons now (Kotex Super Plus).. I simply insert one after sex then remove it in the morning... Guess what.. no more wet spot.. Sometimes we have sex in the morning as well (ya know... morning wood) so I end up wearing a tampon most of the day... Just wanted to give my two cents worth..

Why wouldn't you pop in the shower before you go to sleep and clean yourself out instead of taking the time to not clean yourself out?

_______
.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

I like the feeling of his warm cum inside of me.. The majority of it soaks in... however, there is still a little that will leak without my tampons.

my freind right before he commited suicide he stuck a tampon in his ass with a fire cracker and lit it bout 2 mins later he fell to the ground crying and then the ambulance came toke out the tampon and the remains o the fire cracker he died 2 days later w/gun

WOW thats about all there is to say to this thread. i don't think there is another one out there with more sick ass comments that have me with the dry heaves, or with the sheer large number of lame posts. so are they using the tampons to keep the gerbils from slipping out or what?

I am a crossdresser that has been using tampons on and off for many years. Have recently began using them on a regular basis. The advantages of using them outway the disadvantages. I use them to control anal discharge as well as sexual related discharge. The mind game associated with their use is exquisite as well. Its just another one of those dirty little secrets that crossdressers live with day in and day out....

I am a gay man but i'm not a crossdresser and I have been thinking about using tampons because of the feeling and I want to know what the riskes are.

I dated a trans (pre-op) for 3 years. She used tampons for a few daze every month,,,,,, I even bought them for her on occasion! she never had any issues from the use of tampons.

WTF is wrong with you people? You know, tampons are made for WOMEN! If you want to stick something up ur asses, get an ass plug or something. Seriously, what do you mean how long can you leave it in? Its recommended no more then 8 hours, but thats for girls who are MENSTRUATING! What's the point of men using tampons? You know tampons are meant for blood, not semen or poop or whatever the hell you guys are using it for. If you really like it, make a brand for men and patent it, but don't use womens. We actually have purposes to use it, not just for pleasure. Just think about what I said.

Pissed Off Female, if you truly read the comments, then you wouldn't have commented. The men who use tampons don't care about your opinion, nor mine. They do their thing because they can. If they get sick they get sick; but interestingly enough, why a man would get sicker than a female for having a tampon us his ass as long as you or I might have a tampon up our cootchycoo is beyond me.

It's not my thing. It's not your thing. But it's their thing. My sincere advice is to get over it. It doesn't matter for shit whether or not a tampon is meant for women or men, the result will still be the same.

I don't agree with it, I don't condone it, but sure as shit I let it be. You should too. Too much energy spent worrying about what other peoples do is no energy at all.

_______
.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

I'm a man (somewhat good looking) who loves to wear women's undies -bras, control panties, stockings and such under my men’s outerwear. I'll sometimes just wear jeans - women’s at times, t-shirt and women's boots over my lingerie out in public and am surprised how little, people (women especially, who’ll sometimes second glance if I have a bra line showing) will notice. To really get into the mood I’ll douche out my ass then stick in 1 or sometimes 2 ultra tampons (Playtex are my favorite) in my ass and then give myself a Summers Eve douche and leave it in to give the tampons some purpose; and then, to prevent accidents wear 1 or sometimes 2 overnite pads with wings and tuck my male parts. Talk about the ultimate rush, dealing with some pretty sales girl or going to a strip club (I’ve gotten lap dances in these outfits) and her having no idea I’m dressed like that. I’ll go out and spend the day (6-10 hours) like that and have never had any ill affects. I’ll do that 2 or 3 times a month.

I am a gay man and I use tampons all the time. They feel great in my ass and they help my boyfriends semen from leaking out of my ass after we have sex. Also Pissed of Female whats your problem its not like their is a tampon shortage in the world. I agree with daphne about how you should not care what other people do.

If nothing else, this thread has tempted me to buy shares in Procter & Gamble. Tampons might be designed for menstrual use, but they do their job in the bunghole perfectly well, whether for diarrhoea, semen, preventing leakage from an unelasticated sphincter, or merely for the pleasurable sensation of insertion to assist in exploring the feminine side that all men have to varying degrees. If it works for you, and nobody else is adversely affected, then nobbody has the right to tell you otherwise. Remember, it's only sick or wierd if you can't get your head around it.

