Euw. Now, that's even more disturbed than the "finger-lickin' good" guy. I'd listen to Poonurse if I were you and advise your friend to get some mental health care.

this is just the same as these scat freaks that have sex with there shit smeared on themselves....I am sure they masturbated with poo as well, before they found partners.

Yeah, I read in a psych journal about one woman who used turds as dildos. Your friend should definately see someone about this.

not to be gross...but they must be some pretty hard turds...

Damn! I didn't think anything could gross me out more than poop eaters. Guess I was wrong. Your friend is one sick son of a bitch!

Your 'friend'? Sure, it's your friend. Yeah, we believe you.

You poop-smearing coward, I know it's really you that has the little problem.

i have a friend that loves the taste of human feces and i think has been eating it on and off since childhood is this dangerous and is there medicine available to kill off infection if she has been eating it?

Holy shit. Thats fucking grooooss

You all call this guy gross, yet you are all on a site dedicated to poop...and don't act like you have scoured the net for at least one video or picture showing some man or woman taking a dump...as gross as it may sound, not one of you have immediatly turned off the comp and ran out of the room at the site of some gaping butthole pushing out excretement....i can tell just by reading some of these entries that many of you aren't being real with yourselves....whether its his friend or not, it doesnt matter...guys, u know we have all had our episodes where we have done somethin really gross with a girl, that may be on that shitty path...stuck a finger in the butt and sniffed it....hope and wish that a girl would fart....sniff underwear, not to say that we have all done all of those things, but things of that nature...and ladies...how many of you have squeezed one out while gettin it from behind, or masturbated just cuz you got horny from sitting on the toilet...again....not all of you have or will done something of this nature, but you all have your dirty little quirks....so let he who has not pooped and enjoyed it cast the first turd

all that i can say is...this is a crappy matter...

I am shocked at "poonurse's" judgmental comments and ignorance.

I'd like more info on the whole poop fetish and where I can go to get a good fix on it all...

you know, i have a foot fetish and i thought i was weird, but after i read that , mine isnt that bad, lol i mean who the fuck smears poop on themself and masterbates, thats just fucking wrong, lol.

I bet the most out raged are hiding some nasty little secret of their own.

Tell me he takes showers after?

Shit for mercy.

After reading about all this crap I have to go hehehe. I thought it only happened with rushing water.

when i was little, during my dumps i would smear feces on a wooden chair (yes i wiped it off). i didnt tell anyone and i grew out of it. but i wasnt crazy and i didnt eat it ore anything. try denial when your parents find shit everywhere.

Old School lube woohooooooooo
nothin beats that
god gave ya two hands too :D
i make full use, lol

smearing ur self in human crap ...
its fine with me ...
aslong as u dont come near me at all :)

shit masturbatio is fine but i think cleanin it suks!!

Toilet muck, little kids do strange things. They either grow out of it or someone tells them to stop. When someone gets to be any older than about four this is a psychological problem.

i did a fart once and a small poo came out, now i fart in a bag if im out clubbing

Even though I find this extremely weird, strange and disgusting, we have to consider that humans are animals after all. And it is not uncommon for animals to do this sort of thing. Maybe they wouldn't masturbate with the stuff, but monkeys play with it, cats and dogs will roll in it after it has decayed mostly. Etc, etc.. Maybe these people just have some irresistible urge that they can't explain, much like an animal.

An old girlfriend's little brother used to ... hmmm... "camouflage" his bike after going to the toilet. Why he did that I'll never know. His parents beat the crap (literally) out of him, and he never did it again.

Getting off with your own poo, is even stranger. But knowing that secret and still being his friend sound freakish to me. That guy should be in restraints, under strong medication at the coo coos house.

once, and i dont know if this is right or wrong, but i once had sex with a ginger

dude, gingers?!... thats messed up. :/

Wow i find all of your coments are as funny as how discusting this is.

WTF..I never new poo fetishes really existed until the story my friend told me last night about mutual friends of ours... just trying to understand how poo couls be sexually exciting????

well if this whole shitting matter relates to us all being the animals we are i think it explains it's self because i saw a dog a few days ago shitting on another dogs head so i dont know what the fuck to think.
and the other dog dident even realise i mean...it must have been warm like having a duvet wrapped round you thats been sitting by the fire??
agree?
you would know if something was going..(dripping) down your face am i right??
haha

Um, is poomaster talking about figging, or is there some other, grosser "sex with a ginger" out there?

