Sounds like Mr. Shewillkillme is suffering from "hers is bigger" envy.

I'd like to ask Mrs Shewillkillme how much effort these monsters take to dump? I'm envious - even if Mr Shewillkillme isn't. I can't manage anything approaching an 8 by 3 turd......

On another subject - has anybody made a comparison of US and other toilets? I may be wrong but I don't think we have such blockable facilities in the UK.

My mother also got the giant shits after she had me.

This sight is great

I don't want giant shits! No! No giant shits! Okay, that's it. Thanks a lot. I forgot that this happens to mothers.

Wait! What am I talking about?!? I get giant shits all the time...

Could they get bigger with a baby? I hope not.

OMG! After i had my 2nd baby i had been taking opiate painkillers (which make you totally constipated). 8 days later it was time to go. I sat on the toilet over night. I had to give my self an enema just to break it up a little. it was wider than my wrist and as long as my forearm. followed by massive amounts of diarehea from exlax. And THATS why i wont have any more kids!

I had giant ones myself after having my daughter. I was just glad the toilet didnt clog when I flushed. I had a plunger in hand when my husband came in and asked if I was ok. I pointed to the toilet to which my husband replyed "Holy shit." and I nodded.

Ewwwwww. The shit of the century?

At the risk of having 'lame comment' slapped on me, I can only say that I admire ladies who can do giant shits - whether after childbirth or not! Big ones are more satisfying!!

I wouldn't "lame" that, Hamster; it wasn't offensive.

I have to say that I didn't have this problem after the GoKids were born. The first movement after birth WAS painful, but not gigantic.

I'll take this opportunity to thank the poo god that I didn't suffer hemorrhoids OR monster logs!

GGG - I've been 'lamed' five times - and looking at them again I didn't think any one of them was offensive!! I don't think I'm an offensive person!!! But there you go ....

Hammy, we've all learned the hard way that tone, inflection, and intent are difficult to interpret on a screen.

Been caught bare-arsed myself, a few times. You just have to say, "Whoops!" and go on.

GGG - you are completely right (as ever)!!!

Hammy, I'm looking for a campaign manager; send me a resume.

If my lawyer approves you, you may run my platform.

My mother-in-law does giant turds regulary.
She comes out laughing everytime she cloggs a public toilet. She has been known to go into the mens room and clogg the mens toilets up too! I have seen her work, I diden't think it was humanly possible to produce such monsters! Sometimes they are too thick and wide to fit down the hole in the toilet bowl!

Dambuster, tell your MiL that fire plugs are not butt plugs. Her asshole should regain some of its lost muscle tone once she stops doing squat thrusts on them.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Deja Poo, you could be right about the squat thrusts, when ever she farts it sounds like she has been battered around the ring more times than Rocky!!!
She's at my house for Christmas dinner, I'm dredding her traditional Yule Log she'll probably leave clogging up my toilet.We have just installed a powerflusher toilet for her, but it doesn't cope with the big logs she does.Coat-hanger and the old faithful bucket chasers to the rescue!