And Gottagogirl, without wishing to get onto an anal sex themed thread hijack, I may not agree with the original comment you object to, but it's logically correct to say that anal sex occurs more often among females than it does among males. The numbers make it so. There are more straight females than there are gay men, and although not every straight female indulges in anal sex, contrary to the ignorant stereotypical opinions of many, neither does every gay man. Anal sex is not the be all and end all of homosexual love, just as vaginal sex is not the be all and end all of hetrosexual love. Think about oral sex, the use of toys, roleplay, or any other form of sexual activity you can think of; some people will be obsessed with it, some are indifferent and think it a perfectly natural part of lovemaking, and some won't like it at all or refuse to try it for whatever personal reasons they have. There is more of a moral taboo on anal sex because of it's associations with homosexuality or religious hangups regarding sodomy as a sin, but believe me, it happens a hell of a lot in hetrosexual relationships, particularly now that we're in the 21st century and more personally liberated. Think about it. There is not a single activity that two people of the same sex can do together, which is not also undertaken by heterosexuals also. Read a woman's magazine, surf the internet for half an hour, or better yet, have a frank and open discussion with someone about sex. That should convince you.

There may be, proportionately, a slightly greater degree of anal sex indulgence among homosexual men than among hetrosexual couples, but there are far more straight people than gay, so the amount of women who 'go the back way' will be greater than the number of men doing so on a regular basis. As I said, the numbers make it so.

Right, rant over. Can somebody please bring this thread back on track and inject some poo humour into it?

After that rant, I think this thread should be locked...or deleted. Impossible to salvage.
_______
Peace, Love, Twilight.

In Scandinavia we do drinking games where you put tampons in your mouth and then try to finish a beer. I guess other countries, other customs, hehe.

just to add to the fun i have been using tampons for years.i put 4 or 5 Kotex supers in wait a little while and have a seat in the tub start filling with water OMG what a huge rush and once you orgasm they basically come right out because you are relaxed.

Sticking tampon can damage your rectum, suggest that you wear pad which is pretty nice and nothing else. I am a man with feminie side, normally, I wear panty and cami om daily basis.

I have a feminine side too. It's called a girlfriend.

Does your wife know about your feminine side?
_______
The Original Grasshopper

I'm not married. But if I was, I'd definitely share my girlfriend with her.

Oh...I thought Lady Dodger meant you were...share your girlfriend with her? Alrightly then.
_______
The Original Grasshopper

I use tampons once a month when my mistress tells me it's time and I also use pads. You get used to them and they make me feel like a real girl

Lolz interesting. Most of the guys who stick tampons up their butts are trannies and crossdressers. Are there any straight guys who do this?

__________

Uranus should be changed too Urmom.

Look,

I'm a man. But every so often I'm just a girl.

And girls wear tampons. So I do too. I wear Tampax Pearl Fresh Scent. I buy them all the time. They are great for keeping you clean and making you feel fresh like a girl.

Are there chemicals in them? I don't know, but the Tampax website says they're safe, if you believe them.

All I know is that it sure feels nice when your cutie little bootie warms up to your temporary butt plug.

It is also nice to smell and breath the "Fresh Scent" because it reminds you of how a woman smells on her period...

Which is usually when she decides to bend you over and have her way with you.

It's all good fun.

;-D

NOTHING GOES UP A GUY'S BUM Unless medically necessary. Those are the rules of nature !

As a pre-op transsexual(Male to Female), I use tampons as though I am having a period and have done so for many years prior to beginning my transition. It helps me feel more complete. Some day in the near future, I will have a vagina in which I can insert them.

Gaaaaawlleee, i have not ever heard of men using tampons in their a-hole. I learn something new everyday on Poopreport.
_______
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Gaaaaawlleee, i have not ever heard of men using tampons in their a-hole. I learn something new everyday on Poopreport.
_______
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

okay,i used to have my friends give me tampons, and i LOVED the feeling, i even wore some to school with a pad too. but later i kind of felt that i was just, not gay, but gay.and i really like this girl, she dosnt know about this like some of my others, but ive stopped cus theyve kind of ruied a half of my life. so guys, word of advice from a 13 year old!! stop! you should be glad you dont have to use them

and girls, i want to say something nice, but can think of any,so? good luck with your periods? or...thanks for talking some sense into me with this and someother sites.. P.S. i stoped like 3 or four months ago.. so thanks i guess.