I don't see anything really wrong with this fetish so long as you clean up after. I try to keep an open mind. Then again, keep an open mind and people will throw shit in it.

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Could someone moderate this thread, please?

I just found this thread, and I have to say that it is disgusting. I'm with GGG, and would assk someone to moderate.

Certainly in these days, such posts would not be tolerated by moderators (certainly not this one). But these got posted eons before the current system was in place, and it is my understanding that they've been grandfathered in. I'd like to leave them in so we can travel back to the wild west and get a taste of life like it used to be.

Yeah, this thread needs moderation.

As for the masturpooper, I can't understand why he likes to spread himself in himan waste, but he has all the right in the world to dom that so...bye.

Glad to see I'm not the only one haha
It's exciting for me, don't mind if you think i'm crazy ok :)

Wow, and I thought the foot fetish I had was strange...

We feel that this is not that weird, and he should be allowed to use whatever he wants to get off with.
We persoanlly ejoy watching porn with such odd things in like poo fetishes and of course a good golden shower every now and again.

A "good" golden shower? What's a "bad" one? Having a shower party the day after you've eaten a pound of asparagus?

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Yeah, asparagus pee would be in a special booth at the Fetish Fair.

And are Catwoman and Gary in fact two different people, or are they two people in the same head, speaking collectively?

I wonder if this comes from some sort of childhood potty training problems. Perhaps he wore diapers for a long time, and got used to having poop on his body.
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Toto, something tells me we're not in Kansas anymore... Shit is amusing and all that, but I for one think this is waaaaaay too much information. Daph and GGG - too funny!

I'm sorry but I think smearing poop all over one's self is just plain nasty.

As a young child it is one thing (still nasty, but I can go along with it). It sound like this dude does need some professional help, this is not normal. Then again, it seems to be a pretty common fetish.

Please tell me that he takes a good long shower, with the industrial sized bar of soap, after he is done smearing.
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Please, everyone. Let's all give Daphne a big plue one for her above comment!

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Man, I love this site!!

i had wonderd if poo fetitshes actually existed...and then i found this site...man there are some sick motherfuckers here. i dont like to imagine girls shitting its a turn off. and may i just say to that guy who wanks with shit, you are one messed up fucker. you belong in a psyche ward under lock and key.

ur friend needs help u need to help him and if its u and ur saying its a friend then you need help man not in a negative way you just need to find someone to help you man help
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I think there is a degree of over-reaction on this one. The people who need psychiatric help or who should be under lock and key are rapists, paedophiles, terrorists, and those who commit senseless crimes of violence and vandalism. As I understand it, those who have poop fetishes indulge either alone, or with like-minded partners. Therefore harm no-one. Personally, I'm not into anything to do with masochism, for example, but many are, and what they do behind closed doors is their business. Let's get a bit more perspective and less holier-than-thou.

Since I can remember, I have always liked the feel of poop ON my behind. When I was a toddler and still in diapers and plastic pants, I would intentionally sit down and squish the poop in my diapers. I would squeeze it between my legs and smear it all over my privates, and then masturbate in my wet,dirty diapers. Never understood why but have accepted it as my fetish.

You masturbated in wet dirty diapers? So you KNEW what masturbation was as a toddler? I didnt know what that was til I was twelve! Never did it with poo though. Remember everyone be careful who you shake hands with!
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The Thunderous, This will give me something to think about the next time i shake someone's hand.
Hi, Mr.BLACK...nice to meet you
(brain: wonder IF he does it?)
Yes, I did see your last movie
(brain: does he? The movie sucked)
No thank you ...I have a cocktail.
(brain: no way is HE getting me a drink...he looks like he does do IT.)
Producing waste since 1967

MSS - aside from Timmyboy's inane comments, I'd think you could apply similar logic to anyone you may meet and shake hands with. Who knows was disgusting habits they may have? Or what they may have been doing a few moments earlier??

The thing is, you don't know who ELSE'S hand they've shaken.

When we file out of church on Sunday, the pastor is at the middle door, and a staff pastor on the right and left doors. You CANNOT get out of the building without shaking one of their hands. "Bill! Good to see you. Mary, how are you doing?..."

If you're at the back of the line (of 700-800 people), you're coming in contact with EVERY hand that has passed before you. It doesn't stop me from shaking hands, but I DO stop by the Ladies' room to wash my hands before I pick up GoBoy.

I know Jesus said "Come as you are!", but I really wish some folks would at least wash their hands first!

