male toxic shock syndrome

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Daphne asks:

Commode-O Dragon recently put up a post referring to tampons in the bum. I was wondering, after reading a link to an old post, if a man can get Toxic Shock Syndrome. I thought yes, but not from constant tampons in his butt; although I'm not sure. What do you think?





Dear Daphne,

Anyone can get Toxic Shock Syndrome. It is caused by a common bacteria that resides on almost every person's skin, cracks and crevices. Occasionally someone picks up a particularly virulent strain of the bacteria, which can lead to TSS.

Almost half of the cases of TSS involve women wearing tampons. The other cases may follow severe burns, cuts, insect bites or other skin irritations.

TSS is a very rare condition.

On a side note: why do men want to stick tampons in their butts? I mean, come on. Tampons?

Anyway, thanks for asking Poonurse!

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

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177 Comments on "male toxic shock syndrome"

Anonymous's picture

I am a T-girl in my mature years and have been using Tampons since my teen years. It is a feminine and womanly thing to do and makes me feel more feminine and womanly having a tampon inserted up my 'vagina' (rectum).

Of course I don't physically need tampons because I do not menstruate but use them for the reasons I just mentioned. A dry tampon can be uncomfortable when inserted up the butt so I use a small syringe of water behind it to soften and fully expand it inside me and make it more comfortable. I use the super size, the big ones, and I can feel it in me as it is fully expanded. They make me walk more like a woman when I insert them.

When I get dolled up and go out to TG friendly gay bars or nightclubs I always insert a Tampon. Many times I have gone to what is considered the 'girls' restroom in TG gay club to change my Tampon. To me, I am a woman going to the ladies room to change my Tampon.

I go into the stall and pull up my dress and down my panties and sit on the commode. I take the string and pull out the old Tampon and insert a fresh one. I have already filled the syringe with water at the sink.

I walk out of the 'ladies room' and back into the club or bar feeling like a woman. If a guy is showing a sexual interest in me I will go in the ladies room and remove it before he takes me off to a motel to use me as a woman.

I always insert Tampons when I go on a date to make me feel more like a woman but remove it before we have sex. Tampons are also good after a man has ejaculated inside me for soaking up semen to keep it from seeping out and leaving a wet spot on the back of my dress or leaving snail trails wherever I sit. I also douche before going out or on a date to clean my 'vagina' because that is also a feminine and womanly thing to do.

Using Tampons and douching just adds to my femininity and womanliness. I obviously have never had any problems with TSS and have been using tampons for many years but I do not recommend sleeping with a Tampon inserted. I have done that and they can be hard to remove become the body has absorbed all the moisture and the Tampon will stick to the walls of my 'vagina'. I had to insert some water to soften it to comfortably remove it.

Anonymous's picture

When I crossdress I use a tampon I enjoy the feeling and It gives me reminder to shake my ass for the boys....

Anonymous Coward's picture

Hey Guys
if you got problems with sliding try to put a condom over it and insert it like that!

Anonymous Coward's picture

OMG ... this is so funny. I was just curious if it is safe and I might try it.

Ass-Fetish:D's picture

My girlfriend was on her period and accidentally left a tampon in my room.. I opened it up and stuck it up my ass and it felt really good.. So I went to school and she asked me what happened to her pink tampon.. I was like Uhh I don't know. You took it home.

Anonymous Coward's picture

I'm 40 yrs old and been putting tampons up my ass for 25 yrs..take a long warm enema first..

Anonymous Coward's picture

I am a 15 year old male and I love sticking tampons up my ass it feels so amazing and feminine. I guess I envy the females for having vaginas because I really would like one. I also like wearing pads I think there comfy :) Sexual pleasure is just more fulfilling with A tampon in your ass. Just so you all know I am straight.

Genetic Female's picture

I'm a genetic female (the real deal) and I sometimes put a tampon up my ass, just for entertainment.

Anonymous Coward's picture

Damn I randomly thought about this exact same thing one night and now after reading most of this I'll probably try it

Anonymous Butt tampon guy's picture

Butt tampons are SOO good, it feels good and girls think it's man-ly for guys. All up thumbs for me :)

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Sorry Sissy but I thought your link was not appropriate for PR so I disabled it, good luck with your life, I wish you happiness.


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Sissy Reed Barrow's picture

OMG I have always loved using Tampons and Maxi Pads, I prefer the deodorant type but I use real girls used tampons and heavy flow maxi pads all the time. I have never had any illnesses from putting clean or very heavy flow tampons up my butt. I feel more like a real girl when I have a very heavy flow bloody maxi in my panties and a bloody tampon up my butt than I do from using new ones. The things we do to be more like girls, I've been doing this since I was 11 and I'm 53 now.

That guy's picture

Put 2 up at a time it is vary… nice felling

Long time MTU's picture

I am a long time Male Tampon User and have always enjoyed it immensely. I used to prefer playtex, but no LOVE Tampax Pearl (which were, according to a rumour inside of the company) actually going to be marketed for this exact use, but they chickened out.

