masturbating-with-poop fetish

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Dave (no, not that Dave) asks:

My friend has a strange fetish. He likes smearing himself in poop when he is masturbating. Is this very strange or dangerous? He doesn't eat it, only smears it over himself. He is my best friend and thought he should tell me about this weird fetish, as he calls it.





Dear Dave (no, not that Dave),

Hello, and thanks for the visual!

Let's see...Strange? Definitely. Dangerous? Probably not, as long as it is his own poop and not someone else's.

The thing that is by far weirder is the fact that he confided this in you. I had a similar question before (See Finger-lickin' Good) and there were a good variety of opinions of the subject.

Be careful when shaking hands is all I can say. And for the record, your friend might just want to discuss this fetish with a qualified professional in the mental health field, as this behavior may hinder him in the dating world. Although, maybe there are some folks who would go along with it -- the world IS a strange place, after all.

Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.

-- Poonurse

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.

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148 Comments on "masturbating-with-poop fetish"

Anonymous's picture

There are a lot of shit lovers out there who enjoy being covered in shit, eating shit, drinking piss, even throwing up and drinking that too (2 girls one cup). Glad I was not born or acquired such desires. Anal sex, ass play, and fingering is just fine by me, and all with a clean ass to start!

Anonymous's picture

I have read about people even women who like to play with poop and smear their own poop all over themselves and get horny and masturbate! Personally I hate the smell and it's sickening and gross. I dont know why people like this because poop stinks something fierce!

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Adri, While the definitions of what should be called fetishisms is often in flux I have very serious doubts that such behavior will ever be considered anywhere near normal. Smearing oneself with feces while masturbating is not a healthy practice and can have dire results for the person who practices such an abnormality or anyone who unknowingly comes in contact with such a person.

I maintain my position that such a person is a sick puppy.


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Adri's picture
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ChiefThunderbutt, while I completely understand that fetishism can cause problems on multiple levels, it doesn't necessarily have to. There is a huge stigma about mental illness and psychological disorders in the United States -- that somehow people with any sort of "disorder" aren't able to function in society. People whose behaviours we find "strange" or "unusual", we are quick to self-diagnose as mentally unstable.

If the person feels it's a problem, and they want to get help, confiding in a friend is often a first step (and perhaps even the only step). The submitter of this question obviously cares for his friend.

Conversely, for plenty of fetishists, it's no problem at all. And I really think it's not any of our business to make critical decisions for other people. We're not the ones with the fetish.

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Adri, I am inclined to take a different view of fetishes than yours, Wikipedia says the following, "...Sexual fetishism may be regarded, e.g. in psychiatric medicine, as a disorder of sexual preference..."

Rather than indulging in scat play I think it would be wiser to try to discover the reason the "disorder" occurred in the first place. Shit is best used for fertilizer or just flushed down the commode and is not meant to be played with.


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Adri's picture
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Fetishes are fetishes. They're supposed to be weird -- that's why they're kinks. Gettin' dirty with your dung certainly isn't the most sanitary way to get your kicks, but it's a semi-common fetish and I can think of way "worse" ones. I think it's perfectly okay as long as you go about it the right way; just like you should wash your hands after dropping a load, be meticulous about clean-up and if you expect any partners to play along, it's more than common courtesy to let them know way ahead of time. Fetishes don't make you "fucked up", just a little quirky and that's A-OK.

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Shameless Shitter, proudly stinking up bathrooms one turd at a time.

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AM, you haven't actually said what your fetish is, only that you have one connected to this subject, so it's difficult to know how to respond to a post like that. However, you sound like you don't like yourself very much. That's what's bad for you, old chap, not a bit of poo on your willy. If having a relationship and being loved for yourself is important to you, then I'd recommend starting with learning to accept your imperfections and idiosyncrasies, followed by recognising your qualities, whatever they may be, and expanding upon them. Learn to like yourself and people will like you in return. You won’t become the life and soul of the party overnight, but it can’t have escaped your attention that ladies do rather like a fellow who’s comfortable in his own skin. Even geeks get girls, you know. What's important is to play to your strengths, whatever they may be, and spend your free time doing things that you enjoy because there’s nothing more attractive than seeing someone who’s good at something doing it. A succession of eager minge will inevitably follow, and if you're persuasive enough, one of them might even want to explore your little peccadillo and wouldn't that be jolly?

Good luck and chin up.