GGG, Maybe a good present for the pastors would be the hand sanitizer thingys. Either hand wipes or the pump.
Producing waste since 1967

GGG - wow!!!! 700-800 people at your church!!? Very impressive! Seriously though, is this not the reason why our dear old Queen wears gloves? If it is good enough for her .....

Actually, that's 700-800 PER SERVICE, and we run THREE worship services. The overall church membership is about 3000, but only about 2000-2500 show up on any given Sunday.

And the glove thing... I don't know. I'm already considered a bit eccentric...

Can't imagine why.

not really sure why people do it...how can this turn anybody on sexually at all? i have a friend who is VERY into it and she has gone even so far as to eat her own - she doesnt even buy toilet paper!

Even more staggering then!!I like 'only 2000-2500 show up .... ' Only!!! Mind, not many English churches of my knowledge would fit 700-800 people at once. Standing room only!!

As to eccentricity - nor can I!! Do you have any strange habits we don't know about!!??

To stay on topic, here, uh... my eccentricities do NOT include masturbating with poop. Just so everyone knows.

Re: "Mega-Churches": that's the American term for the phenomenon of these huge corporate "Stepford-ish" churches. I don't really like ours, but it's sort of a default choice for us, right now.

Another term is "McChurch".

Masturbating with poop?! Horrible thought. This thread makes me vasovagal.

Wierd, I dont think so! I wear diapers and poop and wet my diaper. Im 43 and I soil diapers daily. I even wear used diapers with pee and poop in them that I find in the dumpster. I love having poop in my pants, especially if its not my poop

masterbating with poop seems a bit preposterous not too mentions macabre, like something out of a horror movie. but, different strokes for different folks? maybe if they feel wrong about it, they could try and get it sorted out, but if its not hurting anyone its probably ok. bird gotta fly, fish gotta swim, and some people need to rub shit into their skin. Even if nobody else wants to have sex with them, at least poop does.
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thunderbirds are go

fyi is you do engage in coprophilia, be warned that your poop contains alot of bacteria and one of them is estrica ecoil, that can cause pneumonia (fluid in your lungs) if you breath it in.

This is a good point, but the poster spelled E. coli wrong. It's Estreia coli. And pneumonia can be either a virus or bacterial infection....the aveoli filling with infectious liquid is one of the outcomes.

This was a good point to post, and because of that fact, sounding like a nit-picker is worth the risk.
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I should not have read this thread...I'm only 21! I shouldn't be reading this flith!

AAAAH

i wonder... is the shit he's rubbing on himself while masturbating is soft or hard... and does your friend normally smell bad? kinda like your fingers after you've scratched your ass?

You masturbated in wet dirty diapers? So you KNEW what masturbation was as a toddler? I didnt know what that was til I was twelve! Never did it with poo though. Remember everyone be careful who you shake hands with!

Wha...He wakes up startled in the middle of the night. Sweating, trembling and breathing in short shallow fits. She takes his head and cradles it in her arms. Stroking his cheek, she says softly, it's ok, it's ok, it was only a bad dream. PLEASE GOD MAKE THAT HAPPEN TO ME NOW.

Sorry, pd, but welcome to the nightmare. Would you care for a brownie? It's fresh from the oven...

Can I (sniffle) have some warm milk too.

oh yeah, PD, let me get that for ya...Doniker? Need a fill up for Prarie....

wow, this is a four year old thread about poop masturbation. fancy that. first off, 1) a lot of you people need to learn some tolerance. imagine how hard it must be for someone who has such a socially debilitating fetish. i used to work with mentally ill people, some of whom were delusional, some of whom heard voices that told them to kill. let me tell you that it's hard for people who are different. point #2) if you do have such a fetish it seems fairly obvious that you should be seeking some sort of mental health counseling or therapy. it is technically not sanitary, and it can't be good for your social health. thanks to the two or three people who actually posted an intelligent comment. shame on the rest of you. go eat a turd.

You must remember that this is a sited dedicated to POOP HUMOR. Of course there are going to be humorous replies to this topic. And if you don't have the tolerance for humor, you sure can understand those who don't have a tolerance for poop fetishes.

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Great comment! +2 pointsdaphne (2919) -- 08.31.2006
A "good" golden shower? What's a "bad" one? Having a shower party the day after you've eaten a pound of asparagus?

I normally and really don't give a flying fuck about these mindless points but I just don't understand why d gets +2 for this comment.

I love you daphne....I'm not trying to mess with you girl...you are #1 but I don't understand the system

I flashed my sweater puppies for user points. It was one of those days. I was caught between actually coming up with something that resembled wit or popping open the Jane Mansfield Gates of Pleasure and letting our quality comment moderators taste the upper dew on the mountains of desire.