Anyway... time for a chance.. Ciao!

ChiliKahKah's picture
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This is one of those "TMI" issues.

Tampon Lover's picture

I started wearing tampons to stem leakage. I like the super absorbent variety. In response to someone's earlier question, I have left tampons in for a day or two at a time as I'm not a real regular pooper. I've never had a problem when left in that long.
I too enjoy the feeling, I just wish they expanded more, and there is only one brand I've found that expands in width. I use tampax super, and since they can be pooped out I cut off the strings because the strings wick the moisture out and leave a spot in my undies.
I think the makers of tampons should make some for anal use and they should be larger so as to absorb more. A larger size probably would feel better too.

Anonymous Coward's picture

OMG after reading these as a BI male I am running to the store to get some tampons I am so horny now after all the guys using them I have to experiance this myself....Keep up the good work guys I like your thoughts and enjoy reading all your words as for you fems give us a break let us enjoy our sexuality

Paul C's picture

I first became interested in women's sanitary protection when I was 14. By the way I'm 59 now. I used to see my Mum's Dr Whites looped sanitary towels with her sanitary belt and sanitary knickers and I realised that they were beginning to excite me sexually. So much so that I started masturbating whenever i saw them or thought about them.
Soon, I started to try them on and I found that I was getting very aroused and masturbated every day with them. As I got older I found out about tampons. There was Liletts and Tampax. One had an applicator and the other didn't.
One day I plucked up courage to go into two different chemists to buy a packet of tampons. One in each. I started to wear one occassionally and found the experience very arousing. That was 45 years ago and I'm still wearing them now. I must admit to prefering sanitary towels to tampons though.

Dawn K.'s picture

The TSS talk is way blown out of proportion. Sometimes I wonder if the scare-mongering continues to perpetrated by the pad companies or worse, feminist publications who advocate "natural" washable protection!

All of this came about because of a super-absorbent brand called Rely, back in the 70's and 80's, which caused an outbreak of TSS due to the materials it was made with (no longer used in modern tampons.)

I'm in emergency medicine, nursing, also. In my opinion, which is based off as many as I've had to remove from ladies that were accidentally left in for weeks at a time, that your chance is very rare to contract it from tampon use.

Though I haven't heard of wearing them in the anus, my best guest would be your chance would be roughly the same using this orifice. It may depend on your absorbency, or if you are inserting pre-soaked tampons into the anus. The smaller absorbency, or less fluid its saturated with, your chance of TSS goes up.

sittingpretty's picture
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Poopsy, the insertion is not so obvious. When I read the package insert, I looked at the diagram and thought the tampon was supposed to go in a hole on the side of my leg. I had to ask my mother where the hole is on the side of my leg that I must be deformed. I didn't realise the body view was sliced in two. When I finally got it in the right hole, it stuck out of me a little. I was miserable from it drying out my outsides. I eventually learned that Tampax brand was too long for me. I had to go with the Kotex or Platex brand because they were short flowers that fanned out instead of extending down and out during absorption. I couldn't stand the pad because it rolled sideways and rode up the front or the back of me.
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Poopsy McGee's picture
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I can remember being very afraid of TSS. All those informative packets included in the tampon box are really scary. Right next to the diagram of how to insert tampon, which I hold to be obvious, are all these warnings in bold print about how you're going to die if you leave that tampon in for more than 4 hours. I consider wearing a maxi pad to be a punishment worse than death, so I took my chances one night and slept with cork in. Not only didn't I die, but I awoke feeling fucking great because I wasn't covered in my own blood. Now, for past 18 years that I've been a member of the menstruation nation, I've lived recklessly.

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Oh, my.
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turdistheword's picture
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I never used one but considered it to stop the figurative rectal bleeding that resulted from my 2 divorces, and every now and then when I got my paycheck. Is TSS related to something like staph infection then ? 'cause anybody can get that.
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good for you, anonymous man 13. Poop on!
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Lucy Tgirl's picture

I'm a tgirl and was sat here in my underwear tonight feeling bored so decided to see how many tampons I could get up my bum I managed to insert 7 tampax super's - i'm sure this is not a record but boy it felt good (although panicked when I thought i'd lost one of the strings!!!

Anonymous Coward's picture

I'm a straight man, but my girlfriend left some of her tampons in my car and I didn't know what to do with them. One day I got horny and decided to stick one up my butt. The feeling was GREAT!

I just can't talk myself into going out to buy them. I guess I'll just have to wait until I can find one again.