Anonymous Monster's picture

I have a fetish somewhat related to this due to a childhood experience, and let me tell you, if I wasn't so afraid to die and concerned about how it would affect my family, I'd have killed myself a long time ago. Through no one's fault but my own, I have become a freak who doesn't deserve to live.

As fucked up as I am in the head however, I would never literally consume poop because it's unsanitary, and I would never reveal something like that to a friend. I just don't get what the big deal is with breasts, and if by some miracle I ever find a woman who will love me in spite of this depravity, I see nothing wrong with doing what we wish as long as it's kept behind closed doors. I don't deny it's abnormal, but I would never do anything illegal or inappropriate just because I have a fetish.

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Merriam Webster's definition of Chief Thunderbutt:"A really smart fucker with a pocket dictionary."
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More people flush than they do wash their hands.

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Michael_A ... I must disagree with you by citing another definition;

ab·nor·mal (b-nôrml)
adj.
Not typical, usual, or regular; not normal; deviant.
[Alteration (influenced by ab-) of obsolete anormal, from Medieval Latin anormlis, blend of
abnormal [æbˈnɔːməl]
adj
1. not normal; deviating from the usual or typical; extraordinary
2. Informal odd in behaviour or appearance; strange
[ab-1 + normal, replacing earlier anormal from Medieval Latin anormalus, a blend of Late Latin anōmalus anomalous + Latin abnormis departing from a rule]

Since the majority of people do not masturbate with poop I am afraid that it is abnormal behavior.


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Merriam Webster obviously had a bias when writing that definition. Chief: a paraphilia is just an attraction to something or something that someone likes to use to spice up their sex life (if they have one) we just don't know why. It's no different than if anyone of us went to a sex shop and bought sex toys.

Also to answer your question about pedophiles and people that are sexually attracted to animals, the reason they are "bad" doesn't really have anything to do with their attraction per say it is the fact that they have sexual relations with children and/or animals without their consent because they cannot consent to sex and that is wrong or "bad".

Fetishes I do not believe is a disorder I believe it is just how someone is wired and I'm sure it has something to do with an even that happened in their life. As long as they are not hurting anyone and the person they are with if they are with someone consents, there is nothing wrong with it.

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TheSanguineOne, You say that coprophilia is a form of paraphilia that is reasonably common and that there is nothing wrong with it. Let me refresh your memory on the meaning of the word paraphilia. According to the Merriam Webster dictionary paraphilia is;

"Any of a group of psychosexual disorders characterized by sexual fantasies, feelings, or activities involving a nonhuman object, a nonconsenting partner such as a child, or pain or humiliation of oneself or one's partner. Also called sexual deviation."

Note the words "psychosexual disorders." Do you also consider paedophiles and goat fuckers to be normal people? I hate to be disagreeable but people who masturbate with poop are sick puppies!


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TheSanguineOne's picture

That form of paraphilia is known as "coprophilia," the sexual arousal of having fecal matter smeared over the body.

Believe it or not, 1 out of 900 people has this or a related fetish.

There is nothing wrong with having it, and your friend does not require counseling or rehabilitation for his desires. They are simply attractions such as feet and boobs.

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I agree with you on one thing AC. Eating it would be sick.

I have to go now. I can't remember what I ate for lunch, but I think I'll be reminded shortly.

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AC, How sad that someone as young as you (you write like a seven year old) has obviously destroyed the portion of his/her brain that controls spelling. Soon the fumes will have destroyed enough of your brain that you will be happily munching away on dog grogans like the rest of us do on a Kit Kat bar.


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Anonymous Coward's picture

abosliuty love the smell of poop my neigjbor got me in to it he invited me over one night and when his dog took a poop he took it and inhald it at first I looked at him sickly then he said u like the smell of feet I feel the same way about poop. I said alright can I try. He let me and it was great then 5 seconds later he smeared it all over the wall. Is father came out of his room and said is that my poop I said no then I said but I like how it smells. Then we played hide and poo on the loser. The loser gets pooped on and has to smear it all over them. I lost everytime on purpose and I just loved getting smeared with my best friends poop his brother and their father I love poop I go over their house every friday to tame my fetish I would never eat it but I like the smell of it.

My Favorite smells are

1 POOP
2 FEET
3 PEE
4 Body odor

Anonymous Coward's picture

R u shit freaks mad

Preston-er's picture

I love panty poop, really love it, it's a great form of kink and also pee. u all need to stop being harsh on this guy, nowts rong with him, he has a fetish... i wouldnt change it for the world, love extreme fun!! to those who settle for basic stuff no probs but dont be harsh just cuz our sexual funs more hardcore than urs....