"Yah!" but I decried, forlorn in my lack of popularity points, "I need social acceptance! Who will great my comment if I bare my gazongas to the world via Slutty Webcam?" Silent nods across the internet brazened my resolve.

I flashed for internet Springer Beads.

I am cheapened.

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Heh. Actually, I don't know why it was greated 2+. I didn't notice it until you said something.

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I greated it because it was really funny....and I'm a sucker for boobies.

The first thought that came to my mind on the thread of masturbation with feces is a faounky malignant stanky infection that will linger in your hhha hhhm through life to become funky stanky ashes...and get stuck in a putrid smelling afterlife! OW owow OW. Sulpher and rancid poo and pee probably, and vomit and snot, for sure FOREVER!. Ugh ugh nooO Owooo no, not me!

When I was still in the baby bed I discovered this warm (or cold) stinky brown finger paint in my diaper and decorated my bed many mornings. I putty glued all the rungs on both sides and on both ends. The head and foot of my cage where the stencil of a stuffed animal was became my easel. CREATIVE!!! I probably got my nose stuck in it and whipped by my father. An instant deterrent to enjoying the morning pups and the beginning of a painful and obscessed life of constipation.

What if inn heaven our sewer becomes GOLD! Perfect karet consistency, not too soft ,and never too hard. Yellow gold, pink gold, watery GOLD! That's definitely where I want to be! Where a fecal terd becomes a GOLDEN NUGGET! A heavenly bouquet of frankincence and myrrh with every evacuation. Imagine that, no wiping and nooo dingleberries! So I think poop smearing during masturbation means one is still in an infancy developmental stage from being....I don't even want to begin to think what atrocity these shit-stirrers had to endure at the beginning of their lives that made them so perverted.

Thanks, Bilge.

doniker, all joking aside, I have no idea why some comments are given extra points and others aren't. You and others made comments I've greated and thought "someone else has got to think this is gold". I've also looked at some of my own comments that got greated and didn't think they were that spectacular.

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doniker, keep in mind that the showing of man-boobs could result in a post being lamed. Sorry, dude. It's sexist, but in all honesty I'm okay with that.

you nasty fucks eating shit without bread and butter what is wrong with yall damit

it used to be bad to poop on yourself

tell him to wear a diaper and masturbate while wearing it after pooping. see what he does.

"he" may or may not mean you.

"You masturbated in wet dirty diapers? So you KNEW what masturbation was as a toddler? I didnt know what that was til I was twelve! Never did it with poo though. Remember everyone be careful who you shake hands with!

Reply from Timmyboy:

I never said I knew what masturbation was. I only stated that as a toddler I enjoyed rubbing myself though my dirty diapers till I experienced an orgasm or shall I say till I felt a strong sense of releif.

As an ex-CNA I know all about poop. I have seen people poop on them selves for years. We had one lady that would "fingerpaint" her room nightly. You could smell it at the entrance to the nursing home! BUT SMEARING IT ON YOURSELF ON PURPOSE!! THEN WACKING OFF!! NO WAY!!

Dont tell me u r President Bush?!

I can undertsand this feeling, as i have frequently smeared myself in poop while masturbating and still do masturbate in my own piss then drink it

Dave

And Dave0777, your mom says if you do it again while in bed with her, she's throwing you out.

This has to be one of the most disgusting threads on the site.

Herbert, be careful, or you will get one of my
"boys masturbate" poems.

PD, I'm perfectly aware of that fact. But the process doesn't generally involve poop, and isn't generally advertised on a website. So please restrain yourself from writing a poem about it.

Yes, people really do this.

No, it's not normal - it is unusual. Most people find it disturbing. No big surprise there, given the above comments.

Yes, clean-up is challenging.

No, if one uses antibacterial soap there is no lingering smell.

No one picks this fetish, but it is common enough to be well-documented and to support its own niche in fringe pornography.

People who are into this also can and do have otherwise normal and satisfying sex with other people, but this is not a fetish to bring up with a partner you aren't pretty sure is also into it.

To the original poster - your friend probably does feel weird about this, and you were the person he felt he could talk to. That's a good thing. It's not like he asked you to join in.

To those enquiring as to prefered texture, something firm enough to hold a shape, but not hard, is about ideal. It mushes to approximately the consistency of peanut butter (which is what some porn studios use instead). Aren't you glad you asked?