Anonymousboy2's picture

i like using tampons the veel good when i have them in.
the first time i did it i was 12 i got a thong and bra out of my moms closet and put them on then i went to the bathroom and got the tampon box and got the manual and a tampon out of it,
i read the manual and put the tampon up my butt and it velt relly good, i had it in for a few hours then i changed it before i went to bed.
a few weeks later my mom noticed al the tampons missing and when she was cleaning my room she found 1 and asked if i used them i said yes she wanted to now why i told her and she bought tampons for me then so i would have my own to use. and sinse then i have been using tampons almost 24/7 and the still veel relly good. also in those few weeks before i got my own to use i would take 1 on a birthday part from my aunt or neice.

Anonymous Coward's picture

What guy would want to shove a tampon up their ass there is no point other than ur friends finding out and them pissing their pants lauphing

sittingpretty's picture
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Yea! What Misses M. said!
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No good can come of this....I wonder if the National Weather Center issues any kind of Mad Crapper warnings...

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Mrs. Mad Crapper's picture
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Why in the fuck would you use a tampon if you didn't have to? And why in the hell is Tampax trying to make it sound like the rag is some great magical thing?! Have a happy period my ass!
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Hal's picture

I have been using tampons in my azz for over 40 years. Some I have left in for at least 24 hours. Sometimes I use two. It sort of massages the prostate and I can actually ejac without touching myself just from a tampon in the butt. There are many kinds out there so you may have to experiment to find what ones fit and suit you the best. I started off "borrowing" my sisters plugs at age 13.

Xilften's picture

Hmm and I thought I was alone in my paraphillia. It begin when I was about 12. Wondered about my mom's tampons and how it would feel. After reading the instructions I inserted one up my rectum and enjoyed the feeling so much that 30 years later I still enjoy the practice. I like using them in conjunction with enema and other anal play. I've worn them all night at times, During sex with my wife and even to work. Sometimes with a Foley and pad. And yes they do appeal to my feminine side and add a finishing touch to cross dressing.

emilychurch's picture
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Hi Daphne,i enjoyed your comments to pissed off female, you are so right!! thanks Emily

Anonymous Coward's picture

ok i have read both pages of this and i am sorry but it really dont care about what the guys do and really i wanted to say to this is LOL!!!!

Anonymous Coward's picture

Pissed off Female: Actually tampons were invented for males. During WW1 they were invented to stop the bleeding from bullet holes.

Anonymous23 's picture

I don't know about tampons, but some men do need to wear pads due to rectal bleeding or other issues

Anonymous man (13)'s picture

okay,i used to have my friends give me tampons, and i LOVED the feeling, i even wore some to school with a pad too. but later i kind of felt that i was just, not gay, but gay.and i really like this girl, she dosnt know about this like some of my others, but ive stopped cus theyve kind of ruied a half of my life. so guys, word of advice from a 13 year old!! stop! you should be glad you dont have to use them

and girls, i want to say something nice, but can think of any,so? good luck with your periods? or...thanks for talking some sense into me with this and someother sites.. P.S. i stoped like 3 or four months ago.. so thanks i guess.

sittingpretty's picture
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Gaaaaawlleee, i have not ever heard of men using tampons in their a-hole. I learn something new everyday on Poopreport.
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sittingpretty's picture
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Gaaaaawlleee, i have not ever heard of men using tampons in their a-hole. I learn something new everyday on Poopreport.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

PreOpTGirl's picture

As a pre-op transsexual(Male to Female), I use tampons as though I am having a period and have done so for many years prior to beginning my transition. It helps me feel more complete. Some day in the near future, I will have a vagina in which I can insert them.

ChiliKahKah's picture
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NOTHING GOES UP A GUY'S BUM Unless medically necessary. Those are the rules of nature !

Oh Girly Me's picture

Look,

I'm a man. But every so often I'm just a girl.

And girls wear tampons. So I do too. I wear Tampax Pearl Fresh Scent. I buy them all the time. They are great for keeping you clean and making you feel fresh like a girl.

Are there chemicals in them? I don't know, but the Tampax website says they're safe, if you believe them.

All I know is that it sure feels nice when your cutie little bootie warms up to your temporary butt plug.

It is also nice to smell and breath the "Fresh Scent" because it reminds you of how a woman smells on her period...

Which is usually when she decides to bend you over and have her way with you.

It's all good fun.

;-D

Anonymous Peoples's picture

Lolz interesting. Most of the guys who stick tampons up their butts are trannies and crossdressers. Are there any straight guys who do this?

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sissy susan's picture

I use tampons once a month when my mistress tells me it's time and I also use pads. You get used to them and they make me feel like a real girl

LeandraCullen's picture
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Oh...I thought Lady Dodger meant you were...share your girlfriend with her? Alrightly then.
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Artful Dodger's picture
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I'm not married. But if I was, I'd definitely share my girlfriend with her.

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Does your wife know about your feminine side?
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Artful Dodger's picture
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I have a feminine side too. It's called a girlfriend.

Femine man's picture

Sticking tampon can damage your rectum, suggest that you wear pad which is pretty nice and nothing else. I am a man with feminie side, normally, I wear panty and cami om daily basis.

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