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I will grant that each of us is accustomed (by lifetime acquaintance) to his/her own poop, and getting a little on oneself, say when a finger slips through to toilet paper while wiping, is a minor mishap, easily handled by lots of soap and water, diligently applied.

However, diseases can be spread by contact with other people's poop, and if one engages in the activities described in this thread, I think interpersonal poop transfer (IPT for short) is inevitable. If you really slather poop on yourself, inevitably some will be left even after washing, and more so if you are careless. Please don't shake my hand.

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Sigh!! ... Where is my hazmat suit, I'm on my way peterpooper, I'll be the guy in the green clothing that knocks on your door.

Don't bother with any tea and crumpets.


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Chief, I'm not so sure about your destroyed brain cell theory. I think it's more a matter of a sticky, gooey keyboard in this case. Maybe some more research is needed. I'll let you do it. I have a sore wrist.

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masterbate? ... ejackulate? ... who to say otherwise?"

Pete ... Your fetish is obviously destroying braincells that are necessary for spelling and context.


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Peterpooper's picture

I often poop on cam for people to see that like it, i masterbate and try to ejackulate and poop at the same time.... most people who like this sexy idea thinks it is normal and who to say otherwise.... Keep On Pooping..lol
Pete. UK

Anonymous Coward's picture

yeah right, your "FRIEND" likes to smear poo, sure its not you??

ChiliKahKah's picture
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Sounds like a scene from a Steven King movie.

mud bunny's picture
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Can you say "hepatitis"?

Erosmonkey's picture

Get the hell over it! Masturbating with your own poo is called "Chilidogging" and it's just another fetish. A harmless one at that (although I'd suggest using a good hand sanitizer afterwards and not just on your hands). There is nothing at all wrong with it. A lot of people are into it (look around the 'net)and it is a solo thing. It does not interfere with regular "normal" sexual relations. As for the need to "talk to a psychiatrist" about this: Why? Paraphelias are a part of sexual identity and there is nothing that can be done about them. In the case of things like pedophilia this is a very bad and unacceptable thing and there is a need to deal with it as the problem that it is. In this case, what is the problem? There isn't one! And I think your friend must trust you a great deal to confide in you something that private and personal. You owe him your support and love.

bloodru5t's picture

Coprophilia and coprophagia are actually more common than one would think. Some think it stems from early ancestry...Eskimo mothers cleaned their young with their tongues

Anonymous Coward's picture

that shit is stupid and sick and on the same level as being a necrophiliac...SICKOZ WHO HAVE UGLY GROSS THOUGHTS AND DO THESE PRACTICES LIKE EATING THEIR OWN POO NEED TO GET THEMSELVES COMMITTED.

spattacus's picture
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Well, marriage IS all about sharing, after all.

Anonymous dude's picture

I like to poop in my panties while I masturbate. I think it's the idea of pooping in your panties being taboo that makes this exciting. I have done this since I was a teenager and now I am Married and can share this with my wife

ChiliKahKah's picture
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Go talk to Dr. Ruth or Dr. Phil ! In the alternative, contact the Jerry Springer Show.

Ewwwww!!!!'s picture

EWWWWW!!!!!!!

IgnoranceIsABliss's picture

Most of you are very ignorant. He does not need help at all, It's just the way he is. It's called Coprophilia and it is more common then you think. Just like people who are ABDL(me) or Urophiliac(also me), Exhibitionists, BDSM, mistress, dominatrix, All of this is a fetish. They are all weird to outsiders but it's 100% normal to have some kind of fetish (or at least something you like sexually more than anything else [if you didn't then NOTHING would turn you on]) You can't tell me that you have never asked your girlfriend or wife to do something at least a bit kinky (hancdcuffed, roleplaying, furry, rape/murder(fake of course)

Sexual fetishes are strange in nature, and most are not dangerous. A common characteristic of paraphiliaism(coprohilia, urophilia,pedophilia,etc.) Is actually written as a psychological disorder sort of like schizophrenia. The person enters a different mindset during these sexual acts, often, afterwards they feel defiled, unwanted, and have low self esteem.

Do you know why that is? be cause there are ignorant people all over the internet telling these people they are gross. Most of the time these people are just like you and me, and most try to keep their fetish under safe control so they don't run out and do something illegal or something they regret.

The thing is lets use pedophilia as an example, these people aren't bad people... You have to really understand that. They just can't help themselves, pedophilia is far more common than you think as well. The difference is these people resort to anime and hentai as their "anti-drug", so they aren't out hurting or exploiting children (which is a great thing) it really shows these people don't want to hurt anyone... it's just that they have such a hard time dealing with their issues.

As a urophiliac AB/DL myself I have had a hardtime dealing with this. I didn't know why but as early as I can remember around 7 maybe, I've wanted to be in diapers so taht I could wet them and just enjoy that feeling as I do now. But after it's all done and over with and I take my diaper off or whatever I always have that feeling of disgust deep inside "My god, why am I doing this"

Just have an open mind, these people may be closer to you then you think.

ChiliKahKah's picture
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As long as he does it with another consenting adult and they do it at the clean out facility for livestock trucks it is ok with me.

Anonymousblondie22's picture

thats fucking sick in the head just the thought of it makes me want to throw up all over myself errr WTF has the world come to.....

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AC on 09.03.2009.....That theory went out years ago when diseases and mental illness were discovered. A good physiciatrist can help much more than a minister.


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Anonymous Coward's picture

Wow...It is September 17th and I am GROSSED OUT!!! I just found a complete seperate article on another website about this guy, Mike Long. There is a whole growing...dare I say MOVEMENT.

Anonymous Coward's picture

there is good and evil...this is not good. get prayed over by a real minister.evil spirits inhabit humans

ChiliKahKah's picture
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I suggest trying an alternative.....SHEEP

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Most obscure indeed! - One Guy, no Cup required.

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Anonymous Coward's picture

hahahahahahaha. I love google. because i found this.

Kris man's picture

Leave the man alone he's baten. So be it.

buttfknbandicoot's picture

my friend stevey from etto is poo mad but i still think he is a good bloke
go 4 it stevey masterbate in your own fieces its natural in the bush !

ANTIMATTER SPLATTER The splatter flushin wont even shift's picture

eerrrmm i think i may have taken a wrong turn i thought this was a fish and chip shop . and i was under the sheltered impression that only germans were into poo play or more accurataly Shite smearing or poopophiliacs . nappies or diapers make me urge so i'm pretty lucky i wont catch this phenomenomenom n om. i think the fact that its a fetish and not a trend speaks volumes but saying that some men love woman stamping their balls and such also a fetish and possibly as balanced as the current thread content. thank t sir may i have another.

Jesse's picture

I do the same thing as your friend. I like to smear shit. If it's a really big dump, I put it in my mouth, but don't eat it. I mostly pretend it's someone else shitting into my hands. I'm may be sort of bisexual, but I have my doubts. I would just die if my friend Holly wanted to shit 4 me. I'm 16 by the way.

Afterwards, I gargle, wash with dish soap or bleach, sometimes change clothes, etc.

Grossed Out Girl's picture

That is sick. lol I guess as long as he does it in private and I never, ever have to shake his hands idc. lol I think it's pretty funny he would tell his friend. I bet he has some kind of weird fantasy about poop and the friend he told. HA

Poop Monster's picture

Maybe me and your friend should hook up ;)

Anonymous Coward's picture

I do everything with my own poop except put it in my mouth and eat it and put it on my face or in my hair.

Diapers, plastic pants, tarps and beds are fun for poopy games. I like to save several days worth in a diaper or underwear just to play with all at once. There are many more games I play, but too much to list here :) All I can say is it's just as good as sex with a woman. When I can't be with a woman it's the best thing...gives me the most intense orgasms. I hope all poop lovers enjoy my partial testamony. Thanks :)

Shiza Curious One's picture

I initially discovered this website as I have a man who is VERRRY into the whole poop thing.
Talkin about it, askin for it...Wheee doggie,Uncle Jed...THE MAN LOVES POOP.

I honestly have to tell you,the asparagus comment is PLATINUM in my book. Subject appropriate humor at it's best. I have had hundreds of people ask me if I am a comedienne, because I love to make people laugh...(And it's not because of my looks, I'm a FOX...lol) and I cracked up at that asparagus comment. Also, as a newbie, I particularly enjoy all the comments over what people consider "GROSS" things, or things that people consider "deviant". Considering that we are on a website dedicated to the love of shit: for the love of Pete: Why are they here?Aloha: Welcome to "Kamanawanaseeya Poop Island!" This is the POOP website, where "degenerates" run wild and free! I say the degenerates are the people who have secret lusts and desires and LIE anout them.
Poop, there it is
Poop, there it is
Poop, there it is...

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